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Revision as of 20:56, 28 May 2020
Siz Fulker is a character role-played by UberHaxorNova.
Siz Fulker is a crime-lord, domestic terrorist, weapons dealer, narcotics trafficker, racketeer, and security officer who is associated with multiple gangs and organizations in Los Santos. He is the founder and leader of the 🍊 Tang Gang 🍊 and the HOA (Homeowners Association/Hogs of Anarchy.) He is also the owner of the Mirror Park Tavern.
Siz is a very irrational, impulsive, and yet passive man. However, when first settling into the city he was consistently ridiculed for his prominent facial scar, causing him to also become: timid, helpless, dependent, and insecure.
Until, after meeting a wide range of people such as Mother and Yung Dab as well as experiencing multiple scenarios throughout his time in the city, Siz has gradually grown to become an assertive, comfortable, and independent person in his own right.
Personality
On the surface, Siz is shown to be rather dim-witted when interacting with other people. However, he is a relatively fast learner and can soak in a lot of information that people give him, often using this to his advantage later.
Because of this, Siz is usually quite apathetic to strangers and often only helps someone to get something in return. Although, Siz cares deeply for his close friends and is quite willing to do what he can to help them (even if it doesn't directly benefit him in any way.)
Siz has a history of being very chaotic as he often makes decisions on a whim, not showing concern about his criminal record. Siz actively seeks out trouble with cops should a favorable opportunity arise and has no interest in reforming to become a "better citizen".
Siz also tends to exaggerate experiences such as saying, "I was beaten within an inch of my life" as well as giving very child-like or generally poor explanations of experiences (sometimes intentionally just to see how people react.) Despite being somewhat reserved, Siz does a very good job of disguising himself when he goes into hiding, often taking up a brand new persona.
Early during his time in the city, he had a weak-willed, easy-going, and impressionable demeanor (due to the constant amount of abuse for his face during his first weeks in the city) which caused Siz to be easily influenced (often following the requests of anyone who asked.) However, this blind obedience had the unexpected result of him becoming close with many different influential organizations and individuals in Los Santos such as Mother and Yung Dab. Siz's personality had also evolved from his interactions with these entities, with him picking up their (mostly bad) traits and characteristics. Because of Siz's experiences he has a strong sense of self and can now even be seen leading others in his own endeavors (eg. The HOA or Fleeca Bank heists.)
After Dab's lockup and Mother's disappearance, Siz found himself leading what remained of The Family in addition to founding and growing his own group, the HOA. This, in turn, led him to be more responsible for the sake of protecting his peers and maintaining his connections. And so, while this newfound responsibility hasn't deterred Siz from partaking in criminal activity, it has forced him to act less brashly when it comes to crime (as he now has a meaningful motivation to escape, whereas before getting caught was more or less of a minor personal inconvenience.)
Of all the people he has met, Yung Dab has imprinted on Siz the most. Siz actively tries to carry on his legacy as a terrorist and criminal, with the majority of Siz's decisions and motivations stemming from Dab's influence on Siz.
General Description
Siz has a large scar covering the right side of his face and used to be very uncomfortable when others looked at it since it tended to be a point of ridicule/shocking. However, after months of exposure most of the residents of Los Santos no longer actively ridicule Siz's face (and when Siz does encounter a harsh newcomer, he now easily brushes off their comments as he's both: repeatedly heard practically every possible insult pertaining to his face and largely grown in self-confidence due to his supportive friends and own grand accomplishments). The scar was originally a birthmark that was healed through a rejuvenation suit, however, it reappeared after an incident where Siz jumped off of a parking structure and the right side of his head impacted the pavement. Siz's treatment regarding his face caused him to be initially timid and unstable, an example of this instability was Siz's prominent use of random chance to resolve heavy decisions. Early on this used to be done through a coin flip, however, Siz switched to using a D2 die.
After being kidnapped by some goons that threw him out of The Vanilla Unicorn in Canada, Siz lost a toe and suffered third-degree burns across his entire body, having to then undergo recovery in a rejuvenation suit which also restored his face back to normal condition. However, after a fight between Steven "Stevie" Mathis and Windsong, he jumped off the top of the parking structure they were all on to keep from having to make a hard choice, thus regaining his scar.
Ever since that incident, his "evil" half has begun to overtake his "good" half. He now rarely debates himself on what actions he should take, making far less use of his iconic die roll, causing him to become involved in many more criminal acts than before.
Historically, he was mainly affiliated with: Evita "Mother" Nimm as one of her "children", one of Mother's other "children" Steven "Stevie" Mathis, and his ex-girlfriend Georgina "Windsong" Williams. However, nowadays Siz is much more independent and connected as he is associated with: Arush Patel "Speedy" Santana as second in command of the Vagos gang, Al Saab as his close friend and ally of the Leanbois, architect of Dark Web Jacob L. Harth as one of his longtime/trusted associates, the currently incarcerated terrorist and rapper Maximilian "Yung Dab" Thoroughbred (whom Siz refers to as "Step Dab") as a Gnome and his surrogate step-son, and is covertly associated with the serial killer Bovice Wilkinson as his trusted assistant and harborer. Other associates of Siz are Griselda "Zelda" Harth, Buck and Gomer Colton, his surrogate step-sisters (Mother's "children") Victoria "Vivi" Veine and Erin Cox, Matt Joe, Denzel Williams, Nino Chavez, Tony Corleone, Allen Widemann and his lawyer and "best friend" Kevin Shaw. With Yung Dab, Buck Colton, Al Saab, Denzel, Tony Corleone, Speedy, Matt Joe, Jacob L. Harth, and his girlfriend, Griselda Harth, being among those he counts as close friends.
Background Information
Not much is currently known about his background other than he was raised in a homeless shelter, has a sister named Martha, has a twin brother named Kermy, has two foster brothers named Diz and Fiz, has another supposed sister in Liz (however he doubts her relation to him), and never knew his parents or even his true age, although he seems to be aware that he knows that his birth dad is in prison and that his birth mother is in an institution, he also called his mother a “stingy bitch,” to Fiz. He spent three years in Liberty City at some point in his past and used to live in a box under an underpass for a while after moving to the city.
Bogg Kidnapping
Once arriving at Los Santos International Airport, Siz asked Bogg Dann‘s taxi service to drive him "home." Without a home, Bogg knew just where to take him, and Siz willingly got into Bogg's trunk upon request. Later, while stopped at a light Bogg and Officer "Brittany" Angel conversed, with Siz in the trunk and having his screams of help ignored. Siz was then offered to Otto Delmar after he asked Bogg for body armor, claiming Siz's name was Armor.
Next, Siz was offered to Mr. Wang Chang and was introduced to him as James, since chat meta-gamed revealing his real name. Bogg then proceeded to take Siz to the Pink Cage Motel and explained the room and other town tutorial-like aspects, both legal and not.
Meeting Mother and The Family
Siz met Mother on a tour of Facebook with Stevie. At the time, Stevie worked at Facebook and was conducting the tour for Mother and Siz.
Arcs
Trip to Canada |
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First trip After having established himself, Siz was trying to take the train into the city when he realized that he had arrived too late and found the train to Los Santos full. Siz then decided to use this as an opportunity to take a much needed vacation and exchanged his Los Santos ticket for a ticket to Canada (At the time there were two servers, the usual streaming server [Server One] was full so UberHaxorNova decided to join Server Two [a server populated with more of the public rather than other content creators], with the other streamers tending to treat Server Two as an easy to enter grind server to advance their character's wealth for Server One [where they normally engaged in RP], these individuals [known as Canadians] generally were more hostile/dismissive and tended to "play the game" rather than engage in RP), disembarking the train before actually arriving at a specific Canadian city. Here he began to explore and meet new people and it is during this trip that Siz met his self-proclaimed best-friend, Kevin Shaw, attorney at law. 10% ownership Here is also where Siz purchased his legendary 10% of the Vanilla Unicorn strip club after meeting an unexpectedly locked door (in Los Santos the bar was owned exclusively by locals who did not charge for entry.) Originally the fee for the club was just for a one-week membership, however, a large brawl with locals broke out inside soon after Siz had entered (injuring Siz in the process.) As compensation, the owner offered Siz 10% ownership of the club and a fee discount for the remainder of the one-week membership. Taking advantage of this, Siz extensively used the strip club as a bank/safehouse of sorts (using the ATMs in the front to withdraw money and the lockable doors and secluded backrooms to access the dark web in privacy.) Despite the one week duration having long expired, for several weeks afterward Siz had continued to insist that he still did, in fact, still own 10% of the Unicorn strip club (a belief that came true on 2/27/2020 after the owner at the time, Alabaster Slim, gave Siz a partnership at the VU.) Kidnapping and rejuvenation suit Siz had entered the Canadian branch of the Vanilla Unicorn strip club to simply retrieve some money and inspect the property (as at the time his membership and partial ownership was still valid), however, another group of Canadians had occupied the property and were conducting a fortune-telling session as Siz entered. That group's security immediately told Siz to leave despite his membership and partial ownership to the club. When Siz wouldn't remove himself and then insulted one of the women in the group he was forcibly removed by their security and then got punched by the woman he insulted. In retaliation, Siz later stabbed her in the back when she didn't expect it, after which an altercation occurred where Siz was tased, cuffed, beat up, tased again while cuffed, downed, and then finally revived and arrested after an officer associated with the assaulting group pulled up to the scene in the parking lot of the Vanilla Unicorn. Here in police custody is where Siz was introduced to his attorney, Kevin Shaw. After successfully avoiding any jail time due to Shaw's skills the angered Canadians initiated a search for him to enact vigilante justice, but Siz managed to evade them after an intense pursuit. In a panic, he contacted his new best friend, Kevin Shaw, so he could get help in evading the Canadians. Sadly, Kevin had a long day shift, was very tired, and had to sleep, leaving Siz in his predicament. After being told by Kevin that he couldn't help, Siz dramatically guilt-tripped him by saying that if anything bad happened to him, it was on him (and him alone.) Thus begun the habit of Siz guilt-tripping Kevin about pretty much everything that didn't go Siz's way. Additionally, as a result of this entire incident the owner of the Vanilla Unicorn at the time, Gunn Seffora Devereaux, had permanently banned Siz from the establishment (however on 9/19/19 Siz was unbanned by its new owner Arthur Hammond.) That day Siz had managed to escape the Canadians and returned to Los Santos, but even back home he wasn't safe. Later, after Siz had left Canada and returned to Los Santos the angry Canadians followed him and ambushed Siz by baiting him to a remote location with valuable information regarding the Dark Web. The Canadians managed to kidnap Siz, but in such an unorganized way that it took them two hours to decide on a place to take him (during which time Siz shat in the trunk he was stuffed into.) After they made Siz apologize for what he had done and revoked his already expired 10% ownership, the kidnappers ended up beating him into a coma with a bat, robbed him of his belongings and money, cut off one of his toes, and tried to toss him into a furnace (although they missed and Siz's body landed to the side of the furnace) where he suffered third-degree burns. When Siz finally woke up hours later, he had no recollection of those events. He woke up at the hospital in a special rejuvenation suit, a new innovation made by the modern research of Los Santos. This rejuvenation suit dispensed special healing liquid that healed Siz's body day by day, little by little. Siz then decided to throw away his tickets to Canada and pledged to never return to that damned place. Evidently, Siz made sure to call Kevin Shaw to let him know that everything happened because of him. Kevin Shaw felt bad and agreed to be Siz's lawyer, where he subsequently got him out of jail time on several occasions. Siz relied on Kevin Shaw ever since, guilt-tripping him when he could, with Kevin compensating him with care. The Demise of Canada Canada was deleted from the world by the almighty Koil, the father of Jesus, which caused very hostile Canadians who still (despite having already kidnapped and grievously injured Siz more than two months prior) had a grudge to bear against Siz to flock to Los Santos, where they've mostly allied themselves to the Green Gang. |
The Winery |
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Siz's first real job was at the Winery where he worked under Judd. In order to get the job, Siz had to go through an interview process, however, he failed the interview portion entirely. Despite this, Judd decided to conduct a field test with Siz to see if he was willing and able to do the jobs for the Winery properly. To this end, Judd accompanied Siz on a delivery job with the company van. Shortly after leaving the Winery, Judd had an apparent Siz doppelganger brought to Siz (however the doppelganger ran away after Siz attempted to kill him with a machete and the delivery promptly proceeded on.) At the delivery point, Siz successfully made the delivery but was told by Judd that the delivery did not make as much money as it could've due to apparently damaged product. Having appeared to have failed the second test of Judd's, Siz began to drive back to the Winery in disappointment. However, as Siz and the rest of the delivery crew attempted to drive away, what seemed to be a case of scuffilitis caused the van's tires to explode, immobilizing them and trapping Buck inside the van. After Judd made several attempts at tasing Buck out of the van, the police arrived (the locals reported the several taser shots as shots fired.) While being questioned by the police Judd asked Siz to walk up to the group of cops on scene and fight them, which he did after one officer made particularly scathing comments about his face. It wasn't a long fight however as he was quickly overwhelmed, but luckily for Siz, the officers took pity on him because of his face and let him walk free. This garnered a lot of respect from Judd, who hired Siz on the spot as he was being taken away by the ambulance. After getting the job, he was tasked with picking grapes and storing them, which he was good at, except the time where he stumbled down a hill and slammed his head against the fence, giving him a concussion. However, boredom with the job coupled with the lack of a consistent paycheck caused Siz to abandon the Winery entirely, finding much more fun/profit in a life of crime. Siz got a bit of respect from Gomer when Siz gave Judd the finger about hating his job at the Winery. His job was taken by Maxine, after Judd fired him for consistently not showing up for work (although legally Judd never terminated Siz's employment, and he was still listed as partnered with the Winery for about a month or two afterwards.) |
Windsong Arc Storylines |
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First Time Meeting Their first interaction was when Windsong encountered Siz at the Pink Cage, she ran away in fear and called him a zombie on Twitter. She was disgusted by his face because it reminded her of bloody meat, something that she hated seeing because she was a vegan. In subsequent interactions she would try to not look directly at Siz when talking to him, however, she did apologize to him about her initial harsh reaction and hoped to gain "good karma" from the apology, even going as far to defend him from other people's harsh comments about his scar. Rejuvenation Suit Date They would meet again later after Siz got his rejuvenation suit. Siz woke up wearing this suit after being kidnapped and critically injured by angry Canadians after he got off scot-free from the "10% Strip Club Ownership Stabbing." Kevin, Siz's current best friend and lawyer managed to avoid jail-time for Siz, but in doing so angered the Canadians who continue to hold a grudge. With the rejuvenation suit obscuring his face, Windsong actually started to talk to Siz like a normal person. They had a semi-date as they went through multiple areas and activities, from a nature therapy outing with Kizzy (where Siz rolled a two on a deer, killing it), to then later doing yoga on the beach where Siz got his first erection from Windsong. Since the rejuvenation suit had no way for Siz to access his erect penis, Windsong had to drive him to the hospital to see about getting the suit removed. When they arrived, they encountered a would-be doctor who managed to work the pad on the front of Siz's suit, removing it successfully and allowing Siz to immediately begin dealing with his erection. Before this, however, Siz had lied to Windsong about his age and told her that he was actually 14, causing her to recoil in disgust after Siz began to deal with his erection. Luckily the would-be doctor pulled Siz aside to discuss this and also told Siz to not publicly masturbate. Siz revealed that he was just pranking Windsong and assured her he would masturbate in private from now on (a promise he would not keep.) Siz then told Windsong the truth about his age and went on to discover that his scar had been fully healed by the suit, much to the joy of Windsong.
Windsong and Siz would later drive off as Windsong asked Siz if he would beat people again, as Siz replied, he'd do it again for her. Later, another Attack-a-Taco truck slammed into them and the driver once again began to beat up Windsong. Both of them beat up the driver and drove into Siz's secret hiding place behind a club. Siz and Windsong were irritated by the loud music causing Siz to roll on the local DJ after he didn't respond to Siz's request to turn down the music. Siz rolled a two and stabbed the DJ without Windsong knowing. They would later go up north to the local hippy hangout. Siz however accidentally got into a fight and stepped into a lit campfire, burning himself severely. They were saved by Hedi, the responding EMT after Windsong called an ambulance for Siz. Before Hedi left, a random local started trailing the injured Siz, angering Hedi who punched her in the vagina before departing with Siz. Burning the Taco Headquarters / #Resolution On his own, Siz found the Attack-a-Taco restaurant and planned to burn it down. Using cocaine he found in a local's house, he convinced Windsong to come with him. However, Stevie didn't approve of this at all and after Siz told him about it he tagged along to try to convince Siz to stop. The first attempt resulted in all three of them being burned severely after a botched attempt (due to interference by Stevie) to light the gasoline trail laid by Siz. Later, both Siz and Windsong got a ride from then Chief of Police Vladimir Raven and returned to the restaurant to finish the job. They managed to burn down the Attack-a-Taco restaurant along with a few of the customers' cars parked in front. The Parking Lot Incident/ Injured Face Siz The arson on Attack-a-Taco was the last straw for Stevie, as he considered Windsong a bad influence on Siz and called a meeting between the three of them and Kelly to try to get Siz to stop seeing Windsong. However, unbeknownst to Stevie, Siz was no longer the same defenseless person he met at the Facebook tour. Siz had actually already been turning to a life of crime on his own, as he found the crimes much more profitable and enjoyable than just doing tasks for Mother. Although Siz only began to reveal this side to Stevie after he was together with Windsong, causing Stevie to wrongly place blame on Windsong for his behavior. During the meeting, Windsong and Stevie got into a heated argument, with both of them even drawing weapons. Eventually, Stevie told Siz that he had to make a choice between him and the Family or Windsong. Not wanting to make that choice Siz jumped off of the parking building they were meeting on, landing face-first onto the pavement several stories below. This left both Windsong and Stevie distraught and caused Siz to regain his signature scar. Windsong was so distraught that she entered a voluntary "sight strike" in which she blinded herself with heavily tinted sunglasses as she felt she didn't deserve to see after the harm she caused. Edna's Bank Heist Test One day when talking about Heidi's Ice Creams with Windsong and his brother Stevie, Siz heard a noise coming from the pool area in the Pink Cage. They were enlisted by what Siz called a "ninja looking guy", who identified himself as John. They were to do a mission that would "save" the city. Windsong opted to join in since she thought she will save the world, with Siz and Stevie the following suit. Before the three met, Siz and Windsong were looking for a third member, and they got desperate enough to even just recruit a random person who Windsong punched after he asked what's wrong with Siz's face. It started with Siz calling his "best friend" Kevin to join them in the mission. Kevin, being a good lawyer, knew he shouldn't partake in any "bad" activity with Siz if he were to save Siz at court. Thus ultimately, Kevin refused the offer to join them. In this time, Windsong taught Siz how to gamble with dice. Siz played along with her sight strike and lied to her with the dice scores, but was valiant enough to still let her win despite her loyalty to her strike and not look at the dice and rely on her very opponent to say what their score was. With three dice, Siz told Windsong she got 19, which was impossible. As the three (Siz, Windsong, Stevie) were ready for the mission they then met up with Edna, an old woman who seemed to be either delusional, a veteran worker for the force, or a criminal. She would give them code names and learned what their skills are.
Edna berated the three given their wild reactions and unnatural responses and called them millennials. She then taught them how to grab flashlights and attempted to do a pretend bank heist with them. At the bank, they started writing notes on paper saying, "this is only a drill." Given there was only one guard (at the time there was an NPC guard stationed in the bank entrance), Edna gave the signal to shoot him. However, this did not go well as Windsong (still on her sight strike) missed the first taser shot. The guard then began to shoot at them and Edna pulled out her stun gun now that Windsong missed. Stevie tried to run away but was accidentally tased by Edna as he ran into her line of fire. Siz then tried to punch the guard, but missed and hit Windsong. The guard managed to shoot Edna and downed her, with Siz then managing to subdue the guard (but not before missing again and punching Edna in the face while she was getting shot.) All four of them were now hurt and needed to go to the hospital. Since she was severely injured after the shooting Siz picked up Edna to take her to the car, only to have her bowels give out, releasing hot, steamy shit all over him. It ended with them in the hospital, with Edna singing "Baby Shark" to sleep on her hospital bed. The Mission "John" would recruit the trio of Siz, Windsong, and Stevie to save a hostage on Grove street. This ended poorly (yet successful in their eyes) as all three of them got heavily injured. Siz had his lungs punctured and Stevie got his balls bit by a dog, but the hostage managed to escape during the police interference. A dog got shot down but later revived by the ice cream EMS, Heidi. Kevin, about to sleep, saw all three of them moaning in pain. Kevin was so disappointed they allowed themselves to be used as easily as they were. In fact, Kevin was so disappointed in them that he gave them the keys to his expensive car after a long discussion about doing bad things. Kevin ultimately went home to sleep disappointed when the trio just followed a running convict shouting a language they couldn't speak thinking it was the hostage they saved. The House Invitation / The Convenience Store Robberies Siz later saw on his radio scanner that a huge jailbreak had occurred at the prison that killed almost all the police officers in the city, giving him free rein to go on a crime spree. He brought Windsong along to investigate the jail and came across Heidi in her ambulance who told them ominously that there will be many deaths. Siz then made Windsong his getaway driver and used her car to go rob all the convenience stores around Los Santos. The voices in his head seemingly assumed full control, with Siz going on rampage robbing stores and locals for little to no money. However, partway through his spree, Windsong got into a car accident that caused Siz to fly out of the car and severely injure him. Despite this Siz managed to get back in and continued the robberies for a short time before succumbing to blood loss. Windsong then tried to take him up north to the hippy camp for treatment but realized they wouldn't help and took him to Pillbox before the tsunami hit. Later, Siz invited Windsong to his newly bought home, revealing his weed plants, giving her a key, and allowing her to decorate the house. This, however, let the Family know about Windsong's interference and her capacity to tattle to everyone about the electronics shop idea (despite Siz never telling her about the idea in the first place.) So, now believing that Windsong will be a liability, Mother got Jacob to try to kill her. Jacob however botched the assassination (she tased him and escaped to Pillbox where she described the attack to her doctor, where Siz coincidentally also happened to be) starting Siz's feud with the Family. The Failed Assassination Siz would later see Windsong injured in the hospital talking about a demonic emotionless voiced man shooting her and attempting to stab her. Siz knew it could only be Jacob. And this was the start of the Feud with the Family Arc. The Breakup / Sexist Siz Arc Windsong blamed Siz for the assassination attempt as his name was said during the assassination and kidnapped him after meeting with Vince Offer, the Sham-Wow guy. Siz knew that the only way to keep her safe was to break up with her. So, when Windsong called Siz a sexist (given his impulses to get angry and order her around) he took the opportunity to expand upon it and began to make sexist comments directed at her so she would be driven away. She didn't take kindly to this and attempted to run him over with Sunflower, but failed after Siz ran into the nearby river. Afterward, he would later pass the time with Stevie trying to save a deer stuck in a stand. The Ultimate Race/ Equal Rights, Equal Fights Windsong would later see Siz with his fully upgraded Brawler. Windsong, wanting to prove that women can drive, challenged Siz to a race. She was driving Tangerine, an orange version of Sunflower. While Siz drove his Brawler improved by Gomer. The result was evident before the match started, Windsong's baseline hybrid lost both times to Siz's supped up Brawler. Even when Siz blew out his tires on the second race and had to stop for more than a minute to repair, he still managed to catch up and win the race. Windsong's Tangerine had a top speed of 90 mph, while Siz's Brawler was able to reach 150 mph. After the race at the finish line, Windsong proclaimed that she trained in CQC (Close Quarters Combat) with John. Windsong wanted a duel between her and Siz, if she won, Siz would respect women. If Siz won, Windsong would tweet about Siz being a great man. During the fight, Siz surprisingly dodged all of Windsong's punches and beat her up so bad that she stopped the fight midway. To make her feel better Siz claimed that he too had received training from John in CQC (in reality Siz hadn't received any sort of training and had actually performed poorly in most of the fights he was in prior to the duel.) Windsong then fulfilled her end of the bargain and tweeted about Siz's greatness. New Neighbor RP While trying to purchase a safe house in his surrogate sister's name (Erin) Siz came home to a horrible surprise. The realtor (who was going to sell said house to Erin) had just sold another house to Happy D'Klown with Windsong as his roommate, the house next to Siz's. This caused great distress to Siz because he found Windsong to be horribly annoying and wanted anything else than to have her as his neighbor. Them moving in would be the start of various antics Siz would pull against his newfound neighbors. He began by leaving a pile of shit on their front porch, he then called the police on them after seeing Dab's Lamborghini in their driveway, and most recently on the same night, he broke into their house and began to shoot around to scare them. Gang Violence, Sponsored by the HOA After more than a month of being Siz's neighbor, Windsong and Siz had mostly gone their separate ways. Windsong had forgiven Siz for his harsh words during their breakup and moved on to focus on her weed enterprise, largely expanding it to the point where she was one of the largest weed suppliers in the city. She maintained many grow houses packed full of weed, mostly owned by the Vagos. However, she would often sell weed around areas claimed by the Leanbois and would often be taxed. Her attempts to dodge these taxes were met with hostility by Ricky Robins, a member of the Leanbois who had attempted to tax her many times to no avail. Eventually, this led to a confrontation where he held her at gunpoint and demanded access to one of her stash houses, resulting in his "collection" of the taxes by clearing out said stash house and then banned her from Lean Street. Despite this occurring, Windsong continued to sell on Lean Street when possible causing Ricky to become infuriated with her and wanting her dead for continuously disrespecting both his commands and the Leanbois. Siz became involved when he witnessed Windsong cowering in fear behind her car over Ricky's very presence while visiting Lean Street to figure out an unrelated situation involving a possible police raid on Lean Boi properties on Lean Street. Siz questioned her as to why she was so scared, being careful not to give away his association with the Leanbois after hearing her explanation. This anonymity wouldn't last long however as Ricky eventually asked Siz what he knew about Windsong; when Siz informed him of the history between them Ricky devised a plan to bait Windsong into meeting him in a location where he and the other Leanbois would roll up and shoot her. This however never got a chance to take place as while driving around Mirror Park they (Tony, Ricky, Denzel, and Siz were all in one car) encountered Happy D'Klown driving with Windsong. Siz pulled up to Happy and began conversing only for Tony to hop out at the same time with an SMG, immediately opening fire on the car containing both Happy and Windsong. Happy was able to drive off without them pursuing and shortly afterwards both him and Windsong sent Siz harsh texts (with Windsong once again calling Siz a sexist and telling him to "EAT SHIT AND DIE!".) Siz and company immediately began looking for them around the city, heading back down to Lean Street to drop Tony off after a repair at the Tuner Shop. They found the duo driving around down there and managed to intercept them on Strawberry street, however, Happy got out of his car and preemptively began shooting the others with a pistol as they got out, beginning a massive firefight. Ricky and Denzel then began to return fire with their class two weapons, however, Ricky severely injured Denzel by shooting him several times in the back of the head (as Denzel crossed into Ricky's line of fire while maneuvering to avoid gunfire from Happy.) Despite being severely outgunned, Happy managed to down both Ricky and the hurt Denzel before being shot down by Siz (with his excellent marksmanship privately garnering some praise from Siz.) Meanwhile, a short moment after Ricky and Denzel began returning fire, Siz got out of his car and approached Windsong, now hiding behind Happy's car with a combat pistol. As he approached her she began to open fire on Denzel, causing Siz to yell at her to stop before downing both Happy and her with a bullpup SMG whilst screaming, "Why! Why! Why did you guys do this!" Although, Siz's position as the last man standing was extremely short lived as less than 10 seconds after downing Windsong a random person named Luigi Bezos silently drove up and decided to take advantage of the chaos by conducting a drive-by shooting that downed Siz and then sped off. As a result of this, they all were taken into custody and driven to the hospital where Siz and company were let off with only possession charges (with the jail time waived.) Happy was also immediately "let go" from the HOA once Siz and Denzel got out of the hospital (with the two deciding that his marksmanship didn't make up for the bullets and police fines he brought upon them), although Happy was never told this until more than a week later. |
Mother & The Family Arc Storylines |
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The Facebook Tour Siz first met Mother during his early days in the city while taking his pay from Facebook. There, in the Facebook lobby is where he would go on his fateful tour with Stevie and Mother. Yung Dab Siz first heard of him when he heard Mother talking about how she might have liked a rapper named Yung Dab. Through Mother, Siz met Yung Dab, where he confided into him that he was just trying to fuck Mother. Siz went along with Dab's charade and told Mother that he treated him well despite Siz being initially threatened by him. Dab would later show his personality and his life of crime by revealing a gun to threaten Stevie, and by offering Siz a cash award of $50,000 to assassinate the then Chief of Police Snow. The Sexorcism Siz would be invited by Mother to an exorcism which would later be revealed to be a sexorcism where a priest would fuck the demon inside the victim. Siz wore a paper bag on his head and started talking like Louis Armstrong to hide his real voice. This is also where he met Buck for the first time. The Family Plan Jacob gave Siz a shotgun for free, but he was pulled over for shortly afterwards for busted lights and was caught by the police. Siz ended up being charged $4000 for the shotgun. During this time, Jacob also told Siz the plans for the Family, Jacob wanted him to earn money to buy a home that would later be a front for an electronics store. Maxine Mother took Stevie, Siz, and a newcomer Maxine, to a pier to discuss Family matters. Siz immediately became suspicious of her and treated Maxine with contempt, even secretly declaring her his new rival. Siz then caught wind that Maxine may have been an undercover cop, so he recruited a suspicious Stevie to gather evidence against her. After several days of investigation and the theft of her vehicle, it turned out that Maxine was not an undercover cop, but just an incompetent criminal. Mother Returns While working on Judge Coop Holliday's expungement program, Siz came across Mother at Garage Q. This being their first interaction in several months the meeting resulted in a very cold and awkward interaction while Coop introduced himself to Mother. He was surprised that Siz even had another relative in the city, as he had just recently learned Erin was his sister. While they were speaking together, Mother informed Coop and Siz that she was now running a taxi company called Rooster Cab Co. which gave Coop the idea to have Siz do free taxi rides under her company as apart of his expungement (as he had postulated the idea of giving free car rides in his Lamborghini the day before.) Despite the awkward atmosphere, Mother invited Siz along with Chief Justice Labarre, and Khloe Brooks for a tour of her taxi company's building. During the ride over to the building Mother asked what Erin had been up to, with Labarre mentioning the precarious situation Erin is in and her lack of responsibility. Siz snarkily remarked that he had, "no idea where she got that from”, that Erin, “needed her Mother”, and that she, “always blames and points the finger at other people.” The next day Siz showed up for his expungement program at Rooster Cab Co. on a bicycle and received his assignment from Mother. He was to pickup Matthew Payne and bring him to the company HQ and then ferry him to an event the company was going to have at Bahama Mama's West. Siz left Mother behind on purpose and drove to pickup Payne with Ellie, Siz commented on his distaste towards Mother and his desire to take any opportunity he could to stay away from her. After bringing Payne to the company HQ, he got into contact with Vivi, informed her about Mother's cab company, and asked her to come over to the company HQ. Once she arrived, Siz began convincing Vivi that Mother doesn't really care about her and that she shouldn't get too involved in whatever she was asking of her. This was further exasperated by the fact that Mother did not recognize Vivi had actually arrived for about the next hour and a half (she was wearing her private detective uniform, which obscures her face in addition to it being an outfit of hers that Mother had never seen before, even though her purple hair stood out from the back.) Vivi mentioned that if it wasn’t for Mother she wouldn’t have met Siz and Erin. Siz then proceeded to follow through with his assignment, driving Payne to the event at Bahama Mama's and completing his expungement work for the day. |
Building Connections
The Killer Bovice |
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Bovice is the person Siz fears the most; his unstable persona, intimidating looks, reputation as a serial killer, and creepy voice consistently scare Siz (who Bovice refers to as, "Lil Mans") into doing whatever he desires of him. Siz first encountered Bovice by chance on the street where he had coerced Siz into letting him in his vehicle. Bovice then proceeded to become enraged, with him telling Siz that the only way to calm him down was through the use of cocaine. Having several baggies in his possession, Siz quickly returned to his home to appease Bovice (out of fear that he would murder him otherwise.) Thus began his fearful relationship with Bovice. He would later take Siz along to stakeout locations under the guise of being Bugstars employees, with Siz taking up the Paul Desnutsio persona. Bovice has so far forced Siz to take part in two murders, the murder of Kizzy Neveah(Siz's therapist at the time) and most recently Siz's neighbor Happy D'Klown. He's also recently called upon Siz for more Bugstars stakeouts and the planning and execution of a terrorist plot to kill all members of the Department of Justice in one fell swoop with three other accomplices. Despite the government bounty of $250,000 for information leading to Bovice's capture Siz refused to rat him out; he knews that word would spread about who brought him down and that Bovice would exact his revenge the next time Siz was sent to prison, ensuring that his next prison sentence was a death sentence. With Bovice's capture and subsequent imprisonment, their relationship has been put on hold as it is no longer possible for Siz to covertly associate himself with Bovice (as the Department of Corrections arranges all visitation with their prisoners, so Siz asking for visitation with Bovice would cause suspicion.) |
Speedy and The Vagos |
