Uchiha Jones is a character role-played by cyr aka Anime Phuckface. ([Pegi18[Eng Dub])
Introduction[edit | edit source]
Born in Kansas, Japan, Uchiha lived with his parents until the age of four, when they were brutally murdered in front of him. A man took him in and trained him as a Shinoba. At the age of 18, his sensei confessed that he was the one who beheaded his parents. Searching for his sensei, Uchiha moved to Los Santos. He is a member of Chang Gang.
Uchiha speaks English and Kansas-ese, a mixture of Japanese and English. He also calls people "fucko", which is a term of endearment in his native land.
He has cybernetic arms, legs, and a shoko (penis) from Boston Dynamics (in collaboration with Pillbox Medical and SpaceSex). Uchiha wears an exoskeleton on his torso as a result of all the combat damage.
*Cyr has stated that Uchiha is based on various characters from video games [such as Final Fantasy] and anime series [such as Naruto]. Cyr uses music from these games and series to set the mood for Uchiha's character.
- 1 Introduction
- 2 Uchiha's Early Days in Los Santos
- 3 Uchiha Specialties
- 4 Character Arcs
- 4.1 The First Brenda Case
- 4.2 The Cheating Pimp Case
- 4.3 The Police Officer Case
- 4.4 The Scammer Case
- 4.5 The Dungeons and Dragons Case
- 4.6 The Kevin Shaw Case
- 4.7 » The Jordan Case
- 4.8 The Ghost Car Case
- 4.9 The Demon Ramee Case
- 4.10 The Thalia Hayes Case
- 4.11 The Bovice Case
- 4.12 The Second Bovice Case
- 4.13 The Who is Jesus Case
- 4.14 The Rudi Rinsen Case
- 4.15 The Jordan Stabbing Case
- 4.16 The Zack Case
- 4.17 The Ghost Sakura Case
- 4.18 The Two Uchihas Arc
- 5 Uchiha's Initiation To Chang Gang
- 6 Fighting Tournaments
- 7 Court Cases
- 8 Sakura-chans / LS Thots
- 9 Friends/Acquaintances
- 10 Criminal Record
- 11 Fun Facts
- 12 Quotes
- 13 Openings / Endings
- 14 Videos
- 15 Gallery
Uchiha's Early Days in Los Santos[edit | edit source]
|The Egg Situation|
At one point, Nino Chavez claimed that Uchiha "shoved eggs up his ass". In response, Uchiha wanted to sue Nino for defecation, stating that he had lost business at his detective firm because of the rumor. Uchiha asked Dr. Choi for help finding a lawyer, and she called Erin; a newcomer to the role. Erin and Uchiha met in front of the courthouse, and Uchiha explained the case. After disclosing all the details of the situation, Erin revealed that she had already been hired as a defense attorney by Nino. Angered at Erin gathering this information from Uchiha, he left.
After the infuriating situation with Erin, Uchiha decided to hire Chang for SBS court. Upon meeting up with Chang, they devised a plan to frame Nino instead. They gathered Choi and Vinny, and headed to the Chicken Factory. Vinny disguised himself so that he resembled Chavez. The group staged a video so it seemed like Nino has been the one shoving eggs up his ass (video). Vinny had to commit to the act for it to be believable. The group then met with Nino at the mansion, and showed him the video; Nino questioned the group in anger, and left.
Uchiha and Chang debuted the video to the city, at an event meant for Brenda and Saab's two month anniversary. Everyone at the event posted on Twitter about the video, tweeting things such as #NinoChaveggz and #NinoShoveggzUpHisAss. Nino got a text from Saab, asking if he actually does what the video presents (1). Nino was extremely angry, and claimed to want to kill Uchiha.
Following the video debut, Chang set up a meeting to talk with Nino about it. Before driving to the location, Uchiha put on a disguise and hid in the trunk, in order to listen in on the conversation. During the discussion, the trunk was opened, and Uchiha was forced to get out. Luckily, he had previously beaten up a local on a bike, which Uchiha used to quickly escape (1).
