Siz Fulker is character role-played by UberHaxorNova.
Siz Fulker is a crime-lord, domestic terrorist, firearms dealer, narcotics trafficker, racketeer, and security officer who is associated with multiple gangs and organizations in Los Santos. He is the founder and leader of the 🍊 Tang Gang 🍊 and the Homeowners Association (HOA).
Siz is a very irrational, impulsive, and yet passive man. However, when first settling into the city he was consistently ridiculed for his prominent facial scar, causing him to also become: timid, helpless, dependent, and insecure.
However, after meeting a wide range of people such as Mother and Yung Dab as well as experiencing multiple scenarios throughout his time in the city, Siz has gradually grown to become an assertive, comfortable, and independent person in his own right.
Personality
On the surface, Siz is shown to be rather dim-witted when interacting with other people. However, he is a relatively fast learner and can soak in a lot of information that people give him, often using this to his advantage later.
Because of this, Siz is usually quite apathetic to strangers and often only helps someone to get something in return. Although, Siz cares deeply for his close friends and is quite willing to do what he can to help them (even if it doesn't directly benefit him in any way.)
Siz has a history of being very chaotic as he often makes decisions on a whim, not showing concern about his criminal record. Siz actively seeks out trouble with cops should a favorable opportunity arise and has no interest in reforming to become a "better citizen".
Siz also tends to exaggerate experiences such as saying, "I was beaten within an inch of my life" as well as giving very child-like or generally poor explanations of experiences (sometimes intentionally just to see how people react.) Despite being somewhat reserved, Siz does a very good job of disguising himself when he goes into hiding, often taking up a brand new persona.
Early during his time in the city, he had a weak-willed, easy-going, and impressionable demeanor (due to the constant amount of abuse for his face during his first weeks in the city) which caused Siz to be easily influenced (often following the requests of anyone who asked.) However, this blind obedience had the unexpected result of him becoming close with many different influential organizations and individuals in Los Santos such as Mother and Yung Dab. Siz's personality had also evolved from his interactions with these entities, with him picking up their (mostly bad) traits and characteristics. Because of Siz's experiences he has a strong sense of self and can now even be seen leading others in his own endeavors (eg. The HOA or Fleeca Bank heists.)
After Dab's lockup and Mother's disappearance, Siz found himself leading what remained of The Family in addition to founding and growing his own group, the HOA. This, in turn, led him to be more responsible for the sake of protecting his peers and maintaining his connections. And so, while this newfound responsibility hasn't deterred Siz from partaking in criminal activity, it has forced him to act less brashly when it comes to crime (as he now has a meaningful motivation to escape, whereas before getting caught was more or less of a minor personal inconvenience.)
Of all the people he has met, Yung Dab has imprinted on Siz the most. Siz actively tries to carry on his legacy as a terrorist and criminal, with the majority of Siz's decisions and motivations stem from Dab's influence on Siz.
General Description
Siz has a large scar on the right side of his face and used to be very uncomfortable when others looked at it since it tended to be a point of ridicule/shocking. However, after months of exposure most of the residents of Los Santos no longer actively ridicule Siz's face (and when Siz does encounter a harsh newcomer, he now easily brushes off their comments as he's both: repeatedly heard practically every possible insult pertaining to his face and largely grown in self-confidence due to his supportive friends and own grand accomplishments.) The scar was originally a birthmark that was healed through a rejuvenation suit, however, it reappeared after an incident where Siz jumped off of a parking structure and the right side of his head impacted the pavement. Siz's treatment regarding his face caused him to be initially timid and unstable, an example of this instability was Siz's prominent use of random chance to resolve heavy decisions. Early on this used to be done through a coin flip, however, Siz switched to using a D2 die.
After being kidnapped by some goons that threw him out of The Vanilla Unicorn in Canada, Siz lost a toe and suffered third-degree burns across his entire body, having to then undergo recovery in a rejuvenation suit which also restored his face back to normal condition. However, after a fight between Steven "Stevie" Mathis and Windsong, he jumped off the top of the parking structure they were all on to keep from having to make a hard choice, thus regaining his scar.
Ever since that incident, his "evil" half has begun to overtake his "good" half. He now rarely debates himself on what actions he should take, making far less use of his iconic die roll, causing him to become involved in many more criminal acts than before.
Historically, he was mainly affiliated with: Evita "Mother" Nimm as one of her "children", one of Mother's other "children" Steven "Stevie" Mathis, and his ex-girlfriend Georgina "Windsong" Williams. However, nowadays Siz is much more independent and connected as he is associated with: Arush Patel "Speedy" Santana as second in command of the Vagos gang, Al Saab as his close friend and ally of the Leanbois, architect of Dark Web Jacob L. Harth as one of his longtime/trusted associates, the currently incarcerated terrorist and rapper Maximilian "Yung Dab" Thoroughbred (whom Siz refers to as "Step Dab") as a Gnome and his surrogate step-son, and is covertly associated with the serial killer Bovice Wilkinson as his trusted assistant and harborer. Other associates of Siz are Griselda "Zelda" Harth, Buck and Gomer Colton, his surrogate step-sisters (Mother's "children") Victoria "Vivi" Veine and Erin Cox, Matt Joe, Denzel Williams, Nino Chavez, Tony Corleone, Allen Widemann and his lawyer and "best friend" Kevin Shaw. With Yung Dab, Buck Colton, Al Saab, Denzel, Tony Corleone, Speedy, Matt Joe, Jacob L. Harth, and his girlfriend Griselda Harth being among those he counts as close friends.
Background Information
Not much is currently known about his background other than he was raised in a homeless shelter, has a sister named Martha, has a twin brother named Kermy, has a foster brother named Diz, never knew his parents or even his true age (although he seems to be aware that he knows that his birth dad is in prison, and that his birth mother is in an institution), spent three years in Liberty City at some point in his past, and used to live in a box under an underpass for a while after moving to the city.
Bogg Kidnapping
Once arriving at Los Santos International Airport, Siz asked Bogg Dann‘s taxi service to drive him "home." Without a home, Bogg knew just where to take him, and Siz willingly got into Bogg's trunk upon request. Later, while stopped at a light Bogg and Officer "Brittany" Angel conversed, with Siz in the trunk and having his screams of help ignored. Siz was then offered to Otto Delmar after he asked Bogg for body armor, claiming Siz's name is Armor.
Next, Siz was offered to Mr. Wang Chang and was introduced to him as James, since chat meta-gamed revealing his real name. Bogg then proceeded to take Siz to the Pink Cage Motel and explained the room and other town tutorial-like aspects, both legal and not.
Meeting Mother and The Family
Siz met Mother on a tour of Facebook with Stevie. At the time, Stevie worked at Facebook and was conducting the tour for Mother and Siz.
Arcs
| Trip to Canada |
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First trip After having established himself, Siz was trying to take the train into the city when he realized that he had arrived too late and found the train to Los Santos full. Siz then decided to use this as an opportunity to take a much needed vacation and exchanged his Los Santos ticket for a ticket to Canada (At the time there were two servers, the usual streaming server [Server One] was full so UberHaxorNova decided to join Server Two [a server populated with more of the public rather than other content creators], with the other streamers tending to treat Server Two as an easy to enter grind server to advance their character's wealth for Server One [where they normally engaged in RP], these individuals [known as Canadians] generally were more hostile/dismissive and tended to "play the game" rather than engage in RP), disembarking the train before actually arriving at a specific Canadian city. Here he began to explore and meet new people and it is during this trip that Siz met his self-proclaimed best-friend, Kevin Shaw, attorney at law. 10% ownership Here is also where Siz purchased his legendary 10% of the Vanilla Unicorn strip club after meeting an unexpectedly locked door (in Los Santos the bar was owned exclusively by locals who did not charge for entry.) Originally the fee for the club was just for a one-week membership, however, a large brawl with locals broke out inside soon after Siz had entered (injuring Siz in the process.) As compensation, the owner offered Siz 10% ownership of the club and a fee discount for the remainder of the one-week membership. Taking advantage of this, Siz extensively used the strip club as a bank/safehouse of sorts (using the ATMs in the front to withdraw money and the lockable doors and secluded backrooms to access the dark web in privacy.) Despite the one week duration having long expired, for several weeks afterward Siz had continued to insist that he still did, in fact, still own 10% of the Unicorn strip club. Kidnapping and rejuvenation suit Siz had entered the Canadian branch of the Vanilla Unicorn strip club to simply retrieve some money and inspect the property (as at the time his membership and partial ownership was still valid), however, another group of Canadians had occupied the property and were conducting a fortune-telling session as Siz entered. That group's security immediately told Siz to leave despite his membership and partial ownership to the club. When Siz wouldn't remove himself and then insulted one of the women in the group he was forcibly removed by their security and then got punched by the woman he insulted. In retaliation, Siz later stabbed her in the back when she didn't expect it, after which an altercation occurred where Siz was tased, cuffed, beat up, tased again while cuffed, downed, and then finally revived and arrested after an officer associated with the assaulting group pulled up to the scene in the parking lot of the Vanilla Unicorn. Here in police custody is where Siz was introduced to his attorney, Kevin Shaw. After successfully avoiding any jail time due to Shaw's skills the angered Canadians initiated a search for him to enact vigilante justice, but Siz managed to evade them after an intense pursuit. In a panic, he contacted his new best friend, Kevin Shaw, so he could get help in evading the Canadians. Sadly, Kevin had a long day shift, was very tired, and had to sleep, leaving Siz in his predicament. After being told by Kevin that he couldn't help, Siz dramatically guilt-tripped him by saying that if anything bad happened to him, it was on him (and him alone.) Thus begun the habit of Siz guilt-tripping Kevin about pretty much everything that didn't go Siz's way. Additionally, as a result of this entire incident the owner of the Vanilla Unicorn at the time, Gunn Seffora Devereaux, had permanently banned Siz from the establishment (however on 9/19/19 Siz was unbanned by its new owner Arthur Hammond.) That day Siz had managed to escape the Canadians and returned to Los Santos, but even back home he wasn't safe. Later, after Siz had left Canada and returned to Los Santos the angry Canadians followed him and ambushed Siz by baiting him to a remote location with valuable information regarding the Dark Web. The Canadians managed to kidnap Siz, but in such an unorganized way that it took them two hours to decide on a place to take him (during which time Siz shat in the trunk he was stuffed into.) After they made Siz apologize for what he had done and revoked his already expired 10% ownership, the kidnappers ended up beating him into a coma with a bat, robbed him of his belongings and money, cut off one of his toes, and tried to toss him into a furnace (although they missed and Siz's body landed to the side of the furnace) where he suffered third-degree burns. When Siz finally woke up hours later, he had no recollection of those events. He woke up at the hospital in a special rejuvenation suit, a new innovation made by the modern research of Los Santos. This rejuvenation suit dispensed special healing liquid that healed Siz's body day by day, little by little. Siz then decided to throw away his tickets to Canada and pledged to never return to that damned place. Evidently, Siz made sure to call Kevin Shaw to let him know that everything happened because of him. Kevin Shaw felt bad and agreed to be Siz's lawyer, where he subsequently got him out of jail time on several occasions. Siz relied on Kevin Shaw ever since, guilt-tripping him when he could, with Kevin compensating him with care. The Demise of Canada Canada was deleted from the world by the almighty Koil, the father of Jesus, which caused very hostile Canadians who still (despite having already kidnapped and grievously injured Siz more than two months prior) had a grudge to bear against Siz to flock to Los Santos, where they've mostly allied themselves to the Green Gang. |
| The Winery |
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Siz's first real job was at the Winery where he worked under Judd. In order to get the job, Siz had to go through an interview process, however, he failed the interview portion entirely. Despite this, Judd decided to conduct a field test with Siz to see if he was willing and able to do the jobs for the Winery properly. To this end, Judd accompanied Siz on a delivery job with the company van. Shortly after leaving the Winery, Judd had an apparent Siz doppelganger brought to Siz (however the doppelganger ran away after Siz attempted to kill him with a machete and the delivery promptly proceeded on.) At the delivery point, Siz successfully made the delivery but was told by Judd that the delivery did not make as much money as it could've due to apparently damaged product. Having appeared to have failed the second test of Judd's, Siz began to drive back to the Winery in disappointment. However, as Siz and the rest of the delivery crew attempted to drive away, what seemed to be a case of scuffilitis caused the van's tires to explode, immobilizing them and trapping Buck inside the van. After Judd made several attempts at tasing Buck out of the van, the police arrived (the locals reported the several taser shots as shots fired.) While being questioned by the police Judd asked Siz to walk up to the group of cops on scene and fight them, which he did after one officer made particularly scathing comments about his face. It wasn't a long fight however as he was quickly overwhelmed, but luckily for Siz, the officers took pity on him because of his face and let him walk free. This garnered a lot of respect from Judd, who hired Siz on the spot as he was being taken away by the ambulance. After getting the job, he was tasked with picking grapes and storing them, which he was good at, except the time where he stumbled down a hill and slammed his head against the fence, giving him a concussion. However, boredom with the job coupled with the lack of a consistent paycheck caused Siz to abandon the Winery entirely, finding much more fun/profit in a life of crime. Siz got a bit of respect from Gomer when Siz gave Judd the finger about hating his job at the Winery. His job was taken by Maxine, after Judd fired him for consistently not showing up for work (although legally Judd never terminated Siz's employment, and he was still listed as partnered with the Winery for about a month or two afterwards.) |
| Windsong Arc Storylines |
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First Time Meeting Their first interaction was when Windsong encountered Siz at the Pink Cage, she ran away in fear and called him a zombie on Twitter. She was disgusted by his face because it reminded her of bloody meat, something that she hated seeing because she was a vegan. In subsequent interactions she would try to not look directly at Siz when talking to him, however, she did apologize to him about her initial harsh reaction and hoped to gain "good karma" from the apology, even going as far to defend him from other people's harsh comments about his scar. Rejuvenation Suit Date They would meet again later after Siz got his rejuvenation suit. Siz woke up wearing this suit after being kidnapped and critically injured by angry Canadians after he got off scot-free from the "10% Strip Club Ownership Stabbing." Kevin, Siz's current best friend and lawyer managed to avoid jail-time for Siz, but in doing so angered the Canadians who continue to hold a grudge. With the rejuvenation suit obscuring his face, Windsong actually started to talk to Siz like a normal person. They had a semi-date as they went through multiple areas and activities, from a nature therapy outing with Kizzy (where Siz rolled a two on a deer, killing it), to then later doing yoga on the beach where Siz got his first erection from Windsong. Since the rejuvenation suit had no way for Siz to access his erect penis, Windsong had to drive him to the hospital to see about getting the suit removed. When they arrived, they encountered a would-be doctor who managed to work the pad on the front of Siz's suit, removing it successfully and allowing Siz to immediately begin dealing with his erection. Before this, however, Siz had lied to Windsong about his age and told her that he was actually 14, causing her to recoil in disgust after Siz began to deal with his erection. Luckily the would-be doctor pulled Siz aside to discuss this and also told Siz to not publicly masturbate. Siz revealed that he was just pranking Windsong and assured her he would masturbate in private from now on (a promise he would not keep.) Siz then told Windsong the truth about his age and went on to discover that his scar had been fully healed by the suit, much to the joy of Windsong.
Windsong and Siz would later drive off as Windsong asked Siz if he would beat people again, as Siz replied, he'd do it again for her. Later, another Attack-a-Taco truck slammed into them and the driver once again began to beat up Windsong. Both of them beat up the driver and drove into Siz's secret hiding place behind a club. Siz and Windsong were irritated by the loud music causing Siz to roll on the local DJ after he didn't respond to Siz's request to turn down the music. Siz rolled a two and stabbed the DJ without Windsong knowing. They would later go up north to the local hippy hangout. Siz however accidentally got into a fight and stepped into a lit campfire, burning himself severely. They were saved by Hedi, the responding EMT after Windsong called an ambulance for Siz. Before Hedi left, a random local started trailing the injured Siz, angering Hedi who punched her in the vagina before departing with Siz. Burning the Taco Headquarters / #Resolution On his own, Siz found the Attack-a-Taco restaurant and planned to burn it down. Using cocaine he found in a local's house, he convinced Windsong to come with him. However, Stevie didn't approve of this at all and after Siz told him about it he tagged along to try to convince Siz to stop. The first attempt resulted in all three of them being burned severely after a botched attempt (due to interference by Stevie) to light the gasoline trail laid by Siz. Later, both Siz and Windsong got a ride from then Chief of Police Vladimir Raven and returned to the restaurant to finish the job. They managed to burn down the Attack-a-Taco restaurant along with a few of the customers' cars parked in front. The Parking Lot Incident/ Injured Face Siz The arson on Attack-a-Taco was the last straw for Stevie, as he considered Windsong a bad influence on Siz and called a meeting between the three of them and Kelly to try to get Siz to stop seeing Windsong. However, unbeknownst to Stevie, Siz was no longer the same defenseless person he met at the Facebook tour. Siz had actually already been turning to a life of crime on his own, as he found the crimes much more profitable and enjoyable than just doing tasks for Mother. Although Siz only began to reveal this side to Stevie after he was together with Windsong, causing Stevie to wrongly place blame on Windsong for his behavior. During the meeting, Windsong and Stevie got into a heated argument, with both of them even drawing weapons. Eventually, Stevie told Siz that he had to make a choice between him and the Family or Windsong. Not wanting to make that choice Siz jumped off of the parking building they were meeting on, landing face-first onto the pavement several stories below. This left both Windsong and Stevie distraught and caused Siz to regain his signature scar. Windsong was so distraught that she entered a voluntary "sight strike" in which she blinded herself with heavily tinted sunglasses as she felt she didn't deserve to see after the harm she caused. Edna's Bank Heist Test One day when talking about Heidi's Ice Creams with Windsong and his brother Stevie, Siz heard a noise coming from the pool area in the Pink Cage. They were enlisted by what Siz called a "ninja looking guy", who identified himself as John. They were to do a mission that would "save" the city. Windsong opted to join in since she thought she will save the world, with Siz and Stevie the following suit. Before the three met, Siz and Windsong were looking for a third member, and they got desperate enough to even just recruit a random person who Windsong punched after he asked what's wrong with Siz's face. It started with Siz calling his "best friend" Kevin to join them in the mission. Kevin, being a good lawyer, knew he shouldn't partake in any "bad" activity with Siz if he were to save Siz at court. Thus ultimately, Kevin refused the offer to join them. In this time, Windsong taught Siz how to gamble with dice. Siz played along with her sight strike and lied to her with the dice scores, but was valiant enough to still let her win despite her loyalty to her strike and not look at the dice and rely on her very opponent to say what their score was. With three dice, Siz told Windsong she got 19, which was impossible. As the three (Siz, Windsong, Stevie) were ready for the mission they then met up with Edna, an old woman who seemed to be either delusional, a veteran worker for the force, or a criminal. She would give them code names and learned what their skills are.