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Siz had first met Speedy in a convenience store where they very quickly formed a friendship. Speedy was the one who showed Siz how gangs commit crimes and make money whereas Step Dab was the one who showed Siz how to do heists. To this end, Speedy showed Siz how to sell weed in bulk on the corner and even showed him how to grow it himself. Eventually, Speedy recruited Siz to manage the copious amount of weed plants in one of his houses, giving him a key to said residence, ten percent of all the product from each harvest, and one of the rooms inside it to do anything he wishes (Siz subsequently set up a masturbation area, complete with porn magazines, tissues, and lotion.) Siz was so good at attending the plants that Speedy decided to induct Siz into the Vagos and introduce him to his business partners once he further proved himself. However, a few days afterward, the future of the Vagos was beginning to look grim as all of his business partners had either died or left the city, leaving Speedy as the new El Jefe (the title for the leader of the Vagos) once Jesus died. However, the continuous profits from his weed operations were still excellent, allowing Speedy to purchase new assets and begin regrowing the Vagos to its former glory. After seeing Siz's continuous maintenance of his weed house in the Barrio, Speedy decided to reward him for his part in obtaining the funds he needed to rebuild the Vagos. So, Speedy told Siz that as a valued friend he was now his right hand man in the Vagos, with this position Speedy also gave him the key to his personal stash house in the Barrio where he keeps a large supply of various materials, drugs, and weapons (however Siz rarely uses this house for storage in fear that a raid on the property would also result in any of his own stashed items being taken, as the property in question has been raided several times before.) Speedy is always finding himself into some kind of trouble whether its prison, a gang war, or being taken as a hostage. There was one instance where Siz and Dab took Speedy hostage for a bank heist and Speedy got blasted in the back with a shotgun because he tried to take crack and run away. There was also a time where Speedy unloaded an Uzi into a motorcycle because he thought he was "destroying his enemy's vehicle" when in reality it was Siz's bike that he had just hot-wired five minutes prior. When the cops arrived asking what had happened, Speedy had taken off and Siz blamed the shooting on Sal who was running by right at that moment. Despite always being in some kind of trouble, Speedy has a soft spot for Siz. He is always willing to protect him from any kind of threat, offer him advice, and guide him through whatever crime he may be committing. Speedy was even debating on buying Siz a Brawler, however, Siz had already bought one himself thanks to the Dab discount applied to the order by Al Saab. However, despite Speedy's apparent affection he constantly calls Siz by the derogatory nickname "Jizz" in almost every encounter in which he utters his name and had even initially threatened to brutally murder Siz should he betray him. More recently Speedy has gotten into the weapons dealing business and has become a new source of guns for Siz (going from a former customer of Siz to his newest supplier), even going as far as giving out $35,000 worth of class 2's to him for free. Speedy recently reconfirmed Siz's position in the Vagos as Second-in-Command to the rest of the Vagos, this is significant not only because of the high-status this gives Siz in the gang but also because it was previously thought that the position was temporary and/or a joke. However, Siz is not public about his position within the Vagos (even to some of the other Vagos members and his closest friends) as he wants to maintain a low profile about his true association with Speedy and the Vagos. To this end, he only exerts his influence in extraordinary circumstances as a last resort (typically by showing anyone who gives him trouble the fact that he has keys to Speedy's personal stash house in the Barrio.) Speedy has said that Siz is like a little brother to him and that if anybody fucks with him he’ll fuck them up more. |
Bus Tour and Becoming a Gnome |
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Yung Dab and his Gnomes believed the Los Santos Police Department was corrupt and unjust, so they organized a plan to force the Department of Justice to wipe clean the records of every criminal in Los Santos. Yung Dab told Siz to steal a bus and take people on a tour around the city that would end in the parking lot of the Vinewood Racetrack where The Gnomes would take everyone on the bus hostage. Dab told Siz that if he was able to do this he would become apart of his inner circle and officially be a Gnome. Yung Dab also told Siz that the tour had to look as legitimate as possible, and that meant Siz would have to take a bullet to quell any suspicion on his part in their plans. The tour didn't go as smoothly as planned, with many occupants (including Siz) suffering severe scuffilitis, however, the bus eventually made it to the final stop at the racetrack where the Gnomes were lying in wait. Siz was ordered off the bus and after a brief argument, he was shot in a non-fatal area as planned. The Gnomes then placed C-4 on the bus and told an occupant to drive as fast as possible around the track. This, however, did not end well as Yung Dab accidentally detonated the explosive prematurely, wounding everyone on the bus, but not causing any fatalities. The Gnomes then had to flee the scene before the police arrived, so they dragged Siz into the parking lot and stuffed him into a white car where he would later be found by EMS. He was later questioned by the police in the hospital, however, he refused to give up his Step Dab. After he was released from the hospital, he was welcomed into the Gnomes, gaining respect from Gomer, Chang, Jacob, and even Dab himself. |
The Brawler |
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Siz was the first person in Los Santos to buy a Coil Brawler, which he was able to purchase after selling numerous ounces of weed, robbing houses, and partaking in bank robberies with his Step Dab. When he purchased it Siz was normally a shy, worrisome man, but with his Brawler he became greedy and fearless, something that earned him a great deal of respect in the world of crime. The Brawler suffered from multiple interactions with the police but used its great off-road capabilities to its advantage. A prominent example of this was when Siz managed to evade the former "King of the Dirt" Detective Ziggy Buggs in off-road driving, claiming the title for himself. However, Deputy Michael Dias claimed to have taken the title from Siz after he later apprehended him in a chase involving the Brawler (despite the chase ending in a city alley and never having gone off-road.) Dias' rule didn't last for long though as Siz reclaimed the title, "King of the Dirt" from Dias after successfully evading him and several other officers by climbing the slopes of Mount Chiliad in the Brawler. Despite these achievements Siz has been caught in the Brawler before, these failures, however, were due to driver error rather than being eclipsed by a superior driver/vehicle. His failures have been when he: ran into a boulder on his first chase, ran into a tree later, got cornered in a dead-end alley, wrecked himself on a rock by the railroad tracks near Sandy Shores Airfield, wrecked the Brawler on a jump after foolishly turning around to rescue his pursuing officer (Dias) by ramming his patrol car back onto its wheels (this caused enough damage to the Brawler to wreck it on the next jump it made), when he got his Brawler stuck in an area behind a pool (however this resulted in him dying rather than getting caught as he bled out at the bottom of said pool), and most recently when he crashed it after running over a spike-strip and having obscured vision due to taking crack-cocaine (however the Brawler did almost evade the pursuing officers for some distance despite running on flat tires.) Although, when played to its strengths correctly at the time the Brawler was able to easily evade the police and had successfully done so in over 10 separate police chases. After attaining a large amount of both wealth and notoriety in Los Santos Siz has become much more antagonistic towards the police (more specifically Officers Ziggy and Dias) and now actively starts chases for fun rather than just as a means of escape from a crime (as he finds the thrill of the chase well worth the possible jail time.) Siz fully expects all these encounters to result in his capture (often making little effort to actually end the chase or evade in an efficient manner as that would defeat the purpose behind it) but has more often than not found unexpected ways out of any significant jail time and in some cases has even managed to successfully evade the police for a time (before inevitably either: simply turning himself in to get rid of the warrant or being captured in an unrelated chase/situation [usually on foot or in a vehicle other than his Brawler].) On 11/20/19 Siz's Brawler was updated to the HOA standard. It now sports a non-removable light bar, an improved fording depth, a new engine, and a livery that prominently displays the seal of the HOA. Initially this limited it's use in crime due to the prominent livery on the side that would immediately link whatever he was doing back to the HOA. However, over time the HOA began to care less and less about maintaining a public image with the police and Siz began to regularly use it in jobs. Unfortunately, as he began to do this the HOA Brawler received a government mandated performance update that negatively affected its handling, top speed, and climbing ability. The Brawler thus became a novelty that was quite difficult to control in turns, did not out speed any police vehicle, was further hampered handling wise when used with a tuner chip, and only moderately climbed hills to any degree. It's only remaining advantage was the auto-correcting landing system, of which meant that it would always land on its tires (if used, something Siz often forgot to do in the heat of an escape.) Despite it still retaining a limited advantage off-road, Siz began to slowly shift towards road pursuits, an area the Brawler did not excel in and was in fact at a disadvantage due to its poor turn rate. Chases often resulted in a crash or with a rare escape to the mountains (Siz also often made the choice to keep chases on the pavement with the Brawler when possible to prevent the officers becoming upset at a constant routine (a similar situation had already occurred with Kraytor and his dune buggy jewelry heists), where even with its impediments, it still out-shone the average PD cruiser. Because of Siz's shifting preference to city evasion tactics, he began to abandon use of the Brawler entirely for jobs, preferring instead to use his Subaru. In addition, the acquisition of his 1/1 2012 Dodge Challenger that's customized for off-road rally racing dashed any desire to bring out his own poor performing HOA Brawler for use in a job as it is vastly inferior compared to the Challenger which, while without an auto-correct landing system, a trunk, or room for four, does have enhanced durability (being able to easily shove cars out of the way), enhanced wheel grip (allowing the scaling of barriers both on and off-road), better overall performance (much higher top speed, acceleration, and torque), and a specialized engine snorkel that allows for limited water operations (so long as the waterline remains under the snorkel, positioned on the roofline.) |
First "Date/Hangout" with Zelda Harth |
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Siz had met Zelda at the Pink Cage while riding around with Step Dab. He was running back to his room to grab something when he saw her and commented on her cute glasses. As he and Dab were about to leave again, he made Dab stop and asked him to go talk to her for him. Being the great Step Dad that he is, Dab went up to Zelda and told her that Siz was having a bad week after being ousted by his family and would appreciate it if she would go on a date with him, to which she agreed, but also said that she would not give him a handjob. The next day Siz and Zelda met up and went down to the docks to get some ice cream. Right away Siz had surprised her because he "wasn't a basic bitch and taken her to Creampie and made a sexual innuendo about fucking her." After some small talk, Zelda asked Siz if he would help her take pictures of each police station, to which he agreed. At one of the police stations, Siz left Zelda because he heard his car alarm going off. Upon reaching his car, he found the Chang Gang, who were plotting to steal his car. After they left he met up with Zelda again, who was also concerned that they were stealing his car. It was at this point where Siz learned that Zelda doesn't like falls because she always tells him "don't laugh and if you do, keep it to yourself." A few minutes later Zelda fell face-first off a roof to which Siz kept his laughter to himself. Sometime later, Zelda took Siz up into the mountains to visit a secret cave that nobody else knew about and remarked on how it's the perfect place to murder someone. Luckily for Siz, she didn't want to murder him and proceeded to take him down to a large rock by the stream. After Siz told her that he'll jump off of it if she does. After Zelda nearly hit her head on the rock, Siz did a cannonball, however, he wasn't as lucky and slammed his back on the edge of the rock, knocked himself out, and fell into the river. After a brief search, Zelda was able to find Siz and dragged him out of the river. She then proceeded to drive Siz to the hospital via his beloved Brawler, and despite her having little to say about anything, even she admitted: "this car is awesome." After he got released from the hospital, Siz showed off his home to Zelda and told her that he owns 10% of the parking lot next door. She took a brief look around and said that he had a nice place before she said that she had to leave. When Siz went out after her, she was nowhere to be found. |
Life After "Step Dab"
The Last Dab |
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The Last Dab was the final heist conducted by Yung Dab, which led to his arrest and subsequent incarceration for life. It started out with Siz and Gomer meeting at the Tuner Shop to fix Siz's problem with his Brawler's armor. After the two figured out what the problem was, Siz called Dab and told him that he had come across another bank card. Dab, however, had already figured out one of the cards and what time-slot they could be used for. Dab then planned to meet Siz and Gomer at the Tuner Shop so the trio could do a heist and allow Siz to do some "smashy smashy" with his Brawler, however, he never showed up. Concerned, Siz called Dab and learned that he was being chased. Siz, being the great stepson that he is, decided that he would intercept the cops that were chasing Dab and ram them. After spending some time driving all around the city trying to catch up, Dab called Siz telling him that he managed to escape the cops and told him to come to meet him, Gomer, and Mel. Not long after Siz met them a police officer rolled up because unbeknownst to them, a police helicopter had been following Dab the entire time since the start of the chase earlier. Dab drew his AK and forced the officer to drive away, but not even two minutes later police reinforcements arrived, making the group scramble. Dab ran behind Eugene's house, Mel took off into the neighborhood, and Siz and Gomer got in their cars and were ignored by the officers. Bobby Smith of the BCSO pursued Dab while over the radio fellow officers were heard asking "who has the AK" and less than five seconds later Smith bumped into an AK-wielding Dab who gunned him down, however, Smith was able to land a couple of shots into Dab before he went down. Dab, now bleeding out, crawled into Eugene's house where he was safe from the police but fell unconscious. During all this, Mel was arrested and sentenced to 15 months in prison. Once Dab was treated and Mel was released, the group decided that they wanted to go big and go on a crime spree, starting with the jewelry store and then moving onto the big bank. The plan was that Dab would provide overwatch, Mel and Gomer would grab the goods, and Siz would ram the cops and do a drive-by. The plan started out well with Siz distracting the cops while the others peppered them with rounds, however, an officer was able to get onto an adjacent roof and took out Dab. The chance of success was further diminished when Siz unknowingly shot Gomer and Mel in a drive-by and was then shot by a security guard himself. Bleeding out, Siz drove himself to safety and found shelter in a 7/11, where he fell unconscious due to blood loss while trying to bandage himself. During that time Mel and Dab were arrested and Gomer was rescued by a friend of his, however, he was knocked unconscious. After spending some time unconscious and his blood spilling onto the floor of the 7/11, Siz was rescued by no other than his crush, Griselda "Zelda" Harth. Zelda stashed Siz's car behind some shipping crates and took him to Grandma's house, where they ran into Gomer and his friend. Siz then introduced Zelda as Sam so that they didn't know her real identity, something that she appreciated. She would then bring him to the clothing store so that he could lose his disguise and then brought him to his home. On the way, Siz told her that he met with her brother and that he passed on his message, which Zelda seemed pleased to hear. They also engaged in various small talk, suggesting that the pair had become more accustomed to each other. Sometime later Siz learned that he had a warrant and that Dab had been arrested and was currently being held at the police station. Siz then disguised himself as Paul Deeznutsio, Attorney at Law so he could see his Step Dab, however, he never got close, the moment he walked into the station he was detained and searched before being told off and sent on his way. A short time later, Siz decided he was going to join his Step Dab and get himself imprisoned, so he drove to the police station in hopes of being chased and later arrested, but no officers would pursue him. Siz then encountered Jacob outside of the station, taking him into his Brawler and then proceeding to have a discussion while driving around the city. Jacob revealed that he planned to get revenge for the Gnomes by committing large-scale terrorism across the city, starting with supplying burner phones to criminals and working up to C-4 attacks, he also stated that he wanted Siz to be involved (potentially alluding to him wishing for Siz to follow his Step Dab's footsteps and become the next Gnome.) Jacob also asked Siz, "are you fucking my sister" (Griselda Harth), which Siz denied, but he did admit that they had gone on dates and that she had saved his life twice. Jacob then told Siz that he had better treat her nicely as she does not like getting hurt, to which Siz replied that he would never willingly hurt her. After returning Jacob to his car at the police station, Siz returned to his home where he spent multiple days depressed over the arrest of his Step Dab. |
Post Dab (Depression Arc) |
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After a few days mourning over the imprisonment of Dab, Siz finally decided it was time to go back out into the world. Upon opening his phone, he noticed he received texts from Shaw, Mother, and Erin, all asking him if he was alright to which he responded no. He then paid his rent so that he didn't have to cry himself to sleep in his Brawler. After stopping to get some burgers, he then texted Zelda "Hi" to see if she was around. Siz later met Uncle Buck, Detective Chang, and others at the diner next to the Pink Cage; Buck then briefly caught up with Siz, with the latter telling Buck about Dab's arrest and his own warrant. Buck told Siz that he could do whatever he wanted to do and should focus on bigger things. After Buck went to bed, Siz decided he was going to burgle some houses in hopes of getting some goodies that he could use in future crimes. After Siz burgled a few houses Gomer called and told Siz that they needed to talk about Dab, so Siz met him at the Tuner Shop. Gomer explained that Dab had ratted himself out to the cops and told them that he was The Gnome. This resulted in Dab being charged with the hundreds of criminal acts he committed over his time in Los Santos and was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole. Siz became emotional but managed to keep it together and decided to do what Step Dab would want him to do: crime. Gomer then informed Siz that a small handful of people could make thermite, which can be used to quickly rob banks. The two then went their own ways, with Siz determined to get his hands on thermite. Sometime later after being jailed once again, Siz asked the sky for a sign from Yung Dab during a depressive craze. Dab responded from the depths of the jail, behind multiple vault gates in a soft voice Siz could barely understand. The message was, "load the cocaine." |
Second "Date/Hangout" with Zelda Harth |
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Siz and Zelda's second date started out with the latter taking pictures of various banks around the island. The two then drove around the island: visiting a giant dinosaur, sitting on an exhaust chimney shaped like a volcano, taking dirt paths through the mountains, and even climbed a hill overlooking the power plant where Zelda took even more pictures. Throughout the road trip, Siz got hungry and ate whatever he could find laying around including garbage and paint chips in Zelda's car. When Zelda questioned Siz about his willingness to eat trash, Siz responded that "one man's trash is another man's treasure." Zelda agreed, revealing that she thought the same of Siz when she first heard of him, in reference to Mother's exclusion of Siz from the family. At one point the paint chips and garbage he ate, plus the volcano fumes shot up his ass upset his colon so much that he almost ended up shitting himself, but he managed to restrain it to an audibly loud fart which forced Zelda to drive him to his house so he could blow out his bowels. The two also talked much more frequently than they did on the first date. The conversations were much more personal, with the two admitting that they like each other, and later sharing a moment while overlooking the prison. Also, at one point Zelda informed Siz that people were hunting him down so they could kill them, however, she told them not to. She later questioned if this even mattered because natural selection may take him away from her anyways. |
Third Date with Zelda Harth |
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Siz and Zelda's third date was much more action-packed than the previous two dates, but it still contained a few sweet moments. The date started with Siz telling Zelda about Ravi the scammer, and after hearing about him, Zelda suggested they run him over in order to teach him a lesson. After a while, Zelda was finally able to convince the scammer to meet her in an alleyway, where Siz would then slam into him with his Brawler. The plan, however, didn't go as smoothly as planned since the scammer noticed Siz lying in wait, however, Siz was eventually able to ram the scammer Ravi multiple times, knocking him unconscious. After teaching the scammer a lesson, the two-headed to the Pink Cage. While there, Zelda told Siz that if they are on a date he has to ask her first otherwise they are just hanging out. Siz, doing exactly what his Step Dab would do, shoots his shot and asked if she would like to go on a date, to which she said yes but also explained that she doesn't do handjobs and that she doesn't like watching the sunset or hanging out on the beach. After the tsunami hit, the two traveled to a construction site, where Siz found and stole a bulldozer. Siz told Zelda that he had to use the bulldozer "to make a statement" believing the cops to be corrupt and even more cocky since Dab's life sentence. As he slowly made his way to the police department Zelda passed him and told him that he is an actual idiot, but he forged on to honor his Step Dab. He then used the bulldozer to wreck a parked police car at Mission Row and took the responding officers on a chase through the area around Mission Row, disabling several more cruisers until he was shot by Deputy Dias. Siz was then brought to the hospital where he witnessed Zelda verbally murder Deputy Dias. Siz was then arrested and was facing an 80-month sentence, however, since Siz is such a stand-up guy, his sentence was reduced to 40 months. While in prison, Siz spoke to Speedy on the phone and learned that he is going to be promoted within the gang. He also spoke with Zelda and learned that she saw the entire incident with the bulldozer and that he had impressed her. Zelda explained to Siz that his Step Dab would be proud of him and Siz then cried in the rain and had resolved to carry out Dab's legacy. |
More Connections
Siz and His Gun Empire? |
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After growing and selling copious amounts of weed in addition to robbing many banks (both big and small), Siz managed to amass a large amount of cash, respect, and property. This caused him to shift priorities, placing his and the community's enjoyment over his prior goal of simply attaining more money. In addition to intentionally starting chases with the police and wantonly committing crimes Siz decided to enter the world of weapons dealing through Erin Cox (Gomer to a lesser extent) and Jacob as Siz saw that it was difficult for the lesser citizens of Los Santos to acquire weapons (as the prices for said weapons were inflated and the ability to find them was difficult for new players.) At first, Siz sold from his prior stash of weapons (mostly pistols with a few bullpup shotguns) along with some deliveries of compact rifles he bought off of Gomer. After Siz offloaded these weapons to various customers he then began receiving instructions about gathering orders for his secret supplier (a person who was whitelisted on the server to spawn in gun deliveries who told UberHaxorNova and other streamers he worked with to keep his identity a secret from their audiences to prevent metagaming) that was already delivering guns to Erin. However, while Siz was able to find a customer in Speedy the supplier's prices were extremely overpriced when compared to the street prices for the corresponding weapons. This caused great distress to Siz as he was trying to open up a means for the people of Los Santos to easily obtain weapons, not trying to exploit their desperation. After discussing this fact with Gomer, he walked away from the conversation with the hope that Gomer would become his supplier so that he could sell weapons at a reasonable price. Although, as it turned out his supplier had seemingly been out-competed by other people's ability to: at first receive weapons at the docks through the Wizard and Pixerium and then by the ability to craft weapons using crates. At around the same time that weapon crafting was introduced to the city Jacob approached Siz and informed him of his plans to shift the Family's weapons dealing to weapon's manufacturing, even showing him a new property that would becoming their storefront under the auspiciousness of an electronics store (which used to be the purpose for Siz's house [despite the fact that they never followed up on the idea].) After discovering that his supplier fell through, along with government changes eliminating weapon crafting, Siz decided to liquidate his weapon inventory (save for several pistols for personal use and various other weapons he was simply unable to offload.) After taking a two-week vacation to Japan to attend MarioCon (UberHaxorNova took a two-week hiatus from GTA RP to play Mario Maker 2 and to move to Oregon) Siz returned and transitioned into selling crack and cocaine in addition to weed and weapons, now with Speedy as his new class two supplier (and later his surrogate sister Vivi as his pistol connect.) Siz does not actively seek buyers (as he: already has an extensive list of potential buyers at his disposal, is usually too busy with other activities to dedicate time to finding others, and makes enough money off of other ventures to not be too concerned over pushing as much weapons as possible) instead letting the opportunities "fall into his lap" as one might say. His most prominent customers are the Leanbois and Vagos, with him selling several large weapon orders to them in the past. He's been approached by several people, including Rahme El-Rahman of the Chang Gang to act as a middle man in their weapons deals. However, in all of these Siz has either: essentially sidestepped the person making him the offer by already having an ongoing deal with their supplier (effectively making him a fellow salesman of their product with the same profit margins) or has declined to follow up on the offers due to higher prices than that of his current supplier, Speedy. Due to the recent state of the gun economy, Siz is no longer actively invested in selling weapons and has now once again gone back to stockpiling them for his personal use. |
Siz Fulker and the Bloodhound |
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Deputy Michael Dias and Siz had a special relationship ever since they first met. Siz was the only person who had consistently offered Dias any sort of challenge during his police work (with the former evading a pursuing Dias a number of times), this had created a sort of intense rivalry between the two (mainly for the title of "King of the Dirt.") This pursuit rivalry spilled over to many other aspects of their interactions, with the two often exchanging banter whenever they encountered one another on the streets or during an arrest. Despite the apparent rivalry, Dias did have a soft side for Siz and often gave him light punishments when captured and once even went out of his way to stop Siz from being raided by striking a deal with him to return the PD grade weapons he stole off of his person after he was downed by Siz (as possession of PD grade weapons is a raidable offense with a resulting jail time of 300 months and $15,000 fine per stolen weapon [which for Siz would've been equivalent to 1,200 months or 100 years for the four stolen PD weapons, not including any additional charges from whatever was uncovered in the raids].) A few weeks later, Dias moved into the house two doors down from Siz's, which yielded great disdain from Siz as he now has to contend with yet another neighbor he does not like. In fact, Siz's first formal welcoming of Dias to the neighborhood resulted in an extended confrontation that eventually resulted in Siz kidnapping Dias right off of his property for use as a hostage in a Fleeca Bank robbery. Dias eventually moved off of the property to a new location in Paleto with the other officers; he sold the house to Siz who immediately put it to use as a stash house for Kray-Tor after transferring it to one of his HOA cadets. Siz and Dias interactions temporarily came to a screeching halt in September of 2019 when Dias had been suspended from the police force for three days for using a flashbang against Siz and "overly aggressive policing". However, the flashing was a request on Siz's part as he had been trying to experience the effects of a flashbang (to "build up a tolerance") ever since he heard of the police force acquiring them and Dias offered to meet him in a remote location to test it out. Since this suspension Dias had returned to duty, but interactions between the two were sparse ever since as Siz has both: adjusted his sleep schedule to one slightly different than Dias' and had been more adamant on evading the police in general as he did not want to have his accomplices lose out (as he now often committed crimes in a group.) Additionally, their few interactions together had become much more hostile as Dias had (in Siz's eyes) became a white-knight for Lauren Forcer (a fellow officer who despised Siz and his HOA), creating tension between them as Dias came down hard on Siz's HOA actions in an attempt to impress Lauren. The last time these two interacted with each other before his death was when Dias apprehended him for the murder of Tsury Nanakaze (which he witnessed from a police helicopter he was flying, of which began a long police chase that resulted in his arrest.) In fact, Dias' death came directly at the hands of a member of the HOA (Denzel Williams) after a shootout occurred after they crashed their escape vehicle. When Siz was told that Dias passed he was quite indifferent about the event, so much so that his immediate follow up question was whether or not his death would have an affect on an upcoming court case of his (as Dias was the primary witness who filed the police report against Siz for the murder of Tsury.) Siz still owns a pistol from Dias (which Denzel gave him.) |
Jacob Harth and the Dark Web |
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Siz initially was scared of Jacob as a whole due to his creepy voice and mysterious persona, however, over time this slowly degraded to simple respect as Siz encountered scarier personas and Jacob himself started to show a more humorous side to Siz. Siz first heard of Jacob through Mother after she had told him that somebody suspicious was following her around. Later while driving around the city, Siz caught a glimpse of somebody on a bike spying on him from a distance. He chased the individual around until he managed to corner him under some stairs, the person drew a gun and briefly held Siz at gunpoint while Siz asked him who he was and why he was spying on him. The person revealed that he was Jacob and told Siz to remain quiet about his identity, leaving quickly on his bike. Siz later saw Jacob when Mother arranged a meeting between the three of them at the Raven Slaughterhouse. During this meeting, Jacob took several pictures of Siz's face and informed the two that they would talk again. After this meeting, Mother and Siz became much more active on the Dark Web and she had begun to work closely with Jacob on various projects. Siz became integral to Jacob's plans after Dab got locked away as Siz became his new criminal front to spread chaos around the city. One example of this was the "electronics store" that Siz's house was supposed to be (as Mother and Jacob forwarded funds to Siz to buy his own home with plans to use it as a cover for a store that sold criminal goods.) However, this idea was transferred to a different location owned by, and located next to, Zelda's apartment before being canned entirely due to extensive changes by the government that rendered the idea infeasible. Nowadays Jacob has been making massive renovations to the Dark Web and has been stockpiling VPNs, drugs, and weapons which Siz occasionally pulled from. Additionally, Jacob set up the criminal leaderboard on the Dark Web (an anonymous leaderboard for criminals that awards points based on the crime that's submitted [Siz was in first place for a significant amount of time]) where Siz is actively submitting crime clips in the hope of claiming the first-place prize of $50,000, several bricks of cocaine, and several different types of class two weapons. However, Jacob had stipulated that a minimum of at least 10 people must have submitted crimes to the leaderboard before the prizes were distributed (with the original closing date being one week after the leaderboard was opened.) But, that minimum number wasn't reached before the one week had ended (causing Jacob to extend the prize date indefinitely until the minimum number of participants was reached.) As of this writing, Siz (pseudonym Zis on the leaderboard) is in second place behind Speedy, although this is due to the fact that UberHaxorNova himself has not uploaded Siz's more recent criminal activities to the leaderboard (of which contains two jailbreaks [one of the most valuable crimes on the leaderboard] and many various robberies, police evasions, and kidnappings since he last uploaded.) To remedy the issue of the Dark Web's low user base, Jacob instructed Siz to attempt to spread knowledge of the Dark Web through the distribution of VPNs (a device that allows users to bypass the minigames and pass-code normally required to access the Dark Web.) Although, Siz himself expressed concern that even with the VPNs people would still be "too lazy" to use the Dark Web in any real capacity (as seen by the people already on leaderboard), but Jacob assured him that when knowledge of its usefulness spread, more people would be enticed to use the Dark Web. Siz's stated strategy was to introduce the new criminals he encountered to the Dark Web through the sale of VPNs, however he never did this due to him either: forgetting the need to sell VPNs in its entirety or not even get a chance to make an offer as a situation rapidly developed (such as robbing a Fleeca Bank or an untimely brain explosion [hard crash].) And so, after several weeks Siz had only found one person willing to acquire a VPN (with this individual not being a new user, as they had already regularly accessed the Dark Web without a VPN) in exchange for a Panto. Due to the above difficulty in finding new users on Siz's end, the migration of previously Dark Web exclusive services to other platforms in the city, in addition to a growing perception of its general uselessness among citizens of the city caused the development of the Dark Web to be effectively halted. Therefore, Siz shifted his priorities elsewhere and no longer focuses on finding new users for the now defunct Dark Web. Months later, Jacob returns with plans to revive the Dark Web and rebranding the electronics store with physical locations around the city such as one in Mirror Park. Siz is still willing to help Jacob out wherever needed and has since provided Jacob with various electronics and other items from the days of old. |
Siz and Loading the Cocaine
Denzel the Connect |
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After returning from MarioCon, Siz was introduced to the world of cocaine dealing when he was approached by Denzel Williams and his wife, Deannedruh "Dee" Sweet. Denzel and Dee met up with Siz and brought him up to speed with what he’s missed while being out of the city. Denzel then stated that he distributes cocaine within the city and asked Siz if he was interested. Siz stated that he was interested and Denzel offered him a brick of cocaine for a discounted price of $17,000 with future prices being $20,000. He then explained the process of breaking down the brick and the areas and prices to sell to locals. Afterwards, they agreed to meet at a different location for payment and another location for the drop-off. |
Otto, Nino, Speedy, Leanbois and the 7 Bricks |
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The Leanbois and Speedy (with Siz tagging along) arranged a meeting after Speedy, Lang Buddha, Denzel Williams and Ricky Robins kidnappped Joe Caine for ransom and received 7 bricks of Cocaine from Otto Delmar in exchange for Joe's safety. The meeting revolved around how they might deal with Otto's retaliation. The group discussed how they might flip the 7 bricks of cocaine quickly and quietly. Going through the options, Siz raised the name of Nino Chavez as a potential buyer. After a small deliberation, the group agreed and Siz moved away from the group and called up Nino. Siz hints that he has several bricks to offer as a middleman to which Nino stated that he's interested. Siz drops the $150,000 price for the 7 bricks declared by Speedy during the meeting to which Nino requests a meeting for such a large deal. Siz returned to the group to setup the meeting and called back Nino to inform him of the go ahead for the meeting and the parties involved. Nino becomes a little skeptical after hearing Speedy and the Leanbois were involved but he was still down for the meeting. Nino arrived to the meeting and offered 2 options with one being to act as a middleman to another potential buyer or lowering the price. They argued on the price until Nino eventually says he's not interested. Nino then leaves and as the group returned to figure out how they can flip it themselves, Siz offered to buy them for $150,000. The group agreed and set the deal to happen at another place. |
Other Notable Relationships
Friends, Family, and Business Partners |
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Al Saab
Denzel Williams
Tony Corleone
Victoria "Vivi" Veine
Erin Cox
Arthur Hammond
Nino Chavez
Allen Widemann
Matt Joe (Kray-Tor Skullfondler)
Evita "Mother" Nimm
Buck Colton
Juan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez
Matthew Payne
Jerry Callow
Chang Gang
Curtis Swoleroid
Summer Mersion and Adrienne West
Wayne Biggaz
Raja Bahadur
Alabaster Slim
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Criminal Record
As of 5/22/2020
Status of Drivers License: 6 points
Warrant Status: N/A
- Accessory to Attempted Murder of a Government Employee x1
- Accessory to Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x1
- Accessory to Escaping Custody x5
- Accessory to First Degree Robbery x1
- Accessory to Robbery x14
- Assault x1
- Assault with Deadly Firearm x2
- Assault with Deadly Weapon x25
- Attempted Jailbreak x2
- Attempted Manslaughter x2
- Attempted Murder x3
- Attempted Murder of a Government Employee x15
- Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x1
- Battery x5
- Brandishing non Firearm x1
- Brandishing of a Firearm x1
- Burglary x2
- Criminal Possession of Government-Issued Baton x1
- Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x62
- Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 2] x27
- Criminal Possession of a Taser x27
- Criminal Use of a Firearm x10
- Disobeying a Peace Officer x2
- Disorderly Conduct x1
- Driving On The Wrong Side of The Road x2
- Driving while Intoxicated x2
- Driving on a Suspended/Revoked License x4
- Escaping Custody x2
- Evading x13
- Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x3
- Felony Hit and Run x1
- Felony Possession of Controlled Dangerous Substance OXY or METH x1
- Felony Possession of Crack Cocaine x1
- Felony Possession of Marijuana x1
- Felony Trespassing x3
- First Degree Robbery x6
- First Degree Speeding x3
- Flying into Restricted Airspace x1
- Gang Related Shooting x2
- Grand Theft Auto x1
- Joyriding x12
- Kidnapping x23
- Misdemeanor Possession of Cocaine x4
- Misdemeanor Possession of Controlled Dangerous Substance OXY or METH x39
- Misdemeanor Possession of Crack x8
- Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana x2
- Negligent Driving x1
- Obstruction of Justice x4
- Operating a Motor Vehicle Without Proper Identification x1
- Piloting Without a Proper License x2
- Possession of Band of Notes and Small Band of Notes x1
- Possession of Drug Paraphernalia x1
- Possession of Molotov x1
- Possession of a Stolen Identification x1
- -OLD/Not updated-
- Receiving Stolen Property in the Third Degree x2
- Reckless Driving x4
- Reckless Evading x27
- Resisting Arrest x17
- Robbery x17
- Tampering With a Vehicle x1
- Unlawful Imprisonment x1
- Vandalism of Government Property x1
Episode List
This is a list of all episodes and major happenings for each one, this will help people catch up and know when certain major or minor events happened if they wanted to go back and rewatch.