In revenge for Uchiha's actions, Nino planned to make a video of his own; depicting Uchiha and Choi in the act of "egg shoving". Nino employed Karen to play Choi, Garrett to play Uchiha, and Chang to help out. (video)
Nino aimed to host a city-wide event with a cash prize, and show everyone the video. However, unbeknownst to Nino, Chang had provided the location of filming to Uchiha. In true shinoba style, he snuck onto the scene, and found evidence that the video was a hoax (video).
Uchiha Specialties[edit | edit source]
Uchiha has dark inner monologues, in which his vision turns red. They happen after interacting with other civilians.
|Missions / Quests|
Character Arcs[edit | edit source]
(Also known as Devil May Cry Arc.)
|Heck Realm Arc|
The First Brenda Case
The Cheating Pimp Case
The Police Officer Case
The Scammer Case
The Dungeons and Dragons Case
The Kevin Shaw Case
» The Jordan Case
The Ghost Car Case
The Demon Ramee Case
The Thalia Hayes Case
The Bovice Case
The Second Bovice Case
The Who is Jesus Case
The Rudi Rinsen Case
- Uchiha's Notes.Uchiha talks to Reid, he has no new info. Uchiha goes to Chang to talk about the case. They go searching for Tessa for any leads on the case. Uchiha talks to Tessa in the parking lot about a driving test, they exchange numbers.
Big cash reward.
The Jordan Stabbing Case
The Zack Case
The Ghost Sakura Case
(Also is known as Faintception Arc)
Months later, Uchiha talks about the Ladies' Night with his girlfriend, Choi. Choi mentions that she has heard about the night, with Uchiha sharing that being a stripper "ain't a bad life."
|Fan Dub Arc|
The Two Uchihas Arc
(Also known as Body Swap Arc.)
(Also known as the Good, but Not Arc.)
Uchiha's Initiation To Chang Gang[edit | edit source]
- Uchiha is kidnapped by Chang, Randy, Ramee, and Vinny, who are dressed like Sasquatches. Uchiha is then taken to a maze, where he has to defeat all of the "Beasts." He manages to defeat all of the "Beasts", only to be confronted by Chang. They then engage in a gun fight, which leaves them both dead. They manage to get to the entrance of the maze, only to find Bobby Brown there, and he calls EMS. Once the EMS arrive, Chang tells Uchiha that he is officially a part of the Chang Gang. The boys then go to the mansion, and Vinny gives Uchiha keys.
Fighting Tournaments[edit | edit source]
|June 5th, 2019 Fight|
"Episode 991" - Anime Phuckface
|August 28th: Dragon Dojo's 1st Tournament|
After Uchiha was bailed out, Chang decided to throw a tournament for the Dojo. "Participants must wear costumes, and are allowed to use special powered 'Weapons'." The tournament began with OTT as the announcer; calling up each participant to fight in a one-on-one battle. Each fighter that wins their round would go to the next round, with the final winner receiving the Dragon Trophy.
Court Cases[edit | edit source]
|Uchiha Jones vs Jack Sullivan|
|Uchiha Jones vs Mission Row PD|
|Uchiha Jones vs The People|
|Chang Gang vs The People|
Sakura-chans / LS Thots[edit | edit source]
|Hedi Saurus (First Sakura-chan)|
|Khloe (Pink Haired "Sakura-chan")|
|Kayden (Ghost "Sakura-chan")|
|Jean ("LS Thot")|
|Carmella Corset ("THOT")|
|Lana Valentine ("Crush?")|
|Lana now works as his assistant after her break up with her ex, Carl, and had went to him suggesting that he could be her rebound. He soon called her after to ask her to be his assistant in detective work. The two have a complicated relationship where both at times get into different arguments that sometimes can lead into situations where they might shoot at each other the next while the other they get along well.
