Siz is a very irrational, soft-spoken, and impulsive man. Due to the constant amount of abuse for his face when first arriving in the city, he was initially timid, helpless, dependent, and insecure. However, after meeting a wide range of people such as Mother and Yung Dab as well as experiencing multiple scenarios throughout his time in the city, Siz has gradually grown more assertive, comfortable, and independent.
On the surface, Siz is shown to be rather dim-witted when interacting with other people. However, Siz is a relatively fast learner and soaks in a lot of information that people give him often using this to his advantage. He has also shown to have a far more cunning side as he often uses this to manipulate people and take advantage of a given situation.
Because of this, Siz is usually quite apathetic to strangers and often only helps someone to get something in return. Although, Siz cares deeply for his close friends and is quite willing to what he can to help them (even if it doesn't directly benefit him in any way.)
Siz is also very chaotic as he often makes decisions on a whim. Not caring about his record, Siz actively seeks out trouble with cops should a favorable opportunity arise. He has no interest in reforming to become a better citizen.
Siz also tends to exaggerate experiences such as saying, "I was beaten within an inch of my life" as well as giving very child-like or generally poor explanations of experiences. Despite being very shy, Siz does a very good job of disguising himself when he goes into hiding, often taking up a brand new persona.
Of all the people he has met, Yung Dab has imprinted on Siz the most as Siz actively tries to carry on his legacy as a criminal. A lot of Siz's decisions and motivations stem from Dab's influence on Siz.
Siz has a large scar on the right side of his face and used to be very uncomfortable when others looked at it since it tended to be a point of ridicule/shocking. However, after months of exposure most of the residents of Los Santos no longer actively ridicule Siz's face (and when Siz does encounter a harsh newcomer, he now easily brushes off their comments as he's both: repeatedly heard practically every possible insult pertaining to his face and largely grown in self-confidence due to his supportive friends and own grand accomplishments.) The scar was originally a birthmark that was healed through a rejuvenation suit, however, it reappeared after an incident where Siz jumped off of a parking structure and the right side of his head impacted the pavement. Siz's treatment regarding his face caused him to be initially timid and unstable, an example of this instability was Siz's prominent use of random chance to resolve heavy decisions. Early on this used to be done through a coin flip, however, Siz switched to using a D2 die.
Because of his often weak-willed, easy-going, and impressionable demeanor, Siz tends to be easily influenced, often following the requests of anyone who asks. Although, this blind obedience has had the unexpected result of him becoming close with many different influential organizations and individuals in Los Santos. Siz's personality has also evolved from his interactions with these entities, with him picking up their (mostly bad) traits and characteristics.
After being kidnapped by some goons that threw him out of The Vanilla Unicorn in Canada, Siz lost a toe and suffered third-degree burns across his entire body, having to then undergo recovery in a rejuvenation suit which also restored his face back to normal condition. However, after a fight between Steven "Stevie" Mathis and Windsong, he jumped off the top of the parking structure they were all on to keep from having to make a hard choice, thus regaining his scar.
Ever since that incident, his "evil" half has begun to overtake his "good" half. He now rarely debates himself on what actions he should take, making far less use of his iconic die roll, causing him to become involved in many more criminal acts than before.
Historically, he was mainly affiliated with: Evita "Mother" Nimm as one of her "children", one of Mother's other "children" Steven "Stevie" Mathis, and his ex-girlfriend Georgina "Windsong" Williams. However, nowadays Siz is much more independent and connected as he is associated with: Arush Patel "Speedy" Santana as his right-hand man in the Vagos gang, Al Saab as his close friend and ally of the Lean Bois, architect of Dark Web Jacob L. Harth as one of his longtime/trusted associates, the currently incarcerated terrorist and rapper Maximilian "Yung Dab" Thoroughbred (whom Siz refers to as "Step Dab") as a Gnome and his surrogate step-son, and is covertly associated with the serial killer Bovice Wilkinson as his trusted assistant and harborer. Other associates of Siz are: Griselda "Zelda" Harth, Buck and Gomer Colton, his surrogate step-sister (another one of Mother's "children") Erin Cox, Kray-Tor Skullfondler, Denzel, and his lawyer and "best friend" Kevin Shaw. With Yung Dab, Buck and Gomer Colton, Erin Cox, Al Saab, Denzel, Speedy, Jacob L. Harth, and his girlfriend Griselda Harth being among those he counts as friends.
Background Information Edit
Not much is currently known about his background other than he was raised in a homeless shelter, has a sister named Martha, has a foster brother named Diz, never knew his parents or even his true age (although he seems to be aware that his biological father is in jail), and used to live in a box under an underpass for a while after moving to the city.
Bogg Kidnapping Edit
Once arriving at Los Santos International Airport, Siz asked Bogg Dann's taxi service to drive him "home." Without a home, Bogg knew just where to take him, and Siz willingly got into Bogg's trunk upon request. Later, while stopped at a light Bogg and Officer "Brittany" Angel conversed, with Siz in the trunk and having his screams of help ignored. Siz was then offered to Otto Delmar after he asked Bogg for body armor, claiming Siz's name is Armor.
Next, Siz was offered to Mr. Wang Chang and was introduced to him as James, since chat meta-gamed revealing his real name. Bogg then proceeded to take Siz to the Pink Cage Motel and explained the room and other town tutorial-like aspects, both legal and not.
Meeting Mother and The Family Edit
Siz met Mother on a tour of Facebook with Stevie. At the time, Stevie worked at Facebook and was conducting the tour for Mother and Siz.
Trip to Canada Edit
After having established himself, Siz was trying to take the train into the city when he realized that he had arrived too late and found the train to Los Santos full. Siz then decided to use this as an opportunity to take a much needed vacation and exchanged his Los Santos ticket for a ticket to Canada (At the time there were two servers, the usual streaming server [Server One] was full so UberHaxorNova decided to join Server Two [which tended to be filled with more of the public rather than other content creators [with the other streamers tending to treat Server Two as an easy to enter grind server to advance their character's wealth for Server One, where they normally engaged in RP], these individuals [known as Canadians] generally were more hostile/dismissive and tended to "play the game" rather than engage in RP]), disembarking the train before actually arriving at a specific Canadian city. Here he began to explore and meet new people and it is during this trip that Siz met his self-proclaimed best-friend, Kevin Shaw, attorney at law.
10% ownership Edit
Here is also where Siz purchased his legendary 10% of the Vanilla Unicorn strip club after meeting an unexpectedly locked door (in Los Santos the bar was owned exclusively by locals who did not charge for entry.) Originally the fee for the club was just for a one-week membership, however, a large brawl with locals broke out inside soon after Siz had entered (injuring Siz in the process.) As compensation, the owner offered Siz 10% ownership of the club and a fee discount for the remainder of the one-week membership. Taking advantage of this, Siz extensively used the strip club as a bank/safehouse of sorts (using the ATMs in the front to withdraw money and the lockable doors and secluded backrooms to access the dark web in privacy.) Despite the one week duration having long expired, for several weeks afterward Siz had continued to insist that he still did, in fact, still own 10% of the Unicorn strip club.
Kidnapping and rejuvenation suit Edit
Siz had entered the Canadian branch of the Vanilla Unicorn strip club to simply retrieve some money and inspect the property (as at the time his membership and partial ownership was still valid), however, another group of Canadians had occupied the property and were conducting a fortune-telling session as Siz entered. That group's security immediately told Siz to leave despite his membership and partial ownership to the club. When Siz wouldn't remove himself and then insulted one of the women in the group he was forcibly removed by their security and then got punched by the woman he insulted. In retaliation, Siz later stabbed her in the back when she didn't expect it, after which an altercation occurred where Siz was tased, cuffed, beat up, tased again while cuffed, downed, and then finally revived and arrested after an officer associated with the assaulting group pulled up to the scene in the parking lot of the Vanilla Unicorn. Here in police custody is where Siz was introduced to his attorney, Kevin Shaw. After successfully avoiding any jail time due to Shaw's skills the angered Canadians initiated a search for him to enact vigilante justice, but Siz managed to evade them after an intense pursuit. In a panic, he contacted his new best friend, Kevin Shaw, so he could get help in evading the Canadians. Sadly, Kevin had a long day shift, was very tired, and had to sleep, leaving Siz in his predicament. After being told by Kevin that he couldn't help, Siz dramatically guilt-tripped him by saying that if anything bad happened to him, it was on him (and him alone.) Thus begun the habit of Siz guilt-tripping Kevin about pretty much everything that didn't go Siz's way. That day Siz had managed to escape the Canadians and returned to Los Santos, but even back home he wasn't safe.
Later, after Siz had left Canada and returned to Los Santos the angry Canadians followed him and ambushed Siz by baiting him to a remote location with valuable information regarding the Dark Web. The Canadians managed to kidnap Siz, but in such an unorganized way that it took them two hours to decide on a place to take him (during which time Siz shat in the trunk he was stuffed into.) After they made Siz apologize for what he had done and revoked his already expired 10% ownership, the kidnappers ended up beating him into a coma with a bat, robbed him of his belongings and money, cut off one of his toes, and tried to toss him into a furnace (although they missed and Siz's body landed to the side of the furnace) where he suffered third-degree burns.
When Siz finally woke up hours later, he had no recollection of those events. He woke up at the hospital in a special rejuvenation suit, a new innovation made by the modern research of Los Santos. This rejuvenation suit dispensed special healing liquid that healed Siz's body day by day, little by little. Siz then decided to throw away his tickets to Canada and pledged to never return to that damned place. Evidently, Siz made sure to call Kevin Shaw to let him know that everything happened because of him. Kevin Shaw felt bad and agreed to be Siz's lawyer, where he subsequently got him out of jail time on several occasions. Siz relied on Kevin Shaw ever since, guilt-tripping him when he could, with Kevin compensating him with care.
The demise of CanadaEdit
Canada was deleted from the world by the almighty Koil, the father of Jesus, which caused very hostile Canadians who still (despite having already kidnapped and grievously injured Siz more than two months prior) had a grudge to bear against Siz to flock to Los Santos, where they've mostly allied themselves to the Green Gang.
The Winery Edit
Siz's first real job was at the Winery where he worked under Judd. In order to get the job, Siz had to go through an interview process, however, he failed the interview portion entirely. Despite this, Judd decided to conduct a field test with Siz to see if he was willing and able to do the jobs for the Winery properly. To this end, Judd accompanied Siz on a delivery job with the company van. Shortly after leaving the Winery, Judd had an apparent Siz doppelganger brought to Siz (however the doppelganger ran away after Siz attempted to kill him with a machete and the delivery promptly proceeded on.) At the delivery point, Siz successfully made the delivery but was told by Judd that the delivery did not make as much money as it could've due to apparently damaged product. Having appeared to have failed the second test of Judd's, Siz began to drive back to the Winery in disappointment.
However, as Siz and the rest of the delivery crew attempted to drive away, what seemed to be a case of scuffilitis caused the van's tires to explode, immobilizing them and trapping Buck inside the van. After Judd made several attempts at tasing Buck out of the van, the police arrived (the locals reported the several taser shots as shots fired.) While being questioned by the police Judd asked Siz to walk up to the group of cops on scene and fight them, which he did after one officer made particularly scathing comments about his face. It wasn't a long fight however as he was quickly overwhelmed, but luckily for Siz, the officers took pity on him because of his face and let him walk free. This garnered a lot of respect from Judd, who hired Siz on the spot as he was being taken away by the ambulance.
After getting the job, he was tasked with picking grapes and storing them, which he was good at, except the time where he stumbled down a hill and slammed his head against the fence, giving him a concussion. However, boredom with the job coupled with the lack of a consistent paycheck caused Siz to abandon the Winery entirely, finding much more fun/profit in a life of crime. Siz got a bit of respect from Gomer when Siz gave Judd the finger about hating Judd's winery job. His job now appears to have been taken by Maxine, after Judd fired him for consistently not showing up for work (although legally Judd never terminated Siz's employment, as he is still partnered with the Winery.)
Windsong Arc Storylines Edit
First Time MeetingEdit
Their first interaction was when Windsong encountered Siz at the Pink Cage, she ran away in fear and called him a zombie on Twitter. She was disgusted by his face because it reminded her of bloody meat, something that she hated seeing because she was a vegan. In subsequent interactions she would try to not look directly at Siz when talking to him, however, she did apologize to him about her initial harsh reaction and hoped to gain "good karma" from the apology, even going as far to defend him from other people's harsh comments about his scar.
Rejuvenation Suit DateEdit
They would meet again later after Siz got his rejuvenation suit. Siz woke up wearing this suit after being kidnapped and critically injured by angry Canadians after he got off scot-free from the "10% Strip Club Ownership Stabbing." Kevin, Siz's current best friend and lawyer managed to avoid jail-time for Siz, but in doing so angered the Canadians who continue to hold a grudge.
With the rejuvenation suit obscuring his face, Windsong actually started to talk to Siz like a normal person. They had a semi-date as they went through multiple areas and activities, from a nature therapy outing with Kizzy (where Siz rolled a two on a deer, killing it), to then later doing yoga on the beach where Siz got his first erection from Windsong.
Since the rejuvenation suit had no way for Siz to access his erect penis, Windsong had to drive him to the hospital to see about getting the suit removed. When they arrived, they encountered a would-be doctor who managed to work the pad on the front of Siz's suit, removing it successfully and allowing Siz to immediately begin dealing with his erection. Before this, however, Siz had lied to Windsong about his age and told her that he was actually 14, causing her to recoil in disgust after Siz began to deal with his erection. Luckily the would-be doctor pulled Siz aside to discuss this and also told Siz to not publicly masturbate. Siz revealed that he was just pranking Windsong and assured her he would masturbate in private from now on (a promise he would not keep.) Siz then told Windsong the truth about his age and went on to discover that his scar had been fully healed by the suit, much to the joy of Windsong.
Healed Siz Date / Taco Truck IncidentEdit
Later, Windsong and Siz were discussing the weed he had when a local Attack-a-Taco truck rammed into the back of Windsong's Sunflower. The driver then got out of his truck and proceeded to pull Windsong out of Sunflower and beat her up. In a fit of rage, Siz got out of the car and beat up the attacking taco truck driver, starting his vendetta against Attack-a-Taco.
Windsong and Siz would later drive off as Windsong asked Siz if he would beat people again, as Siz replied, he'd do it again for her. Later, another Attack-a-Taco truck slammed into them and the driver once again began to beat up Windsong. Both of them beat up the driver and drove into Siz's secret hiding place behind a club. Siz and Windsong were irritated by the loud music causing Siz to roll on the local DJ after he didn't respond to Siz's request to turn down the music. Siz rolled a two and stabbed the DJ without Windsong knowing.
They would later go up north to the local hippy hangout. Siz however accidentally got into a fight and stepped into a lit campfire, burning himself severely. They were saved by Heidi, the responding EMT after Windsong called an ambulance for Siz. Before Heidi left, a random local started trailing the injured Siz, angering Heidi who punched her in the vagina before departing with Siz.
Burning the Taco Headquarters / #ResolutionEdit
On his own, Siz found the Attack-a-Taco restaurant and planned to burn it down. Using cocaine he found in a local's house, he convinced Windsong to come with him. However, Stevie didn't approve of this at all and after Siz told him about it he tagged along to try to convince Siz to stop.