Links to the VOD are located below the stream title.
VOD's provided by: https://tvods.se/v/uberhaxornova.html
Playlist: Siz Fulker • GTA V RP • No Pixel • UberHaxorNova
# | Title/ VOD | Stories |
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1 |
Siz Fulker 1 (April 19) |
Bogg introduces Siz to the city Siz meets Stevie Siz's face gets berated by multiple people Siz is adopted by Mother Siz's delivery Job The FaceBook Tour Ft. Stevie, Mother "Zombie" Siz meets Windsong The Sexorcism, Bag Head Siz Siz meets Buck The Truck Driving Buck sees the true Siz Siz's Therapy Dab's 5$ Tip, Snow Mission and Gun Dab teaches Siz about life and women in his Lambo The Roll: Dab vs Mother Skating Park fight Ft. Stevie, Mother, Ziggy, Bobby |
2 | Siz Fulker 2-3
(April 21) |
Mother calls them, The Family, the League of Villains
Mother's 'Hot' Secret Lair Mother's 'Meaty' Secret Lair Stevie's Bald Windsong's Taxi Services Buck and the Weed Party, Ft. Mel. Mel Tazer vs Siz's Machete Buck, Siz vs Bouncer The Casino Blackjack and the Koreans Ft. Dab, Gomer, Buck, Mother Siz meets Family Sister Vivi Judd's Winery Job Interview Ft. Cops Siz's Doppelganger James Buck's Brother Gomer Siz sports car test drive Siz's first Car |
3 |
Sidestory / Siz vs The Internet (April 25) |
Siz Happy Nice Canada Adventures The Strip Club visit Siz steals friendly canadian Car Siz meets Kelly Rumors of the Dark Web |
4 | Siz Until Internet goes away
(April 28) |
The Strip Club Stabbing Incident
Siz vs the World Kevin Shaw Attorney at Law! Kevin protects Siz Bug Man Siz Hides from the world The Longest Kidnapping The Rejuvination Suit The Vagos Leader, Speedy |
5 | Fingers Crossed
(April 30) |
Rejuvinaton Suit Siz
Windsong Nature adventure Ft. Deer Siz's First Boner, the Orgy talk Siz reveals 'real' age to Windsong The Doctor who saved me Healed Siz Attack a Taco vs Windsong and Siz 1 Attack a Taco vs Windsong and Siz 2 Siz burns, Crazy Local woman vs Heidi Siz's Sadness Jump |
6 | Waiting Room 1-2
(May 3) |
GRIMY MOTHERFUCKER
Kevin calls Siz in front #Resolution Family vs Windsong The Parking Lot Incident Jump The Scar is Back Stopped by Snow |
7 | Sizzle Down
(May 4) |
Siz sees and tests the Brawler, Dab Approved
Buck Tutorial NPC; Robbing, Jobs, Recycle Centre, and more Siz learns to rob houses Siz vs Raja. The OxySwallow. Ft. Cops Jacob's Meeting The Broken Tail light Jacob's Shotgun, the Weapon Business House Project Speedy's Weed Business James Tinklebottom |
8 | Its a jamboree
(May 8) |
Maxi meets the Family, and Siz
Siz learns advanced lockpicks Siz visits Speedy in prison Siz Jewelry Store attempt It was the Penguin Mask! Siz's Jail Time |
9 | Siz gets Risky
(May 10) |
The One man Band
Speedy's Big Time Weed Business Dab's Shotgun Edna's Ultimate Flawless Bank Heist Ft. Millenials Kevin warns Siz don't do the mission The Mission Ft. Stevie, Windsong Kevin sees Siz did the mission anyway |
10 | This is Siz Ok
(May 11) |
Siz's first time in the fight tournament Champion Gomer Vulture Siz fails Jewelry store with Dab's Shotgun Dab teaches Siz how Heists Work Dab, Siz Duo Paleto, Gomer's Blockade Dab Plans the Explosive Bus Tour Siz wants in Dab's Inner Circle Dab's chose Siz as the Bus Driver Stevie vs Dab on Siz's Path Domestic Abuse caught on Camera Siz plans the Bus Tour Speedy's Forest Home Siz becomes Speedy's Green Pusher/ Gardener Speedy Teaches How Weed Grows |
11 | Siz Secret Stream
(May 12) |
Mother teaches the Decryptors/ USBs Mother and Siz finds a home for Jacob's Plan Siz's new Home New Home Celebration Ft. Dab, Buck, Mother Dab's Limo Siz introduces Bus Plan to Family Ft. Stevie, Dab, Mother Mother Joyrides Dab's Limo The Scuffening Ft. Buck, Mother, Stevie, Amara Vagos Siz vs Jacob Dream Match |
12 | Sizzle me softly
(May 14) |
The Underwater Tour Adventure Ft. Mother, Buck Buck fixes Siz's jellyfish sting Siz's tractor Ft. Mother Buck teaches Siz the choplist Siz gets fired from the winery Siz vs Buck's Windshield and a Pole Siz's new holy calling Siz vs Speed, Round 2 Ft. Buck Siz invites Windsong to his home The Prison Break Aftermath Siz's Convenience Store Heists Ft. Windsong |
13 | Sizzle my biscuits
(May 15) |
"TJ's" World
Bugstars! Ft. Siz Paul and Not Bovice Bovice World Assassination Ft. Siz Dab, Saab, Siz Heist Saab learns about Dab's Step son Siz Siz Asks Hostaged Clown about Windsong Saab, Dab, Siz VG Math Problem Windsong's Failed Assassination Alpha Siz angry at Mother Speedy's Back Up, Vagos Siz Speedy Warns The Family to not mess with Vagos Deep voice Siz making up a "Confrontation with Jacob" scenario Siz lets Ziggy know he might die, spills Family Ties The Meetup with The Family, Clap those Cheeks Siz opens up his problem about the Family |
14 | Mario Maker 2 Reaction
(May 16) |
Siz sells weed with Ellie
The Windsong Breakup, Sexist Siz Stuck sheep Saab's number |
15 | Siz in a situation
(May 18) |
Mother and Siz have a talk Missing Ex Girlfriend Siz in Hiding Siz watches the Fighting Tournament from Afar Siz explains to Speedy the situation Situation: Bovice World, Family Problem, Windsong Missing Siz explains to Kevin the situation Kevin's mustache Waterfall Situation Explanation Ft. Mother, Carter, Kevin Siz explains to White Knight Saab, Ellie The Sports Car Show Ft. Dab, Kevin, Buck Dab explains the Bus Tour Plan Siz meets new sister Erin Grimy Motherfucker hits poor ol Tyrone |
16 | Siz drives a bus... hopefully
(May 19) |
Bus Tour attempt stopped by storm Siz attempts to be a firefighter Speedy's being followed by a Puto, Siz Speedy's Back Up, Vagos Siz Speedy's plan to lockdown Recycling Centre Speedy, the Smart Business Man, Reckless Gangbanger Judge vs Vagos Siz saves a Judge Family Meeting: Mother, Stevie, Carter, Vivi, Erin Siz vs Bus Driver Siz meets Speedy's Cousin Speedy argues with Greens, Carter |
17 | Rip Freefolk
(May 22) |
The Explosive Bus Tour Ft. The Gnomes DnD Player vs Machine Gun Siz is now initiated within Dab's Circle, get Paid $$ Siz meets Zelda for the first time Wingman Dab helps Siz know Zelda Zelda agrees Date, gives Phone Number. No Handjobs Dab says Zelda is Jacob's sister Boat plan Heist, Dab, Chang, Uchiha The BRAWLER is Born, Saab Dab Discount Siz vs the Statue Man |
18 | Chill
(May 23) |
Siz vs the Scammer Ravi Ft. Bodyguard Siz and Zelda First Date Date: Sunset, Pier Pictures, Parkouring Ft. Chicken Worm The River Jump Siz invites Zelda to his home |
19 | War. Total War
(May 24) |
Small banks come into town Brawler gets Buffed Siz's Brawler vs Cops Plan Gomer, Dab, Taco Siz Heist, Ft. Speedy Hostage Someone Shot Siz's Bike, Ft. Speedy Speedy's Big Money Gift to Siz |
20 | Brawler Status
(May 25) |
The small banks open season
Siz vultures on bank robbers Siz robs the statue scammer Siz's Brawler vs Windsong's Sunflower Siz vs Windsong CQC Match Siz hits a rock, Nature - 1 Siz hits a tree, Nature - 2 Siz meets Dundee in prison Siz, the lifeguard |
21 | Me and My Brawler
(May 26) |
The last time Siz meets Dab
The last jewelry store heist Zelda saves Siz in the last moment "Lawyer Paul" fails to meet Dab |
22 | Siz Depression
(May 31) |
Siz meets Anabelle, Whiteman
Siz remembers Dab in his Lamborghini Gomer consoles Siz and becomes his new mentor Gomer teaches the ways of the Pixerium Siz and Zelda hangs out, eats garbage Siz jumps off again vs Dias |
23 | Siz Starving
(June 1) |
The Warrant Made on the Spot Local Cops Shoot Siz on Prison Tuna guy stuck on Prison Zelda Official Date Cops vs Siz in a Bulldozer Step Dab: Load the Cocaine |
24 | I AM OLDER
(June 3) |
One Canadian still pissed off at Siz Copper vs Siz Speedy's 2nd in Command Siz |
25 | Siz Drizzle Bop
(June 5) |
Tug Boat on land Siz tries lockpicking power stations Testing out the Trophy Truck The Chicken Job ft. Allen Ziggy scoping out the Drug Dealing strip BlackJack with Gomer |
26 | Siz Opens Can
(June 6) |
Fighting Tournament, Buck Wins
Siz runs over a cop Siz discovers he can rob his neighbors Buck Mountain Adventure Siz burns a car, wrote "Free Dab" Gomer and Taco Mansion Robbery Gomer and Taco Bank Heists |
27 | Siz Can Crime
(June 7) |
Nobody wants to rob a bank with Siz
Zelda talks about the family Siz's first time racing Siz races Speedy, Jesus, Gomer, Dundee, Eddie Speedy turns into a Speedy Bump Siz meets Kevin again after a long time Mother and Alabaster offers help on the strip club stabbing Mother reveals her gun deal business Mother introduces Siz and Mask Dundee Sends It |
28 | E3 Day 1 EA
(June 9) |
Siz turns himself in after a scuffed escape
Siz teaches step sister Erin the weed ways The Terminal Abduction gone very wrong Speedy's first small bank heists Speedy's 6x6 vs Mount Chilliad Siz's neighbor is Windsong and the Clown! The Scuffilitis Spreads |
29 | Siz and his Garbage
(June 12) |
Siz and the Goblin talks dark web uprising
"Zis" visits darkweb 4.0 and the crime leaderboards Siz's bank robbery vlogs Grandab helps Siz vlog bank robbery against Dias Erin gifts Siz a tazer Siz vs Dias and Bobby in the city and mountains Tunershop, Leanbois vs Purple gang prewar, Erin tries to get purple gang info Zelda, Siz and Erin find buyers for their weed bulks Erin vs Zelda accidental stabbing The Matrix Room with Zelda Everyone's an Arms Dealer or Buyer Upcoming gang war + Dark web leaderboards = Street Wars I |
30 | Siz & his Troubles
(June 13) |
Siz vlogs Buck and Maxy Mersion's empty jewelry heist
Siz vs his weed bulk Siz's 'controversial' escape Burger Chang and Glady's Siz vlogs hostaged bank heist with Buck and Saab Siz and Saab vlogged heist, hostaged Ryan, Saab's thermite practice Meet the Mersions Saab, Freya and Siz in Home Invasion. Ft. Mersions Saab 3, Cops 0 Chang vs Chris drama, Saab vs Purples, Siz x Uber Eats Pasta Saab and Siz escapes death car Mime interupts Saab and Siz's bank streak Siz saves Saab. Siz, The Backup Bodyguard Kraytor approves the Brawler Zelda tries Siz's fruit punch soaked weed A blind man, A hippie, and a clown walk in Siz and Zelda's neighborhood Zelda joyrides the Brawler at Mount Chilliad, Lovers' Quarrel ensues Glady's "hot" blind man mountain and beach adventure Erin follows Siz's dramatic, kidnap-filled, murderous, gossipy family footsteps Siz reveals his past with family, Erin reveals her past, and Annabelle's truth Erin reveals there's a citywide powerful "no schizo zone" overseer gun dealer Erin becomes what Siz could have been without loyal friends and Dab's clout Siz and Zelda fistbumps Brawler Ownership Death Deal Siz, Zelda and Erin decides to meet up the secret gun dealer, schizo free |
31 | Siz and his weeds
(June 14) |
Brothers Buck and Gomer in a tuner shop
Goodbye Gnome Outfit, Beige Jacket, Hello Discount Sonic, Siz Whirlpool Outfits Cranky Cops vs Siz Multiple Chase Mia, Snake Buck and Siz Whirlpool Robs 2 Banks with Kelly as Hostage Siz sees Windsong Criminal News Record Siz vs his Weed bulk Siz becomes Tuna Guy's boss Siz's Slowest Smallest Smartest Cars vs Dias Dab's Car in The Lawn Party Neighbors vs 911 Dias Dias watching Siz the whole time The Neighborhood Shooting Siz vs Dias: The Epic Chase, Vlogged Dias vlogs his 24/7 Dirt Championship win against Siz Siz vs Dias: Shitlord Duel in the Big House Siz vs Dias Extended Erin and Siz Slips Up Big Time Erin and Siz Quiet Talk |
32 | Siz and his FailRP
(June 15) |
Siz's 4 Ant Sized Felony Siz vs Valuable Goods |
33 | Siz & Attempted Prison
(June 15) |
Early Jail RP
Siz's Learns about Kevin and Dab in Father's Day Gomer solves the Weed Mystery Selling Green in Green Territory Siz Whirlpool, Gomer, Saab, vs Heists, Runescape Mia. Ft. Scuff Siz, Coco, Maxi Heist, Ft. Hostaged WindTunnel Mersions vs Chang Backstory Bank Money, Blackjack Money, Full House Siz vs Weed Bulk, New Streets Tuna Guy Wins Big in BlackJack Big Tuna, Big Dreams Cop Chase: Small Car, Big Jumps, Wet Siz Siz lets Big Tuna under E.R.I.N's Wing Assault SMG Loot Crate Tuna's Loyalty vs Sizter Erin Big Tuna vs Big Boss Snake |
34 | Siz & Guns or Something
(June 17) |
Offstream: Siz "Slays" "Sam". Meet Jacob, Gomer, Slim
Dream Episode: Millionaire Siz To The GTAOnlineVerse OOC: Burnt Tuna Cookie Jar Dream Episode: Siz To The GTAOnlineVerse 2 Dream Episode: Saab, Siz, Shaggy PrisonBreak Attempt Dream Episode: Snowy Siz, Brawler Chase, Siz vs Cops, Trophy Truck Dream Episode: Siz vs Vince "Sham Wow Scam Now" Zelda's Weed Daddy Siz Big Bank Heist: Saab, Sonic Siz, Gomer, Mario Chang Leap of Faith Rolex Filled, Valuable Goods Filled Kraytor wants Clown Blood A Barbarian, A Spec Op, A Hilbilly and A Crimelord walks in a Motel Kraytor Teaches Windsong's Mom a Lesson, Finds Clown Dias vs John look like Siz Backstory John's Life Prison Worthy New Mission, Trust No One Siz, Raccoon Wednesday Mushkin, Kraytor Clean Double Heist, Last Boomstick Erin hits Boss, Erin Gets Fired Backstory. Gun Deal Update |
35 | A Guy Streaming
(June 19) |
OOC: Tuna vs Curtis Ft. Raheem
Gun Dealer Siz Ft. Kevin, Buck Fireman "Paul", Ellie and Mia Mersion "Fixes" a Bank Wednesday, Siz bank Roberry, Cheaper Gun Deals Chang Uchiha Springer: Saab vs Brenda. Cameraman Siz Trial by Combat - Brenda:Uchiha vs Saab:Chang Shame! Ft. Brenda's Weed Truck Siz and Kraytor Heist and Back Up. Ft. Wife Knife UberDrivorSiz: Mia met Dab, Ft. Wednesday The Cursed Garage, Ft. Salty Canadians Abdul meets Brawler, Ft. Cop, Denzel Stripclub Stabbing Incident Revisited Ft. Denzel, Jordan Free Crimelord, Caught Carjacker. Ft. AJ "BigDick" Hunter |
36 |
Root Beer Fueled Stream (June 20) |
Gun Dealer Crimelord Siz, Ft. Speedy, Gomer, Saab
Kelly's Gas Magic Trick, Mel vs Bus OOC: Zis Soloing Crime Leaderboards Good Jordan Fixes Pawn Shop Ban Saab Sex Tips Ft. Trunk Scraps Saab & Classy Yung Bag Heists, meets a 'Fortnite Kid' Spoilers, Saab and the Single Second Getaway Saab, Streek Voice Siz Heist, Ft. Crack and Chips Saab, Siz Whirlpool Heist, Ft. News Team CARMAGEDDON! Ft. Saab, Chips, Clown, Parking God, Police Force Siz and "Mildred's" Car Ft. Bad Jordan |
37 | Siz Hides
(June 21 / 22) |
Saab, Tony, Curtis, Siz 'FruitRoll' Whirlpool, Big Heist
Gun Dealer Siz Connections Leanbois Big Bank Heist vs Dias and Williams Ft. Hostage Saab vs Thermite Fire Time Out: Scuffilitis. Time In: Epic Chase The Last Saab Premonition in Leanbois birthplace. Ft. Dr Choi Dias vs Siz King of the Dirt Callout Siz, Saab, Tony Fruit talk Dias vs Siz, Saab Shootout Save Siz's River Boat Ride Ft. Zelda Siz 10/10 Swan Dive Ft. Tony Stalker Diaz arc Siz Hides, Ft. Dias & Bobby Revelation "Auto Pilot" Car and the Slowest Chase Ft. Bobby, Dias "Peter Parker" gets caught by Diaz Electronics Store RP. Family Meeting Siz and Zelda Ends The Old Age City in Flames ASMR Hearing and Voices Ft. Erin, Copper Vodka Drunk Gomer Siz in a Cop Car Ft. Erin Siz's Long Lost Sister, Martha Fulker, Short Lived Drunk Gomer Martha, Siz, Eugene in a Cop Car Siz vs Ziggy Cop Car Chase Ft. Motorcycle Cop Lord of the Mountain Ziggy vs Water, Ft. Cop vs Land Siz "Blows Up" 4 Cops, Cheats Death, Siz Takes their bike! Siz vs Cops 3v1 Mountain Chase Ziggy catches Siz, must drive all the way back for his ID Siz, I've come to bargain Siz wants to go to jail so bad, God says no and Spreads Scuffilitis Siz dreams of jumping off |
38 | Siz & New Vagos
(June 24) |
Bearvice World vs Computer
Bovice Team Heist Plan Denzel Weednation Backstory Potential Weedlord, Ft. Greg Denzel's Dont Trust Anyone Idea Ft. Alan "Siz is not just a criminal, he's something else" Siz and Erin's Twin Color Cars Siz and Erin's Weed Business Ft. Roof Parkouring Lil B Job Ft. Store Robbery, Diaz New Cop Truck Dias Vs Brawler Siz, King of the Dirt Championship Siz is not King of the Water Dias Reclaims King of the Dirt But not if Siz forgets |
39 | Mario Maker 1 Finale
(June 25) |
High Windsong, Low Troubles
A Local Broke Erin's Car, Not Siz, Ft. Forums Erin News, Good, She's a Weapon Dealer. Bad, She Got Snapped Gun Price Go Up, Siz Mental State Go Down ErinTor Outfit, DabCoin Crypto, Married Slim Siz vs Erin's Tazer before Scuffilities Security God Ban Denzel and Saab Wild Hostage Backstory Siz Gun Dealer Update, Ft. Gomer, Slim Cox Siz "I Blew up 4 Cops with my Mind" Story Ft. Gomer HangUp Games: Denzel, Gomer, Greggy, Speedy Cousin Gazza and WeedPusher Greggy Nerfed Guns, Cars, Money, Weed, Speedy Speedy, Sonic Siz Heist, Ft. Hostage Shooter Speedy's into American Gangster, Siz is into Grinch Speedy Public Murderer Respect Backstory "Fernando", Sonic Siz Whirlpool Heist, Ft. Bobby Speedy, Siz, Brawler, Vs 4 Cops, Ft. Scuff City Spidey Gomer Siz, Speedy, Ft. Nice Hostage, Medic Spidey Siz Dies Hidden Uncle Dundee sees Siz Wiki |
40 | Sizonian Fulker
(July 13) |
While Siz played at MarioCon, Dias trained the art of Ultra Instinct Knock Knock Neighbor Otto, Otto's orgasm voice |
41 | Whatever floats my boat
(July 15) |
Siz Loads the Cocaine
Allen sold Dab's Lambo to Buck Uncle Buck says no to Drugs World War I : Lean, Vagos, vs Purple, Green, World War II : Prune, Slim, Gomer, vs Korean, Biker, Mersion, Dundee Trucknado vs Siz Ft. Gladys, Buck Siz "Dies" in a hospital, Ft. Riggs, Choi, Bovice Bugstars World Ft. Mia, Bovice Foot Spider Evidence on Paul Desnutsio's Foot Ft. Mia Denzel walks in a Bad Situation, Ft. Ricky, Mia, Kermit Bovice Bugstars Plan Up, Hostage Plan Down Red Gang \_ean Bois Affiliate Denzel, Ft. Hard R Hard R's Kidnap Hank Challenge. World Record! Siz Rolls for Hank's Life, Head Explodes Ft. Edna Hard R's Madison Mission Ft. Kray Tor, Wrong Target Kraytor, Siz vs Jewelry Store Short Chase Ft. Reporter Hard R Mission, Ft. Speedy, Kraytor, Madison, Mission Success Dias playing in his Mountain Habitat Erin x Ziggy Problem Backstory Ft. Slim, Hilda Pixerium and Gun Businessman Speedy Dias vs Kraytor Banter, Ft. Invisible Old Man, Speedy, Cousin |
42 | Bonafide Water Drinker
(July 16) |
OOC: Dirt King Top 5: Dias, Siz, Ziggy, Riggs, Kraytor War Update: Buck, Ricky, Chips Saved Denzel from Purple, Koreans Buck, Gladys Car Accident, Gomer Cutie Pie Hug Gladys News, Crimelord Siz Supplies Gang War, Picture Girl War Update: Saab, Brenda Water Date, Ft, Vinny, Chang, Buck New Pockets, Lost Plastic, New Guns Siz Films Dead Picture Girl (Jane) Ft. Gladys, Norman Evil Crimelord Siz to New Strangers, Ft. Chicken Worm Siz hears Honest Truck Driver Nathan "manslaughtered" Jane Ft. Cop Siz, Nathan, Visits Jane in the Morgue, Rolls for Twitter #Corpse A Thousand Miles Chase Ft. Invisible Siz in the Heck Realm, Dias, Ripley Ghost Siz Snaps Dias and Ripley into the heck realm Siz Trades Stolen Hot Car for a Cop Car, Ft. Zelda, "Alakazam" 2nd Thousand Miles Cop Car Chase and River Chase Ft. Dias, Svenson Siz in an Interrogation Room Tells Alakazam Cop Car Deal Ft. Dias Dias says Ziggy and Erin were banging update New City Gun Rules and Stores Ft. Erin Siz Hides Again Ft. Dias Dias and The Long Last Dab Walk, Siz Cop Killer Records The Ultimate Decision: Trust Dias, give Gun Back Deal vs Raid The PD Gun Return Deal Ft. Dias, Erin |
43 | Bonifide Cop Killer
(July 17) |
Saab Calls Siz for Prison Bus Break Backup Ft. Bogg, Kindle The Z Team Banters and Plans their Bus Shootout The Shootout Ft. Wild Local Drivers The Prison Bus Rescue Mission Passed, Buddha, Ellie, Tony Saved "Dab would be Proud" -Saab Saab Gives Siz stolen pd guns, Siz drops it off Mother's Erin has been awake since "yesterday" Rasta Racer Roman Car Chop Update, Siz Dodges Tony Hostage Attempt Siz plays the hangup game with Rasta A wild Erin appears! Siz Car Crash Vivi Update: Jacob Crush, Mia, Raccoon, Dark Web Affiliations "Stevie's on a long vacation" -Vivi Invisible Grimey Motherfucker's Brawler Eastside Tyrone getting robbed and shot all the time Backstory Siz ditches 'hot' clothes: Sonic, Baghead. Gets Orange Kenny Outfit 2nd Prison Bus Break Ft. Tyrone, Chang, Ramee. Save Tony Pt.2 Siz Saves Injured Sleeping Tyrone. The shootout aftermath \_ean Prison Bois, "Chang is Disappointed, puts hit on Siz" -Hard R Not enough cops for a Siz solo jail break Rated R Superstar Wants Siz to become the Zodiac Killer Wyatt lives in a Wyoming Void Ft. Ricky \_ean Prison Breakout Boys: Tony, Denzel, Ricky, Siz. Save Chang, Ramee The Truck Job, Hackerman Siz, The Lost Fuse Box, Siz Shot Down. Failed Prison Break Attempt |
44 | Bonifide Orange Boy
(July 18) |
OOC: Buddha reminds Siz of Dab
OOC: Lucky Kraytor saved by Siz Jailbreak Orange Vanilla Brawler is Born, Burpy Erin Phone Call Family's Children Reunion: JailBreaker Siz, Murderer Vivi, Love Triangle Erin Erin Backstory: Kiki, Chips, Bikers Dangers "Uhm...I have another PD Gun" Siz to Erin "Dias wants to fuck you Siz" -Erin "I like that Jacob's weird" -Vivi Outfit: Goodbye Rejuvination Suit, New Orange Rep Suit Siz plays Mario Maker 2 on his Brawler, Siz is not a Jugalo New Gold, In Yellow Territory. Brawler's not yellow, it's Orange Leanbois Empty Small Bank Heist, Ft. Jugalo Girl, Burger Negotiation Tony Drives Clean getaway, Siz plays Mario Maker, Tony Music Beats LeanBois Empty Big Bank Heist Double Date Hostage, Siz Cosby, Speech Impediment BrokeBois Saab Convenience Store Heist, Brenda Loans Saab $25000 Tony with LeanBois in their LeanCar Escape, Monopoly Talk Siz tries the Smelter Watches for Gold Bars Siz Hires Stabbing Victim, Hank Dogstaff BoviceWorld vs ClownTown, Siz Darkwebs Clown's Info, Ft. Ghost Car Siz and the Clown's Graceful Fall from Grace into Bovice World Siz Throws up in Bovice Underworld Vivi's Guns in the Stash house, Wants to meet Bovice Siz Tries to Corrupt Nathan Once Again, Nathan Wants to become Cop vs Bovice ChainRobbing banks after another after another after another Ft. Not Mike, Nathan Short Family Reunion Ft. Stevie, Vivi |
45 | Siz is Orange
(July 20) |
Siz sounds different Ft. Tony, Brenda
Thomas, Edna's InJustice League Crackdealer Siz 1000$ Beggar Donation, Ft. Nino, Ramee Lawyer Erin vs Siz on Coke Connect Buyer, Ft. Underwear Talk Jacob Stashhouse, Erin Neighbor, Load the Cocaine Siblings Hangup Games vs Nino Ft. Lawyer Erin Tricks, Ramee Load the Cocaine, Ft. Nino, Ramee, Fartgirl Erin Chop Shop Lean Boi Turf, Ft. Crack Nino, Ramee, Eddie, Erin High Nino High Jump, "Millionaire" Saab's Trade, Ft. Esther Siz buys Hospital Chocolates and Flowers Saab's Car got Orange Festival Upgrade by Siz Siz Chill plays Mario Maker 2 in Leanbois Serious Drama LeanBig Drug Deal, Ft. HardR, Speedy, Otto Siz reps Tang Gang, LeanVagos seperates Tuner, Gomer's Gang 7 Bricks, Nino, $150,000, Leanbois, Speedy, Siz Buyout Siz Fulfils Dab's Message: Load the Cocaine, Santa Siz Raincoat, Sandals Siz. Coke Siblings Talk Coke Deal, Cuffed PeErin Erin, Vivi's list, doesn't want to hang out with her, Takles Siz Load the Cocaine Brick by Freaking Brick, Laylowbois Dab has taught Siz well to help his friends in need sacrificing himself Newb Squad: Uber Robber Siz, NightRobber Hank, Hostage Dwayne, Late Esther Botch Robbers, Kind Hostage Ft. Hank, Siz, Dwayne Botch Bank Round 2, Pepegas. Siz Joyrides Landed It and Deer |
46 | Tang Gang
(July 22) |
Siz Finds Scuffed Tony in an Alley