Edna berated the three given their wild reactions and unnatural responses and called them millennials. She then taught them how to grab flashlights and attempted to do a pretend bank heist with them. At the bank, they started writing notes on paper saying, "this is only a drill." Given there was only one guard (at the time there was an NPC guard stationed in the bank entrance), Edna gave the signal to shoot him. However, this did not go well as Windsong (still on her sight strike) missed the first taser shot. The guard then began to shoot at them and Edna pulled out her stun gun now that Windsong missed. Stevie tried to run away but was accidentally tased by Edna as he ran into her line of fire. Siz then tried to punch the guard, but missed and hit Windsong. The guard managed to shoot Edna and downed her, with Siz then managing to subdue the guard (but not before missing again and punching Edna in the face while she was getting shot.) All four of them were now hurt and needed to go to the hospital. Since she was severely injured after the shooting Siz picked up Edna to take her to the car, only to have her bowels give out, releasing hot, steamy shit all over him. It ended with them in the hospital, with Edna singing "Baby Shark" to sleep on her hospital bed. The Mission "John" would recruit the trio of Siz, Windsong, and Stevie to save a hostage on Grove street. This ended poorly (yet successful in their eyes) as all three of them got heavily injured. Siz had his lungs punctured and Stevie got his balls bit by a dog, but the hostage managed to escape during the police interference. A dog got shot down but later revived by the ice cream EMS, Heidi. Kevin, about to sleep, saw all three of them moaning in pain. Kevin was so disappointed they allowed themselves to be used as easily as they were. In fact, Kevin was so disappointed in them that he gave them the keys to his expensive car after a long discussion about doing bad things. Kevin ultimately went home to sleep disappointed when the trio just followed a running convict shouting a language they couldn't speak thinking it was the hostage they saved. The House Invitation / The Convenience Store Robberies Siz later saw on his radio scanner that a huge jailbreak had occurred at the prison that killed almost all the police officers in the city, giving him free rein to go on a crime spree. He brought Windsong along to investigate the jail and came across Heidi in her ambulance who told them ominously that there will be many deaths. Siz then made Windsong his getaway driver and used her car to go rob all the convenience stores around Los Santos. The voices in his head seemingly assumed full control, with Siz going on rampage robbing stores and locals for little to no money. However, partway through his spree, Windsong got into a car accident that caused Siz to fly out of the car and severely injure him. Despite this Siz managed to get back in and continued the robberies for a short time before succumbing to blood loss. Windsong then tried to take him up north to the hippy camp for treatment but realized they wouldn't help and took him to Pillbox before the tsunami hit. Later, Siz invited Windsong to his newly bought home, revealing his weed plants, giving her a key, and allowing her to decorate the house. This, however, let the Family know about Windsong's interference and her capacity to tattle to everyone about the electronics shop idea (despite Siz never telling her about the idea in the first place.) So, now believing that Windsong will be a liability, Mother got Jacob to try to kill her. Jacob however botched the assassination (she tased him and escaped to Pillbox where she described the attack to her doctor, where Siz coincidentally also happened to be) starting Siz's feud with the Family. The Failed Assassination Siz would later see Windsong injured in the hospital talking about a demonic emotionless voiced man shooting her and attempting to stab her. Siz knew it could only be Jacob. And this was the start of the Feud with the Family Arc. The Breakup / Sexist Siz Arc Windsong blamed Siz for the assassination attempt as his name was said during the assassination and kidnapped him after meeting with Vince Offer, the Sham-Wow guy. Siz knew that the only way to keep her safe was to break up with her. So, when Windsong called Siz a sexist (given his impulses to get angry and order her around) he took the opportunity to expand upon it and began to make sexist comments directed at her so she would be driven away. She didn't take kindly to this and attempted to run him over with Sunflower, but failed after Siz ran into the nearby river. Afterward, he would later pass the time with Stevie trying to save a deer stuck in a stand. The Ultimate Race/ Equal Rights, Equal Fights Windsong would later see Siz with his fully upgraded Brawler. Windsong, wanting to prove that women can drive, challenged Siz to a race. She was driving Tangerine, an orange version of Sunflower. While Siz drove his Brawler improved by Gomer. The result was evident before the match started, Windsong's baseline hybrid lost both times to Siz's supped up Brawler. Even when Siz blew out his tires on the second race and had to stop for more than a minute to repair, he still managed to catch up and win the race. Windsong's Tangerine had a top speed of 90 mph, while Siz's Brawler was able to reach 150 mph. After the race at the finish line, Windsong proclaimed that she trained in CQC (Close Quarters Combat) with John. Windsong wanted a duel between her and Siz, if she won, Siz would respect women. If Siz won, Windsong would tweet about Siz being a great man. During the fight, Siz surprisingly dodged all of Windsong's punches and beat her up so bad that she stopped the fight midway. To make her feel better Siz claimed that he too had received training from John in CQC (in reality Siz hadn't received any sort of training and had actually performed poorly in most of the fights he was in prior to the duel.) Windsong then fulfilled her end of the bargain and tweeted about Siz's greatness. New Neighbor RP While trying to purchase a safe house in his surrogate sister's name (Erin) Siz came home to a horrible surprise. The realtor (who was going to sell said house to Erin) had just sold another house to Happy D'Klown with Windsong as his roommate, the house next to Siz's. This caused great distress to Siz because he found Windsong to be horribly annoying and wanted anything else than to have her as his neighbor. Them moving in would be the start of various antics Siz would pull against his newfound neighbors. He began by leaving a pile of shit on their front porch, he then called the police on them after seeing Dab's Lamborghini in their driveway, and most recently on the same night, he broke into their house and began to shoot around to scare them. Gang Violence, Sponsored by the HOA After more than a month of being Siz's neighbor, Windsong and Siz had mostly gone their separate ways. Windsong had forgiven Siz for his harsh words during their breakup and moved on to focus on her weed enterprise, largely expanding it to the point where she was one of the largest weed suppliers in the city. She maintained many grow houses packed full of weed, mostly owned by the Vagos. However, she would often sell weed around areas claimed by the Leanbois and would often be taxed. Her attempts to dodge these taxes were met with hostility by Ricky Robins, a member of the Leanbois who had attempted to tax her many times to no avail. Eventually, this led to a confrontation where he held her at gunpoint and demanded access to one of her stash houses, resulting in his "collection" of the taxes by clearing out said stash house and then banned her from Lean Street. Despite this occurring, Windsong continued to sell on Lean Street when possible causing Ricky to become infuriated with her and wanting her dead for continuously disrespecting both his commands and the Leanbois. Siz became involved when he witnessed Windsong cowering in fear behind her car over Ricky's very presence while visiting Lean Street to figure out an unrelated situation involving a possible police raid on Lean Boi properties on Lean Street. Siz questioned her as to why she was so scared, being careful not to give away his association with the Leanbois after hearing her explanation. This anonymity wouldn't last long however as Ricky eventually asked Siz what he knew about Windsong; when Siz informed him of the history between them Ricky devised a plan to bait Windsong into meeting him in a location where he and the other Leanbois would roll up and shoot her. This however never got a chance to take place as while driving around Mirror Park they (Tony, Ricky, Denzel, and Siz were all in one car) encountered Happy D'Klown driving with Windsong. Siz pulled up to Happy and began conversing only for Tony to hop out at the same time with an SMG, immediately opening fire on the car containing both Happy and Windsong. Happy was able to drive off without them pursuing and shortly afterwards both him and Windsong sent Siz harsh texts (with Windsong once again calling Siz a sexist and telling him to "EAT SHIT AND DIE!".) Siz and company immediately began looking for them around the city, heading back down to Lean Street to drop Tony off after a repair at the Tuner Shop. They found the duo driving around down there and managed to intercept them on Strawberry street, however, Happy got out of his car and preemptively began shooting the others with a pistol as they got out, beginning a massive firefight. Ricky and Denzel then began to return fire with their class two weapons, however, Ricky severely injured Denzel by shooting him several times in the back of the head (as Denzel crossed into Ricky's line of fire while maneuvering to avoid gunfire from Happy.) Despite being severely outgunned, Happy managed to down both Ricky and the hurt Denzel before being shot down by Siz (with his excellent marksmanship privately garnering some praise from Siz.) Meanwhile, a short moment after Ricky and Denzel began returning fire, Siz got out of his car and approached Windsong, now hiding behind Happy's car with a combat pistol. As he approached her she began to open fire on Denzel, causing Siz to yell at her to stop before downing both Happy and her with a bullpup SMG whilst screaming, "Why! Why! Why did you guys do this!" Although, Siz's position as the last man standing was extremely short lived as less than 10 seconds after downing Windsong a random person named Luigi Bezos silently drove up and decided to take advantage of the chaos by conducting a drive-by shooting that downed Siz and then sped off. As a result of this, they all were taken into custody and driven to the hospital where Siz and company were let off with only possession charges (with the jail time waived.) Happy was also immediately "let go" from the HOA once Siz and Denzel got out of the hospital (with the two deciding that his marksmanship didn't make up for the bullets and police fines he brought upon them), although Happy was never told this until more than a week later. |
| Mother & The Family Arc Storylines |
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The Facebook Tour Siz first met Mother during his early days in the city while taking his pay from Facebook. There, in the Facebook lobby is where he would go on his fateful tour with Stevie and Mother. Yung Dab Siz first heard of him when he heard Mother talking about how she might have liked a rapper named Yung Dab. Through Mother, Siz met Yung Dab, where he confided into him that he was just trying to fuck Mother. Siz went along with Dab's charade and told Mother that he treated him well despite Siz being initially threatened by him. Dab would later show his personality and his life of crime by revealing a gun to threaten Stevie, and by offering Siz a cash award of $50,000 to assassinate the then Chief of Police Snow. The Sexorcism Siz would be invited by Mother to an exorcism which would later be revealed to be a sexorcism where a priest would fuck the demon inside the victim. Siz wore a paper bag on his head and started talking like Louis Armstrong to hide his real voice. This is also where he met Buck for the first time. The Family Plan Jacob gave Siz a shotgun for free, but he was pulled over for shortly afterwards for busted lights and was caught by the police. Siz ended up being charged $4000 for the shotgun. During this time, Jacob also told Siz the plans for the Family, Jacob wanted him to earn money to buy a home that would later be a front for an electronics store. Maxine Mother took Stevie, Siz, and a newcomer Maxine, to a pier to discuss Family matters. Siz immediately became suspicious of her and treated Maxine with contempt, even secretly declaring her his new rival. Siz then caught wind that Maxine may have been an undercover cop, so he recruited a suspicious Stevie to gather evidence against her. After several days of investigation and the theft of her vehicle, it turned out that Maxine was not an undercover cop, but just an incompetent criminal. Mother Returns While working on Judge Coop Holliday's expungement program, Siz came across Mother at Garage Q. This being their first interaction in several months the meeting resulted in a very cold and awkward interaction while Coop introduced himself to Mother. He was surprised that Siz even had another relative in the city, as he had just recently learned Erin was his sister. While they were speaking together, Mother informed Coop and Siz that she was now running a taxi company called Rooster Cab Co. which gave Coop the idea to have Siz do free taxi rides under her company as apart of his expungement (as he had postulated the idea of giving free car rides in his Lamborghini the day before.) Despite the awkward atmosphere, Mother invited Siz along with Chief Justice Labarre, and Khloe Brooks for a tour of her taxi company's building. During the ride over to the building Mother asked what Erin had been up to, with Labarre mentioning the precarious situation Erin is in and her lack of responsibility. Siz snarkily remarked that he had, "no idea where she got that from”, that Erin, “needed her Mother”, and that she, “always blames and points the finger at other people.” The next day Siz showed up for his expungement program at Rooster Cab Co. on a bicycle and received his assignment from Mother. He was to pickup Matthew Payne and bring him to the company HQ and then ferry him to an event the company was going to have at Bahama Mama's West. Siz left Mother behind on purpose and drove to pickup Payne with Ellie, Siz commented on his distaste towards Mother and his desire to take any opportunity he could to stay away from her. After bringing Payne to the company HQ, he got into contact with Vivi, informed her about Mother's cab company, and asked her to come over to the company HQ. Once she arrived, Siz began convincing Vivi that Mother doesn't really care about her and that she shouldn't get too involved in whatever she was asking of her. This was further exasperated by the fact that Mother did not recognize Vivi had actually arrived for about the next hour and a half (she was wearing her private detective uniform, which obscures her face and in addition to it being an outfit of hers that Mother had never seen before, even though her purple hair stood out from the back.) Vivi mentioned that if it wasn’t for Mother she wouldn’t have met Siz and Erin. Siz then proceeded to follow through with his assignment, driving Payne to the event at Bahama Mama's and completing his expungement work for the day. |
Building Connections
| The Killer Bovice |
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Bovice is the person Siz fears the most; his unstable persona, intimidating looks, reputation as a serial killer, and creepy voice consistently scare Siz (who Bovice refers to as, "Lil Mans") into doing whatever he desires of him. Siz first encountered Bovice by chance on the street where he had coerced Siz into letting him in his vehicle. Bovice then proceeded to become enraged, with him telling Siz that the only way to calm him down was through the use of cocaine. Having several baggies in his possession, Siz quickly returned to his home to appease Bovice (out of fear that he would murder him otherwise.) Thus began his fearful relationship with Bovice. He would later take Siz along to stakeout locations under the guise of being Bugstars employees, with Siz taking up the Paul Desnutsio persona. Bovice has so far forced Siz to take part in two murders, the murder of Kizzy Neveah(Siz's therapist at the time) and most recently Siz's neighbor Happy D'Klown. He's also recently called upon Siz for more Bugstars stakeouts and the planning and execution of a terrorist plot to kill all members of the Department of Justice in one fell swoop with three other accomplices. Despite the government bounty of $250,000 for information leading to Bovice's capture Siz refused to rat him out; he knews that word would spread about who brought him down and that Bovice would exact his revenge the next time Siz was sent to prison, ensuring that his next prison sentence was a death sentence. With Bovice's capture and subsequent imprisonment, their relationship has been put on hold as it is no longer possible for Siz to covertly associate himself with Bovice (as the Department of Corrections arranges all visitation with their prisoners, so Siz asking for visitation with Bovice would cause suspicion.) |
| Speedy and The Vagos |