The first attempt resulted in all three of them being burned severely after a botched attempt (due to interference by Stevie) to light the gasoline trail laid by Siz.
Later, both Siz and Windsong came back to the restaurant alone and finished the job. They managed to burn down the Attack-a-Taco restaurant along with a few of the customer's cars parked in front.
The Parking Lot Incident/ Injured Face Siz Edit
The arson on Attack-a-Taco was the last straw for Stevie, as he considered Windsong a bad influence on Siz and called a meeting between the three of them and Kelly to try to get Siz to stop seeing Windsong. However, unbeknownst to Stevie, Siz was no longer the same defenseless person he met at the Facebook tour. Siz had actually already been turning to a life of crime on his own, as he found the crimes much more profitable and enjoyable than just doing tasks for Mother. Although Siz only began to reveal this side to Stevie after he was together with Windsong, causing Stevie to wrongly place blame on Windsong for his behavior.
During the meeting, Windsong and Stevie got into a heated argument, with both of them even drawing weapons. Eventually, Stevie told Siz that he had to make a choice between him and the Family or Windsong. Not wanting to make that choice Siz jumped off of the parking building they were meeting on, landing face-first onto the pavement several stories below. This left both Windsong and Stevie distraught and caused Siz to regain his signature scar. Windsong was so distraught that she entered a voluntary "sight strike" in which she blinded herself with heavily tinted sunglasses as she felt she didn't deserve to see after the harm she caused.
Edna's Bank Heist TestEdit
One day when talking about Heidi's Ice Creams with Windsong and his brother Stevie, Siz heard a noise coming from the pool area in the Pink Cage. They were enlisted by what Siz called a "ninja looking guy", who identified himself as John. They were to do a mission that would "save" the city. Windsong opted to join in since she thought she will save the world, with Siz, and Stevie the following suit.
Before the three met, Siz and Windsong were looking for a third member, they got desperate enough to even just recruit a random person who Windsong punched after he asked what's wrong with Siz's face. It started with Siz calling his "best friend" Kevin to join them in the mission. Kevin, being a good lawyer, knew he shouldn't partake in any "bad" activity with Siz if he were to save Siz at court. Thus ultimately, Kevin refused the offer to join them. In this time, Windsong taught Siz how to gamble with dice. Siz played along with her sight strike and lied to her with the dice scores, but was valiant enough to still let her win despite her loyalty to her strike and not look at the dice and rely on her very opponent to say what their score was. With three dice, Siz told Windsong she got 19, which was impossible.
As the three (Siz, Windsong, Stevie) are ready for the mission they then met Edna, an old woman who seemed to be either delusional, a veteran worker for the force, or a criminal. She would give them code names and learned what their skills are.
Siz Codenamed "Hospital" = Power to be immune to the cops, this is due to his blind belief that he can't be jailed due to Kevin's legal skills
Stevie Codenamed "Pizza" = Power to see very far given his glasses and ability on computers given his past Facebook job.
Windsong Codenamed "Stardust" = Power to recycle.
Edna would berate the three given their wild reactions and unnatural responses and called them millennials. She taught them how to grab flashlights and attempted to do a pretend bank heist with them. At the bank, they started writing notes on paper saying, "this is only a drill." Given there was only one guard, Edna gave the signal to shoot him.
However, this did not go well as Windsong (still on her sight strike) missed the first taser shot. The guard then began to shoot at them, Edna pulled out her stun gun now that Windsong missed. Stevie tried to run away but was accidentally tased by Edna as he ran into her line of fire. Siz then tried to punch the guard, but missed and hit Windsong. The guard managed to shoot Edna and downed her, with Siz then managing to subdue the guard (but not before missing again and punching Edna in the face while she was getting shot.) All four of them were now hurt and needed to go to the hospital. Since she was severely injured after the shooting Siz picked up Edna to take her to the car, only to have her bowels give out, releasing hot, steamy shit all over him.
It ended with them in the hospital, with Edna singing "Baby Shark" to sleep on her hospital bed.
"John" would recruit the trio of Siz, Windsong, and Stevie to save a hostage on Grove street. This ended poorly (yet successful in their eyes) as all three of them got heavily injured. Siz had his lungs punctured and Stevie got his balls bit by a dog, but the hostage managed to escape during the police interference. A dog got shot down but later revived by the ice cream EMS, Heidi. Kevin, about to sleep, saw all three of them moaning in pain. Kevin was so disappointed they allowed themselves to be used as easily as they were. In fact, Kevin was so disappointed in them that he gave them the keys to his expensive car after a long discussion about doing bad things. Kevin ultimately went home to sleep disappointed when the trio just followed a running convict shouting a language they couldn't speak thinking it was the hostage they saved.
The House Invitation / The Convenience Store RobberiesEdit
Siz later saw on his radio scanner that a huge jailbreak had occurred at the prison that killed almost all the police officers in the city, giving him free rein to go on a crime spree. He brought Windsong along to investigate the jail and came across Heidi in her ambulance who told them ominously that there will be many deaths. Siz then made Windsong his getaway driver and used her car to go rob all the convenience stores around Los Santos. The voices in his head seemingly assumed full control, with Siz going on rampage robbing stores and locals for little to no money. However, partway through his spree, Windsong got into a car accident that caused Siz to fly out of the car and severely injure him. Despite this Siz managed to get back in and continued the robberies for a short time before succumbing to blood loss. Windsong then tried to take him up north to the hippy camp for treatment but realized they wouldn't help and took him to Pillbox before the tsunami hit.
Later, Siz invited Windsong to his newly bought home, revealing his weed plants, giving her a key, and allowing her to decorate the house. This, however, let the Family know about Windsong's interference and her capacity to tattle to everyone about the electronics shop idea (despite Siz never telling her about the idea in the first place.) So, now believing that Windsong will be a liability, Mother got Jacob to try to kill her. Jacob however botched the assassination (she tased him and escaped to Pillbox where she described the attack to her doctor, where Siz coincidentally also happened to be) starting Siz's feud with the Family.
The Failed AssassinationEdit
Siz would later see Windsong injured in the hospital talking about a demonic emotionless voiced man shooting her and attempting to stab her. Siz knew it could only be Jacob. And this was the start of the Feud with the Family Arc.
The Breakup / Sexist Siz ArcEdit
Windsong blamed Siz for the assassination attempt as his name was said during the assassination and kidnapped him after meeting with Vince Offer, the Sham-Wow guy. Siz knew that the only way to keep her safe was to break up with her. So, when Windsong called Siz a sexist (given his impulses to get angry and order her around) he took the opportunity to expand upon it and began to make sexist comments directed at her so she would be driven away. She didn't take kindly to this and attempted to run him over with Sunflower, but failed after Siz ran into the nearby river. Afterward, he would later pass the time with Stevie trying to save a deer stuck in a stand.
The Ultimate Race/ Equal Rights, Equal FightsEdit
Windsong would later see Siz with his fully upgraded Brawler. Windsong, wanting to prove that women can drive, challenged Siz to a race. She was driving Tangerine, an orange version of Sunflower. While Siz drove his Brawler improved by Gomer.
The result was evident before the match started, Windsong's baseline hybrid lost both times to Siz's supped up Brawler. Even when Siz blew out his tires on the second race and had to stop for more than a minute to repair, he still managed to catch up and win the race. Windsong's Tangerine had a top speed of 90 mph, while Siz's Brawler was able to reach 150 mph.
After the race at the finish line, Windsong proclaimed that she trained in CQC (Close Quarters Combat) with John. Windsong wanted a duel between her and Siz, if she won, Siz would respect women. If Siz won, Windsong would tweet about Siz being a great man.
During the fight, Siz surprisingly dodged all of Windsong's punches and beat her up so bad that she stopped the fight midway. To make her feel better Siz claimed that he too had received training from John in CQC (in reality Siz hadn't received any sort of training and had actually performed poorly in most of the fights he was in prior to the duel.) Windsong then fulfilled her end of the bargain and tweeted about Siz's greatness.
New Neighbor RPEdit
While trying to purchase a safe house in his sister's name (Erin) Siz came home to a horrible surprise. The realtor (who was going to sell said house to Erin) had just sold another house to Happy The Clown with Windsong as his roommate, the house next to Siz's. This caused great distress to Siz because he found Windsong to be horribly annoying and wanted anything else than to have her as his neighbor.
Them moving in would be the start of various antics Siz would pull against his newfound neighbors. He began by leaving a pile of shit on their front porch, he then called the police on them after seeing Dab's Lambo in their driveway, and most recently on the same night, he broke into their house and began to shoot around to scare them.
Mother Arc Storylines / Family Feud Edit
The Facebook TourEdit
Siz first met Mother during his early days in the city while taking his pay from Facebook. There, in the Facebook lobby is where he would go on his fateful tour with Stevie and Mother.
Siz first heard of him when he heard Mother talking about how she might have liked a rapper named Yung Dab. Through Mother, Siz met Yung Dab, where he confided into him that he was just trying to fuck Mother. Siz went along with Dab's charade and told Mother that he treated him well despite Siz being initially threatened by him. Dab would later show his personality and his life of crime by revealing a gun to threaten Stevie, and by offering Siz a cash award of $50,000 to assassinate the then Chief of Police Snow.
Siz would be invited by Mother to an exorcism which would later be revealed to be a sexorcism where a priest would fuck the demon inside the victim. Siz wore a paper bag on his head and started talking like Louis Armstrong to hide his real voice. This is also where he met Buck for the first time.
The Family PlanEdit
Jacob would later give Siz a shotgun for free, but Siz was pulled over for busted lights and was caught by the police. Siz would then be charged $4000 for the shotgun. During this time, Jacob would also give Siz the idea and plans for the Family, Jacob wanted Siz to earn money to buy a home that would later be a front for an electronics store.
Mother would later take Stevie, Siz, and a newcomer Maxine, to a pier to discuss Family matters. Siz immediately became suspicious of her and treated her with contempt, even secretly declaring her his new rival. Siz then caught wind that Maxine may have been an undercover cop, so he recruited a suspicious Stevie to gather evidence against her. After several days of investigation and the theft of her vehicle, it turned out that Maxine was not an undercover cop, but just an incompetent criminal.
The Killer Bovice Edit
Bovice is the person Siz fears the most; his unstable persona, intimidating looks, reputation as a serial killer, and creepy voice consistently scare Siz (who Bovice refers to as, "Lil Mans") into doing whatever he desires of him. Siz first encountered Bovice by chance on the street where he had coerced Siz into letting him in his vehicle. Bovice then proceeded to become enraged, with him telling Siz that the only way to calm him down was through the use of cocaine. Having several baggies in his possession, Siz quickly returned to his home to appease Bovice (out of fear that he would murder him otherwise.) Thus began his fearful relationship with Bovice. He would take Siz along to stakeout locations under the guise of being Bugstars employees, with Siz taking up the Paul Desnutsio persona.
Bovice has so far forced Siz to take part in two murders, the murder of Kizzy Nevaeh (Siz's therapist at the time) and most recently Siz's neighbor Happy D'Klown. He's also recently called upon Siz for more Bugstars stakeouts and active participation in possibly filming and uploading murder footage for Bovice on the crime leaderboard run on the dark web.
Despite the government bounty of $250,000 for information leading to Bovice's capture Siz refuses to rat him out; he knows that word would spread about who brought him down and that Bovice would exact his revenge the next time Siz was sent to prison, ensuring that his next prison sentence was a death sentence.
Speedy and The Vagos Edit
Siz had met Speedy at a convenience store where they very quickly formed a friendship. Speedy was the one who showed Siz how gangs commit crimes and make money whereas Step Dab was the one who showed Siz how to do heists. To this end, Speedy showed Siz how to sell weed in bulk on the corner and even showed him how to grow it himself. Eventually, Speedy recruited Siz to manage the copious amount of weed plants in one of his houses, giving him a key to said residence, ten percent of all the product from each harvest, and one of the rooms inside it to do anything he wishes (Siz subsequently set up a masturbation area, complete with porn magazines, tissues, and lotion.) Siz was so good attending the plants that Speedy decided to induct Siz into the Vagos and introduce him to his business partners once he further proved himself.
Speedy is always finding himself into some kind of trouble whether its prison, a gang war, or being taken as a hostage. There was one instance where Siz and Dab took Speedy hostage for a bank heist and Speedy got blasted in the back with a shotgun because he tried to take crack and run away. There was also a time where Speedy unloaded an Uzi into a motorcycle because he thought he was "destroying his enemy's vehicle" when in reality it was Siz's bike that he had just hot-wired five minutes prior. When the cops arrived asking what had happened, Speedy had taken off and Siz blamed the shooting on Sal who was running by right at that moment.
Despite always being in some kind of trouble, Speedy has a soft spot for Siz. He is always willing to protect him from any kind of threat, offer him advice, and guide him through whatever crime he may be committing. Speedy was even debating on buying Siz a Brawler, however, Siz had already bought one himself thanks to the Dab discount applied to the order by Al Saab. However, despite Speedy's apparent affection he constantly calls Siz by the derogatory nickname "Jizz" in almost every encounter in which he utters his name and has even threatened to brutally murder Siz should he step out of line in any fashion.
More recently Speedy has gotten into the weapons dealing business and has become a new source of guns for Siz (going from a former customer of Siz to his newest supplier), even going as far as giving out $35,000 worth of class 2's to him for free.
Speedy recently reconfirmed Siz's position in the Vagos as Second-in-Command, this is significant not only because of the high-status Siz would have in the gang but also because it was rumored the position was temporary and/or a joke.
Bus Tour and Becoming a Gnome Edit
Yung Dab and his Gnomes believed the Los Santos Police Department was corrupt and unjust, so they organized a plan to force the Department of Justice to wipe clean the records of every criminal in Los Santos. Yung Dab told Siz to steal a bus and take people on a tour around the city that would end in the parking lot of the Vinewood Racetrack where The Gnomes would take everyone on the bus hostage. Dab told Siz that if he was able to do this he would become apart of his inner circle and officially be a Gnome. Yung Dab also told Siz that the tour had to look as legitimate as possible, and that meant Siz would have to take a bullet to quell any suspicion on his part in their plans.
The tour didn't go as smoothly as planned, with many occupants (including Siz) suffering severe scuffilitis, however, the bus eventually made it to the final stop at the racetrack where the Gnomes were lying in wait. Siz was ordered off the bus and after a brief argument, he was shot in a non-fatal area as planned. The Gnomes then placed C-4 on the bus and told an occupant to drive as fast as possible around the track. This, however, did not end well as Yung Dab accidentally detonated the explosive prematurely, wounding everyone on the bus, but not causing any fatalities. The Gnomes then had to flee the scene before the police arrived, so they dragged Siz into the parking lot and stuffed him into a white car where he would later be found by EMS. He was later questioned by the police in the hospital, however, he refused to give up his Step Dab. After he was released from the hospital, he was welcomed into the Gnomes, gaining respect from Gomer, Chang, Jacob, and even Dab himself.