Ghost Siz, Empty City, Full Hospital, Gun Heist Fallout Ghost Siz Ft. Buck, Gomer. Snaps Uchiha to the Heck Realm Hangup Games vs Saab, Nino. Siz plays Brawler Mario Maker Master Jebaiter Nino, talks PeanutButter Gang War Nino's New Info Crack Market, Family Business, Cookie Jars Dundee Calls, War Update, Pingas Update, Bank Update Coke Dealer Brenda Update Out of the Loop. Ft. Dundee Zis visits DarkWeb, Coke Deal Ft. Nino. Peg Talk Family Talk Siz, Dab, Mother Relationship. Nino, Peg Talk LeanBois Gun Heist Went Poof Backstory Car Chop Experience, Work for Free Pix Ft. Siz, Saab. Purple Funeral Mario Maker Ft. Brenda, James, Gladys, Saab Siz pisses on a Grave, Water Broken Nintendo Switch Random Helicopter Landing, Car Landing Ft. Saab, Denzel Siz Watches Porn Parodies Backstory, Lean Chase Ft.Leanbois Leanbois Small Bank Heist Ft. Saab, Denzel Danny Siz and Yam Jerry Parkour Ft. Eddie, AJ, Jacob, Mother Lawyer Erin, Siz Pays Her. Siz Apologies. Prison Recon Denzel's Lawyer vs Siz's Lawyer Months off Prison Charges EMS Chris is now a Lawyer vs Sister Erin Lawyer Hangup Games vs Jacob, Denzel Ft. Erin, Baby Shark "Mob Boss" Allen calls for Brawler Payment Ft. Denzel Siz Fu\_ker tells Tang Gang History, Lean, Vagos Alliliate Siz asks Jacob about Vivi, Climbs a mountain with Brawler Siz makes connections with Money, Knowledge is power "Your Step Dab would be Proud" -Jacob to Yung Siz Electronics Store Down, Jail Break Respect Up Jacob Update: Leaderboards, DarkWeb, Nino, Store Nino Chaveggs, Siz Avoids Brawler Fiery Death Kraytor Teech 9 Gold Trade, Broken Brawler, Heavy Pistol Dab's Apprentice, Jonathan Ryker JR. 911 Phone Number Big Tuna, Little Tuna. Undercover JR PD Gun Plant Mission Windsong asks about Missing Happy Clown via Tuna Ft. Jacob JR vs Tuna PD Gun Mission, Crackhead Windsong Scuffed Small Bank Heist Jr, Kraytor, FireFighter Hostage Cop Shoots down Squad, Kraytor Dead, Hugger JR, Siz Escapes Lawyer Erin on Case, Spinal Siz, Ft. Lucy EMS, Kraytor "Why'd you fuck my sister?" -Siz to Ziggy about Erin Alpha Ziggy, Husband, Brother in Law, Sister Fucker Siz Sends Erin, Ziggy |
47 | Dang Tang Gang The Sequel
(July 23) |
Leanbois Chewed Out JR, wants their respect Siz is Yung Dab to JR, Gets Snapped |
48 | Orange Money Orange
(July 24) |
OOC: Ziggy, Dias Joyrides the Brawler
Nino's Big Money Deals, Bricks, VG, Gold, Watches OOC: Dab: Half a Brain. Siz, Half a Face Siz Meets GrandDab Eugene, Mike Calls from the Past Heist Jewelry Store Heist, Ft. Buck, "Donovan Mcnabby" Siz 'Cries' for his Grandma before going to jail Ft. AJ Siz and Nino Couldn't connect the right Codename in phone Mike gets in another Car Crash Siz Gets Payday Outfit, Gets Joyridden Brawler Tuned Ft. Mike Nino Businessman Big W Transaction Jewelry Store Heist Shootout Ft. ICU Mike, Black Brawler, Peter Shootout Aftermath, Mike Shot First, Negotiation Lie Ft. Angel, AJ Lawyer Erin On the Case, Van Transport Ft. Svenson, AJ, Wally Siz Plays Mario Maker on Jail Hunted Erin Detective Case Jewelry Store Vulture Ft. Kraytor, Seex Gold Bar Lawyer Erin, JewelStore Pro Kraytor, Badluck Siz Lays Low Erin Pees in a Bottle Siz wants Gold all Day, gets Golden Shower Instead Kraytor Pays Gomer With Gold and No Dollars Kraytor Gold Trade with Siz, Apprentice Betrayal Backstory |
49 | Gold or Something Nice
(July 25) |
Speedy's Business Deals: Guns, Coke, Cash, RepoMan Speedy: Leanbois x Vagos was too strong for big war |
50 | Tangerine Man
(July 26) |
Dias' Brawler, Tazes Siz to call it Even from Past Shootout Saab's Cheating RP Ft. Siz, Brenda |
51 | Orange Scented Stream
(July 27) |
Neighbor Dias Meeting Update: Bovice, Swat Gear
Brokebois Leanstreet Friend Ft. Buddha, Ellie, Curtis, Saab Siz vs Infected scuff Bus Ft. Snow, Ellie Green Lean Street Ft. Ellie, Speedy Weed House Stash Guns Siz Talks Silencer, Double Scuff Ellie, LeanHois Jewel Hoist LeanHois Empty Big Heist Ft. Saab, Ellie, Car Door. Evicted Talk about Something while Cops Watch, Ellie learns Fleeca 1/20 ScuffHois "Driver Saab" Crash Ft. Cole, Eyyyrin Best Driver Saab, Smoker Arthur, Siz Ft. Dias and the Radio PD. Perkins, Siz Teleports, Snapped Erin, Dias Love, Fired Saab Kraytor Heist Style Problem, Green's Back Denzel, Informant JR Fleeca Heist Hank, Siz, Hostage, vs Perkins, Scuff Barriers |
52 | Tang Me
(July 29) |
Siz Back to Green Selling, Siz Ignores RP
Siz and a Dog, Siz meets Gazza and Best Driver Ryan Scuff Gomer, Avril lover Ryan, Snapped Gazza Scuff Heist Siz, Ryan Card Refund with Dias, Chase Begins, Ft. Ryan "Best Drivers" Ryan vs Baas, Siz Jumps off, Ft. Flip Flops Nino VG Hunt Smelting Watches, FT. Eugene Vagos Arturo "Bones", Siz loses Big Green Ft. Arturo Arturo don't need chump change for hire Yung Scab Bodyguard Arturo TP off to Jail, then off to world Nino Gold Trade, Porno Shoot Ft. Nino, Eugene, Dias, Mike Scuff Dias and Siz on roof, Nino car with gold impounded Siz tries to corrupt Nathan again, Ft. Gun, 6 Watches Siz Litters Weed. "Brenda's Weeds" gets Flowers, Dojo Choi Mike back from ICU, met Dab at security Prison Mike vs Svenson Vendetta, No Strips, Free Passage Lie Bike training Montage Ft. Arturo. Fast Horns Jump Orale Nathan's Exciting Truck Job Offer Tries to UnCorrupt Siz Mel Shootout Fallout, Mike Hires a Driver The Driver Charles Johnson Ft. Vinny, Mike, Nathan Siz Scuffs, Mike Stalls by teaching Nathan Golf Charles Old Driver x Charles Baby Driver, Nathan, Scuff 8/20 Chance Scuff, Local Beat Up, Crack Accident, No Card Small Bank Heist Ft. Mike, CJ, Hostage Nathan, vs AJ, Dias Bloodhound vs Charles Chase, Siz Teleports in Prison Again Siz tries to lower the Charge, Ft. Dias, AJ, Archer Left Out Nathan asks about Siz's Life, Mike's Golf Caddy Loan Weed Shark Siz, Saab New Home, Ft. Payne, Brenda Saab's New Home Haggle, Siz misses Kraytours Siz ERP with Brenda Test Seduction, Siz likes money ERP Siz Wants 10% of LeanBois, BBC, Saab. Eddie's Race Payne's Car vs Allen's Car, Eddie's Race, Jordan, Saab Crash and Burn, Ft. Allen's Repo vs Ziggy Ft. Kraytor Ziggy Mountain Chase Ft. Allen, Soze, Mariachis Siz Escapes Prison Ft. Ziggy "Didn't Work Out Didn't it" |
53 | Tuesday Stream Best Stream
(July 30) |
Siz Loan Shark Phone Sex with Saab Ft. Brenda
Loan Shark Siz Ft. Allen Weed Fairy Siz Ft. Brenda, Brenda's Office Siz Jumps off a Building Ft. Brenda, EMS Salutes Coke Dealer Siz and Chips' 100$ Bills Ft. Freya Gold Heist Update Ft. Saab, JR, Tommy Saab needs money for Chips From Sugar Daddy Siz Back to Weed Business Ft. Weed Mike, Saab Uncle Al Saab Allowance for Chips Saab Pays off Siz Debt via VGs, Courthouse Bathroom Short Jewel Heist Ft. Saab, Adam Deal, Tuner Shop Back to Weed Business Pt 2 Ft. Weed Mike, Denzel Pre Tazer Tag: Gemini, Duel vs Brenda, Beggar Siz Saab vs Gemini's Hatchet, Bobby, Gemini's Lockpick Gladys, Norman R6 Tazer Tag 4v4: Siz, Judges, Saab Tazer Tang Gang Ft Chang Gang (1-1), Saab KO's Siz Blind Guy Jason, Saab can milk Siz Exploded Head Siz witnesses a Raid Ft. Dias Empty Heist Ft. Charles J, Gemini, Jason Early Chang Gets the Gold, Scuff Heist, Weed Fairy Siz Convenience Store wants FlashBang Ft. Dias, Soze Siz survives a headshot from Soze, Brain Damage Arc Siz Escapes Prison Again, "Gets Banned" |
54 | Tang is the Way
(July 31) |
Ellie rolls 19/20 for Heists, LB had Group Therapy
LeanStreet Update: Ricky, Speedy, Buddha, Curtis Speedy: Years in Jail, Gun Deals, Banks have Jackpot Scuffbois Convoy, Buddha vs Car Fire, Shitlord Shootout Green Selling, Ft. Shooter Local, Koreans, Saab's Home ScuffHois Ft. Saab, Tony, Tori's First, 19/20 Heist ScuffHois Rnd 2, Ft. Scraps, Sad Hostage, Dibs on Bank Pixerium Cash In Ft. Saab Tommy Gun, Siz Shotgun Saab Tommy Gun Test. ERP Saab. Ricky Denzel Taxers Lean Street Taxes on "Siz's Canadian Strip Club Hunter" LeanStreet Gang Local Shootout, Ricky ICU'd Siz Sends Guns to Pier, Underwater Fight vs Archer Wrong Man Wrong Crow Mask Ft. Angel, Dias, Archer "Flashbang Me" -Siz, Siz dances in Jail Time Ft. Archer Siz tries to rob Copper, Neighbor Happy Update Kraytor calls in loud storm, Phone ERP with Kraytor Kraytor Jewel Robbing Style Update, Kraytor to Matt Joe Saab Gun Trade Ft. Brenda, Charles Race Cuck by Saab Vagos vs Aztecs Ft. Braab, Siz Clucks in Green Radio Neighbor Dias' Decorator, Weed Fairy Siz, Weed Waster Dias Bigger Neighborhood Ft. Dias, Windsong, Clown, Herbert Cop Hostage Dias w/ Charles, Ft. Bobby, Brawler Ziggy 2nd Bank Ft. Jose, CJ Crashed, Ft. Saab Clutch Save |
55 | Jail RP? Tang Boy
(August 1) |
Siz No Warrants the Maskless Cop Kidnapping Bank Hiest Erin: Houses, Speedy, JailBreak, Streamers |
56 | Late as Heck
(August 2) |
Saab Update: Pixerium Guns have their IDs, Tang Car
Pix Cash Out Uzi, Dark Web VPN vs Gun ID's Ft. Saab. Siz Car Radio, Chip's Crack Buddy, VPN Salesman "19/20" Roll, Saab's Step Son Chips, Ft.Crackatha "1/20" Tunak Tunak Fail Heist Ft. Saab, Hefty Hostage "4/20" Numa Numa Empty Heist, Saab leaves for Uno Siz Jams out in his Brawler, Siz kicks down a cop bike Mob Boss Allen: Speedy v Raja, Pawn, Guns, VPN, Bank Siz Panto for Allen VPN Trade, Down with the Red Lights Kraytor: New Car Dreams, Siz Weeb Panto Chase Kraytor, River Rat, Fulker family meets Kraytor Siz Helps Flippy Vagos, Warrant Caught, Maskless Siz Fulkers in Prison area, Martha finds a Class 2 "Exploit" Siz in a Panto Blasting Music, Beer Crack Party Panto Greens Made Siz Hit the Floor, Hangover Siz Ft. Denzel Tang Gang Ooh Ahh ahh Drunk Siz blows up Ft. Denzel Drunk Uber Driving Siz, Ipod, Beers vs Defibrillator Nickelback Music Blasters Ft. Denzel, Adam |
57 | Early as Heck (kinda)
(August 3) |
Erin: VG for Eddie's Race Entry Fee
Kevin Shaw Update: Lawyer Erin, Gambling Siz Radio, Gladys Indie Music, Kelly, Cancer Money BlackJack: Tim, Kevin, Boe and More! Shots Fired. Siz and Tony Drive By Sound Payback Ft. Wonderwall Tony Drifting with Music, Siz Pukes, Cameraman Siz on Tony 'Banging Jessica' Video, Ft. Cops, Tony kidnapped by Local Taxi, Tony Car vs Cop Car ERP Siz drives Tony's Car Ft. Allen. Allen vs Tony Race Tony asks what CowChop, Gold, Wool is, Tony vs Clarkson Siz, Tony talks Pasts, Leanbois. Sad Heist Ft. Brazilian Naruto Translator Hostage, Ft. AJ, ReinHarth, Nickelback Nickelback Music Hostage Torture and Chase and Big Jump Heist, Triple Cop Car + Heli Music, Chase Ft. Tony Siz Pushups, Victims of Society Ft. Park Ranger Clarkson Nino Deal: Gold, Coke, Guns, Eggs, Pinkies Ft. Diz Diz's Pretzel Route, Erin Guy Problems, Saab loves Siz Diz pushes Siz, Saab off a cliff, Saab hits Siz Saab, Siz, Diz vs FailRP Trucker, Heist Ft. Diz, Saab The Fulker Genes can Escape Jail, Diz gets 75, Siz 35 What is Creampie Ft. Saab, Dias Flashbang Ban Update House Shopping Ft. Braab, Siz jumps again, Siz Beats Diz Siz gives Diz Keys to the Brawler |
58 | Pepega Monday Full Force
(August 5) |
Siz redecorated his home
Buck: People get raided with Class 2 only now Chips in a Taxi Ft. Baas, Buck, Flippy, Beavers gOld Heist Ft Buck, Gladys Hostage. Silent Robbery Ft. Baas 2nd Heist: Ft. Buck, Scuffed 3rd. 4th Empty 3 Cops and a Siz, Dias is back, Baas and Siz's Beer Panto Siz and his ABCs, Party Panto, Flippy vs Snitch Tuna Siz's Snitch Tuna Assassination in Trippy Room Ft. Flippy "No, I think I got the right guy" -Siz as he kills Tuna Windsong got Amnesia Ft. Chips, Erin, "You owe me 50k" -Siz Chips got Step Dab's Face Tattoo, Erin, Nino house Raid Idea Discussion: Fulker Family, Evolution, Movies Ft. Nino, Erin CIO Erin, RP Raids Talk with Nino, Stash house is back Discussion: Summer Initiative, Dreams, Gun Deals Ft. Erin Saab Grab Gun Deal Ft.Erin, Brenda. Saab Doesn't Know Ft.Erin Girls Night Uninvited Erin. Threesome, Sex Talk Ft. Brenda, Strip Club ERP, Ft. Brenda, Chips. Kraytor Prank Call Allen vs Cat. Allen: Thermite, Guns, Raids, Cards, Nino Gold Saab: Movies, Vault. Speedy: Crab Fishing, Out of Jail. Speedy: Music, Initiative, Raja, Tuna, Jizz 2nd in Command Speedy doesn't know his Vagos, New Guns, Dias Shootout Panto Kraytor's Warrant Expired, Speedy's Panto, Vagos Abdul CriminalCon Talks, Siz Speedy tests LMG Guns vs Panto Speedy vs Siz, How to Speak Vagos, Speedy New Stash House Kraytor Weed to Gold, Robbing Tips, Debts Dundee Grand Entrance, Raided, Debt, Injured, Bondi, Arthur Dundee vs Gomer backstory, Gomer used Dundee, Stole Guns, War Dundee hears Summer Initiative, Hates Sonya,'Dont trust Gomer" |
59 | Just a Tang Boy Doing Tang Things
(August 6) |
Speedy: Mexico Gun Shipment, Future New Stash House
"Everyone is in Prison", "Raids are good for Business" -Speedy OTT: Weed, Song, Thermite Expert. Ft. Jose Jailed Grandab, Slim, Snake, Boe, Sonya, Ricky Siz in Green Territory. VPN ad. Ft. Arthur, Lysol Chang Gang asks How Jail Breaks Work Siz in Arthur's Car vs Mountain Ft. Jordan, Nino New Nino Electronics Deals. Siz Not Allowed to Watch Jail Break from afar Ft. Soze Siz Solo Fleeca Bank Jam x2, Convenience Store x2 Siz Teaches Cards, Banks Ft. Julio, Chips' Coke Orange Siz, White Chips, Green Julio, Tang Brawler House Tours: Julio, Chips, Sonya's Home, Electronics |
60 | No Apples Just Oranges
(August 7) |
Siz practices Thermite, Operation Clean Sweep in Effect
Allen Owner of Sahara Industries vs Murder Kitty Allen: Gun, Thermite, Cards, Storage, Potential, Mansion Allen: Cribs, Future Tower, Pilot, Heli Tour, Kelly, Cars Nathan on Crack Chips: Brick Deal, Crack Collection, Chips Makes it Rain Chips: Weed Fairy Brenda, Brenda's Bush, Fleeca Heist Allen: New Car, Baseball Bat, Bulk Order, Car Pay, Deals Buck: Heist Details, Rusty the Pizza Guy's Brother Nino: Brick Doctor, Electronics, Burger Talk Buck: CrimeCon, Speedy, Dundee. Minecraft, Season 1 BBC Export Escort Ft. Eddie, Saab, Buck. Siz Pranks Kelly: Gladys War, Hotdogs, Family Problem, Chips Braab Drama: Oxy, Chips Bush, Coke, Siz's FU Prank Gifts Chips $20k, Saab Troubled Family, Troublemaker Siz Braab ERP, Brenda gets Siz's Gift Bank: Saab, Chips, Rusty. Ft. Ripley, Heil Hydra Bank Round 2. Ft.'StoneCold', Sole Survivor Siz Jail Group Ft. Saab, Chips, Cops, Brenda. Jason 100% Thermite BCSO Bored Aggressive Not a Detective Anymore Dias "Feed" RP Ft. Siz. There Goes Siz's Hero. Ft. Jr, Kraytor Gold Deal, Explosion. Kraytor Tries Thermite Speedy: Pablo, Pixerium, Cousin, Siz is Undercover, Red Skull Vagos Gun Business Deal Ft. Sneaky Siz, Weed Deal gone wrong Dee "injured" Siz "Witness" Speedy: Raja, Vagos Snitch Fee, Dundee Chicken Job, Coke Gone |
61 | Just How Many
(August 8) |
Siz learns Cops Have Darkweb. Vagos Stash House New Guns
Tuner Shop: Saab, Ellie, Curtis. Vagos New Gun, Gomer Saab about Brenda's Oxy. Gomer; at Least She's Still Alive Gun Show Ft. Baby Oil, Saab, Ellie, Curtis. Nathan: Pink Color, Hostage Help Business Pitch, Redemptions Nathan: Kelly Chain Gang, Rabies Rabbits, 10% Shares, Donation Outfits: -Kraytor, -Watchdogs +Bearmask, +OrangeMask Ft. Cop Windsong: Remembers, Weed. House Tour, Jesus Vagos Past Saab tells Ramee about Siz's Thermite. Ripley: Banks, Heil Hydra. Louis Cards and Electronics Trade. House Hunting Ft. Braab Boe: Years in Parole, Sad Gomer, Jason v Thermite. Cards Saab: Kayden's Gone. Boe Electronics, Not Raided, Snitches, Raja Dr. Isaac in Coma, Braab's Suspect, Dr. Isaac's Burgers Stolen. Vivi: Hostaged at the Multi 9's Heist, vs Ricky Vivi: Payne, Mother, Mask, Jacob, Evil Stevie, Daily Guns Vivi: Erin Shot Nipple, Killed Tarot Reader was Siz Hero Vivi: Erin Stash House, Home, Fixed Sunflower, Dee Anger Copper drives the Brawler Ft. Vivi. Bobby Impounded $$$ Heil Hydra Reckless Driver Siz Ft. Vivi, Copper, Bobby. Saab: Electronics Trade, Otto Hunt, Darkweb Plates Brenda: Isaac's Stabbing, ICU Suspect and Witness Braab talks to Cops about Walker, Ft. Copper, Bobby Siz eats. Braab: Chips Family and Notes. Bike Warrant |
62 | Early Bird(August 9th) 1 2 | Erin: New Gun Trade Prices, Sad Gnomer, Dr Isaac. Gnomes
Speedy: Throat Problems, New Guns, Gun Connect, El Gordo Erin: Eating, Nipple Shot, CIO, Snow is father figure, Eugene Grandab Drama Wedding Season 2 Starts StripClub Party, Sandwich Gift, Speedy Dance, Gladys Dance StripClub Party, Golden Shower, Erin Watches, Russian Techno StripClub Party, Speedy Shootout, OTT Song, Speedy Drive Off Siz Asks for More Electronics Around. Nopixel Trailer Watch. Cop Chase Brawler Jump EEEYYY Gomer: 100% Thermite too, No Driver, Bikers Ft. Mersion Buck: Hot Mic Trust Gomer. Hostage Bondage Brenda. Vault: Driver Buck, Maxy, 100% Thermite Jason. Hostage Brenda Cop Baas, Sam Baases, Nino Called, Siz 'Combat Log', Trunk Cop Hostage Brenda Left Alone. Vault Success. Weak Rewards Buck: Sonya gone and sad Gomer, Hidden Garage, EYYY Gomer Siz Warrant Chase and Run Ft. Buck, Baas. Jason Pickup Nino's meeting delayed. Stuck with brawlers in the mountains. Nino: Electronics, Gold. Coke Dealer, $80k Deal, Business hours Nino: Nathan's Support Proposal. Stay Way from Sidewalk Ft. Erin Heist: Gomer, Jason, Boe. Ft. Chips Hostage. UberHaxorNova Voice Erin: Brenda's Jail Time and Baas. Slim Wife, Orange Boat Ride: Ft. Harths, Erin, Vivi: Tuna, Store, VPNs. Orange Boat Ride: Mother, Erin Falls Off, Siz Carries Zelda Orange Boat Ride: Jacob, Erin Falls Off, Battleship Jumpoff Battleship, Jets, Helis. Captain RP. Jacob Pushed, Vivi Song Chang, Gomer, V to the Rescue. Zelda carries Siz. Family Jump Off Nino wants Norman Info, Siz takes Norman's Plates pictures Siz gives Zelda Dias' Flowers (: . Stay away from Norman Mountain v Brawler, Ft. Zelda's Music. Ft. Erin, Kraytor Echo Cave Demon Ft. Erin, Kraytor, Vivi, Zelda. Blood God Siz pisses on Erin Revenge. Everyone kills each other permas Everyone remembers the nightmare. Snitch Erin make Zelda sad. Big Drama, Easy Solution. Ft. Zelda, Erin. Erin Car v Brawler |
63 | Time Served | Brawler sent to the heck realm, Ft. Dias.
Back to loading Cocaine Business Ft. Dom Siz Pitches LS Lottos idea to Nino. Nathan Update Saab: Vault Jackpot is 400 Gold, Brenda, Trades. Tang Color Speedy Stash House Full Saab Sends It. Racist 'Pizza Flame' Ft. Vivi. Warrant Expired. Vivi: Jacob, New People, Dark Web Bovice. Mel's Dead Cop Photo w 'Chips'. Ft. 'Mozzarella', Jason, Vivi Siz changes Saab's Car color Ft. Ellie, Chickens, Brawler. Penguin Vault Heist: Saab, Jason, Ellie. Ft. Steve. Vigilante. Saab loses the gold, Ft. Tony, Ellie. Nino, Jason Threeway call. Nino Mission EZ Clap MiniDab Siz. Bank Time, Ft. Julio, Rasta, Gomer Tony Heists, Ft. Hostage Jason. Gomer Siz. Long Chase, Cop Tazered "Dab was good at overwatch" -Tony. Mia Khalifa's earnings, Brawler v Mt Chilliad Chicken Run Race Ft. Nino, Tony, Uchiha, Siri. Siz Dice Roll Siz Pitches LS Lottos idea to Jacob. Ft. Vivi. "Erin sent to Banhamas" Nathan: hunted by Greens, Hostage. Kraytor: Trade, Hunted. Tommy Gun Kraytor: with Tommy Gun v Locals, Wanting money for buggy. Siz sends a dump truck Ft. Chips, Garret, Chang. |
64 | Tang Life Roleplayer | Tony: Purple are Back, Siz wants LB Cars if they die.
Siz steals from Saab's Home in the past. "You Suck" -Siz's Note Siz borrows Copper from Vagos Stash House. Countdown Shootout: Gladys, Ramee, Mel. Card Trades Ft. Gio Beggar Ft. Dias, Gio. Clean Fleeca Ft. Boe, Tired Hostage Nino: Coffee talk. Boe: Russians Taxing, The Hostage, Brawlers Nino Deal: Payne, Jacob's Lotto, Russian Taxing Chicken Runs Siz "beats up" Nino in front of Payne. Fleeca Ft. Boe, Glorp Hostage, Cop Hopping, AJ. Suitcase Number Guess. Siz Surrenders. Nathan: Gun Trade. Bobby Brown: No Aloe, All Coco Butter vs Acne. 'Hood Fella' -Nathan Ft. Brown. Nathan: Oxy Trade, Guns. Vivi: Dee Hunt. Denzel: Train Problem, LB help, Baas, Dias Buddha: Post Cop Shootout, Chase. Denzel vs Cop Car. 5 Year Jail Hospital EMS mhm Ratings Bribe. Denzel: Prison Jump. Brick Prices, Concussion Siz, Weiner killer. Drunk Driving Denzel Ft. Bobby. Denzel: Jobs. LeanChase Ft. Buddha, Denzel, Bobby Brown. Baas, Dias Fleeca: Denzel, Bobby, Buddha. Boat Shootout Hospital: Ooo Hurting. Gomer Siz. Saab Sister Torah Saved Denzel. Denzel's New look Hairstyle. Buddha needs money. Parking Cop God. Broke Sleepy Buddha, New look Denzel, Money Squeezer Siz. Car Test Siz Buys Buddha's car, Tuner Chip to save Buddha from Debt. Siz sends car Ft. Buddha. EEEYYY Gomer Car Payment. Ft. Baby Oil Perkins Race Red Light Ft. Lucy. Fleeca Heists: Flippy, Bones. Dias, Bobby, Ziggy. Scuff Gomer. Price is Wrong Bank Robbery. Banana Peels. Siz rolls off hills. Flippy finds Injured Siz: Oxy runs pay, Stole Charles Tuner |
65 | Yes. I still play other games. | Siz tests Subaru on offroad. Diz was on a car crash with Saab
Diz lockpicked bed handcuffs and escaped. 'Brenda was hostaged' -Saab Chang Gang Big Race Ft. Saab, Diz. Saab Wins Ft. Siz. 1$ share. Diz met Zelda, Dis on Siz's new car. Zelda: Diz bad driver Mirror Park Neighborhood Watch Ft. Denzel, Robber 'Queen of Forum Drive', 'Mayor of Mirror Park' Torture vs Robber OOC: Uno Ft. Saab, Tony, Thalia OOC: Uno Rd2 Ft. Denzel, Irwin Dundee OOC: Uno Rd3 Ft. Denzel, Dundee, Thalia |
66 | HOA Enforcer Tang Rep | Benny's Shootout Ft. Tony, Dee. Dee in Grandma's Home.
Vivi tortures Dee for licking Jacob, cuts tongue, Hatchet Kill. Baby Oil Injured by Ramee Break Check. Big Race: Gomer, Chips, Baby Oil, Chang Gang, Gladys etc. Buddha's Car was Scuffed - Eddie. Big Race Rd2. Ft. Erin. "This is really good offroad" - Siz before ejected Ft. Erin "Racist Erin" Ft. Bobby Brown. Allen: Many Meetings, Scuffed Car, Car Payment, Vault Heist Cut. Saab: Scuffed Buddha Car, Races, Uno, Car Shop: Allen, Richard, American Pin, Ashley, Murders. Richard: Orange Gang, South Side, Crimefree, SBSO Plant Drugs. Allen Heli Tour Poof: Richard, Nino, Judge, Reinhart Lambo: Dab's Lambo, Greatest criminal Dab Past. "Dab would have done 9/11" -Siz to Richard borrowing Dab's Lambo Parking Cop God Chase. Buck: CrimCon, New Gang Saab: Chips Locked Up 9s, Cop Stab, Ft. Saab, Allen, Erin Siz's Shower Poop Question Ft. Allen, Richard, Hostage, Saab, Gomer. Gomer, Saab Vault vs Allen Heli Decision. Siz Late to a Vault Heist. Vault : Ft. Gomer, Saab, Cop Dias. Shittalk, Sex Step PornTalk. Allen: HOA talk, Hank, Siz Sends It in Dab's Lambo. Erin: Pinto Hunt, STDs Brenda UTI. Gomer: Erin, Flowers, Sonya, Dundee Erin Talking Phone Sex, Dick Tattoo, Glorp: Ft. Boe, Gomer. Zelda Fleeca: Gomer, Boe, Alistair. Rd.2. Foot Chase vs Soze Shower Shit Question: Ft. Dias, Soze, Williams. EYYY PIGEEHH -Siz Radio |
67 | Taste The Tang | Speedy: Flippy. Subaru, Coke Connect. Stash House
Speedy: Baby Oil Repo'd Car, HoA, Coke Deal, Nature Speedy; Coke Vagos Purpose, Curtis Tests Car Siz Camos in Speedy's Car Ft. Mcree. Payne Car Crash Vagos v LB Shootout: Flippy, Speedy, Ellie, Buddha New Tuner Shop 1st Customer. RoofJump ft Nathan Car Boe Firetruck vs Siz. Nathan's Plan Removed. New Shop: Chawa, Boe, Curtis TOS. Gradab, Speedy Rooftop party: Ft. OTT. Everyone Falls Off. Erin: Biker wars, New Tuner, Competitive Deals, Eddie Coke Deal. Rusty Special Bank Idea. Denzel cuts woman's parts off. Ft. 'Curlie', "Ricky" Apples - Ricky Leanbois Backstory. Dias $5k reward Nathan finding 'Community Service'. Cop Jordan Chase Erin: Jeremy's Journal reveal things, Vagos v QF Erin: Needs Weapon Deals and Drug Deals. $10k loan Charles' Long Overdue Bank Cut. Ft. Broke Chang Gang Shower Question Ft. Chang Gang. Mirror Park is HOA. Ft. Payne, Gomer, Denzel. Gomer 3:16 Stunner. Siz Cop Hitter Records. Siz Prius vs 3 Cops Chase. Ft. Zigggy, Dias, Williams Siz Scuffed unmasked face. Ft. Williams. New Prison Cafeteria. -Ice Cream, +Slushie. Ft. Dias Fleeca Heist: Flippy. Ft. Soze, Gomer. Glorp Subaru vs Gas Fire Ft. Ziggy. Sasquatch Punch vs Dias. Raja: Gun Connect. 26+ hour sleepy Boe. Nathan Gun Deal Ft. Gnome Siz. Kraytor Helping newbies. Kraytor Knows Cars for Chopping for Thermite. Kraytor Thermite Practice terrorism. Cards, Gold, Money Kraytor Hot Mic, Shower Question. |
68 | Mirror Park HOA Gang | HOA Outfit. Decorated Stash House in Vivi's name.
