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Siz Fulker is character role-played by UberHaxorNova.



Siz Fulker is a crime-lord, domestic terrorist, firearms dealer, narcotics trafficker, racketeer, and security officer who is associated with multiple gangs and organizations in Los Santos. He is the founder and leader of the 🍊 Tang Gang 🍊 and Mirror Park's Homeowners Association (HOA).

Siz is a very irrational, impulsive, and yet passive man. However, when first settling into the city he was consistently ridiculed for his prominent facial scar, causing him to also become: timid, helpless, dependent, and insecure. However, after meeting a wide range of people such as Mother and Yung Dab as well as experiencing multiple scenarios throughout his time in the city, Siz has gradually grown to become an assertive, comfortable, and independent person in his own right.

On the surface, Siz is shown to be rather dim-witted when interacting with other people. However, he is a relatively fast learner and can soak in a lot of information that people give him, often using this to his advantage later.

Because of this, Siz is usually quite apathetic to strangers and often only helps someone to get something in return. Although, Siz cares deeply for his close friends and is quite willing to do what he can to help them (even if it doesn't directly benefit him in any way.)

Siz has a history of being very chaotic as he often makes decisions on a whim, not showing concern about his criminal record. Siz actively seeks out trouble with cops should a favorable opportunity arise and has no interest in reforming to become a "better citizen".

Siz also tends to exaggerate experiences such as saying, "I was beaten within an inch of my life" as well as giving very child-like or generally poor explanations of experiences (sometimes intentionally just to see how people react.) Despite being somewhat reserved, Siz does a very good job of disguising himself when he goes into hiding, often taking up a brand new persona.

Early during his time in the city, he had a weak-willed, easy-going, and impressionable demeanor (due to the constant amount of abuse for his face during his first weeks in the city) which caused Siz to be easily influenced (often following the requests of anyone who asked.) However, this blind obedience had the unexpected result of him becoming close with many different influential organizations and individuals in Los Santos such as Mother and Yung Dab. Siz's personality had also evolved from his interactions with these entities, with him picking up their (mostly bad) traits and characteristics. Because of Siz's experiences he has a strong sense of self and can now even be seen leading others in his own endeavors (eg. The HOA or Fleeca Bank heists.)

After Dab's lockup and Mother's disappearance, Siz found himself leading what remained of The Family in addition to founding and growing his own group, the HOA. This, in turn, led him to be more responsible for the sake of protecting his peers and maintaining his connections. And so, while this newfound responsibility hasn't deterred Siz from partaking in criminal activity, it has forced him to act less brashly when it comes to crime (as he now has a meaningful motivation to escape, whereas before getting caught was more or less of a minor personal inconvenience.)

Of all the people he has met, Yung Dab has imprinted on Siz the most. Siz actively tries to carry on his legacy as a terrorist and criminal, with the majority of Siz's decisions and motivations stem from Dab's influence on Siz.

General Description

Siz has a large scar on the right side of his face and used to be very uncomfortable when others looked at it since it tended to be a point of ridicule/shocking. However, after months of exposure most of the residents of Los Santos no longer actively ridicule Siz's face (and when Siz does encounter a harsh newcomer, he now easily brushes off their comments as he's both: repeatedly heard practically every possible insult pertaining to his face and largely grown in self-confidence due to his supportive friends and own grand accomplishments.) The scar was originally a birthmark that was healed through a rejuvenation suit, however, it reappeared after an incident where Siz jumped off of a parking structure and the right side of his head impacted the pavement. Siz's treatment regarding his face caused him to be initially timid and unstable, an example of this instability was Siz's prominent use of random chance to resolve heavy decisions. Early on this used to be done through a coin flip, however, Siz switched to using a D2 die.

After being kidnapped by some goons that threw him out of The Vanilla Unicorn in Canada, Siz lost a toe and suffered third-degree burns across his entire body, having to then undergo recovery in a rejuvenation suit which also restored his face back to normal condition. However, after a fight between Steven "Stevie" Mathis and Windsong, he jumped off the top of the parking structure they were all on to keep from having to make a hard choice, thus regaining his scar.

Ever since that incident, his "evil" half has begun to overtake his "good" half. He now rarely debates himself on what actions he should take, making far less use of his iconic die roll, causing him to become involved in many more criminal acts than before.

Historically, he was mainly affiliated with: Evita "Mother" Nimm as one of her "children", one of Mother's other "children" Steven "Stevie" Mathis, and his ex-girlfriend Georgina "Windsong" Williams. However, nowadays Siz is much more independent and connected as he is associated with: Arush Patel "Speedy" Santana as second in command of the Vagos gang, Al Saab as his close friend and ally of the Leanbois, architect of Dark Web Jacob L. Harth as one of his longtime/trusted associates, the currently incarcerated terrorist and rapper Maximilian "Yung Dab" Thoroughbred (whom Siz refers to as "Step Dab") as a Gnome and his surrogate step-son, and is covertly associated with the serial killer Bovice Wilkinson as his trusted assistant and harborer. Other associates of Siz are Griselda "Zelda" Harth, Buck and Gomer Colton, his surrogate step-sisters (Mother's "children") Victoria "Vivi" Veine and Erin Cox, Matt Joe, Denzel Williams, Nino Chavez, Tony Corleone, Allen Widemann and his lawyer and "best friend" Kevin Shaw. With Yung Dab, Buck Colton, Al Saab, Denzel, Tony Corleone, Speedy, Matt Joe, Jacob L. Harth, and his girlfriend Griselda Harth being among those he counts as close friends.

Background Information

Not much is currently known about his background other than he was raised in a homeless shelter, has a sister named Martha, has a foster brother named Diz, never knew his parents or even his true age (although he seems to be aware that his biological father is in jail), spent three years in Liberty City at some point in his past, and used to live in a box under an underpass for a while after moving to the city.

Bogg Kidnapping

Once arriving at Los Santos International Airport, Siz asked Bogg Dann's taxi service to drive him "home." Without a home, Bogg knew just where to take him, and Siz willingly got into Bogg's trunk upon request. Later, while stopped at a light Bogg and Officer "Brittany" Angel conversed, with Siz in the trunk and having his screams of help ignored. Siz was then offered to Otto Delmar after he asked Bogg for body armor, claiming Siz's name is Armor.

Next, Siz was offered to Mr. Wang Chang and was introduced to him as James, since chat meta-gamed revealing his real name. Bogg then proceeded to take Siz to the Pink Cage Motel and explained the room and other town tutorial-like aspects, both legal and not.

Meeting Mother and The Family

Siz met Mother on a tour of Facebook with Stevie. At the time, Stevie worked at Facebook and was conducting the tour for Mother and Siz.

Trip to Canada

First trip

After having established himself, Siz was trying to take the train into the city when he realized that he had arrived too late and found the train to Los Santos full. Siz then decided to use this as an opportunity to take a much needed vacation and exchanged his Los Santos ticket for a ticket to Canada (At the time there were two servers, the usual streaming server [Server One] was full so UberHaxorNova decided to join Server Two [a server populated with more of the public rather than other content creators], with the other streamers tending to treat Server Two as an easy to enter grind server to advance their character's wealth for Server One [where they normally engaged in RP], these individuals [known as Canadians] generally were more hostile/dismissive and tended to "play the game" rather than engage in RP), disembarking the train before actually arriving at a specific Canadian city. Here he began to explore and meet new people and it is during this trip that Siz met his self-proclaimed best-friend, Kevin Shaw, attorney at law.

10% ownership

Here is also where Siz purchased his legendary 10% of the Vanilla Unicorn strip club after meeting an unexpectedly locked door (in Los Santos the bar was owned exclusively by locals who did not charge for entry.) Originally the fee for the club was just for a one-week membership, however, a large brawl with locals broke out inside soon after Siz had entered (injuring Siz in the process.) As compensation, the owner offered Siz 10% ownership of the club and a fee discount for the remainder of the one-week membership. Taking advantage of this, Siz extensively used the strip club as a bank/safehouse of sorts (using the ATMs in the front to withdraw money and the lockable doors and secluded backrooms to access the dark web in privacy.) Despite the one week duration having long expired, for several weeks afterward Siz had continued to insist that he still did, in fact, still own 10% of the Unicorn strip club.

Kidnapping and rejuvenation suit

Siz had entered the Canadian branch of the Vanilla Unicorn strip club to simply retrieve some money and inspect the property (as at the time his membership and partial ownership was still valid), however, another group of Canadians had occupied the property and were conducting a fortune-telling session as Siz entered. That group's security immediately told Siz to leave despite his membership and partial ownership to the club. When Siz wouldn't remove himself and then insulted one of the women in the group he was forcibly removed by their security and then got punched by the woman he insulted. In retaliation, Siz later stabbed her in the back when she didn't expect it, after which an altercation occurred where Siz was tased, cuffed, beat up, tased again while cuffed, downed, and then finally revived and arrested after an officer associated with the assaulting group pulled up to the scene in the parking lot of the Vanilla Unicorn. Here in police custody is where Siz was introduced to his attorney, Kevin Shaw. After successfully avoiding any jail time due to Shaw's skills the angered Canadians initiated a search for him to enact vigilante justice, but Siz managed to evade them after an intense pursuit. In a panic, he contacted his new best friend, Kevin Shaw, so he could get help in evading the Canadians. Sadly, Kevin had a long day shift, was very tired, and had to sleep, leaving Siz in his predicament. After being told by Kevin that he couldn't help, Siz dramatically guilt-tripped him by saying that if anything bad happened to him, it was on him (and him alone.) Thus begun the habit of Siz guilt-tripping Kevin about pretty much everything that didn't go Siz's way. Additionally, as a result of this entire incident the owner of the Vanilla Unicorn at the time, Gunn Seffora Devereaux, had permanently banned Siz from the establishment (however on 9/19/19 Siz was unbanned by its new owner Arthur Hammond.) That day Siz had managed to escape the Canadians and returned to Los Santos, but even back home he wasn't safe.

Later, after Siz had left Canada and returned to Los Santos the angry Canadians followed him and ambushed Siz by baiting him to a remote location with valuable information regarding the Dark Web. The Canadians managed to kidnap Siz, but in such an unorganized way that it took them two hours to decide on a place to take him (during which time Siz shat in the trunk he was stuffed into.) After they made Siz apologize for what he had done and revoked his already expired 10% ownership, the kidnappers ended up beating him into a coma with a bat, robbed him of his belongings and money, cut off one of his toes, and tried to toss him into a furnace (although they missed and Siz's body landed to the side of the furnace) where he suffered third-degree burns.

When Siz finally woke up hours later, he had no recollection of those events. He woke up at the hospital in a special rejuvenation suit, a new innovation made by the modern research of Los Santos. This rejuvenation suit dispensed special healing liquid that healed Siz's body day by day, little by little. Siz then decided to throw away his tickets to Canada and pledged to never return to that damned place. Evidently, Siz made sure to call Kevin Shaw to let him know that everything happened because of him. Kevin Shaw felt bad and agreed to be Siz's lawyer, where he subsequently got him out of jail time on several occasions. Siz relied on Kevin Shaw ever since, guilt-tripping him when he could, with Kevin compensating him with care.

The demise of Canada

Canada was deleted from the world by the almighty Koil, the father of Jesus, which caused very hostile Canadians who still (despite having already kidnapped and grievously injured Siz more than two months prior) had a grudge to bear against Siz to flock to Los Santos, where they've mostly allied themselves to the Green Gang.

The Winery

Siz's first real job was at the Winery where he worked under Judd. In order to get the job, Siz had to go through an interview process, however, he failed the interview portion entirely. Despite this, Judd decided to conduct a field test with Siz to see if he was willing and able to do the jobs for the Winery properly. To this end, Judd accompanied Siz on a delivery job with the company van. Shortly after leaving the Winery, Judd had an apparent Siz doppelganger brought to Siz (however the doppelganger ran away after Siz attempted to kill him with a machete and the delivery promptly proceeded on.) At the delivery point, Siz successfully made the delivery but was told by Judd that the delivery did not make as much money as it could've due to apparently damaged product. Having appeared to have failed the second test of Judd's, Siz began to drive back to the Winery in disappointment.

However, as Siz and the rest of the delivery crew attempted to drive away, what seemed to be a case of scuffilitis caused the van's tires to explode, immobilizing them and trapping Buck inside the van. After Judd made several attempts at tasing Buck out of the van, the police arrived (the locals reported the several taser shots as shots fired.) While being questioned by the police Judd asked Siz to walk up to the group of cops on scene and fight them, which he did after one officer made particularly scathing comments about his face. It wasn't a long fight however as he was quickly overwhelmed, but luckily for Siz, the officers took pity on him because of his face and let him walk free. This garnered a lot of respect from Judd, who hired Siz on the spot as he was being taken away by the ambulance.

After getting the job, he was tasked with picking grapes and storing them, which he was good at, except the time where he stumbled down a hill and slammed his head against the fence, giving him a concussion. However, boredom with the job coupled with the lack of a consistent paycheck caused Siz to abandon the Winery entirely, finding much more fun/profit in a life of crime. Siz got a bit of respect from Gomer when Siz gave Judd the finger about hating his job at the WInery. His job was taken by Maxine, after Judd fired him for consistently not showing up for work (although legally Judd never terminated Siz's employment, and he was still listed as partnered with the Winery for about a month or two afterwards.)

Windsong Arc Storylines

First Time Meeting

Their first interaction was when Windsong encountered Siz at the Pink Cage, she ran away in fear and called him a zombie on Twitter. She was disgusted by his face because it reminded her of bloody meat, something that she hated seeing because she was a vegan. In subsequent interactions she would try to not look directly at Siz when talking to him, however, she did apologize to him about her initial harsh reaction and hoped to gain "good karma" from the apology, even going as far to defend him from other people's harsh comments about his scar.

Rejuvenation Suit Date

They would meet again later after Siz got his rejuvenation suit. Siz woke up wearing this suit after being kidnapped and critically injured by angry Canadians after he got off scot-free from the "10% Strip Club Ownership Stabbing." Kevin, Siz's current best friend and lawyer managed to avoid jail-time for Siz, but in doing so angered the Canadians who continue to hold a grudge.

With the rejuvenation suit obscuring his face, Windsong actually started to talk to Siz like a normal person. They had a semi-date as they went through multiple areas and activities, from a nature therapy outing with Kizzy (where Siz rolled a two on a deer, killing it), to then later doing yoga on the beach where Siz got his first erection from Windsong.

Since the rejuvenation suit had no way for Siz to access his erect penis, Windsong had to drive him to the hospital to see about getting the suit removed. When they arrived, they encountered a would-be doctor who managed to work the pad on the front of Siz's suit, removing it successfully and allowing Siz to immediately begin dealing with his erection. Before this, however, Siz had lied to Windsong about his age and told her that he was actually 14, causing her to recoil in disgust after Siz began to deal with his erection. Luckily the would-be doctor pulled Siz aside to discuss this and also told Siz to not publicly masturbate. Siz revealed that he was just pranking Windsong and assured her he would masturbate in private from now on (a promise he would not keep.) Siz then told Windsong the truth about his age and went on to discover that his scar had been fully healed by the suit, much to the joy of Windsong.

Healed Siz Date / Taco Truck Incident

Later, Windsong and Siz were discussing the weed he had when a local Attack-a-Taco truck rammed into the back of Windsong's Sunflower. The driver then got out of his truck and proceeded to pull Windsong out of Sunflower and beat her up. In a fit of rage, Siz got out of the car and beat up the attacking taco truck driver, starting his vendetta against Attack-a-Taco.

Windsong and Siz would later drive off as Windsong asked Siz if he would beat people again, as Siz replied, he'd do it again for her. Later, another Attack-a-Taco truck slammed into them and the driver once again began to beat up Windsong. Both of them beat up the driver and drove into Siz's secret hiding place behind a club. Siz and Windsong were irritated by the loud music causing Siz to roll on the local DJ after he didn't respond to Siz's request to turn down the music. Siz rolled a two and stabbed the DJ without Windsong knowing.

They would later go up north to the local hippy hangout. Siz however accidentally got into a fight and stepped into a lit campfire, burning himself severely. They were saved by Heidi, the responding EMT after Windsong called an ambulance for Siz. Before Heidi left, a random local started trailing the injured Siz, angering Heidi who punched her in the vagina before departing with Siz.

Burning the Taco Headquarters / #Resolution

On his own, Siz found the Attack-a-Taco restaurant and planned to burn it down. Using cocaine he found in a local's house, he convinced Windsong to come with him. However, Stevie didn't approve of this at all and after Siz told him about it he tagged along to try to convince Siz to stop.

The first attempt resulted in all three of them being burned severely after a botched attempt (due to interference by Stevie) to light the gasoline trail laid by Siz.

Later, both Siz and Windsong got a ride from then Chief of Police Vladimir Raven and returned to the restaurant to finish the job. They managed to burn down the Attack-a-Taco restaurant along with a few of the customers' cars parked in front.

The Parking Lot Incident/ Injured Face Siz

The arson on Attack-a-Taco was the last straw for Stevie, as he considered Windsong a bad influence on Siz and called a meeting between the three of them and Kelly to try to get Siz to stop seeing Windsong. However, unbeknownst to Stevie, Siz was no longer the same defenseless person he met at the Facebook tour. Siz had actually already been turning to a life of crime on his own, as he found the crimes much more profitable and enjoyable than just doing tasks for Mother. Although Siz only began to reveal this side to Stevie after he was together with Windsong, causing Stevie to wrongly place blame on Windsong for his behavior.

During the meeting, Windsong and Stevie got into a heated argument, with both of them even drawing weapons. Eventually, Stevie told Siz that he had to make a choice between him and the Family or Windsong. Not wanting to make that choice Siz jumped off of the parking building they were meeting on, landing face-first onto the pavement several stories below. This left both Windsong and Stevie distraught and caused Siz to regain his signature scar. Windsong was so distraught that she entered a voluntary "sight strike" in which she blinded herself with heavily tinted sunglasses as she felt she didn't deserve to see after the harm she caused.

Edna's Bank Heist Test

One day when talking about Heidi's Ice Creams with Windsong and his brother Stevie, Siz heard a noise coming from the pool area in the Pink Cage. They were enlisted by what Siz called a "ninja looking guy", who identified himself as John. They were to do a mission that would "save" the city. Windsong opted to join in since she thought she will save the world, with Siz and Stevie the following suit. 

Before the three met, Siz and Windsong were looking for a third member, and they got desperate enough to even just recruit a random person who Windsong punched after he asked what's wrong with Siz's face. It started with Siz calling his "best friend" Kevin to join them in the mission. Kevin, being a good lawyer, knew he shouldn't partake in any "bad" activity with Siz if he were to save Siz at court. Thus ultimately, Kevin refused the offer to join them. In this time, Windsong taught Siz how to gamble with dice. Siz played along with her sight strike and lied to her with the dice scores, but was valiant enough to still let her win despite her loyalty to her strike and not look at the dice and rely on her very opponent to say what their score was. With three dice, Siz told Windsong she got 19, which was impossible. 

As the three (Siz, Windsong, Stevie) were ready for the mission they then met up with Edna, an old woman who seemed to be either delusional, a veteran worker for the force, or a criminal. She would give them code names and learned what their skills are.  

Siz Codename "Hospital" = Power to be immune to the cops, this is due to his blind belief that he can't be jailed due to Kevin's legal skills 

Stevie Codename "Pizza" = Power to see very far given his glasses and ability on computers given his past Facebook job. 

Windsong Codename "Stardust" = Power to recycle. 

Edna berated the three given their wild reactions and unnatural responses and called them millennials. She then taught them how to grab flashlights and attempted to do a pretend bank heist with them. At the bank, they started writing notes on paper saying, "this is only a drill." Given there was only one guard (at the time there was an NPC guard stationed in the bank entrance), Edna gave the signal to shoot him.  

However, this did not go well as Windsong (still on her sight strike) missed the first taser shot. The guard then began to shoot at them and Edna pulled out her stun gun now that Windsong missed. Stevie tried to run away but was accidentally tased by Edna as he ran into her line of fire. Siz then tried to punch the guard, but missed and hit Windsong. The guard managed to shoot Edna and downed her, with Siz then managing to subdue the guard (but not before missing again and punching Edna in the face while she was getting shot.) All four of them were now hurt and needed to go to the hospital. Since she was severely injured after the shooting Siz picked up Edna to take her to the car, only to have her bowels give out, releasing hot, steamy shit all over him.  

It ended with them in the hospital, with Edna singing "Baby Shark" to sleep on her hospital bed. 

The Mission

"John" would recruit the trio of Siz, Windsong, and Stevie to save a hostage on Grove street. This ended poorly (yet successful in their eyes) as all three of them got heavily injured. Siz had his lungs punctured and Stevie got his balls bit by a dog, but the hostage managed to escape during the police interference. A dog got shot down but later revived by the ice cream EMS, Heidi. Kevin, about to sleep, saw all three of them moaning in pain. Kevin was so disappointed they allowed themselves to be used as easily as they were. In fact, Kevin was so disappointed in them that he gave them the keys to his expensive car after a long discussion about doing bad things. Kevin ultimately went home to sleep disappointed when the trio just followed a running convict shouting a language they couldn't speak thinking it was the hostage they saved.

The House Invitation / The Convenience Store Robberies

Siz later saw on his radio scanner that a huge jailbreak had occurred at the prison that killed almost all the police officers in the city, giving him free rein to go on a crime spree. He brought Windsong along to investigate the jail and came across Heidi in her ambulance who told them ominously that there will be many deaths. Siz then made Windsong his getaway driver and used her car to go rob all the convenience stores around Los Santos. The voices in his head seemingly assumed full control, with Siz going on rampage robbing stores and locals for little to no money. However, partway through his spree, Windsong got into a car accident that caused Siz to fly out of the car and severely injure him. Despite this Siz managed to get back in and continued the robberies for a short time before succumbing to blood loss. Windsong then tried to take him up north to the hippy camp for treatment but realized they wouldn't help and took him to Pillbox before the tsunami hit.

Later, Siz invited Windsong to his newly bought home, revealing his weed plants, giving her a key, and allowing her to decorate the house. This, however, let the Family know about Windsong's interference and her capacity to tattle to everyone about the electronics shop idea (despite Siz never telling her about the idea in the first place.) So, now believing that Windsong will be a liability, Mother got Jacob to try to kill her. Jacob however botched the assassination (she tased him and escaped to Pillbox where she described the attack to her doctor, where Siz coincidentally also happened to be) starting Siz's feud with the Family.

The Failed Assassination

Siz would later see Windsong injured in the hospital talking about a demonic emotionless voiced man shooting her and attempting to stab her. Siz knew it could only be Jacob. And this was the start of the Feud with the Family Arc.