The Brawler Edit
Siz was the first person in Los Santos to buy a Coil Brawler, which he was able to purchase after selling numerous ounces of weed, robbing houses, and partaking in bank robberies with his Step Dab. Siz is normally a shy, worrisome man, but with his Brawler, he becomes greedy and fearless, something that has earned him a great deal of respect in the world of crime.
The Brawler has suffered multiple interactions with the police but has used its great off-road capabilities to its advantage. A prominent example of this was when Siz managed to evade the former "King of the Dirt" Detective Ziggy Buggs in off-road driving, claiming the title for himself. However, Deputy Michael Dias claimed to have taken the title from Siz after he later apprehended him in a chase involving the Brawler (despite the chase ending in a city alley and never having gone off-road.) Dias' rule didn't last for long though as Siz reclaimed the title, "King of the Dirt" from Dias after successfully evading him and several other officers by climbing the slopes of Mount Chiliad in the Brawler.
Despite these achievements Siz has been caught in the Brawler before, these failures, however, were due to driver error rather than being eclipsed by a superior driver/vehicle. His failures have been when he: ran into a boulder on his first chase, ran into a tree later, got cornered in a dead-end alley, wrecked himself on a rock by the railroad tracks near Sandy Shores Airfield, wrecked the Brawler on a jump after foolishly turning around to rescue his pursuing officer (Dias) by ramming his patrol car back onto its wheels (this caused enough damage to the Brawler to wreck it on the next jump it made), when he got his Brawler stuck in an area behind a pool (however this resulted in him dying rather than getting caught as he bled out at the bottom of said pool), and most recently when he crashed it after running over a spike-strip and having obscured vision due to taking crack-cocaine (however the Brawler did almost evade the pursuing officers for some distance despite running on flat tires.) Although, when played to its strengths correctly the Brawler is able to easily evade the police and has successfully done so in over 10 separate police chases.
After attaining a large amount of both wealth and notoriety in Los Santos Siz has become much more antagonistic towards the police (more specifically Officers Ziggy and Dias) and now actively starts chases for fun rather than just as a means of escape from a crime (as he finds the thrill of the chase well worth the possible jail time.) Siz fully expects all these encounters to result in his capture (often making little effort to actually end the chase or evade in an efficient manner as that would defeat the purpose behind it) but has more often than not found unexpected ways out of any significant jail time and in some cases has even managed to successfully evade the police for a time (before inevitably either: simply turning himself in to get rid of the warrant or being captured in an unrelated chase/situation [usually on foot or in a vehicle other than his Brawler].)
First "Date/Hangout" with Zelda Harth Edit
Siz had met Zelda at the Pink Cage while riding around with Step Dab. He was running back to his room to grab something when he saw her and commented on her cute glasses. As he and Dab were about to leave again, he made Dab stop and asked him to go talk to her for him. Being the great Step Dad that he is, Dab went up to Zelda and told her that Siz was having a bad week after being ousted by his family and would appreciate it if she would go on a date with him, to which she agreed, but also said that she would not give him a handjob.
The next day Siz and Zelda met up and went down to the docks to get some ice cream. Right away Siz had surprised her because he "wasn't a basic bitch and taken her to Creampie and made a sexual innuendo about fucking her." After some small talk, Zelda asked Siz if he would help her take pictures of each police station, to which he agreed.
At one of the police stations, Siz left Zelda because he heard his car alarm going off. Upon reaching his car, he found the Chang Gang, who were plotting to steal his car. After they left he met up with Zelda again, who was also concerned that they were stealing his car. It was at this point where Siz learned that Zelda doesn't like falls because she always tells him "don't laugh and if you do, keep it to yourself." A few minutes later Zelda fell face-first off a roof to which Siz kept his laughter to himself.
Sometime later, Zelda took Siz up into the mountains to visit a secret cave that nobody else knew about and remarked on how it's the perfect place to murder someone. Luckily for Siz, she didn't want to murder him and proceeded to take him down to a large rock by the stream. After Siz told her that he'll jump off of it if she does. After Zelda nearly hit her head on the rock, Siz did a cannonball, however, he wasn't as lucky and slammed his back on the edge of the rock, knocked himself out, and fell into the river. After a brief search, Zelda was able to find Siz and dragged him out of the river. She then proceeded to drive Siz to the hospital via his beloved Brawler, and despite her having little to say about anything, even she admitted: "this car is awesome."
After he got released from the hospital, Siz showed off his home to Zelda and told her that he owns 10% of the parking lot next door. She took a brief look around and said that he had a nice place before she said that she had to leave. When Siz went out after her, she was nowhere to be found.
The Last Dab Edit
The Last Dab was the final heist conducted by Yung Dab, which led to his arrest and subsequent incarceration for life. It started out with Siz and Gomer meeting at the Tuner Shop to fix Siz's problem with his Brawler's armor. After the two figured out what the problem was, Siz called Dab and told him that he had come across another bank card. Dab, however, had already figured out one of the cards and what time-slot they could be used for. Dab then planned to meet Siz and Gomer at the Tuner Shop so the trio could do a heist and allow Siz to do some "smashy smashy" with his Brawler, however, he never showed up. Concerned, Siz called Dab and learned that he was being chased. Siz, being the great stepson that he is, decided that he would intercept the cops that were chasing Dab and ram them. After spending some time driving all around the city trying to catch up, Dab called Siz telling him that he managed to escape the cops and told him to come to meet him, Gomer, and Mel.
Not long after Siz met them a police officer rolled up because unbeknownst to them, a police helicopter had been following Dab the entire time since the start of the chase earlier. Dab drew his AK and forced the officer to drive away, but not even two minutes later police reinforcements arrived, making the group scramble. Dab ran behind Eugene's house, Mel took off into the neighborhood, and Siz and Gomer got in their cars and were ignored by the officers. Bobby Smith of the BCSO pursued Dab while over the radio fellow officers were heard asking "who has the AK" and less than five seconds later Smith bumped into an AK-wielding Dab who gunned him down, however, Smith was able to land a couple of shots into Dab before he went down. Dab, now bleeding out, crawled into Eugene's house where he was safe from the police but fell unconscious. During all this, Mel was arrested and sentenced to 15 months in prison.
Once Dab was treated and Mel was released, the group decided that they wanted to go big and go on a crime spree, starting with the jewelry store and then moving onto the big bank. The plan was that Dab would provide overwatch, Mel and Gomer would grab the goods, and Siz would ram the cops and do a drive-by.
The plan started out well with Siz distracting the cops while the others peppered them with rounds, however, an officer was able to get onto an adjacent roof and took out Dab. The chance of success was further diminished when Siz unknowingly shot Gomer and Mel in a drive-by and was then shot by a security guard himself. Bleeding out, Siz drove himself to safety and found shelter in a 7/11, where he fell unconscious due to blood loss while trying to bandage himself. During that time Mel and Dab were arrested and Gomer was rescued by a friend of his, however, he was knocked unconscious. After spending some time unconscious and his blood spilling onto the floor of the 7/11, Siz was rescued by no other than his crush, Griselda "Zelda" Harth.
Zelda stashed Siz's car behind some shipping crates and took him to Grandma's house, where they ran into Gomer and his friend. Siz then introduced Zelda as Sam so that they didn't know her real identity, something that she appreciated. She would then bring him to the clothing store so that he could lose his disguise and then brought him to his home. On the way, Siz told her that he met with her brother and that he passed on his message, which Zelda seemed pleased to hear. They also engaged in various small talk, suggesting that the pair had become more accustomed to each other.
Sometime later Siz learned that he had a warrant and that Dab had been arrested and was currently being held at the police station. Siz then disguised himself as Paul Deeznutsio, Attorney at Law so he could see his Step Dab, however, he never got close, the moment he walked into the station he was detained and searched before being told off and sent on his way. A short time later, Siz decided he was going to join his Step Dab and get himself imprisoned, so he drove to the police station in hopes of being chased and later arrested, but no officers would pursue him. Siz then encountered Jacob outside of the station, taking him into his Brawler and then proceeding to have a discussion while driving around the city. Jacob revealed that he planned to get revenge for the Gnomes by committing large-scale terrorism across the city, starting with supplying burner phones to criminals and working up to C-4 attacks, he also stated that he wanted Siz to be involved (potentially alluding to him wishing for Siz to follow his Step Dab's footsteps and become the next Gnome.) Jacob also asked Siz, "are you fucking my sister" (Griselda Harth), which Siz denied, but he did admit that they had gone on dates and that she had saved his life twice. Jacob then told Siz that he had better treat her nicely as she does not like getting hurt, to which Siz replied that he would never willingly hurt her.
After returning Jacob to his car at the police station, Siz returned to his home where he spent multiple days depressed over the arrest of his Step Dab.
Post Dab (Depression Arc) Edit
After a few days mourning over the imprisonment of Dab, Siz finally decided it was time to go back out into the world. Upon opening his phone, he noticed he received texts from Shaw, Mother, and Erin, all asking him if he was alright to which he responded no. He then paid his rent so that he didn't have to cry himself to sleep in his Brawler. After stopping to get some burgers, he then texted Zelda "Hi" to see if she was around.
Siz later met Uncle Buck, Detective Chang, and others at the diner next to the Pink Cage; Buck then briefly caught up with Siz, with the latter telling Buck about Dab's arrest and his own warrant. Buck told Siz that he could do whatever he wanted to do and should focus on bigger things. After Buck went to bed, Siz decided he was going to burgle some houses in hopes of getting some goodies that he could use in future crimes.
After Siz burgled a few houses Gomer called and told Siz that they needed to talk about Dab, so Siz met him at the Tuner Shop. Gomer explained that Dab had ratted himself out to the cops and told them that he was The Gnome. This resulted in Dab being charged with the hundreds of criminal acts he committed over his time in Los Santos and was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole. Siz became emotional but managed to keep it together and decided to do what Step Dab would want him to do: crime. Gomer then informed Siz that a small handful of people could make thermite, which can be used to quickly rob banks. The two then went their own ways, with Siz determined to get his hands on thermite.
Sometime later after being jailed once again, Siz asked the sky for a sign from Yung Dab during a depressive craze. Dab responded from the depths of the jail, behind multiple vault gates in a soft voice Siz could barely understand. The message was, "load the cocaine."
Second "Date/Hangout" with Zelda Harth Edit
Siz and Zelda's second date started out with the latter taking pictures of various banks around the island. The two then drove around the island: visiting a giant dinosaur, sitting on an exhaust chimney shaped like a volcano, taking dirt paths through the mountains, and even climbed a hill overlooking the power plant where Zelda took even more pictures. Throughout the road trip, Siz got hungry and ate whatever he could find laying around including garbage and paint chips in Zelda's car. When Zelda questioned Siz about his willingness to eat trash, Siz responded that "one man's trash is another man's treasure." Zelda agreed, revealing that she thought the same of Siz when she first heard of him, in reference to Mother's exclusion of Siz from the family. At one point the paint chips and garbage he ate, plus the volcano fumes shot up his ass upset his colon so much that he almost ended up shitting himself, but he managed to restrain it to an audibly loud fart which forced Zelda to drive him to his house so he could blow out his bowels.
The two also talked much more frequently than they did on the first date. The conversations were much more personal, with the two admitting that they like each other, and later sharing a moment while overlooking the prison. Also, at one point Zelda informed Siz that people were hunting him down so they could kill them, however, she told them not to. She later questioned if this even mattered because natural selection may take him away from her anyways.
Third Date with Zelda Harth Edit
Siz and Zelda's third date was much more action-packed than the previous two dates, but it still contained a few sweet moments. The date started with Siz telling Zelda about Ravi the scammer, and after hearing about him, Zelda suggested they run him over in order to teach him a lesson. After a while, Zelda was finally able to convince the scammer to meet her in an alleyway, where Siz would then slam into him with his Brawler. The plan, however, didn't go as smoothly as planned since the scammer noticed Siz lying in wait, however, Siz was eventually able to ram the scammer Ravi multiple times, knocking him unconscious.
After teaching the scammer a lesson, the two-headed to the Pink Cage. While there, Zelda told Siz that if they are on a date he has to ask her first otherwise they are just hanging out. Siz, doing exactly what his Step Dab would do, shoots his shot and asked if she would like to go on a date, to which she said yes but also explained that she doesn't do handjobs and that she doesn't like watching the sunset or hanging out on the beach.
After the tsunami hit, the two traveled to a construction site, where Siz found and stole a bulldozer. Siz told Zelda that he had to use the bulldozer "to make a statement" believing the cops to be corrupt and even more cocky since Dab's life sentence. As he slowly made his way to the police department Zelda passed him and told him that he is an actual idiot, but he forged on to honor his Step Dab. He then used the bulldozer to wreck a parked police car at Mission Row and took the responding officers on a chase through the area around Mission Row, disabling several more cruisers until he was shot by Officer Dias. Siz was then brought to the hospital where he witnessed Zelda verbally murder Officer Dias.
Siz was then arrested and was facing an 80-month sentence, however, since Siz is such a stand-up guy, his sentence was reduced to 40 months. While in prison, Siz spoke to Speedy on the phone and learned that he is going to be promoted within the gang. He also spoke with Zelda and learned that she saw the entire incident with the bulldozer and that he had impressed her. Zelda explained to Siz that his Step Dab would be proud of him and Siz then cried in the rain and had resolved to carry out Dab's legacy.
Siz and His Gun Empire? Edit
After growing and selling copious amounts of weed in addition to robbing many banks (both big and small), Siz managed to amass a large amount of cash, respect, and property. This caused him to shift priorities, placing his and the communities enjoyment over his prior goal of simply attaining more money. In addition to intentionally starting chases with the police and wantonly committing crimes Siz decided to enter the world of weapons dealing through Erin Cox (Gomer to a lesser extent) and Jacob as Siz saw that it was difficult for the lesser citizens of Los Santos to acquire weapons (as the prices for said weapons were inflated and the ability to find them was difficult for new players.) At first Siz sold from his prior stash of weapons (mostly pistols with a few bullpup shotguns) along with some deliveries of compact rifles he bought off of Gomer. After Siz offloaded these weapons to various customers he then began receiving instructions about gathering orders for his secret supplier (a person who is whitelisted on the server to spawn in gun deliveries who told UberHaxorNova and other streamers he works with to keep his identity a secret from their audiences to prevent metagaming) that was already delivering guns to Erin.
However, while Siz was able to find a customer in Speedy the supplier's prices were extremely overpriced when compared to the street prices for the corresponding weapons. This caused great distress to Siz as he was trying to open up a means for the people of Los Santos to easily obtain weapons, not trying to exploit their desperation. After discussing this fact with Gomer, he walked away from the conversation with hope that Gomer would become his supplier so that he could sell weapons at a reasonable price.
Although, as it turned out his supplier had seemingly been out-competed by other people's ability to: at first receive weapons at the docks through the Wizard and Pixerium and now by the ability to craft weapons using crates. At around the same time that weapon crafting was introduced to the city Jacob approached Siz and informed him of his plans to shift the Family's weapons dealing to weapon's manufacturing, even showing him a new property that would becoming their storefront under the auspiciousness of an electronics store (which used to be the purpose for Siz's house [despite the fact that they never followed up on the idea].) After discovering that his supplier fell through Siz proceeded to liquidate his weapon inventory (save for several pistols for personal use and various other weapons he was simply unable to offload.)
