Steven Hayes is a character role-played by Farmhouse78.
Description[]
Steven typically introduces himself by his full name; 'Steven Hayes' and will answer the phone with; "Hello, this is Steven Hayes, you've reached Steven Hayes," unless you're a close friend or relative.
Steven Hayes is an anxious, hardworking citizen of Los Santos currently working as a Resident for Los Santos Medical Group. Despite seeing himself as a "nice guy" and aiming to live a relatively normal life, Steven is often roped into various chaotic situations.
His confidence and sassy demeanor means he often bites back with some harsh words or quip, or walks away from anyone attempting to harass him.
Rest assured that when all is going well, he will say it is "Tickety-Boo".
Return to Los Santos[]
Steven and his best friend, Jessie, lived together in a very expensive apartment in Vice City. Steven worked at a BurgerShot and eventually managed the location. He learned that the rich folk of Vice City are just too entitled and basically sucked. Rent and food kept going up. Prices of everything went up, but his income stayed the same, causing a struggle to live in Vice City. They started to lose everything, but through it all, always maintained their best friend status... and their pact, stemming from Steven's failed marriage and Jessie's nightmarish relationships.
"What if we made a pact? A BREAK from relationships? What if we just DON'T date anyone and we watch each others backs to MAKE SURE we don't date anyone? We focus on ourselves!"
With the few remaining dollars to their names, the roommates didn't hesitate to return to Los Santos after hearing the borders had reopened...
Background[]
Steven grew up on a small island outside of Los Santos with little education of the 'outside' world, explaining why he can often be so clueless about particular things. He was bullied in school for many things. He grew up in a house with two parents who had very much fallen out of love with each other. His father had told him he was conceived on a "dirty toilet seat at the airport".
With the island being so small, Steven never had to learn to drive a car until he moved to Vice City at 23 years old. Steven's parents had him move to the 'big city' as they claimed he needed 'real world' experience - he first moved to Vice City, where he remained until early 2021, when he moved to Los Santos. He is no longer in contact with his parents, who forced him out 3 years before moving to the city. It is also worth noting that this story contradicts one he often tells of his parents leaving him at 13 to "get milk and cereal" and having to then be raised by a Walmart employee.
Momentous Dates within the Government[]
Los Santos Medical Group[]
| Rank | Insignia | Note | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Intern | - | Hired to the LSMG | December 22nd, 2023 |
| Resident | 
|
Promoted to Resident | March 6th, 2024 |
Trivia[]
- Farmhouse78 banned chat from saying "Bondage Time", so now chat refers to it as "Bandage Time." This also serves as a reference to how often Steven gets injured and needs to apply bandages. "Bandage Time" also appears on his trading card. This made him start a medical supply stand called "Bandage Time" which sells Band-Hayes.
- Steven often feels like he is not respected by anyone.
- It is NOT Steven's birthday every day, despite everyone else believing otherwise.
- Steven spouts sexual innuendos all the time. No one really knows if he's just that innocent or he really KNOWS what he is saying.