Mirror Park Homes Entering. LB Prison Pickup: Gang Wars, Ft. Denzel, Ellie Crimelord v Warlord Punch Out. Chips to the rescue: Erin, Gummy Worms. Siz "Robbed" in a hospital. Ft. Saab, Choi New "Ricky". Ft. Denzel, Saab. HOA Tax Ft. Rusty Nathan: PD Gun Update. Saab's BBC Pitch to Nino Denzel vs Siz on Chips Bricks Guy, Nino: Siz Deals, HOA. Allen ICU, Raja Deal, Manchester Pirate HOA, Car Shop Brenda. Car Accident Saab "Best Driver" Ft. Ricky. Saab, Ricky Fleeca Heist Ft. Greg, Dias, Soze Fleeca Round 2 Ft. Head Explosions, Siz Escape Driver Erin Car Crash, Racist Erin to Bobby Brown, HOA on action Ft. Erin. Tarot Readers. Kraytor wants help HOA on action Ft. Bank Robber. Kraytor Joins HOA. HOA x Kraytor's Family. HOA Cop Chase. Soze vs Siz Chase Mirror Park Citizens meet HOA. HOA $10 Tax. HOA meets Raja Drunk Erin on Mirror Park. Drunk Man on Mirror Park and Vagos Siz and How to get Vagos Trust Ft. Mario, Hilda, Bear Tow Trucker wants lawsuit against 10$ HOA Tax. Tires Shot Baby Oil: Big Money, Tuner Shop. Siz buys 4-Door Subaru Ft. Baby Oil |
69 | HOA Takeover RP | Coke Connect Dom, Jamal, Darius
Coke Dealers: Peanut Butter, Sally, Song |
70 | HOA on duty. Justice Served. | Siz reads Weazel News article about HOA
Williams $1000 HOA payday HOA vs people getting the times Race with Speedy round 1: lost Race with Speedy round 2: switched cars, both crash, still lost Curtis wants to buy guns from Siz for better prices Speedy coke deal: 4 bricks, Speedy doesn't like HOA outfit Speedy's Paleto stash house Speedy: "friendship business", guns for coke, new gun prices Zelda stabs Siz Ft. Denzel, Flippy & Friends #BOVICEWORLD Samsquatch radio check in HOA joins Demolition Derby, Siz Denzel double KO, HOA & Kelly winners Siz tries to recruit Bobby Brown for HOA Solo Fleeca Panto Planning & Preparation Payne calls about HOA fees, Head-explosion interruption Flippy: Speedy raided, potential Vagos snitch Solo Fleeca Bank heist Ft. AJ, Soze, Kira Siz escapes the middle cell, AJ in prison |
71 | HOA of Mirror Park Full Force |
OOC: Soze HOA slander Vault: Gomer, Daryl, Ft. Hostage Vivi knows it's Siz, Meow, Pizza Driver Scuff Change, Shootout. Houdini Siz Sur Lee Lawyer RP vs Cop Siz RP Sur Lee Criminal RP vs Cop Siz RP. Siz in Scuffed MRPD Twilight zone Annabelle: Speedy Past, Brawler Paid Up. New Pantos. Mirror park mystery caller: $10,000 or RIP Mirror Park Mirror Park Davy. Scuffed 3 Panto Fleeca, Denzel: Tony $10,000 Uno Debt, Ricky's Back Cadet Richard, Tony slaps cops Leanbois:Wrestling, Convience Stores, Save Tony Attempt Scuffed Prison pt.2, Siz Breaks into Prison Ft. Zelda. Leanbois: Ricky, war with purples, Wizard guns. Accidental Quack. Leanbois Olivia Hostage, Stressed Siz, $20,000 Azteca Hit LB: Oxy Run Robbery, Pancakes. Delivery Shootout. Robbery Jacob, Zelda: Gold, HOA, Weapon Attachments. Tony Doesn't want Copyright Music. Zelda gives Siz Denzel's Pancakes. Tony shootout, Triple Panto Scuff Heists Denzel is Zelda's Godfather, rolling dice before heist Ft. cheap Denzel, Denzel's blessing Vault: Tony, Denzel, Daryl, Ft. Russian Hostage Denzel & Daryl shoot the Russian Fleeca Ft. Tony, Denzel, Hostage Nathan Russian Revenge on Denzel, Siz on phone |
72 | HOA Tang Gang | New Sheriff HOA Outfit. HOA in Action Ft. DD, Tow Trucker. Ballas DD vs HOA |
73 | Gang RP | Daryl: JailBreak, David Sentenced to Death, Gnome Up
Daryl: Cops, Judge too powerful, Leonard Death, War Bikers: Vivi, Erin, Tessa. Bruce. Tax. 100$ Nino: HOA, Nathan's Pitch, Vivi, Storage, Payment Nino: Speedy Connect. Saab Bodyguard Camilla. Erin HOA. Big Eddie Race: Saab, Erin, Nino, CJ, Gomer, Chips Siz, Sun Moon Partner Race. Nitros. Shortcut. Huge Send Sun Moon Ejected. Chips Competition Dealer. Siz, Chips Partner Race. CPR Siz. Chips's Brick Mountain 2nd Place Finish. Kraytor: HOA, Erin explosion, Chips. HOA: Lake Impound, Kraytor's Bifta Payment, Riggs Erin: Greggy. HOA on Action Ft. Hippie Dom, Denzel. HOA: Car "Imponding", Kraytor Launched. Happy Tax. HOA Full Squad: Kraytor, Denzel, Erin Car Blower. Cowboy HOAs. Denzel. Bobby's past partner, News Nerd Weazel News: New Photo. HOA vs HIV Erin, Jason. Cops Lawyer Chris: Denzel favor, Hippy wants to sue. HOA Punishment vs Dom, Siz falls, Happy helps HOA. HOA Victim Survives Train. HOA: Chang Gang. HIV Erin vs Car Ft. Happy. Motor Impond. HOA: Lauren. HOA vs Taxi Driver Ft. Happy. Taxi Impond HOA: Prank Calls. HOA Erin, Shot Jason Walker Front of Cop HOA: Kraytor shot up. HOA vs Taxi Man. H Omegalul A Revenge. Recorded HOA Justice. Imponded Lake gets Full. |
74 | HOA Patrol (August 29) |
Stolen Car Loot, Fleeca: Julio, Chips, Mary's Prayer,
Siz Getaway Driver Combat Log, Scuff Escape, 50 Gold. |
75 | HOA Man to the Rescue
(August 31) |
HOA has an Intro. Tony sends /me Dick Pick, Saab HOA
Saab Broke up with Brenda. Denzel Shot Cops. 2x Fleeca: Tony, Tori, Saab. Incel Saab Wants Dates Saab now has more money than Siz. Saab Siz ERP Tony shot cops Warrant Backstory. Gas Station: Shaggy, Leanbois, Chips. Leanbois talk to their Lawyer about cop murder attempt Windsong Hiding from Leanbois. Cops Chase vs Brawler Hills vs Copper, Angel Ripley: Brawler Joyrider Warrant. Chips and Apples Store Denzel: Siz on his Will. Emily Stash House. Tony: Reinhart Remembers Tony. Denzel robs Unconcious Guy. Slim x Leanbois, Shaggy Shot. Leanbois Setting Windsong "Store Robber" Luigi Ft. Ricky, Denzel, Slim. Ricky wants Weed Queen Windsong Taxed. Tony: New Song. Leanbois Denzel, Ricky vs Happy, Windsong Ft. Unknown. Hospital Dog. Ripley Warrant Surrender. Luigi robs Denzel Denzel Escapes Capture. Tony: Ricky Tortured Kraytor: Happy Fired, Eddie Mirror Park. HOA 1000$ Taxer Leanbois Cop Shootout. Flippy: Happy, Windsong Fight, Luigi Leanbois Tony, Saab, Denzel: Ricky Tortured by Andrews DarkWeb Gnome Up Plan to Torture Andrews. Kraytor: Luigi Denzel TunerShop Backstory. Flippy stalks Luigi HOA vs Luigi Chase. Flippy Save. Tbag: Parking Lot Bomber. Arturo: Luigi Info. HOA: Denzel, Kraytor, Tbag. Ft. Chips Kraytor Distracts Cops. Courthouse Shootout vs Luigi. Leanbois vs Luigi Gun Loot. Imponded. Tweet Wars. HOA: Dom Blown Up by 'Father of the Fire'. Chips Brick Deal. Flippy: Stakeout, Snitch Abdul Gone HOA: Horror Movie Filmer vs Kraytor. New Thermite Guy Johnny. Chips new allowance from Step mom. Chips Brick Deal 2. HOA: Azteca Violet Brick Plan Papi. Speedy: vs Aztecas, Snitch Abdul in Cop Protection. Kraytor: Lawyer Summer Rep HOA vs Lauren Lawsuit. Speedy: Pix Tax, Uniform Approve, 3 Key Limit, Raids, Flippy Tax Speedy: Race for Pix, NOS, Siz Drives over self. Coke Dealers: HOA Siz, Coke Business Booming, Speedy: Gun, Brick Deal x Coke Dealers. |
76 | 🚨HOA Activated🚨
(September 2nd) |
OOC: HOA newspaper in prison
3 way call Jacob, Zelda, Siz HOA sued by Lauren Forcer, Siz & Denzel talk with Jerry, "Make HOA Official" Zelda: Davey, Matt Rhodes Siz & Zelda share plastic Ikea milkshakes Jacob's not with ViVi, people don't want to pay HOA fee, Jerry wants to take ViVi on a date, Payne reveal Siz eats a sandwich Ft. Denzel, Zelda, ViVi. Denzel wants to come to Jacob meeting, Zelda wants to race Jacob: 200 Gold Bars, Frustrated about city, Nervous about date JR touches Siz's butt, ViVi scares Siz Warlord Tony vs AJ Hunter, everyone defends Tony Big race, Eddie Wins. Siz is Neutral. Siz distracts Cops, Solo Jewellery store Payne calls, wants to testify for HOA Double Shotgun Wizard run, Siz talks feet with Tori, Tony is going through a phase Double pull-over, Ft. Kraytor, Ripley, Zero. Siz makes Calypso tweet about HOA, Vivi: Hunted by Zee & Tsury. Siz meets McAfee & Chef, Green Gang Coke Connect, Green boys Stripper Car Wash Clean Fleeca Ft. Flippy, Kraytor, Hostage Alex, Gomer gate-crash. Kraytor head pop. Clean Fleeca 2 Ft Flippy, Kraytor. Green Gang Coke Deal 2 Grocery Store Robberies Ft. Kraytor, Flippy, Twitter Battles #HOA Siz & Heidi Reunion Flippy kills Abdul for snitching Ft. Boe, Gomer. Siz uploads Abdul footage to USB |
77 | 🚨Mirror Park is Safe🚨
(September 4th) |
Early Vault: Ft. Jason, Denzel, Hostage Switch, OxyHostage Danielle teleports, Cops Perkins, Ziggy HOA Twitter Slander, Saab mad Robbing stores Ft. Saab, Denzel, Jason, Get VDM'ed by Locals. Cop Shootout, Siz & Denzel save Saab, then Jason, 2 stolen PD AR's Clean Fleeca Ft. Saab Namedropped,Forgotten Denzel, Jason, 13k Hostage Mustafa Fleeca 2 Ft. Saab, Denzel, Jason, Cop Ripley. Previous Mustafa failed revenge Denzel asks Siz again about potentially becoming an LBA Robbing stores 2 Ft. Denzel, Jason, Cop Shootout & Failed propane trap Ft. Cops Perkins, Winters, Steele. World explodes Siz sees Yung Dab newspaper, Tang Gang & HOA Graffiti. Solo Store Spree & Sends it Siz vs Perkins Musical RV Mother calls Siz but is cucked by caller ID Siz shot for robbing stores with a taser |
78 | 🚨H OMEGALUL A🚨
(September 5th) |
Kraytor: Luigi Kidnapped Kraytor, Saved by Ron Roberts, ViVi kidnapped
Denzel: New HOA Recruit Ryan Kindle, Recruitment Video/Clarkson Murder Video ViVi: Kidnapped, Questioned about HOA, took Jacob Date Knife. Ricky asks favour from HOA "no questions asked", Lawyer squad crash. Fail Tsury Kidnapping Ft.Ricky, Denzel, Kraytor. Nikolai Pogoski caught robbing MP, let go by Lauren Forcer Baas wants to help HOA Pogoski attacks MP, Kraytor Tazer takedown Taunting Lauren Forcer, McCree handjob metaphors HOA x PD meeting, Jack Cortair Mayor speech Chips Brick Deal Solomon Seerson caught killing & eating dogs in MP, thrown off the Dam Chips Brick Payout, Step-Mom Kayden bath story Kelly's friend trapped in Scarlett Winters' sex dungeon, Kraytor Rescue Siz & McCree stake-out Ft. Gladys, Kelly Clean Fleeca Ft. Kraytor, Denzel, Dee, Hostage Lenny Late Fleeca 2 Ft Kraytor, Denzel, Dee, Hostage Solomon, Harmony peace offering Robbing Stores Ft. Kraytor, Denzel, Dee, NVL Lenny shot. Cop Chase, Siz Brake Check, Hot Mike takes over for Kraytor Cop Chase 2, Liar Archer, Cop Shootout, Siz hides on roof Kraytor sacrifices himself to the Lady of the Lake Green Gang Brick Deal, Greens looking for Luigi Copper & Snow: HOA, Pogoski, Solomon, Winters, Copper wants Siz to be an Officer, McEntyre's stolen car, Snow ride-along Mickey Rivers: Pogoski, Solomon, Winters, Police Incompetent Happy: Siz Apologises, Happy fired from HOA. Zeke phantom blackjack hand Dom: Sizzypoo, push coke faster, piss in Mansion, [VOD muted for post tsunami call, I think Dom wants to meet] Violet: [VOD muted so idk, I assume asking if Azteca's want coke? I think she said "I'll think about it, not yet, we want guns"] Dom: Sell to groups who want more, use HOA as a front, wants ammo for bricks, pistol test. |
79 | 🚨GodBlessHOA🚨
(September 7th) |
Allen: Shot in Mirror Park, wants to put out a hit.
BBC stealing materials Ft. Saab, Turbo, Denzel Siz & Saab stuck in construction site, Saab steals the burger, Saab throws Siz off a building, Siz jumps Allen: Russians threatened PDM, shot in PDM, then shot in Mirror Park same day, will support the HOA, wants to sponsor a car to the HOA Saab arrested, failed rescue attempt Allen gives the HOA a Granger Chester kidnapping Ft. Siz, Saab, Denzel, Turbo Cops vs LB on Lean Street, Tony Chase Siz gives Denzel Rickyy's gun, Tony/LB Coke Deal, MyFreeHonkers/Twitch love, Nudist shootout 15k Card Deal with Tom Ryan, Vinewood houses good for cards Mirror Park Speeder, 2x Tickets Denzel: Riker, Forcer MP shootout with Russian, Sewer search Ft. Denzel Flippy: Looking for Russians Vladimir taunts with tweet, Cops escort Forcer home, Reinhart threatens HOA Russian shootout 2, Siz & Vladimir down, Denzel arrested Siz asks Kraytor to sell Coke, Flippy: new Thermite guy Wizard Weapon Drop, Misses MP Store robbery Siz & Kraytor Vinewood stakeout, Misses MP Store robbery again 3rd time lucky catching MP Robbery, catching Davey Doherty, let go by Forcer (again), Siz gives Williams Robbery footage Testing Boats & Jetskis in Mirror Park lake, Ballas dance party, Siz + Krayor burn. |
80 | 🚨HOA Protect & Serve🚨
(September 8th) |
Jerry: Robbed by Pogoski, Erin still testifying.
Tug boat deal with Sun Moon, Denzel sends Russian execution video, Barrio Battle Royale. Dom: $200,000 bounty on Aztecas, Held up by Violet, asks Siz to relay the message to as many groups/gangs as possible Siz tells LB about Azteca hit, then Prune Gang, then GSF. Cop chase, Freeway jump escape, falls down mountain and dies Siz tells Vagos about Azteca hit, Bones robbed by Pogoski Siz, Denzel, Mike & Bones hunt Pogoski Vault Ft. Denzel, Jason, Mike, Hostage Other Violet sings Fleeca Ft. Denzel, Jason, Mike, Cop Jordan Fleeca 2 Ft. Denzel, Jason, Mike, Cop shootout HOA Patrols Ft. Denzel, Jason, Mike. Tow truck driver malds as he struggles to retrieve his truck from the lady of the lake Siz has to decide whether or not to impond a vehicle Vinewood House Robber Hunting Ft. Denzel, Jason, Dee caught HOA steal a security car, Siz goes to the Heck Realm Selling Crack in Green Turf Ft. Denzel, Jason. Big E confrontation. Convenience store Rob-A-Thon Ft. Denzel, Jason, Tony, Multiple cop chases, Journalist caught recording robbery, crims chase cops, Siz VDM'ed by a local, cop shootout PD wipe Siz's pockets, Hedi sing-along ride Maverick Shaw asks if Siz remembers him, Malton gives Siz a prostate exam OOC: Shaw from Siz's first day, part of The Family |
81 | 🚨HOA is Good🚨
(September 10th) |
Failed Fleecas Ft. Curtis, Denzel, Kindle, Ambush prep instead.
Rob-A-Thon Ft. Curtis, Denzel, Kindle, trailer boat hijack, crash takes out Kindle & Curtis Cop shootout Ft Angel, Cops win. The TMNT Cop Ambush Ft. Curtis, Denzel, Kindle. Saab surprise attack, sent to the heck realm. Vagos: Azteca's Bounty, Bricks Violet: Azteca's want Bricks Mike Bricks Deal Vagos: Allen robbed at gunpoint & shot by Russians HOA Allen Rescue mission Ft. Denzel, Kindle, Chang Gang also looking for Russians Siz tells Chang Gang about Azteca's Bounty, HOA miss Mirror Park store robbery. Denzel Bricks Deal Pirate Fleeca Ft. Kindle, Denzel Boat Escape, Hostage Vaughn, Dam wait-out with police, dice rolls, Stone Cold, Siz falls down a mountain and dies. HOA Patrol Ft. Kindle, ViVi, Kraytor. HOA miss house robber, new Cadet Stanley, HOA photoshoot with Mickey Rivers & LSPD HOA Meeting: ViVi doesn't want to be named/ publicly affiliated HOA run into Zee again, she pays the $10 fee. HOA Taze Parking enforcer Herbert and Happy don't pay $10, HOA Warrant, Herbert twitter slander HOA stop the Vagos from robbing the Mirror Park convenience store, ends in shootout |
82 | 🚨Chief HOA Overseer🚨
(September 11th) |
Solo HOA Mirror Park stake-out, Siz watches QVC livestream. Erin wants Coke, Chips wants crack. Erin & Jerry meet with Siz about the Forcer Case, "Stake out Forcer's House" Russians invade Mirror Park Ft. Erin, Jerry, Pogoski, Boris. Jerry blows up, ViVi's new cadet. Siz and Vivi participate in a Faggio race through the cemetery Fred gets taken hostage during phone call HOA Animal control Fred Bodini is recruited Siz goes Scuba Diving Dom: 20 Bricks reward for relaying Azteca hit, Bounty is completed, Siz smokes crack Siz Saab cosplay, Darius 3-Star Uber, Private Jet Coke deal Ft. Darius, Dom, Pilot Jamal, Crash landing, Hospital Hangover Scenario Chips went to another Dealer, Siz explains ASMR to Vivi, Mike Coke deal, Azteca Coke Deal Tony FailRP/ERP, Ian Rob-A-Thon Ride-along Ft. Tony, Siz tells Ian about the Dab Deal, David Watcher Robbery, Tony recalls Dab's Bus Tour, Siz Curtis Cosplay Cop Chase Ft. Soze, Boat Escape, Tony NVL, top 10 anime betrayals Vago knows his rights, Siz & Tony test Oxygen Tanks, Crafting store Ft. Saab, Double D Vault Ft. Mike, Skinny Penis Tony, Incel Saab, Siz trunk ride, Skinny Penis Rap, Successful heist escape, low payout, Siz smokes crack again Rob-A-Thon Ft. Mike, Tony, Saab, Cop chase & crash, Siz smokes crack again (on purpose this time), Tony and Mike caught Speedy: Azteca's Bounty, Wants bricks, Has lots of weapons, wants to donate to police, stop selling so many bricks to other Vagos Siz is a bad friend, Speedy Coke Deal, "LB have brotherhood, Vagos is dictatorship" |
83 | 🚨HOA Lifestyle Stream🚨
(September 12th) |
Denzel: Looking for Russians & Ballas, Heavy & SNS Pistol S-tier
Dundee: Doesn't need Coke, needs guns, still Chief of BBMC Scuffed Knuckle-Duster Teletubbies Rob-A-Thon Ft. Denzel, Dundee, Tony, Mountains Cop Chase Teletubbies rob store robber, Cop Chase 2, Bridge jump, Siz pulls Tony through the wall, Tony kills Siz Bus escape Fleeca Ft. Dundee, Denzel, 5 Hostages, 2 guns fall through the floor, Benny Hill prison bus chase. HOA Patrols Ft. Denzel, Dundee, HOA Rob Oxy-Runner Ft. Denzel, T-Bag HOA Meeting Ft. Denzel, Kraytor, T-Bag: Headquarters, Prison, Court Case, Promoting Cadets Erin Coke Deal, Siz see's the Statue, Nino Coke Deal Ft. Ramee, Kindle Hot Mike, Eddie in Mirror Park, Police search everyone HOA crash Yacht Party Ft. Denzel, Kraytor, T-Bag |
84 | BL3 Fl4K Creator Code: Nova/Court RP
(September 14th) |
Bovice introduces Siz to the new Bugstars employee
Siz invests in Darius Decorations, Erin leader of new Girl Gang "Sidechicks", Erin sets herself ablaze on Siz's yard Siz Fulker and Matt Joe vs Lauren Forcer court case, HOA found guilty. Payne: Vinewood, HOA House, HOA sale bonus Copper: Denzel, DOJ, HOA Siz, Kraytor, Denzel discuss future of HOA: Vinewood, HOA Base, Copper Talk, Dab's Philosophy, "We're criminals", no DOJ rules, no more working with police, Mental Anguish, potential recruits Kraytor chased by Cops, Siz attempted rescue, scuffed car Kraytor: Los Santos movie studio, Siz watches LS Ghost Squad. Daryl: Wants to join HOA, Lauren is decorating Daryl's house, Russians, Allen situation, Kidnapped Raven, PD is corrupt. Siz gives Kraytor more Bricks |
85 | Monday Day
(September 17th) |
OG HOA Outfit gone, new Jacket HOA outfit.
Dex: Prune gang running from cops Siz plan to slander Lauren, Kindle getting chased, Denzel vs Bruce Court appeal, Adrienne West call, Predator Jerry, Jerry helps set up Herbert, Kindle kills Jerry, Saved by Arthur, Herbert watches Cadet Ryan Kindle decapitates Herbert get promoted to Chief Terrorist/Counter-Terrorist HOA give revived Herbert a lambo, Fred killed Solomon, Kindle wants to kill Ardson, Ian wants guns, Erin got arrested HOA kidnap Lauren Forcer get squashed by PD then saved by Denzel Jerry: Business as usual, blame Fake HOA, Kindle's past court story Payne: Wants to hire HOA officially, Will increase size of keyrings, Hiring HOA as movers, expand to Canals, Jerry needs to make paperwork HOA tours mansion for Vinewood expansion Daryl: Bikers don't want to pay tax, threatened to shoot Erin: Saab ICU, Wants to take down Forcer, HIV & HOA combine forces, Sonya Daryl: Recruitment Siz shoots at Herbert, Herbert shoots at Siz, Happy tells Gomer about getting shot by Siz, Herbert chase ends in flames |
86 | HOA = Crimefree Citizens
(September 18th) |
Siz visits Mother's stash house
Jerry: Warrant only for Denzel, Apples in HOA? Speedy: Forcer lives in the Barrio, "show her you're a big fish", wants Dom's bounty, Speedy vs QuickFix, thinks Lauren likes Siz, Sex Dungeon, get close to her to take her down, radio scanner, storage, warring with Russians & DDMC, wants Siz to get close to QF, Doesn't trust the Vagos, Ready to go to war with the whole city Vivi: Court case, Kidnapping Forcer, HOA potential raids, Boomer Siz oldest sibling Denzel: Warrant gone, Kindle's wife Kindle's wife's bike impond, Oxy stash, Kindle drowns tarot card guy, Panto bumper cars, Mirror Park fight club Ricky wants to rent MP Island, Violet bounty is off, Violet wants to share Siz Siz Wizard runs, Kindle recon, officers want to "clap Jenn's cheeks" HOA miss house robbery in Mirror Park cul-de-sac, Kindle teleports, Siz arrested, story corroboration ft. Kindle, Jerry, Kayden, Jerry vs Shepherd, Siz wants a Bench Trial Denzel: Ricky MRPD plan HOA look for Hooch in Paleto Dom: Azteca Bounty, Dom had other messengers, GSF & Vagos tie for $100k each, Coke Feedback, Make sure there's enough for all Gangs, Keep inventory of bricks sold. Payne: Contract sent, Coke addiction Dom: Coke in Mirror Park pond Convincing Happy to buy Coke, Happy $400k in bank Siz Solo Rob-A-Thon, Jenn's Assumptions, Tow truck driver covers Siz, Kriz's story OOC: Reacting to Koil's changes (Coke, Vault) |
87 | HOE-UH PATROL
(September 19th) |
Annabelle: Robbed by Buddah, Sidechicks, Taxing Fudge Lane, helping HOA
Jerry: Contract finished, waiting on Payne to sign Gladys: Jetski Jousting, Private Numbers Kindle: Tazers, Vinewood Robbers Siz tells Speedy about Azteca's Bounty, Siz farts, Buddah & Speedy want to meet Dominique, Vagos & LB Coke Deal, Speedy wants to know about QuickFix, "Payne is good to work for", someone killed the K9 unit Siz tries to figure out who the masked man is, Kindle killed the dog Masked man gives VIP escort mission, nobody understands the mission, Siz farts again, Kindle causes nudist shootout, mission planning, Arturo's new car Speedy's court case delayed, Siz farts again Store Robbery Ft. Apples, Brocky Protage, Boat escape White knight Diaz asks Siz to leave Forcer alone, Buck wants to fuck with the HOA, Mel vs T-Bag, Buck doesn't pay Fred the HOA fee, Brocky teaches how to make an intro. Fleeca Ft. Apples, Kindle, Brocky, Saab hostage, Brocky crashes the boat. Erin doesn't pick up for Diaz, Arthur visits in MRPD, Saab's upset, Genital warming devices, Saab replaced Siz, Arthur unbans Siz from the Vanilla Unicorn Julio and Chips read Weazel News article, Chips Coke Deal, Jerry watched Chips sleep & licked his hands, Saab went to jail, Chips shows Siz & Julio The Mountain Siz farting leads to cop chase, Arthur wants Siz to keep inventory of deliveries, Arthur $50k for Siz to stay away from crime, will hire HOA cadets as VU security Vault Ft. Saab, Julio, Kraytor, Hostage Lequisha, Cops Diaz & Forcer, Saab goes down, scuffed exit, Siz getaway driver, Arthur & Gomer save Saab, Saab & Siz relationship counselling, Hedi gives Siz Ice-Cream, Julio says Copper is in ICU Fred: Diaz, Dee, Bicycle tackling game for HOA event, VU opportunity Julio HOA offer, Julio Gun connect. |
88 | Bless HOA Bless
(September 20th) |
Fred: Taxed by Russians, Kidnap a Russian, Shot at by Ballas, stole their car
HOA vs Russian Docks Shootout Ft. Fred, Kindle, Manny. Manny recruited into HOA, HOA Patrols Ft. Fred, Kindle, Manny. Davey: Tried to get picked up by HOA twice Herbert: Stole Jerry's spaghetti, Death threats, Mirror Park Predator Zee calls about Spaghetti Buck won't pay HOA fees, Goes to the Father of fire, Jerry says contract is almost signed, HOA crashes into Tinker, Buck steals Denzel's car, $40 car return deal, Hostage Kelly, Buck Disowns Siz. HOA vs Prune Gang vs Cops at Gas Station, Buck calls: Bobby prisoner, $60 for freedom. Cops don't want to help HOA, Gladys calls: $72 for Bobby. HOA SWAT team rescue mission Ft. Denzel, Kindle. Siz catches snooping reporter Ray, Uchiha's wtiness, Hostage exchange with CG, world collapses, everyone's head explodes Predator Watch Task Force in Mirror Park, Buck vs HOA car fight Ivan calls about the Dark Web, Dark Web is dead. Bovice Calls, wants to meet with Siz & Denzel Bovice: Gave Copper a mission, wants to gather judges & attack them, "What would Dab do?", Needs Siz & Denzel to gather people & equipment, Bovice $20k+ kidnapping reward, push pistols Siz & Denzel plan C4 bombing, Denzel gets sniffed, Siz meets with Mickey Rivers, give him information on Lauren Forcer, Siz asks Erin for C4, asks Erin to dress up as Lauren & T-Bag to dress as Dias. |
89 | HOA Works
(September 21st) |
Arthur: VU opportunity gone, $25k for Big E, beef with Russians.
Erin: C4 purchase in process, Ballas, Lawyer for the Vanilla Unicorn Tow truck Cop Chase, Invisible Forcer, Siz "escapes" Bringing Jetski's to Mirror Park Ft. Annabelle, Sun Moon. Siz joins Area 69 raid Ft. Gladys, ViVi, CG, and more. Siz Farts on the roast bus, Aliens stun everyone, Gladys steals the aliens, Siz falls, Rhodes calls Shaw Submarine in Mirror Park Ft. Sun Moon, Vivi, Summer, Raja. Gomer: Big E contract is on hold. Sibling brainstorm Ft. Erin & Vivi, T-Bag. Millionaire Allen almost buys a boat, Siz gets T-Bag a job at Cluck'n'Bell, Allen wants HOA to be PDM Repo team, Loses $20k rolling with Chang, Siz asks Allen for C4, Allen's contact says $200k for C4. Sibling Bonding Ft. Erin, Vivi. Kraytor payout. Erin: Nora killed by Bovice. Erin Vs T-Bag argument Siz Azteca Coke deal, Red Light stop, Nino small contract, Erin wants to deal with T-Bag, Siz says no. Chips raided Ft. Erin, Julio, T-Bag, Kraytor. Erin thinks it's due to Bovice/Nora. No-Balls tweets. Julio wants to break Chips out or attack the snitch, Erin says Jean snitched. Denzel wants to kill Jean. Exploring Tsunami changes Ft. Denzel, Julio Julio: Chips showed Violet & Jean the Mountain, Jean called the police and caused Chips raid. Vault Ft. Flippy, Julio, Kraytor, Hostage Josh, Happy Birthday singalong Negotiations, "Chips had more drugs than we've ever seen" Julio: Pix for Fleeca Times, finding more handcuff escapes Dundee: BBMC Million Dollar Race, Dundee's new car Julio arrested during traffic stop, Chips gets 9's & phone records searched Chips prison visit, plan to smuggle crack in to chips, Julio falls into the prison, Flippy dies, crack + radio + gun smuggled. |
90 | LookLookLookLook
(September 22nd) |
LB shot up by Russians, Siz dumps his ID's, Monkey wants to join HOA, Eugene asks about the HOA
Denzel: T-Bag vs Erin, Monkey, Recruiting, Eugene. Siz squashes T-Bag v Erin beef. Paleto Gold Run Ft. Denzel Arthurt & Erin: Storage, HOA Vinewood, Arthur is Dad 2, Stan & Big-E. Erin disappears, Arthur teaches Siz how to drive, Arthur gets run over, Siz crashes, Arthur talks about Vanilla Unicorn JR: Fucked or Cucked, "show your dominance" Emily looks like Erin, Mirror Park caller Fucked Or Cucked Ft. JR, Mirror Park Predator, Brenda & More. Siz Wins! Erin: Suspended as a Lawyer. Mirror Park Predator Stakeout, Windsong: Herbert, Happy wants to sell house. Dias & Windsong wont to help Siz's sting operation. Siz get's attacked by Multiple Personality Tom/Ashlynn Ft. Dias, Emily Siz kills Man/Woman in "self-defense", Emily & Erin Alibi. Grandma Ruby calls, Dies, Coroners office calls. Arthur: "Turn yourself in" for Self Defence case Gomer & Emily think Siz was prank-called, Siz turns himself in Ft. Arthur, Dias. QVC interrogation break, Elon Mack Lawyer saves the day. JR hunted for Dick Pic, "Riker" Siz kills Darnell, $7k reward. Daryl: HOA discounts, BBMC, Bikers |
91 | Hey
(September 24th) |
Denzel: Bovice $50k PD Ambush Mission Bovice $50k PD Ambush Mission Ft. Buddah, Curtis, Denzel. Demon's Shadow Siz falls off the roof. Bovice $50k payout Ft. Bovice, Buddah, Curtis, Denzel Denzel: Buddah sold C4 to Sun Moon, Buddah wants to join Bovice C4 mission. Robbing new stores Ft. Denzel, Jason. Cop chase, Jason crashes & gets caught, Siz & Denzel escape Siz Judges Fucked or Cucked 2 Ft. Kraytor, JR, Darius, Chang Gang, Season 1 Sexorcist & More. Siz fights Tanisha, Shootout interruption, Siz gets taken hostage, then shot. Siz Enema & Prostate Exam Ft. Torah, Jordan Steele wants to catch the Mirror Park Predator, Supports the HOA. HOA catch Siz shooter at prison Ft. Denzel, Kraytor, White Knight Shooter Harry Martinez Martinez Tortured, then killed. Hit put out by Tanisha. Mirror Park Speeder Bubby caught Erin: Does C4 involve Bovice, C4 sources don't want to sell to Bovice, Tanisha Story, Alpha Siz, Attempted Murderer, Laquisha/Tanisha number, Dating Arthur Denzel new car, CriminalCon talks, Siz calls Dick Colton, Only 3 walls Ft. Erin, Denzel, Kraytor |
92 | Roleplay HOA Guy
(September 25th) |
OOC: Custom HOA Brawler
Kindle: Kidnapped Zee saying "Fuck the HOA", wants to slit her throat. Ellie: LB want more Coke Kindle: Ellie and Buddah robbed MP store, Zee said "Fuck the HOA", Threatened Kindle & Ellie with her Boss Arthur. Kindle Breaks Zee's wrists. Jerry: Wants Ander Destolle broken out of Parsons & killed, Mirror Park Predator fall guy, $10k reward, Tanisha Denzel wants to kill the mime, Siz knocks on Pinto's door, Mime vs Pinto Patel Arthur: Zee history, "At least let her still work, break her knees", Raise taxes, Southside connects, White Knights Bruce: Nino deal, Zee, pays off Zee $500, Threatens Kindle Kindle vs Bruce shootout, Kindle wins, Siz saves Bruce, Kindle shoots Zee. Zee Pays $500, apologises for the inconvenience, doesn't want issues with HOA. Kindle: Horse Semen to catch MP Predator Siz asks Geno to kill someone, Geno joined DeathDealers MC, DDMC leader missing, GSF vs Vagos war over Oxy shop, Unlocking Meta, Geno semen donation, Crackhead semen donation, Asking Jerry & Officers for semen, Man kidnapped for semen then spills jar Siz Drives Eddie's Truck Ft. Annabelle, JR & Annabelle donate semen Maury DNA test in Mirror Park, Siz steals lots of semen Ft. Denzel, EMS Kindle, Geno HOA teach Vivi what semen is, Kindle gets banned, HOA store semen in Meat Factory, HOA burn Geno alive Crackhead threatens HOA, Denzel undercover mission HOA Patrol Ft. Buddah 24h pass Daryl: Stash car stolen by bikers, wants to start a war, looking for C4 Siz and Daryl held up by crackhead, Siz shot in the knee. Payne needs HOA to clean out a house, Tsury says Fuck the HOA and Denzel gets shot at Payne: Hobo's, House Fee's, HOA HQ contract, Southside house cleaning HOA House Cleaning Ft. Payne, Daryl. Thermite, Weapons, Cards, got from house. Denzel being stalked by crackhead, Vivi found and lost the crackhead Buddah and Flippy chased by cops, Siz & Denzel rescue, LB vs Payne. Siz crashes & dies, Torah won't give Siz another prostate exam, Siz teaches Archer how to clean his car. Daryl: part of Black Betty, wants to join HOA but Sonya has an issue with it, Siz doesn't care if Daryl is both, Siz doesn't want to meet or work with Sonya, HOA Vinewood expansion might cause BB issues. Denzel: Sonya, Otto, Daryl, Payne Deal Lean Sac meeting Ft. Payne, Denzel, Gomer, Buddah, Speedy. Denzel kills Balla, meeting adjourned. Maze Bank meeting Ft. Buddah, Denzel, Speedy, "Never work with Sonya or QF", "BB control coke sales in Vinewood, find BB Coke dealer and stop them" Lean sac meeting 2 Ft. Payne, Denzel, Gomer, Sonya, Buddah, Speedy. Speedy: Needs more coke, figured out QF problem, needs $50k Lean street shootout Ft. Buddah, Denzel, Speedy, Siz & Denzel go down, Speedy & Buddah clutch Speedy wants to set up Russian coke deal with Siz |
93 | Siz is Back
(October 1st) |
OOC: Twitchon recap
HOA nightmare race course Denzel, Curtis & Randy: fighting Ballas, Slim joined LB, Vagos at War with GSF & Misfits. Speedy: OTT didn't want to pay tax so war started, hides in Creampie Creations Tower Bruce Greenwood calls Siz, Hangup games Bruce: Wants to be the best lawyer, HOA co-lawyer, Siz $10k & starter pack, house tour Siz drinks alcohol, Denzel squashed HOA vs Russians beef, Siz gets flipped off, Bruce Los Santos tour Siz signs the Payne contract, DoJ and PD trying to find ways to shut down HOA, Randy & Curtis bring Siz a gift, Randy shoots a Russian, OTT raided. Vault + PD Ambush Ft. Chang, Curtis, Randy. Siz 2x Kills, $10k ceasefire deal with PD, helicopter escape. Geno bought a house in MP, T-Bag in DeathDealers, Bruce wants to strip, Kraytor got busted with Coke Denzel: Bovice said Kraytor got 9's Kraytor: Doesn't have the 9's Bruce gives Siz a lap-dance, Denzel signs the HOA contract Kraytor Bovice story, Gunnar fired from HOA, HOA listen in on Chang Gang radio, Bobby kidnapped, Kraytor signs HOA contract, Kraytor deposits $25k to bank of Siz Flippy: Vault, Fleeca's, 500 Pixerium. Vault Ft. Flippy, Kraytor, Scuffed Escape, Siz's head explodes Stores Fail Ft. Flippy, Kraytor, Flippy & Kraytor hit Jewellery store instead, Siz watches, tries to save Flippy but gets caught. New Prison Mugshot Ft. Rhodes Rhodes bullies Siz, short chase, Siz escapes Siz Brawler vs Kraytor Buggy Mountain Cop Chases: Kraytor crashes, Siz wins Ft. Jewellery store robbery. Daryl "meeting" Ft. Gomer, Daryl, Tinker: Sonya getting shot by Denzel, BB help rob houses in Vinewood, Vinewood coke, Siz doesn't trust Sonya, How HOA handle conflict, opinions on HOA after being associated with other groups (LB), Big E & Russians kidnapped Gomer Siz see's his new Mugshot. |
94 | Not a Master Roleplayer
(October 2nd) |
Fred: Lauren speeding, called police, arrested Fred, signed HOA contract, Investigation on HOA
Denzel: Sonya will try to push HOA out of Vinewood, Doesn't trust Daryl HOA try to stop a chase through MP, then patrol Vinewood, find downed Abdul. |
95 | What IS the HOA??