After taking a two-week vacation to Japan to attend MarioCon (UberHaxorNova took a two-week hiatus from GTA RP to play Mario Maker 2 and to move) Siz returned and transitioned into selling crack and cocaine in addition to weed and weapons (now with Speedy as his new supplier.)
Siz Fulker and the Bloodhound Edit
Officer Michael Dias and Siz have had a special relationship ever since they first met. Siz has thus-far been the only person who has consistently offered Dias any sort of challenge during his police work (with the former evading a pursuing Dias a number of times), this has created a sort of intense rivalry between the two (mainly for the title of "King of the Dirt.") This pursuit rivalry has spilled over to many other aspects of their interactions, with the two often exchanging banter whenever they encounter one another on the streets or during an arrest.
Despite the apparent rivalry, Dias does have a soft side for Siz and will often give him light punishments when captured and once even went out of his way to stop Siz from being raided by striking a deal with him to return the PD grade weapons he stole off of his person after he was downed by Siz (as possession of PD grade weapons is a raidable offense with a resulting jail time of 300 months and $15000 fine per stolen weapon [which for Siz would've been equivalent to 1200 months or 100 years for the four stolen PD weapons, not including any additional charges from whatever was uncovered in the raids].)
A few weeks later, Dias moved into the house two doors down from Siz's, which yielded great disdain from Siz as he now has to contend with yet another neighbor he does not like. In fact, Siz's first formal welcoming of Dias to the neighborhood resulted in an extended confrontation that eventually resulted in Siz kidnapping Dias right off of his property for use as a hostage in a Fleeca Bank robbery.
Most recently Siz and Dias interactions temporarily came to a screeching halt as Dias had been suspended from the police force for three days for: using a flashbang against Siz and "overly aggressive policing". However, the flashing was a request on Siz's part as he had been trying to experience the effects of a flashbang (to "build up a tolerance") ever since he heard of the police force acquiring them and Dias offered to meet him in a remote location to test it out.
Jacob Harth and the Dark Web Edit
Siz initially was scared of Jacob as a whole due to his creepy voice and mysterious persona, however, over time this slowly degraded to simple respect as Siz encountered scarier personas and Jacob himself started to show a more humorous side to Siz.
Siz first heard of Jacob through Mother after she had told him that somebody suspicious was following her around. Later while driving around the city, Siz caught a glimpse of somebody on a bike spying on him from a distance. He chased the individual around until he managed to corner him under some stairs, the person drew a gun and briefly held Siz at gunpoint while Siz asked him who he was and why he was spying on him. The person revealed that he was Jacob and told Siz to remain quiet about his identity, leaving quickly on his bike.
Siz later saw Jacob when Mother arranged a meeting between the three of them at the Raven Slaughterhouse. During this meeting, Jacob took several pictures of Siz's face and informed the two that they would talk again. After this meeting, Mother and Siz became much more active on the Dark Web and she had begun to work closely with Jacob on various projects. Siz became integral to Jacob's plans after Dab got locked away as Siz became his new criminal front to spread chaos around the city. One example of this was the "electronics store" that Siz's house was supposed to be (as Mother and Jacob forwarded funds to Siz to buy his own home with plans to use it as a cover for a store that sold criminal goods.) However, this idea was transferred to a different location owned by, and located next to, Zelda's apartment before being canned entirely due to extensive changes by the government that rendered the idea infeasible. Nowadays Jacob has been making massive renovations to the Dark Web and has been stockpiling VPNs, drugs, and weapons which Siz occasionally pulls from.
Additionally, Jacob set up the criminal leaderboard on the Dark Web (an anonymous leaderboard for criminals that awards points based on the crime that's submitted [Siz was in first place for a significant amount of time]) where Siz is actively submitting crime clips in the hope of claiming the first-place prize of $50,000, several bricks of cocaine, and several different types of class two weapons. However, Jacob had stipulated that a minimum of at least 10 people must have submitted crimes to the leaderboard before the prizes were distributed (with the original closing date being one week after the leaderboard was opened.) But, that minimum number wasn't reached before the one week had ended (causing Jacob to extend the prize date indefinitely until the minimum number of participants was reached.) As of this writing, Siz (pseudonym Zis on the leaderboard) is in second place behind Speedy, although this is due to the fact that UberHaxorNova himself has not uploaded Siz's more recent criminal activities to the leaderboard (of which contains two jailbreaks [one of the most valuable crimes on the leaderboard] and many various robberies, police evasions, and kidnappings since he last uploaded.)
To remedy the issue of the Dark Web's low user base, Jacob instructed Siz to attempt to spread knowledge of the Dark Web through the distribution of VPNs (a device that allows users to bypass the minigames and passcode normally required to access the Dark Web.) Although, Siz himself expressed concern that even with the VPNs people would still be "too lazy" to use the Dark Web in any real capacity (as seen by the people already on leaderboard), but Jacob assured him that when knowledge of its usefulness spread, more people would be enticed to use the Dark Web. Siz's stated strategy is to introduce the new criminals he encounters to the Dark Web through the sale of VPNs, however he has yet to do this as Siz either: forgets the need to sell VPNs in its entirity, or doesn't get a chance to make the offer as a situation rapidly develops (such as robbing a Fleeca Bank or an untimely brain explosion [hard crash].) And so, after several days Siz had only found one person willing to acquire a VPN (with this individual not being a new user, as they had already regularly accessed the Dark Web without a VPN) in exchange for a Panto.
Criminal Record EditStatus of Drivers License: 7 points (Valid)
Warrant Status: N/A
- Accessory to Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x1
- Accessory to Robbery x2
- Assault with Deadly Firearm x2
- Assault with Deadly Weapon x3
- Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x1
- Brandishing x1
- Burglary x1
- Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x8
- Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 2] x5
- Criminal Possession of a Taser x1
- Criminal Use of a Firearm x1
- Disorderly Conduct x1
- Driving on a Suspended/Revoked License x4
- Evading x5
- Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x2
- Felony Hit and Run x1
- First Degree Speeding x2
- Joyriding x4
- Kidnapping x4
- Negligent Driving x1
- Possession of Crack x1
- Possession of a Stolen Identification x1
- Reckless Driving x3
- Reckless Evading x18
- Resisting Arrest x9
- Robbery x5
- Tampering With a Vehicle x1
- Vandalism of Government Property x1
Dice Rolls Edit
|''1/2 - Good karma, 2/2 - Bad karma''|
|A rude guy on stairs near Pillbox||2/2|
|A local outside meat factory||2/2|
|Some deer by a river||2/2|
|Ravi the scammer||2/2||https://www.twitch.tv/80bsaget|
|Alabaster Slim (Pimp)||1/2||https://www.twitch.tv/kyle|
Episode List Edit
This is a list of all episodes and major happenings for each one, this will help people catch up and know which episode where important details happen. (VOD Links aren't included because they sometimes get removed on Twitch)
Siz Fulker 1
Bogg introduces Siz to the city
Siz meets Stevie
Siz's face gets berated by multiple people
Siz's delivery Job
The FaceBook Tour Ft. Stevie, Mother
"Zombie" Siz meets Windsong
The Sexorcism, Bag Head Siz
Siz meets Buck
The Truck Driving
Buck sees the true Siz
Dab's 5$ Tip, Snow Mission and Gun
Dab teaches Siz about life and women in his Lambo
The Roll: Dab vs Mother
Skating Park fight Ft. Stevie, Mother, Ziggy, Bobby
|2||Siz Fulker 2-3
|Mother calls them, The Family, the League of Villains
Mother's 'Hot' Secret Lair
Mother's 'Meaty' Secret Lair
Windsong's Taxi Services
Buck and the Weed Party, Ft. Mel.
Mel Tazer vs Siz's Machete
Buck, Siz vs Bouncer
The Casino Blackjack and the Koreans Ft. Dab, Gomer, Buck, Mother
Siz meets Family Sister Vivi
Judd's Winery Job Interview Ft. Cops
Siz's Doppelganger James
Buck's Brother Gomer
Siz sports car test drive
Siz's first Car
Sidestory / Siz vs The Internet
Siz Happy Nice Canada Adventures
The Strip Club visit
Siz steals friendly canadian Car
Siz meets Kelly
Rumors of the Dark Web
|4||Siz Until Internet goes away
|The Strip Club Stabbing Incident
Siz vs the World
Kevin Shaw Attorney at Law!
Kevin protects Siz
Bug Man Siz Hides from the world
The Longest Kidnapping
The Rejuvination Suit
The Vagos Leader, Speedy
|Rejuvinaton Suit Siz
Windsong Nature adventure Ft. Deer
Siz's First Boner, the Orgy talk
Siz reveals 'real' age to Windsong
The Doctor who saved me
Attack a Taco vs Windsong and Siz 1
Attack a Taco vs Windsong and Siz 2
Siz burns, Crazy Local woman vs Heidi
Siz's Sadness Jump
|6||Waiting Room 1-2
Kevin calls Siz in front
Family vs Windsong
The Parking Lot Incident Jump
The Scar is Back
|Siz sees and tests the Brawler, Dab Approved
Buck Tutorial NPC; Robbing, Jobs, Recycle Centre, and more
Siz learns to rob houses
Siz vs Raja. The OxySwallow. Ft. Cops
The Broken Tail light
Jacob's Shotgun, the Weapon Business House Project
Speedy's Weed Business
|8||Its a jamboree
|Maxi meets the Family, and Siz
Siz learns advanced lockpicks
Siz Jewelry Store attempt
It was the Penguin Mask!
Siz's Jail Time
|9||Siz gets Risky
|The One man Band
Speedy's Big Time Weed Business
Edna's Ultimate Flawless Bank Heist Ft. Millenials
Kevin warns Siz don't do the mission
The Mission Ft. Stevie, Windsong
Kevin sees Siz did the mission anyway
|10||This is Siz Ok
Siz's first time in the fight tournament
Vulture Siz fails Jewelry store with Dab's Shotgun
Dab teaches Siz how Heists Work
Dab, Siz Duo Paleto, Gomer's Blockade
Dab Plans the Explosive Bus Tour
Siz wants in Dab's Inner Circle
Dab's chose Siz as the Bus Driver
Stevie vs Dab on Siz's Path
Domestic Abuse caught on Camera
Siz plans the Bus Tour
Speedy's Forest Home
Siz becomes Speedy's Green Pusher/ Gardener
Speedy Teaches How Weed Grows
|11||Siz Secret Stream
Mother teaches the Decryptors/ USBs
Mother and Siz finds a home for Jacob's Plan
Siz's new Home
New Home Celebration Ft. Dab, Buck, Mother
Siz introduces Bus Plan to Family Ft. Stevie, Dab, Mother
Mother Joyrides Dab's Limo
The Scuffening Ft. Buck, Mother, Stevie, Amara
Vagos Siz vs Jacob Dream Match
|12||Sizzle me softly
The Underwater Tour Adventure Ft. Mother, Buck
Buck fixes Siz's jellyfish sting
Siz's tractor Ft. Mother
Buck teaches Siz the choplist
Siz gets fired from the winery
Siz vs Buck's Windshield and a Pole
Siz's new holy calling
Siz vs Speed, Round 2 Ft. Buck
Siz invites Windsong to his home
The Prison Break Aftermath
Siz's Convenience Store Heists Ft. Windsong
|13||Sizzle my biscuits
Bugstars! Ft. Siz Paul and Not Bovice
Bovice World Assassination Ft. Siz
Dab, Saab, Siz Heist
Saab learns about Dab's Step son Siz
Siz Asks Hostaged Clown about Windsong
Saab, Dab, Siz VG Math Problem
Windsong's Failed Assassination
Alpha Siz angry at Mother
Speedy's Back Up, Vagos Siz
Speedy Warns The Family to not mess with Vagos
Deep voice Siz making up a "Confrontation with Jacob" scenario
Siz lets Ziggy know he might die, spills Family Ties
The Meetup with The Family, Clap those Cheeks
Siz opens up his problem about the Family
|14||Mario Maker 2 Reaction
|The Windsong Breakup, Sexist Siz
|15||Siz in a situation
Mother and Siz have a talk
Missing Ex Girlfriend
Siz in Hiding
Siz watches the Fighting Tournament from Afar
Siz explains to Speedy the situation
Situation: Bovice World, Family Problem, Windsong Missing
Siz explains to Kevin the situation
Waterfall Situation Explanation Ft. Mother, Carter, Kevin
Siz explains to White Knight Saab, Ellie
The Sports Car Show Ft. Dab, Kevin, Buck
Dab explains the Bus Tour Plan
Siz meets new sister Erin
Grimy Motherfucker hits poor ol Tyrone
|16||Siz drives a bus... hopefully
Bus Tour attempt stopped by storm
Siz attempts to be a firefighter
Speedy's being followed by a Puto, Siz
Speedy's Back Up, Vagos Siz
Speedy's plan to lockdown Recycling Centre
Speedy, the Smart Business Man, Reckless Gangbanger
Judge vs Vagos
Siz saves a Judge
Family Meeting: Mother, Stevie, Carter, Vivi, Erin
Siz vs Bus Driver
Siz meets Speedy's Cousin
Speedy argues with Greens, Carter
The Explosive Bus Tour Ft. The Gnomes
DnD Player vs Machine Gun
Siz is now initiated within Dab's Circle, get Paid $$
Siz meets Zelda for the first time
Wingman Dab helps Siz know Zelda
Zelda agrees Date, gives Phone Number. No Handjobs
Dab says Zelda is Jacob's sister
Boat plan Heist, Dab, Chang, Uchiha
The BRAWLER is Born, Saab Dab Discount
Siz vs the Statue Man
(May 22 / 23)
Siz vs the Scammer Ravi Ft. Bodyguard
Siz and Zelda First Date
Date: Sunset, Pier Pictures, Parkouring Ft. Chicken Worm
The River Jump
Siz invites Zelda to his home
|19||War. Total War
Small banks come into town
Brawler gets Buffed
Siz's Brawler vs Cops Plan
Gomer, Dab, Taco Siz Heist, Ft. Speedy Hostage
Someone Shot Siz's Bike, Ft. Speedy
Speedy's Big Money Gift to Siz
|The small banks open season
Siz vultures on bank robbers
Siz robs the statue scammer
Siz's Brawler vs Windsong's Sunflower
Siz vs Windsong CQC Match
Siz hits a rock, Nature - 1
Siz hits a tree, Nature - 2
Siz meets Dundee in prison
Siz, the lifeguard
|21||Me and My Brawler
|The last time Siz meets Dab
The last jewelry store heist
Zelda saves Siz in the last moment
"Lawyer Paul" fails to meet Dab
|Siz meets Anabelle, Whiteman
Siz remembers Dab in his Lamborghini
Gomer consoles Siz and becomes his new mentor
Gomer teaches the ways of the Pixerium
Siz and Zelda hangs out, eats garbage
Siz jumps off again vs Dias
The Warrant Made on the Spot
Local Cops Shoot Siz on Prison
Tuna guy stuck on Prison
Zelda Official Date
Cops vs Siz in a Bulldozer
Step Dab: Load the Cocaine
|24||I am Older Now
One Canadian still pissed off at Siz
Copper vs Siz
Speedy's 2nd in Command Siz
|25||Siz Drizzle Bop
Tug Boat on land
Siz tries lockpicking power stations
Testing out the Trophy Truck
The Chicken Job ft. Allen
Ziggy scoping out the Drug Dealing strip
BlackJack with Gomer
|26||Siz Opens Can
|Fighting Tournament, Buck Wins
Siz runs over a cop
Siz discovers he can rob his neighbors
Buck Mountain Adventure
Siz burns a car, wrote "Free Dab"
Gomer and Taco Mansion Robbery
Gomer and Taco Bank Heists
|27||Siz Can Crime
|Nobody wants to rob a bank with Siz
Zelda talks about the family
Siz's first time racing
Siz races Speedy, Jesus, Gomer, Dundee, Eddie
Speedy turns into a Speedy Bump
Siz meets Kevin again after a long time
Mother and Alabaster offers help on the strip club stabbing
Mother reveals her gun deal business
Mother introduces Siz and Mask
Dundee Sends It
|28||E3 Day 1 EA
|Siz turns himself in after a scuffed escape
Siz teaches step sister Erin the weed ways
The Terminal Abduction gone very wrong
Speedy's first small bank heists
Speedy's 6x6 vs Mount Chilliad
Siz's neighbor is Windsong and the Clown!