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Siz had first met Speedy in a convenience store where they very quickly formed a friendship. Speedy was the one who showed Siz how gangs commit crimes and make money whereas Step Dab was the one who showed Siz how to do heists. To this end, Speedy showed Siz how to sell weed in bulk on the corner and even showed him how to grow it himself. Eventually, Speedy recruited Siz to manage the copious amount of weed plants in one of his houses, giving him a key to said residence, ten percent of all the product from each harvest, and one of the rooms inside it to do anything he wishes (Siz subsequently set up a masturbation area, complete with porn magazines, tissues, and lotion.) Siz was so good at attending the plants that Speedy decided to induct Siz into the Vagos and introduce him to his business partners once he further proved himself. However, a few days afterward, the future of the Vagos was beginning to look grim as all of his business partners had either died or left the city, leaving Speedy as the new El Jefe (the title for the leader of the Vagos) once Jesus died. However, the continuous profits from his weed operations were still excellent, allowing Speedy to purchase new assets and begin regrowing the Vagos to its former glory. After seeing Siz's continuous maintenance of his weed house in the Barrio, Speedy decided to reward him for his part in obtaining the funds he needed to rebuild the Vagos. So, Speedy told Siz that as a valued friend he was now his right hand man in the Vagos, with this position Speedy also gave him the key to his personal stash house in the Barrio where he keeps a large supply of various materials, drugs, and weapons (however Siz rarely uses this house for storage in fear that a raid on the property would also result in any of his own stashed items being taken, as the property in question has been raided several times before.) Speedy is always finding himself into some kind of trouble whether its prison, a gang war, or being taken as a hostage. There was one instance where Siz and Dab took Speedy hostage for a bank heist and Speedy got blasted in the back with a shotgun because he tried to take crack and run away. There was also a time where Speedy unloaded an Uzi into a motorcycle because he thought he was "destroying his enemy's vehicle" when in reality it was Siz's bike that he had just hot-wired five minutes prior. When the cops arrived asking what had happened, Speedy had taken off and Siz blamed the shooting on Sal who was running by right at that moment. Despite always being in some kind of trouble, Speedy has a soft spot for Siz. He is always willing to protect him from any kind of threat, offer him advice, and guide him through whatever crime he may be committing. Speedy was even debating on buying Siz a Brawler, however, Siz had already bought one himself thanks to the Dab discount applied to the order by Al Saab. However, despite Speedy's apparent affection he constantly calls Siz by the derogatory nickname "Jizz" in almost every encounter in which he utters his name and had even initially threatened to brutally murder Siz should he betray him. More recently Speedy has gotten into the weapons dealing business and has become a new source of guns for Siz (going from a former customer of Siz to his newest supplier), even going as far as giving out $35,000 worth of class 2's to him for free. Speedy recently reconfirmed Siz's position in the Vagos as Second-in-Command to the rest of the Vagos, this is significant not only because of the high-status this gives Siz in the gang but also because it was previously thought that the position was temporary and/or a joke. However, Siz is not public about his position within the Vagos (even to some of the other Vagos members and his closest friends) as he wants to maintain a low profile about his true association with Speedy and the Vagos. To this end, he only exerts his influence in extraordinary circumstances as a last resort (typically by showing anyone who gives him trouble the fact that he has keys to Speedy's personal stash house in the Barrio.) Speedy has said that Siz is like a little brother to him and that if anybody fucks with him he’ll fuck them up more. |
| Bus Tour and Becoming a Gnome |
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Yung Dab and his Gnomes believed the Los Santos Police Department was corrupt and unjust, so they organized a plan to force the Department of Justice to wipe clean the records of every criminal in Los Santos. Yung Dab told Siz to steal a bus and take people on a tour around the city that would end in the parking lot of the Vinewood Racetrack where The Gnomes would take everyone on the bus hostage. Dab told Siz that if he was able to do this he would become apart of his inner circle and officially be a Gnome. Yung Dab also told Siz that the tour had to look as legitimate as possible, and that meant Siz would have to take a bullet to quell any suspicion on his part in their plans. The tour didn't go as smoothly as planned, with many occupants (including Siz) suffering severe scuffilitis, however, the bus eventually made it to the final stop at the racetrack where the Gnomes were lying in wait. Siz was ordered off the bus and after a brief argument, he was shot in a non-fatal area as planned. The Gnomes then placed C-4 on the bus and told an occupant to drive as fast as possible around the track. This, however, did not end well as Yung Dab accidentally detonated the explosive prematurely, wounding everyone on the bus, but not causing any fatalities. The Gnomes then had to flee the scene before the police arrived, so they dragged Siz into the parking lot and stuffed him into a white car where he would later be found by EMS. He was later questioned by the police in the hospital, however, he refused to give up his Step Dab. After he was released from the hospital, he was welcomed into the Gnomes, gaining respect from Gomer, Chang, Jacob, and even Dab himself. |
| The Brawler |
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Siz was the first person in Los Santos to buy a Coil Brawler, which he was able to purchase after selling numerous ounces of weed, robbing houses, and partaking in bank robberies with his Step Dab. Siz was normally a shy, worrisome man, but with his Brawler, he became greedy and fearless, something that has earned him a great deal of respect in the world of crime. The Brawler suffered from multiple interactions with the police but has used its great off-road capabilities to its advantage. A prominent example of this was when Siz managed to evade the former "King of the Dirt" Detective Ziggy Buggs in off-road driving, claiming the title for himself. However, Deputy Michael Dias claimed to have taken the title from Siz after he later apprehended him in a chase involving the Brawler (despite the chase ending in a city alley and never having gone off-road.) Dias' rule didn't last for long though as Siz reclaimed the title, "King of the Dirt" from Dias after successfully evading him and several other officers by climbing the slopes of Mount Chiliad in the Brawler. Despite these achievements Siz has been caught in the Brawler before, these failures, however, were due to driver error rather than being eclipsed by a superior driver/vehicle. His failures have been when he: ran into a boulder on his first chase, ran into a tree later, got cornered in a dead-end alley, wrecked himself on a rock by the railroad tracks near Sandy Shores Airfield, wrecked the Brawler on a jump after foolishly turning around to rescue his pursuing officer (Dias) by ramming his patrol car back onto its wheels (this caused enough damage to the Brawler to wreck it on the next jump it made), when he got his Brawler stuck in an area behind a pool (however this resulted in him dying rather than getting caught as he bled out at the bottom of said pool), and most recently when he crashed it after running over a spike-strip and having obscured vision due to taking crack-cocaine (however the Brawler did almost evade the pursuing officers for some distance despite running on flat tires.) Although, when played to its strengths correctly the Brawler is able to easily evade the police and has successfully done so in over 10 separate police chases. After attaining a large amount of both wealth and notoriety in Los Santos Siz has become much more antagonistic towards the police (more specifically Officers Ziggy and Dias) and now actively starts chases for fun rather than just as a means of escape from a crime (as he finds the thrill of the chase well worth the possible jail time.) Siz fully expects all these encounters to result in his capture (often making little effort to actually end the chase or evade in an efficient manner as that would defeat the purpose behind it) but has more often than not found unexpected ways out of any significant jail time and in some cases has even managed to successfully evade the police for a time (before inevitably either: simply turning himself in to get rid of the warrant or being captured in an unrelated chase/situation [usually on foot or in a vehicle other than his Brawler].) On 11/20/19 Siz's Brawler was updated to the HOA standard. It now sports a non-removable light bar, an improved fording depth, a new engine, and a livery that prominently displays the seal of the HOA. Because of this upgrade Siz now exclusively uses it for HOA patrols as partaking in crime with it would directly link the HOA to whatever crime it was caught being a part of. |
| First "Date/Hangout" with Zelda Harth |
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Siz had met Zelda at the Pink Cage while riding around with Step Dab. He was running back to his room to grab something when he saw her and commented on her cute glasses. As he and Dab were about to leave again, he made Dab stop and asked him to go talk to her for him. Being the great Step Dad that he is, Dab went up to Zelda and told her that Siz was having a bad week after being ousted by his family and would appreciate it if she would go on a date with him, to which she agreed, but also said that she would not give him a handjob. The next day Siz and Zelda met up and went down to the docks to get some ice cream. Right away Siz had surprised her because he "wasn't a basic bitch and taken her to Creampie and made a sexual innuendo about fucking her." After some small talk, Zelda asked Siz if he would help her take pictures of each police station, to which he agreed. At one of the police stations, Siz left Zelda because he heard his car alarm going off. Upon reaching his car, he found the Chang Gang, who were plotting to steal his car. After they left he met up with Zelda again, who was also concerned that they were stealing his car. It was at this point where Siz learned that Zelda doesn't like falls because she always tells him "don't laugh and if you do, keep it to yourself." A few minutes later Zelda fell face-first off a roof to which Siz kept his laughter to himself. Sometime later, Zelda took Siz up into the mountains to visit a secret cave that nobody else knew about and remarked on how it's the perfect place to murder someone. Luckily for Siz, she didn't want to murder him and proceeded to take him down to a large rock by the stream. After Siz told her that he'll jump off of it if she does. After Zelda nearly hit her head on the rock, Siz did a cannonball, however, he wasn't as lucky and slammed his back on the edge of the rock, knocked himself out, and fell into the river. After a brief search, Zelda was able to find Siz and dragged him out of the river. She then proceeded to drive Siz to the hospital via his beloved Brawler, and despite her having little to say about anything, even she admitted: "this car is awesome." After he got released from the hospital, Siz showed off his home to Zelda and told her that he owns 10% of the parking lot next door. She took a brief look around and said that he had a nice place before she said that she had to leave. When Siz went out after her, she was nowhere to be found. |
Life After "Step Dab"
| The Last Dab |
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The Last Dab was the final heist conducted by Yung Dab, which led to his arrest and subsequent incarceration for life. It started out with Siz and Gomer meeting at the Tuner Shop to fix Siz's problem with his Brawler's armor. After the two figured out what the problem was, Siz called Dab and told him that he had come across another bank card. Dab, however, had already figured out one of the cards and what time-slot they could be used for. Dab then planned to meet Siz and Gomer at the Tuner Shop so the trio could do a heist and allow Siz to do some "smashy smashy" with his Brawler, however, he never showed up. Concerned, Siz called Dab and learned that he was being chased. Siz, being the great stepson that he is, decided that he would intercept the cops that were chasing Dab and ram them. After spending some time driving all around the city trying to catch up, Dab called Siz telling him that he managed to escape the cops and told him to come to meet him, Gomer, and Mel. Not long after Siz met them a police officer rolled up because unbeknownst to them, a police helicopter had been following Dab the entire time since the start of the chase earlier. Dab drew his AK and forced the officer to drive away, but not even two minutes later police reinforcements arrived, making the group scramble. Dab ran behind Eugene's house, Mel took off into the neighborhood, and Siz and Gomer got in their cars and were ignored by the officers. Bobby Smith of the BCSO pursued Dab while over the radio fellow officers were heard asking "who has the AK" and less than five seconds later Smith bumped into an AK-wielding Dab who gunned him down, however, Smith was able to land a couple of shots into Dab before he went down. Dab, now bleeding out, crawled into Eugene's house where he was safe from the police but fell unconscious. During all this, Mel was arrested and sentenced to 15 months in prison. Once Dab was treated and Mel was released, the group decided that they wanted to go big and go on a crime spree, starting with the jewelry store and then moving onto the big bank. The plan was that Dab would provide overwatch, Mel and Gomer would grab the goods, and Siz would ram the cops and do a drive-by. The plan started out well with Siz distracting the cops while the others peppered them with rounds, however, an officer was able to get onto an adjacent roof and took out Dab. The chance of success was further diminished when Siz unknowingly shot Gomer and Mel in a drive-by and was then shot by a security guard himself. Bleeding out, Siz drove himself to safety and found shelter in a 7/11, where he fell unconscious due to blood loss while trying to bandage himself. During that time Mel and Dab were arrested and Gomer was rescued by a friend of his, however, he was knocked unconscious. After spending some time unconscious and his blood spilling onto the floor of the 7/11, Siz was rescued by no other than his crush, Griselda "Zelda" Harth. Zelda stashed Siz's car behind some shipping crates and took him to Grandma's house, where they ran into Gomer and his friend. Siz then introduced Zelda as Sam so that they didn't know her real identity, something that she appreciated. She would then bring him to the clothing store so that he could lose his disguise and then brought him to his home. On the way, Siz told her that he met with her brother and that he passed on his message, which Zelda seemed pleased to hear. They also engaged in various small talk, suggesting that the pair had become more accustomed to each other. Sometime later Siz learned that he had a warrant and that Dab had been arrested and was currently being held at the police station. Siz then disguised himself as Paul Deeznutsio, Attorney at Law so he could see his Step Dab, however, he never got close, the moment he walked into the station he was detained and searched before being told off and sent on his way. A short time later, Siz decided he was going to join his Step Dab and get himself imprisoned, so he drove to the police station in hopes of being chased and later arrested, but no officers would pursue him. Siz then encountered Jacob outside of the station, taking him into his Brawler and then proceeding to have a discussion while driving around the city. Jacob revealed that he planned to get revenge for the Gnomes by committing large-scale terrorism across the city, starting with supplying burner phones to criminals and working up to C-4 attacks, he also stated that he wanted Siz to be involved (potentially alluding to him wishing for Siz to follow his Step Dab's footsteps and become the next Gnome.) Jacob also asked Siz, "are you fucking my sister" (Griselda Harth), which Siz denied, but he did admit that they had gone on dates and that she had saved his life twice. Jacob then told Siz that he had better treat her nicely as she does not like getting hurt, to which Siz replied that he would never willingly hurt her. After returning Jacob to his car at the police station, Siz returned to his home where he spent multiple days depressed over the arrest of his Step Dab. |
| Post Dab (Depression Arc) |
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After a few days mourning over the imprisonment of Dab, Siz finally decided it was time to go back out into the world. Upon opening his phone, he noticed he received texts from Shaw, Mother, and Erin, all asking him if he was alright to which he responded no. He then paid his rent so that he didn't have to cry himself to sleep in his Brawler. After stopping to get some burgers, he then texted Zelda "Hi" to see if she was around. Siz later met Uncle Buck, Detective Chang, and others at the diner next to the Pink Cage; Buck then briefly caught up with Siz, with the latter telling Buck about Dab's arrest and his own warrant. Buck told Siz that he could do whatever he wanted to do and should focus on bigger things. After Buck went to bed, Siz decided he was going to burgle some houses in hopes of getting some goodies that he could use in future crimes. After Siz burgled a few houses Gomer called and told Siz that they needed to talk about Dab, so Siz met him at the Tuner Shop. Gomer explained that Dab had ratted himself out to the cops and told them that he was The Gnome. This resulted in Dab being charged with the hundreds of criminal acts he committed over his time in Los Santos and was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole. Siz became emotional but managed to keep it together and decided to do what Step Dab would want him to do: crime. Gomer then informed Siz that a small handful of people could make thermite, which can be used to quickly rob banks. The two then went their own ways, with Siz determined to get his hands on thermite. Sometime later after being jailed once again, Siz asked the sky for a sign from Yung Dab during a depressive craze. Dab responded from the depths of the jail, behind multiple vault gates in a soft voice Siz could barely understand. The message was, "load the cocaine." |
| Second "Date/Hangout" with Zelda Harth |
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Siz and Zelda's second date started out with the latter taking pictures of various banks around the island. The two then drove around the island: visiting a giant dinosaur, sitting on an exhaust chimney shaped like a volcano, taking dirt paths through the mountains, and even climbed a hill overlooking the power plant where Zelda took even more pictures. Throughout the road trip, Siz got hungry and ate whatever he could find laying around including garbage and paint chips in Zelda's car. When Zelda questioned Siz about his willingness to eat trash, Siz responded that "one man's trash is another man's treasure." Zelda agreed, revealing that she thought the same of Siz when she first heard of him, in reference to Mother's exclusion of Siz from the family. At one point the paint chips and garbage he ate, plus the volcano fumes shot up his ass upset his colon so much that he almost ended up shitting himself, but he managed to restrain it to an audibly loud fart which forced Zelda to drive him to his house so he could blow out his bowels. The two also talked much more frequently than they did on the first date. The conversations were much more personal, with the two admitting that they like each other, and later sharing a moment while overlooking the prison. Also, at one point Zelda informed Siz that people were hunting him down so they could kill them, however, she told them not to. She later questioned if this even mattered because natural selection may take him away from her anyways. |
| Third Date with Zelda Harth |
