Ryan Parker is a character role-played by curvyelephant.
- 1 General Description
- 2 Physical Description
- 3 Jobs
- 4 Con Crime Life
- 5 Vehicles/Racing
- 6 Relationships
- 6.1 Reid Dankleaf - Husband
- 6.2 Rachel Parker - Sister
- 6.3 Napoleon Dankleaf - Step-Son
- 6.4 Gazz Maloo - Adopted Son
- 6.5 Lucille "Lucy" Hellman - Daughter-in-Law
- 6.6 Aaron Flocko - Adopted Grandson
- 6.7 Mia Mersion
- 6.8 Maxy Mersion
- 6.9 Rocko Colombo
- 6.10 Irwin Dundee
- 6.11 Jordan Walker
- 6.12 Rudi Rinsen
- 6.13 Catherine Scratch
- 6.14 Reginald "Reggie" Campbell
- 7 Major Events
- 8 Criminal Record
- 9 Facts
- 10 Quotes
- 11 Highlights
- 12 Misc. Media
- 13 Gallery
- 14 References
General Description[edit | edit source]
Ryan Parker is a 25-year-old male with blond hair styled into a mohawk.
Occasionally working with friends and family, Ryan is willing to take part in petty crimes, however his job at PDM restricts what he can do.
Ryan is known to grind at his jobs, leading him to get position of manager at Harmony weeks after he got the job.
Ryan has a love for cars, more specifically a love for station wagons. He enjoys bragging about how he owns all of them and is seen driving them around the city very frequently. He often drives a white S2000 in the Southside for Taco deliveries and recently bought a GTR Liberty Walk from Jordan Walker that he uses to race in.
Because of Ryan's expertise in driving, he was often used as a getaway driver and has once got away from a store robbery in a station wagon seconds after police showed up.
Ryan can be described as a very petty person when he is being wrongly accused or is put in a situation that isn't fair to him - for example: getting seven citations in one traffic stop by Darrel McCormik or throwing Drew Harrison's mustang in the lake when he held up Ryan at Harmony.
Physical Description[edit | edit source]
Ryan Parker is a high pitched-spoken 25-year-old male, and widely known as the most wholesome criminal in all of Los Santos. He has a baby face, a fluffy blonde mohawk, and fair skin. Ryan wears a pair of glasses and sometimes carries a sock mask and a blond beard that he wears and calls himself 'Brain Barker.'
Ryan is typically seen wearing a leopard print suit and bright colorful clothing, but will dress in all black when a situation is intense, or his own life is in danger. (Though he's worn the same outfit for the last six months.)
Because of the current racing scene that Ryan has recently participated in, on June 19th 2020, Ryan got a new racing outfit to match with Tommy Cruizer (although the orange camo jersey is the same as Titanium's - Eddie Marshall street name.)
Jobs[edit | edit source]
Ryan currently works for Premium Deluxe Motorsport as a recent employed manager, a manager and mechanic for Harmony Repairs Garage. Ryan commonly advertises for both of them. He also works for Matthew Payne as his personal assistant.
(Ryan claims to be [and is] the #1 salesman of PDM).
Months prior, Ryan became obsessed with the idea of becoming a food truck vendor, and opened his own business called Ryan's Sugary Delights with Mia Mersion. While the food truck primarily sold various sweets to the citizens of Los Santos; it was also an illegal business front for Ryan to sell cocaine to his clients. Although Ryan has not been actively selling on the streets for a few months due to restrictions for PDM.
On March of 2020, Ryan became the personal assistant to Matthew Payne, helping him with his day to day business deals and simple tasks like cleaning his shoes and wiping his nose.
Because of Ryan's undying love for fashion, his hobby led him to open up Everything Ryan Parker (ERP). A fashion He dresses his clients head to toe in bright clothing that would not typically be seen on the streets.
Sometimes Ryan enjoys experimenting in other jobs, thus leading to the creation of both Ryan's Towjobs and RP News, though these have been inactive for quite sometime.
Con Crime Life[edit | edit source]
Due to his dislike of guns, and his dainty voice, Ryan is usually underestimated by everyone. When put in a corner, Ryan will viciously defend himself, and the people he cares about. He carries a vintage pistol on his person and has ever had to use it a couple times.