The Scuffilitis Spreads
|29||Siz and his Garbage
|Siz and the Goblin talks dark web uprising
"Zis" visits darkweb 4.0 and the crime leaderboards
Siz's bank robbery vlogs
Grandab helps Siz vlog bank robbery against Dias
Erin gifts Siz a tazer
Siz vs Dias and Bobby in the city and mountains
Tunershop, Leanbois vs Purple gang prewar, Erin tries to get purple gang info
Zelda, Siz and Erin find buyers for their weed bulks
Erin vs Zelda accidental stabbing
The Matrix Room with Zelda
Everyone's an Arms Dealer or Buyer
Upcoming gang war + Dark web leaderboards = Street Wars I
|30||Siz & his Troubles
|Siz vlogs Buck and Maxy Mersion's empty jewelry heist
Siz vs his weed bulk
Siz's 'controversial' escape
Burger Chang and Glady's
Siz vlogs hostaged bank heist with Buck and Saab
Siz and Saab vlogged heist, hostaged Ryan, Saab's thermite practice
Meet the Mersions
Saab, Freya and Siz in Home Invasion. Ft. Mersions
Saab 3, Cops 0
Chang vs Chris drama, Saab vs Purples, Siz x Uber Eats Pasta
Saab and Siz escapes death car
Mime interupts Saab and Siz's bank streak
Siz saves Saab. Siz, The Backup Bodyguard
Kraytor approves the Brawler
Zelda tries Siz's fruit punch soaked weed
A blind man, A hippie, and a clown walk in Siz and Zelda's neighborhood
Zelda joyrides the Brawler at Mount Chilliad, Lovers' Quarrel ensues
Glady's "hot" blind man mountain and beach adventure
Erin follows Siz's dramatic, kidnap-filled, murderous, gossipy family footsteps
Siz reveals his past with family, Erin reveals her past, and Annabelle's truth
Erin reveals there's a citywide powerful "no schizo zone" overseer gun dealer
Erin becomes what Siz could have been without loyal friends and Dab's clout
Siz and Zelda fistbumps Brawler Ownership Death Deal
Siz, Zelda and Erin decides to meet up the secret gun dealer, schizo free
|31||Siz and his weeds
|Brothers Buck and Gomer in a tuner shop
Goodbye Gnome Outfit, Beige Jacket, Hello Discount Sonic, Siz Whirlpool Outfits
Cranky Cops vs Siz Multiple Chase
Mia, Snake Buck and Siz Whirlpool Robs 2 Banks with Kelly as Hostage
Siz sees Windsong Criminal News Record
Siz vs his Weed bulk
Siz becomes Tuna Guy's boss
Siz's Slowest Smallest Smartest Cars vs Dias
Dab's Car in The Lawn Party Neighbors vs 911 Dias
Dias watching Siz the whole time
The Neighborhood Shooting
Siz vs Dias: The Epic Chase, Vlogged
Dias vlogs his 24/7 Dirt Championship win against Siz
Siz vs Dias: Shitlord Duel in the Big House
Siz vs Dias Extended
Erin and Siz Slips Up Big Time
Erin and Siz Quiet Talk
|32||Siz and his FailRP
(June 14 / 15)
|Siz's 4 Ant Sized Felony|
Siz vs Valuable Goods
|33||Siz & Attempted Prison
|Early Jail RP
Siz's Learns about Kevin and Dab in Father's Day
Gomer solves the Weed Mystery
Selling Green in Green Territory
Siz Whirlpool, Gomer, Saab, vs Heists, Runescape Mia. Ft. Scuff
Siz, Coco, Maxi Heist, Ft. Hostaged WindTunnel
Mersions vs Chang Backstory
Bank Money, Blackjack Money, Full House
Siz vs Weed Bulk, New Streets
Tuna Guy Wins Big in BlackJack
Big Tuna, Big Dreams
Cop Chase: Small Car, Big Jumps, Wet Siz
Siz lets Big Tuna under E.R.I.N's Wing
Assault SMG Loot Crate
Tuna's Loyalty vs Sizter Erin
Big Tuna vs Big Boss Snake
|34||Siz & Guns or Something
|Offstream: Siz "Slays" "Sam". Meet Jacob, Gomer, Slim
Dream Episode: Millionaire Siz To The GTAOnlineVerse
OOC: Burnt Tuna Cookie Jar
Dream Episode: Siz To The GTAOnlineVerse 2
Dream Episode: Saab, Siz, Shaggy PrisonBreak Attempt
Dream Episode: Snowy Siz, Brawler Chase, Siz vs Cops, Trophy Truck
Dream Episode: Siz vs Vince "Sham Wow Scam Now"
Zelda's Weed Daddy Siz
Big Bank Heist: Saab, Sonic Siz, Gomer, Mario Chang Leap of Faith
Rolex Filled, Valuable Goods Filled Kraytor wants Clown Blood
A Barbarian, A Spec Op, A Hilbilly and A Crimelord walks in a Motel
Kraytor Teaches Windsong's Mom a Lesson, Finds Clown
Dias vs John look like Siz Backstory
John's Life Prison Worthy New Mission, Trust No One
Siz, Raccoon Wednesday Mushkin, Kraytor Clean Double Heist, Last Boomstick Erin hits Boss, Erin Gets Fired Backstory. Gun Deal Update
|35||A Guy Streaming
|OOC: Tuna vs Curtis Ft. Raheem
Gun Dealer Siz Ft. Kevin, Buck
Fireman "Paul", Ellie and Mia Mersion "Fixes" a Bank
Wednesday, Siz bank Roberry, Cheaper Gun Deals
Chang Uchiha Springer: Saab vs Brenda. Cameraman Siz
Trial by Combat - Brenda:Uchiha vs Saab:Chang
Shame! Ft. Brenda's Weed Truck
Siz and Kraytor Heist and Back Up. Ft. Wife Knife
UberDrivorSiz: Mia met Dab, Ft. Wednesday
The Cursed Garage, Ft. Salty Canadians
Abdul meets Brawler, Ft. Cop, Denzel
Stripclub Stabbing Incident Revisited Ft. Denzel, Jordan
Free Crimelord, Caught Carjacker. Ft. AJ "BigDick" Hunter
Root Beer Fueled Stream
|Gun Dealer Crimelord Siz, Ft. Speedy, Gomer, Saab
Kelly's Gas Magic Trick, Mel vs Bus
OOC: Zis Soloing Crime Leaderboards
Good Jordan Fixes Pawn Shop Ban
Saab Sex Tips Ft. Trunk Scraps
Saab & Classy Yung Bag Heists, meets a 'Fortnite Kid'
Spoilers, Saab and the Single Second Getaway
Saab, Streek Voice Siz Heist, Ft. Crack and Chips
Saab, Siz Whirlpool Heist, Ft. News Team
CARMAGEDDON! Ft. Saab, Chips, Clown, Parking God, Police Force
Siz and "Mildred's" Car Ft. Bad Jordan
(June 21 / 22)
|Saab, Tony, Curtis, Siz 'FruitRoll' Whirlpool, Big Heist
Gun Dealer Siz Connections
Leanbois Big Bank Heist vs Dias and Williams Ft. Hostage
Saab vs Thermite Fire
Time Out: Scuffilitis. Time In: Epic Chase
The Last Saab Premonition in Leanbois birthplace. Ft. Dr Choi
Dias vs Siz King of the Dirt Callout
Siz, Saab, Tony Fruit talk Dias vs Siz, Saab Shootout Save
Siz's River Boat Ride Ft. Zelda
Siz 10/10 Swan Dive Ft. Tony
Stalker Diaz arc
Siz Hides, Ft. Dias & Bobby Revelation
"Auto Pilot" Car and the Slowest Chase Ft. Bobby, Dias
"Peter Parker" gets caught by Diaz
Electronics Store RP. Family Meeting
Siz and Zelda Ends The Old Age City in Flames
ASMR Hearing and Voices Ft. Erin, Copper
Vodka Drunk Gomer Siz in a Cop Car Ft. Erin
Siz's Long Lost Sister, Martha Fulker, Short Lived
Drunk Gomer Martha, Siz, Eugene in a Cop Car
Siz vs Ziggy Cop Car Chase Ft. Motorcycle Cop
Lord of the Mountain Ziggy vs Water, Ft. Cop vs Land
Siz "Blows Up" 4 Cops, Cheats Death, Siz Takes their bike!
Siz vs Cops 3v1 Mountain Chase
Ziggy catches Siz, must drive all the way back for his ID
Siz, I've come to bargain
Siz wants to go to jail so bad, God says no and Spreads Scuffilitis
Siz dreams of jumping off
|38||Siz & New Vagos
|Bearvice World vs Computer
Bovice Team Heist Plan
Denzel Weednation Backstory
Potential Weedlord, Ft. Greg
Denzel's Dont Trust Anyone Idea Ft. Alan
"Siz is not just a criminal, he's something else"
Siz and Erin's Twin Color Cars
Siz and Erin's Weed Business Ft. Roof Parkouring
Lil B Job Ft. Store Robbery, Diaz
New Cop Truck Dias Vs Brawler Siz, King of the Dirt Championship
Siz is not King of the Water
Dias Reclaims King of the Dirt
But not if Siz forgets
|39||Mario Maker 1 Finale
|High Windsong, Low Troubles
A Local Broke Erin's Car, Not Siz, Ft. Forums
Erin News, Good, She's a Weapon Dealer. Bad, She Got Snapped
Gun Price Go Up, Siz Mental State Go Down
ErinTor Outfit, DabCoin Crypto, Married Slim
Siz vs Erin's Tazer before Scuffilities Security God Ban
Denzel and Saab Wild Hostage Backstory
Siz Gun Dealer Update, Ft. Gomer, Slim Cox
Siz "I Blew up 4 Cops with my Mind" Story Ft. Gomer
HangUp Games: Denzel, Greggy, Speedy
Cousin Gazza and WeedPusher Greggy
Nerfed Guns, Cars, Money, Weed, Speedy
Speedy, Sonic Siz Heist, Ft. Hostage Shooter
Speedy's into American Gangster, Siz is into Grinch
Speedy Public Murderer Respect Backstory
"Fernando", Sonic Siz Whirlpool Heist, Ft. Bobby
Speedy, Siz, Brawler, Vs 4 Cops, Ft. Scuff City
Spidey Gomer Siz, Speedy, Ft. Nice Hostage, Medic
Spidey Siz Dies Hidden Uncle Dundee sees Siz Wiki
|While Siz played at MarioCon, Dias trained the art of Ultra Instinct|
Knock Knock Neighbor Otto, Otto's orgasm voice
|41||Whatever floats my boat
|Siz Loads the Cocaine
Allen sold Dab's Lambo to Buck
Uncle Buck says no to Drugs
World War I : Lean, Vagos, vs Purple, Green,
World War II : Prune, Slim, Gomer, vs Korean, Biker, Mersion, Dundee
Trucknado vs Siz Ft. Gladys, Buck
Siz "Dies" in a hospital, Ft. Riggs, Choi, Bovice
Bugstars World Ft. Mia, Bovice
Foot Spider Evidence on Paul Desnutsio's Foot Ft. Mia
Denzel walks in a Bad Situation, Ft. Ricky, Mia, Kermit
Bovice Bugstars Plan Up, Hostage Plan Down
Red Gang \_ean Bois Affiliate Denzel, Ft. Hard R
Hard R's Kidnap Hank Challenge. World Record!