The Breakup / Sexist Siz Arc

Windsong blamed Siz for the assassination attempt as his name was said during the assassination and kidnapped him after meeting with Vince Offer, the Sham-Wow guy. Siz knew that the only way to keep her safe was to break up with her. So, when Windsong called Siz a sexist (given his impulses to get angry and order her around) he took the opportunity to expand upon it and began to make sexist comments directed at her so she would be driven away. She didn't take kindly to this and attempted to run him over with Sunflower, but failed after Siz ran into the nearby river. Afterward, he would later pass the time with Stevie trying to save a deer stuck in a stand.

The Ultimate Race/ Equal Rights, Equal Fights

Windsong would later see Siz with his fully upgraded Brawler. Windsong, wanting to prove that women can drive, challenged Siz to a race. She was driving Tangerine, an orange version of Sunflower. While Siz drove his Brawler improved by Gomer.

The result was evident before the match started, Windsong's baseline hybrid lost both times to Siz's supped up Brawler. Even when Siz blew out his tires on the second race and had to stop for more than a minute to repair, he still managed to catch up and win the race. Windsong's Tangerine had a top speed of 90 mph, while Siz's Brawler was able to reach 150 mph.

After the race at the finish line, Windsong proclaimed that she trained in CQC (Close Quarters Combat) with John. Windsong wanted a duel between her and Siz, if she won, Siz would respect women. If Siz won, Windsong would tweet about Siz being a great man.

During the fight, Siz surprisingly dodged all of Windsong's punches and beat her up so bad that she stopped the fight midway. To make her feel better Siz claimed that he too had received training from John in CQC (in reality Siz hadn't received any sort of training and had actually performed poorly in most of the fights he was in prior to the duel.) Windsong then fulfilled her end of the bargain and tweeted about Siz's greatness.

New Neighbor RP

While trying to purchase a safe house in his surrogate sister's name (Erin) Siz came home to a horrible surprise. The realtor (who was going to sell said house to Erin) had just sold another house to Happy D'Klown with Windsong as his roommate, the house next to Siz's. This caused great distress to Siz because he found Windsong to be horribly annoying and wanted anything else than to have her as his neighbor.

Them moving in would be the start of various antics Siz would pull against his newfound neighbors. He began by leaving a pile of shit on their front porch, he then called the police on them after seeing Dab's Lamborghini in their driveway, and most recently on the same night, he broke into their house and began to shoot around to scare them.

Gang Violence, Sponsored by the HOA

After more than a month of being Siz's neighbor, Windsong and Siz had mostly gone their separate ways. Windsong had forgiven Siz for his harsh words during their breakup and moved on to focus on her weed enterprise, largely expanding it to the point where she was one of the largest weed suppliers in the city. She maintained many grow houses packed full of weed, mostly owned by the Vagos. However, she would often sell weed around areas claimed by the Leanbois and would often be taxed. Her attempts to dodge these taxes were met with hostility by Ricky Robins, a member of the Leanbois who had attempted to tax her many times to no avail. Eventually, this led to a confrontation where he held her at gunpoint and demanded access to one of her stash houses, resulting in his "collection" of the taxes by clearing out said stash house and then banned her from Lean Street. Despite this occurring, Windsong continued to sell on Lean Street when possible causing Ricky to become infuriated with her and wanting her dead for continuously disrespecting both his commands and the Leanbois.

Siz became involved when he witnessed Windsong cowering in fear behind her car over Ricky's very presence while visiting Lean Street to figure out an unrelated situation involving a possible police raid on Lean Boi properties on Lean Street. Siz questioned her as to why she was so scared, being careful not to give away his association with the Leanbois after hearing her explanation. This anonymity wouldn't last long however as Ricky eventually asked Siz what he knew about Windsong; when Siz informed him of the history between them Ricky devised a plan to bait Windsong into meeting him in a location where he and the other Leanbois would roll up and shoot her. This however never got a chance to take place as while driving around Mirror Park they (Tony, Ricky, Denzel, and Siz were all in one car) encountered Happy D'Klown driving with Windsong. Siz pulled up to Happy and began conversing only for Tony to hop out at the same time with an SMG, immediately opening fire on the car containing both Happy and Windsong. Happy was able to drive off without them pursuing and shortly afterwards both him and Windsong sent Siz harsh texts (with Windsong once again calling Siz a sexist and telling him to "EAT SHIT AND DIE!".)

Siz and company immediately began looking for them around the city, heading back down to Lean Street to drop Tony off after a repair at the Tuner Shop. They found the duo driving around down there and managed to intercept them on Strawberry street, however, Happy got out of his car and preemptively began shooting the others with a pistol as they got out, beginning a massive firefight. Ricky and Denzel then began to return fire with their class two weapons, however, Ricky severely injured Denzel by shooting him several times in the back of the head (as Denzel crossed into Ricky's line of fire while maneuvering to avoid gunfire from Happy.) Despite being severely outgunned, Happy managed to down both Ricky and the hurt Denzel before being shot down by Siz (with his excellent marksmanship privately garnering some praise from Siz.)

Meanwhile, a short moment after Ricky and Denzel began returning fire, Siz got out of his car and approached Windsong, now hiding behind Happy's car with a combat pistol. As he approached her she began to open fire on Denzel, causing Siz to yell at her to stop before downing both Happy and her with a bullpup SMG whilst screaming, "Why! Why! Why did you guys do this!" Although, Siz's position as the last man standing was extremely short lived as less than 10 seconds after downing Windsong a random person named Luigi Bezos silently drove up and decided to take advantage of the chaos by conducting a drive-by shooting that downed Siz and then sped off. As a result of this, they all were taken into custody and driven to the hospital where Siz and company were let off with only possession charges (with the jail time waived.) Happy was also immediately "let go" from the HOA once Siz and Denzel got out of the hospital (with the two deciding that his marksmanship didn't make up for the bullets and police fines he brought upon them), although Happy was never told this until more than a week later.

Mother Arc Storylines / Family Feud

The Facebook Tour

Siz first met Mother during his early days in the city while taking his pay from Facebook. There, in the Facebook lobby is where he would go on his fateful tour with Stevie and Mother.

Yung Dab

Siz first heard of him when he heard Mother talking about how she might have liked a rapper named Yung Dab. Through Mother, Siz met Yung Dab, where he confided into him that he was just trying to fuck Mother. Siz went along with Dab's charade and told Mother that he treated him well despite Siz being initially threatened by him. Dab would later show his personality and his life of crime by revealing a gun to threaten Stevie, and by offering Siz a cash award of $50,000 to assassinate the then Chief of Police Snow.

The Sexorcism

Siz would be invited by Mother to an exorcism which would later be revealed to be a sexorcism where a priest would fuck the demon inside the victim. Siz wore a paper bag on his head and started talking like Louis Armstrong to hide his real voice. This is also where he met Buck for the first time.

The Family Plan

Jacob gave Siz a shotgun for free, but he was pulled over for shortly afterwards for busted lights and was caught by the police. Siz ended up being charged $4000 for the shotgun. During this time, Jacob also told Siz the plans for the Family, Jacob wanted him to earn money to buy a home that would later be a front for an electronics store.


Mother took Stevie, Siz, and a newcomer Maxine, to a pier to discuss Family matters. Siz immediately became suspicious of her and treated Maxine with contempt, even secretly declaring her his new rival. Siz then caught wind that Maxine may have been an undercover cop, so he recruited a suspicious Stevie to gather evidence against her. After several days of investigation and the theft of her vehicle, it turned out that Maxine was not an undercover cop, but just an incompetent criminal.

The Killer Bovice

Bovice is the person Siz fears the most; his unstable persona, intimidating looks, reputation as a serial killer, and creepy voice consistently scare Siz (who Bovice refers to as, "Lil Mans") into doing whatever he desires of him. Siz first encountered Bovice by chance on the street where he had coerced Siz into letting him in his vehicle. Bovice then proceeded to become enraged, with him telling Siz that the only way to calm him down was through the use of cocaine. Having several baggies in his possession, Siz quickly returned to his home to appease Bovice (out of fear that he would murder him otherwise.) Thus began his fearful relationship with Bovice. He would later take Siz along to stakeout locations under the guise of being Bugstars employees, with Siz taking up the Paul Desnutsio persona.

Bovice has so far forced Siz to take part in two murders, the murder of Kizzy Nevaeh (Siz's therapist at the time) and most recently Siz's neighbor Happy D'Klown. He's also recently called upon Siz for more Bugstars stakeouts and the planning and execution of a terrorist plot to kill all members of the Department of Justice in one fell swoop with three other accomplices.

Despite the government bounty of $250,000 for information leading to Bovice's capture Siz refuses to rat him out; he knows that word would spread about who brought him down and that Bovice would exact his revenge the next time Siz was sent to prison, ensuring that his next prison sentence was a death sentence.

Speedy and The Vagos

Siz had first met Speedy in a convenience store where they very quickly formed a friendship. Speedy was the one who showed Siz how gangs commit crimes and make money whereas Step Dab was the one who showed Siz how to do heists. To this end, Speedy showed Siz how to sell weed in bulk on the corner and even showed him how to grow it himself. Eventually, Speedy recruited Siz to manage the copious amount of weed plants in one of his houses, giving him a key to said residence, ten percent of all the product from each harvest, and one of the rooms inside it to do anything he wishes (Siz subsequently set up a masturbation area, complete with porn magazines, tissues, and lotion.) Siz was so good at attending the plants that Speedy decided to induct Siz into the Vagos and introduce him to his business partners once he further proved himself. However, a few days afterward, the future of the Vagos was beginning to look grim as all of his business partners had either died or left the city, leaving Speedy as the new El Jefe (the title for the leader of the Vagos) once Jesus died. However, the continuous profits from his weed operations were still excellent, allowing Speedy to purchase new assets and begin regrowing the Vagos to its former glory. After seeing Siz's continuous maintenance of his weed house in the Barrio, Speedy decided to reward him for his part in obtaining the funds he needed to rebuild the Vagos. So, Speedy told Siz that as a valued friend he was now his right hand man in the Vagos, with this position Speedy also gave him the key to his personal stash house in the Barrio where he keeps a large supply of various materials, drugs, and weapons (however Siz rarely uses this house for storage in fear that a raid on the property would also result in any of his own stashed items being taken, as the property in question has been raided several times before.)

Speedy is always finding himself into some kind of trouble whether its prison, a gang war, or being taken as a hostage. There was one instance where Siz and Dab took Speedy hostage for a bank heist and Speedy got blasted in the back with a shotgun because he tried to take crack and run away. There was also a time where Speedy unloaded an Uzi into a motorcycle because he thought he was "destroying his enemy's vehicle" when in reality it was Siz's bike that he had just hot-wired five minutes prior. When the cops arrived asking what had happened, Speedy had taken off and Siz blamed the shooting on Sal who was running by right at that moment.

Despite always being in some kind of trouble, Speedy has a soft spot for Siz. He is always willing to protect him from any kind of threat, offer him advice, and guide him through whatever crime he may be committing. Speedy was even debating on buying Siz a Brawler, however, Siz had already bought one himself thanks to the Dab discount applied to the order by Al Saab. However, despite Speedy's apparent affection he constantly calls Siz by the derogatory nickname "Jizz" in almost every encounter in which he utters his name and had even initially threatened to brutally murder Siz should he betray him.  

More recently Speedy has gotten into the weapons dealing business and has become a new source of guns for Siz (going from a former customer of Siz to his newest supplier), even going as far as giving out $35,000 worth of class 2's to him for free. 

Speedy recently reconfirmed Siz's position in the Vagos as Second-in-Command to the rest of the Vagos, this is significant not only because of the high-status this gives Siz in the gang but also because it was previously thought that the position was temporary and/or a joke. However, Siz is not public about his position within the Vagos (even to some of the other Vagos members and his closest friends) as he wants to maintain a low profile about his true association with Speedy and the Vagos. To this end, he only exerts his influence in extraordinary circumstances as a last resort (typically by showing anyone who gives him trouble the fact that he has keys to Speedy's personal stash house in the Barrio.) 

Speedy has said that Siz is like a little brother to him and that if anybody fucks with him he’ll fuck them up more. 

Bus Tour and Becoming a Gnome

Yung Dab and his Gnomes believed the Los Santos Police Department was corrupt and unjust, so they organized a plan to force the Department of Justice to wipe clean the records of every criminal in Los Santos. Yung Dab told Siz to steal a bus and take people on a tour around the city that would end in the parking lot of the Vinewood Racetrack where The Gnomes would take everyone on the bus hostage. Dab told Siz that if he was able to do this he would become apart of his inner circle and officially be a Gnome. Yung Dab also told Siz that the tour had to look as legitimate as possible, and that meant Siz would have to take a bullet to quell any suspicion on his part in their plans.

The tour didn't go as smoothly as planned, with many occupants (including Siz) suffering severe scuffilitis, however, the bus eventually made it to the final stop at the racetrack where the Gnomes were lying in wait. Siz was ordered off the bus and after a brief argument, he was shot in a non-fatal area as planned. The Gnomes then placed C-4 on the bus and told an occupant to drive as fast as possible around the track. This, however, did not end well as Yung Dab accidentally detonated the explosive prematurely, wounding everyone on the bus, but not causing any fatalities. The Gnomes then had to flee the scene before the police arrived, so they dragged Siz into the parking lot and stuffed him into a white car where he would later be found by EMS. He was later questioned by the police in the hospital, however, he refused to give up his Step Dab. After he was released from the hospital, he was welcomed into the Gnomes, gaining respect from GomerChangJacob, and even Dab himself.

The Brawler

Siz was the first person in Los Santos to buy a Coil Brawler, which he was able to purchase after selling numerous ounces of weed, robbing houses, and partaking in bank robberies with his Step Dab. Siz was normally a shy, worrisome man, but with his Brawler, he became greedy and fearless, something that has earned him a great deal of respect in the world of crime.

The Brawler suffered from multiple interactions with the police but has used its great off-road capabilities to its advantage. A prominent example of this was when Siz managed to evade the former "King of the Dirt" Detective Ziggy Buggs in off-road driving, claiming the title for himself. However, Deputy Michael Dias claimed to have taken the title from Siz after he later apprehended him in a chase involving the Brawler (despite the chase ending in a city alley and never having gone off-road.) Dias' rule didn't last for long though as Siz reclaimed the title, "King of the Dirt" from Dias after successfully evading him and several other officers by climbing the slopes of Mount Chiliad in the Brawler.

Despite these achievements Siz has been caught in the Brawler before, these failures, however, were due to driver error rather than being eclipsed by a superior driver/vehicle. His failures have been when he: ran into a boulder on his first chase, ran into a tree later, got cornered in a dead-end alley, wrecked himself on a rock by the railroad tracks near Sandy Shores Airfield, wrecked the Brawler on a jump after foolishly turning around to rescue his pursuing officer (Dias) by ramming his patrol car back onto its wheels (this caused enough damage to the Brawler to wreck it on the next jump it made), when he got his Brawler stuck in an area behind a pool (however this resulted in him dying rather than getting caught as he bled out at the bottom of said pool), and most recently when he crashed it after running over a spike-strip and having obscured vision due to taking crack-cocaine (however the Brawler did almost evade the pursuing officers for some distance despite running on flat tires.) Although, when played to its strengths correctly the Brawler is able to easily evade the police and has successfully done so in over 10 separate police chases.

After attaining a large amount of both wealth and notoriety in Los Santos Siz has become much more antagonistic towards the police (more specifically Officers Ziggy and Dias) and now actively starts chases for fun rather than just as a means of escape from a crime (as he finds the thrill of the chase well worth the possible jail time.) Siz fully expects all these encounters to result in his capture (often making little effort to actually end the chase or evade in an efficient manner as that would defeat the purpose behind it) but has more often than not found unexpected ways out of any significant jail time and in some cases has even managed to successfully evade the police for a time (before inevitably either: simply turning himself in to get rid of the warrant or being captured in an unrelated chase/situation [usually on foot or in a vehicle other than his Brawler].)

On 11/20/19 Siz's Brawler was updated to the HOA standard. It now sports a non-removable light bar, an improved fording depth, a new engine, and a livery that prominently displays the seal of the HOA. Because of this upgrade Siz now exclusively uses it for HOA patrols as partaking in crime with it would directly link the HOA to whatever crime it was caught being apart of.

First "Date/Hangout" with Zelda Harth

Siz had met Zelda at the Pink Cage while riding around with Step Dab. He was running back to his room to grab something when he saw her and commented on her cute glasses. As he and Dab were about to leave again, he made Dab stop and asked him to go talk to her for him. Being the great Step Dad that he is, Dab went up to Zelda and told her that Siz was having a bad week after being ousted by his family and would appreciate it if she would go on a date with him, to which she agreed, but also said that she would not give him a handjob.

The next day Siz and Zelda met up and went down to the docks to get some ice cream. Right away Siz had surprised her because he "wasn't a basic bitch and taken her to Creampie and made a sexual innuendo about fucking her." After some small talk, Zelda asked Siz if he would help her take pictures of each police station, to which he agreed.

At one of the police stations, Siz left Zelda because he heard his car alarm going off. Upon reaching his car, he found the Chang Gang, who were plotting to steal his car. After they left he met up with Zelda again, who was also concerned that they were stealing his car. It was at this point where Siz learned that Zelda doesn't like falls because she always tells him "don't laugh and if you do, keep it to yourself." A few minutes later Zelda fell face-first off a roof to which Siz kept his laughter to himself.

Sometime later, Zelda took Siz up into the mountains to visit a secret cave that nobody else knew about and remarked on how it's the perfect place to murder someone. Luckily for Siz, she didn't want to murder him and proceeded to take him down to a large rock by the stream. After Siz told her that he'll jump off of it if she does. After Zelda nearly hit her head on the rock, Siz did a cannonball, however, he wasn't as lucky and slammed his back on the edge of the rock, knocked himself out, and fell into the river. After a brief search, Zelda was able to find Siz and dragged him out of the river. She then proceeded to drive Siz to the hospital via his beloved Brawler, and despite her having little to say about anything, even she admitted: "this car is awesome."

After he got released from the hospital, Siz showed off his home to Zelda and told her that he owns 10% of the parking lot next door. She took a brief look around and said that he had a nice place before she said that she had to leave. When Siz went out after her, she was nowhere to be found.

The Last Dab

The Last Dab was the final heist conducted by Yung Dab, which led to his arrest and subsequent incarceration for life. It started out with Siz and Gomer meeting at the Tuner Shop to fix Siz's problem with his Brawler's armor. After the two figured out what the problem was, Siz called Dab and told him that he had come across another bank card. Dab, however, had already figured out one of the cards and what time-slot they could be used for. Dab then planned to meet Siz and Gomer at the Tuner Shop so the trio could do a heist and allow Siz to do some "smashy smashy" with his Brawler, however, he never showed up. Concerned, Siz called Dab and learned that he was being chased. Siz, being the great stepson that he is, decided that he would intercept the cops that were chasing Dab and ram them. After spending some time driving all around the city trying to catch up, Dab called Siz telling him that he managed to escape the cops and told him to come to meet him, Gomer, and Mel.

Not long after Siz met them a police officer rolled up because unbeknownst to them, a police helicopter had been following Dab the entire time since the start of the chase earlier. Dab drew his AK and forced the officer to drive away, but not even two minutes later police reinforcements arrived, making the group scramble. Dab ran behind Eugene's house, Mel took off into the neighborhood, and Siz and Gomer got in their cars and were ignored by the officers. Bobby Smith of the BCSO pursued Dab while over the radio fellow officers were heard asking "who has the AK" and less than five seconds later Smith bumped into an AK-wielding Dab who gunned him down, however, Smith was able to land a couple of shots into Dab before he went down. Dab, now bleeding out, crawled into Eugene's house where he was safe from the police but fell unconscious. During all this, Mel was arrested and sentenced to 15 months in prison.

Once Dab was treated and Mel was released, the group decided that they wanted to go big and go on a crime spree, starting with the jewelry store and then moving onto the big bank. The plan was that Dab would provide overwatch, Mel and Gomer would grab the goods, and Siz would ram the cops and do a drive-by.

The plan started out well with Siz distracting the cops while the others peppered them with rounds, however, an officer was able to get onto an adjacent roof and took out Dab. The chance of success was further diminished when Siz unknowingly shot Gomer and Mel in a drive-by and was then shot by a security guard himself. Bleeding out, Siz drove himself to safety and found shelter in a 7/11, where he fell unconscious due to blood loss while trying to bandage himself. During that time Mel and Dab were arrested and Gomer was rescued by a friend of his, however, he was knocked unconscious. After spending some time unconscious and his blood spilling onto the floor of the 7/11, Siz was rescued by no other than his crush, Griselda "Zelda" Harth.

Zelda stashed Siz's car behind some shipping crates and took him to Grandma's house, where they ran into Gomer and his friend. Siz then introduced Zelda as Sam so that they didn't know her real identity, something that she appreciated. She would then bring him to the clothing store so that he could lose his disguise and then brought him to his home. On the way, Siz told her that he met with her brother and that he passed on his message, which Zelda seemed pleased to hear. They also engaged in various small talk, suggesting that the pair had become more accustomed to each other.

Sometime later Siz learned that he had a warrant and that Dab had been arrested and was currently being held at the police station. Siz then disguised himself as Paul Deeznutsio, Attorney at Law so he could see his Step Dab, however, he never got close, the moment he walked into the station he was detained and searched before being told off and sent on his way. A short time later, Siz decided he was going to join his Step Dab and get himself imprisoned, so he drove to the police station in hopes of being chased and later arrested, but no officers would pursue him. Siz then encountered Jacob outside of the station, taking him into his Brawler and then proceeding to have a discussion while driving around the city. Jacob revealed that he planned to get revenge for the Gnomes by committing large-scale terrorism across the city, starting with supplying burner phones to criminals and working up to C-4 attacks, he also stated that he wanted Siz to be involved (potentially alluding to him wishing for Siz to follow his Step Dab's footsteps and become the next Gnome.) Jacob also asked Siz, "are you fucking my sister" (Griselda Harth), which Siz denied, but he did admit that they had gone on dates and that she had saved his life twice. Jacob then told Siz that he had better treat her nicely as she does not like getting hurt, to which Siz replied that he would never willingly hurt her.

After returning Jacob to his car at the police station, Siz returned to his home where he spent multiple days depressed over the arrest of his Step Dab.

Post Dab (Depression Arc)

After a few days mourning over the imprisonment of Dab, Siz finally decided it was time to go back out into the world. Upon opening his phone, he noticed he received texts from Shaw, Mother, and Erin, all asking him if he was alright to which he responded no. He then paid his rent so that he didn't have to cry himself to sleep in his Brawler. After stopping to get some burgers, he then texted Zelda "Hi" to see if she was around.