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Siz and Zelda's third date was much more action-packed than the previous two dates, but it still contained a few sweet moments. The date started with Siz telling Zelda about Ravi the scammer, and after hearing about him, Zelda suggested they run him over in order to teach him a lesson. After a while, Zelda was finally able to convince the scammer to meet her in an alleyway, where Siz would then slam into him with his Brawler. The plan, however, didn't go as smoothly as planned since the scammer noticed Siz lying in wait, however, Siz was eventually able to ram the scammer Ravi multiple times, knocking him unconscious. After teaching the scammer a lesson, the two-headed to the Pink Cage. While there, Zelda told Siz that if they are on a date he has to ask her first otherwise they are just hanging out. Siz, doing exactly what his Step Dab would do, shoots his shot and asked if she would like to go on a date, to which she said yes but also explained that she doesn't do handjobs and that she doesn't like watching the sunset or hanging out on the beach. After the tsunami hit, the two traveled to a construction site, where Siz found and stole a bulldozer. Siz told Zelda that he had to use the bulldozer "to make a statement" believing the cops to be corrupt and even more cocky since Dab's life sentence. As he slowly made his way to the police department Zelda passed him and told him that he is an actual idiot, but he forged on to honor his Step Dab. He then used the bulldozer to wreck a parked police car at Mission Row and took the responding officers on a chase through the area around Mission Row, disabling several more cruisers until he was shot by Deputy Dias. Siz was then brought to the hospital where he witnessed Zelda verbally murder Deputy Dias. Siz was then arrested and was facing an 80-month sentence, however, since Siz is such a stand-up guy, his sentence was reduced to 40 months. While in prison, Siz spoke to Speedy on the phone and learned that he is going to be promoted within the gang. He also spoke with Zelda and learned that she saw the entire incident with the bulldozer and that he had impressed her. Zelda explained to Siz that his Step Dab would be proud of him and Siz then cried in the rain and had resolved to carry out Dab's legacy. |
More Connections
| Siz and His Gun Empire? |
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After growing and selling copious amounts of weed in addition to robbing many banks (both big and small), Siz managed to amass a large amount of cash, respect, and property. This caused him to shift priorities, placing his and the community's enjoyment over his prior goal of simply attaining more money. In addition to intentionally starting chases with the police and wantonly committing crimes Siz decided to enter the world of weapons dealing through Erin Cox (Gomer to a lesser extent) and Jacob as Siz saw that it was difficult for the lesser citizens of Los Santos to acquire weapons (as the prices for said weapons were inflated and the ability to find them was difficult for new players.) At first, Siz sold from his prior stash of weapons (mostly pistols with a few bullpup shotguns) along with some deliveries of compact rifles he bought off of Gomer. After Siz offloaded these weapons to various customers he then began receiving instructions about gathering orders for his secret supplier (a person who was whitelisted on the server to spawn in gun deliveries who told UberHaxorNova and other streamers he worked with to keep his identity a secret from their audiences to prevent metagaming) that was already delivering guns to Erin. However, while Siz was able to find a customer in Speedy the supplier's prices were extremely overpriced when compared to the street prices for the corresponding weapons. This caused great distress to Siz as he was trying to open up a means for the people of Los Santos to easily obtain weapons, not trying to exploit their desperation. After discussing this fact with Gomer, he walked away from the conversation with the hope that Gomer would become his supplier so that he could sell weapons at a reasonable price. Although, as it turned out his supplier had seemingly been out-competed by other people's ability to: at first receive weapons at the docks through the Wizard and Pixerium and then by the ability to craft weapons using crates. At around the same time that weapon crafting was introduced to the city Jacob approached Siz and informed him of his plans to shift the Family's weapons dealing to weapon's manufacturing, even showing him a new property that would becoming their storefront under the auspiciousness of an electronics store (which used to be the purpose for Siz's house [despite the fact that they never followed up on the idea].) After discovering that his supplier fell through, along with government changes eliminating weapon crafting, Siz decided to liquidate his weapon inventory (save for several pistols for personal use and various other weapons he was simply unable to offload.) After taking a two-week vacation to Japan to attend MarioCon (UberHaxorNova took a two-week hiatus from GTA RP to play Mario Maker 2 and to move to Oregon) Siz returned and transitioned into selling crack and cocaine in addition to weed and weapons, now with Speedy as his new class two supplier (and later his surrogate sister Vivi as his pistol connect.) Siz does not actively seek buyers (as he: already has an extensive list of potential buyers at his disposal, is usually too busy with other activities to dedicate time to finding others, and makes enough money off of other ventures to not be too concerned over pushing as much weapons as possible) instead letting the opportunities "fall into his lap" as one might say. His most prominent customers are the Leanbois and Vagos, with him selling several large weapon orders to them in the past. He's been approached by several people, including Rahme El-Rahman of the Chang Gang to act as a middle man in their weapons deals. However, in all of these Siz has either: essentially sidestepped the person making him the offer by already having an ongoing deal with their supplier (effectively making him a fellow salesman of their product with the same profit margins) or has declined to follow up on the offers due to higher prices than that of his current supplier, Speedy. Due to the recent state of the gun economy, Siz is no longer actively invested in selling weapons and has now once again gone back to stockpiling them for his personal use. |
| Siz Fulker and the Bloodhound |
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Deputy Michael Dias and Siz had a special relationship ever since they first met. Siz was the only person who had consistently offered Dias any sort of challenge during his police work (with the former evading a pursuing Dias a number of times), this had created a sort of intense rivalry between the two (mainly for the title of "King of the Dirt.") This pursuit rivalry spilled over to many other aspects of their interactions, with the two often exchanging banter whenever they encountered one another on the streets or during an arrest. Despite the apparent rivalry, Dias did have a soft side for Siz and often gave him light punishments when captured and once even went out of his way to stop Siz from being raided by striking a deal with him to return the PD grade weapons he stole off of his person after he was downed by Siz (as possession of PD grade weapons is a raidable offense with a resulting jail time of 300 months and $15,000 fine per stolen weapon [which for Siz would've been equivalent to 1,200 months or 100 years for the four stolen PD weapons, not including any additional charges from whatever was uncovered in the raids].) A few weeks later, Dias moved into the house two doors down from Siz's, which yielded great disdain from Siz as he now has to contend with yet another neighbor he does not like. In fact, Siz's first formal welcoming of Dias to the neighborhood resulted in an extended confrontation that eventually resulted in Siz kidnapping Dias right off of his property for use as a hostage in a Fleeca Bank robbery. Dias eventually moved off of the property to a new location in Paleto with the other officers; he sold the house to Siz who immediately put it to use as a stash house for Kray-Tor after transferring it to one of his HOA cadets. Siz and Dias interactions temporarily came to a screeching halt in September of 2019 when Dias had been suspended from the police force for three days for using a flashbang against Siz and "overly aggressive policing". However, the flashing was a request on Siz's part as he had been trying to experience the effects of a flashbang (to "build up a tolerance") ever since he heard of the police force acquiring them and Dias offered to meet him in a remote location to test it out. Since this suspension Dias had returned to duty, but interactions between the two were sparse ever since as Siz has both: adjusted his sleep schedule to one slightly different than Dias' and had been more adamant on evading the police in general as he did not want to have his accomplices lose out (as he now often committed crimes in a group.) Additionally, their few interactions together had become much more hostile as Dias had (in Siz's eyes) became a white-knight for Lauren Forcer (a fellow officer who despised Siz and his HOA), creating tension between them as Dias came down hard on Siz's HOA actions in an attempt to impress Lauren. The last time these two interacted with each other before his death was when Dias apprehended him for the murder of Tsury Nanakaze (which he witnessed from a police helicopter he was flying, of which began a long police chase that resulted in his arrest.) In fact, Dias' death came directly at the hands of a member of the HOA (Denzel Williams) after a shootout occurred after they crashed their escape vehicle. When Siz was told that Dias passed he was quite indifferent about the event, so much so that his immediate follow up question was whether or not his death would have an affect on an upcoming court case of his (as Dias was the primary witness who filed the police report against Siz for the murder of Tsury.) Siz still owns a pistol from Dias (which Denzel gave him.) |
| Jacob Harth and the Dark Web |
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Siz initially was scared of Jacob as a whole due to his creepy voice and mysterious persona, however, over time this slowly degraded to simple respect as Siz encountered scarier personas and Jacob himself started to show a more humorous side to Siz. Siz first heard of Jacob through Mother after she had told him that somebody suspicious was following her around. Later while driving around the city, Siz caught a glimpse of somebody on a bike spying on him from a distance. He chased the individual around until he managed to corner him under some stairs, the person drew a gun and briefly held Siz at gunpoint while Siz asked him who he was and why he was spying on him. The person revealed that he was Jacob and told Siz to remain quiet about his identity, leaving quickly on his bike. Siz later saw Jacob when Mother arranged a meeting between the three of them at the Raven Slaughterhouse. During this meeting, Jacob took several pictures of Siz's face and informed the two that they would talk again. After this meeting, Mother and Siz became much more active on the Dark Web and she had begun to work closely with Jacob on various projects. Siz became integral to Jacob's plans after Dab got locked away as Siz became his new criminal front to spread chaos around the city. One example of this was the "electronics store" that Siz's house was supposed to be (as Mother and Jacob forwarded funds to Siz to buy his own home with plans to use it as a cover for a store that sold criminal goods.) However, this idea was transferred to a different location owned by, and located next to, Zelda's apartment before being canned entirely due to extensive changes by the government that rendered the idea infeasible. Nowadays Jacob has been making massive renovations to the Dark Web and has been stockpiling VPNs, drugs, and weapons which Siz occasionally pulled from. Additionally, Jacob set up the criminal leaderboard on the Dark Web (an anonymous leaderboard for criminals that awards points based on the crime that's submitted [Siz was in first place for a significant amount of time]) where Siz is actively submitting crime clips in the hope of claiming the first-place prize of $50,000, several bricks of cocaine, and several different types of class two weapons. However, Jacob had stipulated that a minimum of at least 10 people must have submitted crimes to the leaderboard before the prizes were distributed (with the original closing date being one week after the leaderboard was opened.) But, that minimum number wasn't reached before the one week had ended (causing Jacob to extend the prize date indefinitely until the minimum number of participants was reached.) As of this writing, Siz (pseudonym Zis on the leaderboard) is in second place behind Speedy, although this is due to the fact that UberHaxorNova himself has not uploaded Siz's more recent criminal activities to the leaderboard (of which contains two jailbreaks [one of the most valuable crimes on the leaderboard] and many various robberies, police evasions, and kidnappings since he last uploaded.) To remedy the issue of the Dark Web's low user base, Jacob instructed Siz to attempt to spread knowledge of the Dark Web through the distribution of VPNs (a device that allows users to bypass the minigames and pass-code normally required to access the Dark Web.) Although, Siz himself expressed concern that even with the VPNs people would still be "too lazy" to use the Dark Web in any real capacity (as seen by the people already on leaderboard), but Jacob assured him that when knowledge of its usefulness spread, more people would be enticed to use the Dark Web. Siz's stated strategy was to introduce the new criminals he encountered to the Dark Web through the sale of VPNs, however he never did this due to him either: forgetting the need to sell VPNs in its entirety or not even get a chance to make an offer as a situation rapidly developed (such as robbing a Fleeca Bank or an untimely brain explosion [hard crash].) And so, after several weeks Siz had only found one person willing to acquire a VPN (with this individual not being a new user, as they had already regularly accessed the Dark Web without a VPN) in exchange for a Panto. Due to the above difficulty in finding new users on Siz's end, the migration of previously Dark Web exclusive services to other platforms in the city, in addition to a growing perception of its general uselessness among citizens of the city caused the development of the Dark Web to be effectively halted. Therefore, Siz shifted his priorities elsewhere and no longer focuses on finding new users for the now defunct Dark Web. |
Other Notable Relationships
| Friends, Family and Business Partners |
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Al Saab
Denzel Williams
Tony Corleone
Victoria "Vivi" Veine
Erin Cox
Arthur Hammond
Nino Chavez
Allen Widemann
Matt Joe (Kray-Tor Skullfondler)
Evita “Mother” Nimm
Buck Colton
Juan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez
Matthew Payne
Jerry Callow
Chang Gang
Curtis Swoleroid
Raja Bahadur
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Criminal Record
Status of Drivers License: 3 points (Valid)
Warrant Status: N/A
- Accessory to Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x1
- Accessory to Robbery x3
- Assault x1
- Assault with Deadly Firearm x2
- Assault with Deadly Weapon x7
- Attempted Manslaughter x1
- Attempted Murder x3
- Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x1
- Battery x1
- Brandishing non Firearm x1
- Burglary x2
- Criminal Possession of Government-Issued Baton x1
- Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x29
- Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 2] x14
- Criminal Possession of a Taser x27
- Criminal Use of a Firearm x6
- Disobeying a Peace Officer x1
- Disorderly Conduct x1
- Driving On The Wrong Side of The Road x2
- Driving on a Suspended/Revoked License x4
- Evading x8
- Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x3
- Felony Hit and Run x1
- Felony Possession of Crack Cocaine x1
- Felony Possession of Marijuana x1
- Felony Trespassing x1
- First Degree Speeding x2
- Gang Related Shooting x1
- Joyriding x9
- Kidnapping x7
- Misdemeanor Possession of Controlled Dangerous "OXY" x5
- Misdemeanor Possession of Crack x8
- Negligent Driving x1
- Obstruction of Justice x2
- Possession of Drug Paraphernalia x1
- Possession of a Stolen Identification x1
- Receiving Stolen Property in the Third Degree x2
- Reckless Driving x4
- Reckless Evading x26
- Resisting Arrest x17
- Robbery x16
- Tampering With a Vehicle x1
- Unlawful Imprisonment x1
- Vandalism of Government Property x1
Episode List
This is a list of all episodes and major happenings for each one, this will help people catch up and know which episode where important details happen.
Links to the VOD are the blue numbers below the stream title
| # | Title/ VOD | Stories |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Siz Fulker 1 (April 19) |
Bogg introduces Siz to the city Siz meets Stevie Siz's face gets berated by multiple people Siz is adopted by Mother Siz's delivery Job The FaceBook Tour Ft. Stevie, Mother "Zombie" Siz meets Windsong The Sexorcism, Bag Head Siz Siz meets Buck The Truck Driving Buck sees the true Siz Siz's Therapy Dab's 5$ Tip, Snow Mission and Gun Dab teaches Siz about life and women in his Lambo The Roll: Dab vs Mother Skating Park fight Ft. Stevie, Mother, Ziggy, Bobby |
| 2 | Siz Fulker 2-3
(April 21) |
Mother calls them, The Family, the League of Villains
Mother's 'Hot' Secret Lair Mother's 'Meaty' Secret Lair Stevie's Bald Windsong's Taxi Services Buck and the Weed Party, Ft. Mel. Mel Tazer vs Siz's Machete Buck, Siz vs Bouncer The Casino Blackjack and the Koreans Ft. Dab, Gomer, Buck, Mother Siz meets Family Sister Vivi Judd's Winery Job Interview Ft. Cops Siz's Doppelganger James Buck's Brother Gomer Siz sports car test drive Siz's first Car |
| 3 |
Sidestory / Siz vs The Internet (April 25) |
Siz Happy Nice Canada Adventures The Strip Club visit Siz steals friendly canadian Car Siz meets Kelly Rumors of the Dark Web |
| 4 | Siz Until Internet goes away
(April 28) |
The Strip Club Stabbing Incident
Siz vs the World Kevin Shaw Attorney at Law! Kevin protects Siz Bug Man Siz Hides from the world The Longest Kidnapping The Rejuvination Suit The Vagos Leader, Speedy |
| 5 | Fingers Crossed
(April 30) |
Rejuvinaton Suit Siz
Windsong Nature adventure Ft. Deer Siz's First Boner, the Orgy talk Siz reveals 'real' age to Windsong The Doctor who saved me Healed Siz Attack a Taco vs Windsong and Siz 1 Attack a Taco vs Windsong and Siz 2 Siz burns, Crazy Local woman vs Heidi Siz's Sadness Jump |
| 6 | Waiting Room 1-2
(May 3) |
GRIMY MOTHERFUCKER
Kevin calls Siz in front #Resolution Family vs Windsong The Parking Lot Incident Jump The Scar is Back Stopped by Snow |
| 7 | Sizzle Down
(May 4) |
