Tee Veeman is a character role-played by RudeNoodleNPC. He is also known as The Bard or Tee The Bard. Tee is an amalgamation of inspiration from South Park's Al Gore, Mike Judge's Butthead, and more.
Background[]
The greying 37 year old is the survivor of a freak mug accident, which changed Tee from a spry up and coming reporter to a more reserved stoner. The perpetrator of the incident was the lead anchor of the news station Tee worked for. The senior newscaster ultimately faced no repercussions for his actions when the news station sent its team of lawyers to court. Tee was unable to win a clear open an shut case and was later fired by the station for what was cited as 'incompetence.' Veeman vowed to fight against corrupt news stations from that day on.
Tee would find happiness in the occasional 5 to 7 joints, music, and bike riding with the Bike Gang. After months of a wandering and working at different restaurants since his firing, Tee never failed to lose his loyalty to the burger since being one of its first employees and returned to working at Burger Shot after its initial closure.
Tee is one of the first signed artists and producer at Wu Chang Records and created his sleeper hit Crunchy Love, which as of December 22nd 2022, is topping at 287K~ combined SoundCloud and Spotify plays. He still has aspirations of hitting the big times in the music industry, putting out collaborations and commissioned tracks. Tee's efforts were later clearly recognized as he won the "DJ/MC of the Year" award from the first NoPixel Music Awards. The little jams he plays can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/rudenoodlenpc
His interview with Humans of Los Santos can be found here. (Article)
Discography[]
Albums/Extended Plays[]
| Title | Tracks | Release Date |
|---|---|---|
| Rude Awakening |
|
April 2021 |
| Rudimentary |
|
August 2021 |
Singles and Collaborations[]
| Release Date | Title | Certifications | Album/EP | Details |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| February 2021 | "Burger Shot Shuffle" | Rude Awakening | Released as "Come Down Shuffle"
in "Rude Awakening". | |
| "Synthy Strut" | Rude Awakening | |||
| April 2021 | "FUNKALITY" | Non-album single | ||
| May 2021 | "SOTW Theme" (with Tig Oconner) |
Collaboration single | Smoke on the Water theme with Tig Oconner | |
| "Crunchy Love" (featuring Mr. K) |
Wu Chang: Platinum | Rudimentary | Freestyle turned song with Chang Gang | |
| "MBCSMD" | Rudimentary | |||
| "Clockin' In" | Wu Chang: Gold | Rudimentary | ||
| June 2021 | "Widow's Treats" | Non-album single | White Widow Dispensary theme | |
| July 2021 | "The Clownbassador" (featuring Scruffy Doodle) |
Non-album single | ||
| December 2021 | "FYHB" | Non-album single | ||
| "A Los Santos Christmas Carol" (featuring Sana Satoru) |
Non-album single | |||
| February 2022 | "The KaChing Sermon" | Non-album single | Commissioned by Leslie Lingberg | |
| March 2022 | "The Music in Your Soul"
(with Lubov "Lulu" Zvereva) |
Collaboration single | ||
| "Slice at Maldini's" | Non-album single | Maldini's Pizzeria theme | ||
| August 2022 | "Hips and Dick"
(with Q) |
Collaboration single | Released during Wu Chang Collaborations event |
Remixes[]
| Release Date | Title | Original Artist | Album/EP |
|---|---|---|---|
| March 2021 | "The Burgershot" | Lenny Large | Non-album single |
| June 2021 | "THE PRIDE MIX" | Tee Veeman | Rudimentary |
| "Crunchy Love" (featuring Raymundo Ortiz) |
Tee Veeman, Mr. K | Rudimentary |
Gallery[]
| Clowns of NoPixel |
|---|
Big Phil • BooBoo • BoomBoom • Bozo • Bubblegum • Buggy • Chatterbox • Checkers • Cleo Cloak • Cosmo • Crasher • Cupcake • Dee Mented • Delver Lee • Derpy • Dumbles Fumbles • Ember Quinn • Frog • Giblets† • Giggles† • Happy D'Klown • Hiccups • Janky • Keith Herman • Miniphone • Moose Knuckles • Mr. Ratchet • Mumbles Fumbles • Party Hardy • Pico • Pixel • Pockets • Professor Bubbles • Scruffy Doodle • Sour Patch • Snuffles • Stumbles Fumbles • Twinkles • Wendy Thomas • Yappy Clown Associates: BamBam • Button • Dr. Stitches • Hostage • Nacho • Seven Fulmen • T-Bone Former Clowns: BonBon Notable Mimes: David Wonders • Eva Popov • Yuri Popov
Groups: Clowncil (3.0) • New Clown Order • Club Club • Everlasting Clowns of Humble Origins† Enemies: Mimes |