Siz later met Uncle Buck, Detective Chang, and others at the diner next to the Pink Cage; Buck then briefly caught up with Siz, with the latter telling Buck about Dab's arrest and his own warrant. Buck told Siz that he could do whatever he wanted to do and should focus on bigger things. After Buck went to bed, Siz decided he was going to burgle some houses in hopes of getting some goodies that he could use in future crimes.

After Siz burgled a few houses Gomer called and told Siz that they needed to talk about Dab, so Siz met him at the Tuner Shop. Gomer explained that Dab had ratted himself out to the cops and told them that he was The Gnome. This resulted in Dab being charged with the hundreds of criminal acts he committed over his time in Los Santos and was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole. Siz became emotional but managed to keep it together and decided to do what Step Dab would want him to do: crime. Gomer then informed Siz that a small handful of people could make thermite, which can be used to quickly rob banks. The two then went their own ways, with Siz determined to get his hands on thermite.

Sometime later after being jailed once again, Siz asked the sky for a sign from Yung Dab during a depressive craze. Dab responded from the depths of the jail, behind multiple vault gates in a soft voice Siz could barely understand. The message was, "load the cocaine."

Second "Date/Hangout" with Zelda Harth

Siz and Zelda's second date started out with the latter taking pictures of various banks around the island. The two then drove around the island: visiting a giant dinosaur, sitting on an exhaust chimney shaped like a volcano, taking dirt paths through the mountains, and even climbed a hill overlooking the power plant where Zelda took even more pictures. Throughout the road trip, Siz got hungry and ate whatever he could find laying around including garbage and paint chips in Zelda's car. When Zelda questioned Siz about his willingness to eat trash, Siz responded that "one man's trash is another man's treasure." Zelda agreed, revealing that she thought the same of Siz when she first heard of him, in reference to Mother's exclusion of Siz from the family. At one point the paint chips and garbage he ate, plus the volcano fumes shot up his ass upset his colon so much that he almost ended up shitting himself, but he managed to restrain it to an audibly loud fart which forced Zelda to drive him to his house so he could blow out his bowels.

The two also talked much more frequently than they did on the first date. The conversations were much more personal, with the two admitting that they like each other, and later sharing a moment while overlooking the prison. Also, at one point Zelda informed Siz that people were hunting him down so they could kill them, however, she told them not to. She later questioned if this even mattered because natural selection may take him away from her anyways.

Third Date with Zelda Harth

Siz and Zelda's third date was much more action-packed than the previous two dates, but it still contained a few sweet moments. The date started with Siz telling Zelda about Ravi the scammer, and after hearing about him, Zelda suggested they run him over in order to teach him a lesson. After a while, Zelda was finally able to convince the scammer to meet her in an alleyway, where Siz would then slam into him with his Brawler. The plan, however, didn't go as smoothly as planned since the scammer noticed Siz lying in wait, however, Siz was eventually able to ram the scammer Ravi multiple times, knocking him unconscious.

After teaching the scammer a lesson, the two-headed to the Pink Cage. While there, Zelda told Siz that if they are on a date he has to ask her first otherwise they are just hanging out. Siz, doing exactly what his Step Dab would do, shoots his shot and asked if she would like to go on a date, to which she said yes but also explained that she doesn't do handjobs and that she doesn't like watching the sunset or hanging out on the beach.

After the tsunami hit, the two traveled to a construction site, where Siz found and stole a bulldozer. Siz told Zelda that he had to use the bulldozer "to make a statement" believing the cops to be corrupt and even more cocky since Dab's life sentence. As he slowly made his way to the police department Zelda passed him and told him that he is an actual idiot, but he forged on to honor his Step Dab. He then used the bulldozer to wreck a parked police car at Mission Row and took the responding officers on a chase through the area around Mission Row, disabling several more cruisers until he was shot by Officer Dias. Siz was then brought to the hospital where he witnessed Zelda verbally murder Officer Dias.

Siz was then arrested and was facing an 80-month sentence, however, since Siz is such a stand-up guy, his sentence was reduced to 40 months. While in prison, Siz spoke to Speedy on the phone and learned that he is going to be promoted within the gang. He also spoke with Zelda and learned that she saw the entire incident with the bulldozer and that he had impressed her. Zelda explained to Siz that his Step Dab would be proud of him and Siz then cried in the rain and had resolved to carry out Dab's legacy.

Siz and His Gun Empire?

After growing and selling copious amounts of weed in addition to robbing many banks (both big and small), Siz managed to amass a large amount of cash, respect, and property. This caused him to shift priorities, placing his and the community's enjoyment over his prior goal of simply attaining more money. In addition to intentionally starting chases with the police and wantonly committing crimes Siz decided to enter the world of weapons dealing through Erin Cox (Gomer to a lesser extent) and Jacob as Siz saw that it was difficult for the lesser citizens of Los Santos to acquire weapons (as the prices for said weapons were inflated and the ability to find them was difficult for new players.) At first, Siz sold from his prior stash of weapons (mostly pistols with a few bullpup shotguns) along with some deliveries of compact rifles he bought off of Gomer. After Siz offloaded these weapons to various customers he then began receiving instructions about gathering orders for his secret supplier (a person who was whitelisted on the server to spawn in gun deliveries who told UberHaxorNova and other streamers he worked with to keep his identity a secret from their audiences to prevent metagaming) that was already delivering guns to Erin.

However, while Siz was able to find a customer in Speedy the supplier's prices were extremely overpriced when compared to the street prices for the corresponding weapons. This caused great distress to Siz as he was trying to open up a means for the people of Los Santos to easily obtain weapons, not trying to exploit their desperation. After discussing this fact with Gomer, he walked away from the conversation with the hope that Gomer would become his supplier so that he could sell weapons at a reasonable price.

Although, as it turned out his supplier had seemingly been out-competed by other people's ability to: at first receive weapons at the docks through the Wizard and Pixerium and then by the ability to craft weapons using crates. At around the same time that weapon crafting was introduced to the city Jacob approached Siz and informed him of his plans to shift the Family's weapons dealing to weapon's manufacturing, even showing him a new property that would becoming their storefront under the auspiciousness of an electronics store (which used to be the purpose for Siz's house [despite the fact that they never followed up on the idea].) After discovering that his supplier fell through, along with government changes eliminating weapon crafting, Siz decided to liquidate his weapon inventory (save for several pistols for personal use and various other weapons he was simply unable to offload.)

After taking a two-week vacation to Japan to attend MarioCon (UberHaxorNova took a two-week hiatus from GTA RP to play Mario Maker 2 and to move to Oregon) Siz returned and transitioned into selling crack and cocaine in addition to weed and weapons, now with Speedy as his new class two supplier (and later his surrogate sister Vivi as his pistol connect.)

Siz does not actively seek buyers (as he: already has an extensive list of potential buyers at his disposal, is usually too busy with other activities to dedicate time to finding others, and makes enough money off of other ventures to not be too concerned over pushing as much weapons as possible) instead letting the opportunities "fall into his lap" as one might say. His most prominent customers are the Leanbois and Vagos, with him selling several large weapon orders to them in the past.

He's been approached by several people, including Rahme El-Rahman of the Chang Gang to act as a middle man in their weapons deals. However, in all of these Siz has either: essentially sidestepped the person making him the offer by already having an ongoing deal with their supplier (effectively making him a fellow salesman of their product with the same profit margins) or has declined to follow up on the offers due to higher prices than that of his current supplier, Speedy.

Due to the recent state of the gun economy, Siz is no longer actively invested in selling weapons and has now once again gone back to stockpiling them for his personal use.

Siz Fulker and the Bloodhound

Officer Michael Dias and Siz had a special relationship ever since they first met. Siz was the only person who had consistently offered Dias any sort of challenge during his police work (with the former evading a pursuing Dias a number of times), this had created a sort of intense rivalry between the two (mainly for the title of "King of the Dirt.") This pursuit rivalry spilled over to many other aspects of their interactions, with the two often exchanging banter whenever they encountered one another on the streets or during an arrest.

Despite the apparent rivalry, Dias did have a soft side for Siz and often gave him light punishments when captured and once even went out of his way to stop Siz from being raided by striking a deal with him to return the PD grade weapons he stole off of his person after he was downed by Siz (as possession of PD grade weapons is a raidable offense with a resulting jail time of 300 months and $15,000 fine per stolen weapon [which for Siz would've been equivalent to 1,200 months or 100 years for the four stolen PD weapons, not including any additional charges from whatever was uncovered in the raids].)

A few weeks later, Dias moved into the house two doors down from Siz's, which yielded great disdain from Siz as he now has to contend with yet another neighbor he does not like. In fact, Siz's first formal welcoming of Dias to the neighborhood resulted in an extended confrontation that eventually resulted in Siz kidnapping Dias right off of his property for use as a hostage in a Fleeca Bank robbery. Dias eventually moved off of the property to a new location in Paleto with the other officers; he sold the house to Siz who immediately put it to use as a stash house for Kray-Tor after transferring it to one of his HOA cadets.

Siz and Dias interactions temporarily came to a screeching halt in September of 2019 when Dias had been suspended from the police force for three days for using a flashbang against Siz and "overly aggressive policing". However, the flashing was a request on Siz's part as he had been trying to experience the effects of a flashbang (to "build up a tolerance") ever since he heard of the police force acquiring them and Dias offered to meet him in a remote location to test it out.

Since this suspension Dias had returned to duty, but interactions between the two were sparse ever since as Siz has both: adjusted his sleep schedule to one slightly different than Dias' and had been more adamant on evading the police in general as he did not want to have his accomplices lose out (as he now often committed crimes in a group.) Additionally, their few interactions together had become much more hostile as Dias had (in Siz's eyes) became a white-knight for Lauren Forcer (a fellow officer who despised Siz and his HOA), creating tension between them as Dias came down hard on Siz's HOA actions in an attempt to impress Lauren.

The last time these two interacted with each other before his death was when Dias apprehended him for the murder of Tsury Nanakaze (which he witnessed from a police helicopter he was flying, of which began a long police chase that resulted in his arrest.) In fact, Dias' death came directly at the hands of a member of the HOA (Denzel Williams) after a shootout occurred after they crashed their escape vehicle.

When Siz was told that Dias passed he was quite indifferent about the event, so much so that his immediate follow up question was whether or not his death would have an affect on an upcoming court case of his (as Dias was the primary witness who filed the police report against Siz for the murder of Tsury.) Siz still owns a pistol from Dias (which Denzel gave him.)

Jacob Harth and the Dark Web

Siz initially was scared of Jacob as a whole due to his creepy voice and mysterious persona, however, over time this slowly degraded to simple respect as Siz encountered scarier personas and Jacob himself started to show a more humorous side to Siz.

Siz first heard of Jacob through Mother after she had told him that somebody suspicious was following her around. Later while driving around the city, Siz caught a glimpse of somebody on a bike spying on him from a distance. He chased the individual around until he managed to corner him under some stairs, the person drew a gun and briefly held Siz at gunpoint while Siz asked him who he was and why he was spying on him. The person revealed that he was Jacob and told Siz to remain quiet about his identity, leaving quickly on his bike.

Siz later saw Jacob when Mother arranged a meeting between the three of them at the Raven Slaughterhouse. During this meeting, Jacob took several pictures of Siz's face and informed the two that they would talk again. After this meeting, Mother and Siz became much more active on the Dark Web and she had begun to work closely with Jacob on various projects. Siz became integral to Jacob's plans after Dab got locked away as Siz became his new criminal front to spread chaos around the city. One example of this was the "electronics store" that Siz's house was supposed to be (as Mother and Jacob forwarded funds to Siz to buy his own home with plans to use it as a cover for a store that sold criminal goods.) However, this idea was transferred to a different location owned by, and located next to, Zelda's apartment before being canned entirely due to extensive changes by the government that rendered the idea infeasible. Nowadays Jacob has been making massive renovations to the Dark Web and has been stockpiling VPNs, drugs, and weapons which Siz occasionally pulled from.

Additionally, Jacob set up the criminal leaderboard on the Dark Web (an anonymous leaderboard for criminals that awards points based on the crime that's submitted [Siz was in first place for a significant amount of time]) where Siz is actively submitting crime clips in the hope of claiming the first-place prize of $50,000, several bricks of cocaine, and several different types of class two weapons. However, Jacob had stipulated that a minimum of at least 10 people must have submitted crimes to the leaderboard before the prizes were distributed (with the original closing date being one week after the leaderboard was opened.) But, that minimum number wasn't reached before the one week had ended (causing Jacob to extend the prize date indefinitely until the minimum number of participants was reached.) As of this writing, Siz (pseudonym Zis on the leaderboard) is in second place behind Speedy, although this is due to the fact that UberHaxorNova himself has not uploaded Siz's more recent criminal activities to the leaderboard (of which contains two jailbreaks [one of the most valuable crimes on the leaderboard] and many various robberies, police evasions, and kidnappings since he last uploaded.)

To remedy the issue of the Dark Web's low user base, Jacob instructed Siz to attempt to spread knowledge of the Dark Web through the distribution of VPNs (a device that allows users to bypass the minigames and pass-code normally required to access the Dark Web.) Although, Siz himself expressed concern that even with the VPNs people would still be "too lazy" to use the Dark Web in any real capacity (as seen by the people already on leaderboard), but Jacob assured him that when knowledge of its usefulness spread, more people would be enticed to use the Dark Web. Siz's stated strategy was to introduce the new criminals he encountered to the Dark Web through the sale of VPNs, however he never did this due to him either: forgetting the need to sell VPNs in its entirety or not even get a chance to make an offer as a situation rapidly developed (such as robbing a Fleeca Bank or an untimely brain explosion [hard crash].) And so, after several weeks Siz had only found one person willing to acquire a VPN (with this individual not being a new user, as they had already regularly accessed the Dark Web without a VPN) in exchange for a Panto.

Due to the above difficulty in finding new users on Siz's end, the migration of previously Dark Web exclusive services to other platforms in the city, in addition to a growing perception of its general uselessness among citizens of the city caused the development of the Dark Web to be effectively halted. Therefore, Siz shifted his priorities elsewhere and no longer focuses on finding new users for the now defunct Dark Web.

Other Notable Relationships

Al Saab

Siz was introduced to Al Saab by Yung Dab for a bank job. They bonded over the numerous jobs they did together before and after Dab's lockup. As a result, he (and by extension the Leanbois) eventually became best friends, with Saab even considering Siz to be like a brother to him and would even take a bullet for one another. The two of them also have an inside joke about how much money they owe one another, where Siz often prompts Saab for a sum of money he "owes" him when they first meet/talk to each other for the day. This began as a legitimate question for when Saab first borrowed money from Siz and continuously delayed paying him back due to a lack of funds. Siz had hounded him for that money until he was finally repaid almost a week later. After this the two of them continuously racked up a debt with one another for a variety of reasons and eventually it got to the point where Siz simply would ask Saab, "Where's my money?" and Saab actually had to take a second to process whether or not he did still owe the amount Siz had claimed. Also, Saab will often tell Siz that he loves him and in response, Siz will often make all attempts to not reciprocate this (some common responses are for Siz to either: balk at Saab's declaration of love, ignore it completely, or immediately leave the conversation entirely to avoid it.)

Denzel Williams

One of Siz's main partners in crime from the Leanbois, Siz’s God-Father-in-law, a fellow Mirror Park Resident, and a founding member of the HOA, they became close friends after Siz did several different jobs with the Leanbois. Denzel is often seen hanging out with Siz or patrolling as apart of the HOA. The two also commonly partner up in criminal activities such as store/bank robberies. Additionally, Denzel considers Siz to be a brother to him, they’ve both said they love each other like family as the two of them have supported each other in their respective activities whenever they're together, Denzel has even said that their relationship is like Speedy and Buddha's and considers Siz as family as well as Erin and Vivi. When Denzel was sent to prison after he killed Dias, Siz was one of the only people who gave some hope to Denzel in addition to being the first person to smuggle in items for Denzel.

Tony Corleone

The two first met when Siz was getting to know more members of the Leanbois and they became good friends after Siz did several different jobs with him. The two now occasionally partner up for criminal activities such as store/bank robberies (with Tony usually being the getaway driver.) His driving skills impressed Siz, as he knew how to drift effectively; however when they first met Siz had not yet become used to the intense driving that Tony had become accustomed to and so he often got nauseous after prolonged bouts of drifting, with one particularly intense drifting demonstration causing Siz to vomit inside of Tony's car. A common interaction between the two is Tony commenting on how “cute” Siz is, with Siz often reciprocating and thanking him for the compliment.

Victoria "Vivi" Veine

As one of Mother's children, Vivi is Siz's surrogate sister. After Mother's disappearance, Vivi felt directionless and turned to Erin and Siz and they eventually pushed her to become more independent. She became Siz's pistol connect for a short while and now currently owns Siz's former stash house that was passed down from Erin. She was also employed by the HOA as the Mayor of Mirror Park but stil remains close associates with them. Siz cares deeply for Vivi and will usually assist in her killings or come to her aid when she's in danger.

Erin Cox

One of Mother’sArthur’s and Yung Dab’s children, she is Siz’s surrogate step sister. Siz met Erin at the recycling center, where he found out she was one of Mother's recruits with a connection to Yung Dab shortly after asking her out on a date (something he regrets and would prefer to forget.) Siz is the only person in the whole city that Erin 100% trusts as he's the one that helped her become more independent when Mother and The Family made Erin feel left out (just like how Siz was at one point), ever since then they have always been close and helpful to each other. Additionally, Erin was the person that Siz went to for help in avoiding a raid when he stole Dias’s PD weapons (as she was the owner of his stash house at the time and the only person in the city he could reliably trust in handing his inventory of contraband.) However, her frequent and over the top attempts to get the attention of Siz often get on his nerves (eg. the HIV, her overly arrogant personality, or even simply needlessly escalating situations.)

Arthur Hammond

Siz's second and most recently adopted Father. In their first proper conversation Arthur decided to call Siz his son, while this initially confused Siz he decided to roll with it after a day or two (in turn calling him Dad 2.) As the ex-owner of the Vanilla Unicorn, he used to occasionally leverage his influence to help Siz when asked and has even fired and/or banned people when needed, especially if they messed with Siz, Erin or Vivi. After piecing together that Arthur's goals and intentions conflicted with his own (in addition to realizing his involvement in Bovice's incarceration) Siz reverted to only claiming one father figure, Yung Dab. As a result of this he now considers Arthur to be a difficult acquaintance with mild disillusions of how life works. Arthur is currently engaged to Erin which Siz finds disgusting as for a time Erin had also considered him to be a surrogate father.

Nino Chavez

Nino Chavez is the founder and CEO of Sahara International in addition to the killer of Siz's phone shtick, as he never hangs up first. As their interactions are fairly limited, Siz's relationship to Nino is business-oriented. To this end, Nino either: purchases cocaine off of Siz for personal consumption or gives out "quests" for various items for Siz to hand into him (which Siz was initially able to complete the moment they were issued, as he had happened to have a large stockpile of the requested items at the time.) Because of this, Nino is responsible for a significant percentage of Siz's wealth, since Siz completed a large amount of these "quests" with their large cash rewards (often in excess of $100,000.)

Allen Widemann

Much Like Nino Chavez, Allen is one of Siz's business partners. He owns Premium Deluxe Motorsport and manages Clucking Bell Farms where Siz was initially hired by Allen to work at. They grew closer over their occasional business discussions and continual gag of accusing the other of 'ducking' them (it was rare for the two of them to meet one another as whenever Siz tried to arrange a meeting Allen had been either: preoccupied or not in the city.) Allen has also personally funded many of Siz's endeavors, such as purchasing the materials Siz needed to rob the vault for a time and expressing a willingness to buy a sailboat for one of Siz's heist ideas. Allen is considered a sponsor for the HOA as he has bought a Declasse Granger for HOA patrols and currently employs them as repossessors for Premium Deluxe Motorsport. Furthermore, Allen had purchased Yung Dab's Lamborghini before his imprisonment and had promised Siz he'd hold onto it until Siz thought the time was right for him to acquire it. This time came on 10/11/19 when Allen (contrary to the promise he made to Siz) put the car up for sale on Twitter for $250,000; to avoid the car being sold off to some stranger Siz got into contact with Allen and purchased the Lamborghini for $150,000 upfront with $20,000 payments every Friday until the agreed upon total of $250,000 was reached.

Matt Joe (Kray-Tor Skullfondler)

Siz was one of the first people to help Kray-Tor when he was new to the city, in exchange for the occasional shotgun and general criminal assistance he gives Siz any resources or gold watches he manages to acquire (as Kray-Tor has no other use for these materials.) They first met when Kray-Tor complimented Siz’s Brawler and they’ve been close friends ever since. Siz, Denzel, and Kray-Tor are the founding members of the HOA (which Kray-Tor often patrols for as a Senior Lieutenant), with Kray-Tor stating that he “finally has a purpose” after joining the HOA. Kray-Tor always calls Siz “SEEZ” and uses him as a sort of bank to hold his money (as his own bank account is greatly in debt and he'd rather ignore said debt than spend any money to pay it off.)

Evita “Mother” Nimm

One of the first people Siz met in the city, she was instrumental in connecting him with the people who shaped who he would become. She founded The Family after meeting Siz and Stevie for the first time (becoming his surrogate mother), expanding it to many other family members before her disappearance near the end of the summer of 2019. Eventually, Siz outgrew working just for The Family and began to strike out on his own, especially after the failed assassination of his then-girlfriend (Windsong.) Because of this, when Mother disappeared from city Siz took over as the leader of her children, directing them towards paths of self-sufficiency outside that of The Family, focusing the most on Vivi and Erin (the only other two "children" who still came to the city.)

Buck Colton

He was one of the few individuals who did not immediately recoil in disgust when first interacting with Siz and his mangled scar on his first day in the city, and as a result, they quickly developed a friendship. As one of the first individuals Siz met in the city, Buck was seen as a parental figure (with Siz calling him Uncle Buck) as he gave him critical instructions on how the city works during his first day on 4/13/19. Although their interactions were usually short (due to their differing social circles), both of them usually had positive interactions and quickly developed a rapport of sorts. However, this positive relationship was temporarily soured on 9/19/19 over a dispute between Buck and the HOA that Siz led, as Buck had refused to pay the standard ten dollar fee, racked up 20 more dollars in HOA tickets, carjacked an HOA member's vehicle, and then kidnapped and killed the HOA's number one fan. This led to Buck disowning Siz the same day over his disagreements over the HOA. However, in the days since that incident, Buck had begun to show some remorse for his actions and eventually fully apologized for his behavior a week later, readopting Siz as his nephew. Buck became a member of the HOA a couple of weeks afterwards.

