Sasuke Johnson is a character role-played by Burn.


"My name is Sasuke Johnson. I hate a lot of things, and I don’t particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I’m going to restore my clan S.C. Johnson family clan and kill a certain someone."
― Sasuke Johnson

Sasuke Johnson is a former ninja from the Hidden Leaf Village. He spent some of his childhood with his family the S.C. Johnson Clan, one of the village's most powerful clans. They have a special kekkei genkai called the Sharingan. His family was unfortunately wiped by his brother Itachi Johnson. Grabbing hold of their clan's recalled baby powder known to cause chemicals giving Hemorrhoids. Itachi ingulfed the powder across the clan suffering from rectal fissures they all passed away. Sasuke, the only one who survived despite having these symptoms. His only goal now is to train to get strong enough to defeat his brother, while at the same time having to face his one true rival: Naruto.


Sasuke wore a black top with matching S.C Johnson Special guard shorts that gives more aerodynamics when he sprint and his S.C Johnson Special guard shinobi sandals. He also had secret belt that was never seen because it was hidden by a genjutsu. His distinctive face markings are caused by the curse mark given to him by Uwuchimaru, after he nibbled on Sasuke's left earlobe. After the time skip, he wears a White Diamond Casino Dojo top with a dark blue skirt and geta.


Sasuke frequently poses arrogantly, in some cases ungrateful with a cold shoulder attitude. Depending on his mood he's shown to be compassionate, but often times he likes a challenge to help strengthen his abilities. He is said to have a mastery of ridicule, but it could just be that he runs into so many losers.


A lot of things.


Not particularly anything.

Anbu Black Cocks

Ambu Black Cocks is not a cult, this Ninja family clan is one of biggest gangs in Los Santos with more than 20 members incluind their founder Sasuke-Sensei, the whole group is made up by skilled ninjas who follows Sasuke in several fights and missions, they wanted answers from the Acuntsuki but after being denied they prove their immense cockra and strength helping his sensei to defeating Cockage in a confrontation with his powerful eternal flames.

Recruited Ninjas

Hung Jae Min "Second In-Command"

Yoi Tsukita "YaYaYa"

Reginald Charles Poppycock III "Black Mamba"

Brendan Regano "Akuma"

Cody Palmer "The Penguin"

Shadow "Shadow Legend"

Erik Klean "Bakaroo"

Kolt Mason "Bushida of the 27th Legion"

Theodore "Super STD"

Olivia Garcia "Cherry-san"

Lola Reinheart "Jinx"

Jessi Adler "Dark Swan"

Jordan Hellmuth "Jordan Dashi"

Tane Mahut

Vincent Vincent

Jack Lumber

Dale Dull

Emma Natt "Black Sheep"

Frank Cosgrove

Freddy Fastfingers

Grace Daniels

Olivia Harvey

Jay Que


Sasuke has had too many fights since he arrived in the city, some are just for training and become stronger. He usually defeats everyone who gets in your avenge way or just bothered him, besides he also had several great fights against his foes.

Trains and Battles List:
Info Fight Location Situation Result Comments
1. Brawl:

Sasuke, Naruto vs Patrick, Faily.

Sasuke first fight.png Brawl started after Sasuke beat Patrick for bothering him, then Patrick called the Acuntsuki to send help, at the same time Naruto arrived.
Sasuke was handcuffed but managed to escape.
Naruto was taken by Acuntsuki.

Patrick was knocked out by Sasuke.

2. Fight / Mission:

Sasuke vs Naruto.

1 2 3 4 5 6

Chidori vs Rasengan.png Sasuke wanted Kills Naruto and Naruto wanted bring Sasuke back to him and was ready to stop he. So they both went to Final Valley for a decisive battle.
Naruto was put in a genjutsu.

Sasuke was knocked out but he escaped with a substitution. Technically it was a draw because any of then managed to complete his goals or were in fact defeated.

3. Struggle:

Sasuke vs Yeagar, Meow, Lars.

Fireball2.png Sasuke started a struggle with they but Yeagar disabled him and challenged Sasuke to show his real strenght.
Gave up
Yeagar was sealed.

Lars and Meow was burned by Fireball Jutsu. Sasuke gave up because of Meow touching speech.

4. Fight / Train:

Sasuke vs Dundee.

Sasuke x Dundee.png Dundee appeared chasing Cockasscheek-Sensei trying to stab him during the train with Sasuke, then sasuke dropped him on the floor while his sensei ran away.
Dundee was defeated by Sasuke's Sharingan and fireball no jutsu.

Sasuke let him get away after the fight.

5. Brawl:

Sasuke vs Gorila Girl.

Sasuke Gorilla.png During training with Patrick, Sasuke started to roast the Gorilla Girl until she gets mad and starts punshing him.
Sasuke failed his chidori accidentally hitting Autumn, The Gorila Girl took the opportunity to defeat him.
6. Fight:

Sasuke vs Ken-Sama.

Sasuke x ken 2.png After their struggle in burguer shot both decided to have a great battle in the Final Valley to settle the things.
Ken-sama was injuried.

Sasuke hadn't so much power remaining. Then Sasuke left to finish their fight another time.

7. Fight:

Sasuke vs Abigail.

Sasuke vs abigail.png Zoog told to Sasuke show his power to her so Sasuke kicked she off the bike starting the fight.
Abigail tried to give up when he threatened to use his Chidori, Sasuke didn't care about that and defeated she.
8. Chunin Exams:

Sasuke vs Clovis.

