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"Let the UwU change you..."

UwU Café is a restaurant created and owned by Ash Ketchup. Benji Ramos, Sherry Paie and Attorney James Haze each own a small percentage of the company and help run it.



A F&B outlet that has a Cat Maid cafe theme that is run out of the Little Seoul neighbourhood. For the first few months, the cafe operated through Dean's World and Farmer's market vendors booths.

The cafe has established relationships with other businesses. With Hayes Auto Body Repairs for daily food supply runs during the cafe's vendor booth era. And for a short while, with the National Paintball Association to sell food at the arena during matches. The business offers catering for special events.


Disgruntled with management decisions at Burger Shot, Ash Ketchup decided she wanted to start up her own rival establishment in the form of a cafe, eventually conceptualising it fully as a cat maid cafe. Sharing her idea with similarly peeved Burger Shot colleague, Kitty Dream, the two initially wanted to go in as equal partners until disagreements over ownership and perceived commitment levels to the project resulted in Kitty bowing out. The business proposal was submitted and approved under the Denzel Williams mayorship administration.

  • Within its first few weeks of operating, the business drew attention from competitors such as other market vendors, but most notably a rivalry with Burger Shot. In response to this UwU Café applied for trademarks to protect its IP, including menu items, slogans and the UwU brand name.
  • On 23rd August 2021, the cafe's Little Seoul location was officially confirmed and construction within the city began. The building costs were announced officially on 5th September 2021, amounting to 600K in cash and 3K each of Rubber, Glass, Copper, Aluminim, Plastic and Steel materials, and were all gathered over the following weekend.
  • On 16th October 2021, the first major shoot out on the premises occurred with Chang Gang holding out against the Police Department in the partically constructed cafe interior, resulting in a lot of cops being shot down before the defenders were eventaully taken out. In post-incident interviews conducted at prison between the Cafe owners and Mr. Kebun, Mr. K gave a 5 star review score of the cafe as a potential holdout spot. Other heist crews have since followed suite, and the PD has sent teams to survey the spot as a place of interest for such incidents.
  • November 23, 2021, UwU Cafe's Little Seoul location opened.
  • On November 28, 2021, UwU Cafe hit over $1,000,000 in the bank account making over $800,000 in the first 5 days of the physical location.


Mains Sides
  • Om-Nom Omurice
  • Kira Kira Curry
  • Sugoi Katsu Sando
  • Hamburg Steak
  • Doki Doki Pancakes
  • Rice Balls
  • Warm Chicken Noodle Soup (Secret Menu)
Desserts and Drinks
Desserts Drinks
  • Strawberry Shortcake
  • Meowchi Mochi Ice Cream
  • Oxygen Cake
  • Purrfect Parfait
  • Ballaberry Cupcake (Secret Menu)
  • Dragon's Fire Cupcake (Secret Menu)
  • GingerKitty Cookie (Christmas Season)
  • Matcha Coffee
  • Booba Milk Tea
  • Sweet Herbal Tea
  • Hot Chocolate (Christmas Season)

Combo Meal (Vendor Booth)/Bento Box Combo (Restaurant)

  • 1 Drink
  • 1 Main Dish
  • 1 Dessert
  • Mystery Box/Kitty Toy (for Bento Box combo)

Taste of UwU Combo (Vendor Booth)/Benji Special (Restaurant)

  • All Items on menu

Current Employees



  • The restaurant's interior was primarily created by Denis3D.