Siz Rolls for Hank's Life, Head Explodes Ft. Edna
Hard R's Madison Mission Ft. Kray Tor, Wrong Target
Kraytor, Siz vs Jewelry Store Short Chase Ft. Reporter
Hard R Mission, Ft. Speedy, Kraytor, Madison, Mission Success
Dias playing in his Mountain Habitat
Erin x Ziggy Problem Backstory Ft. Slim, Hilda
Pixerium and Gun Businessman Speedy
Dias vs Kraytor Banter, Ft. Invisible Old Man, Speedy, Cousin
|42||Bonafide Water Drinker
OOC: Dirt King Top 5: Dias, Siz, Ziggy, Riggs, Kraytor
War Update: Buck, Ricky, Chips Saved Denzel from Purple, Koreans
Buck, Gladys Car Accident, Gomer Cutie Pie Hug
Gladys News, Crimelord Siz Supplies Gang War, Picture Girl
War Update: Saab, Brenda Water Date, Ft, Vinny, Chang, Buck
New Pockets, Lost Plastic, New Guns
Siz Films Dead Picture Girl (Jane) Ft. Gladys, Norman
Evil Crimelord Siz to New Strangers, Ft. Chicken Worm
Siz hears Honest Truck Driver Nathan "manslaughtered" Jane Ft. Cop
Siz, Nathan, Visits Jane in the Morgue, Rolls for Twitter #Corpse
A Thousand Miles Chase Ft. Invisible Siz in the Heck Realm, Dias, Owen
Ghost Siz Snaps Dias and Owen into the heck realm
Siz Trades Stolen Hot Car for a Cop Car, Ft. Zelda, "Alakazam"
2nd Thousand Miles Cop Car Chase and River Chase Ft. Dias, Ripley
Siz in an Interrogation Room Tells Alakazam Cop Car Deal Ft. Dias
Dias says Ziggy and Erin were banging update
New City Gun Rules and Stores Ft. Erin
Siz Hides Again Ft. Dias
Dias and The Long Last Dab Walk, Siz Cop Killer Records
The Ultimate Decision: Trust Dias, give Gun Back Deal vs Raid
The PD Gun Return Deal Ft. Dias, Erin
|43||Bonifide Cop Killer
Saab Calls Siz for Prison Bus Break Backup Ft. Bogg, Kindle
The Z Team Banters and Plans their Bus Shootout
The Shootout Ft. Wild Local Drivers
The Prison Bus Rescue Mission Passed, Buddha, Ellie, Tony Saved
"Dab would be Proud" -Saab
Saab Gives Siz stolen pd guns, Siz drops it off Mother's
Erin has been awake since "yesterday"
Rasta Racer Roman Car Chop Update, Siz Dodges Tony Hostage Attempt
Siz plays the hangup game with Roman
A wild Erin appears! Siz Car Crash
Vivi Update: Jacob Crush, Mia, Raccoon, Dark Web Affiliations
"Stevie's on a long vacation" -Vivi
Invisible Grimey Motherfucker's Brawler
Eastside Tyrone getting robbed and shot all the time Backstory
Siz ditches 'hot' clothes: Sonic, Baghead. Gets Orange Kenny Outfit
2nd Prison Bus Break Ft. Tyrone, Chang, Ramee. Save Tony Pt.2
Siz Saves Injured Sleeping Tyrone. The shootout aftermath
\_ean Prison Bois, "Chang is Disappointed, puts hit on Siz" -Hard R
Not enough cops for a Siz solo jail break
Rated R Superstar Wants Siz to become the Zodiac Killer
Wyatt lives in a Wyoming Void Ft. Ricky
\_ean Prison Breakout Boys: Tony, Denzel, Ricky, Siz. Save Chang, Ramee
The Truck Job, Hackerman Siz, The Lost Fuse Box, Siz Shot Down. Failed Prison Break Attempt
|44||Bonifide Orange Boy
|OOC: Buddha reminds Siz of Dab
OOC: Lucky Kraytor saved by Siz Jailbreak
Orange Vanilla Brawler is Born, Burpy Erin Phone Call
Family's Children Reunion: JailBreaker Siz, Murderer Vivi, Love Triangle Erin
Erin Backstory: Kiki, Chips, Bikers Dangers
"Uhm...I have another PD Gun" Siz to Erin
"Dias wants to fuck you Siz" -Erin
"I like that Jacob's weird" -Vivi
Outfit: Goodbye Rejuvination Suit, New Orange Rep Suit
Siz plays Mario Maker 2 on his Brawler, Siz is not a Jugalo
New Gold, In Yellow Territory. Brawler's not yellow, it's Orange
Leanbois Empty Small Bank Heist, Ft. Jugalo Girl, Burger Negotiation
Tony Drives Clean getaway, Siz plays Mario Maker, Tony Music Beats
LeanBois Empty Big Bank Heist Double Date Hostage, Siz Cosby, Speech Impediment
BrokeBois Saab Convenience Store Heist, Brenda Loans Saab $25000
Tony with LeanBois in their LeanCar Escape, Monopoly Talk
Siz tries the Smelter Watches for Gold Bars
Siz Hires Stabbing Victim, Hank Dogstaff
BoviceWorld vs ClownTown, Siz Darkwebs Clown's Info, Ft. Ghost Car
Siz and the Clown's Graceful Fall from Grace into Bovice World
Siz Throws up in Bovice Underworld
Vivi's Guns in the Stash house, Wants to meet Bovice
Siz Tries to Corrupt Nathan Once Again, Nathan Wants to become Cop vs Bovice
ChainRobbing banks after another after another after another Ft. Not Mike, Nathan
Short Family Reunion Ft. Stevie, Vivi
|45||Siz is Orange
|Siz sounds different Ft. Tony, Brenda
Thomas, Edna's InJustice League
Crackdealer Siz 1000$ Beggar Donation, Ft. Nino, Ramee
Lawyer Erin vs Siz on Coke Connect Buyer, Ft. Underwear Talk
Jacob Stashhouse, Erin Neighbor, Load the Cocaine Siblings
Hangup Games vs Nino Ft. Lawyer Erin Tricks, Ramee
Load the Cocaine, Ft. Nino, Ramee, Fartgirl Erin
Chop Shop Lean Boi Turf, Ft. Crack Nino, Ramee, Eddie, Erin
High Nino High Jump, "Millionaire" Saab's Trade, Ft. Esther
Siz buys Hospital Chocolates and Flowers
Saab's Car got Orange Festival Upgrade by Siz
Siz Chill plays Mario Maker 2 in Leanbois Serious Drama
LeanBig Drug Deal, Ft. HardR, Speedy, Otto
Siz reps Tang Gang, LeanVagos seperates Tuner, Gomer's Gang
7 Bricks, Nino, $150,000, Leanbois, Speedy, Siz Buyout
Siz Fulfils Dab's Message: Load the Cocaine, Santa Siz
Raincoat, Sandals Siz. Coke Siblings Talk Coke Deal, Cuffed PeErin
Erin, Vivi's list, doesn't want to hang out with her, Takles Siz
Load the Cocaine Brick by Freaking Brick, Laylowbois
Dab has taught Siz well to help his friends in need sacrificing himself
Newb Squad: Uber Robber Siz, NightRobber Hank, Hostage Dwayne, Late Esther
Botch Robbers, Kind Hostage Ft. Hank, Siz, Dwayne
Botch Bank Round 2, Pepegas. Siz Joyrides Landed It and Deer
|Siz Finds Scuffed Tony in an Alley
Ghost Siz, Empty City, Full Hospital, Gun Heist Fallout
Ghost Siz Ft. Buck, Gomer. Snaps Uchiha to the Heck Realm
Hangup Games vs Saab, Nino. Siz plays Brawler Mario Maker
Master Jebaiter Nino, talks PeanutButter Gang War
Nino's New Info Crack Market, Family Business, Cookie Jars
Dundee Calls, War Update, Pingas Update, Bank Update
Coke Dealer Brenda Update Out of the Loop. Ft. Dundee
Zis visits DarkWeb, Coke Deal Ft. Nino. Peg Talk
Family Talk Siz, Dab, Mother Relationship. Nino, Peg Talk
LeanBois Gun Heist Went Poof Backstory
Car Chop Experience, Work for Free Pix Ft. Siz, Saab.
Purple Funeral Mario Maker Ft. Brenda, James, Gladys, Saab
Siz pisses on a Grave, Water Broken Nintendo Switch
Random Helicopter Landing, Car Landing Ft. Saab, Denzel
Siz Watches Porn Parodies Backstory, Lean Chase Ft.Leanbois
Leanbois Small Bank Heist Ft. Saab, Denzel
Danny Siz and Yam Jerry Parkour Ft. Eddie, AJ, Jacob, Mother
Lawyer Erin, Siz Pays Her. Siz Apologies. Prison Recon
Denzel's Lawyer vs Siz's Lawyer Months off Prison Charges
EMS Chris is now a Lawyer vs Sister Erin Lawyer
Hangup Games vs Jacob, Denzel Ft. Erin, Baby Shark
"Mob Boss" Allen calls for Brawler Payment Ft. Denzel
Siz Fu\_ker tells Tang Gang History, Lean, Vagos Alliliate
Siz asks Jacob about Vivi, Climbs a mountain with Brawler
Siz makes connections with Money, Knowledge is power
"Your Step Dab would be Proud" -Jacob to Yung Siz
Electronics Store Down, Jail Break Respect Up
Jacob Update: Leaderboards, DarkWeb, Nino, Store
Nino Chaveggs, Siz Avoids Brawler Fiery Death
Kraytor Teech 9 Gold Trade, Broken Brawler, Heavy Pistol
Dab's Apprentice, Jonathan Ryker JR. 911 Phone Number
Big Tuna, Little Tuna. Undercover JR PD Gun Plant Mission
Windsong asks about Missing Happy Clown via Tuna Ft. Jacob
JR vs Tuna PD Gun Mission, Crackhead Windsong
Scuffed Small Bank Heist Jr, Kraytor, FireFighter Hostage
Cop Shoots down Squad, Kraytor Dead, Hugger JR, Siz Escapes
Lawyer Erin on Case, Spinal Siz, Ft. Lucy EMS, Kraytor
"Why'd you fuck my sister?" -Siz to Ziggy about Erin
Alpha Ziggy, Husband, Brother in Law, Sister Fucker
Siz Sends Erin, Ziggy
|47||Dang Tang Gang The Sequel
|Leanbois Chewed Out JR, wants their respect|
|48||Orange Money Orange
|OOC: Ziggy, Dias Joyrides the Brawler
Nino's Big Money Deals, Bricks, VG, Gold, Watches
OOC: Dab: Half a Brain. Siz, Half a Face
Siz Meets GrandDab Eugene, Mike Calls from the Past Heist
Jewelry Store Heist, Ft. Buck, "Donovan Mcnabby"
Siz 'Cries' for his Grandma before going to jail Ft. AJ
Siz and Nino Couldn't connect the right Codename in phone
Mike gets in another Car Crash
Siz Gets Payday Outfit, Gets Joyridden Brawler Tuned Ft. Mike
Nino Businessman Big W Transaction
Jewelry Store Heist Shootout Ft. ICU Mike, Black Brawler, Peter
Shootout Aftermath, Mike Shot First, Negotiation Lie Ft. Angel, AJ
Lawyer Erin On the Case, Van Transport Ft. Svenson, AJ, Wally
Siz Plays Mario Maker on Jail
Hunted Erin Detective Case
Jewelry Store Vulture Ft. Kraytor, Seex Gold Bar
Lawyer Erin, JewelStore Pro Kraytor, Badluck Siz Lays Low
Erin Pees in a Bottle
Siz wants Gold all Day, gets Golden Shower Instead
Kraytor Pays Gomer With Gold and No Dollars
Kraytor Gold Trade with Siz, Apprentice Betrayal Backstory
|49||Gold or Something Nice
|Speedy's Business Deals: Guns, Coke, Cash, RepoMan|
|Dias' Brawler, Tazes Siz to call it Even from Past Shootout|
|51||Orange Scented Stream
|Neighbor Dias Meeting Update: Bovice, Swat Gear
Brokebois Leanstreet Friend Ft. Buddha, Ellie, Curtis, Saab
Siz vs Infected scuff Bus Ft. Snow, Ellie
Green Lean Street Ft. Ellie, Speedy Weed House Stash Guns
Siz Talks Silencer, Double Scuff Ellie, LeanHois Jewel Hoist
LeanHois Empty Big Heist Ft. Saab, Erin, Car Door. Evicted
Talk about Something while Cops Watch, Ellie learns Fleeca
1/20 ScuffHois "Driver Saab" Crash Ft. Cole, Eyyyrin
Best Driver Saab, Smoker Arthur, Siz Ft. Dias and the Radio
PD. Perkins, Siz Teleports, Snapped Erin, Dias Love, Fired Saab
Kraytor Heist Style Problem, Green's Back Denzel, Informant JR
Fleeca Heist Hank, Siz, Hostage, vs Perkins, Scuff Barriers
|Siz Back to Green Selling, Siz Ignores RP
Siz and a Dog, Siz meets Gazza and Best Driver Ryan
Scuff Gomer, Avril lover Ryan, Snapped Gazza Scuff Heist
Siz, Ryan Card Refund with Dias, Chase Begins, Ft. Ryan
"Best Drivers" Ryan vs Baas, Siz Jumps off, Ft. Flip Flops
Nino VG Hunt Smelting Watches, FT. Eugene
Vagos Arturo "Bones", Siz loses Big Green Ft. Arturo
Arturo don't need chump change for hire Yung Scab
Bodyguard Arturo TP off to Jail, then off to world
Nino Gold Trade, Porno Shoot Ft. Nino, Eugene, Dias, Mike
Scuff Dias and Siz on roof, Nino car with gold impounded
Siz tries to corrupt Nathan again, Ft. Gun, 6 Watches
Siz Litters Weed. "Brenda's Weeds" gets Flowers, Dojo Choi
Mike back from ICU, met Dab at security Prison
Mike vs Svenson Vendetta, No Strips, Free Passage Lie
Bike training Montage Ft. Arturo. Fast Horns Jump Orale
Nathan's Exciting Truck Job Offer Tries to UnCorrupt Siz
Mel Shootout Fallout, Mike Hires a Driver
The Driver Charles Johnson Ft. Vinny, Mike, Nathan
Siz Scuffs, Mike Stalls by teaching Nathan Golf
Charles Old Driver x Charles Baby Driver, Nathan, Scuff
8/20 Chance Scuff, Local Beat Up, Crack Accident, No Card
Small Bank Heist Ft. Mike, CJ, Hostage Nathan, vs AJ, Dias
Bloodhound vs Charles Chase, Siz Teleports in Prison Again
Siz tries to lower the Charge, Ft. Dias, AJ, Archer
Left Out Nathan asks about Siz's Life, Mike's Golf Caddy
Loan Weed Shark Siz, Saab New Home, Ft. Payne, Brenda
Saab's New Home Haggle, Siz misses Kraytours
Siz ERP with Brenda Test Seduction, Siz likes money ERP
Siz Wants 10% of LeanBois, BBC, Saab. Eddie's Race
Payne's Car vs Allen's Car, Eddie's Race, Jordan, Saab
Crash and Burn, Ft. Allen's Repo vs Ziggy Ft. Kraytor
Ziggy Mountain Chase Ft. Allen, Soze, Mariachis
Siz Escapes Prison Ft. Ziggy "Didn't Work Out Didn't it"
|53||Tuesday Stream Best Stream
|Siz Loan Shark Phone Sex with Saab Ft. Brenda
Loan Shark Siz Ft. Allen
Weed Fairy Siz Ft. Brenda, Brenda's Office
Siz Jumps off a Building Ft. Brenda, EMS Salutes
Coke Dealer Siz and Chips' 100$ Bills Ft. Freya
Gold Heist Update Ft. Saab, JR, Tommy
Saab needs money for Chips From Sugar Daddy Siz
Back to Weed Business Ft. Weed Mike, Saab
Uncle Al Saab Allowance for Chips
Saab Pays off Siz Debt via VGs, Courthouse Bathroom
Short Jewel Heist Ft. Saab, Adam Deal, Tuner Shop
Back to Weed Business Pt 2 Ft. Weed Mike, Denzel
Pre Tazer Tag: Gemini, Duel vs Brenda, Beggar Siz
Saab vs Gemini's Hatchet, Bobby, Gemini's Lockpick
Gladys, Norman R6 Tazer Tag 4v4: Siz, Judges, Saab
Tazer Tang Gang Ft Chang Gang (1-1), Saab KO's Siz
Blind Guy Jason, Saab can milk Siz Exploded Head
Siz witnesses a Raid Ft. Dias
Empty Heist Ft. Charles J, Gemini, Jason
Early Chang Gets the Gold, Scuff Heist, Weed Fairy
Siz Convenience Store wants FlashBang Ft. Dias, Soze
Siz survives a headshot from Soze, Brain Damage Arc
Siz Escapes Prison Again, "Gets Banned"
|54||Tang is the Way
|Ellie rolls 19/20 for Heists, LB had Group Therapy
LeanStreet Update: Ricky, Speedy, Buddha, Curtis
Speedy: Years in Jail, Gun Deals, Banks have Jackpot
Scuffbois Convoy, Buddha vs Car Fire, Shitlord Shootout
Green Selling, Ft. Shooter Local, Koreans, Saab's Home
ScuffHois Ft. Saab, Tony, Tori's First, 19/20 Heist
ScuffHois Rnd 2, Ft. Scraps, Sad Hostage, Dibs on Bank
Pixerium Cash In Ft. Saab Tommy Gun, Siz Shotgun
Saab Tommy Gun Test. ERP Saab. Ricky Denzel Taxers
Lean Street Taxes on "Siz's Canadian Strip Club Hunter"
LeanStreet Gang Local Shootout, Ricky ICU'd
Siz Sends Guns to Pier, Underwater Fight vs Archer
Wrong Man Wrong Crow Mask Ft. Angel, Dias, Archer
"Flashbang Me" -Siz, Siz dances in Jail Time Ft. Archer
Siz tries to rob Copper, Neighbor Happy Update
Kraytor calls in loud storm, Phone ERP with Kraytor
Kraytor Jewel Robbing Style Update, Kraytor to Matt Joe
Saab Gun Trade Ft. Brenda, Charles Race Cuck by Saab
Vagos vs Aztecs Ft. Braab, Siz Clucks in Green Radio
Neighbor Dias' Decorator, Weed Fairy Siz, Weed Waster Dias
Bigger Neighborhood Ft. Dias, Windsong, Clown, Herbert
Cop Hostage Dias w/ Charles, Ft. Bobby, Brawler Ziggy
2nd Bank Ft. Jose, CJ Crashed, Ft. Saab Clutch Save
|55||Jail RP? Tang Boy
|Siz No Warrants the Maskless Cop Kidnapping Bank Hiest|
|56||Late as Heck
|Saab Update: Pixerium Guns have their IDs, Tang Car
Pix Cash Out Uzi, Dark Web VPN vs Gun ID's Ft. Saab.