The first time Ryan changed his style of crime was when he attempted to rob the jewelry store in a taco truck with Mia Mersion, acting as if they were both selling tacos from the truck, almost got caught by Brittany Angel and afterwards, left the scene with zero issues. This particular scene, was what developed Ryan and Mia's friendship.
Because of this, he continued to work on various con jobs with Mia; and together, they successfully robbed multiple Fleeca banks and the City Bank's Vault without any hostages.
One of Ryan's main goals when it came to crime was to do it in the most creative ways possible and make it fun for everybody involved. This would mean wearing goofy clothing, escaping in vehicles that seem unrealistic to get away in, or have some stupid plan like bringing a taco truck to the jewelry store, or pretending to work at a bank while robbing it.
Vehicles/Racing[edit | edit source]
Ryan is considered one of the best drivers in the city, and was able to constantly escape the police in whatever vehicle he is driving.
Ryan believes himself to be a station wagon connoisseur as he owns every single wagon in the city. He hopes when the new shipment of vehicles come into the city, he can buy more wagons.
A few months ago, Ryan got approved for his drift licence in one day, having Mary Mushkin as his drift instructor. Later on, after receiving his licence, he was gifted a 1/1 Zircoflow (drift) Stratum from Eddie Marshall, after he heard about his love for station wagons. His husband, Reid Dankleaf, helped him pay for his lessons and his car.
When calling Doug Canada about a car payment over the phone, Doug mentioned that he was selling his Primo and said that if Ryan were to buy it, he could turn it into a wagon. Hearing this, Ryan bought the Primo off from Doug and has changed the livery multiple times after seeing it can be transformed into a highway patrol car. The car is a 1/3 - Shane Powers and Rudi Rinsen own the other two.
Because of Ellie Dono's overdue car on a S2000, Ryan decided to pay for the car and buy it from her, with an intent to flip the car and sell it to someone else. However, due to it's small stature and it's easy to move capabilities down in the Southside, Ryan decided to keep the car and has used it for many taco deliveries and a couple races.
Ryan previously owned a purple colored Miata (with floppy headlights that he bragged about having) that he sold to Claire Seducer, after showing her what it could do; such as, climbing up every staircase in Los Santos and driving at high speeds on the highway. Although, he was hesitant on selling the Miata after a few refusals, Reid was very adamant that he sell it regardless, as it looked 'ugly.' Claire still owes Ryan $20,000 for the remainder of the purchase.
Every once in a while, (although rare) Ryan has been seen doing crime in his Zircoflow Stratum (the drift wagon). His latest shenanigans involving his reformed Primo wagon, was when Ryan and Reid proceeded to take the new LSPD cadets on a chase throughout the city to help them with their coms. Then again, where they were in an hour and a half chase with the police; the two males continuously heading back to Harmony, repairing their car, and found by the police. The chase ended with spike strips and a molotov.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Reid Dankleaf - Husband
Rachel Parker - Sister
Napoleon Dankleaf - Step-Son
Gazz Maloo - Adopted Son
Lucille "Lucy" Hellman - Daughter-in-Law
Aaron Flocko - Adopted Grandson
Major Events[edit | edit source]
|Ryan and the Egg|
On April 12, 2020, Coop Holliday was having a race for a collectible egg. Luther Caine, Erin Cox, Vivi Veine, and Ryan Parker decided to enter this race. The terms were that the first person to locate Coop would recieve this egg. There were several people looking for the egg, and the four decided they could find it, sell it, and split the profits.
A clue of Coop's hiding spot went out and they sped to the location, thinking it would be at the lookout near Chiliad. They were correct and decided that Ryan should hold on to the egg. They drove to the Integrity apartments and Ryan hid the egg. With the egg being a very valuable item, the four decided that they will not tell anybodyof their treasured prize until it is time to sell it.