(October 4th) |
Vivi: wants to torture Kiki for hurting Erin & Tessa
Siz gets a prostate exam (again) Vivi: shot by OTT, Russians wear all white, Tupac + Davey + Mel attempted to take her hostage HOA Patrol Ft. Denzel: Catching people robbing houses in Vinewood. Vinewood Convenience store Ft. Ripley, Apples: Ripley likes HOA in Vinewood, Candy caught twice, Apples shoots Candy. Dom meeting: needs Pix, Bricks break down into 2x as much now, new Brick price - $6k and 5 pix each, $110k for 15 bricks first deal. Darius & Dom garbage men coke drop Kindle: CIA mission, HOA contract, CrimCon, Silencers Forcer & white knight Dias Taser battle Ft. Kindle, Denzel Ripley rescues HOA Ft. Reinhardt, Denzel, Jerry, "Any outfits or badges = arrest" OOC: Uno Ft. Denzel, Saab, Vivi Denzel vs Windsong beef T-Bag: Zee told DDMC that HOA are bad, DDMC asked T-Bag to leave HOA or be an inside man Denzel hired Turbo as HOA ghostbuster, HOA ghost hunting mission, Denzel tries to buy Zee's house. Boris: Apologises for disrespect, HOA and Russians beef squashed, asks about the HOA, Jerry blesses HOA weapons HOA Vinewood patrols Ft. Denzel, T-Bag, Turbo: Faberge Egg, Starry Night thief, HOA stop drunk driver, LSPD loses him, Vinewood house robber found with XS condoms and Romance novel, HOA miss MP robbery. Everyone texts Siz for coke |
96 | Siz and the VIP Mission
(October 5th) |
VIP Escort Mission Prep Ft. Speedy, Kindle, Bones VIP Escort Mission Ft. Speedy, Kindle, Bones: Siz 1 kill, HOA x Vagos lose, LB win. HOA Vinewood Patrols Ft. Kindle, Day Pass Bones, Fred. Ryan: Wants a coke brick, HOA being investigated by private investigators, coke is for Bovice, has 400 pix Mike is on the run, Bruce & Erin call, Mike Brick deal Race Ft. LeanBois, Erin, Vivi, Fred, Bruce, Mike, and more HOA Vinewood Patrol Ft. Fred: 1st robber lost, 2nd robber Rango caught., Siz get's arrested, Tribble lets him go Jerry paid to let Chips out on bail, Saab wants to kill Jean, Kayden has the police report, Prune Gang want to kill Jean , Eugene wants to join HOA, Jean was trying to bang Chips Fire Extinguishers stop fires Ft. Saab, Erin, Kindle Satanist Scuffed Vault Ft. Saab, Kindle, First Time Erin, Long Car Chase, Boat/Heli chase, Angel Jebaits, another car chase, Saab crashes, Siz steals a car & escapes, saves Erin, Kindle arrested & in hospital, Siz imponds a police car. Tsury threatened Vivi, Alpha Siz get's hung up on by Tsury, Kindle is paralyzed, Siblings discuss what to do with Tsury & Zee, |
97 | Siz was Sick.
(October 7th) |
Everyone can hear Siz, OTT called Speedy a snitch, OTT wants to edit a clip of Speedy to ruin his rep, Kelly vs Speedy, People think of HOA as a meme, Speedy Loan + Bricks + Pix deals
LB: LB vs Misfits, Buddah wants to fuck Erin, LB Bricks deal Buck wants a HOA day pass, Ellie is pregnant with Ramee's twins, Balla pulls up on Siz, saved by LB Siz tells Fred about Zee/Tsury, Buck is broke Denzel: Vivi/Zee situation, Daryl is completely HOA, Bovice Story, HOA officially moved to PDM Repo, Siz shows Denzel the Misfits stash house, Buck thinks he's getting kicked out of Prune Gang, Buck meets Huck, Siz watches Ramee x Ellie tape Siz asks Zeke about Tsury, QuickFix won't get involved, Huck & Buck get HOA day passes, Buck helped form the Misfits, Gladys blows up Siz's car, Gladys fired from PDM, Chang gang jumps Gladys HOA Vinewood Patrol Ft. Denzel, Buck, Huck: Cops pull up on HOA & don't believe them, miss 3 house robberies, Mike caught robbing houses & get's let go, OTT caught, let go, HOA detained after catching car thief, Jerry saves the day, Buck arrested Jerry: "Everyone is getting raided" New HOA outfits Ft. Denzel, Buck, Huck HOA look for Zee, Meet with Arthur to discuss Tsury/Zee, doesn't care what happens to them, WWE made Arthur sad, Arthur Fires Zee & Tsury. Huck hired as HOA cadet, HOA mess with Zee's Diner menu's Tony needs advice, wants to start a business, HOA partnership, wants to film a commercial Erin: Arthur warning, Pinto raided, Violet raided T-Bag promoted to Sheriff of the Hills HOA Vinewood Patrols Ft. Squad 1 - Siz, T-Bag, Huck & Squad 2 - Denzel, Kraytor, Stanley. HOA meeting, Denzel gives Siz Dias' gun, Erin wants coke, Erin has Zee & Tsury's addresses, Erin wants coke for Sonya HOA look for Zee Ft. Kraytor, T-Bag, Denzel, Trash talker tries to stab Siz, Erin Brick Deal HOA Vinewood Patrol Ft. Kraytor, T-Bag, Denzel. Ryan sends Siz 100 pix, Sonya caught robbing houses, Black Betty Confrontation, Gomer threatens to snitch to Payne, Raja calls about Tsury Raja meeting: "Thought the situation was dead months ago", not going to get QuickFix involved, might fire Tsury, "Sonya will be back for revenge", "Sonya is impossible to work with" Denzel: Gomer is a snake, Sonya story, Siz's relationship with Gomer, Yung Dab legacy Dias chase, Siz beat down by cops, Kraytor vs Dias trial by combat, Siz jailed, Bobby Smith doesn't believe in Payne's contract. |
98 | Just pay the HOA $10
(October 8th) |
Speedy call: Siz teaches Speedy how to break down Coke, asks about Tsury, Speedy snitch rumours, flu remedies, impressed by HOA, Speedy working with Sonya HOA Clothes Shopping Ft. Denzel Johnny Turner meeting: Attachments connect, price list, wants to reach out to LB, Daryl left BB to deal with Bikers, QF doesn't like Sonya, QF won't get involved with Tsury, Tony joins & also thinks prices are too high, People tried to come after Raja Tony: Tours & Business ideas, working with HOA, Siz donates $10, then $25,000, Zee/Tsury, Zee is Tony's website manager Nino Meeting Ft. Tony: Nino doesn't invest in Tony's business,playing with props, materials payout Tony jumps from the car, G-FUEL #AD Arthur: Staking out MRPD, VU Manifest job on hold indefinitely, impressed by HOA, "Dab would be proud", "Look after Erin", has been given a 'job' by Raven, if he fails then firing squad, "Gomer will no longer white-knight for Sonya", Arthur will give VU to Erin, Erin will try to kill someone after, Siz needs to pull her back, Arthur leaves Tony buys shots, Mike arrested story, Ellie's twins are a scam, Jerry fights Abdul, Denzel tells Jerry about PD wanting another contract, Chang Gang killed Kermit for Bovice, Denzel fights a veteran, Siz & Denzel find a couple buying a house in MP, Siz & McCree discuss HOA codes HOA Vinewood Patrol Ft. Denzel, Tony: Tony HOA rap, self snitch caught Payne meeting Ft. Payne, Jerry, Denzel, Tony: Jerry got Ellie pregnant, HOA give valuables to Payne, Tony's business pitch to Payne, Jerry was gunned down by Sonya, Sonya is not a Payne associate, Siz gets the HOA HQ keys, Gomer tried to snitch to Payne, Payne doesn't care what HOA does with the items Siz & Denzel meet the neighbours, Zelda see's the HOA HQ Depressed Erin: "We might never see him [Arthur] again", Can't get the C4 anymore, Arthur's 'job' was to get Bovice, Raven knows that Arthur is 'The Doctor', Erin wants Raja dead for telling Raven that Arthur is 'The Doctor', Erin was picked up by Dias after watching a Judge get kidnapped and asked about Arthur, Siz thinks PD is manipulating everyone into turning on eachother Zelda tased then ran over by the mime, Chang also wants to kill the mime, HOA look for the mime,Erin needs to go meet Raja, mime shot up Chang, Denzel gets swiped off the side of the HOA mobile Erin: Raja got shot on Arthur's behalf by Dundees HOA get asked for HOA tax, Siz tells sketch artist Tallie & Raja about Glorp Raja meeting Ft. Erin, Raja: Raven followed Erin & Arthur after they left MRPD, Raven was watching to get a lead on Bovice, Raven threatened Raja, "Bring me Bovice or we will knock down your entire empire", Raja nearly got kidnapped twice, first by Funny Man, sent by Arthur, then by BBMC, big PDM shootout between BBMC and QF, BBMC sent by Arthur, Raja believes Raven has nothing & is trying to make everyone panic, Raja confirmed to Raven that Arthur is 'The Doctor', Erin blames Raja, Siz & Raja blame PD. Denzel has 2 LMG's, Erin & Siz argue in the car, Siz meets Anto, Violet raided, Denzel beats up his neighbour Meeting Recap Ft. Denzel, Erin, Zelda: Talking Toolbox, Zelda's Dad is Raven, Clowns vs Mimes, "Prepare for the reality in which Arthur doesn't live", Raja's Story Recap, BBMC members' betrayal Julio calls to sell PD equipment, Julio stole a cop car, Sovereign citizen killed Abdul & Jordan Steele, HOA & Erin & Zelda take Sovereign citizen to Grandma's, Zelda asks if Siz doesn't tell people about her dad's Allen: Siz & Zelda added to Repo job, Erin dressed like Arthur HOA go to the Vagos party in the Barrio, Julio's makeover, Misfits war ended then restarted, Mike & Flippy ask if Siz was told not to sell to them, Pix, Mike wants to cut a deal to rob Vinewood houses, Sonya asks the Vagos to sell weed, Julio brings Dias' ID, Denzel is allergic to fire extiguinshers, Julio selling ID's to Vagos, HOA see aftermath of Vagos drive-by, Davey caught, Jordan Steele wants HOA to protect his impound yard, Raven likes HOA outfits, Raven gives Siz the Dad talk, Raven gave Zelda 'The talk' Denzel: Arthur is a dead man regardless, whoever turns in Bovice is the 'ultimate snitch' HOA watch a Vagos initiation, Siz & Denzel get their kicks in, Siz fits into Vagos meeting, Siz shoots a taxi driver & activates his PTSD, Speedy is the last Vagos working in PDM, Erin wants a brick, Erin is racist, Speedy asks if Erin is single, someone stole Siz's car Erin: Arthur's alive, he has Bovice, Siz is out of work, Erin mad at Siz, "relationships with people are more important than money", Siz asks about Erin & Arthur's relationship, Arthur is not Erin's dad, carrying out Dab's legacy, |
99 | Living the HOA dream.
(October 10th) |
Tow truck driver that Denzel killed is Mike's stash house owner, Vagos believe that Bovice set them up, Siz asks Tony & Flippy about their car payments, Bovice paid $30k to Vagos to kidnap a Judge, but cops showed up, Siz tells Mike + Flippy + Tony that Bovice is gone, Bovice treated every other group differently to Vagos.
Misfits tried to get Ellie, Siz buys a heavy pistol for $4, Siz checks Ellie's car payments Testing Tony's custom Jetski races Ft. Saab, Ellie, Tony Turbo moves out of Saab's house, Turbo has another mission, Siz repo's Saab's car, T-Bag was harassing Nino and Nino wants him killed, Brenda's car is already repossessed, Siz dies by blimp Nino: T-Bag causing problems, Mother's back, has a future job for Siz, Zee, Bovice/Arthur/Raja situation & Erin's involvement, snitches, Raja's journal story, Bovice, Emotions, Nino loans job for Siz. Denzel: "T-Bag will always listen to me, he needs to learn to listen to you" Happy Erin saw Arthur, Bovice situation still hasn't changed, Erin still wants to kill Raja Buck shot by Jordan Steele, wants to kill Steele, Buck shoots Siz for trying to repo his car, calls to apologise Denzel is the worst driver, Kraytor & T-Bag get HOA HQ keys, Payne vs Zelda, Repo cars, T-Bag's HOA patrol problems Siz vs Ziggy Brawler face-off, Round 1 Siz, Round 2 Ziggy, Siz tries to repo Ziggy's Brawler, Ziggy pays it last second Herbert: Wants to move to MP, Happy & Windsong cause beef everywhere, Siz's roommate, wants to be part of HOA |
100 | Resident HOA/Repo man
(October 11th) |
OOC: HOA Patrol - Daryl & Kraytor caught OTT, killed him
Annabelle needs a favour, Siz helps Annabelle with a repo job, then tries to repo OTT's car, get's shot at by Misfits Annabelle: Misfits looking for Siz, Hutch asking questions Siz helps man stuck on bike, Davey spreading rumours about HOA, Siz watches LB vs Misfits shootout on Lean Street, Buddah: "Mother was in town and asked about you" Hunting Misfits Ft. Denzel, Tony: Courthouse shootout, Siz & Tony lose, Denzel in his head, Saab is blonde, "Curtis shot Tony in the chest", Curtis vs Tony story explained, Curtis left LB, "know your place", Siz wants Curtis in HOA, Denzel says no Saab takes Siz hostage to rob a store, fails. Jewellery store Ft. Saab, Easy getaway Saab knows what they say about promises MRPD Delivery mission Ft. Saab, Turbo, Braab T-Shirts Siz shows Saab & Turbo the HOA HQ, Siz finds OTT's ID in the stash Turbo finds Saab's wallet in the trash, Turbo asks GSF for drugs Turbo car parts mission Ft. Turbo, Buck, Saab Buck: Dundee kicked out of BBMC Erin: Arthur is alive, Bovice is alive Allen is trying to sell Dab's lambo BCSO Truck mission Ft. Buck, Saab, Eddie: Siz steals Forcer's car, Siz vs trunk Tony wants to look for Zee, Allen: extra $5k a week if Siz throws OTT's car in the river every time he see's it Azteca's coke deal, Eddie $10k payout Siz kidnaps Raphael in MP, Raphael is Michael D. Ickham, ordered by 'Incursion' to hassle HOA, Raphael was the guy who tried to stab Siz, Siz blows up Raphael, Siz finds the evidence, hides the body from EMS Ft. Mike, Flippy Flippy Pix deal, Mike & Flippy want to patrol Vinewood to look for Misfits Siz enters $25k PDM dune buggy race, Siz finishes [VOD Muted, but Siz talks to Allen after the race, they make a deal for Siz to buy Dab's lambo. $150k down & $20k every Friday. Idk if they spoke about anything else] Allen: Doesn't trust Arthur at all, is worried about Erin Siz buys Dab's Lambo Ft. Allen Denzel: Group trying to rob HOA members in Vinewood Siz has a moment with Dab's Lambo, "I did it, yo!", Dab's message Flippy: Tsury, LB crashed Tsury's wedding Siz & Denzel show Flippy & Mike the HOA HQ HOA x Vagos Vinewood Patrol Ft. Mike, Flippy, Denzel: Misfits VDM, but OTT still caught. Misfits drive by HOA x Vagos while leaving Grandmas, HOA offer OTT to Misfits as $20k ransom, OTT calls Denzel, Mike, Flippy & Speedy Snitches, OTT dead & combat logs, Baby Oil vs HOA on radio Dimitri was asked by Tsury to kill HOA and send proof, will set up Tsury for HOA HOA Traffic stop Ft. Espinoz, Ziggy Dimtri: Tsury has put a $20k bounty on Siz's head HOA Vinewood Patrols Ft. Denzel, Flippy, Mike: Schmegal caught, let go, Karl Johnny caught waiting for HOA, is let go & paid to inform HOA about who asked him to watch HOA, HOA watch a man commit 2x VDM Siz tells Raja about Tsury's $20k hit, Raja tries to squash Tsury vs HOA beef Vault Ft. Mike, Flippy, Denzel, Kifflom Hostages, Siz converts to Kifflom, Easy cop chase, Siz goes to grandpa's Sleepy HOA Patrols Ft. Denzel, Flippy, Mike: Bobby Schmegal tweet, HOA vs Misfits Vinewood shootout, Siz + Denzel + Flippy down, Mike clutch save, Flippy & Denzel caught, "Now it's war" - Misfit, |
101 | New Emotes for You
(October 13th) |
OOC: HOA allowed to use scanners in patrols as long as they have scanner items in inventory, no more HOA day passes
Siz meets Luther, Fake HOA shot at Daryl Siz meets with Boris for Coke Deals, Boris doesn't believe that Siz is the connect, 2 Brick deal, Boris appraises Siz's vodka Sayid Mitra's citywide $30k radio challenge, Randy needs money, Nino bribes Siz Luther HOA interview interrupted by $30k radio challenge, Luther wants to be HOA HR HOA Patrols Ft. Denzel, Luther: Sonya escapes, Vinewood shootout, stubborn Mark is looking for a meth lab Crippled Kindle HOA HQ tour, Yung Siz outfit created & Dab lambo restored Ramee wants to do a bus tour and rob everyone Yung Siz x Dom coke meeting Ft. Woods family HOA number 1 fan is back, still pays off Buck's $30 Ramee: Bus tour plan changed, wants to raid karaoke, Siz lets Randy drive the Lambo Karaoke robbery Ft. Ramee, Randy, Big D: Plan fails instantly, Ramee malds Randy wants to make money, Siz shows Randy HOA HQ Siz Fulker & Randy Bullet - Art Dealers: Trying to sell Starry Night Herbert asks about the Mayor of Mirror Park, Soze finds where Siz's stash house is, Darius vs Randy fight, Raja still being targeted, Tsury said he didn't set $20k bounty, and that the bounty was set by DDMC, Raja offers $125k for Starry Night Pinto gives HOA a tip, Denzel in hospital, set up by Pinto & shot by Sonya, Pinto gives his side of the story. HOA Meeting Ft. Denzel, Huck, Daryl, Flippy: Flippy inducted as HOA cadet, Misfits, Black Betty, Daryl's alliances, Hutch pretends to be HOA, Bikers, Rango put hit out on Siz, Rango is permanently in Banhamas HOA Patrols Ft. Daryl, Denzel, Huck: Rockford stakeout, Sonya tried to shoot Denzel, HOA capture, Sonya calls HOA snitches so Denzel shoots her, Denzel arrested, Julio caught, brought along with HOA, Russian caught, Russian thrown into lake, Julio robbed, Daryl explains HOA vs Russians/Ballas, Denzel vs Sonya prison brawl, Sonya threatens HOA, Rhodes wants to help HOA, Julio tazed by KKK, Rhodes vs Denzel stand-off, then Rhodes vs Denzel fight Daryl: Tinker says Gomer and Sonya are no longer Black Betty, BB won't get involved against HOA. OOC: Sonya vs Denzel prison fight |
102 | Pls Stop Robbing Houses
(October 15th) |
OOC:No news job when robbing houses, OTT's HOA Diss track, Sonya cries to Payne Chips won in court, Siz vs Gomer confrontation, Buck doesn't like Sonya, Sonya tried to kill Nino, Buck asks about Coke, Buck has 2 empty stash houses, Buck wants to join HOA Vivi: Someone wanted to use the Dark Web to hire someone to kill Dias, stash house HOA Patrols Ft. Buck, Fred: Buck's business idea's, El Tesso, Chips stuck in MP lake, Manny's back in town, HOA x LSPD work together, HOA catch Raphael, threatens HOA, killed by Fred Saab new house in MP, wants to join HOA Payne: Sonya cried in front of him, "Fuck her", Misfits robbing Vinewood, Payne will move Eugene next door to OTT to annoy them out of the neighbourhood, Payne loved Dab, has a MP house for HOA to clean Fred & Manny clear the house out, Raphael took took the pix out of Siz's trunk HOA set up android Rob Watson to get a new spine for Kindle, Rob brainwashes Manny, Dr Agnes transplants Rob's robot spine into Kindle, Kindle can walk again, Dr Agnes transplants Rob's robot big Toe into Siz, Siz shoots Rob, Agnes slices Manny, Rob doesn't die. Raphael advertises Pixie sticks on twitter, HOA find a local in their HQ, Siz & Kraytor look for Raphael, HOA chase Raphael, confirms he took pixie sticks from trunk & sold them, Kraytor botched execution Flippy shoots Siz in the Barrio, Denzel has a warrant, Denzel vs Allen $30k roll OG HOA Meeting Ft. Denzel, Kraytor: Jerry didn't submit evidence for Ricky's court case, Heavy Pistols, "Dab would be proud of you" - Denzel Denzel plays Erin's Box Game, Speedy Bricks deal, Speedy shows off his new gun, $100k for limited Deagle HOA Patrol - SBS Special Ft. Denzel, Kraytor: Marcus Griffin caught, 2 Misfits caught trying to scare OTT Siz & the clown mime, HOA try to set up Zee, "Do whatever you want to Tsury, QuickFix doesn't care anymore" - Zeke, HOA repo Zee's car. |
103 | House Protection Services
(October 16th) |
Curtis: Luther, Tang Gang
Gladys asks about Dog Fuckers & MP Predator Curtis: Crime-free, taking contracts Ellie: LB too broke for coke Erin wants to go to family therapy, Siz talks to BabyOil, Saab is a bad friend, BabyOil is better than the misfits & BabyOil sad story Erin: Arthur missing, fired from Harmony, Sonya Saab's car ransom HOA Patrol Ft. Fred, Buck, Erin: Siz fails a jump twice, BBMC/FallenMC/QF discussion, Payne asks HOA to deal with Cassie Cupcakes, no house robberies LB coke deal, HOA being followed by clowns, Dee tweets a picture of a dead cat, then a picture of 4 dead pigs, then a rabbit, then a deer Fred was told not to trust Siz by Dee, Dee named her hatchet 'Tusk', ls looking for Siz, sent by Zee Siz & Fred chase the clowns, kindap them, Siz's head explodes Frederick Bodini murders Dee Mented, Queen of Forum Drive stabs Ivan Tickles, and bodies get dumped outside of Zee's Diner. Siz asks Zelda about a spare stash house, Chips calls about a hunter in MP, hunter asks about the SBS Park Rangers, Dee Mented permas, Buck's car got repo'd HOA Solo Patrol: Sarah caught, Lance cuts her loose Gold Runs Ft. Zelda, Fred: Remembering Siz's first job with Dab, Fred get's Zelda's number Siz moves everything from Vivi's house to Zelda's apartment, Siz & Zelda fistbump in front of Fred, Siz let's Zelda drive the Lambo, Siz & Zelda family trees, Zelda talks about Mother's old plan to kill Siz Denzel: Johnny Fahrenheit back in town, Fahrenheit is a CI for Dias & used to be in love with Sonya, List of names being investigated by police: Siz, Kraytor, Denzel, Saab, Tony, Curtis, etc., Dias wants info on LB and Bovice Raven doesn't want Zelda to drive the Lambo, Denzel is proud of his goddaughter HOA Patrol Ft. Denzel, Daryl: Sarah caught again, robbed & let go HOA Grapeland calls Siz to investigate the MP/Vinewood HOA |
104 | When you see it
(October 17th) |
Misfits Siz wants to test the HOA (Fred, Huck, Daryl, Kraytor), Breaks into the HOA HQ, plan fails due to scuff
HOA try Ian's Escape Room Ft. Kraytor, Daryl, Fred: Interrupted by head pops Tony is no longer poor, wants to buy a house in Mirror Park HOA finish Ian's Escape Room |
105 | House Robberies Must End.
(October 18th) |
Buck: Coke, Greens, Guns
HOA caught Sonya robbing houses again, Azteca's Coke deal, Siz makes Eugene pay on his car Dom meeting: FBI coming after Dom, GSF, will give large supply while he goes dark, $115k and 100 Pix for 15 bricks Violet wants a boyfriend, Yung Siz outfit again Dom's coke drop off, Dom is proud of Siz, Dom wants to buy the Faberge Egg, Dom flies out of the city Tony got a mansion in Vinewood, made $400k from gambling Denzel: Sonya caught robbing houses twice last night, OTT says there's no beef with HOA Ramee tries to sell Siz a romance novel, Tony uses Alexa in the HOA HQ, Siz & Buck shoot a porno, Jacob spotted for the first time in months Payne unhappy that Mike is HOA, Judges & Police aware that Vagos & HOA are affiliated HOA on Coke Ft. Buck, Tony, Denzel: Shooting up Zee's Diner, everyone fights in the car, Tony shows everyone Zelda's cave, HOA too late to a robbery, Cops catch robber, HOA vs Forcer stand-off Criminals can only gamble now, Tony ERP EMS, Tony fights a tow tuck driver Siz, Tony & Denzel plan a Jewellery Store motorbike escape, Bird Detective is looking for Denzel Mason Beaks vs Tony argument Mason Beaks: Asked to investigate Denzel by Raphael, also hunting Bovice Mason Beaks Execution Denzel Bricks Deal, Denzel offers a random to roll for Siz's car, Tony loses, Siz runs Happy & Windsong hired Merryweather Security to see if anyone is staking out their house HOA Patrol Ft. Denzel, Tony, Daryl: Mason Beaks tweets, Vinewood coffee sellers, HOA kill coffee sellers |
106 | Siz Man
(October 19th) |
HOA Patrol Ft. Huck: Huck wants to kill someone, asks about Dab, people think HOA are terrorists, HOA sexy calendar, Buck picked up, Buck's WWE business idea, Siz baits a cop chase and head instantly explodes
Buck bricks deal, cop chase 2, Siz escapes, Shepherd calls Siz to meet in MP Shepherd: Car chase, HOA doing a good job, someone looking for HOA & threatened police Azteca's brick deal, Perkins drives the lambo, Perkins thinks the HOA is a terrorist organisation Nino meeting: Hookers vs Jumpers, Coke, Job Opportunities, Nino haggles for prices, Art Mike Skunt: Arrested for allegedly helping Bovice while with Gomer, suspects a rat Nino has a buyer for the Egg, Nino brick deal, #HOA on Twitter Chips brick deal, Payne calls & asks for HOA to become an official business, suggests a HOA southside, Siz & Chips do coke HOA Patrol Ft. Kraytor: Giovanni caught, killed by Kraytor & imponded with his car Jewellery Store Ft. Kraytor: Mountain chase, Air-1, Siz shot down by Williams, Prostate exam,Siz shoots Williams at Pillbox, someone puts a wiener in Siz's pockets, $10k fine Ryan Carthus waits for Siz outside the prison HOA Patrol Ft. Kraytor: Siz head pop lets another robber escape, Julio says alarms are broken, Siz & Julio breach a house full of locals, Police catch Raphael robbing houses |
107 | Late Stream. Hello
(October 20th) |
OOC: Reaction to NoPixel community meeting
Huck RDM'ed, Fred wants to borrow the Lambo, Daryl killed Reid's husband, Huck killed fake HOA member, HOA look for Huck's RDM'er Zelda: Dee Mented trail, trusting Fred, HOA Executions, Siz's Grand Plan, Coke, GSF, HOA Summer Camp HOA Patrol Ft. Huck, Fred, Zelda: Nobody caught Siz vs tow tuck driver, then tazes Lance, Bovice tried to kill Mickey Rivers, Siz is getting followed by Ryan Carthus, Davey calls to warn about Lance & LSPD looking into HOA, Ryan pays for Siz's car repair HOA Meeting Ft. Daryl, Fred, Huck, Zelda, Denzel: Daryl ambushed multiple times by Fallen MC, Fallen MC working with Lost MC, Denzel is blonde Gazz: is Lost MC, at war with BBMC, Reid vs Daryl is 'not a club thing', someone from Lost might have taken it upon themselves to attack Daryl Julio: Southside houses pay out more, Jewellery store pays out more, all bank cards & MP5's have disappeared Siz checks his stash: 3 MP5's & ~60 bank cards lost. HOA Patrol Ft. Daryl, Fred, Huck: Siz hides from Lance, Sonya stabbed Daryl & Fred, then shot by Huck, Black Betty vs HOA hospital trash talk, "Dab would be ashamed" - Gomer Daryl wants to ambush Black Betty in their HQ since he still has their keys, Black Betty vs HOA twitter, Daryl asks about Coke, Gomer isn't happy with Flippy for catching Sonya during HOA. HOA meet up with Raven at the golf course HOA Raid Black Betty HQ, steal their stuff Ft. Denzel, Daryl, Flippy BB shoot up HOA: Daryl, Flippy & Denzel down, Siz stays inside, Daryl taken to Grandpa's, Denzel & Flippy robbed, Gomer + Sonya + Boe suspected shooters, BB wore Gnome masks. Gomer texts Daryl, HOA ambush BB at their mansion, Siz crashes, caught by police, HOA vs BB in the Hospital [VOD cuts out, but BB & HOA argue the whole time in Pillbox] Everyone get's charged except Gomer, Cops want Siz to snitch HOA talk to Boe in prison Daryl bricks deal |
108 | HOA vs The World
(October 22nd) |
Siz tells Jordan that he's the coke connect, asks Jordan about C4, Harmony bricks deal, Curtis back in LB, Siz tells Curtis & Flippy about the HOA terrorist plan, Siz tells Curtis about HOA vs BB
HOA solo patrol: Willaims $10k HOA donation, Siz baits another cop chase, no crime in Vinewood or Mirror Park (again) Buck's Tow Gang idea, Siz tells Buck about BB vs HOA, meeting Huck's friend Sam, Buck gives Jobie advice about being in the city, Siz rides along with AJ Hunter, Ryan Carthus follows Siz again, Siz responds to a fight in Vinewood, Siz shows a real estate agent the place Kraytor wants to live in HOA Patrol Ft. Buck, Sam: Jobie caught robbing houses, Denzel vs Sam, HOA at war with Ballas x Russians, ambushed Daryl while on patrol, HOA (Daryl, Flippy, Anto) shot Ballas x Russians in SS, Ryan calls - Someone is masturbating on Siz's house, Denzel executes Sam for a year long beef, "My chest man." HOA Patrol new crew Ft. Buck, Daryl, Denzel: Daryl + Denzel + Boe all fall off the mountain and pass out, Siz finds cum stains on his house, Violet angry at HOA, HOA vs Serial Jizzer Charles McGruff Denzel: Has C4, plans to use C4 against Big-E/Ballas, Ricky prison break attempt Siz steals a firetruck to kill the Serial Jizzer, Siz & Daryl chase McGruff, Raphael texts again McGruff caught, Siz helps him cum on Lauren Forcer's doorstep, HOA wash McGruff off with firetrucks Man watched HOA execute McGruff, also gets executed himself HOA Patrol Ft. Kraytor, Daryl: HOA find Damzel in Vinewood, Pillbox taser shootout |
109 | Explosive HOA Patrols
(October 24th) |
Denzel talks about the Ricky protests, #RickyWorld, Denzel hires Dimitri for the HOA, Siz get's hit by a car going to his stash house
Siz asks Eugene for C4, Ellie breaks it down Siz meets Brett Biggledoinks, GSF drive by on Lean Street, Siz becomes a temporary LeanBoi Erin wants to be in a gang, Siz asks Erin about C4 Siz Saab cosplay, Hunting for GSF Ft. Ellie, Curtis, Brett: Eugene put out $10k hit on snitch EMS Chloe LB vs GSF Round 1: Ellie down, Siz flips the bird, trip to Grandpa's Siz VDM's solo bank robber Doug Canada, #SizSpecial, LB rob hooker Jupiter Siz + Brett + Ellie kidnap Johnny Fahrenheit, let him roll for his life, is burnt alive Brett wants to kill Zee, Siz + Ellie + Brett kidnap Zee at the VU, Brett RP checks Gunn, Zee tries to run and gets shot, Ellie's plan to get more house robbers in Vinewood: Spread rumours that Vinewood houses are very profitable Siz tells Huck that Sam is dead, Jordan says you can get C4 at the Wizard, Siz + Huck + Ellie pick up Lenny & Donny and play Ellie's death game, Round 1 rap battle: Lenny wins, Round 2 knife fight: Lenny wins, Lenny rolls for the #SizSpecial Ellie learns how to brainwash someone, Master Manipulator Mel joins the crew Ellie + Huck + Mel + Siz dad gang brainwash Bryce into robbing houses "for Black Betty", Bryce breaks all his lockpicks Bryce Brainwashing - Plan B: Bryce fights his 5th Dad Ziggy Daryl: Gomer called asking where Sonya is, Sonya missing? Ryan's car has guns mounted, Police escort to the airfield to test it , Siz gets shot, Shaw is Siz's brother Julio: people coffee speedrun the front of Fleeca's for bank cards, shot Jerry with an AK, Siz asks Julio for C4 HOA patrol Ft. Daryl, Kraytor, Julio: Daryl meta unlocks Nino killing Sonya, Gomer knew and did nothing, Summer initiative. "Adrian" caught in Vinewood, let go by Kraytor, HOA try to trick Clarence into robbing a house, Daryl shoots a Russian |
110 | Outer Worlds Mostly Bad Karma
(October 25th) |
Siz's house in Mirror Park + HOA HQ get raided.
