Cosmo the Clown (Peter Pippen) is a character played by Spaceboy
Completely Unhinged 911/311 Calls[]
- 911 | Peter Pippen #4152790095 : i know who you are and i know that you're involved in a grand conspiracy to eliminate the fire department so all the trash fires will go unnoticed and destroy the ozone layer because the homeless will burn as much trash as possible and it will cut a hole into the ozone layer by puncturing it but i won't let you do it i won't let you kill the firefighters i will wage a holy war against you that will be known as the culling every clown will band together every gang will band together to eliminate the police force from los santos to protect the ozone layer
- 911 | Peter Pippen #4152790095 : the agents of disinformation are after me and my clown friends i know you represent the occult and i know what you're truly after you're trying to shadowban me from real life and silence me because you know that i know too much but i know just enough and you wont silence me ive been shadowbanned from facebook before because i know too much but what you dont understand is that ill always never be silenced joe rogan told me to watch out for the lizards but what he hadn't accounted for was the komodo dragons (the occult) and how it was written in the bible in 1999
- 911 | Peter Pippen #4152790095 : penicillin is alive and and it doesn't want to help us but we force it to help us if penicillin had its way penicillin would take over and stop all of us from using it for our own selfish purposes
- 911 | Peter Pippen #4152790095 : i know what you're up to you're selling diet pills to people so they think they can lose 50 pounds but in reality they'll lose even more and then the fluoride in the pills will reduce them to a fine mush and harbor ill will within their brain and then they'll try to lose enough weight to be beautiful but they'll be scared because fluoride creates a dependency. i know the police department puts fluoride in the donuts. i know. i've always known. it's very important to me that someone stops you. end the ozempique weight loss pill plague. it's not a conspiracy. i know what you are.
- 911 | Peter Pippen #4152790095 : i know the side effects of ozempique are thought control it's mostly the fluoride that inhibits the free thinkers. once they start taking the weight loss supplement from that moment on they just become thoughtless, mindless peons that can do the bidding of the politicians and the police force i know that the police force is trying to sell ozempique because mindy kaling failed and where she failed you will fill in for her and create a diet pill empire
- 911 | (1112) Anonymous : you think you can silence me but i am as loud as ever from behind these prison walls i have smuggled in a bidet and i will disassemble the bidet and i will investigate what valves and pipes are used and if i find a shred of fluoride in those pipes then so help me god i am coming for you all and the culling will be swift and merciless the clowns will join forces with the fire department because the fire department knows what you're up to and they're trying to stop you but they don't have the firepower i have to go now
- 911 | Peter Pippen #4152790095 : the united states government invented tiktok to spy on the united states government for the united states government it's a massive psyop triangle where the party hired to do the spying is actually spying on themselves and they're locked into a forever loop of spying on themselves and that's why they're trying to ban it because the only way they can break the cycle and stop spying on themselves is if it doesn't exist anymore it's a paradoxical spying triangle and i know you're involved you will never ban me from tiktok even if i do move to montana my eyes are open but i am awake
- 911 | Peter Pippen #4152790095 : gray's anatomy is hiding in plain sight as evidence that aliens exist because aliens are called grays and the show gray's anatomy speaks to the anatomy of the grays it is a plea for help by the grays to average citizens at home they want you to know there are scientists dissecting them to find out why their ANATOMY makes them GRAY because it is believed that they are so small because they are the only creatures in the solar system capable of slipping through the cracks in the tectonic plates and the reason they're small and can fit is because they lack vitimin D and i know you're covering it up
Media[]
Cosmo the Shadow Banned Menace
by ClumsyPillbug
by ClumsyPillbug
Agents of Disinformation
by ClumsyPillbug
by ClumsyPillbug
Shadow Banned
by raider
by raider
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Pixel Cosmo
by blaholtzen
by blaholtzen
Monochrome Hospital Cosmo
by CIPHER498
by CIPHER498
Hospital Cosmo
by CIPHER498
by CIPHER498
Fluoride
by SpacedKey
by SpacedKey
