Ramee El-Rahman is a character role-played by Ramee.

General Description Edit

Full-time BETA, part-time "warlord", the one with the scarf, and the fingers of Chang Gang. Although suffering from "SBS", Ramee is the main hardware man; handling lockpicking, and applying thermite during a heist.

Patient Zero (Small Brain Syndrome) Edit

URGENT WARNING!!! This man known as Ramee aka "Patient Zero" is responsible for the recent outbreaks of SBS. Avoid all possible contact!!

CEO of LifeInvader Edit

Upon coming to Los Santos Ramee was the acting CEO of a multi-million dollar company, LifeInvader, but was fired after he was found to be doing illicit activities out of the LifeInvader office. As of late is has been rehired.

Uchiha Jones and the 7th Realm Edit

Ramee believes that he is from the 7th Realm, but Uchiha Jones says otherwise. At one point he was possessed by a being of the 7th realm, fpr calling Uchiha a "F-R-E-A-K". Ramee blamed Uchiha for him getting caught with class 2 weapons, after being caught by the cops. Ramee has since ascended himself.

Ramee First Day Meeting Chang Gang Edit

Ramee's sister comes to town Edit

On November 29, 2019, Ramee's long lost sister, Reema El-Rahman, came to town to visit him.

Achievements Edit

  • Created "Ramee and Friends" a new name he calls the Chang Gang.
  • Has completed two successful jail break attempts in the new server.
  • Was part of the 1.5hr Fleeca Bank siege.
  • CEO of a multi-million dollar and company aka LifeInvader.
  • Indirectly coined the term SBS, know as Small Brain Syndrome.
  • Has been part of the Old and New servers.
  • Discovered the Power to Paleto Bank with Randy Bullet.
  • Discovered how to turn the vault's new security system off with Randy Bullet, Siz Fulker, and Juan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez.
  • Was first to hit the new vault after the security update with Mr. Wang Chang, Randy Bullet, and Vinny Pistone.

Relationships Edit

Openly admits he is gay when talking to women.

Vince [1] Edit

Vincent Ricci aka "Vince" has stated he is his lover, but Ramee denies all of it.

Randy [2] Edit

Ramee has openly admitted his love to Randy Bullet.

Garrett Edit

Has claimed to have a relationship with him, to which Garrett himself hasn't denied.

Olivia [3] Edit

While Ramee states he is gay around girls, he is actually (formally) in relationship (which didn't really go anywhere) with Olivia Harvey. The relationship started after he proposed to her on a special episode of "The Bachelor". While he said that the producers rigged the votes, the truth is that "Patient 0" had truly met his match, and he was too embarrassed to let people know.

Rose [4] Edit


Ramee, along with Chang, went to the Vanilla Unicorn for an event for Rose Edwards; an event held so that she could "find love with a bank robber". Ramee hesitated to go, because he knew somehow he would get involved in it. He was correct, because as when they arrived, Chang made Ramee go up and volunteer. Ramee was only willing to do it for $20K, and Chang agreed.

In the end, Ramee was the only one that volunteered, so he ended up winning; and now Rose and Ramee are in a "relationship". As the event came to a close, Matthew Payne found out about Ramee and Rose, but didn't approve because of Ramee, and his "SBS". Payne threatened to fire Rose, so Ramee and Rose told Payne they broke up. However, instead of breaking up, they agreed to go into a secret relationship, so Rose could keep her job.

Copper Edit

Ramee is secretly in love with the Assistant Chief of Police, Olivia Copper, and the two will text back and forth. However, Ramee has been hesitant to have an official date with her. This is likely due to him being very active in crime, and her being a police officer. She has stated many times that she is looking for a "beta man", believing Ramee to be a perfect example of one.

The attraction she feels towards him has not stopped her from threatening to bring him and the Chang Gang down. During a conversation the two of them had, she acknowledged him being a "warlord", and likened herself as one as well. When she has him in custody, Ramee will often try to sweet-talk her, in an attempt to get a lower jail time. He is one of the few people that call her by her first name, Olivia. Copper has also mimicked his voice, and used his catchphrases, on multiple occasions. As of late, he has admitted that she is his "girl".

Ellie [5] Edit

On October 6th, 2019, Ramee found out that Ellie Dono was having twins, and they are his.

Quotes Edit

  • "Are you serious right now?"
  • "Y-Y-Y-Y-YES SIR YES."
  • "YES,YES SIR."
  • "I'm CEO of a multi-million dollar company."
  • "What the F-U-C-K?"
  • "You're fucking with a warlord."
  • "Oh my god."
  • "I'm a warlord."
  • "Guys, listen."
  • "Listen, listen guys, listen."
  • "I'ma be real with you, it was Uchiha Jones that gave it to me."
  • "YOINK - mine now; gimmie, gimmie."
  • "Don't piss me off."
  • "Have a good one."
  • "Fuck bitches, get money, you know how it is."
  • "Dude."
  • ”Truuuuuuuu.”
  • "This is Trooper Richardson from the State PO-lice."
  • "This is part of our PRO-cedure."
  • "Y'all want the 9's?"
  • "oh yeah keep going."
  • "Say that one more time, see what's gonna happen."
  • "This is disgusting behavior, on behalf of the Ballas Organization LLC."
  • "Hello? This is the warlord organization LLC."