Juan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez

One of the few people that know of Siz's position in the Vagos, Flippy works with Siz as one of his common criminal accomplices (mainly robbing banks together.) They first met when Siz saved Flippy’s life when he was involved in a drive-by (Siz thought he was Bones, another Vagos member who also knows about Siz's ties), Siz ended up being arrested with the gun he took off of Flippy (Flippy let him take the gun so so he wouldn't be caught with it if he was frisked at the hospital by the police.) After recovering at the hospital, he ran down to MRPD where Siz was being processed and shouted for the officers to release him, stating that he had saved his life. In return for taking the fall for possession of his gun and saving his life, Flippy made himself available for any future work he could assist with. This commonly took the form of Fleeca bank heists, but he also assisted in the kidnapping and murder of Castor Troy, delivering him to Siz for retribution over his traitorous actions. Flippy also helped Siz get revenge on Luigi Bezos by tipping him off about what car Luigi was driving at the time (a small orange car as he described it.) He has recently become a new Cadet in the HOA.

Matthew Payne

Founder and owner of Payne Real Estate, Payne is another one of Siz's business partners, particularly with regards to the HOA. Payne employs the HOA as security for the houses in Vinewood Hills and Mirror Park as well as movers to clear foreclosed houses. He has also sponsored the HOA Headquarters in Vinewood Hills. Payne is looking to employ the HOA for home security and Siz specifically to act as an ambassador of Payne Real Estate to deal with the Southside gangs.

Jerry Callow

When he's not a punching bag for the city and being accused of being a Predator, Jerry is Siz's and the HOA's defense attorney. Jerry acts as an adviser for Siz and is responsible for the legalities of the HOA. Jerry maintains the lease contract of the HOA Headquarters between Payne and the HOA. Jerry has defended the HOA in court against a case by cadet Lauren Forcer but ultimately loss. Additionally, Every time Siz goes to lock pick one of Jerry's cars he always takes the weapons inside the cars.

Chang Gang

Siz maintains ties with Chang Gang especially with Ramee El-Rahman and Randy Bullet. Siz occasionally gets invited or helps out via resources/information for their elaborate heists. Siz and Randy went on an adventure dressed as art dealers to sell the Starry Night to further Randy's goal of reaching $1,000,000 before Chang and they eventually sold it for $125,000 to Raja Bahadur. Ramee, Randy and Flippy asked Siz to be a fourth person to help them solve the power plant thermite placements after Pablo went to sleep. Siz told all three something they didn't know before which was that a fire extinguisher can easily stop them being burned, all of them got downed except for Ramee.

Curtis Swoleroid

Curtis and Siz are usually known among their friends as the Demon (Curtis) and the Demon‘s Shadow (Siz.) Siz says that when doing a big job using heavy guns that he is more confident and prepared whenever Curtis is around the city as Curtis is the best guide for Siz as he plans his attacks and leads the way, which Siz knows he needs in a big job. Curtis has noticed that one of Siz’s strong points is that he’s a quick learner and he knows that Siz is the best man for him to teach and have his back in dangerous situations as Siz listens to his plans and executes them to a tee.

Raja Bahadur

Raja and Siz are known as business partners who both have mutual respect for each other. Currently they are both aware that they are the only coke distributors in the city. Raja and Siz also have an agreement where Siz and the HOA provide decryptors to Raja for him to sell them to prospective house robbers who he sends to Vinewood for the HOA to apprehend (where they retrieve the decryptors and give them back to Raja to resell and continue the cycle.) Raja has said that him and Siz have the potential to run the city together and future plans may be in order. Raja gave every member of the HOA a 20% discount at QuickFix and 50% off repairs on the HOA Brawler. They first started talking more when Tsury (who was an employee of Quick Fix at the time) had problems with the HOA and some personal beef with Siz. Overtime Raja was upset with how Tsury was handling his vendetta against Siz and the HOA, which led to Raja firing Tsury until he made it clear that his vendetta was over. Raja helped Siz when the case for the kidnapping and execution of Tsury happened and introduced Siz to Adrienne who was taking the case with Summer (who was already working on the case.) Both being in equally influential positions within the city's criminal underworld, Raja occasionally gives Siz advice from time to time. Siz also took and listened to Raja’s word in a meeting when Erin was angry at Raja for believing his actions resulted in Arthur being ‘ratted’ out to Raven and when Arthur had to kidnap Bovice. Due to also having to deal with egotistical criminals on a regular, Siz was able to understand Raja’s POV and believed his side of events. Even though Siz has heard mixed reactions about Raja he believes that the two of them have a mutual understanding for one another and are on good terms.

Criminal Record

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Status of Drivers License: 3 points (Valid)

Warrant Status: N/A

  • Accessory to Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x1
  • Accessory to Robbery x3
  • Assault x1
  • Assault with Deadly Firearm x2
  • Assault with Deadly Weapon x7
  • Attempted Manslaughter x1
  • Attempted Murder x3
  • Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x1
  • Battery x1
  • Brandishing non Firearm x1
  • Burglary x2
  • Criminal Possession of Government-Issued Baton x1
  • Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x29
  • Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 2] x14
  • Criminal Possession of a Taser x27
  • Criminal Use of a Firearm x6
  • Disobeying a Peace Officer x1
  • Disorderly Conduct x1
  • Driving On The Wrong Side of The Road x2
  • Driving on a Suspended/Revoked License x4
  • Evading x8
  • Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x3
  • Felony Hit and Run x1
  • Felony Possession of Crack Cocaine x1
  • Felony Possession of Marijuana x1
  • Felony Trespassing x1
  • First Degree Speeding x2
  • Gang Related Shooting x1
  • Joyriding x9
  • Kidnapping x7
  • Misdemeanor Possession of Controlled Dangerous "OXY" x5
  • Misdemeanor Possession of Crack x8
  • Negligent Driving x1
  • Obstruction of Justice x2
  • Possession of Drug Paraphernalia x1
  • Possession of a Stolen Identification x1
  • Receiving Stolen Property in the Third Degree x2
  • Reckless Driving x4
  • Reckless Evading x26
  • Resisting Arrest x17
  • Robbery x16
  • Tampering With a Vehicle x1
  • Unlawful Imprisonment x1
  • Vandalism of Government Property x1

Dice Rolls

''1/2 - Good karma, 2/2 - Bad karma''
Windsong 1/2 https://www.twitch.tv/charlieblossom
Boe Jangles at Pillbox 2/2 https://www.twitch.tv/blue622
Mother 1/2 https://www.twitch.tv/kiwo
A local outside meat factory 2/2
Charles Johnson 1/2 https://www.twitch.tv/summit1g
Melbert Rickenbacker(x2) 2/2 https://www.twitch.tv/spaceboy
Local DJ 2/2
Some deer by a river 2/2
Ravi the scammer 2/2 https://www.twitch.tv/80bsaget
Maximillion's car 2/2
Alabaster Slim (Pimp) 1/2 https://www.twitch.tv/kyle
Jayne Smyth 2/2
‘Inponding’ a vehicle 1/2

Episode List

This is a list of all episodes and major happenings for each one, this will help people catch up and know which episode where important details happen.

Links to the VOD are the blue numbers below the stream title

# Title/ VOD Stories

Siz Fulker 1

(April 19)


Bogg introduces Siz to the city

Siz meets Stevie

Siz's face gets berated by multiple people

Siz is adopted by Mother

Siz's delivery Job

The FaceBook Tour Ft. Stevie, Mother

"Zombie" Siz meets Windsong

The Sexorcism, Bag Head Siz

Siz meets Buck

The Truck Driving

Buck sees the true Siz

Siz's Therapy

Dab's 5$ Tip, Snow Mission and Gun

Dab teaches Siz about life and women in his Lambo

The Roll: Dab vs Mother

Skating Park fight Ft. Stevie, Mother, Ziggy, Bobby

2 Siz Fulker 2-3

(April 21)


Mother calls them, The Family, the League of Villains

Mother's 'Hot' Secret Lair

Mother's 'Meaty' Secret Lair

Stevie's Bald

Windsong's Taxi Services

Buck and the Weed Party, Ft. Mel.

Mel Tazer vs Siz's Machete

Buck, Siz vs Bouncer

The Casino Blackjack and the Koreans Ft. Dab, Gomer, Buck, Mother

Siz meets Family Sister Vivi

Judd's Winery Job Interview Ft. Cops

Siz's Doppelganger James

Buck's Brother Gomer

Siz sports car test drive

Siz's first Car


Sidestory / Siz vs The Internet

(April 25)


Siz Happy Nice Canada Adventures

The Strip Club visit

Siz steals friendly canadian Car

Siz meets Kelly

Rumors of the Dark Web

4 Siz Until Internet goes away

(April 28)


The Strip Club Stabbing Incident

Siz vs the World

Kevin Shaw Attorney at Law!

Kevin protects Siz

Bug Man Siz Hides from the world

The Longest Kidnapping

The Rejuvination Suit

The Vagos Leader, Speedy

5 Fingers Crossed

(April 30)


Rejuvinaton Suit Siz

Windsong Nature adventure Ft. Deer

Siz's First Boner, the Orgy talk

Siz reveals 'real' age to Windsong

The Doctor who saved me

Healed Siz

Attack a Taco vs Windsong and Siz 1

Attack a Taco vs Windsong and Siz 2

Siz burns, Crazy Local woman vs Heidi

Siz's Sadness Jump

6 Waiting Room 1-2

(May 3)



Kevin calls Siz in front


Family vs Windsong

The Parking Lot Incident Jump

The Scar is Back

Stopped by Snow

7 Sizzle Down

(May 4)


Siz sees and tests the Brawler, Dab Approved

Buck Tutorial NPC; Robbing, Jobs, Recycle Centre, and more

Siz learns to rob houses

Siz vs Raja. The OxySwallow. Ft. Cops

Jacob's Meeting

The Broken Tail light

Jacob's Shotgun, the Weapon Business House Project

Speedy's Weed Business

8 Its a jamboree

(May 8)


Maxi meets the Family, and Siz

Siz learns advanced lockpicks

Siz Jewelry Store attempt

It was the Penguin Mask!

Siz's Jail Time

9 Siz gets Risky

(May 10)

1 | 2

The One man Band

Speedy's Big Time Weed Business

Dab's Shotgun

Edna's Ultimate Flawless Bank Heist Ft. Millenials

Kevin warns Siz don't do the mission

The Mission Ft. Stevie, Windsong

Kevin sees Siz did the mission anyway

10 This is Siz Ok

(May 11)

1 | 2

Siz's first time in the fight tournament

Champion Gomer

Vulture Siz fails Jewelry store with Dab's Shotgun

Dab teaches Siz how Heists Work

Dab, Siz Duo Paleto, Gomer's Blockade

Dab Plans the Explosive Bus Tour

Siz wants in Dab's Inner Circle

Dab's chose Siz as the Bus Driver

Stevie vs Dab on Siz's Path

Domestic Abuse caught on Camera

Siz plans the Bus Tour

Speedy's Forest Home

Siz becomes Speedy's Green Pusher/ Gardener

Speedy Teaches How Weed Grows

11 Siz Secret Stream

(May 12)


Mother teaches the Decryptors/ USBs

Mother and Siz finds a home for Jacob's Plan

Siz's new Home

New Home Celebration Ft. Dab, Buck, Mother

Dab's Limo

Siz introduces Bus Plan to Family Ft. Stevie, Dab, Mother

Mother Joyrides Dab's Limo

The Scuffening Ft. Buck, Mother, Stevie, Amara

Vagos Siz vs Jacob Dream Match

12 Sizzle me softly

(May 14)


The Underwater Tour Adventure Ft. Mother, Buck

Buck fixes Siz's jellyfish sting

Siz's tractor Ft. Mother

Buck teaches Siz the choplist

Siz gets fired from the winery

Siz vs Buck's Windshield and a Pole

Siz's new holy calling

Siz vs Speed, Round 2 Ft. Buck

Siz invites Windsong to his home

The Prison Break Aftermath

Siz's Convenience Store Heists Ft. Windsong

13 Sizzle my biscuits

(May 15)


"TJ's" World

Bugstars! Ft. Siz Paul and Not Bovice

Bovice World Assassination Ft. Siz

Dab, Saab, Siz Heist

Saab learns about Dab's Step son Siz

Siz Asks Hostaged Clown about Windsong

Saab, Dab, Siz VG Math Problem

Windsong's Failed Assassination

Alpha Siz angry at Mother

Speedy's Back Up, Vagos Siz

Speedy Warns The Family to not mess with Vagos

Deep voice Siz making up a "Confrontation with Jacob" scenario

Siz lets Ziggy know he might die, spills Family Ties

The Meetup with The Family, Clap those Cheeks

Siz opens up his problem about the Family

14 Mario Maker 2 Reaction

(May 16)


Siz sells weed with Ellie

The Windsong Breakup, Sexist Siz Stuck sheep

Saab's number

15 Siz in a situation

(May 18)


Mother and Siz have a talk

Missing Ex Girlfriend

Siz in Hiding

Siz watches the Fighting Tournament from Afar

Siz explains to Speedy the situation

Situation: Bovice World, Family Problem, Windsong Missing

Siz explains to Kevin the situation

Kevin's mustache

Waterfall Situation Explanation Ft. Mother, Carter, Kevin

Siz explains to White Knight Saab, Ellie

The Sports Car Show Ft. Dab, Kevin, Buck

Dab explains the Bus Tour Plan

Siz meets new sister Erin

Grimy Motherfucker hits poor ol Tyrone

16 Siz drives a bus... hopefully

(May 19)


Bus Tour attempt stopped by storm

Siz attempts to be a firefighter

Speedy's being followed by a Puto, Siz

Speedy's Back Up, Vagos Siz

Speedy's plan to lockdown Recycling Centre

Speedy, the Smart Business Man, Reckless Gangbanger

Judge vs Vagos

Siz saves a Judge

Family Meeting: Mother, Stevie, Carter, Vivi, Erin

Siz vs Bus Driver

Siz meets Speedy's Cousin

Speedy argues with Greens, Carter

17 Rip Freefolk

(May 22)


The Explosive Bus Tour Ft. The Gnomes

DnD Player vs Machine Gun

Siz is now initiated within Dab's Circle, get Paid $$

Siz meets Zelda for the first time

Wingman Dab helps Siz know Zelda

Zelda agrees Date, gives Phone Number. No Handjobs

Dab says Zelda is Jacob's sister

Boat plan Heist, Dab, Chang, Uchiha

The BRAWLER is Born, Saab Dab Discount

Siz vs the Statue Man

18 Chill

(May 23)


Siz vs the Scammer Ravi Ft. Bodyguard

Siz and Zelda First Date

Date: Sunset, Pier Pictures, Parkouring Ft. Chicken Worm

The River Jump

Siz invites Zelda to his home

19 War. Total War

(May 24)

1 | 2

Small banks come into town

Brawler gets Buffed

Siz's Brawler vs Cops Plan

Gomer, Dab, Taco Siz Heist, Ft. Speedy Hostage

Someone Shot Siz's Bike, Ft. Speedy

Speedy's Big Money Gift to Siz

20 Brawler Status

(May 25)


The small banks open season

Siz vultures on bank robbers

Siz robs the statue scammer

Siz's Brawler vs Windsong's Sunflower

Siz vs Windsong CQC Match

Siz hits a rock, Nature - 1

Siz hits a tree, Nature - 2

Siz meets Dundee in prison

Siz, the lifeguard

21 Me and My Brawler

(May 26)


The last time Siz meets Dab

The last jewelry store heist

Zelda saves Siz in the last moment

"Lawyer Paul" fails to meet Dab

22 Siz Depression

(May 31)


Siz meets Anabelle, Whiteman

Siz remembers Dab in his Lamborghini

Gomer consoles Siz and becomes his new mentor

Gomer teaches the ways of the Pixerium

Siz and Zelda hangs out, eats garbage

Siz jumps off again vs Dias

23 Siz Starving

(June 1)


The Warrant Made on the Spot

Local Cops Shoot Siz on Prison

Tuna guy stuck on Prison

Zelda Official Date

Cops vs Siz in a Bulldozer

Step Dab: Load the Cocaine


(June 3)


One Canadian still pissed off at Siz

Copper vs Siz

Speedy's 2nd in Command Siz

25 Siz Drizzle Bop

(June 5)

1 | 2

Tug Boat on land

Siz tries lockpicking power stations

Testing out the Trophy Truck

The Chicken Job ft. Allen

Ziggy scoping out the Drug Dealing strip

BlackJack with Gomer

26 Siz Opens Can

(June 6)

1 | 2

Fighting Tournament, Buck Wins

Siz runs over a cop

Siz discovers he can rob his neighbors

Buck Mountain Adventure

Siz burns a car, wrote "Free Dab"

Gomer and Taco Mansion Robbery

Gomer and Taco Bank Heists

27 Siz Can Crime

(June 7)

1 | 2

Nobody wants to rob a bank with Siz

Zelda talks about the family

Siz's first time racing

Siz races Speedy, Jesus, Gomer, Dundee, Eddie

Speedy turns into a Speedy Bump

Siz meets Kevin again after a long time

Mother and Alabaster offers help on the strip club stabbing

Mother reveals her gun deal business

Mother introduces Siz and Mask

Dundee Sends It

28 E3 Day 1 EA

(June 9)

1 | 2

Siz turns himself in after a scuffed escape

Siz teaches step sister Erin the weed ways

The Terminal Abduction gone very wrong

Speedy's first small bank heists

Speedy's 6x6 vs Mount Chilliad

Siz's neighbor is Windsong and the Clown!

The Scuffilitis Spreads

29 Siz and his Garbage

(June 12)


Siz and the Goblin talks dark web uprising

"Zis" visits darkweb 4.0 and the crime leaderboards

Siz's bank robbery vlogs

Grandab helps Siz vlog bank robbery against Dias

Erin gifts Siz a tazer

Siz vs Dias and Bobby in the city and mountains

Tunershop, Leanbois vs Purple gang prewar, Erin tries to get purple gang info

Zelda, Siz and Erin find buyers for their weed bulks

Erin vs Zelda accidental stabbing

The Matrix Room with Zelda

Everyone's an Arms Dealer or Buyer

Upcoming gang war + Dark web leaderboards = Street Wars I

30 Siz & his Troubles

(June 13)

1 | 2

Siz vlogs Buck and Maxy Mersion's empty jewelry heist

Siz vs his weed bulk

Siz's 'controversial' escape

Burger Chang and Glady's

Siz vlogs hostaged bank heist with Buck and Saab

Siz and Saab vlogged heist, hostaged Ryan, Saab's thermite practice

Meet the Mersions

Saab, Freya and Siz in Home Invasion. Ft. Mersions

Saab 3, Cops 0

Chang vs Chris drama, Saab vs Purples, Siz x Uber Eats Pasta

Saab and Siz escapes death car

Mime interupts Saab and Siz's bank streak

Siz saves Saab. Siz, The Backup Bodyguard

Kraytor approves the Brawler

Zelda tries Siz's fruit punch soaked weed

A blind man, A hippie, and a clown walk in Siz and Zelda's neighborhood

Zelda joyrides the Brawler at Mount Chilliad, Lovers' Quarrel ensues

Glady's "hot" blind man mountain and beach adventure

Erin follows Siz's dramatic, kidnap-filled, murderous, gossipy family footsteps

Siz reveals his past with family, Erin reveals her past, and Annabelle's truth

Erin reveals there's a citywide powerful "no schizo zone" overseer gun dealer

Erin becomes what Siz could have been without loyal friends and Dab's clout

Siz and Zelda fistbumps Brawler Ownership Death Deal

Siz, Zelda and Erin decides to meet up the secret gun dealer, schizo free

31 Siz and his weeds

(June 14)


Brothers Buck and Gomer in a tuner shop

Goodbye Gnome Outfit, Beige Jacket, Hello Discount Sonic, Siz Whirlpool Outfits

Cranky Cops vs Siz Multiple Chase

Mia, Snake Buck and Siz Whirlpool Robs 2 Banks with Kelly as Hostage

Siz sees Windsong Criminal News Record

Siz vs his Weed bulk

Siz becomes Tuna Guy's boss

Siz's Slowest Smallest Smartest Cars vs Dias

Dab's Car in The Lawn Party Neighbors vs 911 Dias

Dias watching Siz the whole time

The Neighborhood Shooting

Siz vs Dias: The Epic Chase, Vlogged

Dias vlogs his 24/7 Dirt Championship win against Siz

Siz vs Dias: Shitlord Duel in the Big House

Siz vs Dias Extended

Erin and Siz Slips Up Big Time

Erin and Siz Quiet Talk

32 Siz and his FailRP

(June 15)


Siz's 4 Ant Sized Felony

Siz vs Valuable Goods
The Weed Selling Mystery
Detective Chang vs the Weed Selling Mystery, On the Case!
Tuna Guy Hostaged While Calling Siz
Siz Whirlpool and Tuna Guy Bank Heist Team Up, Ft. Zelda and Brawler
Successful First Timer and Old Timer
Tuna Guy's Friends, Siz's Neighbors
Denzel vs Corrupt Cops 9999 Months Backstory
Zelda, Gomer and Chang Scare and Rough up Tuna Guy
OOC Meta: Kray-tor thinks Siz is Yung Dab 2.0 Crimelord
Siz Secret Dealer Talk
Erin and Siz becomes Mother and Jacob's Original Ambition
Kraytor the Clown Hunter will soon visit Siz's Neighbors
"Not" Kraytor and Siz "SnatchLicker" vs Dias and Ziggy Ft. Hostage
King of the Mountain Championship. Brawler vs Dias Ft. Wet Mountain
Silhouette of a Cop Car on the Mountain
Zis Uploads Siz's Accomplishments
Siz "Just Woke up" and Calls Dias

33 Siz & Attempted Prison

(June 15)


Early Jail RP

Siz's Learns about Kevin and Dab in Father's Day

Gomer solves the Weed Mystery

Selling Green in Green Territory

Siz Whirlpool, Gomer, Saab, vs Heists, Runescape Mia. Ft. Scuff

Siz, Coco, Maxi Heist, Ft. Hostaged WindTunnel

Mersions vs Chang Backstory

Bank Money, Blackjack Money, Full House

Siz vs Weed Bulk, New Streets

Tuna Guy Wins Big in BlackJack

Big Tuna, Big Dreams

Cop Chase: Small Car, Big Jumps, Wet Siz

Siz lets Big Tuna under E.R.I.N's Wing

Assault SMG Loot Crate

Tuna's Loyalty vs Sizter Erin

Big Tuna vs Big Boss Snake

34 Siz & Guns or Something

(June 17)


