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Nettie Machete is a character role-played by netsirk.

General Description

"Just remember me as I once was, Boba. Once a lesbian, always a lesbian, but forever celibate." - Nettie

Known for her melodrama, Nettie is a former member of Emergency Medical Services who is prone to dragging others into her romantic misadventures in her free time. Her sweet and friendly exterior is just a façade as she's an incredibly mischievous woman who takes great joy in gas-lighting and emotionally tormenting her peers with her outlandish schemes and antics.

She's currently homeless and living out of a truck after she deliberately burned down her house to spite her husband, Jordan Steele, in the midst of an argument. She's recently taken to claiming that Jordan perished in the fire and that she's been widowed, heavily implying that it was an attempted homicide.

Physical Description

"Have you seen me? I'm an Albino." - Nettie

Nettie is a fair-skinned, blue-eyed woman who is most easily identifiable by her blonde mohawk and smudged mascara. She claims to be 6'5, though she often embellishes miscellaneous details regarding her physical stature and age.

Nettie has a strong aversion towards wearing clothing that she deems to be too revealing. She typically wears pants, boots, long-sleeve shirts, sweaters, and jackets. After befriending Wilhelmina Copperpot during her stint as a manager at Garage Q, Nettie acquired a taste for wearing suits to non-formal occasions.

Background Information

"Yeah, my siblings all died in a fire. Believe it or not, it was on Christmas. It was really unfortunate. My mom also died in that fire." - Nettie

Due to Nettie being a pathological liar, much of her backstory is a mystery as she lies so frequently about her past that she often forgets the truth.

Her place of birth, hometown, pets, and the status of her family are all constantly in flux as she usually makes up stories about them on the spot. Though, a common thread in many of her childhood stories typically involves her committing some form of arson and her family dying in a fire under various conditions. These stories often heavily imply the fire was a form of deliberate familicide.

Despite typically being dishonest about her past, she has sparingly alluded to formerly being a detective during exchanges with some of her old colleagues.


"I'd just like to say that my time here has been swell and I owe it all to E. E. Cummings... and Mountain Dew... and emotional turmoil. So just remember me as I once was, okay?" - Nettie

Timeline of Events - OldPixel


  • Nettie joined the LSPD.
  • Nettie entered into a relationship with Reid Dankleaf and they used each other as beards.
  • Nettie eventually went on to become a sergeant and Reid became the Chief of Police.
  • Nettie helped Jackie Snow found the Criminal Investigation Division and briefly ran the department as an administrative head, enrolling several people in the program.
  • Reid would later emotionally terrorize Nettie and attempt to coerce her into marrying him by threatening to jump off the roof of a bank. After being rejected, Reid faked his own death.
  • On October 3rd, Nettie asked Tessa Lamb on a date, but the pair ultimately never followed through on their plans.
  • Sometime near the end of the year, Nettie resigned from LSPD and left the city.
Timeline of Events - NoPixel 2.0


