Patricia Mayonnaise is a character role-played by Stephanerys.
General Description[]
Patricia Mayonnaise is a Corporal for the Paleto Bay Sheriff's Office, Badge #343.
She was formerly a Dispatch FTO for the Los Santos Police Dispatch, call-sign Delta-8. Before that she was a Paramedic FTO for the Emergency Medical Services, call-sign Papa-7 (though she had deemed herself "Chief of Paramedics").
Background Information[]
Patricia Grizabella Mayonnaise had a somewhat normal childhood but was the only child in her family. Her mother gave up her dance career after an injury to open a mediocre local dance studio and when she was 10 her father decided he'd had enough of normal life and "ran away to join the circus" though Patty is pretty sure that her father just went to work at "Circus Circus" in Las Vegas to be with his mistress.
Patty was mostly a tomboy growing up, and had a hard time sticking with activities or figuring out a career path because she wanted to try everything. She had a night out with some friends when her friend Kristen drunkenly suggested she become "one of those ambulance guys or something cause your name is like Mayo like the Mayo Clinic" right before violently vomiting about 5 tequila sunrises across the floor. While scrubbing the vomit out of her shoes the next day, her friend's words stuck with her and when she saw Los Santos Emergency Services was hiring, she decided maybe it was a sign (though a far better smelling one) and applied.
Patty likes bees and wants to be a beekeeper one day. Her favorite food is fried chicken, she is afraid of ghosts, dying alone, being abandoned by those she loves, and falling from great heights, and believes if you are bitten by an animal there is a good chance you can become a were- version of one.
Momentous Dates within the Government[]
Unified Police Department[]
| Rank | Insignia | Note | Date | |
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| Cadet | 
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Hired to the LSPD; Badge #543 | July 10th, 2021 | |
| Solo Cadet | 
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Solo Certified; Badge #643 | July 24th, 2021 | |
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Transferred to the BCSO | August 21st, 2021 | ||
| Deputy | 
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Promoted to Deputy; Badge #343 | September 15th, 2021 | |
| Transferred to the PBSO | December 2nd, 2021 | |||
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Air Certified | |||
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Jet Certified | |||
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K9 Cross-Certified; Handler for Peanut | |||
| Senior Deputy | 
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Promoted to Senior Deputy | March 29th, 2022 | |
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Appointed as a Probationary Detective in the SCU | June 18th, 2022 | ||
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K9 Certified; Handler for Porkchop | |||
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Promoted to Detective within the SCU | July 26th, 2022 | ||
| Enforcer | 
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Department Restructure; Transitioned to CPD Enforcer | October 24th, 2022 | |
| Corporal | 
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Promoted to Corporal | October 25th, 2022 | |
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Promoted to Senior Detective within the SCU | November 21st, 2022 | ||
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Department Restructure; Transitioned to PBSO Corporal | February 26th, 2023 | ||
| Officer | 
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2023 PD Restructure; Badge #U-343 | March 6th, 2023 | |
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SCU Disbanded | |||
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Decertified after PD Restructure | |||
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| Deputy |
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Hired to the PBSO; Badge #343 | March 10th, 2023 | |
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K9 Certified; Handler for Porkchop; K9 Supervisor | June 30th, 2023 | ||
| Corporal |
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Promoted to Corporal | October 31th, 2023 | |
Police Dispatch[]
| Rank | Insignia | Note | Date | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dispatch Trainee | 
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Hired to Dispatch; Call-Sign D-21 | April 28th, 2021 | |
| Dispatcher | 
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Promoted to Dispatcher | May 10th, 2021 | |
| Dispatch FTO | 
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Promoted to Dispatch FTO; Call-Sign D-8 | May 26th, 2021 | |
| Transferred to the LSPD | July 10th, 2021 | |||
Emergency Medical Services[]
| Rank | Insignia | Note | Date | |
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| Paramedic FTO | 
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Government Restructure; Call-Sign P-7 | February 5th, 2021 | |
| Transferred to Dispatch | April 25th, 2021 | |||
Gallery[]
| Played By: Stephanerys |
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| Characters: Patricia Mayonnaise • Jessie Pokiemin |