Later that day, a tweet goes out from Ramee El-Rahman stating that he needs the assistant of a PDM worker, leading Ryan to reach out to help. He drives himself, Vivi, and Erin to PDM to meet with Ramee. Both Ramee and Charles Prince (aka Taco) show up. Ramee then demands that Ryan gets in the car and he does. Vivi shouts, telling him not to do it, but he does it regardless. Taco and Ramee drive underneath Olympic Freeway where they point guns at Ryan, saying "put your fucking hands up." Ramee places Ryan in cuffs and demands to know if he has the egg or if he knows who has it. Whenever Ryan tried to respond, Ramee would interupt him claiming he was "lying." Ryan proceeded to shout that he doesn't know and, as a result, gets punched by Ramee. Ramee begins calling people for more information.
When Ramee returns, he forces Ryan back in the trunk of the car shouting "He has the egg, Erin just told me he has the egg." It is then revealed as they are driving that Erin claimed that if they don't get Ryan back safely, Ramee will never see the egg, but Ramee also heard Vivi in the background ask if he knew that Ryan had the egg. Ramee continues ranting on about how screwed Ryan is that he lied.
They drive to the lighthouse just west of Dundee's place and continue pointing guns threatening to harm Ryan if he doesn't give them the egg. It comes to the point where Taco tapes Ryan's mouth shut and Ramee calls Erin starting the conversation with "now that we know Ryan has the egg..." Taco accidentally shoots his gun, so they quickly put Ryan back in the trunk again and drive away.
"You see Ryan, another thing that I read, was uhh- I saw Reid Dankleaf tw- texting you saying that 'if I ever find out your in a loving relationship with another man I'm going to kill you,' so- there is somebody that loves you!" -Ramee El-Rahman
While they try to find another spot to settle at, Ramee calls Reid, but he doesn't answer.
They park at the beach resort in Chumash and remove the tape from Ryan's mouth where they continue to go back and forth about the egg. Ramee calls Erin again telling her to meet at the Chumash Pier. Erin is willing to meet on the one condition that Ryan is okay, and asks to be able to hear him over the phone. Ryan nervously responds "uh...hey" before getting put back into the trunk and taken to the pier.
Once at the pier, Ramee and Taco try and negotiate for the egg, but they get nowhere. After some time, Erin and Vivi show up at the pier, where tape is slapped on Ryan again. Vivi and Erin try to talk things out, but Vivi gets cuffed by Ramee and held hostage, leaving Erin to make the choices. Erin tries to stall for as long as she could, but eventually gave up and shouted that Ryan had the egg. Ramee then places cuffs on Erin and prepares to let Ryan go get the egg, but there is a problem.
Ramee: "So Ryan, do you have the egg?"
Ryan: "Uhm... I don't."
Ramee leaves to grab a knife. Taco then takes the tape off of Vivi. Both Ryan and Vivi try to talk to Taco by shouting that they don't have the egg.
"I don't know why, but you're believing the two fucking nutcases here!" -Ryan Parker
Taco leaves the three for a moment. They all agree to say that Luther has the egg and Ryan apologizes for calling them nutcases.
Ramee separates the three of them; Ryan to his left, Erin to his right, and Vivi in front of him. He holds a knife to Vivi. He asks each of them if they have the egg, but they all deny. He then asks if any of them gave the egg to somebody else, Vivi claims they never had the egg in the first place. He then turns to Ryan with Taco in the background encouraging Ramee to kill. Ryan shouts, "What!? I already told you!" Within seconds, Ramee stabs Vivi. Ryan panics and when Ramee asks if Ryan has the egg, he continues to say he doesn't have it, stuttering after what he just witnessed. Taco begins to poke at Ryan saying it's all his fault.
"Erin's up next," Ramee says pulling her to the middle. Erin pleads to Ryan, before Ramee stabs Vivi a second time. Erin screams at Ryan that she doesn't want to die. Ryan finally cracks.
"Ok, FINE! Fine! Hold on! I'll say something!"
Ryan tries to negotiate. The condition being that Vivi gets help, but Ramee adds that Ryan is in no place to negotiate, and starts to count down before he stabs Erin. Right as he starts with five, Ryan says it. "Luther." Ryan explains that the plan was- they give it to Luther because he is HOA, Luther gives it to Siz and they all get paid.
Ryan: "I'm gonna make this very clear, uhm- I'm not saying anything until she gets help."
Ramee: "Oh your not in a position to speak my friend."
Ryan: "Oh, are you sure about that?"