Siz sees and tests the Brawler, Dab Approved
Buck Tutorial NPC; Robbing, Jobs, Recycle Centre, and more Siz learns to rob houses Siz vs Raja. The OxySwallow. Ft. Cops Jacob's Meeting The Broken Tail light Jacob's Shotgun, the Weapon Business House Project Speedy's Weed Business |
| 8 | Its a jamboree
(May 8) |
Maxi meets the Family, and Siz
Siz learns advanced lockpicks Siz Jewelry Store attempt It was the Penguin Mask! Siz's Jail Time |
| 9 | Siz gets Risky
(May 10) |
The One man Band
Speedy's Big Time Weed Business Dab's Shotgun Edna's Ultimate Flawless Bank Heist Ft. Millenials Kevin warns Siz don't do the mission The Mission Ft. Stevie, Windsong Kevin sees Siz did the mission anyway |
| 10 | This is Siz Ok
(May 11) |
Siz's first time in the fight tournament Champion Gomer Vulture Siz fails Jewelry store with Dab's Shotgun Dab teaches Siz how Heists Work Dab, Siz Duo Paleto, Gomer's Blockade Dab Plans the Explosive Bus Tour Siz wants in Dab's Inner Circle Dab's chose Siz as the Bus Driver Stevie vs Dab on Siz's Path Domestic Abuse caught on Camera Siz plans the Bus Tour Speedy's Forest Home Siz becomes Speedy's Green Pusher/ Gardener Speedy Teaches How Weed Grows |
| 11 | Siz Secret Stream
(May 12) |
Mother teaches the Decryptors/ USBs Mother and Siz finds a home for Jacob's Plan Siz's new Home New Home Celebration Ft. Dab, Buck, Mother Dab's Limo Siz introduces Bus Plan to Family Ft. Stevie, Dab, Mother Mother Joyrides Dab's Limo The Scuffening Ft. Buck, Mother, Stevie, Amara Vagos Siz vs Jacob Dream Match |
| 12 | Sizzle me softly
(May 14) |
The Underwater Tour Adventure Ft. Mother, Buck Buck fixes Siz's jellyfish sting Siz's tractor Ft. Mother Buck teaches Siz the choplist Siz gets fired from the winery Siz vs Buck's Windshield and a Pole Siz's new holy calling Siz vs Speed, Round 2 Ft. Buck Siz invites Windsong to his home The Prison Break Aftermath Siz's Convenience Store Heists Ft. Windsong |
| 13 | Sizzle my biscuits
(May 15) |
"TJ's" World
Bugstars! Ft. Siz Paul and Not Bovice Bovice World Assassination Ft. Siz Dab, Saab, Siz Heist Saab learns about Dab's Step son Siz Siz Asks Hostaged Clown about Windsong Saab, Dab, Siz VG Math Problem Windsong's Failed Assassination Alpha Siz angry at Mother Speedy's Back Up, Vagos Siz Speedy Warns The Family to not mess with Vagos Deep voice Siz making up a "Confrontation with Jacob" scenario Siz lets Ziggy know he might die, spills Family Ties The Meetup with The Family, Clap those Cheeks Siz opens up his problem about the Family |
| 14 | Mario Maker 2 Reaction
(May 16) |
Siz sells weed with Ellie
The Windsong Breakup, Sexist Siz Stuck sheep Saab's number |
| 15 | Siz in a situation
(May 18) |
Mother and Siz have a talk Missing Ex Girlfriend Siz in Hiding Siz watches the Fighting Tournament from Afar Siz explains to Speedy the situation Situation: Bovice World, Family Problem, Windsong Missing Siz explains to Kevin the situation Kevin's mustache Waterfall Situation Explanation Ft. Mother, Carter, Kevin Siz explains to White Knight Saab, Ellie The Sports Car Show Ft. Dab, Kevin, Buck Dab explains the Bus Tour Plan Siz meets new sister Erin Grimy Motherfucker hits poor ol Tyrone |
| 16 | Siz drives a bus... hopefully
(May 19) |
Bus Tour attempt stopped by storm Siz attempts to be a firefighter Speedy's being followed by a Puto, Siz Speedy's Back Up, Vagos Siz Speedy's plan to lockdown Recycling Centre Speedy, the Smart Business Man, Reckless Gangbanger Judge vs Vagos Siz saves a Judge Family Meeting: Mother, Stevie, Carter, Vivi, Erin Siz vs Bus Driver Siz meets Speedy's Cousin Speedy argues with Greens, Carter |
| 17 | Rip Freefolk
(May 22) |
The Explosive Bus Tour Ft. The Gnomes DnD Player vs Machine Gun Siz is now initiated within Dab's Circle, get Paid $$ Siz meets Zelda for the first time Wingman Dab helps Siz know Zelda Zelda agrees Date, gives Phone Number. No Handjobs Dab says Zelda is Jacob's sister Boat plan Heist, Dab, Chang, Uchiha The BRAWLER is Born, Saab Dab Discount Siz vs the Statue Man |
| 18 | Chill
(May 23) |
Siz vs the Scammer Ravi Ft. Bodyguard Siz and Zelda First Date Date: Sunset, Pier Pictures, Parkouring Ft. Chicken Worm The River Jump Siz invites Zelda to his home |
| 19 | War. Total War
(May 24) |
Small banks come into town Brawler gets Buffed Siz's Brawler vs Cops Plan Gomer, Dab, Taco Siz Heist, Ft. Speedy Hostage Someone Shot Siz's Bike, Ft. Speedy Speedy's Big Money Gift to Siz |
| 20 | Brawler Status
(May 25) |
The small banks open season
Siz vultures on bank robbers Siz robs the statue scammer Siz's Brawler vs Windsong's Sunflower Siz vs Windsong CQC Match Siz hits a rock, Nature - 1 Siz hits a tree, Nature - 2 Siz meets Dundee in prison Siz, the lifeguard |
| 21 | Me and My Brawler
(May 26) |
The last time Siz meets Dab
The last jewelry store heist Zelda saves Siz in the last moment "Lawyer Paul" fails to meet Dab |
| 22 | Siz Depression
(May 31) |
Siz meets Anabelle, Whiteman
Siz remembers Dab in his Lamborghini Gomer consoles Siz and becomes his new mentor Gomer teaches the ways of the Pixerium Siz and Zelda hangs out, eats garbage Siz jumps off again vs Dias |
| 23 | Siz Starving
(June 1) |
The Warrant Made on the Spot Local Cops Shoot Siz on Prison Tuna guy stuck on Prison Zelda Official Date Cops vs Siz in a Bulldozer Step Dab: Load the Cocaine |
| 24 | I AM OLDER
(June 3) |
One Canadian still pissed off at Siz Copper vs Siz Speedy's 2nd in Command Siz |
| 25 | Siz Drizzle Bop
(June 5) |
Tug Boat on land Siz tries lockpicking power stations Testing out the Trophy Truck The Chicken Job ft. Allen Ziggy scoping out the Drug Dealing strip BlackJack with Gomer |
| 26 | Siz Opens Can
(June 6) |
Fighting Tournament, Buck Wins
Siz runs over a cop Siz discovers he can rob his neighbors Buck Mountain Adventure Siz burns a car, wrote "Free Dab" Gomer and Taco Mansion Robbery Gomer and Taco Bank Heists |
| 27 | Siz Can Crime
(June 7) |
Nobody wants to rob a bank with Siz
Zelda talks about the family Siz's first time racing Siz races Speedy, Jesus, Gomer, Dundee, Eddie Speedy turns into a Speedy Bump Siz meets Kevin again after a long time Mother and Alabaster offers help on the strip club stabbing Mother reveals her gun deal business Mother introduces Siz and Mask Dundee Sends It |
| 28 | E3 Day 1 EA
(June 9) |
Siz turns himself in after a scuffed escape
Siz teaches step sister Erin the weed ways The Terminal Abduction gone very wrong Speedy's first small bank heists Speedy's 6x6 vs Mount Chilliad Siz's neighbor is Windsong and the Clown! The Scuffilitis Spreads |
| 29 | Siz and his Garbage
(June 12) |
Siz and the Goblin talks dark web uprising
"Zis" visits darkweb 4.0 and the crime leaderboards Siz's bank robbery vlogs Grandab helps Siz vlog bank robbery against Dias Erin gifts Siz a tazer Siz vs Dias and Bobby in the city and mountains Tunershop, Leanbois vs Purple gang prewar, Erin tries to get purple gang info Zelda, Siz and Erin find buyers for their weed bulks Erin vs Zelda accidental stabbing The Matrix Room with Zelda Everyone's an Arms Dealer or Buyer Upcoming gang war + Dark web leaderboards = Street Wars I |
| 30 | Siz & his Troubles
(June 13) |
Siz vlogs Buck and Maxy Mersion's empty jewelry heist
Siz vs his weed bulk Siz's 'controversial' escape Burger Chang and Glady's Siz vlogs hostaged bank heist with Buck and Saab Siz and Saab vlogged heist, hostaged Ryan, Saab's thermite practice Meet the Mersions Saab, Freya and Siz in Home Invasion. Ft. Mersions Saab 3, Cops 0 Chang vs Chris drama, Saab vs Purples, Siz x Uber Eats Pasta Saab and Siz escapes death car Mime interupts Saab and Siz's bank streak Siz saves Saab. Siz, The Backup Bodyguard Kraytor approves the Brawler Zelda tries Siz's fruit punch soaked weed A blind man, A hippie, and a clown walk in Siz and Zelda's neighborhood Zelda joyrides the Brawler at Mount Chilliad, Lovers' Quarrel ensues Glady's "hot" blind man mountain and beach adventure Erin follows Siz's dramatic, kidnap-filled, murderous, gossipy family footsteps Siz reveals his past with family, Erin reveals her past, and Annabelle's truth Erin reveals there's a citywide powerful "no schizo zone" overseer gun dealer Erin becomes what Siz could have been without loyal friends and Dab's clout Siz and Zelda fistbumps Brawler Ownership Death Deal Siz, Zelda and Erin decides to meet up the secret gun dealer, schizo free |
| 31 | Siz and his weeds
(June 14) |
Brothers Buck and Gomer in a tuner shop
Goodbye Gnome Outfit, Beige Jacket, Hello Discount Sonic, Siz Whirlpool Outfits Cranky Cops vs Siz Multiple Chase Mia, Snake Buck and Siz Whirlpool Robs 2 Banks with Kelly as Hostage Siz sees Windsong Criminal News Record Siz vs his Weed bulk Siz becomes Tuna Guy's boss Siz's Slowest Smallest Smartest Cars vs Dias Dab's Car in The Lawn Party Neighbors vs 911 Dias Dias watching Siz the whole time The Neighborhood Shooting Siz vs Dias: The Epic Chase, Vlogged Dias vlogs his 24/7 Dirt Championship win against Siz Siz vs Dias: Shitlord Duel in the Big House Siz vs Dias Extended Erin and Siz Slips Up Big Time Erin and Siz Quiet Talk |
| 32 | Siz and his FailRP
(June 15) |
Siz's 4 Ant Sized Felony Siz vs Valuable Goods |
| 33 | Siz & Attempted Prison
(June 15) |
Early Jail RP
Siz's Learns about Kevin and Dab in Father's Day Gomer solves the Weed Mystery Selling Green in Green Territory Siz Whirlpool, Gomer, Saab, vs Heists, Runescape Mia. Ft. Scuff Siz, Coco, Maxi Heist, Ft. Hostaged WindTunnel Mersions vs Chang Backstory Bank Money, Blackjack Money, Full House Siz vs Weed Bulk, New Streets Tuna Guy Wins Big in BlackJack Big Tuna, Big Dreams Cop Chase: Small Car, Big Jumps, Wet Siz Siz lets Big Tuna under E.R.I.N's Wing Assault SMG Loot Crate Tuna's Loyalty vs Sizter Erin Big Tuna vs Big Boss Snake |
| 34 | Siz & Guns or Something
(June 17) |
Offstream: Siz "Slays" "Sam". Meet Jacob, Gomer, Slim
Dream Episode: Millionaire Siz To The GTAOnlineVerse OOC: Burnt Tuna Cookie Jar Dream Episode: Siz To The GTAOnlineVerse 2 Dream Episode: Saab, Siz, Shaggy PrisonBreak Attempt Dream Episode: Snowy Siz, Brawler Chase, Siz vs Cops, Trophy Truck Dream Episode: Siz vs Vince "Sham Wow Scam Now" Zelda's Weed Daddy Siz Big Bank Heist: Saab, Sonic Siz, Gomer, Mario Chang Leap of Faith Rolex Filled, Valuable Goods Filled Kraytor wants Clown Blood A Barbarian, A Spec Op, A Hilbilly and A Crimelord walks in a Motel Kraytor Teaches Windsong's Mom a Lesson, Finds Clown Dias vs John look like Siz Backstory John's Life Prison Worthy New Mission, Trust No One Siz, Raccoon Wednesday Mushkin, Kraytor Clean Double Heist, Last Boomstick Erin hits Boss, Erin Gets Fired Backstory. Gun Deal Update |
| 35 | A Guy Streaming
(June 19) |
OOC: Tuna vs Curtis Ft. Raheem
Gun Dealer Siz Ft. Kevin, Buck Fireman "Paul", Ellie and Mia Mersion "Fixes" a Bank Wednesday, Siz bank Roberry, Cheaper Gun Deals Chang Uchiha Springer: Saab vs Brenda. Cameraman Siz Trial by Combat - Brenda:Uchiha vs Saab:Chang Shame! Ft. Brenda's Weed Truck Siz and Kraytor Heist and Back Up. Ft. Wife Knife UberDrivorSiz: Mia met Dab, Ft. Wednesday The Cursed Garage, Ft. Salty Canadians Abdul meets Brawler, Ft. Cop, Denzel Stripclub Stabbing Incident Revisited Ft. Denzel, Jordan Free Crimelord, Caught Carjacker. Ft. AJ "BigDick" Hunter |
| 36 |
Root Beer Fueled Stream (June 20) |
Gun Dealer Crimelord Siz, Ft. Speedy, Gomer, Saab
Kelly's Gas Magic Trick, Mel vs Bus OOC: Zis Soloing Crime Leaderboards Good Jordan Fixes Pawn Shop Ban Saab Sex Tips Ft. Trunk Scraps Saab & Classy Yung Bag Heists, meets a 'Fortnite Kid' Spoilers, Saab and the Single Second Getaway Saab, Streek Voice Siz Heist, Ft. Crack and Chips Saab, Siz Whirlpool Heist, Ft. News Team CARMAGEDDON! Ft. Saab, Chips, Clown, Parking God, Police Force Siz and "Mildred's" Car Ft. Bad Jordan |
| 37 | Siz Hides
(June 21 / 22) |
Saab, Tony, Curtis, Siz 'FruitRoll' Whirlpool, Big Heist
Gun Dealer Siz Connections Leanbois Big Bank Heist vs Dias and Williams Ft. Hostage Saab vs Thermite Fire Time Out: Scuffilitis. Time In: Epic Chase The Last Saab Premonition in Leanbois birthplace. Ft. Dr Choi Dias vs Siz King of the Dirt Callout Siz, Saab, Tony Fruit talk Dias vs Siz, Saab Shootout Save Siz's River Boat Ride Ft. Zelda Siz 10/10 Swan Dive Ft. Tony Stalker Diaz arc Siz Hides, Ft. Dias & Bobby Revelation "Auto Pilot" Car and the Slowest Chase Ft. Bobby, Dias "Peter Parker" gets caught by Diaz Electronics Store RP. Family Meeting Siz and Zelda Ends The Old Age City in Flames ASMR Hearing and Voices Ft. Erin, Copper Vodka Drunk Gomer Siz in a Cop Car Ft. Erin Siz's Long Lost Sister, Martha Fulker, Short Lived Drunk Gomer Martha, Siz, Eugene in a Cop Car Siz vs Ziggy Cop Car Chase Ft. Motorcycle Cop Lord of the Mountain Ziggy vs Water, Ft. Cop vs Land Siz "Blows Up" 4 Cops, Cheats Death, Siz Takes their bike! Siz vs Cops 3v1 Mountain Chase Ziggy catches Siz, must drive all the way back for his ID Siz, I've come to bargain Siz wants to go to jail so bad, God says no and Spreads Scuffilitis Siz dreams of jumping off |
| 38 | Siz & New Vagos
(June 24) |
Bearvice World vs Computer
Bovice Team Heist Plan Denzel Weednation Backstory Potential Weedlord, Ft. Greg Denzel's Dont Trust Anyone Idea Ft. Alan "Siz is not just a criminal, he's something else" Siz and Erin's Twin Color Cars Siz and Erin's Weed Business Ft. Roof Parkouring Lil B Job Ft. Store Robbery, Diaz New Cop Truck Dias Vs Brawler Siz, King of the Dirt Championship Siz is not King of the Water Dias Reclaims King of the Dirt But not if Siz forgets |
| 39 | Mario Maker 1 Finale
(June 25) |
High Windsong, Low Troubles
A Local Broke Erin's Car, Not Siz, Ft. Forums Erin News, Good, She's a Weapon Dealer. Bad, She Got Snapped Gun Price Go Up, Siz Mental State Go Down ErinTor Outfit, DabCoin Crypto, Married Slim Siz vs Erin's Tazer before Scuffilities Security God Ban Denzel and Saab Wild Hostage Backstory Siz Gun Dealer Update, Ft. Gomer, Slim Cox Siz "I Blew up 4 Cops with my Mind" Story Ft. Gomer HangUp Games: Denzel, Gomer, Greggy, Speedy Cousin Gazza and WeedPusher Greggy Nerfed Guns, Cars, Money, Weed, Speedy Speedy, Sonic Siz Heist, Ft. Hostage Shooter Speedy's into American Gangster, Siz is into Grinch Speedy Public Murderer Respect Backstory "Fernando", Sonic Siz Whirlpool Heist, Ft. Bobby Speedy, Siz, Brawler, Vs 4 Cops, Ft. Scuff City Spidey Gomer Siz, Speedy, Ft. Nice Hostage, Medic Spidey Siz Dies Hidden Uncle Dundee sees Siz Wiki |
| 40 | Sizonian Fulker
(July 13) |
While Siz played at MarioCon, Dias trained the art of Ultra Instinct Knock Knock Neighbor Otto, Otto's orgasm voice |
| 41 | Whatever floats my boat
(July 15) |
Siz Loads the Cocaine
Allen sold Dab's Lambo to Buck Uncle Buck says no to Drugs World War I : Lean, Vagos, vs Purple, Green, World War II : Prune, Slim, Gomer, vs Korean, Biker, Mersion, Dundee Trucknado vs Siz Ft. Gladys, Buck Siz "Dies" in a hospital, Ft. Riggs, Choi, Bovice Bugstars World Ft. Mia, Bovice Foot Spider Evidence on Paul Desnutsio's Foot Ft. Mia Denzel walks in a Bad Situation, Ft. Ricky, Mia, Kermit Bovice Bugstars Plan Up, Hostage Plan Down Red Gang \_ean Bois Affiliate Denzel, Ft. Hard R Hard R's Kidnap Hank Challenge. World Record! Siz Rolls for Hank's Life, Head Explodes Ft. Edna Hard R's Madison Mission Ft. Kray Tor, Wrong Target Kraytor, Siz vs Jewelry Store Short Chase Ft. Reporter Hard R Mission, Ft. Speedy, Kraytor, Madison, Mission Success Dias playing in his Mountain Habitat Erin x Ziggy Problem Backstory Ft. Slim, Hilda Pixerium and Gun Businessman Speedy Dias vs Kraytor Banter, Ft. Invisible Old Man, Speedy, Cousin |
| 42 | Bonafide Water Drinker
(July 16) |
OOC: Dirt King Top 5: Dias, Siz, Ziggy, Riggs, Kraytor War Update: Buck, Ricky, Chips Saved Denzel from Purple, Koreans Buck, Gladys Car Accident, Gomer Cutie Pie Hug Gladys News, Crimelord Siz Supplies Gang War, Picture Girl War Update: Saab, Brenda Water Date, Ft, Vinny, Chang, Buck New Pockets, Lost Plastic, New Guns Siz Films Dead Picture Girl (Jane) Ft. Gladys, Norman Evil Crimelord Siz to New Strangers, Ft. Chicken Worm Siz hears Honest Truck Driver Nathan "manslaughtered" Jane Ft. Cop Siz, Nathan, Visits Jane in the Morgue, Rolls for Twitter #Corpse A Thousand Miles Chase Ft. Invisible Siz in the Heck Realm, Dias, Ripley Ghost Siz Snaps Dias and Ripley into the heck realm Siz Trades Stolen Hot Car for a Cop Car, Ft. Zelda, "Alakazam" 2nd Thousand Miles Cop Car Chase and River Chase Ft. Dias, Svenson Siz in an Interrogation Room Tells Alakazam Cop Car Deal Ft. Dias Dias says Ziggy and Erin were banging update New City Gun Rules and Stores Ft. Erin Siz Hides Again Ft. Dias Dias and The Long Last Dab Walk, Siz Cop Killer Records The Ultimate Decision: Trust Dias, give Gun Back Deal vs Raid The PD Gun Return Deal Ft. Dias, Erin |
| 43 | Bonifide Cop Killer
(July 17) |
Saab Calls Siz for Prison Bus Break Backup Ft. Bogg, Kindle The Z Team Banters and Plans their Bus Shootout The Shootout Ft. Wild Local Drivers The Prison Bus Rescue Mission Passed, Buddha, Ellie, Tony Saved "Dab would be Proud" -Saab Saab Gives Siz stolen pd guns, Siz drops it off Mother's Erin has been awake since "yesterday" Rasta Racer Roman Car Chop Update, Siz Dodges Tony Hostage Attempt Siz plays the hangup game with Rasta A wild Erin appears! Siz Car Crash Vivi Update: Jacob Crush, Mia, Raccoon, Dark Web Affiliations "Stevie's on a long vacation" -Vivi Invisible Grimey Motherfucker's Brawler Eastside Tyrone getting robbed and shot all the time Backstory Siz ditches 'hot' clothes: Sonic, Baghead. Gets Orange Kenny Outfit 2nd Prison Bus Break Ft. Tyrone, Chang, Ramee. Save Tony Pt.2 Siz Saves Injured Sleeping Tyrone. The shootout aftermath \_ean Prison Bois, "Chang is Disappointed, puts hit on Siz" -Hard R Not enough cops for a Siz solo jail break Rated R Superstar Wants Siz to become the Zodiac Killer Wyatt lives in a Wyoming Void Ft. Ricky \_ean Prison Breakout Boys: Tony, Denzel, Ricky, Siz. Save Chang, Ramee The Truck Job, Hackerman Siz, The Lost Fuse Box, Siz Shot Down. Failed Prison Break Attempt |
| 44 | Bonifide Orange Boy
(July 18) |
OOC: Buddha reminds Siz of Dab
OOC: Lucky Kraytor saved by Siz Jailbreak Orange Vanilla Brawler is Born, Burpy Erin Phone Call Family's Children Reunion: JailBreaker Siz, Murderer Vivi, Love Triangle Erin Erin Backstory: Kiki, Chips, Bikers Dangers "Uhm...I have another PD Gun" Siz to Erin "Dias wants to fuck you Siz" -Erin "I like that Jacob's weird" -Vivi Outfit: Goodbye Rejuvination Suit, New Orange Rep Suit Siz plays Mario Maker 2 on his Brawler, Siz is not a Jugalo New Gold, In Yellow Territory. Brawler's not yellow, it's Orange Leanbois Empty Small Bank Heist, Ft. Jugalo Girl, Burger Negotiation Tony Drives Clean getaway, Siz plays Mario Maker, Tony Music Beats LeanBois Empty Big Bank Heist Double Date Hostage, Siz Cosby, Speech Impediment BrokeBois Saab Convenience Store Heist, Brenda Loans Saab $25000 Tony with LeanBois in their LeanCar Escape, Monopoly Talk Siz tries the Smelter Watches for Gold Bars Siz Hires Stabbing Victim, Hank Dogstaff BoviceWorld vs ClownTown, Siz Darkwebs Clown's Info, Ft. Ghost Car Siz and the Clown's Graceful Fall from Grace into Bovice World Siz Throws up in Bovice Underworld Vivi's Guns in the Stash house, Wants to meet Bovice Siz Tries to Corrupt Nathan Once Again, Nathan Wants to become Cop vs Bovice ChainRobbing banks after another after another after another Ft. Not Mike, Nathan Short Family Reunion Ft. Stevie, Vivi |