Offstream: Siz "Slays" "Sam". Meet Jacob, Gomer, Slim

Dream Episode: Millionaire Siz To The GTAOnlineVerse

OOC: Burnt Tuna Cookie Jar

Dream Episode: Siz To The GTAOnlineVerse 2

Dream Episode: Saab, Siz, Shaggy PrisonBreak Attempt

Dream Episode: Snowy Siz, Brawler Chase, Siz vs Cops, Trophy Truck

Dream Episode: Siz vs Vince "Sham Wow Scam Now"

Zelda's Weed Daddy Siz

Big Bank Heist: Saab, Sonic Siz, Gomer, Mario Chang Leap of Faith

Rolex Filled, Valuable Goods Filled Kraytor wants Clown Blood

A Barbarian, A Spec Op, A Hilbilly and A Crimelord walks in a Motel

Kraytor Teaches Windsong's Mom a Lesson, Finds Clown

Dias vs John look like Siz Backstory

John's Life Prison Worthy New Mission, Trust No One

Siz, Raccoon Wednesday Mushkin, Kraytor Clean Double Heist, Last Boomstick Erin hits Boss, Erin Gets Fired Backstory. Gun Deal Update

35 A Guy Streaming

(June 19)


OOC: Tuna vs Curtis Ft. Raheem

Gun Dealer Siz Ft. Kevin, Buck

Fireman "Paul", Ellie and Mia Mersion "Fixes" a Bank

Wednesday, Siz bank Roberry, Cheaper Gun Deals

Chang Uchiha Springer: Saab vs Brenda. Cameraman Siz

Trial by Combat - Brenda:Uchiha vs Saab:Chang

Shame! Ft. Brenda's Weed Truck

Siz and Kraytor Heist and Back Up. Ft. Wife Knife

UberDrivorSiz: Mia met Dab, Ft. Wednesday

The Cursed Garage, Ft. Salty Canadians

Abdul meets Brawler, Ft. Cop, Denzel

Stripclub Stabbing Incident Revisited Ft. Denzel, Jordan

Free Crimelord, Caught Carjacker. Ft. AJ "BigDick" Hunter


Root Beer Fueled Stream

(June 20)


Gun Dealer Crimelord Siz, Ft. Speedy, Gomer, Saab

Kelly's Gas Magic Trick, Mel vs Bus

OOC: Zis Soloing Crime Leaderboards

Good Jordan Fixes Pawn Shop Ban

Saab Sex Tips Ft. Trunk Scraps

Saab & Classy Yung Bag Heists, meets a 'Fortnite Kid'

Spoilers, Saab and the Single Second Getaway

Saab, Streek Voice Siz Heist, Ft. Crack and Chips

Saab, Siz Whirlpool Heist, Ft. News Team

CARMAGEDDON! Ft. Saab, Chips, Clown, Parking God, Police Force

Siz and "Mildred's" Car Ft. Bad Jordan

37 Siz Hides

(June 21 / 22)

1 | 2

Saab, Tony, Curtis, Siz 'FruitRoll' Whirlpool, Big Heist

Gun Dealer Siz Connections

Leanbois Big Bank Heist vs Dias and Williams Ft. Hostage

Saab vs Thermite Fire

Time Out: Scuffilitis. Time In: Epic Chase

The Last Saab Premonition in Leanbois birthplace. Ft. Dr Choi

Dias vs Siz King of the Dirt Callout

Siz, Saab, Tony Fruit talk Dias vs Siz, Saab Shootout Save

Siz's River Boat Ride Ft. Zelda

Siz 10/10 Swan Dive Ft. Tony

Stalker Diaz arc

Siz Hides, Ft. Dias & Bobby Revelation

"Auto Pilot" Car and the Slowest Chase Ft. Bobby, Dias

"Peter Parker" gets caught by Diaz

Electronics Store RP. Family Meeting

Siz and Zelda Ends The Old Age City in Flames

ASMR Hearing and Voices Ft. Erin, Copper

Vodka Drunk Gomer Siz in a Cop Car Ft. Erin

Siz's Long Lost Sister, Martha Fulker, Short Lived

Drunk Gomer Martha, Siz, Eugene in a Cop Car

Siz vs Ziggy Cop Car Chase Ft. Motorcycle Cop

Lord of the Mountain Ziggy vs Water, Ft. Cop vs Land

Siz "Blows Up" 4 Cops, Cheats Death, Siz Takes their bike!

Siz vs Cops 3v1 Mountain Chase

Ziggy catches Siz, must drive all the way back for his ID

Siz, I've come to bargain

Siz wants to go to jail so bad, God says no and Spreads Scuffilitis

Siz dreams of jumping off

38 Siz & New Vagos

(June 24)


Bearvice World vs Computer

Bovice Team Heist Plan

Denzel Weednation Backstory

Potential Weedlord, Ft. Greg

Denzel's Dont Trust Anyone Idea Ft. Alan

"Siz is not just a criminal, he's something else"

Siz and Erin's Twin Color Cars

Siz and Erin's Weed Business Ft. Roof Parkouring

Lil B Job Ft. Store Robbery, Diaz

New Cop Truck Dias Vs Brawler Siz, King of the Dirt Championship

Siz is not King of the Water

Dias Reclaims King of the Dirt

But not if Siz forgets

39 Mario Maker 1 Finale

(June 25)

1 | 2

High Windsong, Low Troubles

A Local Broke Erin's Car, Not Siz, Ft. Forums

Erin News, Good, She's a Weapon Dealer. Bad, She Got Snapped

Gun Price Go Up, Siz Mental State Go Down

ErinTor Outfit, DabCoin Crypto, Married Slim

Siz vs Erin's Tazer before Scuffilities Security God Ban

Denzel and Saab Wild Hostage Backstory

Siz Gun Dealer Update, Ft. Gomer, Slim Cox

Siz "I Blew up 4 Cops with my Mind" Story Ft. Gomer

HangUp Games: Denzel, Gomer, Greggy, Speedy

Cousin Gazza and WeedPusher Greggy

Nerfed Guns, Cars, Money, Weed, Speedy

Speedy, Sonic Siz Heist, Ft. Hostage Shooter

Speedy's into American Gangster, Siz is into Grinch

Speedy Public Murderer Respect Backstory

"Fernando", Sonic Siz Whirlpool Heist, Ft. Bobby

Speedy, Siz, Brawler, Vs 4 Cops, Ft. Scuff City

Spidey Gomer Siz, Speedy, Ft. Nice Hostage, Medic

Spidey Siz Dies Hidden Uncle Dundee sees Siz Wiki

40 Sizonian Fulker

(July 13)


While Siz played at MarioCon, Dias trained the art of Ultra Instinct

Knock Knock Neighbor Otto, Otto's orgasm voice
Duke New Camera, Citywide Announcement Radio
First Radio Music, Last Dab Music
French Fry Williams
Siz Hides Ft. Windsong, Denzel
Lean Red & Vagos vs Green & Ballas Backstory
Siz Loads the Cocaine Dead Drop Ft. Denzel Drop
Denzel and Siz Epic Cool Totally Unawkward Drug Deal
Siz, Jacob, Twitter and a Sandwich
Siz vs Dias Traffic RP
Siz's Karaoke Bar "Bomb Planted" Ft. Everyone
Mel, Bev, Mia, Siz vs Dias, Bobby, Copper Chase
Erin Story: Sonya's War Stopped, Dundee's Biker Gang. White Bricks
Erin Story: Siz, Erin and Mother sold guns that could have killed Carter
Erin Story: Bovice World
TMZ Erin and Siz interviews a man catching up with Billy
Siz Hides Again. "Jay" wins Trial by Purple Combat
Siz Hides More. Cops catches The Convenience Store Dumpster Slumper
Gazza Story: Dundees vs Leanbois

41 Whatever floats my boat

(July 15)


Siz Loads the Cocaine

Allen sold Dab's Lambo to Buck

Uncle Buck says no to Drugs

World War I : Lean, Vagos, vs Purple, Green,

World War II : Prune, Slim, Gomer, vs Korean, Biker, Mersion, Dundee

Trucknado vs Siz Ft. Gladys, Buck

Siz "Dies" in a hospital, Ft. Riggs, Choi, Bovice

Bugstars World Ft. Mia, Bovice

Foot Spider Evidence on Paul Desnutsio's Foot Ft. Mia

Denzel walks in a Bad Situation, Ft. Ricky, Mia, Kermit

Bovice Bugstars Plan Up, Hostage Plan Down

Red Gang \_ean Bois Affiliate Denzel, Ft. Hard R

Hard R's Kidnap Hank Challenge. World Record!

Siz Rolls for Hank's Life, Head Explodes Ft. Edna

Hard R's Madison Mission Ft. Kray Tor, Wrong Target

Kraytor, Siz vs Jewelry Store Short Chase Ft. Reporter

Hard R Mission, Ft. Speedy, Kraytor, Madison, Mission Success

Dias playing in his Mountain Habitat

Erin x Ziggy Problem Backstory Ft. Slim, Hilda

Pixerium and Gun Businessman Speedy

Dias vs Kraytor Banter, Ft. Invisible Old Man, Speedy, Cousin

42 Bonafide Water Drinker

(July 16)

1 | 2

OOC: Dirt King Top 5: Dias, Siz, Ziggy, Riggs, Kraytor

War Update: Buck, Ricky, Chips Saved Denzel from Purple, Koreans

Buck, Gladys Car Accident, Gomer Cutie Pie Hug

Gladys News, Crimelord Siz Supplies Gang War, Picture Girl

War Update: Saab, Brenda Water Date, Ft, Vinny, Chang, Buck

New Pockets, Lost Plastic, New Guns

Siz Films Dead Picture Girl (Jane) Ft. Gladys, Norman

Evil Crimelord Siz to New Strangers, Ft. Chicken Worm

Siz hears Honest Truck Driver Nathan "manslaughtered" Jane Ft. Cop

Siz, Nathan, Visits Jane in the Morgue, Rolls for Twitter #Corpse

A Thousand Miles Chase Ft. Invisible Siz in the Heck Realm, Dias, Ripley

Ghost Siz Snaps Dias and Ripley into the heck realm

Siz Trades Stolen Hot Car for a Cop Car, Ft. Zelda, "Alakazam"

2nd Thousand Miles Cop Car Chase and River Chase Ft. Dias, Svenson

Siz in an Interrogation Room Tells Alakazam Cop Car Deal Ft. Dias

Dias says Ziggy and Erin were banging update

New City Gun Rules and Stores Ft. Erin

Siz Hides Again Ft. Dias

Dias and The Long Last Dab Walk, Siz Cop Killer Records

The Ultimate Decision: Trust Dias, give Gun Back Deal vs Raid  

The PD Gun Return Deal Ft. Dias, Erin

43 Bonifide Cop Killer

(July 17)


Saab Calls Siz for Prison Bus Break Backup Ft. Bogg, Kindle

The Z Team Banters and Plans their Bus Shootout

The Shootout Ft. Wild Local Drivers

The Prison Bus Rescue Mission Passed, Buddha, Ellie, Tony Saved

"Dab would be Proud" -Saab

Saab Gives Siz stolen pd guns, Siz drops it off Mother's

Erin has been awake since "yesterday"

Rasta Racer Roman Car Chop Update, Siz Dodges Tony Hostage Attempt

Siz plays the hangup game with Rasta

A wild Erin appears! Siz Car Crash

Vivi Update: Jacob Crush, Mia, Raccoon, Dark Web Affiliations

"Stevie's on a long vacation" -Vivi

Invisible Grimey Motherfucker's Brawler

Eastside Tyrone getting robbed and shot all the time Backstory

Siz ditches 'hot' clothes: Sonic, Baghead. Gets Orange Kenny Outfit

2nd Prison Bus Break Ft. Tyrone, Chang, Ramee. Save Tony Pt.2

Siz Saves Injured Sleeping Tyrone. The shootout aftermath

\_ean Prison Bois, "Chang is Disappointed, puts hit on Siz" -Hard R

Not enough cops for a Siz solo jail break

Rated R Superstar Wants Siz to become the Zodiac Killer

Wyatt lives in a Wyoming Void Ft. Ricky

\_ean Prison Breakout Boys: Tony, Denzel, Ricky, Siz. Save Chang, Ramee

The Truck Job, Hackerman Siz, The Lost Fuse Box, Siz Shot Down. Failed Prison Break Attempt

44 Bonifide Orange Boy

(July 18)


OOC: Buddha reminds Siz of Dab

OOC: Lucky Kraytor saved by Siz Jailbreak

Orange Vanilla Brawler is Born, Burpy Erin Phone Call

Family's Children Reunion: JailBreaker Siz, Murderer Vivi, Love Triangle Erin

Erin Backstory: Kiki, Chips, Bikers Dangers

"Uhm...I have another PD Gun" Siz to Erin

"Dias wants to fuck you Siz" -Erin

"I like that Jacob's weird" -Vivi

Outfit: Goodbye Rejuvination Suit, New Orange Rep Suit

Siz plays Mario Maker 2 on his Brawler, Siz is not a Jugalo

New Gold, In Yellow Territory. Brawler's not yellow, it's Orange

Leanbois Empty Small Bank Heist, Ft. Jugalo Girl, Burger Negotiation

Tony Drives Clean getaway, Siz plays Mario Maker, Tony Music Beats

LeanBois Empty Big Bank Heist Double Date Hostage, Siz Cosby, Speech Impediment

BrokeBois Saab Convenience Store Heist, Brenda Loans Saab $25000

Tony with LeanBois in their LeanCar Escape, Monopoly Talk

Siz tries the Smelter Watches for Gold Bars

Siz Hires Stabbing Victim, Hank Dogstaff

BoviceWorld vs ClownTown, Siz Darkwebs Clown's Info, Ft. Ghost Car

Siz and the Clown's Graceful Fall from Grace into Bovice World

Siz Throws up in Bovice Underworld

Vivi's Guns in the Stash house, Wants to meet Bovice

Siz Tries to Corrupt Nathan Once Again, Nathan Wants to become Cop vs Bovice

ChainRobbing banks after another after another after another Ft. Not Mike, Nathan

Short Family Reunion Ft. Stevie, Vivi

45 Siz is Orange

(July 20)


Siz sounds different Ft. Tony, Brenda

Thomas, Edna's InJustice League

Crackdealer Siz 1000$ Beggar Donation, Ft. Nino, Ramee

Lawyer Erin vs Siz on Coke Connect Buyer, Ft. Underwear Talk

Jacob Stashhouse, Erin Neighbor, Load the Cocaine Siblings

Hangup Games vs Nino Ft. Lawyer Erin Tricks, Ramee

Load the Cocaine, Ft. Nino, Ramee, Fartgirl Erin

Chop Shop Lean Boi Turf, Ft. Crack Nino, Ramee, Eddie, Erin

High Nino High Jump, "Millionaire" Saab's Trade, Ft. Esther

Siz buys Hospital Chocolates and Flowers

Saab's Car got Orange Festival Upgrade by Siz

Siz Chill plays Mario Maker 2 in Leanbois Serious Drama

LeanBig Drug Deal, Ft. HardR, Speedy, Otto

Siz reps Tang Gang, LeanVagos seperates Tuner, Gomer's Gang

7 Bricks, Nino, $150,000, Leanbois, Speedy, Siz Buyout

Siz Fulfils Dab's Message: Load the Cocaine, Santa Siz

Raincoat, Sandals Siz. Coke Siblings Talk Coke Deal, Cuffed PeErin

Erin, Vivi's list, doesn't want to hang out with her, Takles Siz

Load the Cocaine Brick by Freaking Brick, Laylowbois

Dab has taught Siz well to help his friends in need sacrificing himself

Newb Squad: Uber Robber Siz, NightRobber Hank, Hostage Dwayne, Late Esther

Botch Robbers, Kind Hostage Ft. Hank, Siz, Dwayne

Botch Bank Round 2, Pepegas. Siz Joyrides Landed It and Deer

46 Tang Gang

(July 22)


Siz Finds Scuffed Tony in an Alley

Ghost Siz, Empty City, Full Hospital, Gun Heist Fallout

Ghost Siz Ft. Buck, Gomer. Snaps Uchiha to the Heck Realm

Hangup Games vs Saab, Nino. Siz plays Brawler Mario Maker

Master Jebaiter Nino, talks PeanutButter Gang War

Nino's New Info Crack Market, Family Business, Cookie Jars

Dundee Calls, War Update, Pingas Update, Bank Update

Coke Dealer Brenda Update Out of the Loop. Ft. Dundee

Zis visits DarkWeb, Coke Deal Ft. Nino. Peg Talk

Family Talk Siz, Dab, Mother Relationship. Nino, Peg Talk

LeanBois Gun Heist Went Poof Backstory

Car Chop Experience, Work for Free Pix Ft. Siz, Saab.

Purple Funeral Mario Maker Ft. Brenda, James, Gladys, Saab

Siz pisses on a Grave, Water Broken Nintendo Switch

Random Helicopter Landing, Car Landing Ft. Saab, Denzel

Siz Watches Porn Parodies Backstory, Lean Chase Ft.Leanbois

Leanbois Small Bank Heist Ft. Saab, Denzel

Danny Siz and Yam Jerry Parkour Ft. Eddie, AJ, Jacob, Mother

Lawyer Erin, Siz Pays Her. Siz Apologies. Prison Recon

Denzel's Lawyer vs Siz's Lawyer Months off Prison Charges

EMS Chris is now a Lawyer vs Sister Erin Lawyer 

Hangup Games vs Jacob, Denzel Ft. Erin, Baby Shark

"Mob Boss" Allen calls for Brawler Payment Ft. Denzel

Siz Fu\_ker tells Tang Gang History, Lean, Vagos Alliliate

Siz asks Jacob about Vivi, Climbs a mountain with Brawler

Siz makes connections with Money, Knowledge is power

"Your Step Dab would be Proud" -Jacob to Yung Siz

Electronics Store Down, Jail Break Respect Up

Jacob Update: Leaderboards, DarkWeb, Nino, Store

Nino Chaveggs, Siz Avoids Brawler Fiery Death

Kraytor Teech 9 Gold Trade, Broken Brawler, Heavy Pistol

Dab's Apprentice, Jonathan Ryker JR. 911 Phone Number

Big Tuna, Little Tuna. Undercover JR PD Gun Plant Mission

Windsong asks about Missing Happy Clown via Tuna Ft. Jacob

JR vs Tuna PD Gun Mission, Crackhead Windsong

Scuffed Small Bank Heist Jr, Kraytor, FireFighter Hostage

Cop Shoots down Squad, Kraytor Dead, Hugger JR, Siz Escapes

Lawyer Erin on Case, Spinal Siz, Ft. Lucy EMS, Kraytor

"Why'd you fuck my sister?" -Siz to Ziggy about Erin

Alpha Ziggy, Husband, Brother in Law, Sister Fucker

Siz Sends Erin, Ziggy

47 Dang Tang Gang The Sequel

(July 23)


Leanbois Chewed Out JR, wants their respect

Siz is Yung Dab to JR, Gets Snapped
Hangup Games vs Denzel Ft. Ellie
Crack Dealer Siz thrown in Trash by Denzel Ft. Chips, Ellie
Leanbois Ft. Siz Controls the Drug Game Ft. Chips
Cop hits Hard R
Siz Changes the Hangup Games Ft. Hank, Denzel
Small Bank Hei--Scuffilitis Ft. Hank, New Timer
Scuffed Bank Heist Round 2 Ft. Hank, Phone Girl, Fuck Off'd Angel
Popped Tire Chase Ft. Sheperd, Spike Strips, Hank, Local Car
Jewel Store Heist Ft. Gomer, Otto, Mike, Zelda
Mike and Nathan Story comes full circle
Back to Mother's Hot Secret Base from Siz's First week
Suit and Sandals are for Portlanders - Mike
Top Organization Heists Ft. Otto, Mike, Gomer, Frankie
Zelda updates, Prisons, Guns, Family, War, Gold, Dias, Cops, Allen
Siz Smelts the gold, Mike, Otto, Siz Crackdealer Ft. Hank
Nathan and his Really Illegal Oxy Runs, Wants Bovice Reward
Lawyer Erin Defends Speedy, Catkiller Tuna
Parking God vs Otto's Group Ft. Tuna
Parking God Tazer Bet vs Mike
Copper's Trivia Questions Ft. Mike, Female Siz
Mike's Dice Rolls Ft. Nathan, "Steven"
Jewelry Store Heist Scuff Ft. Mike, Copper, Bobby
"Donovan's McNabee's" ID Conundrum Ft. Copper, Mike, Bobby
Siz vs Batons Ft. Soze, Copper, Bobby, Ziggy
Prison Breaker Siz Gets Stuck in the Jail Vents Ft. Copper
Siz "Escapes" Jail and Head Explodes

48 Orange Money Orange

(July 24)


OOC: Ziggy, Dias Joyrides the Brawler

Nino's Big Money Deals, Bricks, VG, Gold, Watches

OOC: Dab: Half a Brain. Siz, Half a Face

Siz Meets GrandDab Eugene, Mike Calls from the Past Heist

Jewelry Store Heist, Ft. Buck, "Donovan Mcnabby"

Siz 'Cries' for his Grandma before going to jail Ft. AJ

Siz and Nino Couldn't connect the right Codename in phone

Mike gets in another Car Crash

Siz Gets Payday Outfit, Gets Joyridden Brawler Tuned Ft. Mike

Nino Businessman Big W Transaction

Jewelry Store Heist Shootout Ft. ICU Mike, Black Brawler, Peter

Shootout Aftermath, Mike Shot First, Negotiation Lie Ft. Angel, AJ

Lawyer Erin On the Case, Van Transport Ft. Svenson, AJ, Wally

Siz Plays Mario Maker on Jail

Hunted Erin Detective Case

Jewelry Store Vulture Ft. Kraytor, Seex Gold Bar

Lawyer Erin, JewelStore Pro Kraytor, Badluck Siz Lays Low

Erin Pees in a Bottle

Siz wants Gold all Day, gets Golden Shower Instead

Kraytor Pays Gomer With Gold and No Dollars

Kraytor Gold Trade with Siz, Apprentice Betrayal Backstory

49 Gold or Something Nice

(July 25)