Siz's phone records searched [VOD muted when Malton, Metzger & DA come back to talk to Siz, I assume they read out all of his charges, $26k fine & ~35 0 month time] |
111 | Bonus Super Sunday Stream
(October 28th) |
Siz released from prison after the raid
Ducked by Jerry x2 Out of jail #GodblesstheHOA #fuckthepolice Flippy, Raven, Julio, Jerry party at HOA HQ Julio may get raided for Matilda Video Siz to Jerry explains HOA raid, Dee Mented murder, serial jizzer, discuss a potential lawsuit Call from a private number. Snake in max security? Ivan Tickles' surprisingly clean record Julio's AK Suppressors, Azteca's looking for Misfits, Misfits x BBMC Recycling center blues, Katherine Kaspar offers spiritual readings Siz recruits Steve En for his court case, Siz & Julio look for friendship bracelets, Siz finds Dee's hatchet in his Pink Cage apartment Siz gets taken hostage by "Juan Carlos Hernandez" Watermelon shitlording Taken hostage again by "Juan Carlos Hernandez" and NotSteve for a Fleeca Siz hit rock bottom, Guilt trips Lance, HOA Paid Advertisement Azteca bricks deal, Mason Beaks tweets Denzel, Flippy bricks deal Mike's incriminating text, Siz tries to clean up his phone records Shitlording continued, Siz misses 2 MP robberies Daryl had a gun pulled on him by Lauren Forcer |
112 | HOA Sidelines w/Siz
(October 30th) |
Siz meets Brav O'Six, looking for Russian operatives, Ryan Carthus follows Siz
Mason Beaks was trying to get to Denzel through Ryan Siz meets Pepe Silvia, tells Brett Biggledoinks about the raid, Brett vs GSF over Siz meets Patrit "Meat", Meat chief of Recycling Enforcement Agency, Siz & Kaspar give Meat relationship advice, Fairy godmother Siz, Drunk driver Buck in the hospital HOA Patrol Ft. Buck, Meat: Buck arrested for Ricky protest, Buck voice recognition, Meat sings for a date, Siz watches Meat's date go wrong, then it goes very right, Siz owes Allen $60k Buck officially joins the HOA, Payne asks about Siz's raid, Siz Alt+F4's Payne Meeting: Raid, Dee's Murder case, HOA vs BB, Siz's court appeal, Payne asks about Bovice, Ivan tweets Dee Siz shows Payne Kraytor's place under the bridge, Huck pulled Payne over, Lance runs Brett over Daryl & Fred bought a new HOA Mansion, Siz guilt trips Lance again HOA Bike Patrol Ft. Huck: Siz tries to commit insurance fraud, Calypso $1000 scam, Diaz moving out of MP & wants to sell Siz his house, Raphael gave Huck $10k to kill Mason Beaks Another private call from Snake? Mentioned Dab & "everyone is in danger"? Huck talks about Mason Beaks tweets, meeting & threats, HOA beat up Beaks, Davey upset over Dee's death, Huck gets a video of Ivan with Dee's hatchet Siz recruits an Alien sound-alike for his court case, Huck does his Siz impression, Pixie Plum asks HOA to not patrol around Parsons Denzel: Raid, Dee, Mason Beaks, Erin friends with Gomer Jax & Steve En want to open a coffee shop in MP, want to hire HOA as security, Nick Molini offers production company services to HOA HOA get Julio's tasers & pistols, Arush's Tec-9 & Skorpion prices Siz is "ran over" by Bobby Smith and sent into ICU. Siz's 20 Emergency Contacts |
113 | Siz leaves ICU
(November 3rd) |
Siz wakes up from ICU, realises Zelda's picture is missing, Jerry's getting married
Daryl vs Lost MC, Siz watches Eugene's raid, Arthur gave Erin his car, new HOA branch called JOA to guard jewellery store, Erin dating Flippy Jerry: DOJ threatened Payne + Jerry + the HOA with raids, Ivan Tickles witness Dias pays the HOA fee, Siz buys Dias' house, Lawrence Splainer goes through Siz's phone records, Eugene wants to be broken out of prison Siz meets Dumbass & Carl Crimes, they need thermite to break Eugene out of prison, Flippy says QuickFix is the new thermite connect, Julio's loyalty rewards, Julio tells Siz how he went into ICU, OTT trying to move into the Southside again Dias asks Siz for a Brawler chase "for old times sake", Siz is the King of the Dirt, Dias has a box, Dias mental breakdown? Siz & Julio make their JOA outfits, Meat sings a HOA theme song Siz confronts Erin about working with Gomer & Sonya, Erin wants to squash the beef between Gomer & everyone, Russians x Ballas pulled up on Denzel and Erin, Gomer's reputation JOA security Ft. Meat, Julio, Huck, Stanley, Erin: Nobody shows up Payne meeting: DA threatened to arrest Payne, Payne enlisting Murphy Braun & Kevin Shaw to represent Siz, Payne's Siz impression, transferring Dias' house to Stanley, Southside politics, Sitzerland Siz stores Flippy's car in the HOA HQ, Meat hired as a HOA cadet Ramee invites Siz to do the vault Flippy, Randy & Ramee explain the new vault: Powerplant needs to be hit, new thermite, Local SWAT cops show up if thermite mistake Powerplant attempt 1 Ft. Flippy, Ramee, Randy, Hostage Con: Tinker & Maddy caught in powerplant, Siz fire extinguisher save, Ramee fails first Thermite, local police shootout, thermite scuffs, cop chase & shootout, everyone escapes Crafting table gone, Thermite from QF, Heavy Pistols from Bikers, Alpha Siz QF Thermite discount, Vulture Ramee Powerplant attempt 2 Ft. Flippy, Ramee, Randy, Hostage Jaden: Hostage sings, Flippy gets 6 thermite boxes but shot down by cops, Siz & Randy shot down, Warlord Ramee clutch save Vault attempt 1 Ft. Flippy, Ramee, Randy, HOA Commercial actor Hostage: Vault still powered Vault crew look for other power boxes to turn off power to the vault Powerplant attempt 3 Ft. Flippy, Ramee, Randy: Flippy fails 2nd thermite, everyone bails Powerplant attempt 4 Ft. Flippy, Ramee, Randy: Ramee fails lots of thermite, Flippy & Randy finish thermite, only local cops show up Vault attempt 2 Ft. Randy, Ramee, Flippy: Vault powered down, new Gruppe 6 cards needed, Shaggy provides black card, black card needed to get into Gruppe 6 van, Vault crew hit truck but interrupted by police, everyone escapes police chases Daryl:aryl vs Lost MC, gun connect, no ways to make money |
114 | Project Sizterland + HOA
(November 4th) |
Gladys is crime-free and wants to become a lawyer, Gladys and Vinny fight for Siz's attention, Gladys wants to sell all her illegal goods since she got expunged Randy: Bank trucks hittable, Fleeca banks/vault theory, inked money bags Payne told Denzel about HOA southside, Concussed Jerry, Siz looks at a house he wants to buy on the Southside, Siz watches the Misfits get raided again, Alpha Vagos 2nd in command Siz pulls rank on Flippy, Siz's 15% Payne coupon, Herbert wants to live with Siz Siz cleans out a Southside house, $12.5k for 10 bottles of alcohol, then buys the house for $25k Flippy: Raja's SNS deal, Wants to be the first to rob the vault with Mike + Siz, Paleto bank can be robbed with green gruppe 6 cards Juanilla interested in HOA, Mike & Flippy make it rain on Siz, Dom is back in town, Siz tells Kraytor & Huck about the Gruppe 6 truck Kraytor tried to test Fred & Daryl, they were too distracted with "poon", Dom calls for a coke drop, $150k for 15 bricks deal, Kraytor & Huck found a bank truck, Flippy finds another bank truck, bank truck #1 payout: $2k, 4 marked bills. Nobody has enough cards for bank truck #2 HOA store robberies Ft. Kraytor, Huck, Daryl: Scuffed Siz, Arush got 1 card in 15 stores, Vagos vs NVL'er hiding in MRPD, Siz gets a black card Siz finds a bank truck, Daryl says PD get an alert when the back door is opened, HOA + Julio open bank truck, cucked by tsunami, truck #2 payout: $3k, 16 marked bills HOA x Vagos x Julio discuss bank trucks, everyone steals Julio's AK Flippy: Nobody wants OTT in the southside, Mike dressed up as OTT and killed Andrews, then killed OTT and planted Andrews' PD weapons Daryl shot Reid & Ryan again, Anto suggests HOA stop coke pushers in Vinewood HOA + Julio store robberies Ft. Daryl, Huck, Julio: Cop chase, Daryl break check = escape, Cop chase 2, Daryl escapes again,Siz hits Huck with the #SizSpecial Front of Fleeca robberies Ft. Huck, Julio: Siz & Huck distract cops, Julio robs registers, Siz crashes, Julio hits a cop with the #SizSpecial, Julio talked his way out of all charges, Huck caught |
115 |
Horse Owners Association (November 6th) |
Siz goes to visit Flippy & Mike in jail, cop chase, crash into a Ricky, [VOD Muted but Siz runs into some Ricky's & a priest idk what they talk about] Flippy caught & arrested OOC: RDR2 RP Ft. Erin, Dias, Kraytor, Lauren Forcer, Dias, Kyle, etc. |
116 | Meta Unlocked
(November 7th) |
OOC: Flippy gave meta unlocked, Siz 4 Bricks deal with Speedy Flippy meta unlocked: Vagos Traphouse, Marked bills sold in traphouse, Fleeca cards only in trucks, Fleeca vault gives green G6 card Siz warns Juanilla about Traphouse snoopers, Juanilla asks about Siz's origins with the Vagos Fred: OTT and Misfits refused to pay MP $10 HOA fee, Chips' kidney got stolen, Bikers selling their house in MP Russian Motya wants to meet with Siz, asks for coke, 1 Brick deal with Motya, Motya says Russians x Ballas hold pawn shop, pawn shop gives black g6 cards & new air-pressure lockpicks Siz brings Payne to a coke deal, Azteca 2 Bricks deal, Siz cleans out another Payne house for $5k and "a favour" Siz catches Hank Dogstaff trying to break into his southside house, Hank robbed by Siz then taken by cops, Siz & Payne ask Judge to stop Jerry being called up as a witness LB miss Siz, Sovereign Citizen said you can get green G6 cards from Vinewood houses, Flippy wants to hit Paleto Siz & Flippy meet with CG to exchange vault information, Ramee says Paleto is empty Turbo: Vault opening requires a ritual of people with certain items in 5 positions, gives Siz the 5 collectible items Siz tells Huck + Julio + Flippy about the Vault ritual, Zelda brings 2 inked sets, Zelda stabs Flippy Siz meets Lil Loco, Los Santos rates Julio's looks Jewellery Store Ft. Julio, Flippy, Hostage Adrian: Car disabled, Siz shoots & escapes, Flippy caught Julio "officially" part of HOA |
117 | Vault?
(November 8th) |
Flippy: CG don't want to bring "outsiders" in to their first vault attempt
Flippy wants to hit the vault with Lil Loco & Curtis Powerplant Ft. Flippy, Curtis, Lil Loco: Siz vlogs, Local PD choppers, Flippy fails new thermite, Loco goes down, everyone escapes Chang doppleganger, Keypad gone from Vagos traphouse, Saab thinks he can do the new thermite Saab Thermite test Ft. Saab, Flippy: 1 thermite done then failed Randy might get raided, Jason is back in town, Siz wants to test Jason on new thermite Overconfident Jason Thermite test Ft. Jason, Saab, Flippy: instant fail, 100% success rate ended Flippy gets chased during Powerplant prep, cop shootout, Flippy + Siz + Jason burn alive, Siz & Jason caught, Saab & Flippy rescue attempt Siz gets a prostate exam in MRPD, PD get Siz's DNA, Siz rolls with Lauren for HOA Fees, Summer vs Jordan Jewellery Store Smash 'n 'Grab Ft. Flippy, Jason Powerplant test 2 Ft. Jason. Flippy, Daryl: Flippy & Jason still can't do the thermite, chased by Lauren Forcer |
118 | Eyes Always Open
(November 9th) |
OOC: Dab reacts to the new thermite
Meat killed a Vinewood cocaine dealer, Fred & Meat executed Fake HOA robber HOA Patrols Ft. Meat, Fred, Huck: Buffalo/Cindy caught, singing competition vs Meat, Meat wins, Buffalo dies, CG caught "fixing" MP store, Siz vlogs Vinewood store robbery, Wayne caught robbing house in Rockford, gets let go Meat wants to try thermite, Tony wants to do a "big plan", Siz gifts Soze's camera to Zelda Tony: Bank trucks, G6 cards, Vault, Huck gets a Green G6 card robbing stores Robbing Stores Ft. Saab, Tony: Every store is empty, cop chase, everyone escapes Flippy explains the powerplant to Saab + Tony + Mike, Tony can't buy fire extinguishers, Siz's Paleto Gold run Robbing Stores Ft. Huck, Meat, Daryl: All stores empty, front of fleeca intermission, stores empty again, Daryl picked up, HOA vs Jimmy Deany twitter war, cop chase, Daryl drives into a gas station, everyone arrested Daryl escapes MRPD, Meat sings, Siz + Meat + Huck go to prison, HOA beat up Flippy in prison, Flippy beats up Siz in prison Powerplant crew got caught |
119 | 8 New Emotes POG
(November 10th) |
Denzel holds down the new LB Traphouse, Apples kidnaps Doug Canada, Doug tortured by Denzel Siz learns about decrypting to find "special" houses, Huck arrested by Ripley Misfits robbing LB traphouse customers Hunting Misfits Ft. Denzel, Arturo, Flippy: Misfits shootout, Siz chased by cops & escapes, everyone else arrested Siz kidnaps Misfit 'Jason', gets Misfits radio channel, asks about Misfits Denzel & Flippy taunt OTT over the radio, Siz wants to be in a Southside gang, Denzel & Flippy execute Jason in Vinewood OTT rolls up on Siz, shoots Siz & runs, Bo Tucker asks for OTT's radio frequency & listens in to Flippy + Denzel argue with OTT, baits him into admitting crimes Siz + Denzel + Flippy meet with OTT, OTT with Violet, trying to bait OTT into attacking while cops watch in the distance Cops offering $30k for information on OTT, Huck + Fred + Meat looking for Tsury for not paying $10 HOA fee Fleeca Ft. Flippy: Swedish Siz, Cop chase, HOA caught Tsury, Siz ID'd by flip-flops Tsury: Bounty put on Siz's head by Rango, Issue with HOA is that they don't leave Zee alone Siz executes Tsury in front of the police , Yung Siz Siz & Flippy chased by cops, tunnel chase, Siz dumps the murder weapon, Fred & Huck failed rescue, Siz hides in Baas' car, shot down by Dias Dias tries to get Siz to talk, Siz wants a lawyer, PD can't prove anything Lawyer Ferst Temple: PD can't prove anything since there's no gun & no GSR, Tsury only witness claims it was Siz Siz needs to appeal the charges, goes to jail. Julio: 'special' houses info HOA visit Siz in jail, Jewellery store doors can lock now, Fred cleared out HOA HQ |
120 | Rare Sunday Stream
(November 11th) |
Siz asks Summer to take the Tsury murder case
Chips is paralyzed, Siz fucks with Dias during MP store robbery HOA catch Doug Canada robbing houses, gets robbed & let go. Siz explains Tsury case to Summer, Siz tells Summer about OTT's radio self snitching Violet wants to join HOA, Siz offers $2k for Violet to shoot OTT, Bobby Schmegal is dead, Violet explains why she's not an Azteca anymore Azteca bricks deal, asks about Violet Siz asks Flippy about Violet, Purple G6 card needed to hit Jewellery store Flippy + Mike + Lil Loco meet with Siz + Violet to discuss Violet's HOA potential HOA meet with Vagos and LSPD to claim the OTT $30,000 bounty Siz only gets paid if LSPD is allowed to ID Siz by his flip flops Sovereign Citizen wants to vulture the pawn shop vultures Vulture Gang Pawn Patrol Ft. Sovereign Citizen, Julio, Fred: Siz & Julio pulled over, saved by Sovereign shooting a cop, Huck replaces Sovereign HOA Vulture Gang want to set up Mason Beaks Summer wants to take Siz's case along with Adrienne West Mason Beaks asks Vulture Gang to capture HOA, Vulture Gang 'kidnaps' Siz & hands him over to Mason Beaks, Beaks has 'beef' with Denzel, HOA turn on Beaks Vulture Committee Pawn Patrol 2 Ft. Julio, Huck, Fred: Siz get's VDM'ed, Vulture Committee looks for VDM guy HOA Vulture Gang Vinewood Patrol Ft. Julio, Huck, Fred: Tsury runs, then kidnapped, then blown up, All American Vulture Committee Vulture Gang Pawn Patrol 3 Ft. Julio, Huck, Fred: VDM Guy chased but escapes 2x, Anto's prank goes wrong Siz asks Raja about selling decryptors, Raja will help Siz if HOA lets QF employees rob houses, Raja asks about Tsury, Raja says you can use decryptors in different houses now, HOA Vulture Committee look for new decryptor spots Daryl's Jackpot bank truck Raja: 1 decryptor spot for houses, 1 decryptor spot for stores, decryptor spot locations |
121 | Vulture Committee Member
(November 12th) |
Payne gives Siz a 15% off coupon, Denzel wants the HOA to look after the LB traphouse, Denzel doesn't want Violet in the HOA, Misfit Jason crashes into HOA x LB x Vagos, Denzel says Valuable Goods are back in the jewellery store Siz shows Denzel + Lil Loco + Curtis the 2 decryptor spots Store robbery Ft. Curtis, Denzel, Lil Loco, Misfit Jason hostage: Pinto taken hostage in the store, Loco got a purple card, Curtis & Denzel get chased, Curtis caught Erin is broke, Siz shows Lil Loco his face Jewellery store Ft. Lil Loco, Denzel, Mason: Lil Loco flirts with hostage, easy chase, 70+ gold bars payout LB x HOA Dance party, Denzel Bricks Deal, Vivi stabs Stanley Siz force permas Saab, HOA dance party Cowboy Siz coke collection, HOA x Vagos mosh pit HOA Patrol Ft. Daryl, Huck, Kraytor: Siz catches Maxy & Johnny, saved by Raja deal, Daryl blows up QuickFix, Daphne & Jacklyn caught, shot by HOA, Jacklyn is Daryl's cheating ex, Kraytor & Huck shot up by Fallen, Kraytor kidnapped, Scuffed Siz can't see the Fallen members, Fallen try to hide in QF, Siz imponds their car, Jake & Kai kidnapped Kraytor & shot Huck HOA catch Kai, kidnap & execute him, Jake wants to trade places with Kai so HOA take Kai's body to Jake,then kidnap, torture, and kill Jake, Jake said someone in HOA leaks info Someone (Lil Dub & someone else) took Julio hostage for MP store robbery & stole his car, caught by HOA, burned alive Daryl: Tinker wants to set up a deal with the HOA, New guards in the Gruppe 6 Bank Trucks |
122 | Vinewood on Fire
(November 13th) |
Siz + Emily Maw + Mason + Lil Loco + Saab + Chips watch Curtis + Tony + Flippy + Mike attempt the powerplant
Targeted Store Robberies Ft. Fred: Tucker chases, Siz crashes, everyone escapes Vulture Boy Band coke pickup Ft. Fred, Lil Loco: Siz wins a Lambo Violet mad that HOA won't accept her American Vulture Committee Pawn Patrol Ft. Fred, Lil Loco, Huck: Loco macks on sorority girls, Fred macks harder, Siz makes Zee crash AVC meets Summer's brother Richie, Denzel & Ricky try to sell Loco a person, Loco buys Kyle & makes him "pretty" Dexx asks Vulture gang to stop Russians x Ballas from over-taxing pawn when GSF isn't around & keeping them away from the GSF traphouse HOA Vulture Patrol Ft. Lil Loco, Fred, Huck Daryl & Meat got shot up by Ballas x Russians during HOA Patrol, GSF think HOA have Gunn on a hitlist, Fallen MC are holding down the decryptor shack for houses Julio gives SNS + Extended Mags, Siz tells QF about Fallen MC holding down the decryptor shack HOA Vulture Patrol 2 Ft. Lil Loco, Julio Siz talks to Maxy about Fallen holding down decryptor shack |
123 | #ProtectTheHut
(November 14th) |
HOA ambushed by Russians, Daryl in ICU, Flippy got raided for powerplant attempts Siz meets with Paddy, Fallen MC only taxed the decryptor hut to take it away from the Russians, Paddy prepared to give up the hut, meeting interrupted by Casey Valentine cop chase, Siz offers the Russians' coke to the Fallen MC Fallen MC 2 bricks deal, Harmony 4 bricks deal, Siz becomes a millionaire, Azteca's 2 bricks deal - "$10k on top if you don't sell to Violet" Siz watches HOA rob a Fleeca, Fred gets caught HOA Limo Patrol Ft. Huck, Julio, T-Bag: Scuffed house alerts = no robberies, HOA call Perkins to check Cops chase the Tang Limo, HOA shoot Perkins HOA Paleto Gold Runs Ft. Huck, Kraytor, Julio, T-Bag Mason Beaks wants to meet with HOA HOA Jewellery Store Robbery Ft. Julio, Kraytor, Drunk Hostage: Easy chase Raphael has been following the HOA and listening to conversations, The glass God Raphael |
124 | New Siz. Scuffed Siz
(November 19th) |
Siz wears his new clothes
Russians still try to ambush HOA, Misfits attacked Julio & Fred, HOA shot up Russians in MP & gave them to GSF, Vagos vs CG HOA Patrols Ft. Anto, Fred: Fallen MC disbanded Loco: Chang Gang shot up Vagos during a Paleto bank job Payne: Someone from the HOA kidnapped a Judge, Jerry fired Siz meets the Judges to do good PR, falls into BoviceWorld, Judges ask Siz to write HOA SOP's Jimmy Deany asks if Siz's face is ok, loses his potential job with Payne Real Estate CG wants to buy a Green G6 Card for $35k, Chang offers to train the HOA for a discount on the G6 Card, Vagos roll up on CG in the Dojo Flippy says random people are trying to set up the HOA HOA wiped the PD, Daryl tried to take a Judge hostage, HOA find the new store in MP, Raphael asks about Anto Jordan explains the new player stores, CG G6 card deal HOA turn Raphael against Mason Beaks, Raphael 'infiltrated' the Vagos HOA Patrol Ft. T-Bag, Kraytor, Fred: the HOA find Waldo |
125 | Sizzy Wizzy
(November 20th) |
LB show off their new cars, LB x Vagos bully Siz
Luther wants to bring Mikey Mersion into HOA, HOA x GSF open a bank truck HOA Patrols Ft. Meat, Fred: Fred & Meat shootout with Russian, Karl Johnny caught, Siz argues with Russian Ivan, Ivan trades for Karl, Siz lets Ivan go Otto, Dom & Darius want the money Siz owes, threaten him with LMG's, $150k owed & $50k late fee, Otto wants Siz to be alpha 15 brick coke pickup & $150k payment, Siz sells all pix to Dom for $20k Paleto Bank Robbery Ft. Ramee, Chang, Wayne: Ramee fails thermite, Hostage Carmella's head pops, Chang fails hacking Tim Lee & Jim Lee try to take Gomer hostage, Johnny Fahrenheit asks Cowboy Siz to high noon 3x Fleeca Robbery Ft. Chang, Wayne, Pablo HOA try to pull a prank on Siz, Arturo stopped a Vinewood house robber Daryl jumped by Lil W and Taco, then HOA jumped them. Siz & Daryl do Oxy runs, Siz makes Julio wear the Dunce hat HOA Patrol Ft. Julio, Daryl |
126 | Vulture Hunts Vulture
(November 21st) |
HOA Patrol Ft. Luther: Russian stakeout interrupted by head pop HOA Patrol Ft. Fred, Huck, Meat: Anto & Wayne looking for Flippy/Vagos, HOA find a G6 Bank Truck, nobody has black cards Tsury ignores HOA & runs, gets shot Siz gets the HOA Brawler, Apples caught robbing MP store, Eddie drowns the HOA Brawler twice Siz gets arrested trying to help BBC, explores the new prison Lil Loco old lady disguise, 2 bricks deal, Harmony 4 bricks deal, Siz pays his $100k debt to Allen Siz walks Adrienne & Raja through the Tsury execution, Raja fired Tsury, Raja buys Valuable Goods Daryl & Julio caught Raphael acting as fake HOA, Allen 4 bricks deal Allen: [VOD muted for start of conversation], Raja is the other Coke dealer, Allen got spooked by Raja keeping a list of who he deals with, Allen wants to create an Avengers-like team to do jobs Scooter shopping with Allen, Raja offering 50% off on HOA Brawler repairs, Huck Best Cadet Siz talks to Boris in Benny's, Saab scams Siz HOA smash Happy's car, HOA Brawler vs Perkins' BCSO truck, Kraytor vs Happy shootout, Happy slanders Siz on twitter, Sybil asks about renting out MP lake |
127 | HOA Brawler Hunts
(November 22nd) |
Russians shot Daryl, Daryl & Reid squashed beef (kind of), Speedy wants to rent the HOA to put hits on people
HOA watch Vagos vs CG shootout, Wayne rolled up on Vagos, Siz grills Anto PD Ambush set-up Ft. Flippy, Buddha, Curtis: Curtis falls off a building Speedy 6 bricks deal, Alpha Siz corrects Happy's housemate Jewellery Store Ft. Curtis, Flippy, Hostage Carmella PD Ambush Ft. Curtis, Flippy, Buddha: Siz kills 2, downed by Angel, everyone arrested Siz watches Red's mental breakdown vs Jordan, Larry offers to be HOA's permanent lawyer, HOA Brawler gets illegal upgrades HOA Patrol Ft. Fred, Huck, Zelda, Erin: CG caught "robbing houses", Chang tests Fred Payne wants to open a new store in Mirror Park, Payne meets Raphael, "Dab -n- Go" is born, Payne accidentally creates a traphouse in MP Eddie tries to fix the Brawler, Ryan explains how to get traphouse codes from pawn, Raven drops Zelda off, Zelda test drives the HOA Brawler, Huck wants to be knighted in the HOA Chang lectures Daryl about starting wars Russians don't want to proceed with war against HOA, Russians have nothing to gain from war, Boris doesn't want to lose his coke connect, Siz doesn't let the war end Vultures come to MP 'store', Judd shows Siz a whole new world HOA Patrol Ft. Huck, Julio, Daryl: Pawn store stakeout to find Russians, no Russians found Speedy sold a deagle to the Russians, "squeeze them by the balls" - Speedy to Siz Siz & Julio catch a Russian speeding in MP, Siz tells the Russian that the Deagle will end the war, Russian gets shot Siz shows Speedy his Vagos clothing HOA Patrol Ft. Julio, Daryl, Meat Summer: Ripley gave conflicting police report for Tsury execution trial |
128 | Head Popping Siz
(November 23rd) |
Paleto Bank Robbery Ft. Eugene, Flippy: Everyone's head pops, car scuffs, tunnel chase & boat escape, #MakePaletoGreatAgain Flippy 'accidentally' runs Siz over Targeted Store Robbery Ft. Flippy, Kindle, Lil W hostage: Purple card obtained Jewellery Store Robbery Ft. Flippy, Kindle Flippy leaks traphouse code, police didn't lock Jewellery Store doors 2x Jewellery Store Robbery Ft. Flippy, Vagos JJ HOA Patrol Ft. Huck, Julio, Kraytor: HOA vs Happy shootout Siz snitches on Happy to Raven, HOA find Windsong's Russian date Vlad TriPoloski, Vlad shot by HOA Daryl & EU HOA shot up by Russians, Daryl sold Siz's coke to the Bikers, Bikers cut off from Raja's coke Reporter gives Siz a video of Happy snitching on the HOA to police, HOA meet the HOA ad guy HOA stage a stickup Ft. Russian Julio, HOA to the rescue "Russian" shot at QF crew while robbing a bank truck in MP, HOA (Siz, Huck, Kraytor, Julio) vs "Russian" shootout, "Russian" 1v4's HOA, "Russian" was Daryl HOA malding session, Russians told Ballas that HOA put a bounty on Ballas' heads, Daryl wears the dunce hat |
129 | Snitch Gang Member Siz
(November 24th) |
PD Ambush Ft. Flippy, Curtis, Saab: Siz gets 2, PD wiped, nobody goes down HOA take a group picture Ft. Kindle, Luther, Denzel, Stanley, Fred, Huck, Flippy, T-Bag Siz & Flippy find TriPoloski, ask him to be a spy within the Russians for Siz Jewellery Store Robbery Ft. Flippy: Denzel assists in obtaining hostage Samuel, Siz tells Samuel to join Misfits, Samuel's #AD Fred shot by cop & paralyzed, Locals aren't buying anymore coke, Siz 2x Paleto gold runs |
130 | When you're EARLY. It's Early
(November 26th) |
Misfits attempt to use Siz as hostage gets saved by local VDM, then exploded by Kiki
Denzel comes out of ICU & escapes police, Kindle kidnaps a Russian, Speedy's prisoner Abdul Jewellery Store Robbery Ft. Curtis, Flippy, Speedy Speedy suspicious of Anto around the Vagos Traphouse Siz, Curtis, Kindle retaliate against Misfits. OTT & Misfits wave white flag Jewellery Store Robbery Ft. Flippy, Kindle, Curtis, Hostage Jobie: Siz forces Jobie to do crack, Kindle caught, everyone else escapes Anto caught by Flippy & Curtis & Kindle trying to get the codes to Vagos Traphouse, gets tortured by Kindle Anto Executed atop Chiliad :'( Siz & Kindle & Flippy & Curtis kidnap 4 people for 'Jacob', 'Jacob' kidnapped Zee, Zee forced to stab 3 other hostages Chips' new body, Randy & Ramee's naked wrestler questions, Emily teaches Chips about sex Kindle & Flippy vs Chang Gang shootout Kindle & Erin sell Erin's eggs, Herbert says Happy & Windsong hired someone to kill Siz Siz tells Julio about Anto |
131 | Early Siz
(November 27th) |
Flippy says Speedy is about to get raided, Curtis wants to break Buddha & Denzel out of prison after ICU'ing 2 cops, no more jobs in prison, jailbreak called off, Tony & Curtis want to send a message to Angel
[Muted conversation with Ryan Carthus] HOA Patrol Ft. Flippy OOC: Raid court case settled Out Of Court, all charges dropped |
132 | Streaming Early w/Siz on this Day
(November 28th) |
Kindle's broken gun causes Siz to kill a Russian HOA get shot up by Russians on the Docks: Manny down, Huck arrested Erin asks for money for an LMG, Erin got raided Manny & Huck interrogated by Forcer HOA do a magic trick Ft. duplicate car Anto is back in town & trying to remember what happened, Siz & Kindle tell Luther about Anto's betryal, Vagos caught Anto at the Vagos traphouse again, CG offered people money to attack Vagos, Flippy wants to ally with Ballas to attack GSF traphouse HOA tell Denzel about Anto, Siz & Flippy & Kindle & Denzel kidnap Anto, Denzel cuts off Anto's pinky Motya shoots at HOA in MP, gets dropped, HOA car shootout vs Police, Lifeinvader shootout, PD win [VOD muted so idk what was said when everyone was down], Fred & Huck shot by Ivan Tickles HOA is considered a gang, Siz meets the DOC, Forcer beats Siz Kindle's Bench Trial Chang calls Siz about Anto, confirms that CG paid Anto to fuck with Vagos traphouse, CG want to retaliate against Vagos & Denzel for hurting Anto Denzel talks to Chang, Siz testifies for Kindle Siz enters into Coop Holidays expungement program Siz watches the 2nd HOA commercial |
133 | Clean Up Crew New Gang
(November 30th) |
Huck: Russians attempted a drive-by on Huck & Kraytor, Dias was killed by Denzel, Siz calls Huck the best cadet Jerry explains that HOA got caught kidnapping someone, broken out before reaching MRPD and then caught again Siz meets Dimitri, PD scrutinising HOA & LB, Fred dating Reinhardt, HOA x LB think about a plan to discredit PD or find out info about Denzel's case Siz wants to remove gang affiliated members (Flippy & Mike) from the HOA Fred: Ryan Carthus told somebody [Mervin] about the HOA & Mirror Park traphouse, HOA attempted to kidnap him [Mervin], crashed, shootout with PD, Vagos saved HOA from pillbox, HOA kidnapped [Mervin] again and executed him, but he was saved by James Tinklebottom Dimitri's sex education, Siz asks Ryan Carthus about what happened Ryan: [Mervin] was asking about Mirror Park, Ryan set him up with HOA, Ryan paid Vagos $15k to save HOA after they got arrested, Ryan shot the guy [Mervin] Curtis is broke, Manny is a weapons dealer, Siz meets Santa Claus, Siz tells Chang that he's a coke dealer, Chang asks if Siz is a snitch & tells that Vagos were snitching, Manny 2 bricks deal Siz and Denzel prison, Siz & Denzel vs Renee, Denzel expects to get death sentence or life in prison, Denzel tells Siz he loves him, Denzel is proud of who Siz has become, Renee steals Siz's car 1st day of expungement program: Ride along with Copper, Snow, and Raven Payne is worried about doing business with Denzel after Dias's murder, Payne wants Siz and Gomer to squash their beef Raphael wants to take over the Southside, offers Siz $80k to help Siz smuggles phone and radio to Denzel in prison |
134 | Siz cleans his record
(December 3rd) |
Jerry: PD/DOJ don't have any evidence on Denzel
Police found phone & radio that Siz smuggled to Denzel, Siz no longer allowed to work with PD during expungement program Siz Speech 100 vs Coop Speech 100, Siz watches Erin get fired as a Lawyer 2nd day of expungement program: Volunteer work at the hospital desk with Brenda Siz fights Lil Erf, Erin fights Slim, HOA intervention for Fred's poon brain Siz visits Denzel in Prison, Denzel's interview with Tuong, Denzel & Fred are going to smuggle things with CP Siz meets Brian Knight, Ducky defends Siz from PD Erin gave Bovice her phone in prison Siz asks Julio about the events of the Melvin day, Siz questions why Ryan Carthus has so much involvement in the HOA, Vagos took the Dias murder weapon when saving Denzel Denzel wants to plead guilty, Denzel took care of Renee, Denzel wants everyone to call Forcer & taunt her Siz cop chase, Zelda's excuse to Coop, Coop chokes on ramen, Coop searches Siz Siz EMS ride-along with MJ, LB take Ripley hostage Denzel: Copper, Snow & someone else burnt Taco's dad alive in the prison Siz see's Dee's twin sister - Tor Mented, Siz stabs Todd |
135 | Siz & DoC Training Later
(December 4th) |
Tupac asks about Siz's face, McClane blows up Siz's moped, Moped strikes again
Siz + Dom + Jamal celebrate their business relationship, Siz's weekly coke allowance up to 20 bricks, Dom 20 brick dropoff Ryan Carthus picked up Mervin again, Ryan claims that Zee told Mervin everything about Mirror Park & the HOA, Siz tells the HOA that he doesn't trust Ryan, Jordan Steele hinted to Julio that the HOA messes with Forcer, Fred chopped up Ivan Tickles Paddy 2 bricks deal, Jordan Walker 4 bricks deal Denzel doesn't like Ryan Carthus HOA Taco Stand: Siz stabs a scammer, HOA fight Todd, Siz meets Huck's daughter Lily, HOA vs LaBarre, Ravi calls Siz, Ramee scammed Jamal out of $40k & puts $100k bounty on Ramee's head, Old man beats Erin & steals the HOA Taco truck Azteca's 6 bricks deal, Antonio says Violet is snitching to the cops HOA go to the de-dickening, Siz stabs Herbert, HOA test their faggio IED's, Julio blows up, Fred tries to blow up Zee's food trucks, Siz & Fred blow up, Julio kicks Siz, then blows him up again |
136 | DoC Wes Runs the Yard
(December 5th) |
Siz Tsury Execution Court Case: found Not Guilty of Attempted Murder, Guilty of Battery & Kidnapping & Resisting Arrest Denzel's plea deal is life with possibility of parole after 60 years, Denzel's spirit visits Siz Erin got engaged to Arthur, Tony's 'used car' sale, Siz tells Curtis about Jamal's $100k Ramee Bounty, Siz buys Curtis' old car Allen: explains his "Avengers" group to Curtis, wants the team to practice together often, discussing possible members, Curtis suggests Flippy & Mike, Allen wants to fund the missions & asks for equipment needed Allen 4 bricks deal, Soze tries to slide in Siz's DM's |
137 | CivSiz
(December 9th) |
Speedy x LB shoot at Siz, LB are at war with GSF, Speedy 6 bricks deal
Siz x Speedy x LB visit Denzel in prison, LB try to convince Denzel to break out Siz wants to have a Taco truck in prison, BabyOil left the Misfits, new HOA HQ is full of weed plants Siz's Taco truck in prison, Davey is Lauren's brother Siz goes to Denzel's court hearing, Fred wants to get his record expunged, Everyone goes to visit Denzel in prison, Turbo thinks the PD is trying to get something from Denzel Siz explains the SouthSide beef to Coop, Siz & Coop witness a shootout, Siz buys a taxi Siz see's Mother for the first time in months, Mother runs a taxi company, Coop suggests Siz rides with Mother for his next expungement day Mother gives Siz & LaBarre & Chloe a tour of Rooster Cab Co. Vagos lost their traphouse to CG, Gomer fighting Vagos alongside CG Siz x Vagos x LB meeting about GSF/CG War, Buddha doesn't trust Anto, CP stabbed Forcer after Denzel's hearing Ivan Tickles kidnapped Vivi, Fred stabs Tickles after Tor Mented attacked him Siz asks Ziggy & Riggs how they feel about Dias' death, Siz tells Erin that Mother's back in town |
138 | CivSiz the Remake
(December 10th) |
OOC: Gun Decay introduced
Siz gets a tour of the renovated Pillbox, Wayne explains all the Southside wars, Daryl was holding down a traphouse with Gomer, Dom reduces the price of coke for Siz to $9k a brick, Vinny doesn't trust Siz Elf Dom's coke dropoff, Jamal didn't ask Dom about the Ramee bounty, Dom wants to own the VU and run a black market auction out of it Siz sells LB guns, Mother & Ellie introduce Siz to RCC, Mother ignores Vivi Rooster Cab Company's fundraiser, Judd's concert, Siz watches Buddha vs GSF Siz & HOA beta test Ian's citywide puzzle |
139 | The Final Expungement?