Ramee walks over to Erin with the knife, where Erin begins to panic. Ryan makes it clear to Erin that they promised if they were given a name that both of them would be released, but they didn't keep their promise. What's the point of saying anything else if they are going to continue to lie?
Ramee begins to question Ryan about the full story where he is greeted with the silent treatment.
Ramee: "What about you, Ryan? Where was the egg? Where did you find Coop?"
Ramee: "Where did you find Coop?"
Ramee: "Ryan- hello?"
Ryan: "Oh, hi."
Ryan explains to Ramee that he said they would be let go and Vivi would get help if he got a name, but Vivi was still hurt and Ryan was still in cuffs. Ramee keeps trying to ask where Ryan found Coop, but Ryan's ability to shut his mouth was magical. Ramee told Taco to get him out of cuffs and to hold a gun to his head, and Taco did exactly that. Ramee asked again where Coop was, and Ryan stated," I think my memory would come back to me if she [Vivi] got some help." Ramee let's Erin hold pressure to the wounds to fill his end of the bargain, but Ryan still refuses to answer. Ramee shoots Ryan in the leg for holding back the information. Ramee asks again where he found Coop. Ryan spills it, answering all his questions while also sprinkling in lies about why Luther has it. Ramee states that if Ryan was lying, he will find him, kill him, and Reid will not be able to protect him.
Ramee kicks, then stabs Erin and both Taco and Ramee flee the scene, leaving Ryan still up. Ryan takes Erin's phone off of her to call 911 and immediately tries to help Vivi, as she was struggling to breathe.
As soon as EMS arrives on scene, Ryan passes out from losing too much blood. Khloe Brooks, an EMS worker, takes him and begins to treat him medically before placing him in Lifeflight 1 with Vivi and Erin. Once at Pillbox Medical, Ryan is both checked in by Nancy and seen by a doctor. Ramee approaches Ryan's bedside asking what happened, being genuinely confused as to how he was unconscious. Ryan was then submitted into a 12-day ICU with Erin and Vivi also going in for an unknown amount of time.
Criminal Record[edit | edit source]
- Arson x1
- Burglary x1
- Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x2
- Evading x1
- Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x1
- First Degree Speeding x1
- Grand Theft x1
- Joyriding x4
- Kidnapping x3
- Misdemeanor Possession of Cocaine x1
- Misdemeanor Possession of Controlled Dangerous x1
- Misdemeanor Possession of Crack x1
- Obstruction of Justice x1
- Reckless Evading x7
- Resisting Arrest x5
- Robbery x7
- Tampering With a Vehicle x2
- Trespassing x2
- Unauthorized Parking x1
- Vandalism of Government Property x1
Drivers License: 4 Points (Valid)
AFTER RECORD EXPUNGEMENT
- Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x3
- Negligent Driving x1
- Reckless Evading x1
- Second Degree Speeding x1
- Third Degree Speeding x1
Drivers License: 7 Points (Valid)
Facts[edit | edit source]
- He was the designated getaway driver and thermite master on jobs.
- Ryan and Rachel's father was rumored to make an appearance in the city soon.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
- "REID!!!" Said basically every day.
- "Free pasta, no spices!" Said to Travis Tribble during a Fleeca bank robbery.
- "I'm getting married to Reid so I can take his money."
- "Begone; only I can wear a purple hoodie." Said as a local wearing the same hoodie as him disappeared.
- "I'm Taken!" Said to basically everyone he meets.
- "Bad credit? No credit? Doesn't matter! If you breathe, you drive!"
Highlights[edit | edit source]
- First power substation thermite success.
- Reid appreciates Ryan.
- Ryan creates chaos.
- Ryan is officially Reid's Old Lady.
- Ryan has "CKR" carved into his chest.
- Ryan comforts Reid after the news of Reggie's death.
- Ryan dancing with Officer Frank Williams.
- Ryan breaks Reid with his DnD persona.
- Alabaster Slim reminds Ryan of what he's done.
- Ryan's food delivery service arrives.
Misc. Media[edit | edit source]
"Payment Vulture (Ryan Parker)" by Bryce Miller
Gallery[edit | edit source]
References[edit | edit source]
- Akataco song - https://soundcloud.com/user-918253294/akataco