Speedy's Business Deals: Guns, Coke, Cash, RepoMan

Speedy: Leanbois x Vagos was too strong for big war
Leanbois, Ellie x Speedy Ft. Siz. Gun Show
All Out Gang Meeting
Prune Gang, Tang Gang, Vagos, Chang Gang, Leanbois and More!
Great Los Santos War 2 Is Coming -Red Masked Man
Gang Wars should have no Team Ups -Red Masked Man
Everybody Disappointed in the Meeting
Speedy's Gun Deal, Pocket Fixer Speedy
Make Me Proud - Speedy as he gives Siz 8 Class 2's for Free
Siz Quick Jewelry Store with Kraytor's Style
Jacob Robs a Guy, Stevie Cameo, Vivi Updates
Black Wearing Family Time Home Moving: Vivi, Erin, Siz, Stevie
Erin Dyed Hair Brown to hide, We're all Pink Talk, Porn Talk
Siz Quick Jewelry Store with Kraytor's Style Round 2 Ft. Payday
Family Home Finding, Jacob's New VPN System, Gold, Vivi Update
Otto Update, Gold Jewelry Stores, Mike ICU, Gold Rush
"Dutch" Greedy Jewelry Store Shootout Fail Round 3 Ft. Greed
That Famous Guy from that Thing is unmasked by Sheperd
Sheperd: 1 Gold Watch Win, Pocket Money, BadShot Siz, IceCream
Good Guy Assistant Assistant Assistant Colt Sheperd Hates Ripley
180 to 50 Months Deal, Prison Chips, HangUp Games Mk 2 vs Saab
LoanBoi Saab needs $20000, Saab meets Otto in a Bank with Siz
Saab Business Deal, Head Explodes, Car got kicked, Siz Hides
Siz Quick Jewelry Store with Kraytor's Style Round 4
Nathan Sends Siz Redemption Quotes
Jewelry Store Heist Ft. Keanu Jesus, Nathan, Bobby, Copper
Jesus take the Wheel Ft. Scuff Gomer Siz, Perkins
Jacob, Saab, Boe calls about Dee, Clown, Aztec looking for Siz
LoanBoi Saab needs more money, Sends Pix to wrong guy
Clown Message, PDM fires Saab, Jugallo licks Jacob, wants blood
Jose Aztec vs Saab, Gomer Siz Hostage Save, Wants Clown Hunt Out
Castor Tuna Must have Snitched on Siz, Clown Call Threat, Nathan
Saab Evades Cops, Bobby Valued his Life, Saab Head Explodes
Saab Road Rage Shootout, Naps inside Siz home, Clown Call
Clean Jewelry Heist Ft. Chang, Garret, Saab. LoanBoi Saab Watches
Saab buries his iconic yellow sunglasses
Nathan's Bad Day: Kidnapped, Clowns, Jesus, Cops Problem
JR has a split personality - Saab, Siz Pretend Robs Saab
OOC: Dee licks Jacob in front of Vivi

50 Tangerine Man

(July 26)


Dias' Brawler, Tazes Siz to call it Even from Past Shootout

Saab's Cheating RP Ft. Siz, Brenda
BlackJack Ft. Tim Ree, Mel, and more
Erin out of the Vivi Stash House, Buys own House
Siz and Erin talks things coming out in and out
Saab calls, gets "Cut" in an injury Ft. Brenda
Dark Web x Tang Gang Ft. Jacob, Zelda, Bulldozer
Jacob vs Zelda, New Silencer, Auction, Attachment, Zelda's HOA
$400K Denzel, Knuckle Penis Siz, 615 radio scuff gomer
Dab Radio, PDM Silencer Shots, Drove over Follower
LeanBois Clean Jewelry Heist
LeanBois Car Accident Hoi, Combat Log Hostage Ho
LeanHois Hoi Hostage Windsong Scuff Hoi Not Enough Cop
Free Passage Once again -Cop vs Hoi Bois
Denzel's 100 kid, Bionic Cock, Sports Grandad Bobby Brown
Denzel and Bobby Brown Family RP Ft. Siz's Switch Games
Denzel's Grandpa Takes Switch then Disappeared
DarkWeb Info: Auction, Jailbreak, Silencers
Can't do the Time, Don't Do the Crime Ft. Svenson, Stevie
-No Criminals, Cops have No Life -Svenson
Kraytor knows about Erin's pee on Siz
Stevie Time and Siz Head Explodes... Oh
Jewelry Store Heist with Kraytor Stolen Buggy
Jewelry Store Heist with Kraytor Stolen Buggy Rnd 2 Ft. Cop
EEEEYYYY Gomer, Kraytor Mountain MO, Old Grandpa Siz
Kraytor, Siz Winner POV Dance on Mountain View, Needs Money
Siz watches Cop Arrests, Ft. Bobby, Perkins, Baas
Kraytor Golden Trade, Golden Brawler, Kraytor Gomer Impression
Kraytor Watches old Blockbuster Movies, Kraytor x Brawler
EEEYYY Gomer Update: Gold, Free Fix, Chang Job
EEEYYY Gomer, Scuff Gomer Heist Ft. Bobby. Copper, Snow, Chips
Scuff Gomer gets Scuffed, Real Gomer wants Fair Chase
EEEYYY Big Gold Win for Kraytor, Gomer, Si

51 Orange Scented Stream

(July 27)


Neighbor Dias Meeting Update: Bovice, Swat Gear

Brokebois Leanstreet Friend Ft. Buddha, Ellie, Curtis, Saab

Siz vs Infected scuff Bus Ft. Snow, Ellie

Green Lean Street Ft. Ellie, Speedy Weed House Stash Guns

Siz Talks Silencer, Double Scuff Ellie, LeanHois Jewel Hoist

LeanHois Empty Big Heist Ft. Saab, Ellie, Car Door. Evicted

Talk about Something while Cops Watch, Ellie learns Fleeca

1/20 ScuffHois "Driver Saab" Crash Ft. Cole, Eyyyrin

Best Driver Saab, Smoker Arthur, Siz Ft. Dias and the Radio

PD. Perkins, Siz Teleports, Snapped Erin, Dias Love, Fired Saab

Kraytor Heist Style Problem, Green's Back Denzel, Informant JR

Fleeca Heist Hank, Siz, Hostage, vs Perkins, Scuff Barriers

52 Tang Me

(July 29)


Siz Back to Green Selling, Siz Ignores RP

Siz and a Dog, Siz meets Gazza and Best Driver Ryan

Scuff Gomer, Avril lover Ryan, Snapped Gazza Scuff Heist

Siz, Ryan Card Refund with Dias, Chase Begins, Ft. Ryan

"Best Drivers" Ryan vs Baas, Siz Jumps off, Ft. Flip Flops

Nino VG Hunt Smelting Watches, FT. Eugene

Vagos Arturo "Bones", Siz loses Big Green Ft. Arturo

Arturo don't need chump change for hire Yung Scab

Bodyguard Arturo TP off to Jail, then off to world

Nino Gold Trade, Porno Shoot Ft. Nino, Eugene, Dias, Mike

Scuff Dias and Siz on roof, Nino car with gold impounded

Siz tries to corrupt Nathan again, Ft. Gun, 6 Watches

Siz Litters Weed. "Brenda's Weeds" gets Flowers, Dojo Choi

Mike back from ICU, met Dab at security Prison

Mike vs Svenson Vendetta, No Strips, Free Passage Lie

Bike training Montage Ft. Arturo. Fast Horns Jump Orale

Nathan's Exciting Truck Job Offer Tries to UnCorrupt Siz

Mel Shootout Fallout, Mike Hires a Driver

The Driver Charles Johnson Ft. Vinny, Mike, Nathan

Siz Scuffs, Mike Stalls by teaching Nathan Golf

Charles Old Driver x Charles Baby Driver, Nathan, Scuff

8/20 Chance Scuff, Local Beat Up, Crack Accident, No Card

Small Bank Heist Ft. Mike, CJ, Hostage Nathan, vs AJ, Dias

Bloodhound vs Charles Chase, Siz Teleports in Prison Again

Siz tries to lower the Charge, Ft. Dias, AJ, Archer

Left Out Nathan asks about Siz's Life, Mike's Golf Caddy

Loan Weed Shark Siz, Saab New Home, Ft. Payne, Brenda

Saab's New Home Haggle, Siz misses Kraytours

Siz ERP with Brenda Test Seduction, Siz likes money ERP

Siz Wants 10% of LeanBois, BBC, Saab. Eddie's Race

Payne's Car vs Allen's Car, Eddie's Race, Jordan, Saab

Crash and Burn, Ft. Allen's Repo vs Ziggy Ft. Kraytor

Ziggy Mountain Chase Ft. Allen, Soze, Mariachis

Siz Escapes Prison Ft. Ziggy "Didn't Work Out Didn't it"

53 Tuesday Stream Best Stream

(July 30)


Siz Loan Shark Phone Sex with Saab Ft. Brenda

Loan Shark Siz Ft. Allen

Weed Fairy Siz Ft. Brenda, Brenda's Office

Siz Jumps off a Building Ft. Brenda, EMS Salutes

Coke Dealer Siz and Chips' 100$ Bills Ft. Freya

Gold Heist Update Ft. Saab, JR, Tommy

Saab needs money for Chips From Sugar Daddy Siz

Back to Weed Business Ft. Weed Mike, Saab

Uncle Al Saab Allowance for Chips

Saab Pays off Siz Debt via VGs, Courthouse Bathroom

Short Jewel Heist Ft. Saab, Adam Deal, Tuner Shop

Back to Weed Business Pt 2 Ft. Weed Mike, Denzel

Pre Tazer Tag: Gemini, Duel vs Brenda, Beggar Siz

Saab vs Gemini's Hatchet, Bobby, Gemini's Lockpick

Gladys, Norman R6 Tazer Tag 4v4: Siz, Judges, Saab

Tazer Tang Gang Ft Chang Gang (1-1), Saab KO's Siz

Blind Guy Jason, Saab can milk Siz Exploded Head

Siz witnesses a Raid Ft. Dias

Empty Heist Ft. Charles J, Gemini, Jason

Early Chang Gets the Gold, Scuff Heist, Weed Fairy

Siz Convenience Store wants FlashBang Ft. Dias, Soze

Siz survives a headshot from Soze, Brain Damage Arc

Siz Escapes Prison Again, "Gets Banned"

54 Tang is the Way

(July 31)

1 | 2

Ellie rolls 19/20 for Heists, LB had Group Therapy

LeanStreet Update: Ricky, Speedy, Buddha, Curtis

Speedy: Years in Jail, Gun Deals, Banks have Jackpot

Scuffbois Convoy, Buddha vs Car Fire, Shitlord Shootout

Green Selling, Ft. Shooter Local, Koreans, Saab's Home

ScuffHois Ft. Saab, Tony, Tori's First, 19/20 Heist

ScuffHois Rnd 2, Ft. Scraps, Sad Hostage, Dibs on Bank

Pixerium Cash In Ft. Saab Tommy Gun, Siz Shotgun

Saab Tommy Gun Test. ERP Saab. Ricky Denzel Taxers

Lean Street Taxes on "Siz's Canadian Strip Club Hunter"

LeanStreet Gang Local Shootout, Ricky ICU'd

Siz Sends Guns to Pier, Underwater Fight vs Archer

Wrong Man Wrong Crow Mask Ft. Angel, Dias, Archer

"Flashbang Me" -Siz, Siz dances in Jail Time Ft. Archer

Siz tries to rob Copper, Neighbor Happy Update

Kraytor calls in loud storm, Phone ERP with Kraytor

Kraytor Jewel Robbing Style Update, Kraytor to Matt Joe

Saab Gun Trade Ft. Brenda, Charles Race Cuck by Saab

Vagos vs Aztecs Ft. Braab, Siz Clucks in Green Radio

Neighbor Dias' Decorator, Weed Fairy Siz, Weed Waster Dias

Bigger Neighborhood Ft. Dias, Windsong, Clown, Herbert

Cop Hostage Dias w/ Charles, Ft. Bobby, Brawler Ziggy

2nd Bank Ft. Jose, CJ Crashed, Ft. Saab Clutch Save

55 Jail RP? Tang Boy

(August 1)


Siz No Warrants the Maskless Cop Kidnapping Bank Hiest

Erin: Houses, Speedy, JailBreak, Streamers
Siz, Erins talks: UberHaxorNova, Eviction, CowChop
Dias 1000$ Radio, Dias Knocks, Stealing Battle
Siz finally gets FlashBanged Ft. Dias, Gameboy
Burger Buying Ft. Dias, Dias Crashes, Ft. Baas
Baas $50,000 FlashBang Deal, Buddha Updates JialBreak
Siz wants to build Flashbang Tolerance
Erin "K", Siz learns GTA, Windsong $3000 Giveaway
Windsong Update: Clown is Vagos, Neighbor Kickout
Back to $200k, Allen gives $500, Blue Brawler
Siz and a Panto, Buck loses Dab's Lambo
Buck Talks MitchCon, Siz Crashes into Chang Gang
Windsong Tazer, Windsong 6 WeedHouses, Jason's Home
Julio's Panto/ Fistbump, Clowns vs Weedsong, Siz not Sexist
Windsong Wants Back In, Is in Clown Hunt, Tony's Gold
Tony and Tory remembers Siz's Trivia Bus
FireFighter Siz, Chips in Tony's Lambo, Dab's Lambo
Arthur's Big Job "Needs more Money", Allen's Lambo
Siz Meets 'Army' Brother Diz, Fireman Siz, "Bye Siz"
Diz shoots Siz, Fulkers in Lambos, Martha Fulker's Back
Meet the Fulkers: Martha, Diz. Big Brother Siz. Ft. Chips
Threeway Call Ft. Saab, Chips. Hellor Diz, and Martha
Group Therapy Session: Saab, Karen, Martha, Kizzy
Siz and Saab's Friendship Therapy Punch, Bald Siz
Martha's Scuff Horsemask, Diz Escapes Entire Cops
ChainRobber Fulkers, Ft. Bobby, Diz Knocks
"20/20" Pre Heist, Fulkers, Saab, Jason. Blows Up
4/20 Scuff Heist; Pro Driver Diz: Ft. Jason, Saab
Small Store Robbing, Diz makes Siz Swim

56 Late as Heck

(August 2)


Saab Update: Pixerium Guns have their IDs, Tang Car

Pix Cash Out Uzi, Dark Web VPN vs Gun ID's Ft. Saab.

Siz Car Radio, Chip's Crack Buddy, VPN Salesman

"19/20" Roll, Saab's Step Son Chips, Ft.Crackatha

"1/20" Tunak Tunak Fail Heist Ft. Saab, Hefty Hostage

"4/20" Numa Numa Empty Heist, Saab leaves for Uno

Siz Jams out in his Brawler, Siz kicks down a cop bike

Mob Boss Allen: Speedy v Raja, Pawn, Guns, VPN, Bank

Siz Panto for Allen VPN Trade, Down with the Red Lights

Kraytor: New Car Dreams, Siz Weeb Panto Chase

Kraytor, River Rat, Fulker family meets Kraytor

Siz Helps Flippy Vagos, Warrant Caught, Maskless Siz

Fulkers in Prison area, Martha finds a Class 2 "Exploit"

Siz in a Panto Blasting Music, Beer Crack Party Panto

Greens Made Siz Hit the Floor, Hangover Siz Ft. Denzel

Tang Gang Ooh Ahh ahh Drunk Siz blows up Ft. Denzel

Drunk Uber Driving Siz, Ipod, Beers vs Defibrillator

Nickelback Music Blasters Ft. Denzel, Adam

57 Early as Heck (kinda)

(August 3)


Erin: VG for Eddie's Race Entry Fee

Kevin Shaw Update: Lawyer Erin, Gambling

Siz Radio, Gladys Indie Music, Kelly, Cancer Money

BlackJack: Tim, Kevin, Boe and More! Shots Fired.

Siz and Tony Drive By Sound Payback Ft. Wonderwall

Tony Drifting with Music, Siz Pukes,

Cameraman Siz on Tony 'Banging Jessica' Video, Ft. Cops,

Tony kidanapped by Local Taxi, Tony Car vs Cop Car ERP

Siz drives Tony's Car Ft. Allen. Allen vs Tony Race

Tony asks what CowChop, Gold, Wool is, Tony vs Clarkson

Siz, Tony talks Pasts, Leanbois. Sad Heist Ft. Brazilian

Naruto Translator Hostage, Ft. AJ, ReinHarth, Nickelback

Nickelback Music Hostage Torture and Chase and Big Jump

Heist, Triple Cop Car + Heli Music, Chase Ft. Tony

Siz Pushups, Victims of Society Ft. Park Ranger Clarkson

Nino Deal: Gold, Coke, Guns, Eggs, Pinkies Ft. Diz

Diz's Pretzel Route, Erin Guy Problems, Saab loves Siz

Diz pushes Siz, Saab off a cliff, Saab hits Siz

Saab, Siz, Diz vs FailRP Trucker, Heist Ft. Diz, Saab

The Fulker Genes can Escape Jail, Diz gets 75, Siz 35

What is Creampie Ft. Saab, Dias Flashbang Ban Update

House Shopping Ft. Braab, Siz jumps again, Siz Beats Diz

Siz gives Diz Keys to the Brawler

58 Pepega Monday Full Force

(August 5)


Siz redecorated his home

Buck: People get raided with Class 2 only now

Chips in a Taxi Ft. Baas, Buck, Flippy, Beavers

gOld Heist Ft Buck, Gladys Hostage. Silent Robbery Ft. Baas

2nd Heist: Ft. Buck, Scuffed 3rd. 4th Empty

3 Cops and a Siz, Dias is back, Baas and Siz's Beer Panto

Siz and his ABCs, Party Panto, Flippy vs Snitch Tuna

Siz's Snitch Tuna Assassination in Trippy Room Ft. Flippy

"No, I think I got the right guy" -Siz as he kills Tuna

Windsong got Amnesia Ft. Chips, Erin, "You owe me 50k" -Siz

Chips got Step Dab's Face Tattoo, Erin, Nino house Raid Idea

Discussion: Fulker Family, Evolution, Movies Ft. Nino, Erin

CIO Erin, RP Raids Talk with Nino, Stash house is back

Discussion: Summer Initiative, Dreams, Gun Deals Ft. Erin

Saab Grab Gun Deal Ft.Erin, Brenda. Saab Doesn't Know Ft.Erin

Girls Night Uninvited Erin. Threesome, Sex Talk Ft. Brenda,

Strip Club ERP, Ft. Brenda, Chips. Kraytor Prank Call

Allen vs Cat. Allen: Thermite, Guns, Raids, Cards, Nino Gold

Saab: Movies, Vault. Speedy: Crab Fishing, Out of Jail.

Speedy: Music, Initiative, Raja, Tuna, Jizz 2nd in Command

Speedy doesn't know his Vagos, New Guns, Dias Shootout Panto

Kraytor's Warrant Expired, Speedy's Panto, Vagos Abdul

CriminalCon Talks, Siz Speedy tests LMG Guns vs Panto

Speedy vs Siz, How to Speak Vagos, Speedy New Stash House

Kraytor Weed to Gold, Robbing Tips, Debts

Dundee Grand Entrance, Raided, Debt, Injured, Bondi, Arthur

Dundee vs Gomer backstory, Gomer used Dundee, Stole Guns, War

Dundee hears Summer Initiative, Hates Sonya,'Dont trust Gomer"

59 Just a Tang Boy Doing Tang Things

(August 6)


Speedy: Mexico Gun Shipment, Future New Stash House

"Everyone is in Prison", "Raids are good for Business" -Speedy

OTT: Weed, Song, Thermite Expert. Ft. Jose

Jailed Grandab, Slim, Snake, Boe, Sonya, Ricky

Siz in Green Territory. VPN ad. Ft. Arthur, Lysol

Chang Gang asks How Jail Breaks Work

Siz in Arthur's Car vs Mountain Ft. Jordan, Nino

New Nino Electronics Deals.

Siz Not Allowed to Watch Jail Break from afar Ft. Soze

Siz Solo Fleeca Bank Jam x2, Convenience Store x2

Siz Teaches Cards, Banks Ft. Julio, Chips' Coke

Orange Siz, White Chips, Green Julio, Tang Brawler

House Tours: Julio, Chips, Sonya's Home, Electronics

60 No Apples Just Oranges

(August 7)


Siz practices Thermite, Operation Clean Sweep in Effect

Allen Owner of Sahara Industries vs Murder Kitty

Allen: Gun, Thermite, Cards, Storage, Potential, Mansion

Allen: Cribs, Future Tower, Pilot, Heli Tour, Kelly, Cars

Nathan on Crack

Chips: Brick Deal, Crack Collection, Chips Makes it Rain

Chips: Weed Fairy Brenda, Brenda's Bush, Fleeca Heist

Allen: New Car, Baseball Bat, Bulk Order, Car Pay, Deals

Buck: Heist Details, Rusty the Pizza Guy's Brother  

Nino: Brick Doctor, Electronics, Burger Talk

Buck: CrimeCon, Speedy, Dundee. Minecraft, Season 1

BBC Export Escort Ft. Eddie, Saab, Buck. Siz Pranks

Kelly: Gladys War, Hotdogs, Family Problem, Chips

Braab Drama: Oxy, Chips Bush, Coke, Siz's FU Prank Gifts

Chips $20k, Saab Troubled Family, Troublemaker Siz

Braab ERP, Brenda gets Siz's Gift

Bank: Saab, Chips, Rusty. Ft. Ripley, Heil Hydra

Bank Round 2. Ft.'StoneCold', Sole Survivor Siz

Jail Group Ft. Saab, Chips, Cops, Brenda. Jason 100% Thermite

BCSO Bored Aggressive Not a Detective Anymore Dias

"Feed" RP Ft. Siz. There Goes Siz's Hero. Ft. Jr,

Kraytor Gold Deal, Explosion. Kraytor Tries Thermite

Speedy: Pablo, Pixerium, Cousin, Siz is Undercover, Red Skull

Vagos Gun Business Deal Ft. Sneaky Siz, Weed Deal gone wrong

Dee "injured" Siz "Witness"

Speedy: Raja, Vagos Snitch Fee, Dundee Chicken Job, Coke Gone

61 Just How Many

(August 8)


Siz learns Cops Have Darkweb. Vagos Stash House New Guns

Tuner Shop: Saab, Ellie, Curtis. Vagos New Gun, Gomer  

Saab about Brenda's Oxy. Gomer; at Least She's Still Alive

Gun Show Ft. Baby Oil, Saab, Ellie, Curtis.

Nathan: Pink Color, Hostage Help Business Pitch, Redemptions

Nathan: Kelly Chain Gang, Rabies Rabbits, 10% Shares, Donation

Outfits: -Kraytor, -Watchdogs +Bearmask, +OrangeMask Ft. Cop

Windsong: Remembers, Weed. House Tour, Jesus Vagos Past

Saab tells Ramee about Siz's Thermite. Ripley: Banks, Heil Hydra.

Louis Cards and Electronics Trade. House Hunting Ft. Braab

Boe: Years in Parole, Sad Gomer, Jason v Thermite. Cards

Saab: Kayden's Gone. Boe Electronics, Not Raided, Snitches, Raja

Dr. Isaac in Coma, Braab's Suspect, Dr. Isaac's Burgers Stolen.