| 45 | Siz is Orange
(July 20) |
Siz sounds different Ft. Tony, Brenda
Thomas, Edna's InJustice League Crackdealer Siz 1000$ Beggar Donation, Ft. Nino, Ramee Lawyer Erin vs Siz on Coke Connect Buyer, Ft. Underwear Talk Jacob Stashhouse, Erin Neighbor, Load the Cocaine Siblings Hangup Games vs Nino Ft. Lawyer Erin Tricks, Ramee Load the Cocaine, Ft. Nino, Ramee, Fartgirl Erin Chop Shop Lean Boi Turf, Ft. Crack Nino, Ramee, Eddie, Erin High Nino High Jump, "Millionaire" Saab's Trade, Ft. Esther Siz buys Hospital Chocolates and Flowers Saab's Car got Orange Festival Upgrade by Siz Siz Chill plays Mario Maker 2 in Leanbois Serious Drama LeanBig Drug Deal, Ft. HardR, Speedy, Otto Siz reps Tang Gang, LeanVagos seperates Tuner, Gomer's Gang 7 Bricks, Nino, $150,000, Leanbois, Speedy, Siz Buyout Siz Fulfils Dab's Message: Load the Cocaine, Santa Siz Raincoat, Sandals Siz. Coke Siblings Talk Coke Deal, Cuffed PeErin Erin, Vivi's list, doesn't want to hang out with her, Takles Siz Load the Cocaine Brick by Freaking Brick, Laylowbois Dab has taught Siz well to help his friends in need sacrificing himself Newb Squad: Uber Robber Siz, NightRobber Hank, Hostage Dwayne, Late Esther Botch Robbers, Kind Hostage Ft. Hank, Siz, Dwayne Botch Bank Round 2, Pepegas. Siz Joyrides Landed It and Deer |
| 46 | Tang Gang
(July 22) |
Siz Finds Scuffed Tony in an Alley
Ghost Siz, Empty City, Full Hospital, Gun Heist Fallout Ghost Siz Ft. Buck, Gomer. Snaps Uchiha to the Heck Realm Hangup Games vs Saab, Nino. Siz plays Brawler Mario Maker Master Jebaiter Nino, talks PeanutButter Gang War Nino's New Info Crack Market, Family Business, Cookie Jars Dundee Calls, War Update, Pingas Update, Bank Update Coke Dealer Brenda Update Out of the Loop. Ft. Dundee Zis visits DarkWeb, Coke Deal Ft. Nino. Peg Talk Family Talk Siz, Dab, Mother Relationship. Nino, Peg Talk LeanBois Gun Heist Went Poof Backstory Car Chop Experience, Work for Free Pix Ft. Siz, Saab. Purple Funeral Mario Maker Ft. Brenda, James, Gladys, Saab Siz pisses on a Grave, Water Broken Nintendo Switch Random Helicopter Landing, Car Landing Ft. Saab, Denzel Siz Watches Porn Parodies Backstory, Lean Chase Ft.Leanbois Leanbois Small Bank Heist Ft. Saab, Denzel Danny Siz and Yam Jerry Parkour Ft. Eddie, AJ, Jacob, Mother Lawyer Erin, Siz Pays Her. Siz Apologies. Prison Recon Denzel's Lawyer vs Siz's Lawyer Months off Prison Charges EMS Chris is now a Lawyer vs Sister Erin Lawyer Hangup Games vs Jacob, Denzel Ft. Erin, Baby Shark "Mob Boss" Allen calls for Brawler Payment Ft. Denzel Siz Fu\_ker tells Tang Gang History, Lean, Vagos Alliliate Siz asks Jacob about Vivi, Climbs a mountain with Brawler Siz makes connections with Money, Knowledge is power "Your Step Dab would be Proud" -Jacob to Yung Siz Electronics Store Down, Jail Break Respect Up Jacob Update: Leaderboards, DarkWeb, Nino, Store Nino Chaveggs, Siz Avoids Brawler Fiery Death Kraytor Teech 9 Gold Trade, Broken Brawler, Heavy Pistol Dab's Apprentice, Jonathan Ryker JR. 911 Phone Number Big Tuna, Little Tuna. Undercover JR PD Gun Plant Mission Windsong asks about Missing Happy Clown via Tuna Ft. Jacob JR vs Tuna PD Gun Mission, Crackhead Windsong Scuffed Small Bank Heist Jr, Kraytor, FireFighter Hostage Cop Shoots down Squad, Kraytor Dead, Hugger JR, Siz Escapes Lawyer Erin on Case, Spinal Siz, Ft. Lucy EMS, Kraytor "Why'd you fuck my sister?" -Siz to Ziggy about Erin Alpha Ziggy, Husband, Brother in Law, Sister Fucker Siz Sends Erin, Ziggy |
| 47 | Dang Tang Gang The Sequel
(July 23) |
Leanbois Chewed Out JR, wants their respect Siz is Yung Dab to JR, Gets Snapped |
| 48 | Orange Money Orange
(July 24) |
OOC: Ziggy, Dias Joyrides the Brawler
Nino's Big Money Deals, Bricks, VG, Gold, Watches OOC: Dab: Half a Brain. Siz, Half a Face Siz Meets GrandDab Eugene, Mike Calls from the Past Heist Jewelry Store Heist, Ft. Buck, "Donovan Mcnabby" Siz 'Cries' for his Grandma before going to jail Ft. AJ Siz and Nino Couldn't connect the right Codename in phone Mike gets in another Car Crash Siz Gets Payday Outfit, Gets Joyridden Brawler Tuned Ft. Mike Nino Businessman Big W Transaction Jewelry Store Heist Shootout Ft. ICU Mike, Black Brawler, Peter Shootout Aftermath, Mike Shot First, Negotiation Lie Ft. Angel, AJ Lawyer Erin On the Case, Van Transport Ft. Svenson, AJ, Wally Siz Plays Mario Maker on Jail Hunted Erin Detective Case Jewelry Store Vulture Ft. Kraytor, Seex Gold Bar Lawyer Erin, JewelStore Pro Kraytor, Badluck Siz Lays Low Erin Pees in a Bottle Siz wants Gold all Day, gets Golden Shower Instead Kraytor Pays Gomer With Gold and No Dollars Kraytor Gold Trade with Siz, Apprentice Betrayal Backstory |
| 49 | Gold or Something Nice
(July 25) |
Speedy's Business Deals: Guns, Coke, Cash, RepoMan Speedy: Leanbois x Vagos was too strong for big war |
| 50 | Tangerine Man
(July 26) |
Dias' Brawler, Tazes Siz to call it Even from Past Shootout Saab's Cheating RP Ft. Siz, Brenda |
| 51 | Orange Scented Stream
(July 27) |
Neighbor Dias Meeting Update: Bovice, Swat Gear
Brokebois Leanstreet Friend Ft. Buddha, Ellie, Curtis, Saab Siz vs Infected scuff Bus Ft. Snow, Ellie Green Lean Street Ft. Ellie, Speedy Weed House Stash Guns Siz Talks Silencer, Double Scuff Ellie, LeanHois Jewel Hoist LeanHois Empty Big Heist Ft. Saab, Ellie, Car Door. Evicted Talk about Something while Cops Watch, Ellie learns Fleeca 1/20 ScuffHois "Driver Saab" Crash Ft. Cole, Eyyyrin Best Driver Saab, Smoker Arthur, Siz Ft. Dias and the Radio PD. Perkins, Siz Teleports, Snapped Erin, Dias Love, Fired Saab Kraytor Heist Style Problem, Green's Back Denzel, Informant JR Fleeca Heist Hank, Siz, Hostage, vs Perkins, Scuff Barriers |
| 52 | Tang Me
(July 29) |
Siz Back to Green Selling, Siz Ignores RP
Siz and a Dog, Siz meets Gazza and Best Driver Ryan Scuff Gomer, Avril lover Ryan, Snapped Gazza Scuff Heist Siz, Ryan Card Refund with Dias, Chase Begins, Ft. Ryan "Best Drivers" Ryan vs Baas, Siz Jumps off, Ft. Flip Flops Nino VG Hunt Smelting Watches, FT. Eugene Vagos Arturo "Bones", Siz loses Big Green Ft. Arturo Arturo don't need chump change for hire Yung Scab Bodyguard Arturo TP off to Jail, then off to world Nino Gold Trade, Porno Shoot Ft. Nino, Eugene, Dias, Mike Scuff Dias and Siz on roof, Nino car with gold impounded Siz tries to corrupt Nathan again, Ft. Gun, 6 Watches Siz Litters Weed. "Brenda's Weeds" gets Flowers, Dojo Choi Mike back from ICU, met Dab at security Prison Mike vs Svenson Vendetta, No Strips, Free Passage Lie Bike training Montage Ft. Arturo. Fast Horns Jump Orale Nathan's Exciting Truck Job Offer Tries to UnCorrupt Siz Mel Shootout Fallout, Mike Hires a Driver The Driver Charles Johnson Ft. Vinny, Mike, Nathan Siz Scuffs, Mike Stalls by teaching Nathan Golf Charles Old Driver x Charles Baby Driver, Nathan, Scuff 8/20 Chance Scuff, Local Beat Up, Crack Accident, No Card Small Bank Heist Ft. Mike, CJ, Hostage Nathan, vs AJ, Dias Bloodhound vs Charles Chase, Siz Teleports in Prison Again Siz tries to lower the Charge, Ft. Dias, AJ, Archer Left Out Nathan asks about Siz's Life, Mike's Golf Caddy Loan Weed Shark Siz, Saab New Home, Ft. Payne, Brenda Saab's New Home Haggle, Siz misses Kraytours Siz ERP with Brenda Test Seduction, Siz likes money ERP Siz Wants 10% of LeanBois, BBC, Saab. Eddie's Race Payne's Car vs Allen's Car, Eddie's Race, Jordan, Saab Crash and Burn, Ft. Allen's Repo vs Ziggy Ft. Kraytor Ziggy Mountain Chase Ft. Allen, Soze, Mariachis Siz Escapes Prison Ft. Ziggy "Didn't Work Out Didn't it" |
| 53 | Tuesday Stream Best Stream
(July 30) |
Siz Loan Shark Phone Sex with Saab Ft. Brenda
Loan Shark Siz Ft. Allen Weed Fairy Siz Ft. Brenda, Brenda's Office Siz Jumps off a Building Ft. Brenda, EMS Salutes Coke Dealer Siz and Chips' 100$ Bills Ft. Freya Gold Heist Update Ft. Saab, JR, Tommy Saab needs money for Chips From Sugar Daddy Siz Back to Weed Business Ft. Weed Mike, Saab Uncle Al Saab Allowance for Chips Saab Pays off Siz Debt via VGs, Courthouse Bathroom Short Jewel Heist Ft. Saab, Adam Deal, Tuner Shop Back to Weed Business Pt 2 Ft. Weed Mike, Denzel Pre Tazer Tag: Gemini, Duel vs Brenda, Beggar Siz Saab vs Gemini's Hatchet, Bobby, Gemini's Lockpick Gladys, Norman R6 Tazer Tag 4v4: Siz, Judges, Saab Tazer Tang Gang Ft Chang Gang (1-1), Saab KO's Siz Blind Guy Jason, Saab can milk Siz Exploded Head Siz witnesses a Raid Ft. Dias Empty Heist Ft. Charles J, Gemini, Jason Early Chang Gets the Gold, Scuff Heist, Weed Fairy Siz Convenience Store wants FlashBang Ft. Dias, Soze Siz survives a headshot from Soze, Brain Damage Arc Siz Escapes Prison Again, "Gets Banned" |
| 54 | Tang is the Way
(July 31) |
Ellie rolls 19/20 for Heists, LB had Group Therapy
LeanStreet Update: Ricky, Speedy, Buddha, Curtis Speedy: Years in Jail, Gun Deals, Banks have Jackpot Scuffbois Convoy, Buddha vs Car Fire, Shitlord Shootout Green Selling, Ft. Shooter Local, Koreans, Saab's Home ScuffHois Ft. Saab, Tony, Tori's First, 19/20 Heist ScuffHois Rnd 2, Ft. Scraps, Sad Hostage, Dibs on Bank Pixerium Cash In Ft. Saab Tommy Gun, Siz Shotgun Saab Tommy Gun Test. ERP Saab. Ricky Denzel Taxers Lean Street Taxes on "Siz's Canadian Strip Club Hunter" LeanStreet Gang Local Shootout, Ricky ICU'd Siz Sends Guns to Pier, Underwater Fight vs Archer Wrong Man Wrong Crow Mask Ft. Angel, Dias, Archer "Flashbang Me" -Siz, Siz dances in Jail Time Ft. Archer Siz tries to rob Copper, Neighbor Happy Update Kraytor calls in loud storm, Phone ERP with Kraytor Kraytor Jewel Robbing Style Update, Kraytor to Matt Joe Saab Gun Trade Ft. Brenda, Charles Race Cuck by Saab Vagos vs Aztecs Ft. Braab, Siz Clucks in Green Radio Neighbor Dias' Decorator, Weed Fairy Siz, Weed Waster Dias Bigger Neighborhood Ft. Dias, Windsong, Clown, Herbert Cop Hostage Dias w/ Charles, Ft. Bobby, Brawler Ziggy 2nd Bank Ft. Jose, CJ Crashed, Ft. Saab Clutch Save |
| 55 | Jail RP? Tang Boy
(August 1) |
Siz No Warrants the Maskless Cop Kidnapping Bank Hiest Erin: Houses, Speedy, JailBreak, Streamers |
| 56 | Late as Heck
(August 2) |
Saab Update: Pixerium Guns have their IDs, Tang Car
Pix Cash Out Uzi, Dark Web VPN vs Gun ID's Ft. Saab. Siz Car Radio, Chip's Crack Buddy, VPN Salesman "19/20" Roll, Saab's Step Son Chips, Ft.Crackatha "1/20" Tunak Tunak Fail Heist Ft. Saab, Hefty Hostage "4/20" Numa Numa Empty Heist, Saab leaves for Uno Siz Jams out in his Brawler, Siz kicks down a cop bike Mob Boss Allen: Speedy v Raja, Pawn, Guns, VPN, Bank Siz Panto for Allen VPN Trade, Down with the Red Lights Kraytor: New Car Dreams, Siz Weeb Panto Chase Kraytor, River Rat, Fulker family meets Kraytor Siz Helps Flippy Vagos, Warrant Caught, Maskless Siz Fulkers in Prison area, Martha finds a Class 2 "Exploit" Siz in a Panto Blasting Music, Beer Crack Party Panto Greens Made Siz Hit the Floor, Hangover Siz Ft. Denzel Tang Gang Ooh Ahh ahh Drunk Siz blows up Ft. Denzel Drunk Uber Driving Siz, Ipod, Beers vs Defibrillator Nickelback Music Blasters Ft. Denzel, Adam |
| 57 | Early as Heck (kinda)
(August 3) |
Erin: VG for Eddie's Race Entry Fee
Kevin Shaw Update: Lawyer Erin, Gambling Siz Radio, Gladys Indie Music, Kelly, Cancer Money BlackJack: Tim, Kevin, Boe and More! Shots Fired. Siz and Tony Drive By Sound Payback Ft. Wonderwall Tony Drifting with Music, Siz Pukes, Cameraman Siz on Tony 'Banging Jessica' Video, Ft. Cops, Tony kidnapped by Local Taxi, Tony Car vs Cop Car ERP Siz drives Tony's Car Ft. Allen. Allen vs Tony Race Tony asks what CowChop, Gold, Wool is, Tony vs Clarkson Siz, Tony talks Pasts, Leanbois. Sad Heist Ft. Brazilian Naruto Translator Hostage, Ft. AJ, ReinHarth, Nickelback Nickelback Music Hostage Torture and Chase and Big Jump Heist, Triple Cop Car + Heli Music, Chase Ft. Tony Siz Pushups, Victims of Society Ft. Park Ranger Clarkson Nino Deal: Gold, Coke, Guns, Eggs, Pinkies Ft. Diz Diz's Pretzel Route, Erin Guy Problems, Saab loves Siz Diz pushes Siz, Saab off a cliff, Saab hits Siz Saab, Siz, Diz vs FailRP Trucker, Heist Ft. Diz, Saab The Fulker Genes can Escape Jail, Diz gets 75, Siz 35 What is Creampie Ft. Saab, Dias Flashbang Ban Update House Shopping Ft. Braab, Siz jumps again, Siz Beats Diz Siz gives Diz Keys to the Brawler |
| 58 | Pepega Monday Full Force
(August 5) |
Siz redecorated his home
Buck: People get raided with Class 2 only now Chips in a Taxi Ft. Baas, Buck, Flippy, Beavers gOld Heist Ft Buck, Gladys Hostage. Silent Robbery Ft. Baas 2nd Heist: Ft. Buck, Scuffed 3rd. 4th Empty 3 Cops and a Siz, Dias is back, Baas and Siz's Beer Panto Siz and his ABCs, Party Panto, Flippy vs Snitch Tuna Siz's Snitch Tuna Assassination in Trippy Room Ft. Flippy "No, I think I got the right guy" -Siz as he kills Tuna Windsong got Amnesia Ft. Chips, Erin, "You owe me 50k" -Siz Chips got Step Dab's Face Tattoo, Erin, Nino house Raid Idea Discussion: Fulker Family, Evolution, Movies Ft. Nino, Erin CIO Erin, RP Raids Talk with Nino, Stash house is back Discussion: Summer Initiative, Dreams, Gun Deals Ft. Erin Saab Grab Gun Deal Ft.Erin, Brenda. Saab Doesn't Know Ft.Erin Girls Night Uninvited Erin. Threesome, Sex Talk Ft. Brenda, Strip Club ERP, Ft. Brenda, Chips. Kraytor Prank Call Allen vs Cat. Allen: Thermite, Guns, Raids, Cards, Nino Gold Saab: Movies, Vault. Speedy: Crab Fishing, Out of Jail. Speedy: Music, Initiative, Raja, Tuna, Jizz 2nd in Command Speedy doesn't know his Vagos, New Guns, Dias Shootout Panto Kraytor's Warrant Expired, Speedy's Panto, Vagos Abdul CriminalCon Talks, Siz Speedy tests LMG Guns vs Panto Speedy vs Siz, How to Speak Vagos, Speedy New Stash House Kraytor Weed to Gold, Robbing Tips, Debts Dundee Grand Entrance, Raided, Debt, Injured, Bondi, Arthur Dundee vs Gomer backstory, Gomer used Dundee, Stole Guns, War Dundee hears Summer Initiative, Hates Sonya,'Dont trust Gomer" |
| 59 | Just a Tang Boy Doing Tang Things
(August 6) |
Speedy: Mexico Gun Shipment, Future New Stash House
"Everyone is in Prison", "Raids are good for Business" -Speedy OTT: Weed, Song, Thermite Expert. Ft. Jose Jailed Grandab, Slim, Snake, Boe, Sonya, Ricky Siz in Green Territory. VPN ad. Ft. Arthur, Lysol Chang Gang asks How Jail Breaks Work Siz in Arthur's Car vs Mountain Ft. Jordan, Nino New Nino Electronics Deals. Siz Not Allowed to Watch Jail Break from afar Ft. Soze Siz Solo Fleeca Bank Jam x2, Convenience Store x2 Siz Teaches Cards, Banks Ft. Julio, Chips' Coke Orange Siz, White Chips, Green Julio, Tang Brawler House Tours: Julio, Chips, Sonya's Home, Electronics |
| 60 | No Apples Just Oranges
(August 7) |
Siz practices Thermite, Operation Clean Sweep in Effect
Allen Owner of Sahara Industries vs Murder Kitty Allen: Gun, Thermite, Cards, Storage, Potential, Mansion Allen: Cribs, Future Tower, Pilot, Heli Tour, Kelly, Cars Nathan on Crack Chips: Brick Deal, Crack Collection, Chips Makes it Rain Chips: Weed Fairy Brenda, Brenda's Bush, Fleeca Heist Allen: New Car, Baseball Bat, Bulk Order, Car Pay, Deals Buck: Heist Details, Rusty the Pizza Guy's Brother Nino: Brick Doctor, Electronics, Burger Talk Buck: CrimeCon, Speedy, Dundee. Minecraft, Season 1 BBC Export Escort Ft. Eddie, Saab, Buck. Siz Pranks Kelly: Gladys War, Hotdogs, Family Problem, Chips Braab Drama: Oxy, Chips Bush, Coke, Siz's FU Prank Gifts Chips $20k, Saab Troubled Family, Troublemaker Siz Braab ERP, Brenda gets Siz's Gift Bank: Saab, Chips, Rusty. Ft. Ripley, Heil Hydra Bank Round 2. Ft.'StoneCold', Sole Survivor Siz Jail Group Ft. Saab, Chips, Cops, Brenda. Jason 100% Thermite BCSO Bored Aggressive Not a Detective Anymore Dias "Feed" RP Ft. Siz. There Goes Siz's Hero. Ft. Jr, Kraytor Gold Deal, Explosion. Kraytor Tries Thermite Speedy: Pablo, Pixerium, Cousin, Siz is Undercover, Red Skull Vagos Gun Business Deal Ft. Sneaky Siz, Weed Deal gone wrong Dee "injured" Siz "Witness" Speedy: Raja, Vagos Snitch Fee, Dundee Chicken Job, Coke Gone |
| 61 | Just How Many
(August 8) |
Siz learns Cops Have Darkweb. Vagos Stash House New Guns
Tuner Shop: Saab, Ellie, Curtis. Vagos New Gun, Gomer Saab about Brenda's Oxy. Gomer; at Least She's Still Alive Gun Show Ft. Baby Oil, Saab, Ellie, Curtis. Nathan: Pink Color, Hostage Help Business Pitch, Redemptions Nathan: Kelly Chain Gang, Rabies Rabbits, 10% Shares, Donation Outfits: -Kraytor, -Watchdogs +Bearmask, +OrangeMask Ft. Cop Windsong: Remembers, Weed. House Tour, Jesus Vagos Past Saab tells Ramee about Siz's Thermite. Ripley: Banks, Heil Hydra. Louis Cards and Electronics Trade. House Hunting Ft. Braab Boe: Years in Parole, Sad Gomer, Jason v Thermite. Cards Saab: Kayden's Gone. Boe Electronics, Not Raided, Snitches, Raja Dr. Isaac in Coma, Braab's Suspect, Dr. Isaac's Burgers Stolen. Vivi: Hostaged at the Multi 9's Heist, vs Ricky Vivi: Payne, Mother, Mask, Jacob, Evil Stevie, Daily Guns Vivi: Erin Shot Nipple, Killed Tarot Reader was Siz Hero Vivi: Erin Stash House, Home, Fixed Sunflower, Dee Anger Copper drives the Brawler Ft. Vivi. Bobby Impounded $$$ Heil Hydra Reckless Driver Siz Ft. Vivi, Copper, Bobby. Saab: Electronics Trade, Otto Hunt, Darkweb Plates Brenda: Isaac's Stabbing, ICU Suspect and Witness Braab talks to Cops about Walker, Ft. Copper, Bobby Siz eats. Braab: Chips Family and Notes. Bike Warrant |
| 62 | Early Bird(August 9th) 1 2 | Erin: New Gun Trade Prices, Sad Gnomer, Dr Isaac. Gnomes
Speedy: Throat Problems, New Guns, Gun Connect, El Gordo Erin: Eating, Nipple Shot, CIO, Snow is father figure, Eugene Grandab Drama Wedding Season 2 Starts StripClub Party, Sandwich Gift, Speedy Dance, Gladys Dance StripClub Party, Golden Shower, Erin Watches, Russian Techno StripClub Party, Speedy Shootout, OTT Song, Speedy Drive Off Siz Asks for More Electronics Around. Nopixel Trailer Watch. Cop Chase Brawler Jump EEEYYY Gomer: 100% Thermite too, No Driver, Bikers Ft. Mersion Buck: Hot Mic Trust Gomer. Hostage Bondage Brenda. Vault: Driver Buck, Maxy, 100% Thermite Jason. Hostage Brenda Cop Baas, Sam Baases, Nino Called, Siz 'Combat Log', Trunk Cop Hostage Brenda Left Alone. Vault Success. Weak Rewards Buck: Sonya gone and sad Gomer, Hidden Garage, EYYY Gomer Siz Warrant Chase and Run Ft. Buck, Baas. Jason Pickup Nino's meeting delayed. Stuck with brawlers in the mountains. Nino: Electronics, Gold. Coke Dealer, $80k Deal, Business hours Nino: Nathan's Support Proposal. Stay Way from Sidewalk Ft. Erin Heist: Gomer, Jason, Boe. Ft. Chips Hostage. UberHaxorNova Voice Erin: Brenda's Jail Time and Baas. Slim Wife, Orange Boat Ride: Ft. Harths, Erin, Vivi: Tuna, Store, VPNs. Orange Boat Ride: Mother, Erin Falls Off, Siz Carries Zelda Orange Boat Ride: Jacob, Erin Falls Off, Battleship Jumpoff Battleship, Jets, Helis. Captain RP. Jacob Pushed, Vivi Song Chang, Gomer, V to the Rescue. Zelda carries Siz. Family Jump Off Nino wants Norman Info, Siz takes Norman's Plates pictures Siz gives Zelda Dias' Flowers (: . Stay away from Norman Mountain v Brawler, Ft. Zelda's Music. Ft. Erin, Kraytor Echo Cave Demon Ft. Erin, Kraytor, Vivi, Zelda. Blood God Siz pisses on Erin Revenge. Everyone kills each other permas Everyone remembers the nightmare. Snitch Erin make Zelda sad. Big Drama, Easy Solution. Ft. Zelda, Erin. Erin Car v Brawler |
| 63 | Time Served | Brawler sent to the heck realm, Ft. Dias.