  • In Spring, Nettie returned to Los Santos after having left the city for well over a year.
  • In early May, Nettie attempted to rekindle a romance with her old flame, Tessa Lamb.
  • On May 5th, Nettie was ultimately rejected by Tessa as she had moved onto a relationship with Amara Harte.
  • In mid May, Nettie began seeing multiple therapists as a way to help cope with her emotional instability. It was during this time that she became close friends with Kizzy Neveah.
  • In early June, Nettie was hired by Emergency Medical Services as a trainee.
  • On June 26th, Nettie was promoted from a trainee to an EMT.
  • In early July, Nettie had a falling out with Kizzy and the pair stopped being friends. The incident severely damaged her trust in therapists.
  • In mid July, Nettie hired Jean Steele to sing a friendship breakup song to Kizzy. Afterwards Nettie and Jean discussed the possibility of Jean sabotaging Tessa and Amara's wedding by performing a song of Nettie's choosing.
  • In late July, Nettie worked up the nerve to ask Dr. Tracy Martell to be her girlfriend.
  • On August 6th, Nettie and Tracy went on their first and only chaperoned date.
  • On August 11th, Nettie and Tracy got into a heated exchange at the Vanilla Unicorn when Tracy entrapped Nettie with a lap dance.
  • On August 12th, Nettie and Tracy broke up.
  • In mid August, Nettie briefly pretended to be James 'Apples' Apeller's mother to get him out of police custody as he was suffering from amnesia after the Leanbois removed his limbs. She then spent a few days attempting to help jog his memory.
  • In late August, Nettie and Tracy would go through several more makeups and breakups as their relationship became hot and cold.
  • In late August, Nettie became close friends with Jessie Skid. The pair bonded over their experiences with Kizzy's The Friend In Me Project and Jessie attempted to enlist Nettie's help in discovering what happened to Kizzy after she had been fired as a therapist.
  • In early September, Nettie began seeing numerous women on the side after her most recent string of breakups with Tracy.
  • On September 3rd, Jessie was apprehended by Jordan Steele and was placed on a 5150 hold in Parsons.
  • On September 6rd, Katherine 'Kitkat' Kaspar asked Nettie out on a formal date.
  • On September 7th, Kitkat asked Nettie to be her girlfriend.
  • On September 8th, Nettie broke up with Kitkat when she found out that Kitkat cheated on her by going on a date with Jerry Callow to the same venue which Nettie was planning to use as a location for their second date.
  • On September 10th, Nettie was promoted from the rank of EMT to Paramedic.
  • In late September, Nettie was informed by Jessie Skid that Bovice had her on a hit-list and had enlisted a female assassin to deal with her as she had a weakness for women.
  • On October 22nd, Nettie and Tracy went through their final breakup.
  • In late October, Nettie went back in the closet and began looking for a beard as a cover while pretending to be straight, she eventually settled on Jerry Callow and intended to use the relationship to get even with him for ruining her relationship with Kitkat.
  • In early November, Nettie became aware that Jerry was cheating on her with Kayden Dell'Anno.
  • On November 11th, Brenda Pancake asked Nettie to seduce Jordan to help his wives get dirt for their divorces. That same day Jordan asked her on a beach date.
  • On November 29th, Nettie went on her first date with Jordan.
  • On December 1st, Jordan drunkenly ran over Jean while on his way to a second date with Nettie.
  • On December 6th, Nettie was promoted from a Paramedic to a Paramedic FTO.
  • On December 10th, Nettie proposed to Jordan at a business fundraiser that was being hosted by Mother. Jordan accepted her proposal and they became engaged.
  • In mid December, Jessie informed Nettie that he discovered Khaleesi White was the woman Bovice had sent after her.