Copy pastas Edit

  • I, Ramee Ramiticus El-Raman the third, do declare this here land to be known presently and forthwith as Newbuai. On behalf of Liveinvader Incorporated, Warlords International and Ballas LLC, you will be asked to vacate said land within the next 24 hours, as here notified or face litigation.
  • Hey there Ramee, its me Linda from HR i heard from Tanner your boss that you've been dumping all the coffee i make every morning down the drain and making it yourself. I wake up at 4 A.M every morning to brew that coffee. If you want to do it than there is no need for me to be there. I put in my two-weeks notice this morning. Tanner will be by to promote you later today.
  • Hey there Ramee, it’s me your coworker Dave. I’m happy for you that you found your passion in video games. You’ve always been dozing off on the job, shit’s hilarious haha. Anyways nice catching up with ya. Oh, and by the way, Kevin our boss told you not to come in tomorrow.
  • tsunami rushing 🌊 one pump dumping 🔫 house robbing 🏠 7:30 pawning ⏰ oxy running 💊 car chopping 🚗 weed selling 🌳 Pokémon card selling 🐹 brake checking 🚫 tire tazing 🔧 mag dumping 💢 cop car stealing 🚨 cop impersonating 👮 gas pouring ⛽ great ocean fleeca robbing 🤑 crack smoking ⚗️ cocaine snorting ⛷️ lockpicking 🔑 aluminum buying 🗜️ stock selling 📈 2-man vaulting 🏦 with no ID on them 📇 SCUMBAGS
  • Listen here you tsunami rushing one pump jewelry store dumping house robbing 7:30am pawning oxy running car chopping corner selling pokemon selling brake checking tire tazing cop car stealing gas pouring mr i'm looking for aluminum in the yellow pages great ocean fleeca robbing scumbag
  • Hi you might know me. I think I can drive, but I’m too garbage. Everything I try doesn’t work for me. I want to be an alpha, but have a small brain disability.I put my friends in jail, I’m not what I mean to be. I try not to die, but end up shooting me. I’m a beta cuck, my name’s Ramee.
  • Aight, Yo check it. Y'all think Chang is lit?!(Nah Chang is kebunBD ) Vader is funny?!! (Nah Vader is ResidentSleeper) LB is awesome?!! (Nah fuck all of dem CLOWNS) My boy Ramee is the god damn GOAT of NP aight. Anybody running into this guy already knows they gonna have to back down or else this guy gonna BODY them.Everyone gonna be worshiping Ramee & Friends. Sip
  • Ramee’s salivary glands are producing 100 gallons of spit every day. Sea levels are rising all around the world. Islands are sinking. Cultures are being lost. Hit your Sub Button now and fund Ramee’s live changing surgery and save the world. #StopGlobalSpitting FeelsRainMan
  • My name is Ramee El Ramen, Boyfriend of Randy Bullet, God of thermite, Lord of the Watches, King of the Glovebox. Camper of Doors, Popper of Trunks, First of his name, last of his kind, a vulture through and through

Videos Edit


Clips Edit

Old Server Edit

  1. | Ramee El-Rahman | Creative Criminal | NoPixel | (first ever clip on channel) 
  2. Ramee El-Rahman | NoPixel | 
  3. super old untitled clip 1 
  4. super old untitled clip 2 
  5. super old untitled clip 3 
  6. Not Get Seized Or Die Tryin' | Ramee El-Rahman | NoPixel | 
  7. Was Shooting 
  8. ? 
  9. Ramee El-Rahman | NoPixel UPDATE 
  10. Telling Ally she was not involved in the situation 
  11. Car is not locked he sat in instantly 
  12. Jump! 
  13. Ramee undercover cop POGGERS 
  14. Facecam! | Ramee El-Rahman | NoPixel 
  15. Swift justice for Coop 
  16. Tessa pep talk for Ramee 
  17. Anyone want pancakes? 
  18. Bye Abdul *gets shot* 
  19. | Ramee El-Rahman | NoPixel | Short Stream 
  20. Ramee El-Rahman | NoPixel 
  21. Duet with Chang 

New Server Edit

  1. The Rise of The Dark Web (part 2)
  2. ramee erping with jym rat
  3. ramee can take some poundings in the butthole
  4. see you in bed?
  5. handy ramee special
  6. ramee the janitor
  7. ramee erping with philis goodman
  8. ramee erp'ing with daquan
  9. Casual Sunday Attire
  10. salty 20k roll
  11. 11/10  jewelry store robbery
  12. An actual Warlord is born
  14. alright, let me see...
  15. Ramee's speech
  16. Copper to Ramee, "From One Warlord to the Other"
  17. Zelda Turns The Tables On Ramee While Playing "The Bachelor"
  18. this better than the actual court case
  19. Ramee and Nino high thoughts
  20. ramee vs bovice
  21. turns out sun didnt want to end it 
  22. Trooper Richardson from the State Police
  23. this is deputy Richardson "y'all want the 9s"
  24. i'm going to sling this on the streets
  25. cop shootout at pillbox
  26. ramee the gangsta
  27. shout out to sunmoon
  28. you just blow him a kiss hell naw
  29. ramee and his male strippers
  30. ramee who the f is randy
  31. the salt levels on that guy
  32. ramee gets rick roll'd
  33. Turn down 4watt? 
  34. Real vulture hours 
  35. Forced ERP 
  36. Straight from Copper's mouth 

Sound Cloud Edit

  1. patient zero -kooxy

Gallery Edit

References Edit

  1. vince i love you!ramee got EXPOSED ramee who the f is randy
  2. ramee admits his love to randy
  3. the producers made me pick oliviaForced ERP
  4. ramee eats rose outRamee gets cucked ramee and rose secret relationship
  5. Ramee getting it
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