Back to loading Cocaine Business Ft. Dom Siz Pitches LS Lottos idea to Nino. Nathan Update Saab: Vault Jackpot is 400 Gold, Brenda, Trades. Tang Color Speedy Stash House Full Saab Sends It. Racist 'Pizza Flame' Ft. Vivi. Warrant Expired. Vivi: Jacob, New People, Dark Web Bovice. Mel's Dead Cop Photo w 'Chips'. Ft. 'Mozzarella', Jason, Vivi Siz changes Saab's Car color Ft. Ellie, Chickens, Brawler. Penguin Vault Heist: Saab, Jason, Ellie. Ft. Steve. Vigilante. Saab loses the gold, Ft. Tony, Ellie. Nino, Jason Threeway call. Nino Mission EZ Clap MiniDab Siz. Bank Time, Ft. Julio, Rasta, Gomer Tony Heists, Ft. Hostage Jason. Gomer Siz. Long Chase, Cop Tazered "Dab was good at overwatch" -Tony. Mia Khalifa's earnings, Brawler v Mt Chilliad Chicken Run Race Ft. Nino, Tony, Uchiha, Siri. Siz Dice Roll Siz Pitches LS Lottos idea to Jacob. Ft. Vivi. "Erin sent to Banhamas" Nathan: hunted by Greens, Hostage. Kraytor: Trade, Hunted. Tommy Gun Kraytor: with Tommy Gun v Locals, Wanting money for buggy. Siz sends a dump truck Ft. Chips, Garret, Chang. |
| 64 | Tang Life Roleplayer | Tony: Purple are Back, Siz wants LB Cars if they die.
Siz steals from Saab's Home in the past. "You Suck" -Siz's Note Siz borrows Copper from Vagos Stash House. Countdown Shootout: Gladys, Ramee, Mel. Card Trades Ft. Gio Beggar Ft. Dias, Gio. Clean Fleeca Ft. Boe, Tired Hostage Nino: Coffee talk. Boe: Russians Taxing, The Hostage, Brawlers Nino Deal: Payne, Jacob's Lotto, Russian Taxing Chicken Runs Siz "beats up" Nino in front of Payne. Fleeca Ft. Boe, Glorp Hostage, Cop Hopping, AJ. Suitcase Number Guess. Siz Surrenders. Nathan: Gun Trade. Bobby Brown: No Aloe, All Coco Butter vs Acne. 'Hood Fella' -Nathan Ft. Brown. Nathan: Oxy Trade, Guns. Vivi: Dee Hunt. Denzel: Train Problem, LB help, Baas, Dias Buddha: Post Cop Shootout, Chase. Denzel vs Cop Car. 5 Year Jail Hospital EMS mhm Ratings Bribe. Denzel: Prison Jump. Brick Prices, Concussion Siz, Weiner killer. Drunk Driving Denzel Ft. Bobby. Denzel: Jobs. LeanChase Ft. Buddha, Denzel, Bobby Brown. Baas, Dias Fleeca: Denzel, Bobby, Buddha. Boat Shootout Hospital: Ooo Hurting. Gomer Siz. Saab Sister Torah Saved Denzel. Denzel's New look Hairstyle. Buddha needs money. Parking Cop God. Broke Sleepy Buddha, New look Denzel, Money Squeezer Siz. Car Test Siz Buys Buddha's car, Tuner Chip to save Buddha from Debt. Siz sends car Ft. Buddha. EEEYYY Gomer Car Payment. Ft. Baby Oil Perkins Race Red Light Ft. Lucy. Fleeca Heists: Flippy, Bones. Dias, Bobby, Ziggy. Scuff Gomer. Price is Wrong Bank Robbery. Banana Peels. Siz rolls off hills. Flippy finds Injured Siz: Oxy runs pay, Stole Charles Tuner |
| 65 | Yes. I still play other games. | Siz tests Subaru on offroad. Diz was on a car crash with Saab
Diz lockpicked bed handcuffs and escaped. 'Brenda was hostaged' -Saab Chang Gang Big Race Ft. Saab, Diz. Saab Wins Ft. Siz. 1$ share. Diz met Zelda, Dis on Siz's new car. Zelda: Diz bad driver Mirror Park Neighborhood Watch Ft. Denzel, Robber 'Queen of Forum Drive', 'Mayor of Mirror Park' Torture vs Robber Uno Ft. Saab, Tony, Thalia Uno Rd2 Ft. Denzel, Irwin Dundee |
| 66 | HOA Enforcer Tang Rep | Benny's Shootout Ft. Tony, Dee. Dee in Grandma's Home.
Vivi tortures Dee for licking Jacob, cuts tongue, Hatchet Kill. Baby Oil Injured by Ramee Break Check. Big Race: Gomer, Chips, Baby Oil, Chang Gang, Gladys etc. Buddha's Car was Scuffed - Eddie. Big Race Rd2. Ft. Erin. "This is really good offroad" - Siz before ejected Ft. Erin "Racist Erin" Ft. Bobby Brown. Allen: Many Meetings, Scuffed Car, Car Payment, Vault Heist Cut. Saab: Scuffed Buddha Car, Races, Uno, Car Shop: Allen, Richard, American Pin, Ashley, Murders. Richard: Orange Gang, South Side, Crimefree, SBSO Plant Drugs. Allen Heli Tour Poof: Richard, Nino, Judge, Reinhart Lambo: Dab's Lambo, Greatest criminal Dab Past. "Dab would have done 911" -Siz to Richard borrowing Dab's Lambo Parking Cop God Chase. Buck: CrimCon, New Gang Saab: Chips Locked Up 9s, Cop Stab, Ft. Saab, Allen, Erin Siz's Shower Poop Question Ft. Allen, Richard, Hostage, Saab, Gomer. Gomer, Saab Vault vs Allen Heli Decision. Siz Late to a Vault Heist. Vault : Ft. Gomer, Saab, Cop Dias. Shittalk, Sex Step PornTalk. Allen: HOA talk, Hank, Siz Sends It in Dab's Lambo. Erin: Pinto Hunt, STDs Brenda UTI. Gomer: Erin, Flowers, Sonya, Dundee Erin Talking Phone Sex, Dick Tattoo, Glorp: Ft. Boe, Gomer. Zelda Fleeca: Gomer, Boe, Alistair. Rd.2. Foot Chase vs Soze Shower Shit Question: Ft. Dias, Soze, Williams. EYYY PIGEEHH -Siz Radio |
| 67 | Taste The Tang | Speedy: Flippy. Subaru, Coke Connect. Stash House
Speedy: Baby Oil Repo'd Car, HoA, Coke Deal, Nature Speedy; Coke Vagos Purpose, Curtis Tests Car Siz Camos in Speedy's Car Ft. Mcree. Payne Car Crash Vagos v LB Shootout: Flippy, Speedy, Ellie, Buddha New Tuner Shop 1st Customer. RoofJump ft Nathan Car Boe Firetruck vs Siz. Nathan's Plan Removed. New Shop: Chawa, Boe, Curtis TOS. Gradab, Speedy Rooftop party: Ft. OTT. Everyone Falls Off. Erin: Biker wars, New Tuner, Competitive Deals, Eddie Coke Deal. Rusty Special Bank Idea. Denzel cuts woman's parts off. Ft. 'Curlie', "Ricky" Apples - Ricky Leanbois Backstory. Dias $5k reward Nathan finding 'Community Service'. Cop Jordan Chase Erin: Jeremy's Journal reveal things, Vagos v QF Erin: Needs Weapon Deals and Drug Deals. $10k loan Charles' Long Overdue Bank Cut. Ft. Broke Chang Gang Shower Question Ft. Chang Gang. Mirror Park is HOA. Ft. Payne, Gomer, Denzel. Gomer 3:16 Stunner. Siz Cop Hitter Records. Siz Prius vs 3 Cops Chase. Ft. Zigggy, Dias, Williams Siz Scuffed unmasked face. Ft. Williams. New Prison Cafeteria. -Ice Cream, +Slushie. Ft. Dias Fleeca Heist: Flippy. Ft. Soze, Gomer. Glorp Subaru vs Gas Fire Ft. Ziggy. Sasquatch Punch vs Dias. Raja: Gun Connect. 26+ hour sleepy Boe. Nathan Gun Deal Ft. Gnome Siz. Kraytor Helping newbies. Kraytor Knows Cars for Chopping for Thermite. Kraytor Thermite Practice terrorism. Cards, Gold, Money Kraytor Hot Mic, Shower Question. |
| 68 | Mirror Park HOA Gang | HOA Outfit. Decorated Stash House in Vivi's name.