  • On January 21st, Jean divorced Jordan.
  • On January 25th, Jessie was murdered by The Menagerie. Nettie would not learn about his death for several months.
  • On February 13th, Jordan was fired from the LSPD after an incident where he shot a suspect while high on pain medication after breaking his leg.
  • On February 15th, Kayden was murdered by Jordan during a domestic dispute.
  • On February 16th, Nettie and Kyle Pred attempted to hold an intervention for Jordan as Nettie had been told that Jordan was the primary suspect in the murder of Kayden. Later that day Jordan shoot at Nettie's ambulance after they had an argument. She'd later have to administer CPR for him after he'd been gunned down during a police pursuit.
  • On February 20th, Jordan murdered Boba Stone after he admitted to snitching to the LSPD about Jordan's plans to undermine the police force with his private security company, Steele Security.
  • On February 23rd, Nettie broke off her engagement to Jordan due to his mental instability after the preceding events.
  • On February 28th, Nettie applied for a leave of absence and went on a two week vacation to decompress after recent events.
  • On March 3rd, Nettie was held in contempt of court during an appeals trial for Jordan. During the recess they reconciled their differences and decided to continue their relationship. After the trial they were both apprehended for outstanding warrants and sent to Bolingbroke Penitentiary together.
  • On March 5th, Nettie was put on suspension and given 15 strike points for being charged with contempt and serving time in prison.
  • Between March 5th and March 7th, Nettie began working at Jordan's parking lot and aided Steele Security in a handful of endeavors. Notably in rescuing Wilhelmina Copperpot and keeping Jordan abreast of events during the company's ongoing feud with the Angels. Although, at the time, Nettie was not directly employed by Steele Security.
  • On March 6th, Nettie learned from Kizzy that Jessie had passed away.
  • On March 8th, Nettie's suspension ended. Though at the time she was still on leave of absence from EMS.
  • On March 13th, Nettie's leave of absence ended. Coincidentally on a Friday.
  • On March 17th, after months of struggling with discontent in her career, Nettie resigned from EMS.
  • On March 23rd, Nettie was hypnotized and made a sleeper agent by Thomas Dwayne for Melbert Rickenbacker. Jordan was initially adamant that the process be reversed but eventually decided to leverage the situation to form an alliance between Steele Security and Prune Gang.
  • On April 4th, Nettie and Jordan married at the Vinewood Cemetery shortly after a fake funeral was held for Apples. During their reception at Garage Q, the newlyweds found themselves assaulted by the Leanbois and the Angels.
  • On April 16th, Nettie went to Thomas for another hypno session because she felt that she was continually being taken advantage of by Mel and Prune Gang. Thomas removed Nettie's loyalty to Mel and changed her trigger word from "Prune" to "War". Effectively making her a sleeper agent for Thomas and the Illuminati instead.
  • On April 20th, Thomas activated Nettie and had her act as a member of his private security detail for a meeting between himself and Brian Knight. Copperpot and several other employees of Garage Q attempted to intervene, indirectly causing Nettie and Brian to unintentionally get into a brief firefight with each other outside of the lawyer offices.
  • In early May, Thomas faked his death and went into hiding. It was during this period that he started working closely with Choi Zhangsun to undermine Steele Security's attempts to acquire Garage T.
  • On May 12th, Thomas had Copperpot and Apples abducted and critically injured to send Steele Security a message to halt their efforts to acquire Garage T.
  • On May 14th, Nettie met with Apples and learned that Thomas was behind the assault.
  • On May 19th, following the death of Bodean Tucker, Nettie had a brief exchange with Dan Faily that made her further conflicted on supporting Thomas.
  • On May 25th, one of Nettie's therapists, Johnathan Wright, took her on an unsolicited therapy ride and momentarily locked her Parsons after implying that he was going to leave her there. She's since made a police report and taken the issue to her lawyer with the intent to file a civil suit against him. She would later discover that Pillbox had Crane on retainer and she couldn't use him.
