Seven Fulmen is a character role-played by TheSuspiciousOrange.
The Second Clown-Mime War [Post 3.0/Pre 4.0][]
Seven volunteered enlistment into the Second Clown-Mime war, alongside his drafted husband, Keith Herman. Due to his Ph.D and technical experience, Seven was brought in as a Specialist, placing him in the Primary Repair And Newifying Krew [PRANK] unit. There, his main duties were to repair any broken electronic devices, ranging from weapons to recon. He was also in charge of writing the paperwork for his unit and several others, as a significant portion of them were either illiterate or used invisible ink.
This left Seven with the painful task of writing letters to next of kin for KIA and MIA Clowns. He dreaded seeing familiar names come across his desk each day. But he worked dutifully, with a dedication to seeing his work completed rarely seen among Clownkind - who could scarcely organize even game nights in the barracks. But as a result of his rank and role, Seven was shuffled between stations frequently, quickly losing contact with both his husband and the other members of the Clowncil.
Four years into the war, after a particularly vicious round of EMP shelling on Fort Grimaldi, the communications array was left in shambles. With most of his unit left out of commission from Friendly-Fire Pies, Seven was a dispatched to quickly repair the array station alone. Finally bringing the main grid back online, Seven's work was dashed by the tripping of the Whoopsie-Doo Cable - a failsafe installed by Clowngineers in case of Mime proximity to sensitive Clown communications. Unfortunately, the shelling had been just a precursor to the Silent but Deadly SpecOps Mime attack that would follow.
Unbeknownst to Seven, the EMP fire had allowed the SbD Mimes to enter the Fort. It was a massacre with few Clown survivors. Seven likely would have shared this fate, had he not been dispatched for repairing the comms array. But because of the Whoopsie-Doo, the entire unit combusted, wounding Seven and utterly destroying the tower after emitting an emergency signal to Clown Command.
Dragged from the rubble and taken to emergency medical, Seven was treated and left heavily scarred. He was promoted to Specialist First Class and offered medical discharge. Seven declined, remaining to finish his service in the hopes of seeing his husband again. Only a few years later, Clowngress conceded loss to the Mime incursion. Vice City was lost with mass Clown casualties and Seven was honorably discharged with honors for his voluntary service.
Unable to reach any of the Clowncil nor his husband, Seven was left with little else but to return to the only real home he'd known - Los Santos - in the hopes of building a life for himself once again. Now Seven must wear a mask of the man he was, praying that the porcelain of his facade doesn't crack under the weight of the horrors and hurt in his heart.
Gallery[]
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Big Phil • BooBoo • BoomBoom • Bozo • Bubblegum • Buggy • Chatterbox • Checkers • Cleo Cloak • Cosmo • Crasher • Cupcake • Dee Mented • Delver Lee • Derpy • Dumbles Fumbles • Ember Quinn • Frog • Giblets† • Giggles† • Happy D'Klown • Hiccups • Janky • Keith Herman • Miniphone • Moose Knuckles • Mr. Ratchet • Mumbles Fumbles • Party Hardy • Pico • Pixel • Pockets • Professor Bubbles • Scruffy Doodle • Sour Patch • Snuffles • Stumbles Fumbles • Twinkles • Wendy Thomas • Yappy Clown Associates: BamBam • Button • Dr. Stitches • Hostage • Nacho • Seven Fulmen • T-Bone Former Clowns: BonBon Notable Mimes: David Wonders • Eva Popov • Yuri Popov
Groups: Clowncil (3.0) • New Clown Order • Club Club • Everlasting Clowns of Humble Origins† Enemies: Mimes |