Friends/Acquaintances[edit | edit source]
Criminal Record[edit | edit source]
- Accessory to Robbery x2
- Assault x1
- Assault on a Peace Officer x1
- Assault with Deadly Weapon x6
- Attempted Manslaughter x1
- Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x20
- Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 2] x5
- Criminal Use of a Firearm x2
- Escaping Custody x1
- Evading x4
- Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x2
- First Degree Speeding x2
- Identity Theft x1
- Impersonating a Peace Officer x2
- Joyriding x5
- Kidnapping x3
- Misdemeanor Possession of Controlled Dangerous x1
- Misdemeanor Possession of Crack x2
- Murder x1
- Negligent Driving x1
- Obstruction of Justice x2
- Reckless Evading x5
- Resisting Arrest x12
- Robbery x3
- Second Degree Speeding x1
- Tampering With a Vehicle x1
- Unlawful Imprisonment x3
Fun Facts[edit | edit source]
- Uchiha ordered his legs off the Dark Web.
- Uchiha learned how to pick up women from the video game Super Seducer.
- Uchiha likes to tell mother jokes/burns. (1)
- Uchiha helped Snake with the Bovice prison break.
- Uchiha helped Bovice get a clean ID.
- Uchiha went to a concert at an empty bar to watch a man sing a song for Mother.
- Mr. Chang is Uchiha's mortal enemy, mentor, and business partner.
- Uchiha hates blackjack and racing.
- Uchiha once ramped Lil Erf's car onto some power poles. (1)
- Uchiha once told Karen to drive FAST! resulting in her being ejected from her car and dying. (1)
- Uchiha wanted to sue Nino for defecation of character because he said he shoved eggs up his ass.
- Uchiha has a cool Sakura-chan car and a motorcycle he calls 'the smoke monster'. (1)
- Uchiha once did a pretty sick back-flip while in prison. (1)
- Uchiha often takes on the persona of "Fish boy" and "Rick Grimes" during heists/missions and likes to ask for marshmallows. (1, 2)
- Uchiha was Jordan Steele's best man for his wedding that they had outside of the courthouse.
- Uchiha helped Joe Mullet, and Zelda Harth on a surprise practice mission to rescue John Pliskin.
- Uchiha calls women Sakura-chan or LS thots.
- Uchiha is co-owner of The Dragon's Dojo according to Chang.
- Uchiha's feather tattoo on his right side represents his bird feet, the tattoo on his chest represents Boston Dynamics, and the tattoo on his right elbow was made by his drunk friend while they were both high on LSD.
- Uchiha always enters the 420 realm during rare late nights hanging out with Chang.
- Uchiha succeeds in his first getaway driving role during a heist with Boe and Pablo.
- Uchiha robbed a convenience store twice by himself successfully.
- Uchiha murdered (PERMA) El Muerto by stabbing him in the back with a knife in Chang's Dojo.
- Uchiha is the first to be the dragon trophy champion.
- Uchiha is one of the only convicted cop killers to still walk the streets, avoiding the death penalty in court.
- Uchiha shot down his first person with Ricky Robins during a robbery gone wrong.
- Uchiha's rap "Mother Don't Know" (https://www.twitch.tv/cyr/clip/KindLuckyKoalaMingLee)
- Uchiha's rap "Jail Cell" (https://www.twitch.tv/cyr/clip/OptimisticBelovedClintChocolateRain)
- Uchiha's rap "Top Notch Killer" https://clips.twitch.tv/AuspiciousFlaccidGuanacoJKanStyle
- Uchiha has shot down Kael Soze and Bobby Smith.
- Uchiha has the second sword in the city that Chang gave him after the battle for the cursed sword.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
- "SAY IT! YOU THINK IM A FREAK!"
- "See Ya, Fucko!"
- "I don't expect you to understand."
- "You got got."
- "Prone Bone Style."
- "I could have dropped you like a sack of rice."
- "LS Thots"
- "I'm simply jesting"
- "The best of the best of the best, Sir! With honors."
- "Oishii desu ne"
- "It's your life, take a chance"
- "SILENCE MHORTALS!"
- "Diagnostics suggest..."
- "Natural selection, baby."
- "A lot of people want to know just who I am, well I'm Uchiha."
- "My old man is Jecht, and Jecht is sin"
- "You ever just do some DMT and listen to Nickleback?"
- “I’m only here to procreate. I cannot lose sight of that mission.”
- "Be My Wife!"
- "You're just a dumb old docktor"
- "What happened to me"
- "What's the point"
- "I have slept with my own mother."