(December 11th) |
Buck returns to the city (again), Siz explains the southside situation to Huck & Fred, Huck tells Siz about Daryl's involvement in the southside/traphouses, Mete & Erin tortured Zee, Daryl bought an HOA Brawler Buck Stanton reimburses Siz $26k for Tsury Attempted Murder, Russians attacked QuickFix, DC dead, Summer suggests Siz gets a business license & an official HOA HQ Chang Gang ask for dirt on OTT for Lil Erf's diss track, Siz & Ramee compare collectibles Daryl blew up a tanker at the prison, Azteca's involved in southside war, BabyOil wants to join the HOA, Eddie 4 bricks deal, Siz gives Vivi a PD Camera Leland's "new" dice game 'Shits', Siz & Mel start a block party, Siz see's Zee for the first time after the court case Kraytor wants to engage in large-scale terrorism, Siz joins Leah as EMS ridealong, Kraytor's plan to blow up 4 cops with an oil tanker, Julio says Sonya is back in the city |
140 | Video Game Awards
(December 13th) |
Siz asks Snow about flight school, Snow can't teach Siz but can only certify, Siz asks Raven about his relationship problems
Siz steals a Helicopter & starts to learn to fly, Allen wants to teach the entire "Avengers" group how to fly, Allen wants Jordan Walker to be another shadow figure in the group & Harmony JJ to be the 4th man in the crew, Allen 4 bricks deal OOC: "Siz" learns to fly & 4 hour flight practice |
141 | Siz Terroristic Prep
(December 14th) |
Siz joins a Storage Wars auction, Bondi Boys killed Maverick Shaw
Luther hired Mikey Mersion into HOA, Kraytor suggested that HOA becomes a front for "Crimson Boomers" terrorist group, HOA dance party HOA Crimson Boomer outfits, HOA training day 1 - house breaching & driving Someone sold BabyOil a $12k coke brick, Bovice calls Siz for a visit Bovice: doesn't remember what happened the night he went to prison, warns Siz about trusting people, asks Siz to move G6 cards on the outside, Bovice has Molotovs in prison, Bovice wants Siz to bring him money in prison HOA practice dropping people out of helicopters The Crimson Boomers kidnap Mason Beaks, drop him outside of MRPD Buck Stanton visits the HOA HQ, Fred kicks Malton's bike, HOA vulture gang yoinks a PD AR, Siz vs Julio business deals with Angels of Death MC Siz ERP revives Huck |
142 | Siz Terror
(December 16th) |
OOC: Crimson Boomer Manifesto Siz explains Bovice's plan to Saab & Denzel, Siz wants to drop cash filled bodies out of a helicopter into prison for Denzel Siz gets bullied by Flippy & Buddha & Curtis & Eugene Luther hired Violet Van Housen into HOA, Crimson Boomer Manifesto video Targeted Store Robbery Ft. Huck, Fred, Meat: HOA vs AOD standoff HOA Patrol Ft. Huck, Fred, Meat: HOA vs Windsong Crimson Boomers kidnap food truck driver, make him read the Crimson Boomers manifesto, then execute him Julio curb stomped Copper's dog, Siz vs Zee arguement Crimson Boomers Heli drop Ft. Siz pings the hostage, Julio misses the target , Siz & Kraytor kidnap someone else and drop him in front of Zee's truck |
143 | Siz Special
(December 18th) |
Daryl explains himself after defending the traphouse & rolling with Gomer, Siz & Luther ask Daryl to find a way to prove his loyalty to the HOA
Buddha 2 Bricks deal, Curtis 3 Bricks deal, HOA have a shootout with the AOD Grandma Chips is dating Buddha, asks Siz & Curtis for relationship advice Fred, Daryl, Mete, and Vivi chase Jacob, Siz calls them off. AOD don't want to talk to HOA Fleeca Bank Robbery Ft. Fred, Meat, Daryl: Everybody's head pops Targeted Store Robbery Ft. Fred, Meat, Daryl Targeted Store Robbery 2 Ft. Fred, Meat Siz meets Mary Mushkin HOA practice using Faggio's as mobile IED's... goes as expected Siz and Wednesday Mushkin reunite after 5 months, Wednesday's wine gift Siz hires Wednesday+Mary Mushkin to stab Lance Malton for the Crimson Boomers Perkins vs Siz trial by combat on the roof of Pillbox |
144 | Explosive RP
(December 19th) |
Flippy: Gun deal, 3 Bricks deal, Buddha raided, not at war with CG
Bank Truck & PD Ambush Ft. Flippy, Curtis, Saab: Gold card secured, Siz kills 2 then goes down Siz x Flippy x Saab get rolled on by Azteca's, Flippy goes down, Ripley Kidnapped Someone calls to threaten Siz for "killing" Windsong's "baby", Siz offers 5k for number, Vincent Rizzo identified Siz finds out that Boba is his brother, Siz picks up Vincent, Executes Vincent in front of police, gets downed but picked up by Fred & Julio, police chase Crimson Boomers, Julio worst driver gets everyone caught Siz magic trick, Ripley chases Siz onto the top of MRPD, Siz falls off the roof, Siz speaks to Kindle in the vents Siz, Fred & Julio given the 9's/held until trial |
145 | Siz Prison Time = 9999
(December 20th) |
Siz prison outfit
Fred: West is trying to drop the terrorism charge, Siz finds inmate who will trade for cards/molly's, Lifer Marcus gave Fred ass meth Siz & Fred beat up Flippy, Siz brushes his dick across Flippy's cheek Huck is planning to keep doing terrorism while Siz is in prison West is trying to get a bail hearing for Siz Denzel bullies Siz in prison, Denzel shaves Siz's head, Siz tells Denzel about the Crimson Boomers Denzel teaches Siz about the prison economy & secret stashes, Siz teaches Fred how to play Shits Wednesday will continue to perform hits for the Crimson Boomers, Denzel wants to try to get early parole Prison Riot ft. Denzel, Eugene, Mel: DOC Huxley hostage, negotiations go wrong, Soze cleans up Chang Gang visits Siz in prison, offer to break Siz out for the Romance Novel & Faberge Egg Siz teaches Shits to Denzel & Huxley, "Penelop" Ellie and "Earl" CP bring a "food delivery", Siz watches Bovice vs Kelly, Siz sneaks out of prison, Siz & Denzel beat Sonya for hitting Huxley, Siz poops in Bovice's toilet Wednesday: Crimson Boomers want to plant a note on Siz to make him seem like a pawn & organising stabbings of all the officers involved QF crew visit Siz, Jason is back in the city, Bovice introduces Siz to prison & makes him hold his pocket Siz's brother Kermy Fulker visits in prison, Vincent Rizzo wants to apply for DOC, Ripley visits Siz in prison, Happy & Windsong mock Siz in prison Bovice takes Siz to the showers, helps Siz out of cuffs & makes him smoke meth Prison Riot ft. Denzel, Julio, Dundee: Bovice stashes everyone's stuff, Siz steals a prison bus, Bovice's lockpick got taken Bovice gives Siz toilet wine, Bovice wants all the heads of big groups to end up in prison to cause a massive breakout Zelda visits Siz in prison, Siz asks Zelda to contact Dom & push his coke while Siz is in prison. |
146 | Jail Time Hard Time
(December 22nd) |
Julio picked up a phone during a prison riot, Huck and Daryl visit Siz in prison
Huck & Daryl: CB kidnapped and executed a police officer, CB will offer bounties to people if they dress in CB outfits and commit crimes, Daryl might have a C4 connect Siz meets the new DOC cadets, HOA x Bovice haze the new DOC Stacey Doyle smuggles Siz a phone & radio into prison, Siz meets lifer Marcus, Bovice wants Siz to be the only HOA member to have a prison stash, GSF asked Marcus to hurt Denzel Bovice smuggles Meth out of prison through Daryl, Wednesday officially part of the HOA, Siz & Marcus talk wrestling while getting ass lockpicks Summer doubts Siz will get bail, Zee brings her food truck to prison & gets beat by Siz Siz gets a prison stash, then finds stashes near the gate, plans to fill it with meth & do a 'fake' jailbreak to smuggle meth outside of the prison Stacey & Torah talk about female hygiene while Siz is broken, Siz asks the shower question |
147 | Out on Bail RP
(December 23rd) |
Siz tells Curtis about prison stashes & tells him his plan about the meth heist
Siz is released on bail, gets followed by Air-1, Flippy's weed mansion Dom coke pickup, Siz suggests Zelda as a replacement coke connect while he is in prison to Dom, Dom offers Siz cash when he's in prison Jewellery Store Robbery Ft. Curtis, Mary, Flippy: Motorbike chase, Siz almost gets Mary caught, everyone escapes Vinny wants to plant a gun on Siz, Siz shows Kermy the ropes, Mary threw Lauren's body onto Dias' grave Siz & Kermy twin magic at a traffic stop, Mary is buying coke from QF, Siz sells Mary 3 bricks to push for him, then gives Kermy 1 brick to sell on the street to make money Siz tells Raphael that he resolved the wars on the southside, Raphael pays Siz $20k, Siz perma's Raphael's bank account Flippy 4 Bricks deal |
148 | WE BACK
(December 27th) |
Meat forgot to record a CB execution, DA is pushing for 40 years & $150k against Siz, Misfits taxing cocaine sales in Vinewood, Luther got married, Luther 3 bricks deal, Fred asks CB to not execute Reinhart
Siz vs Dr Zephyr, HOA force Fred to go to therapy, Tony's sad monologue :( Kermy shot Soze, Tony macks on Kermy, Siz & Tony open up to eachother, Tony livestreams in the bathroom Targeted Store Robbery Ft. Tony, Kermy Mary 1 Brick deal, Kraytor simps over Wednesday Jewellery Store Robbery Ft. Manny, Kermy, Kraytor Siz gives Kermy keys to his house, Siz gives Zelda a present, Fred beats up BabyOil for sleeping with Reinhart Siz watches the new CB video, Siz plans for CB to attack Siz & Julio while doing an interview, idea cucked by racist cameraman Teddy's paranoia, CB attack camera crew while Siz is in MRPD clearing his name Siz and Julio are viciously attacked by Theodore "Teddy" Martin, whilst attempting to stop him from jumping from the roof of Legion Square bank. Causing Siz to be put into a Medically induced coma indefinitely... Powered by iSpeech. |
149 | Siz Resurrection
(February 1st) |
Siz wakes up from ICU
Huck Meta Dump: Siz won the CB court case, Huck shot Teddy for shooting Siz, Huck adopted Fred, Denzel out of prison & restructured the HOA roster, HOA court, HOA want to make Mirror Park an independent state, Fred has Reinhart's house, HOA vs Misfits Fred convinced Raphael that he's the leader of the Crimson Boomers Mary shows Siz the new Drift School Maskless Targeted Store Robbery Ft. Huck: Siz panics Mcafee Meta Dump: CG & Top Shottas vs Misfits, Slim owns VU, GSF vs Aztecas Zelda shows Siz her decorations of Raven's house Erin Meta Dump: Erin shot Teddy, Erin shot Zee, Erin raided for 173 bags of coke, fired from all jobs, Countess of Los Santos, Mother is back in town, Erin is part of a new gang called SBS Angels Maskless Store Robberies Ft. Julio, Huck, Kraytor Siz tweets for a purple card, HOA Court for Fred vs Steve, Fred & Siz jump off the dam Arturo's Tazer stash, Siz self snitches Maskless Store Robbery 2 Ft. Julio, Huck, Kraytor Siz steals Jobie's car for a job, Jobie chase Maskless Jewellery Store Robbery Ft. Julio, Huck, Kraytor Maskless Fleeca Robbery Ft. Julio, Kraytor: Julio gets 4 Green G6 cards Maskless Fleeca Robbery Ft. Julio, Kraytor: Siz confuses Kareem, Siz Circle andy, Siz crashes, Siz underground escape, Julio caught |
150 | Siz Day
(February 6th) |
Siz buys the Ford F-150 Raptor, Allen says there're no more big guns in the city, Allen fired Erin from PDM, Allen warns Siz about Tuong, Allen 3 bricks deal, Dundee explains his court case, Allen sings Wonderwall
Siz reunites with Kevin Shaw, Siz & Allen & Shaw meet about opening a loanshark business, Shaw gives Siz keys to Dab's sex dungeon Siz steals a bank truck & goes to Drift School, Mary teaches Siz how to drift, Mary asks Siz why she was dropped from the HOA Maskless Siz & Flippy vulture a Jewellery Store Robbery from the SBS Angels Siz stops a shootout between Vagos & Azteca's, Pablo asks about the HOA food truck business, Siz blows up, CG save Siz from police Siz stabs a robot that put Kraytor into ICU Paleto Robbery ft. Speedy, Flippy, VagosPablo: Flippy crashes, Siz shoots Raven & Davenport, everyone escapes Siz calls Raven & blames Kermy, Raven & Bobby getting divorced Siz gets chased by police, shot down by Rhodes Siz new prison outfit |
151 | No Mask Sizn
(February 7th) 1 |
Siz visits LB in prison, Siz buys a tugboat
Testing Siz's tugboat bank truck plan Ft. Buck, Fred Chang asks for a kiss, Ramee's art gallery Testing Siz's tugboat bank truck plan Ft. Fred, Chang, Ramee Julio blows up the tugboat, Siz pulls rank on Vagos JJ Double Whammy Bank Truck & Fleeca Robbery Ft. Julio, Chips, Fred: SIz escapes, everyone else caught Siz meets Jax, Julio calls from prison, Siz tells Tony about his robbery plans, Tony calls Saab out of the city Siz visits Erin in prison, Erin caught moving her entire stash house & given 9's Perkins' sad traffic stop Ft. Coke Gaming Tony & Saab & Julio try to fix Siz's scuff ft. Default Dan Tugboat Bank Truck Robbery Ft. Saab, Tony: 2 attempts fail, 3rd attempt success, Air-1 chase, Underground escape |
152 | Life on a Tugboat Sizn
(February 8th) 1 |
Fred shows off his HOA Brawler, Sun Moon explains his mid-life crisis, Siz & Julio & Fred dress as the HOA Navy Testing Siz's NEW tugboat bank truck plan Ft. Fred, Julio, Huck, Kraytor Siz gives Kraytor shock treatment, Flippy & VagosJJ helptry to tow the TugBoat, VagosJJ blows up HOA fit an ambulance into the yacht, back to trying to tow the tug boat Ft. Daryl, Kraytor, Huck, Tony Jewellery Store Robbery Ft. Daryl, Kraytor, Tony: 100k+ Jackpot, easy getaway Bank Truck Robbery ft. Daryl, Kraytor, Tony: Daryl throws Siz off a bridge Targeted Store Robbery Ft. Kraytor, Tony: Siz stabs a runner, Lawyer hostage Tony's been selling Siz's coke Targeted Store Robbery 2 Ft. Kraytor, Tony: MJ hostage Jewellery Store Robbery 2 Ft. Kraytor, Tony: Old timer fisher hostage, $50k+ jackpot again Siz goes to the strip club Ft. Tony, Dundee, Slim Siz & Tony go for a jog |
153 | Siz has an Idea
(February 11th) 1 |
Siz's EMS robbery plan preparation, Siz asks Flippy about selling plastic & weed, Coop became a police officer
Bank Truck Robbery & PD Shootout Ft. Curtis, Rico, Flippy GSF want Zelda to sell cocaine for them for cheaper than Siz, Siz & Zelda meet with Dom for a coke dropoff, Dom 'handled' the person messing up the coke market, Siz & Zelda join the mile high club, Zelda falls out of the plane Julio buys Fred's camera, Siz shows Zelda his tugboat Yacht Bank Truck Robbery attempt Ft. Flippy, Rico, Mike: Flippy dumps a body, HOA & friends wait on the boat, plan cancelled due to lack of bank trucks Paleto Bank Robbery Ft. Flippy, Rico, Mike Mack asks for Mike's car, Vagos shoot Mack, Flippy implicates Siz in Mack's shooting to Copper Yacht Bank Truck Robbery attempt 2 Ft. Flippy, Rico, Mike: Siz's boat capsizes, Siz & Mike get the truck on the yacht, yacht shootout vs PD, locals interrupt vulturing |
154 | 4x Warrant Holder Siz
(February 12th) 1 |
Siz meets a wrestling promoter, Negan holds up Siz Paleto Bank Robbery Ft. Flippy, Curtis, Saab: Siz namedrops Flippy, train escape fails, Flippy & Siz go down, Curtis & Saab failed rescue mission Siz meets Lifer 56 in prison, Siz & Curtis beat up 56 to get his stash key, Siz wants to break back into prison to get a shank for Zelda's Valentines gift Siz's new plan to steal Boba's EMS helicopter Ft. Mike, Flippy: Siz betrays Boba, Mike lands in the prison yard, Siz can't see the prison stashes, Mission failed Siz starts his new weed operation in Dab's sex dungeon, Huck's Beyond Scared Straight plan to get the shank, Siz takes the stash key out of Huck's ass, HOA start NarcosSzn in Daryl's mansion Flippy helped Marcus make a stash key, Marcus wants to help Siz get a shank, Siz can't get arrested, Julio stabs Perkins, Siz turns himself in, Marcus gives Siz a shank in prison Siz watches Marcus smoke for the first time, Daryl has a broken bottle that he won't sell to Siz, Siz vs Daryl hunt for Copper to get the bottle, Siz wins Daryl & Julio try to stop Siz from sailing away |
155 | Siz collects things
(February 13th) 1 |
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155 | Benicio Del Sizoro
(February 14th) 1 |
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156 | Siz Spends Money
(February 15th) 1 |
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157 | Siz | Ok(February 15th)
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158 | Siz | Art & Drugs
February 18th) 1 |
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159 | Siz | No idea
(February 19th) 1 |
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160 | Siz | Shooter Man
(February 20th) 1 |
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161 | Siz | No Mask. Only Warrants
(February 22nd) 1 |
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162 | Siz | 0 Warrants. No Mask.
(February 23rd) |
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163 | Siz | Farmer Man
(February 24th) |
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164 | Siz | Do Not Nose Balls
(February 25h) |
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165 | Siz | In Need of Coke
(February 27th) |
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166 | New Siz |
(February 28th) |
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167 | Siz | The Lst Cokening
(February 29th) |
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168 | Siz | All Supplies
(March 3rd) 1 |
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169 | Siz | Dude
(March 4th) 1 |
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170 | Siz | Disease Containment
(March 5th) 1 |
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171 | Siz | Riot Man
(March 6th) 1 |
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172 | Siz | Hungry
(March 7th) 1 |
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173 | Siz | Shoot
(March 8th) 1 |
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174 | Siz | 1 Mil Race
(March 9th) |
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175 | Siz | 1 Mil Race Day 2
(March 10th) |
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176 | Siz | 1 Mil Race Day 3
(March 11th) |
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177 | Siz | 1 Milo Race Day 5
(March 13th) |
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178 | Siz | 1 Milo Race Day 6
(March 14th) |
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179 | Siz | Final Race on a Sunday
(March 15th) |
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180 | Siz | Back to Main Story
(March 16th) |
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181 | Siz | Prison Breaker
(March 17th) |
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182 | GTA ROLEPLAY
(March 18th) |
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183 | Siz | HOA
(March 19th) |
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184 | Siz | HOA Drinking Game
(March 20th) |
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185 | Siz | Not Hungover
(March 22nd) |
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186 | Siz | Not War RP
(March 23rd) |
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187 | Siz & Tacos | Dabble in War RP
(March 24th) |
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188 | Siz | Taco Guy RP
(March 25th) |
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189 | Siz | All Tacos RP
(March 26th) |
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190 | Siz | Weed Apocalypse RP
(March 28th) |
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191 | Siz | Project Ian RP
(March 29th) |
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192 | Siz | Monday RP
(March 31st) |
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193 | Siz | Pog RP
(April 1st) |
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194 | Siz | Not Long RP
(April 2nd) |
Properties
Address | Status | Owned by |
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21 West Mirror Park Drive | Owned Property | Siz Fulker |
1 Amarillo Vista | Removed Keys | Victoria "Vivi" Veine |
1 Carson Avenue Apt #4 | Has Access/Has Keys | Griselda "Zelda" Harth |
2 Carson Avenue Apt #2 | Has Access/Has Keys | Griselda "Zelda" Harth |
20 Grove Street | Removed Keys | Al Saab |
10 Jamestown Street | Removed Keys | Speedy/Vagos |
16 Jamestown Street | Removed Keys | Speedy/Vagos |
1 Procopio Drive | Removed Keys | Evita "Mother" Nimm |
25 North Sheldon Avenue | Removed Keys | Matthew Payne |
17 Roy Lowenstein Blvd. | Owned Property | Siz Fulker |
Dab-n-Go | Removed by Matthew Payne | Siz Fulker |
Tier 1 Mirror Park Warehouse | Accessible by keypad | Siz Fulker |
15 Didion Drive | Has Access/Has Keys | Daryl Dixon |
Vehicles
Dice Rolls
''1/2 - Good karma, 2/2 - Bad karma'' | |||
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Windsong | 1/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/charlieblossom | |
Boe Jangles at Pillbox | 2/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/blue622 | |
Picking Mother over Dab | 1/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/kiwo | |
A local outside meat factory | 2/2 | ||
Ryan Kindle | 1/2 | ||
Charles Johnson | 1/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/summit1g | |
Melbert Rickenbacker(x2) | 2/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/spaceboy | |
Tony Corleone inside Benny's | 2/2 | ||
Local DJ | 2/2 | ||
Some deer by a river | 2/2 | ||
Raja Bahadur | 2/2 | ||
Ravi the scammer | 2/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/80bsaget | |
Maximillion's car | 2/2 | ||
Alabaster Slim (Pimp) | 1/2 | https://www.twitch.tv/kyle | |
Jayne Smyth | 2/2 | ||
‘Inponding’ a vehicle | 1/2 | ||
Getting some diseases | 2/2
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HOA prison transport | 2/2 | ||
Brew Swaine | 1/2 | ||
Job 4th: Blaine (1) or Eggroll (2) | 1/2 | ||
Badmouthing Flippy on Twatter | 2/2
(2 was No) |
https://www.twitch.tv/silent/ |
Sources of Income
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Trivia
Fun Facts & Misc. Information |
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Quotes
- “Hi, this is Siz.”
- "hi"
- “:)”
- “ok”
- “Boom, bitch”
- “Oh, jeez...”
- "Goddamnit."
- “I own 10% of...”
- "It's fine/We're fine"
- "Wanna see something cool?"
- "I was beaten within an inch of my life!"
- "hehe"
- "I fell off the top of a parking structure."
- "It's just a scar."
- *Clears throat*
- *Blows raspberry*
- "I need MY Kevin!"
- "uuhhh"
- "Yepyepyep"
- "Oh wow"
- "Pshhh"
- "ERIN!"
- "What's up"
- "EEEEEYYYYYYY HEEEYYYYYYYY"
- "Yessir"
- "Flash me"
- "Where's my money?"
- "It's just my demeanor."
- "All things considering..."
- "Hail Hydra"
- "This is the HOA!"
- "HOA, bitch!"
- "Eyyyyy Mamacita! Get in the fucking car!"
- *Burps*
- "LookLookLook..."
- "Don't cum in my cup holder"
- "I'm down for whatever."
- "It's really up to you, you can do whatever you want."
- "That's what I was told."
- "Who dat"
- "What's goin' on?"
- "It's built Ford Tough."
- "I was in a coma/the ICU!”
- "I got shot by a racist..."
- “I don't understand.”
- "Toretti! I'm..."
- "I'm hungry!”
- "Hell yeah."
- "ARGH! WHAT THE FUCK!?"
- "That's my sister/mother/girlfriend! What the fuck!"
- "Nice..."
- "You Mackin'?"
- "The Shadow will Overtake the Demon."
- ”Oh ma gah!”
- "Aaaaack!"
- "You rushin' with the Russians?!"
- "Come ride my hawg!"
- "My man!"
- "Me..." *while pointing at self*
- "I have (changed), and you haven't. That's the problem."
- "The relenting dick of fate is in our asses"
- "I don't play chess, I'm too stupid for that."
- "Say hello to my FUCKING MONKEY!"
- "You think this is too much? / I think this is too much. / This is too much..."
- "Hey, you wanna see a trick?"
- "Fuck your clipboards, go back to Office Max!"