Mirror Park Homes Entering. LB Prison Pickup: Gang Wars, Ft. Denzel, Ellie Crimelord v Warlord Punch Out. Chips to the rescue: Erin, Gummy Worms. Siz "Robbed" in a hospital. Ft. Saab, Choi New "Ricky". Ft. Denzel, Saab. HOA Tax Ft. Rusty Nathan: PD Gun Update. Saab's BBC Pitch to Nino Denzel vs Siz on Chips Bricks Guy, Nino: Siz Deals, HOA. Allen ICU, Raja Deal, Manchester Pirate HOA, Car Shop Brenda. Car Accident Saab "Best Driver" Ft. Ricky. Saab, Ricky Fleeca Heist Ft. Greg, Dias, Soze Fleeca Round 2 Ft. Head Explosions, Siz Escape Driver Erin Car Crash, Racist Erin to Bobby Brown, HOA on action Ft. Erin. Tarot Readers. Kraytor wants help HOA on action Ft. Bank Robber. Kraytor Joins HOA. HOA x Kraytor's Family. HOA Cop Chase. Soze vs Siz Chase Mirror Park Citizens meet HOA. HOA $10 Tax. HOA meets Raja Drunk Erin on Mirror Park. Drunk Man on Mirror Park and Vagos Siz and How to get Vagos Trust Ft. Mario, Hilda, Bear Tow Trucker wants lawsuit against 10$ HOA Tax. Tires Shot Baby Oil: Big Money, Tuner Shop. Siz Swaps Subaru for New Car Ft. Baby Oil |
| 69 | HOA Takeover RP | Coke Connect Dom, Jamal, Darius Coke Dealers: Peanut Butter, Sally, Song |
| 70 | HOA on duty. Justice Served. | HOA vs people getting the times
Race with Speedy round 1: lost Race with Speedy round 2: switched cars, both crash, still lost Curtis wants to buy guns from Siz for better prices Speedy coke deal: 4 bricks, Speedy doesn't like HOA outfit |
| 71 | HOA of Mirror Park Full Force | Vault: Gomer, Daryl, Ft. Vivi Hostage, Meow, Pizza
Driver Scuff Change, Shootout. Houdini Siz Cop RP Sur Lee Criminal RP vs Cop Siz RP. Siz Breaks into Prison Ft. Zelda. Denzel: Killed Apples, Ricky's Back. Hostage Vivi knows it's Siz. Annabelle is not Eddie. Annabelle: Speedy Past, Brawler Paid Up. New Pantos. Mirror Park Davy. Scuffed 3 Panto Fleeca, Cop Richard Leanbois: Convience Stores, Wrestling, Save Tony Attempt Accidental Quack. Leanbois Olivia Hostage. LB: Oxy Run Robbery, Pancakes. Delivery Shootout. Robbery Jacob, Zelda: Gold, HOA. Tony Doesn't want Copyright Music. Zelda gives Siz Denzel's Pancakes. Triple Panto Scuff Heists Big Vault. Tony, Denzel Sleepy Scuffy Heists. Russian Shot. Russian Revenge on Denzel. |
| 72 | HOA Tang Gang | New Sheriff HOA Outfit. HOA in Action Ft. DD, Tow Trucker. Ballas DD vs HOA |
| 73 | Gang RP | Daryl: JailBreak, David Sentenced to Death, Gnome Up
Daryl: Cops, Judge too powerful, Leonard Death, War Bikers: Vivi, Erin, Tessa. Bruce. Tax. 100$ Nino: HOA, Nathan's Pitch, Vivi, Storage, Payment Nino: Speedy Connect. Saab Bodyguard Camilla. Erin HOA. Big Eddie Race: Saab, Erin, Nino, CJ, Gomer, Chips Siz, Sun Moon Partner Race. Nitros. Shortcut. Huge Send Sun Moon Ejected. Chips Competition Dealer. Siz, Chips Partner Race. CPR Siz. Chips's Brick Mountain 2nd Place Finish. Kraytor: HOA, Erin explosion, Chips. HOA: Lake Impound, Kraytor's Bifta Payment, Riggs Erin: Greggy. HOA on Action Ft. Hippie Dom, Denzel. HOA: Car "Imponding", Kraytor Launched. Happy Tax. HOA Full Squad: Kraytor, Denzel, Erin Car Blower. Cowboy HOAs. Denzel. Bobby's past partner, News Nerd Weazel News: New Photo. HOA vs HIV Erin, Jason. Cops Lawyer Chris: Denzel favor, Hippy wants to sue. HOA Punishment vs Dom, Siz falls, Happy helps HOA. HOA Victim Survives Train. HOA: Chang Gang. HIV Erin vs Car Ft. Happy. Motor Impond. HOA: Lauren. HOA vs Taxi Driver Ft. Happy. Taxi Impond HOA: Prank Calls. HOA Erin, Shot Jason Walker Front of Cop HOA: Kraytor shot up. HOA vs Taxi Man. H Omegalul A Revenge. Recorded HOA Justice. Imponded Lake gets Full. |
| 74 | HOA Patrol (August 29) |
Stolen Car Loot, Fleeca: Julio, Chips, Mary's Prayer, Siz Getaway Driver Combat Log, Scuff Escape, 50 Gold. |
| 75 | HOA Man to the Rescue
(August 31) |
HOA has an Intro. Tony sends /me Dick Pick, Saab HOA
Saab Broke up with Brenda. Denzel Shot Cops. 2x Fleeca: Tony, Tori, Saab. Incel Saab Wants Dates Saab now has more money than Siz. Saab Siz ERP Tony shot cops Warrant Backstory. Gas Station: Shaggy, Leanbois, Chips. Leanbois talk to their Lawyer about cop murder attempt Windsong Hiding from Leanbois. Cops Chase vs Brawler Hills vs Copper, Angel Ripley: Brawler Joyrider Warrant. Chips and Apples Store Denzel: Siz on his Will. Emily Stash House. Tony: Reinhart Remembers Tony. Denzel robs Unconcious Guy. Slim x Leanbois, Shaggy Shot. Leanbois Setting Windsong "Store Robber" Luigi Ft. Ricky, Denzel, Slim. Ricky wants Weed Queen Windsong Taxed. Tony: New Song. Leanbois Denzel, Ricky vs Happy, Windsong Ft. Unknown. Hospital Dog. Ripley Warrant Surrender. Luigi robs Denzel Denzel Escapes Capture. Tony: Ricky Tortured Kraytor: Happy Fired, Eddie Mirror Park. HOA 1000$ Taxer Leanbois Cop Shootout. Flippy: Happy, Windsong Fight, Luigi Leanbois Tony, Saab, Denzel: Ricky Tortured by Andrews DarkWeb Gnome Up Plan to Torture Andrews. Kraytor: Luigi Denzel TunerShop Backstory. Flippy stalks Luigi HOA vs Luigi Chase. Flippy Save. Tbag: Parking Lot Bomber. Arturo: Luigi Info. HOA: Denzel, Kraytor, Tbag. Ft. Chips Kraytor Distracts Cops. Courthouse Shootout vs Luigi. Leanbois vs Luigi Gun Loot. Imponded. Tweet Wars. HOA: Dom Blown Up by 'Father of the Fire'. Chips Brick Deal. Flippy: Stakeout, Snitch Abdul Gone HOA: Horror Movie Filmer vs Kraytor. New Thermite Guy Johnny. Chips new allowance from Step mom. Chips Brick Deal 2. HOA: Azteca Violet Brick Plan Papi. Speedy: vs Aztecas, Snitch Abdul in Cop Protection. Kraytor: Lawyer Summer Rep HOA vs Lauren Lawsuit. Speedy: Pix Tax, Uniform Approve, 3 Key Limit, Raids, Flippy Tax Speedy: Race for Pix, NOS, Siz Drives over self. Coke Dealers: HOA Siz, Coke Business Booming, Speedy: Gun, Brick Deal x Coke Dealers. |
| 76 | 🚨HOA Activated🚨
(September 2nd) |
3 way call Jacob, Zelda, Siz
Siz+ Zelda share plastic Ikea milkshakes Payne tests the HOA Jacob 200 gold bars Flippy kills Abdul for snitching |
| 77 | 🚨Mirror Park is Safe🚨
(September 4th) |
The Pepega crew rob stores get VDM'd
Denzel asks Siz again about potentially becoming an LBA Siz vs Perkins Musical RV Mother calls Siz but is cucked by caller ID Siz shot for robbing stores with a taser |
| 78 | 🚨H OMEGALUL A🚨
(September 5th) |
Denzel+Kraytor info dump Luigi/ New HOA cadet Ryan Kindle
Vivi kidnapped by Tsury Nikolai Pogoski caught robbing MP, gets let go by Lauren Forcer Senior Lieutentant Matt Joe Valiantly apprehends Pogoski after police let him go #godblesstheHOA Taunting Lauren Forcer/ McCree handjob metaphors Solomon Seerson caught killing+eating dogs in Mirror Park gets thrown off the DAM #GodblesstheHOA Kelly's friend is rescued from Scarlett Winters sex dungeon by Matt Joe Copper + Snow |
| 79 | 🚨GodBlessHOA🚨
(September 7th) |
Testing Jetskis in Mirror Park lake, Siz + Krayor burn. |
| 80 | 🚨HOA Protect & Serve🚨
(September 8th) |
Dom places $200,000 bounty on Violet Noreguarde, asks Siz to relay the message to as many groups/gangs possible
Vault robbery: Siz, Denzel, Jason, Mike. Other Violet hostage sings Tow truck driver malds as he struggles to retrieve his truck from the lady of the lake Maverick Shaw asks if Siz remembers him |
| 81 | 🚨HOA is Good🚨
(September 9th) |
The TMNT ambush and wipe the PD
HOA: Siz, Stanley, and Kray-tor stop the Vagos from robbing the Mirror Park convenience store |
| 82 | 🚨Chief HOA Overseer🚨
(September 10th) |
Siz and Vivi participate in a moped race through the cemetery
Fred gets taken hostage during phone call HOA Animal control Fred Bodini is recruited |
| 83 | 🚨HOA Lifestyle Stream🚨
(September 12th) |
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| 84 | BL3 Fl4K Creator Code: Nova/Court RP
(September 13th) |
Erin sets herself ablaze on Siz's yard
Siz Fulker and Matt Joe vs Lauren Forcer court case Post court talk with Copper Siz, Kraytor, Denzel discuss future of HOA |
| 85 | Monday Day
(September 16th) |
Cadet Ryan Kindle decapitates Herbert get promoted to Chief Terrorist/Counter-Terrorist
HOA kidnap Lauren Forcer get squashed by PD then saved by Denzel HOA tours mansion for Vinewood expansion |
| 86 | HOA = Crimefree Citizens
(September 17th) |
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| 87 | HOE-UH PATROL
(September 18th) |
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| 88 | Bless HOA Bless
(September 19th) |
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| 89 | HOA Works
(September 20th) |
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| 90 | LookLookLookLook
(September 21st) |
Siz wins the first episode of Fucked or Cucked. (:
Siz kills Man/Woman in "self-defense" |
| 91 | Hey
(September 24th) |
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| 92 | Roleplay HOA Guy
(September 25th) |
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| 93 | Siz is Back
(September 30th) |
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| 94 | Not a Master Roleplayer
(October 1st) |
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| 95 | What IS the HOA??
(October 4th) |
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| 96 | Siz and the VIP Mission
(October 5th) |
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| 97 | Siz was Sick.
(October 7th) |
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| 98 | Just pay the HOA $10
(October 8th) |
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| 99 | Living the HOA dream.
(October 10th) |
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| 100 | Resident HOA/Repo man
(October 11th) |
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| 101 | New Emotes for You
(October 13th) |
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| 102 | Pls Stop Robbing Houses
(October 15th) |
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| 103 | House Protection Services
(October 16th) |
Frederick Bodini murders Dee Mented, Queen of Forum Drive stabs Ivan Tickles
Siz moves everything from Vivi's house to Zelda's changes stash house |
| 104 | When you see it
(October 17th) |
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| 105 | House Robberies Must End.
(October 18th) |
Mason Beaks |
| 106 | Siz Man
(October 19th) |
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| 107 | Late Stream. Hello
(October 20th) |
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| 108 | HOA vs The World
(October 22nd) |
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| 109 | Explosive HOA Patrols
(October 24th) |
Siz Special on Doug Cananda |
| 110 | Outer Worlds Mostly Bad Karma
(October 25th) |
Siz's house in Mirror Park + HOA HQ get raided. |
| 111 | Bonus Super Sunday Stream
(October 27th) |
Siz released from prison after the raid
Ducked by Jerry x2 Out of jail #GodblesstheHOA #fuckthepolice Flippy, Raven, Julio, Jerry party at HOA HQ Julio may get raided for Matilda Video Siz to Jerry explains HOA raid, Dee Mented murder, serial jizzer, discuss a potential lawsuit Call from a private number. Snake in max security? Ivan Tickles' surprisingly clean record Recycling center blues Katherine Kaspar offers spiritual readings Siz gets taken hostage by "Juan Carlos Hernandez" Watermelon shitlording Taken hostage again by "Juan Carlos Hernandez" and NotSteve for a Fleeca Siz hit rock bottom, Guilt trips Lance Coke deals: 2 bricks to Aztekas, 1 brick to Flippy |
| 112 | HOA Sidelines w/Siz
(October 29th) |
Siz is "ran over" by Bobby Smith and sent into ICU. |
| 113 | Siz leaves ICU
(November 2nd) |
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| 114 | Project Sizterland + HOA
(November 4th) 1 |
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| 115 | Meta Unlocked
(November 7th) |
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| 116 | Vault?
(November 8th) |
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| 117 | Eyes Always Open
(November 9th) |
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| 118 | 8 New Emotes POG
(November 10th) VOD not available |
Siz executes Tsury infront of the police |
| 119 | Rare Sunday Stream
(November 11th) |
$30,000 feet pics |
| 120 | Vulture Committee Member
(November 12th) |
Siz force permas Saab |
| 121 | Vinewood on Fire
(November 12th) |
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| 122 | #ProtectTheHut
(November 13th) VOD not available |
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| 123 | New Siz. Scuffed Siz
(November 18th) |
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| 124 | Sizzy Wizzy
(November 19th) |
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| 125 | Vulture Hunts Vulture
(November 20th) |
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| 126 | HOA Brawler Hunts
(November 21st) |
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| 127 | Head Popping Siz
(November 22nd) |
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| 128 | Snitch Gang Member Siz
(November 23rd) |
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| 129 | When you're EARLY. It's Early
(November 25th) |
Misfits attempt to use Siz as hostage gets saved by local VDM
Siz, Curtis, Flippy, Kindle retaliate against Misfits. OTT waves white flag Anto betrayal. Executed atop Chiliad :'( Siz, Kindle, Fippy, Emily - Chips' new body, Try to collect and sell "Kindle Eggs" |
| 130 | Early Siz
(November 26th) VOD not available |
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| 131 | Streaming Early w/Siz on this Day
(November 27th) |
Siz enters into Coop Holidays expungement program |
| 132 | Clean Up Crew New Gang
(November 30th) VOD not available |
Huck tells Siz the news.
Dimitri and the mushroom (1 2 3 4 5) Siz and Denzel prison (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9) 1st day of expungement program: Ride along with Copper, Snow, and Raven Siz smuggles phone and radio to Denzel in prison |
| 133 | Siz cleans his record
(December 3rd) |
2nd day of expungement program: Volunteer work at the hospital |
| 134 | Siz & DoC Training Later
(December 4th) |
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| 135 | DoC Wes Runs the Yard
(December 5th) |
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| 136 | CivSiz
(December 9th) |
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| 137 | CivSiz the Remake
(December 10th) |
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| 138 | The Final Expungement?
(December 11th) |
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| 139 | Video Game Awards
(December 13th) |
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| 140 | Siz Terroristic Prep
(December 14th) |
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| 141 | Siz Terror
(December 16th) 1 |
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| 142 | Siz Special
(December 18th) |
Fred, Daryl, Mete, and Vivi chase Jacob, Siz calls them off.
Siz, Daryl, and Julio RnD mobile IED's... goes as expected Siz and Wednesday Mushkin reunite after 5 months Siz hires Wednesday+Mary Mushkin to stab Lance Malton for the Crimson Boomers Perkins vs Siz trial by combat on the roof of Pillbox |
| 143 | Explosive RP
(December 19th) |
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| 144 | Siz Prison Time = 9999
(December 20th) |
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| 145 | Jail Time Hard Time
(December 22nd) VOD not available |
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| 146 | Out on Bail RP
(December 23rd) |
Siz is released on bail
Siz suggests to Dom, Zelda as a replacement coke connect if he is sentenced to life in prison. |
| 147 | WE BACK
(December 27th) |
Siz and Julio are viciously attacked by Theodore "Teddy" Martin, whilst attempting to stop him from jumping from the roof of Legion Square bank. Causing Siz to be put into a Medically induced coma indefinitely... Powered by iSpeech. |
Properties
| Address | Status | Owned by |
|---|---|---|
| 21 West Mirror Park Drive | Owned Property | Siz Fulker |
| 1 Amarillo Vista | Removed Keys | Victoria "Vivi" Veine |
| 1 Carson Avenue Apt #4 | Has Access/Has Keys | Griselda "Zelda" Harth |
| 2 Carson Avenue Apt #2 | Has Access/Has Keys | Griselda "Zelda" Harth |
| 20 Grove Street | Removed Keys | Al Saab |
| 10 Jamestown Street | Removed Keys | Speedy/Vagos |
| 16 Jamestown Street | Removed Keys | Speedy/Vagos |
| 1 Procopio Drive | Removed Keys | Evita "Mother" Nimm |
| 25 North Sheldon Avenue | Has Access/Has Keys | Matthew Payne |
| 17 Roy Lowenstein Blvd. | Owned Property | Siz Fulker |
| Dab-n-Go | Owned Store | Siz Fulker |
Vehicles
| Owned Vehicles |
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| 2004 Subaru Impreza WRX STI Sedan |
| Subaru Impreza WRX STI Hatchback |
| Custom HOA Coil Brawler |
| Lamborghini Aventador Roadster |
| Mazda RX-7 w/ Rockey Bunny Aero Kit |
| 2x Principe Faggio |
| 3x Benefactor Panto |
| MTL Flatbed |
| Vapid Taxi Cab |
| Übermacht Zion |
| BMX Bicycle |
| Brute Taco Van |
Dice Rolls
| ''1/2 - Good karma, 2/2 - Bad karma'' | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Windsong | 1/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/charlieblossom | |
| Boe Jangles at Pillbox | 2/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/blue622 | |
| Picking Mother over Dab | 1/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/kiwo | |
| A local outside meat factory | 2/2 | ||
| Ryan Kindle | 1/2 | ||
| Charles Johnson | 1/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/summit1g | |
| Melbert Rickenbacker(x2) | 2/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/spaceboy | |
| Tony Corleone inside Benny's | 2/2 | ||
| Local DJ | 2/2 | ||
| Some deer by a river | 2/2 | ||
| Ravi the scammer | 2/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/80bsaget | |
| Maximillion's car | 2/2 | ||
| Alabaster Slim (Pimp) | 1/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/kyle | |
| Jayne Smyth | 2/2 | ||
| ‘Inponding’ a vehicle | 1/2 | ||
Sources of Income
- Siz often robbed houses at night where he usually found lots of cash and various items/weapons. However, Siz no longer robs houses due to: the increased amount of hostile gang activity on Grove Street, the fact that mansions did not pay out decently for the amount of time it took to burgle one, and overall boredom with the act of burglary in itself.
- Chopping cars used to be done at least once per tsunami since it gave out decent amounts of Pixerium and crafting materials for the priority chops. However, nowadays Siz has moved on to better sources of income and simply buys any materials he needs.
- Usually, Siz would rob a Fleeca bank at least once a day with various accomplices (or even by himself if he's feeling particularly adventurous.) This used to be one of his primary sources of income and a favorite activity of his, however since the formation of the HOA Siz has abstained from Fleeca bank robberies (finding more fun in his HOA duties.)
- Siz took up convenience store robberies as a secondary source of income during the hours when Fleeca banks are closed. Siz could make upwards of $20,000 in robbery stints he called "robathons" where he would continuously rob stores until he was either caught or the Fleeca banks opened up. However, Siz no longer partakes in these "robathons" as the convenience stores have upgraded their cash register locks, making the process of robbing a store take too long to be viable.
- Siz grew his own weed in his single-story home and sold them himself. The operation started with five male and 10 female seeds. However, while this was his primary source of income in the past, the implementation of a hard cap on the amount of weed that can be sold during any one day has made this avenue of income significantly less viable (as UberHaxorNova would have to login and make it to the sell location(s) right after each tsunami before anyone else did [as the sell limit per street is only 50 quarter ounces per tsunami, a limit that is quickly reached within minutes].)
- Now and again Siz conducted Oxy and pawnshop runs as passive sources of income while he drove around Los Santos. However, nowadays Siz has stopped both due to: both being overall low revenue sources and boredom with the repetitiveness of the tasks involved with each (as they are both simple delivery jobs.)
- Siz briefly entered the world of weapons dealing and had accumulated a large stockpile of various weapons which he used to distribute in batch orders. However, nowadays he mainly stockpiles weapons for personal use.
- Siz sells bricks of cocaine to the other citizens of Los Santos for between $14,000-$16,000 each. At first, Siz obtained bricks by purchasing several of them for $150,000. Although, eventually Siz got into contact with Dominique Woods, a cocaine distributor who now regularly supplies Siz with bricks of cocaine weekly. This is one of his primary forms of income.
- Siz used to occasionally sell baggies of crack he obtained from The Wizard to locals on the south side for a decent profit. However, the Wizard no longer sells crack so Siz has reverted to keeping the crack he has for use as an aid in evading the police (as breaking down the cocaine bricks he receives into crack is less profitable and more time consuming than if he were to just sell them as is.)
- Siz has gotten into business with Nino Chavez, who gives him various "quests" for him to complete for large cash rewards.
- Siz collects a $10 tax from residents of Mirror Park and Vinewood for his HOA (Home Owners Association) duties. He also tends to confiscate items and seize cash (steal items and cash) from people found burglarizing households in Mirror Park and Vinewood.
- Siz would occasionally do heists for the City-Bank Vault, but only if he has a team with a person who can skillfully use thermite.
Trivia
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Quotes
- “Hi, this is Siz.”
- "hi"
- “:)”
- “ok”
- “Boom, bitch”
- “Oh, jeez...”
- “I own 10% of...”
- "I was beaten within an inch of my life!"
- "hehe"
- "I fell off the top of a parking structure."
- "It's just a scar."
- *Clears throat*
- *Blows raspberry*
- "I need MY Kevin!"
- "uuhhh"
- "Yepyepyep"
- "Oh wow"
- "Pshhh"
- "ERIN!"
- "What's up"
- "EEEEEYYYYYYY HEEEYYYYYYYY"
- "Yessir"
- "Flash me"
- "Where's my money?"
- "It's just my demeanor."
- "Hail Hydra"
- "This is the HOA!"
- "HOA, bitch!"
- "Eyyyyy Mamacita! Get in the fucking car!"
- *Burps*
- "LookLookLook..."
- "Don't cum in my cup holder"
- "I'm down for whatever."
- "It's really up to you, you can do whatever you want."
- "That's what I was told."
- "Who dat"
Siz Moments
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