Siz Car Radio, Chip's Crack Buddy, VPN Salesman
"19/20" Roll, Saab's Step Son Chips, Ft.Crackatha
"1/20" Tunak Tunak Fail Heist Ft. Saab, Hefty Hostage
"4/20" Numa Numa Empty Heist, Saab leaves for Uno
Siz Jams out in his Brawler, Siz kicks down a cop bike
Mob Boss Allen: Speedy v Raja, Pawn, Guns, VPN, Bank
Siz Panto for Allen VPN Trade, Down with the Red Lights
Kraytor: New Car Dreams, Siz Weeb Panto Chase
Kraytor, River Rat, Fulker family meets Kraytor
Siz Helps Flippy Vagos, Warrant Caught, Maskless Siz
Fulkers in Prison area, Martha finds a Class 2 "Exploit"
Siz in a Panto Blasting Music, Beer Crack Party Panto
Greens Made Siz Hit the Floor, Hangover Siz Ft. Denzel
Tang Gang Ooh Ahh ahh Drunk Siz blows up Ft. Denzel
Drunk Uber Driving Siz, Ipod, Beers vs Defibrillator
Nickelback Music Blasters Ft. Denzel, Adam
|57||Early as Heck (kinda)
|Erin: VG for Eddie's Race Entry Fee
Kevin Shaw Update: Lawyer Erin, Gambling
Siz Radio, Gladys Indie Music, Kelly, Cancer Money
BlackJack: Tim, Kevin, Boe and More! Shots Fired.
Siz and Tony Drive By Sound Payback Ft. Wonderwall
Tony Drifting with Music, Siz Pukes,
Cameraman Siz on Tony 'Banging Jessica' Video, Ft. Cops,
Tony kidanapped by Local Taxi, Tony Car vs Cop Car ERP
Siz drives Tony's Car Ft. Allen. Allen vs Tony Race
Tony asks what CowChop, Gold, Wool is, Tony vs Clarkson
Siz, Tony talks Pasts, Leanbois. Sad Heist Ft. Brazilian
Naruto Translator Hostage, Ft. AJ, ReinHarth, Nickelback
Nickelback Music Hostage Torture and Chase and Big Jump
Heist, Triple Cop Car + Heli Music, Chase Ft. Tony
Siz Pushups, Victims of Society Ft. Park Ranger Clarkson
Nino Deal: Gold, Coke, Guns, Eggs, Pinkies Ft. Diz
Diz's Pretzel Route, Erin Guy Problems, Saab loves Siz
Diz pushes Siz, Saab off a cliff, Saab hits Siz
Saab, Siz, Diz vs FailRP Trucker, Heist Ft. Diz, Saab
The Fulker Genes can Escape Jail, Diz gets 75, Siz 35
What is Creampie Ft. Saab, Dias Flashbang Ban Update
House Shopping Ft. Braab, Siz jumps again, Siz Beats Diz
Siz gives Diz Keys to the Brawler
|58||Pepega Monday Full Force
|Siz redecorated his home
Buck: People get raided with Class 2 only now
Chips in a Taxi Ft. Baas, Buck, Flippy, Beavers
gOld Heist Ft Buck, Gladys Hostage. Silent Robbery Ft. Baas
2nd Heist: Ft. Buck, Scuffed 3rd. 4th Empty
3 Cops and a Siz, Dias is back, Baas and Siz's Beer Panto
Siz and his ABCs, Party Panto, Flippy vs Snitch Tuna
Siz's Snitch Tuna Assassination in Trippy Room Ft. Flippy
"No, I think I got the right guy" -Siz as he kills Tuna
Windsong got Amnesia Ft. Chips, Erin, "You owe me 50k" -Siz
Chips got Step Dab's Face Tattoo, Erin, Nino house Raid Idea
Discussion: Fulker Family, Evolution, Movies Ft. Nino, Erin
CIO Erin, RP Raids Talk with Nino, Stash house is back
Discussion: Summer Initiative, Dreams, Gun Deals Ft. Erin
Saab Grab Gun Deal Ft.Erin, Brenda. Saab Doesn't Know Ft.Erin
Girls Night Uninvited Erin. Threesome, Sex Talk Ft. Brenda,
Strip Club ERP, Ft. Brenda, Chips. Kraytor Prank Call
Allen vs Cat. Allen: Thermite, Guns, Raids, Cards, Nino Gold
Saab: Movies, Vault. Speedy: Crab Fishing, Out of Jail.
Speedy: Music, Initiative, Raja, Tuna, Jizz 2nd in Command
Speedy doesn't know his Vagos, New Guns, Dias Shootout Panto
Kraytor's Warrant Expired, Speedy's Panto, Vagos Abdul
CriminalCon Talks, Siz Speedy tests LMG Guns vs Panto
Speedy vs Siz, How to Speak Vagos, Speedy New Stash House
Kraytor Weed to Gold, Robbing Tips, Debts
Dundee Grand Entrance, Raided, Debt, Injured, Bondi, Arthur
Dundee vs Gomer backstory, Gomer used Dundee, Stole Guns, War
Dundee hears Summer Initiative, Hates Sonya,'Dont trust Gomer"
|59||Just a Tang Boy Doing Tang Things
|Speedy: Mexico Gun Shipment, Future New Stash House
"Everyone is in Prison", "Raids are good for Business" -Speedy
OTT: Weed, Song, Thermite Expert. Ft. Jose
Jailed Grandab, Slim, Snake, Boe, Sonya, Ricky
Siz in Green Territory. VPN ad. Ft. Arthur, Lysol
Chang Gang asks How Jail Breaks Work
Siz in Arthur's Car vs Mountain Ft. Jordan, Nino
New Nino Electronics Deals.
Siz Not Allowed to Watch Jail Break from afar Ft. Soze
Siz Solo Fleeca Bank Jam x2, Convenience Store x2
Siz Teaches Cards, Banks Ft. Julio, Chips' Coke
Orange Siz, White Chips, Green Julio, Tang Brawler
House Tours: Julio, Chips, Sonya's Home, Electronics
|60||No Apples Just Oranges
|Siz practices Thermite, Operation Clean Sweep in Effect
Allen Owner of Sahara Industries vs Murder Kitty
Allen: Gun, Thermite, Cards, Storage, Potential, Mansion
Allen: Cribs, Future Tower, Pilot, Heli Tour, Kelly, Cars
Nathan on Crack
Chips: Brick Deal, Crack Collection, Chips Makes it Rain
Chips: Weed Fairy Brenda, Brenda's Bush, Fleeca Heist
Allen: New Car, Baseball Bat, Bulk Order, Car Pay, Deals
Buck: Heist Details, Rusty the Pizza Guy's Brother
Nino: Brick Doctor, Electronics, Burger Talk
Buck: CrimeCon, Speedy, Dundee. Minecraft, Season 1
BBC Export Escort Ft. Eddie, Saab, Buck. Siz Pranks
Kelly: Gladys War, Hotdogs, Family Problem, Chips
Braab Drama: Oxy, Chips Bush, Coke, Siz's FU Prank Gifts
Chips $20k, Saab Troubled Family, Troublemaker Siz
Braab ERP, Brenda gets Siz's Gift
Bank: Saab, Chips, Rusty. Ft. Ripley, Heil Hydra
Bank Round 2. Ft.'StoneCold', Sole Survivor Siz
Jail Group Ft. Saab, Chips, Cops, Brenda. Jason 100% Thermite
BCSO Bored Aggressive Not a Detective Anymore Dias
"Feed" RP Ft. Siz. There Goes Siz's Hero. Ft. Jr,
Kraytor Gold Deal, Explosion. Kraytor Tries Thermite
Speedy: Pablo, Pixerium, Cousin, Siz is Undercover, Red Skull
Vagos Gun Business Deal Ft. Sneaky Siz, Weed Deal gone wrong
Dee "injured" Siz "Witness"
Speedy: Raja, Vagos Snitch Fee, Dundee Chicken Job, Coke Gone
|61||Just How Many
|Siz learns Cops Have Darkweb. Vagos Stash House New Guns
Tuner Shop: Saab, Ellie, Curtis. Vagos New Gun, Gomer
Saab about Brenda's Oxy. Gomer; at Least She's Still Alive
Gun Show Ft. Baby Oil, Saab, Ellie, Curtis.
Nathan: Pink Color, Hostage Help Business Pitch, Redemptions
Nathan: Kelly Chain Gang, Rabies Rabbits, 10% Shares, Donation
Outfits: -Kraytor, -Watchdogs +Bearmask, +OrangeMask Ft. Cop
Windsong: Remembers, Weed. House Tour, Jesus Vagos Past
Saab tells Ramee about Siz's Thermite. Ripley: Banks, Heil Hydra.
Louis Cards and Electronics Trade. House Hunting Ft. Braab
Boe: Years in Parole, Sad Gomer, Jason v Thermite. Cards
Saab: Kayden's Gone. Boe Electronics, Not Raided, Snitches, Raja
Dr. Isaac in Coma, Braab's Suspect, Dr. Isaac's Burgers Stolen.
Vivi: Hostaged at the Multi 9's Heist, vs Ricky Vivi: Payne, Mother, Mask, Jacob, Evil Stevie, Daily Guns
Vivi: Erin Shot Nipple, Killed Tarot Reader was Siz Hero
Vivi: Erin Stash House, Home, Fixed Sunflower, Dee Anger
Copper drives the Brawler Ft. Vivi. Bobby Impounded $$$
Heil Hydra Reckless Driver Siz Ft. Vivi, Copper, Bobby.
Saab: Electronics Trade, Otto Hunt, Darkweb Plates
Brenda: Isaac's Stabbing, ICU Suspect and Witness
Braab talks to Cops about Walker, Ft. Copper, Bobby
Siz eats. Braab: Chips Family and Notes. Bike Warrant
|Erin: New Gun Trade Prices, Sad Gnomer, Dr Isaac. Gnomes
Speedy: Throat Problems, New Guns, Gun Connect, El Gordo
Erin: Eating, Nipple Shot, CIO, Snow is father figure,
Eugene Grandab Drama Wedding Season 2 Starts
StripClub Party, Sandwich Gift, Speedy Dance, Gladys Dance
StripClub Party, Golden Shower, Erin Watches, Russian Techno
StripClub Party, Speedy Shootout, OTT Song, Speedy Drive Off
Siz Asks for More Electronics Around. Nopixel Trailer Watch.
Cop Chase Brawler Jump
EEEYYY Gomer: 100% Thermite too, No Driver, Bikers Ft. Mersion
Buck: Hot Mic Trust Gomer. Hostage Bondage Brenda.
Vault: Driver Buck, Maxy, 100% Thermite Jason. Hostage Brenda
Cop Baas, Sam Baases, Nino Called, Siz 'Combat Log', Trunk Cop
Hostage Brenda Left Alone. Vault Success. Weak Rewards
Buck: Sonya gone and sad Gomer, Hidden Garage, EYYY Gomer
Siz Warrant Chase and Run Ft. Buck, Baas. Jason Pickup
Nino's meeting delayed. Stuck with brawlers in the mountains.
Nino: Electronics, Gold. Coke Dealer, $80k Deal, Business hours
Nino: Nathan's Support Proposal. Stay Way from Sidewalk Ft. Erin
Heist: Gomer, Jason, Boe. Ft. Chips Hostage. UberHaxorNova Voice
Erin: Brenda's Jail Time and Baas. Slim Wife,
Orange Boat Ride: Ft. Harths, Erin, Vivi: Tuna, Store, VPNs.
Orange Boat Ride: Mother, Erin Falls Off, Siz Carries Zelda
Orange Boat Ride: Jacob, Erin Falls Off, Battleship Jumpoff
Battleship, Jets, Helis. Captain RP. Jacob Pushed, Vivi Song
Chang, Gomer, V to the Rescue. Zelda carries Siz. Family Jump Off
Nino wants Norman Info, Siz takes Norman's Plates pictures
Siz gives Zelda Dias' Flowers :). Stay away from Norman
Mountain v Brawler, Ft. Zelda's Music. Ft. Erin, Kraytor
Echo Cave Demon Ft. Erin, Kraytor, Vivi, Zelda. Blood God
Siz pisses on Erin Revenge. Everyone kills each other permas
Everyone remembers the nightmare. Snitch Erin make Zelda sad.
Big Drama, Easy Solution. Ft. Zelda, Erin. Erin Car v Brawler
|63||Time Served||Brawler sent to the heck realm, Ft. Dias.
Back to loading Cocaine Business Ft. Dom
Siz Pitches LS Lottos idea to Nino. Nathan Update
Saab: Vault Jackpot is 400 Gold, Brenda, Trades. Tang Color
Speedy Stash House Full
Saab Sends It. Racist 'Pizza Flame' Ft. Vivi. Warrant Expired.
Vivi: Jacob, New People, Dark Web Bovice.
Mel's Dead Cop Photo w 'Chips'. Ft. 'Mozzarella', Jason, Vivi
Siz changes Saab's Car color Ft. Ellie, Chickens, Brawler.
Penguin Vault Heist: Saab, Jason, Ellie. Ft. Steve. Vigilante.
Saab loses the gold, Ft. Tony, Ellie. Nino, Jason Threeway call.
Nino Mission EZ Clap MiniDab Siz. Bank Time, Ft. Julio, Rasta, Gomer
Tony Heists, Ft. Hostage Jason. Gomer Siz. Long Chase, Cop Tazered
"Dab was good at overwatch" -Tony. Mia Khalifa's earnings, Brawler v Mt Chilliad
Chicken Run Race Ft. Nino, Tony, Uchiha, Siri. Siz Dice Roll
Siz Pitches LS Lottos idea to Jacob. Ft. Vivi. "Erin sent to Banhamas"
Nathan: hunted by Greens, Hostage. Kraytor: Trade, Hunted. Tommy Gun
Kraytor: with Tommy Gun v Locals, Wanting money for buggy.