  • On May 30th, Nettie reunited with Tracy for the first time in nearly 8 months. Their ensuing argument caused Nettie to kidnap Tracy and threaten to kill her. After being let go, Tracy resolved to become a cop if Nettie refused to divorce Jordan and marry her instead.
  • On May 31st, after having ghosted Thomas for weeks, he finally confronted Nettie and they had an awkward discussion where they both danced around the truth regarding her loyalty to his cause and her knowledge of Steele Security's propaganda war for T.
  • On June 2nd, while searching for a lawyer to file her case, Nettie was abducted by Cody Speedwagon and nearly died after he exploded two canisters while she was standing between them. She sustained significant burns to her left arm and was put in the ICU.
  • On June 3rd, Nettie was discharged from the ICU and informed Copperpot about what had transpired. Nettie also discussed the fact that Thomas faked his death with Copperpot and described his then-current disguise in detail.
  • On June 4th, Nettie's lawsuit was accepted by Judge Katya Zamalodchikova after being filed by Lachlan Pike.
  • Later in the day, Nettie gunned down Jordan at the lot after he stabbed her then best friend, Hal Apenyo, because he believed Nettie to be cheating with him and buying meth.
  • On June 5th, after attempting to occupy Garage T with Jordan, Nettie was detained by Officer Sam Baas on a felony traffic stop without a reason given for the arrest. After being taking to a police lineup and cut loose, Nettie was left shaken and became paranoid that Steele Security was being investigated by the LSPD for something.
  • On June 6th, Nettie and Jordan had a falling out at the lot when an argument broke out between them while she was trying to share her suspicions regarding a potential police investigation. She then decided to go on a hiatus from work after leaving the scene.
  • On June 9th, Nettie turned 28.
  • On June 22nd, Copperpot and Apples crippled Thomas' operation after they caught him in an ambush and exposed several of his higher profile agents to the Leanbois as sleeper cells worked for their businesses.
  • On June 24th, Tracy quit her job as a doctor and enrolled in the police dispatcher program.
  • On June 28th, Jordan, Denzel, Apples, and Pepe breached the Legion Square bank as Steele Security while it was being robbed by the South Side Ballas. During the ensuing shootout the hostage, Samuel O'Faolain, was shot in the crossfire and died shortly after at the hospital.
  • On July 3rd, Reid and other members of The Lost began plotting their revenge for the death of O'Faolain as he was a former member of their motorcycle club.
  • On July 6th, Reid began terrorizing Garage Q and pulling numerous petty pranks on the lot employees.
  • On July 11th, Nettie returned to the city. Where she went and why is a mystery as she's told numerous conflicting stories since her return.
  • On July 17th, Nettie attended August and Apples' wedding. After the ceremony she aided them in hijacking an aircraft during the after party and flew it while they ejected passengers mid-flight.
  • On July 21st, Bailey Jade became a co-chief of EMS alongside Khloe Brooks.
  • On August 6th, Khloe resigned from EMS and Bailey became the sole Chief of the department.
  • On October 21st, Nettie returned to the city and told Jordan she was $350,000 in debt with a Vegas mob after going on a 3 month gambling spree on the half-dollar slots.
  • On December 4th, Nettie accompanied Copperpot to a meeting with Judge Stanton about government funding for Q. During the meeting Copperpot pulled a gun on him, which later let to him putting the business contact for the lot under review.
  • On December 11th, the ownership of the Q contract was brought to court for review. During the proceedings, Jordan admitted to sleeping with Jean which indirectly led to Nettie leaving the review before a final decision was declared.
  • In mid December, Nettie began grifting people for money by running a scam where she asked for handouts while saying that she was homeless.
  • On December 18th, Nettie hired Ava Renaud as a therapist and commissioned a will from Tobi Argent.
  • On December 20th, Jordan married Nancy behind Nettie's back.


