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Rocko Columbo is a character role-played by Dogbert.

General Description

Rocko Columbo is the Undersheriff for the Senora Desert Sheriff's Office, Badge #999.

He was previously a Sergeant for the Los Santos Police Department.

Rocko is also famed and acclaimed by the police department for his HR meetings with fellow officers. He proves his "dad-ness" by giving his employee's relationship advice, and how to appropriately act on the job, all while showing off his tennis skills.

Physical Description

Born on December 2nd, 1975, he is tall in height, has an athletic build and rugged looks, with slick back naturally dark brown hair that is currently dyed white, and a neatly kept beard. His body is completely covered in tattoos, though his uniform usually keeps them hidden.[1]


Columbo is a soft-spoken and reserved individual, as he prefers to keep to himself due to his line of work. On the surface, Columbo displays a rather friendly yet apathetic attitude when interacting with others he doesn't know. Although among his co-workers and close friends he shows a lighthearted, caring, and playful side.

Background Information

Hailing from Northside Queens, New York, Rocko Columbo is the oldest among his siblings of 3 brothers and 5 sisters. Later in life, he moved to Los Santos after having been inducted into a gang known for stealing babies and young children.

Before Columbo became a Detective, he started off his time in Los Santos as a social worker. Coming into the realization of the hardships and struggles in the city, he noticed a lot of citizens had been victims of crimes; from being held hostage to being a casualty. Columbo enjoyed being a social worker, however, he felt that he could do more to help people within the city. After much contemplation and seeing a therapist, he decided to become a cop.

During his years in the force, he ended up taking a six-month break due to high levels of stress. He took up a private security job during his time off, but soon returned to the BCSO, working hard on climbing the ranks, and becoming an official Detective.

Momentous Dates within the PD

Rank Insignia Note Date
Sergeant SergeantBCSO.png PD Ranking Restructure; Badge #350 February 5th, 2021
Sergeant SergeantLSPD.png Transferred to the LSPD; Badge #450 April 24th, 2021
Undersheriff UndersheriffSDSO.png Selected as the Undersheriff of the SDSO December 9th, 2021
Undersheriff UndersheriffSDSO.png Changed Badge Number to #999 January 11th, 2022
Certification Legend Rank Note Date
Field Training Officer FTO Cert.png Sergeant FTO Certified TBD
Field Training Officer FTO Cert.png Sergeant FTO Decertified TBD
Motorcycle Driver Motorcycle Cert.png Sergeant Motorcycle Certified TBD
Interceptor Driver Interceptor Cert.png Sergeant Interceptor Certified October 26th, 2021
Street Racing Unit SRU Cert.png Sergeant Appointed as Pursuit Driver in the SRU October 26th, 2021
The Highwaymen Highwaymen Cert.png Sergeant Founded the Highwaymen Unit November 28th, 2021
Field Training Instructor FTI Cert.png Undersheriff FTI Certified December 9th, 2021
Interceptor Driver Charger Cert.png Undersheriff Interceptor Restructure; Charger only Access April 21st, 2022


  • "Right."
  • "Being in BCSO is a bit like being blonde--Sometimes the IQ might not all be there, but at the end of the day we have more fun."




  1. Columbo's tattoos -

Played By: Dogbert
Characters: Rocko ColumboLuther CaineAde MillerDinky WalnutzWyatt Mersion