Vivi: Hostaged at the Multi 9's Heist, vs Ricky Vivi: Payne, Mother, Mask, Jacob, Evil Stevie, Daily Guns

Vivi: Erin Shot Nipple, Killed Tarot Reader was Siz Hero

Vivi: Erin Stash House, Home, Fixed Sunflower, Dee Anger

Copper drives the Brawler Ft. Vivi. Bobby Impounded $$$

Heil Hydra Reckless Driver Siz Ft. Vivi, Copper, Bobby.

Saab: Electronics Trade, Otto Hunt, Darkweb Plates

Brenda: Isaac's Stabbing, ICU Suspect and Witness

Braab talks to Cops about Walker, Ft. Copper, Bobby

Siz eats. Braab: Chips Family and Notes. Bike Warrant

62 Early Bird(August 9th) 1 2 Erin: New Gun Trade Prices, Sad Gnomer, Dr Isaac. Gnomes

Speedy: Throat Problems, New Guns, Gun Connect, El Gordo

Erin: Eating, Nipple Shot, CIO, Snow is father figure,

Eugene Grandab Drama Wedding Season 2 Starts

StripClub Party, Sandwich Gift, Speedy Dance, Gladys Dance

StripClub Party, Golden Shower, Erin Watches, Russian Techno

StripClub Party, Speedy Shootout, OTT Song, Speedy Drive Off

Siz Asks for More Electronics Around. Nopixel Trailer Watch.

Cop Chase Brawler Jump

EEEYYY Gomer: 100% Thermite too, No Driver, Bikers Ft. Mersion

Buck: Hot Mic Trust Gomer. Hostage Bondage Brenda.

Vault: Driver Buck, Maxy, 100% Thermite Jason. Hostage Brenda

Cop Baas, Sam Baases, Nino Called, Siz 'Combat Log', Trunk Cop

Hostage Brenda Left Alone. Vault Success. Weak Rewards

Buck: Sonya gone and sad Gomer, Hidden Garage,  EYYY Gomer

Siz Warrant Chase and Run Ft. Buck, Baas. Jason Pickup

Nino's meeting delayed. Stuck with brawlers in the mountains.

Nino: Electronics, Gold. Coke Dealer, $80k Deal, Business hours

Nino: Nathan's Support Proposal. Stay Way from Sidewalk  Ft. Erin

Heist: Gomer, Jason, Boe. Ft. Chips Hostage. UberHaxorNova Voice

Erin: Brenda's Jail Time and Baas. Slim Wife,

Orange Boat Ride: Ft. Harths, Erin, Vivi: Tuna, Store, VPNs.

Orange Boat Ride: Mother, Erin Falls Off, Siz Carries Zelda

Orange Boat Ride: Jacob, Erin Falls Off, Battleship Jumpoff

Battleship, Jets, Helis. Captain RP. Jacob Pushed, Vivi Song

Chang, Gomer, V to the Rescue. Zelda carries Siz. Family Jump Off

Nino wants Norman Info, Siz takes Norman's Plates pictures

Siz gives Zelda Dias' Flowers (: . Stay away from Norman

Mountain v Brawler, Ft. Zelda's Music. Ft. Erin, Kraytor

Echo Cave Demon Ft. Erin, Kraytor, Vivi, Zelda. Blood God

Siz pisses on Erin Revenge. Everyone kills each other permas

Everyone remembers the nightmare. Snitch Erin make Zelda sad.

Big Drama, Easy Solution. Ft. Zelda, Erin. Erin Car v Brawler

63 Time Served


Brawler sent to the heck realm, Ft. Dias.

Back to loading Cocaine Business Ft. Dom

Siz Pitches LS Lottos idea to Nino. Nathan Update

Saab: Vault Jackpot is 400 Gold, Brenda, Trades. Tang Color

Speedy Stash House Full

Saab Sends It. Racist 'Pizza Flame' Ft. Vivi. Warrant Expired.

Vivi: Jacob, New People, Dark Web Bovice.

Mel's Dead Cop Photo w 'Chips'. Ft. 'Mozzarella', Jason, Vivi

Siz changes Saab's Car color Ft. Ellie, Chickens, Brawler.

Penguin Vault Heist: Saab, Jason, Ellie. Ft. Steve. Vigilante.

Saab loses the gold, Ft. Tony, Ellie. Nino, Jason Threeway call.

Nino Mission EZ Clap MiniDab Siz. Bank Time, Ft. Julio, Rasta, Gomer

Tony Heists, Ft. Hostage Jason. Gomer Siz. Long Chase, Cop Tazered

"Dab was good at overwatch" -Tony. Mia Khalifa's earnings, Brawler v Mt Chilliad

Chicken Run Race Ft. Nino, Tony, Uchiha, Siri. Siz Dice Roll

Siz Pitches LS Lottos idea to Jacob. Ft. Vivi. "Erin sent to Banhamas"

Nathan: hunted by Greens, Hostage. Kraytor: Trade, Hunted. Tommy Gun

Kraytor: with Tommy Gun v Locals, Wanting money for buggy.

Siz sends a dump truck Ft. Chips, Garret, Chang.

64 Tang Life Roleplayer


Tony: Purple are Back, Siz wants LB Cars if they die.

Siz steals from Saab's Home in the past. "You Suck" -Siz's Note

Siz borrows Copper from Vagos Stash House.

Countdown Shootout: Gladys, Ramee, Mel. Card Trades Ft. Gio

Beggar Ft. Dias, Gio. Clean Fleeca Ft. Boe, Tired Hostage

Nino: Coffee talk. Boe: Russians Taxing, The Hostage, Brawlers

Nino Deal: Payne, Jacob's Lotto, Russian Taxing Chicken Runs

Siz "beats up" Nino in front of Payne.

Fleeca Ft. Boe, Glorp Hostage, Cop Hopping, AJ.

Suitcase Number Guess. Siz Surrenders.

Nathan: Gun Trade. Bobby Brown: No Aloe, All Coco Butter vs Acne.

'Hood Fella' -Nathan Ft. Brown. Nathan: Oxy Trade, Guns.

Vivi: Dee Hunt. Denzel: Train Problem, LB help, Baas, Dias

Buddha: Post Cop Shootout, Chase. Denzel vs Cop Car. 5 Year Jail

Hospital EMS mhm Ratings Bribe.

Denzel: Prison Jump. Brick Prices, Concussion Siz, Weiner killer.

Drunk Driving Denzel Ft. Bobby. Denzel: Jobs.

LeanChase Ft. Buddha, Denzel, Bobby Brown. Baas, Dias

Fleeca: Denzel, Bobby, Buddha. Boat Shootout

Hospital: Ooo Hurting. Gomer Siz. Saab Sister Torah Saved Denzel.

Denzel's New look Hairstyle. Buddha needs money. Parking Cop God.

Broke Sleepy Buddha, New look Denzel, Money Squeezer Siz. Car Test

Siz Buys Buddha's car, Tuner Chip to save Buddha from Debt.

Siz sends car Ft. Buddha. EEEYYY Gomer Car Payment. Ft. Baby Oil

Perkins Race Red Light Ft. Lucy.

Fleeca Heists: Flippy, Bones. Dias, Bobby, Ziggy. Scuff Gomer.

Price is Wrong Bank Robbery. Banana Peels. Siz rolls off hills.

Flippy finds Injured Siz: Oxy runs pay, Stole Charles Tuner

65 Yes. I still play other games.


Siz tests Subaru on offroad. Diz was on a car crash with Saab

Diz lockpicked bed handcuffs and escaped. 'Brenda was hostaged' -Saab

Chang Gang Big Race Ft. Saab, Diz. Saab Wins Ft. Siz. 1$ share.

Diz met Zelda, Dis on Siz's new car. Zelda: Diz bad driver

Mirror Park Neighborhood Watch Ft. Denzel, Robber

'Queen of Forum Drive', 'Mayor of Mirror Park' Torture vs Robber

Uno Ft. Saab, Tony, Thalia

Uno Rd2 Ft. Denzel, Irwin Dundee

66 HOA Enforcer Tang Rep


Benny's Shootout Ft. Tony, Dee. Dee in Grandma's Home.

Vivi tortures Dee for licking Jacob, cuts tongue, Hatchet Kill.

Baby Oil Injured by Ramee Break Check.

Big Race: Gomer, Chips, Baby Oil, Chang Gang, Gladys etc.

Buddha's Car was Scuffed - Eddie. Big Race Rd2. Ft. Erin.

"This is really good offroad" - Siz before ejected Ft. Erin

"Racist Erin" Ft. Bobby Brown.

Allen: Many Meetings, Scuffed Car, Car Payment, Vault Heist Cut.

Saab: Scuffed Buddha Car, Races, Uno,

Car Shop: Allen, Richard, American Pin, Ashley, Murders.

Richard: Orange Gang, South Side, Crimefree, SBSO Plant Drugs.

Allen Heli Tour Poof: Richard, Nino, Judge, Reinhart

Lambo: Dab's Lambo, Greatest criminal Dab Past.

"Dab would have done 911" -Siz to Richard borrowing Dab's Lambo

Parking Cop God Chase. Buck: CrimCon, New Gang

Saab: Chips Locked Up 9s, Cop Stab, Ft. Saab, Allen, Erin

Siz's Shower Poop Question Ft. Allen, Richard, Hostage, Saab, Gomer.

Gomer, Saab Vault vs Allen Heli Decision. Siz Late to a Vault Heist.

Vault : Ft. Gomer, Saab, Cop Dias. Shittalk, Sex Step PornTalk.

Allen: HOA talk, Hank, Siz Sends It in Dab's Lambo.

Erin: Pinto Hunt, STDs Brenda UTI. Gomer: Erin, Flowers, Sonya, Dundee

Erin Talking Phone Sex, Dick Tattoo, Glorp: Ft. Boe, Gomer. Zelda

Fleeca: Gomer, Boe, Alistair. Rd.2. Foot Chase vs Soze

Shower Shit Question: Ft. Dias, Soze, Williams. EYYY PIGEEHH -Siz Radio

67 Taste The Tang


Speedy: Flippy. Subaru, Coke Connect. Stash House

Speedy: Baby Oil Repo'd Car, HoA, Coke Deal, Nature

Speedy; Coke Vagos Purpose, Curtis Tests Car  

Siz Camos in Speedy's Car Ft. Mcree. Payne Car Crash

Vagos v LB Shootout: Flippy, Speedy, Ellie, Buddha

New Tuner Shop 1st Customer. RoofJump ft Nathan Car

Boe Firetruck vs Siz. Nathan's Plan Removed.

New Shop: Chawa, Boe, Curtis TOS. Gradab, Speedy

Rooftop party: Ft. OTT. Everyone Falls Off.

Erin: Biker wars, New Tuner, Competitive Deals,

Eddie Coke Deal. Rusty Special Bank Idea.

Denzel cuts woman's parts off. Ft. 'Curlie', "Ricky"

Apples - Ricky Leanbois Backstory. Dias $5k reward

Nathan finding 'Community Service'. Cop Jordan Chase

Erin: Jeremy's Journal reveal things, Vagos v QF

Erin: Needs Weapon Deals and Drug Deals. $10k loan

Charles' Long Overdue Bank Cut. Ft. Broke Chang Gang

Shower Question Ft. Chang Gang.

Mirror Park is HOA. Ft. Payne, Gomer, Denzel.

Gomer 3:16 Stunner. Siz Cop Hitter Records.

Siz Prius vs 3 Cops Chase. Ft. Zigggy, Dias, Williams

Siz Scuffed unmasked face. Ft. Williams.

New Prison Cafeteria. -Ice Cream, +Slushie. Ft. Dias

Fleeca Heist: Flippy. Ft. Soze, Gomer. Glorp  

Subaru vs Gas Fire Ft. Ziggy. Sasquatch Punch vs Dias.

Raja: Gun Connect. 26+ hour sleepy Boe.

Nathan Gun Deal Ft. Gnome Siz. Kraytor Helping newbies.

Kraytor Knows Cars for Chopping for Thermite.

Kraytor Thermite Practice terrorism. Cards, Gold, Money

Kraytor Hot Mic, Shower Question.

68 Mirror Park HOA Gang

1 2

HOA Outfit. Decorated Stash House in Vivi's name.

Mirror Park Homes Entering.

LB Prison Pickup: Gang Wars, Ft. Denzel, Ellie

Crimelord v Warlord Punch Out.

Chips to the rescue: Erin, Gummy Worms.

Siz "Robbed" in a hospital. Ft. Saab, Choi

New "Ricky". Ft. Denzel, Saab. HOA Tax Ft. Rusty

Nathan: PD Gun Update. Saab's BBC Pitch to Nino

Denzel vs Siz on Chips Bricks Guy,

Nino: Siz Deals, HOA. Allen ICU, Raja Deal,  

Manchester Pirate HOA, Car Shop Brenda. Car Accident

Saab "Best Driver" Ft. Ricky.

Saab, Ricky Fleeca Heist Ft. Greg, Dias, Soze

Fleeca Round 2 Ft. Head Explosions, Siz Escape Driver

Erin Car Crash, Racist Erin to Bobby Brown,

HOA on action Ft. Erin. Tarot Readers. Kraytor wants help

HOA on action Ft. Bank Robber. Kraytor Joins HOA.

HOA x Kraytor's Family. HOA Cop Chase. Soze vs Siz Chase

Mirror Park Citizens meet HOA. HOA $10 Tax. HOA meets Raja

Drunk Erin on Mirror Park. Drunk Man on Mirror Park and Vagos

Siz and How to get Vagos Trust Ft. Mario, Hilda, Bear

Tow Trucker wants lawsuit against 10$ HOA Tax. Tires Shot

Baby Oil: Big Money, Tuner Shop.

Siz Swaps Subaru for New Car Ft. Baby Oil

69 HOA Takeover RP

VOD Not Available :(

Coke Connect Dom, Jamal, Darius

Coke Dealers: Peanut Butter, Sally, Song
HOA on the Job Ft. Rudi. Cop Chase
Coke Deal: HOA, Yellow Bus Chang vs Vagos War
Coke Dealers Shot by Chang
HOA on Job: Lawyer Summer Mersion
Siz lies about LB shooting at Coke Dealers
Wreckless Driving Siz Ft. Cops Lecture.
Nino Connect Joe Caine. Winery Reboot.
I've dabbled in Casual Terrorism - Siz to Joe
Joe Caine: Dab, Erin, Nathan, Clean Record.
Drug Dealers Told about Chang War, Hits Siz
New Car Upgraded Ft. Saab. Braab Private time Tazed
Clean Fleeca Heist Ft. Saab, Minnesota Lady
Saab 'Best Driver' Ft. High Siz. Reddit Incarnate
Saab 'Best Driver' 2. Nathan 100+ 'You know's
Nathan: HOA, Buddha Debt, Everyone get along, Races
HOA, Shower Question: Gladys, Mary. 60 Quack 10 Pix
Fleeca: Julio, Chips, Hostage Robbed. Chips Namedrop
Chips: Mountain, Coke Deal, Makes it rain, Crack Fairy
Chips: Julio CrackCon. HOA Kraytor on Action.vs News
HOA Mirror Park News Ft. Matt Joe, Steven Comprise
Aythan Tweets #Sponsored, Punched, Tax. Tarot Guy, Cop
News Guy Bad Tweets Revenge. Soze, Cops vs HOA.

70 HOA on duty. Justice Served.


HOA vs people getting the times

Race with Speedy round 1: lost

Race with Speedy round 2: switched cars, both crash, still lost

Curtis wants to buy guns from Siz for better prices

Speedy coke deal: 4 bricks, Speedy doesn't like HOA outfit

71 HOA of Mirror Park Full Force

1 2

Vault: Gomer, Daryl, Ft. Vivi Hostage, Meow, Pizza

Driver Scuff Change, Shootout. Houdini Siz Cop RP

Sur Lee Criminal RP vs Cop Siz RP.

Siz Breaks into Prison Ft. Zelda.

Denzel: Killed Apples, Ricky's Back.

Hostage Vivi knows it's Siz. Annabelle is not Eddie.

Annabelle: Speedy Past, Brawler Paid Up. New Pantos.

Mirror Park Davy. Scuffed 3 Panto Fleeca, Cop Richard

Leanbois: Convience Stores, Wrestling, Save Tony Attempt

Accidental Quack. Leanbois Olivia Hostage.

LB: Oxy Run Robbery, Pancakes. Delivery Shootout. Robbery

Jacob, Zelda: Gold, HOA. Tony Doesn't want Copyright Music.

Zelda gives Siz Denzel's Pancakes. Triple Panto Scuff Heists

Big Vault. Tony, Denzel Sleepy Scuffy Heists. Russian Shot.

Russian Revenge on Denzel.

72 HOA Tang Gang


New Sheriff HOA Outfit.

HOA in Action Ft. DD, Tow Trucker. Ballas DD vs HOA

HOA w Cops Ft. Jordan, Williams: Happy

Summer Mersion HOA Mirror Park Discount #Sponsored.

Nathan: Task Force People's Union, Nino.

HOA: Mike. Saab Wants in, Gomer News Team, Lucy

HOA: Home Robbery, Copper. Mike: Calzone.

Vault: Gomer, Incel Saab. Cops AJ, Lauren. Dias

Gomer, Saab: Typing, Pixerium, BBC, Crack

Bad Driver Siz Ft. Gomer "Permas", Saab.

Nathan: Mike HOA. Swole Kelly vs Saab. Free Race

Saab: Brenda Engagement Plan, Braab Shirt. Vs Curlie

Saab: Windsong, HOA Tax. Gold, Smelting. Cereal, Tuner

Saab: Stolen Car vs Train, Car Crash, Check In,

Copper Shot. Siz Photos Deleted. Glorp Pics.

Saab Sister and Mike. Matt vs Saab Backstory

New HOA Outfits Ft. Saab, Mike. Greens Donate to Zelda

Race Ft. Saab. Cheater POV Win. Siz sends it. Ft. Mike

73 Gang RP

1 2

Daryl: JailBreak, David Sentenced to Death, Gnome Up

Daryl: Cops, Judge too powerful, Leonard Death, War

Bikers: Vivi, Erin, Tessa. Bruce. Tax. 100$

Nino: HOA, Nathan's Pitch, Vivi, Storage, Payment

Nino: Speedy Connect. Saab Bodyguard Camilla. Erin HOA.

Big Eddie Race: Saab, Erin, Nino, CJ, Gomer, Chips

Siz, Sun Moon Partner Race. Nitros. Shortcut. Huge Send

Sun Moon Ejected. Chips Competition Dealer.

Siz, Chips Partner Race. CPR Siz. Chips's Brick Mountain

2nd Place Finish. Kraytor: HOA, Erin explosion, Chips.

HOA: Lake Impound, Kraytor's Bifta Payment, Riggs

Erin: Greggy. HOA on Action Ft. Hippie Dom, Denzel.

HOA: Car "Imponding", Kraytor Launched. Happy Tax.

HOA Full Squad: Kraytor, Denzel, Erin Car Blower.

Cowboy HOAs. Denzel. Bobby's past partner, News Nerd

Weazel News: New Photo. HOA vs HIV Erin, Jason. Cops

Lawyer Chris: Denzel favor, Hippy wants to sue.

HOA Punishment vs Dom, Siz falls, Happy helps HOA.

HOA Victim Survives Train. HOA: Chang Gang.

HIV Erin vs Car Ft. Happy. Motor Impond.

HOA: Lauren. HOA vs Taxi Driver Ft. Happy. Taxi Impond

HOA: Prank Calls. HOA Erin, Shot Jason Walker Front of Cop

HOA: Kraytor shot up. HOA vs Taxi Man. H Omegalul A Revenge.

Recorded HOA Justice. Imponded Lake gets Full.

74 HOA Patrol
(August 29)

1 2

Stolen Car Loot, Fleeca: Julio, Chips, Mary's Prayer,

Siz Getaway Driver Combat Log, Scuff Escape, 50 Gold.
Kraytor: HOA blocking Gold Progress, Gold Trade, Guns
Kraytor: Pix Sticks. Vivi HOA Mayor. Boe buddy immunity.
HOA: Gladys, Mary, Tax, Convenience Store, Jerry Tax.
Julio, Chips Bank Share, WOW Classic Sub. Vivi HOA Outfit
Julio Flowers for Copper. Chips: Brick, Dollar Bills.
HOA: Barberhop Meeting Place. Eddie: Future Mirror Parker
Zeke: Tax, Straight Tight Lip Friends. Chips Cracking Up.
Shear Tax. Car Imponded. HOA Tax Evader Ft. Kraytor, Vivi
Zee Mathers Meets the Mayor of Mirror Park Ft. Happy
Diner Milkshake, Happy "on board" with HOA.
HOA: Kraytor, Happy, Denzel, Vivi, Trash Can Hitter.
HOA: Trucker TBag. Siz Car Robbed. Home Robbers.
HOA: Trial by Combat Victims. Stolen Car Returned.
HOA: Dam Headquarters. Penny Tax. Local vs Raven
Undercover Cop New Wed Raven. Kraytor vs Cops Hill Chase  
HOA Cadet Happy Helps Kraytor. HOA new Outfits.
HOA: Detective Denzel, Cop Siz, Swat Kraytor. Mayor Vivi
HOA: Gazza: Dundee no longer MC, married Kayden, Taxed.
Gazza: Raided. Denzel: Purples are Dead. Vagos Taxed.
HOA: News Media. "Mirror Park lives in Harmony" -Siz
Executed David's friends Mark Jackson, Daryl and Tinker.
Ziggy meets HOA, Taxed. Cops on Azeroth. Mirror Park Railyard

75 HOA Man to the Rescue

(August 31)


HOA has an Intro. Tony sends /me Dick Pick, Saab HOA

Saab Broke up with Brenda. Denzel Shot Cops.

2x Fleeca: Tony, Tori, Saab. Incel Saab Wants Dates

Saab now has more money than Siz. Saab Siz ERP

Tony shot cops Warrant Backstory.

Gas Station: Shaggy, Leanbois, Chips.

Leanbois talk to their Lawyer about cop murder attempt

Windsong Hiding from Leanbois.

Cops Chase vs Brawler Hills vs Copper, Angel 

Ripley: Brawler Joyrider Warrant. Chips and Apples Store

Denzel: Siz on his Will. Emily Stash House.

Tony: Reinhart Remembers Tony. Denzel robs Unconcious Guy.

Slim x Leanbois, Shaggy Shot. Leanbois Setting Windsong

"Store Robber" Luigi Ft. Ricky, Denzel, Slim.

Ricky wants Weed Queen Windsong Taxed. Tony: New Song.