Chunin Exams.png During the chunin exams Clovis challenged Sasuke instead of his opponent. He obviously accepted.
Garry Team interrupted the exams attacking Sasuke in the end of fight hitting and shooting him before he could declare himself winner.

Clovis was stabbed by Sasuke.

9. Fight:

Sasuke vs Garry.

Sasuke vs Garry.png They were already waiting to have their fight when they meet again, it ended up happening in Rooster's Rest during the Journey with Trunks.
Garry was defeated by the Sasuke Susanoo and the combination of his techniques as Genjutsu, Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, Senjutsu.
10. Fight:

Sasuke vs Unknown man.

Sasuke fight.png Unknown.
Sasuke defeated him with his Chidori.
11. Fight:

Sasuke vs Yoi.

Sasuke vs Yoi.png Yoi wanted to get Sasuke's attention to understand him better, she got it calling him to a fight.
Yoi gave up but Sasuke wanted to test her strength giving her 10 seconds to stop his Lions Barrage.

Sasuke threw her from the terrace after she failed.


Depending on the situation Sasuke sometimes will just "murder" instead of fighting his opponents. Most times, he doesn't kill anyone without a fight but if he needs, he will not excite to kill anyone who crosses his path.

Sasuke after getting drunk revealed that he killed his entire clan and blamed Itachi for it, he also said that Itachi never existed and he gonna kill everyone in the world. So far we don't know if that really happened or whether Sasuke said it just because he was drunk.

N. Victims Situation Cause of Death Accomplices
1 S.C Johnson Clan (?) Unknown or nonexistent. Burning rectal fissures Unknown.
2 Jagger Gerardy "Chatterbox" Sasuke hunted chatterbox for a long time since Patrick granted him this mission, eventually when Sasuke was talking with Guy-Sensei Chatterbox ended up crossing his path. They chased him to grandma's house with the help of 4T. When they arrive Sasuke met with Yuno and Raymond, after seeking they found him in the basement. Shot and burned alive 4T, Guy, Raymond, Yuno.

Wasted Count

Unfortunately, Sasuke faced some difficulties with the culture and way of life of society outside your village that caused him troubles and sometimes injuries. He also found some strong enemies in Los Santos who were able to somehow defeat knocked him down. Sasuke several times for risking too much or for accidentally letting his guard down he ended up on the floor too.

Wasted: 9+ Times
N. Cause Situation
1 Used too much cockra and injuries. Sasuke was almost defeated by Naruto but was able to save himself using a substitution in the last second.
2 Used too much cockra. Sasuke fell on the ground using all of his cockra trying to break the mindcontrol genjutsu in "Sakura".
3 Knocked out. Sasuke dropped his guard while he was hurt and went knocked out by a unknown guy.
4 Knocked out and Ran over. The Gorilla Girl knocked out Sasuke with a kick and a car ran over his head and legs.
5 Hit his head on a rock. Sasuke's first student accidentally punched him with a muscle spasm making Sasuke fall with his head on a rock.
6 Punched by multiple people and shot. In Chunin exams battles Sasuke almost killed Clovis with a kunai so Garry Team intervened attacking him in group.
7 Fell from a high place. After defeat and throwing Yoi, Sasuke accidentally tripped and also fell off the terrace.
8 Fell from a high place. After being knocked out he punched a woman as he was leaving the hospital making of the Acuntsuki members chase him, he accidentally fell from a high place while was running away.
9 Fell of Danzou Bridge During a Mission with the Anbu Black Cocks he accidentally jumped off the bridge.


  • On his first day in the city sasuke said his parents died because of Naruto.
  • In Pre-Time skip period Sasuke wore a scarf to protect himself from further bites because he had already been bitten by UwUchimaru.
  • UwUchimaru has bitten Sasuke two times, one in his neck and other in his earlobe.
  • Sasuke on Pre-Time skip used constantly a genjutsu in his belt that did its look as if his body was split in two.
  • When sasuke was drunk he said Itachi never existed because he was itachi himself, he also said that his clan name was "Narutoasscheek".
  • Although they haven't meet in Los Santos, Sasuke seems had met AsmonBronze before.
  • Patrick Downing was the one who helped Sasuke remember some information from his past and his history, thus shaping his identity.
  • Before the Timeskip Sasuke had one hemorrhoid, now he has three that wasting his lifetime.


  • "I'm built different!"
  • "If you think I'm just a foolish kid ruled by his emotions, that's fine. Following Itachi's path would be childish, the whispering of fools who don't know hatred. If anyone else tries to ridicule the way I live, I'll slaughter everyone they ever cared about. And then maybe they'll understand what it's like to taste... a little of my hatred."
  • "Just shut up for once! What the hell do you know about it?! It's not like you ever had a family in the first place! You were on your own right from the beginning, what makes you think you know anything about it?! Huh?! I'm suffering now because I had those ties, how on Earth could you possibly understand, what it feels like to lose all that?!"
  • “Naruto... it's too late, nothing you can say will change me! I'm going to kill you and every last person in your beloved village! It's time to make your choice! Kill me and become a hero, or die at my hand and become another one of my victims!”
  • "I used to much of my Cockra!"
  • "Hmph.."
  • "These hemorrhoids fuel my rage."
  • "Call an ambulance, but not for me."
  • "I burn more calories shitting than fighting against you."

Played By: Burn
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