Siz sends a dump truck Ft. Chips, Garret, Chang.
|64||Tang Life Roleplayer||Tony: Purple are Back, Siz wants LB Cars if they die.
Siz steals from Saab's Home in the past. "You Suck" -Siz's Note
Siz borrows Copper from Vagos Stash House.
Countdown Shootout: Gladys, Ramee, Mel. Card Trades Ft. Gio
Beggar Ft. Dias, Gio. Clean Fleeca Ft. Boe, Tired Hostage
Nino: Coffee talk. Boe: Russians Taxing, The Hostage, Brawlers
Nino Deal: Payne, Jacob's Lotto, Russian Taxing Chicken Runs
Siz "beats up" Nino in front of Payne.
Fleeca Ft. Boe, Glorp Hostage, Cop Hopping, AJ.
Suitcase Number Guess. Siz Surrenders.
Nathan: Gun Trade. Bobby Brown: No Aloe, All Coco Butter vs Acne.
'Hood Fella' -Nathan Ft. Brown. Nathan: Oxy Trade, Guns.
Vivi: Dee Hunt. Denzel: Train Problem, LB help, Baas, Dias
Buddha: Post Cop Shootout, Chase. Denzel vs Cop Car. 5 Year Jail
Hospital EMS mhm Ratings Bribe.
Denzel: Prison Jump. Brick Prices, Concussion Siz, Weiner killer.
Drunk Driving Denzel Ft. Bobby. Denzel: Jobs.
LeanChase Ft. Buddha, Denzel, Bobby Brown. Baas, Dias
Fleeca: Denzel, Bobby, Buddha. Boat Shootout
Hospital: Ooo Hurting. Gomer Siz. Saab Sister Torah Saved Denzel.
Denzel's New look Hairstyle. Buddha needs money. Parking Cop God.
Broke Sleepy Buddha, New look Denzel, Money Squeezer Siz. Car Test
Siz Buys Buddha's car, Tuner Chip to save Buddha from Debt.
Siz sends car Ft. Buddha. EEEYYY Gomer Car Payment. Ft. Baby Oil
Perkins Race Red Light Ft. Lucy.
Fleeca Heists: Flippy, Bones. Dias, Bobby, Ziggy. Scuff Gomer.
Price is Wrong Bank Robbery. Banana Peels. Siz rolls off hills.
Flippy finds Injured Siz: Oxy runs pay, Stole Charles Tuner
|65||Tang Man Guy Dude Fella||Siz tests Subaru on offroad. Diz was on a car crash with Saab
Diz lockpicked bed handcuffs and escaped. 'Brenda was hostaged' -Saab
Chang Gang Big Race Ft. Saab, Diz. Saab Wins Ft. Siz. 1$ share.
Diz met Zelda, Dis on Siz's new car. Zelda: Diz bad driver
Mirror Park Neighborhood Watch Ft. Denzel, Robber
'Queen of Forum Drive', 'Mayor of Mirror Park' Torture vs Robber
Uno Ft. Saab, Tony, Thalia
Uno Rd2 Ft. Denzel, Irwin Dundee
|66||HOA Enforcer Tang Rep||Benny's Shootout Ft. Tony, Dee. Dee in Grandma's Home.
Vivi tortures Dee for licking Jacob, cuts tongue, Hatchet Kill.
Baby Oil Injured by Ramee Break Check.
Big Race: Gomer, Chips, Baby Oil, Chang Gang, Gladys etc.
Buddha's Car was Scuffed - Eddie. Big Race Rd2. Ft. Erin.
"This is really good offroad" - Siz before ejected Ft. Erin
"Racist Erin" Ft. Bobby Brown.
Allen: Many Meetings, Scuffed Car, Car Payment, Vault Heist Cut.
Saab: Scuffed Buddha Car, Races, Uno,
Car Shop: Allen, Richard, American Pin, Ashley, Murders.
Richard: Orange Gang, South Side, Crimefree, SBSO Plant Drugs.
Allen Heli Tour Poof: Richard, Nino, Judge, Reinhart
Lambo: Dab's Lambo, Greatest criminal Dab Past.
"Dab would have done 911" -Siz to Richard borrowing Dab's Lambo
Parking Cop God Chase. Buck: CrimCon, New Gang
Saab: Chips Locked Up 9s, Cop Stab, Ft. Saab, Allen, Erin
Siz's Shower Poop Question Ft. Allen, Richard, Hostage, Saab, Gomer.
Gomer, Saab Vault vs Allen Heli Decision. Siz Late to a Vault Heist.
Vault : Ft. Gomer, Saab, Cop Dias. Shittalk, Sex Step PornTalk.
Allen: HOA talk, Hank, Siz Sends It in Dab's Lambo.
Erin: Pinto Hunt, STDs Brenda UTI. Gomer: Erin, Flowers, Sonya, Dundee
Erin Talking Phone Sex, Dick Tattoo, Glorp: Ft. Boe, Gomer. Zelda
Fleeca: Gomer, Boe, Alistair. Rd.2. Foot Chase vs Soze
Shower Shit Question: Ft. Dias, Soze, Williams. EYYY PIGEEHH -Siz Radio
Sources of Income Edit
- Siz often robbed houses at night where he usually found lots of cash and various items/weapons. However, Siz no longer robs houses due to: the increased amount of hostile gang activity on Grove Street, the fact that mansions did not pay out decently for the amount of time it took to burgle one, and overall boredom with the act of burglary in itself.
- Chopping cars was done at least once per tsunami since it gave out decent amounts of Pixerium and crafting materials for the priority chops.
- Usually once a day he robs banks with various criminals.
- Siz grows his own weed in his single-story home and sells them himself. The operation started with five male and 10 female seeds. Siz briefly stopped selling weed due to lack of customers when the sell location moved to a specific spot on Strawberry Avenue, however, the sell location now resides in a large portion of Lean Street and the Barrios meaning Siz once again sells weed for a profit.
- Now and again Siz conducts Oxy and pawnshop runs as passive sources of income while he's driving around Los Santos.
- Siz entered the world of weapons dealing and had accumulated a large stockpile of various weapons which he distributed in batch orders.
- Recently Siz got his hands on several bricks of cocaine and has been selling baggies of cocaine and crack to the other citizens of Los Santos.
- Most recently Siz has gotten into business with Nino Chavez, who gives him various "quests" for him to complete for large cash rewards.
- “Hi, this is Siz.”
- “Boom, Bitch”
- “Oh, jeez...”
- “I own 10% of...”
- "I was beaten within an inch of my life!"
- "I fell off of a parking structure."
- "It's just a scar."
- *Clears throat*
- *Blows raspberry*
- "I need MY Kevin!"
- "Oh wow"
- "What's Up"
- "EEEEEYYYYYYY HEEEYYYYYYYY"
- "Flash Me"
- "Where's my Money?"
- "It's just my demeanor."
- "Hail Hydra"
- Siz likes being chased by Detective Ziggy Buggs so he can say "eat my dirt, motherfucker."
- Siz's Brawler has been hotwired twice by his uncle Dundee.
- Siz's home was decorated by his ex-girlfriend Windsong.
- Siz is actually in his early to mid-20s (around 23-24.) His ID states that he is 44, but he claims it is a fake and he told Dab and Windsong he didn't know his actual age.
- Siz has been robbed by an unarmed mime and later rammed him with his Brawler.
- Siz has been robbed by a scammer with a wrench and later rammed him with his Brawler, twice.
- Siz has voices in his head that he will periodically scream at.
- Despite having a bed, Siz sleeps on the bathroom floor.
- Despite being constantly compared to Two-Face, Siz's favorite super-villain is actually The Ventriloquist and Scarface.
- Siz has only experienced a small handful of erections, with Windsong being the cause of his first erection.
- Due to growing up homeless, Siz sometimes eats garbage.
- Rumor has it that Siz's real birthday is on June 1st as both Deputy Dias and Ravi the Scammer wished him a Happy Birthday on that day. This is a not-so-subtle nod to UberHaxorNova's actual birthday being on that date.
- Occasionally Siz listens to various Disney/90's songs he replays in his head (whenever UberHaxorNova went AFK or entered a chase he sometimes put on a playlist of Disney or 90's music until he returned/ the chase ended.)
- Siz's voice in the early episodes was just UberHaxorNova's normal voice. Over time it evolved into a "Kermit + Morty (esk)" voice impression later in the series.
- Siz has burglarized his neighbors multiple times.
- Siz picked up his sister Martha from the airport in a stolen police cruiser, she had arrived in Los Santos from a vacation in the Bahamas. The same day she left the city and returned to the Bahamas after failing to replicate Siz's persona, much to the confusion of Siz.
- Siz stated to Speedy that he mostly watches Christmas or holiday movies.
- Siz has shopped for jeans at PacSun ever since he was 12.
- Siz enjoys the Mario Maker game series, going as far as to install a Nintendo Switch in the passenger seat of his Brawler and even went to MarioCon in Japan to celebrate the franchise. When waiting on something, Siz can sometimes be seen occupying himself with the Switch he has on his person (often attempting to beat one of his endless run records.)
- Siz was the first civilian to come into possession of PD grade weapons, which he obtained by downing Officer Dias (although he returned them to him a short while later to avoid having himself and his friends get raided.)
- Siz didn't like to be the first one to hang up in a phone call and usually waited for the person on the other end to hang up, prolonging the call with an awkward silence or giving the excuse that he's driving (often to the annoyance of the person he was speaking to.) Although, after a while, the people of Los Santos caught on to his shtick and would often outlast Siz by flat out telling him they would not hang up first or simply ignoring him until he was forced to hang up.
- Siz was the last person in the city to be escorted to prison by a police officer (the ability to escort an officer while having your profile picture taken was patched after the next tsunami.)
- Siz believes the Pillbox Hill Medical Center is actually a scam due to the exorbitant amount of money they charge for healing his injuries, in addition to the poor bedside manner he's experienced as a patient in the hospital.
- Siz is in his own one man gang (called the "🍊 Tang Gang 🍊") that reps the color orange as a homage to his close affiliation with both the Vagos (who rep yellow) and the Lean Bois (who rep red.)
- Siz has a habit of taking people he's just met to join him in robbing banks, just as Yung Dab did to him.
- Siz enjoys watching parody porn.
- Siz got Hank Dogstaff addicted to crack cocaine.
- Siz's Brawler has been stolen and joyrode off-road by Ziggy Buggs while he was on duty, who was quite impressed by its off-road performance. Although, as with all vehicles driven by Ziggy he eventually lost it in an accident as he crashed Siz's Brawler into the Land Act Reservoir.
- Siz wears an American flag pin on all his disguises in remembrance of the September 11th attacks.
- Siz wears Flip Flops in most of his outfits.
- Gladiator (2000) is one of Siz's favorite movies.
- Despite the government "snapping" over 1200 of his plastic, Siz never attempted to get restitution (when the new inventory system was implemented there was a bug that caused some items in any inventory you accessed for the first time to "fall out" onto the floor, this occurred with UberHaxorNova's plastic and before he noticed the server restarted [deleting over 1200 plastic that fell onto the ground out of his inventory]; UberHaxorNova did create a forum post reporting the issue, but he did not upload the correct clips showing what occurred [causing Koil to believe they were simply stolen], and when he was given the correct clip to upload five days after creating the post he did not upload it to his report in a timely manner [after waiting an additional two days to upload the clip he found that the post had been deleted as it had been more than a week since the report was last updated].)
- Siz's favorite type of food is teriyaki.
- Siz has refined his ability to enter and exit "Bovice's World" at will from Mission Row, allowing him to pull off spectacular jailbreaks.
- Despite being employed at Clucking Bell Farms, Siz has done only one job for them (which was done under the pretense of a four man race.)
- The GO Postal Boxville truck has been one of the vehicles Siz has most often stolen as the spawn point for one is located very close to the Pink Cage.
- Siz's favorite kind of soda is ginger ale as he claims it "helps his tummy."
- UberHaxorNova is a canonical streamer and YouTuber in the NoPixel universe, although Siz thinks that UberHaxorNova is an irrelevant, piece of shit broadcaster with no charm.
- Siz was one of the first criminals to experience the effects of a flashbang.
- Siz cannot grow facial hair.
- About four months after coming to the city, Siz began whispering to police officers the titular phrase, "Hail Hydra." It is unknown whether it's merely meant to confuse the police or if he and the officers he speaks to are actually members of Hydra.
- Ever since Siz learned how to link his phone to his car stereo he has been a boombox of sorts, blasting random music to the denizens of Los Santos while driving about.
- If Siz shits before going to shower he doesn't wipe, but uses the shower water to clean his ass as a sort of aerial bidet.
- Siz was the first customer for the Tuner Shop after it moved locations on 8/17/2019.
Siz Moments Edit
- Siz flips a coin to decide whether to go with Mother or Step Dab
- Siz jumps off of a parking structure
- Siz and Zelda confess to each other
- Siz and Zelda jump into a river
- A train trolls Siz
- Siz is never listening to the radio again :'(
- Vulture Siz and Step Dab accidentally robbing cash registers together
- Siz is very smooth
- Siz climbs a fence
- Siz trying to be alpha after a boat meeting
- Siz vomiting after experiencing Bovice's World
- Siz actually being alpha to Tyrone
- Siz exerting his crimelord powers on two unsuspecting piglets
- Siz experiencing police brutality first hand
- Siz showing little remorse for a dead purple who had robbed him several days beforehand
- Siz claiming to "clap cheeks" while discussing who murdered Kizzy
- Siz casually watching a crack head he sold to jump off of a crane
- Siz flaunts his business skills to the local news
- Siz putting a cocky clown in his place
- Siz drives a bulldozer into MRPD
- Siz helping Brenda practice her seduction techniques
- Siz using the power of Bovice World to escape Mission Row
- Siz is banned for using the power of Bovice World
- Siz takes a spin in Dab's Lambo
- A green realizes that Siz tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter
- Siz giving an adoring couple the privacy they deserve
- Siz murders a lying snitch
- Siz stands up for his sister Erin
- Siz chastises Brenda for being a lazy third
- Siz and Speedy try out the LMG and Tommy Gun on his Panto
- Siz masturbating to a couple feeding each other
- Siz doing some high-performance driving to the tune of Black Betty
- Siz just having a good time on the beach
- Siz + music = massive self-inflicted injuries
- Siz really likes pointy orifices that spray stuff right up his ass
- Siz really wishing Gunn was there to kick him out again
- Siz does a 10/10 swan dive and then has an scuffed fight with a local
- Siz tortures a hostage and the responding officers at a Fleeca bank
- Siz making a heroic exit
- Siz shouldn't take off his helmet
- Siz attempting to solicit anal sex from an unwilling bystander
- Siz witnessing the chaos of Bovice World spill into his local parking lot
- Siz offering sacrifices to the sp00ky mineshaft demon
- Siz triggering Dias
- Siz ain't boutta be caught A L I V E
- Siz gives Officer Bobby the ol' Skorpion spook and then get's oofed on by a local
- Siz sending it in Dab's lambo
- Siz getting schmacked by Nathan's big hard vehicle'