Leanbois Denzel, Ricky vs Happy, Windsong Ft. Unknown.

Hospital Dog. Ripley Warrant Surrender. Luigi robs Denzel

Denzel Escapes Capture. Tony: Ricky Tortured

Kraytor: Happy Fired, Eddie Mirror Park. HOA 1000$ Taxer

Leanbois Cop Shootout. Flippy: Happy, Windsong Fight, Luigi

Leanbois Tony, Saab, Denzel: Ricky Tortured by Andrews

DarkWeb Gnome Up Plan to Torture Andrews.

Kraytor: Luigi Denzel TunerShop Backstory. Flippy stalks Luigi

HOA vs Luigi Chase. Flippy Save. Tbag: Parking Lot Bomber.

Arturo: Luigi Info. HOA: Denzel, Kraytor, Tbag. Ft. Chips

Kraytor Distracts Cops. Courthouse Shootout vs Luigi.

Leanbois vs Luigi Gun Loot. Imponded. Tweet Wars.

HOA: Dom Blown Up by 'Father of the Fire'.

Chips Brick Deal. Flippy: Stakeout, Snitch Abdul Gone

HOA: Horror Movie Filmer vs Kraytor. New Thermite Guy Johnny.

Chips new allowance from Step mom. Chips Brick Deal 2.

HOA: Azteca Violet Brick Plan Papi.

Speedy: vs Aztecas, Snitch Abdul in Cop Protection.

Kraytor: Lawyer Summer Rep HOA vs Lauren Lawsuit.

Speedy: Pix Tax, Uniform Approve, 3 Key Limit, Raids, Flippy Tax

Speedy: Race for Pix, NOS, Siz Drives over self.

Coke Dealers: HOA Siz, Coke Business Booming,

Speedy: Gun, Brick Deal x Coke Dealers.

76 🚨HOA Activated🚨

(September 2nd)


3 way call Jacob, Zelda, Siz

Siz+ Zelda share plastic Ikea milkshakes

Payne tests the HOA

Jacob 200 gold bars

Flippy kills Abdul for snitching

77 🚨Mirror Park is Safe🚨

(September 4th)


The Pepega crew rob stores get VDM'd

Denzel asks Siz again about potentially becoming an LBA

Siz vs Perkins Musical RV

Mother calls Siz but is cucked by caller ID

Siz shot for robbing stores with a taser


(September 5th)

1 2

Denzel+Kraytor info dump Luigi/ New HOA cadet Ryan Kindle

Vivi kidnapped by Tsury

Nicolai Pogoski caught robbing MP, gets let go by Lauren Forcer

Senior Lieutentant Matt Joe Valiantly apprehends Pogoski after police let him go #godblesstheHOA

Taunting Laren Forcer/ Mcree handjob metaphors

Solomon Searson caught killing+eating dogs in Mirror Park gets thrown off the DAM #GodblesstheHOA

Kelly's friend is rescued from Scarlett Winters sex dungeon by Matt Joe

Copper + Snow

79 🚨GodBlessHOA🚨

(September 7th)

1 2

Testing Jetskis in Mirror Park lake , Siz + Krayor burn.
80 🚨HOA Protect & Serve🚨

(September 8th)


81 🚨HOA is Good🚨

(September 9th)


82 🚨Chief HOA Overseer🚨

(September 10th)

1 2

HOA Animal control Fred Bodini is recruited
83 🚨HOA Lifestyle Stream🚨

(September 12th)


84 BL3 Fl4K Creator Code: Nova/Court RP

(September 13th)

1 2

Erin sets herself ablaze on Siz's yard

Siz Fulker and Matt Joe vs Lauren Forcer court case

Post court talk with Copper

Siz, Kraytor, Denzel discuss future of HOA

85 Monday Day

(September 16th)

1 2

Cadet Ryan Kindle decapitates Herbert get promoted to Chief Terrorist/Counter-Terrorist

HOA kidnap Lauren Forcer get squashed by PD then saved by Denzel

HOA tours mansion for Vinewood expansion

86 HOA = Crimefree Citizens

(September 17th)



(September 18th)

1 2

88 Bless HOA Bless

(September 19th)


89 HOA Works

(September 20th)

1 2

90 LookLookLookLook

(September 21st)


Siz wins the first episode of Fucked or Cucked. (:

Siz kills Man/Woman in "self-defense"

91 Hey

(September 24th)


92 Roleplay HOA Guy

(September 25th)


93 Siz is Back

(September 30th)

1 2

94 Not a Master Roleplayer

(October 1st)


95 What IS the HOA??

(October 4th)


96 Siz and the VIP Mission

(October 5th)


97 Siz was Sick.

(October 7th)

1 2

98 Just pay the HOA $10

(October 8th)

1 2

99 Living the HOA dream.

(October 10th)


100 Resident HOA/Repo man

(October 11th)

1 2

101 New Emotes for You

(October 13th)


102 Pls Stop Robbing Houses

(October 15th)


103 House Protection Services

(October 16th)


Frederick Bodini murders Dee Mented, Queen of Forum Drive stabs Ivan Tickles

Siz moves everything from Vivi's house to Zelda's changes stash house

104 When you see it

(October 17th)


105 House Robberies Must End.

(October 18th)


Mason Beaks
106 Siz Man

(October 19th)


107 Late Stream. Hello

(October 20th)


108 HOA vs The World

(October 22nd)


109 Explosive HOA Patrols

(October 24th)

110 Outer Worlds Mostly Bad Karma

(October 25th)

Siz's house in Mirror Park and the HOA HQ get raided.
111 Bonus Super Sunday Stream

(October 27th)

112 HOA Sidelines w/Siz

(October 29th)

Siz is "run over" by Bobby Smith and sent into ICU.
113 Siz leaves ICU

(November 2nd)

114 Project Sizterland + HOA

(November 4th)

115 Meta Unlocked

(November 7th)

116 Vault?

(November 8th)

117 Eyes Always Open

(November 9th)

118 8 New Emotes POG

(November 10th)

119 Rare Sunday Stream

(November 11th)

120 Vulture Committee Member

(November 12th)

121 Vinewood on Fire

(November 12th)

122 #ProtectTheHut

(November 13th)

123 New Siz. Scuffed Siz

(November 18th)

124 Sizzy Wizzy

(November 19th)

125 Vulture Hunts Vulture

(November 20th)

126 HOA Brawler Hunts

(November 21st)

127 Head Popping Siz

(November 22nd)

128 Snitch Gang Member Siz

(November 23rd)

129 When you're EARLY. It's Early

(November 25th)

Misfits attempt to use Siz as hostage gets saved by local VDM

Siz, Curtis, Flippy, Kindle retaliate against Misfits. OTT waves white flag

Anto betrayal. Executed atop Chiliad :'(

Siz, Kindle, Fippy, Emily - Chips' new body, Try to collect and sell "Kindle Eggs"

130 Early Siz

(November 26th)

131 Streaming Early w/Siz on this Day

(November 27th)

132 Clean Up Crew New Gang

(November 30th)

133 Siz cleans his record

(December 3rd)

134 Siz & DoC Training Later

(December 4th)

135 DoC Wes Runs the Yard

(December 5th)

136 (December )
137 (December )
138 (December )
139 (December )

Sources of Income

  • Siz often robbed houses at night where he usually found lots of cash and various items/weapons. However, Siz no longer robs houses due to: the increased amount of hostile gang activity on Grove Street, the fact that mansions did not pay out decently for the amount of time it took to burgle one, and overall boredom with the act of burglary in itself.
  • Chopping cars used to be done at least once per tsunami since it gave out decent amounts of Pixerium and crafting materials for the priority chops. However, nowadays Siz has moved on to better sources of income and simply buys any materials he needs.
  • Usually, Siz would rob a Fleeca bank at least once a day with various accomplices (or even by himself if he's feeling particularly adventurous.) This used to be one of his primary sources of income and a favorite activity of his, however since the formation of the HOA Siz has abstained from Fleeca bank robberies (finding more fun in his HOA duties.)
  • Siz took up convenience store robberies as a secondary source of income during the hours when Fleeca banks are closed. Siz could make upwards of $20,000 in robbery stints he called "robathons" where he would continuously rob stores until he was either caught or the Fleeca banks opened up. However, Siz no longer partakes in these "robathons" as the convenience stores have upgraded their cash register locks, making the process of robbing a store take too long to be viable.
  • Siz grew his own weed in his single-story home and sold them himself. The operation started with five male and 10 female seeds. However, while this was his primary source of income in the past, the implementation of a hard cap on the amount of weed that can be sold during any one day has made this avenue of income significantly less viable (as UberHaxorNova would have to login and make it to the sell location(s) right after each tsunami before anyone else did [as the sell limit per street is only 50 quarter ounces per tsunami, a limit that is quickly reached within minutes].)
  • Now and again Siz conducted Oxy and pawnshop runs as passive sources of income while he drove around Los Santos. However, nowadays Siz has stopped both due to: both being overall low revenue sources and boredom with the repetitiveness of the tasks involved with each (as they are both simple delivery jobs.)
  • Siz briefly entered the world of weapons dealing and had accumulated a large stockpile of various weapons which he used to distribute in batch orders. However, nowadays he mainly stockpiles weapons for personal use.
  • Siz sells bricks of cocaine to the other citizens of Los Santos for between $14,000-$16,000 each. At first, Siz obtained bricks by purchasing several of them for $150,000. Although, eventually Siz got into contact with Dominique Woods, a cocaine distributor who now regularly supplies Siz with bricks of cocaine weekly. This is one of his primary forms of income.
  • Siz used to occasionally sell baggies of crack he obtained from The Wizard to locals on the south side for a decent profit. However, the Wizard no longer sells crack so Siz has reverted to keeping the crack he has for use as an aid in evading the police (as breaking down the cocaine bricks he receives into crack is less profitable and more time consuming than if he were to just sell them as is.)
  • Siz has gotten into business with Nino Chavez, who gives him various "quests" for him to complete for large cash rewards.
  • Siz collects a $10 tax from residents of Mirror Park and Vinewood for his HOA (Home Owners Association) duties. He also tends to confiscate items and seize cash (steal items and cash) from people found burglarizing households in Mirror Park and Vinewood.
  • Siz occasionally does heists for the City-Bank Vault, but only if he has a team with a person who can skillfully use thermite.


Address Status Owned by
21 West Mirror Park Drive Owned Property Siz Fulker
1 Amarillo Vista Removed Keys Victoria "Vivi" Veine
1 Carson Avenue Apt #4 Has Access/Has Keys Griselda "Zelda" Harth
2 Carson Avenue Apt #2 Has Access/Has Keys Griselda "Zelda" Harth
20 Grove Street Removed Keys Al Saab
10 Jamestown Street Removed Keys Speedy/Vagos
16 Jamestown Street Removed Keys Speedy/Vagos
1 Procopio Drive Removed Keys Evita "Mother" Nimm
25 North Sheldon Avenue Has Access/Has Keys Matthew Payne
17 Roy Lowenstein Blvd. Owned Property Siz Fulker
Dab-n-Go Owned Store Siz Fulker


  • “Hi, this is Siz.”
  • "hi"
  • “:)
  • “ok
  • “Boom, bitch
  • “Oh, jeez...”
  • “I own 10% of...”
  • "I was beaten within an inch of my life!"
  • "hehe"
  • "I fell off the top of a parking structure."
  • "It's just a scar."
  • *Clears throat*
  • *Blows raspberry*
  • "I need MY Kevin!"
  • "uuhhh"
  • "Yepyepyep"
  • "Oh wow"
  • "Pshhh"
  • "ERIN!"
  • "What's up"
  • "Yessir"
  • "Flash me"
  • "Where's my money?"
  • "It's just my demeanor."
  • "Hail Hydra"
  • "This is the HOA!"
  • "HOA, bitch!"
  • "Eyyyyy Mamacita! Get in the fucking car!"
  • *Burps*
  • "LookLookLook..."
  • "Don't cum in my cup holder"
  • "I'm down for whatever."
  • "It's really up to you, you can do whatever you want."
  • "That's what I was told."
  • "Who dat"


  • Siz likes being chased by Detective Ziggy Buggs so he can say "eat my dirt, motherfucker."
  • Siz's Brawler has been hotwired twice by his uncle Dundee.
  • Siz's home was decorated by his ex-girlfriend Windsong.
  • While his ID states that he is 44, Siz's actual age is confirmed to be somewhere in his early to mid-20s (around 23-24.) He claimed it was a fake when speaking to Dab and Windsong, however, he also mentioned that he's not completely certain on when he was born and didn't really seem to care. When speaking with Jacob, he lamented being a millennial and claimed that he's a boomer at heart. With John Riker, he claimed to be too young to be an uncle. And OOC while playing Uno with friends he noted that Siz's date of birth is an error. He's also inconsistently claimed to be somewhere in his late forties (depending on who he speaks to.) To date, Siz has claimed to be 14, 23.5, 26, 46, 47, and 57 years old.
  • Siz has been robbed by an unarmed mime and later rammed him with his Brawler.
  • Siz has been robbed by a scammer with a wrench and later rammed him with his Brawler, twice.
  • Siz has voices in his head that he used to periodically scream at.
  • Despite having a bed, Siz sleeps on the bathroom floor.
  • Despite being constantly compared to Two-Face, Siz's favorite super-villain is actually The Ventriloquist and Scarface.
  • Siz has only experienced a small handful of erections, with Windsong being the cause of his first erection.
  • Due to growing up homeless, Siz sometimes eats garbage.
  • Rumor has it that Siz's real birthday is on June 1st as both Deputy Dias and Ravi the Scammer wished him a Happy Birthday on that day. This is a not-so-subtle nod to UberHaxorNova's actual birthday being on that date.
  • Occasionally Siz listens to various Disney/90's songs he replays in his head (whenever UberHaxorNova went AFK or entered a chase he sometimes put on a playlist of Disney or 90's music until he returned/the chase ended.)
  • Siz's voice in the early episodes was just UberHaxorNova's normal voice. Over time it evolved into a "Kermit + Morty (esk)" voice impression later in the series.
  • Siz has burglarized his neighbors multiple times.
  • Siz picked up his sister Martha from the airport in a stolen police cruiser, she had arrived in Los Santos from a vacation in the Bahamas. The same day she left the city and returned to the Bahamas after failing to replicate Siz's persona, much to the confusion of Siz.
  • Siz stated to Speedy that he mostly watches Christmas or holiday movies.
  • Siz has shopped for jeans at PacSun ever since he was 12.
  • Siz enjoys the Mario Maker game series, going as far as to install a Nintendo Switch in the passenger seat of his Brawler and even went to MarioCon in Japan to celebrate the franchise. When waiting on something, Siz can sometimes be seen occupying himself with the Switch he has on his person (often attempting to beat one of his endless run records.)
  • Siz was the first civilian to come into possession of PD grade weapons, which he obtained by downing Officer Dias (although he returned them to him a short while later to avoid having himself and his friends get raided.)
  • Siz didn't like to be the first one to hang up in a phone call and usually waited for the person on the other end to hang up, prolonging the call with an awkward silence or giving the excuse that he's driving (often to the annoyance of the person he was speaking to.) Although, after a while, the people of Los Santos caught on to his shtick and would often outlast Siz by flat out telling him they would not hang up first or simply ignoring him until he was forced to hang up.
  • Siz was the last person in the city to be escorted to prison by a police officer (the ability to escort an officer while having your profile picture taken was patched after the next tsunami.)
  • Siz believes the Pillbox Hill Medical Center is actually a scam due to the exorbitant amount of money they charge for healing his injuries, in addition to the poor bedside manner he's experienced as a patient in the hospital.
  • Siz is in his own one man gang (called the "🍊 Tang Gang 🍊") that reps the color orange as a homage to his close affiliation with both the Vagos (who rep yellow) and the Leanbois (who rep red.)
  • Siz has a habit of taking people he's just met to join him in robbing banks, just as Yung Dab did to him.
  • Siz enjoys watching parody porn.
  • Siz got Hank Dogstaff addicted to crack cocaine.
  • Siz's Brawler has been stolen and joyrode off-road by Ziggy Buggs while he was on duty, who was quite impressed by its off-road performance. Although, as with all vehicles driven by Ziggy he eventually lost it in an accident as he crashed Siz's Brawler into the Land Act Reservoir.
  • Siz wears an American flag pin on all his disguises in remembrance of the September 11th attacks.
  • Siz wears Flip Flops in most of his outfits.
  • Gladiator (2000) is one of Siz's favorite movies.
  • Despite the government "snapping" over 1,200 of his plastic, Siz never attempted to get restitution (when the new inventory system was implemented there was a bug that caused some items in any inventory you accessed for the first time to "fall out" onto the floor, this occurred with UberHaxorNova's plastic and before he noticed the server restarted [deleting over 1,200 plastic that fell onto the ground out of his house inventory]; UberHaxorNova did create a forum post reporting the issue, but he did not upload the correct clips showing what occurred [causing Koil to believe they were simply stolen], and when he was given the correct clip to upload five days after creating the post he did not upload it to his report in a timely manner [after waiting an additional two days to upload the clip he found that the post had been deleted as it had been more than a week since the report was last updated].)
  • Siz's favorite type of food is teriyaki.
  • Siz has refined his ability to enter and exit "Bovice's World" at will from Mission Row, allowing him to pull off spectacular jailbreaks.
  • While employed at Clucking Bell Farms, Siz only did one job for them (which was under the pretense of a four man race.) This pronounced inactivity resulted in him being fired during a purge of inactive employees in late August to early September.
  • The GO Postal Boxville truck has been one of the vehicles Siz has most often stolen as the spawn point for one is located very close to the Pink Cage.
  • Siz's favorite kind of soda is ginger ale as he claims it "helps his tummy."
  • UberHaxorNova is a canonical streamer and YouTuber in the NoPixel universe, although Siz thinks that UberHaxorNova is an irrelevant, piece of shit broadcaster with no charm.
  • Siz was one of the first criminals to experience the effects of a flashbang.
  • Siz has some form of alopecia, a medical condition preventing the ability to grow hair. He claims the condition apparently covers his whole body (minus the top of his head) , and that he's "smooth all over".
  • About four months after coming to the city, Siz began whispering to police officers the titular phrase, "Hail Hydra." It is unknown whether it's merely meant to confuse the police or if he and the officers he speaks to are actually members of Hydra.
  • Ever since Siz learned how to link his phone to his car stereo he has been a boombox of sorts, blasting random music to the denizens of Los Santos while driving about.
  • If Siz shits before going to shower he doesn't wipe but uses the shower water to clean his ass as a sort of aerial bidet.
  • Siz was the first customer for the Tuner Shop after it moved locations on 8/17/2019.
  • Siz patrols Mirror Park and Vinewood as the Chief of the HOA (Home Owners Association) staking out criminals and taxing residents and visitors a $10 fee.
  • Siz enjoys his meat well-done.
  • Siz's favorite cereal is Reese's Puffs.
  • Siz enjoys Starburst Confectioneries and prefers sweets over salty snacks like potato chips.
  • Siz managed to kidnap a random person from the yellow pages in less than one minute after beginning the search, a record time in the city.
  • Siz's first gun in the city was an SNS pistol he received from Yung Dab, a gun he still has to this day.
  • Siz is afraid of heights.
  • Siz has stolen and joyrode in every single police motor vehicle except for the: police van, NOOSE Truck, police Granger, unmarked Schafter (he's never stolen one, but he has driven one back to MRPD for the police), and the prison bus.
  • Siz often refers to the police he sees as "policia", a habit he picked up from Speedy. Siz also often refers to a pistol as a "pistola" for the same reason.
  • Siz only washes one hand and uses the other to turn the faucet.
  • Siz has been taken hostage only once where a kidnapping gone wrong resulted in Siz being briefly held hostage against the police. In this case, his kidnapper shot Siz down after the police refused to stop following him (shortly after this he was shot down by the police and apprehended on the scene.)
  • Siz was banned from the Vanilla Unicorn from 4/28/19 to 9/19/19, a period of almost six months.
  • Siz has an extreme distaste for EA and their development of the WWE 2K series since 2014 and harbored this opinion since he was invited to play-test 2K15 (where he was told a game function present in previous iterations of the series was removed because they "don't do it anymore".)
  • Like his Step-Dab before him, Siz never carries his own ID on him and actively throws out any and all IDs of his that the police force him to purchase.
  • Siz was the winner of Fucked or Cucked (a dating gameshow) where he simply pocketed the $22,000 cash reward rather than actually going on a date with the woman the other contestants were competing for (as he was already in a relationship with Griselda Harth.)
  • In an attempt to frame someone other than Jerry as the Mirror Park Predator, Siz, Kindle, and a friend they picked up went around Los Santos collecting semen from as many people as they could.
  • Siz's kink is the feed fetish.
  • Siz hates White-knights.
  • Siz occasionally watches the QVC live stream in his downtime; he finds their enthusiastic infomercial style sales tactics for a myriad of mundane and/or odd products entertaining to watch.
  • Premium Deluxe Motorsport employs him (along with most of the HOA) as reposessors, and Siz's first successful repossession was on Saab's Sentinel.
  • Siz has a cybernetic prosthetic big toe that he received on 10/15/19.
  • Siz was raided by the police for the first time on 10/25/19 when they raided both his personal residence in Mirror Park and the HOA headquarters in Vinewood. This resulted in a 355 month jail sentence and a $26,000 fine.
  • Siz's first time in the ICU was on 10/29/19 and it lasted until 11/2/19. He was ran over by a police cruiser driven by Bobby Smith (with Olivia Copper as a passenger); Siz was riding a bike and had a sliver of health before he veered into the path of the police car. Siz's favorite EMS, Hedi Saurus, went back on-duty just to take care of Siz, even though she was in her casual attire. Siz had a list of 20+ Emergency Contacts, with Hedi (and her ice cream) being one of them (despite not having her number at the time.)
  • Siz became a millionaire for the first time on 11/13/19 after receiving a $5,000 paycheck at the LifeInvader building (which was also the location where Siz received his very first amounts of money in the city, back when the building was still branded as Facebook.)
  • In late October-November of 2019 Siz developed a special vehicular maneuver called the "Siz Special". Despite the name, the maneuver itself is simply a euphemism for common vehicular manslaughter (something Siz had been known to do for months accidentally whenever a person exited the vehicle he was driving before he fully stopped the car, as Siz often briefly stops/slows down at a location before adjusting his parking or moving slightly closer to the destination.) The name for the maneuver developed from his friends, it all started mainly from Curtis, Ellie & Brett who observed/were the victim of this phenomenon and the name has stuck ever since.
  • On 11/28/19 Siz testified in court for the first time. He was a witness called by Ryan Kindle.

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