  • On January 11th, Nettie attempted to attend a murder trial for Bree Matthews but was kicked out. She then reconnected with Bailey after having not seen her for close to 8 months. Bailey then informed Nettie that Jordan had been attempting to date and marry numerous women in her absence.
  • On January 14th, Nettie reconnected with Mari Jones and learned that she planned to move out of the city and resign from EMS later in the month. Later that day Nettie would learn from Charlotte Moore that Jordan had married Nancy.
  • On January 16th, Gremlin recruited Nettie into her blood cult.
  • On January 24th, Nettie was hired by Crusade Medical Center.
  • In late January, Nettie got into an argument with Jordan and lit her home on fire to spite him. The incident resulted in the carport crushing her Michelli GT and caused the family dog, a golden retriever named Chester, to drown in the Vespucci Canals after he leapt from the second story balcony.
Timeline of Events - NoPixel 3.0


  • As of early February, Nettie is now homeless after she burned down her home and is living out of a Dilettante.
  • On March 19th, Nettie began interviewing for several jobs. She eventually ran into her old friend Bailey Jade and pranked her by pretending to be interested in an EMS job. Nettie later snuck into MRPD and took several selfies in the conference room, pretending that she was getting a job as an LSPD cadet on Twitter to tease Bailey.
  • On March 21st, Nettie began spreading a lie that Jordan Steele had passed away and that she was a widow.
  • On April 10th, Nettie met a bilingual woman named Trixie and leveraged their language barrier to con her into a date.
  • On April 15th, Nettie attended the public debate between Jenny Hall, Travis Tribble, Kyle Pred, Randy Wrangler, Richard Dark, and Cletus Cornwood regarding the upcoming sheriff election. During the debate Nettie ran into Dan Faily and asked him to pass a note along to Jenny saying that she endorsed her run for sheriff.
  • On May 4th, Nettie ran into deputy TJ Mack and he tried to convince her to rejoin EMS. Later on Mack detained Nettie and Valentina Hops after they kidnapped an MRPD parking attendant to be a customer for their taxi service. They were eventually cut loose after sweet-talking their way out of the charges.
  • On May 16th, Nettie was interviewed for a Department of Corrections position by Wynona Fontaine.
  • On May 25th, Nettie went on a DoC walk-along with Fontaine and was given a mission to seduce Ronald Otterman so that the department could purchase one of his LSBN billboards.
  • On September 3rd, Nettie prank called Tracy and tried to pretend that she was trapped in another dimension to make Tracy bring her a machete. Tracy saw through the lie, forcing Nettie to smooth talk her way through the conversation by claiming that Jordan was dead and that she was ready to hold hands with Tracy; provided she was brought a machete.
  • Later in the conversation she also revealed to Tracy that she was in the closet because Bovice hired a lesbian to murder her in 2019.
  • On September 4th, Nettie set up shop at the fishing stand in Paleto and began harassing fishermen and booth operators at the farmer's market.
  • On September 5th, as a prank Nettie began telling fishermen in Paleto that if they run into "Officer Martell" to tell her that, "Nettie was ready to do a hand-hold, but she unfortunately no longer has hands."
  • On September 8th, Sully, Petunia, and Dewey told Nettie that Copperpot had reestablished the business license for Steele Family Parking & Impound Lot.
  • On September 11th, Dr. Agnes' pet spider, Harvey, died while she was in prison. Agnes later hired Nettie as an assistant and gave her a PD Glock which she'd robbed from Roy Armstrong as she intended to "Waco" the hospital in the future.
  • On September 17th, Nettie called Tracy again to ask if she'd found a machete. Tracy told her she couldn't find one, so Nettie shifted the conversation towards asking her out on a second date instead.
  • On September 19th, Agnes Waco'd Pillbox with the help of the Blocks and Nettie. After negotiations broke down Agnes began rifling through the hostages which in turn caught lobby on fire as it had been doused in gasoline. During the commotion Nettie fled behind the reception area and ditched the PD Glock that Agnes had given her. After the shootout Nettie was detained by Trooper Ripley and implied during questioning that Mike Block had given her the gun and forced her to have it out during the standoff. After giving a statement, Ripley cut Nettie loose.
  • On September 30th, Nettie learned that Jordan was still alive while she was passing off illegal weapons to Copperpot and Dewey. Realizing that her façade was over, she fled the property just as Jordan pulled into the tow yard.
  • Later that night Jordan told numerous people at the tow yard that Nettie was executed on Christmas while he was chained to a radiator. Among the people he told were Kriz Khaoz, Ennex Siah, and Sean Deane - acquaintances who Nettie had previously told that Jordan died in a housefire.
  • On October 27th, Nettie bought a Canis Kamacho from PDM with Jordan's life insurance money and seeded plans to start a militia. Later on, Sean ran into Nettie and told Jordan that she was alive. Jordan then asked Sean to tell Nettie that he was murdered by a gang of roaming teenage skateboarders and a midget.
  • On November 17th, Nettie made plans to meet up with Copperpot and Sully to scout out Christmas themed booths at the farmer's market. Sully later bought Nettie a machete from Shadow at the old Garage Q parking lot. Together they then helped Copperpot stage a fake kidnapping, as she was upset at Shadow for rejecting her previous romantic advances.
  • In early December, Nettie abandoned her plans to start a Christmas pop up booth at the farmers market as it required too much effort.
  • On December 31st, Nettie attended a New Years Eve party but ended up passing out in a bush after she got drunk and claimed to have poisoned the punchbowl.


  • In May, Nettie returned to the city after deciding to sell her Kamacho. She implied that she recently spent several months in prison for violating a restraining order when she broke into Sandra Bullock's Beverly Hills mansion and leaked nude photos of the celebrity bathing online.
  • In late May, while searching for buyers Nettie met Scruffy Doodle and became fast friends with him, bonding over their missing and "dead" spouses. Scruffy would later pledge his loyalty to Nettie when she gifted him a pair of shoes that she had stolen from a children's hospital; claiming that she had freed him like a House Elf by doing so. Afterwards, Scruffy gave her a pair of his clown shoes to remember him by.
  • In early June, Jordan Steele began his expungement process to become a lawyer. He later joined Bill Maze and Rory O'Banion's Law Firm. Jordan then hired Peach Chee as a legal aid and began dating her.
  • On June 7th, Scruffy murdered his secretary, Aurora Sparks, after being kidnapped by her, Barbra Thunk, and Kiki Pendragon. His lawyer, Bill Maze managed to talk the charges down from murder to self defense.
  • On June 8th, Lea Nova asked Jordan to prosecute Kiki for accomplice to kidnapping and the attempted 2nd degree murder of Scruffy. After meeting with Lea, Jordan met with Scruffy and they discussed plans for civil suits against Kiki and Barbra. During the meeting, Scruffy mentioned being surprised that Jordan was alive after some "crazy machete woman" claimed he died in a fire.
  • On June 17th, Nettie began listing herself in the yellow pages as an unlicensed therapist-taxi driver. After meeting with handful of patients and David Wonders, she went to get her Kamacho repaired at Ottos' Autos. There she ran into Mila Smoak who told Nettie that Jordan is definitely alive, a lawyer, and is her grandfather - making Nettie her grandmother. Nettie then left the auto shop and mused about getting a job at a car dealership or rejoining EMS to buy a personal ambulance.
  • On June 18th, Nettie attended a PBSO job fair to visit her old friend, Jenny Hall. As part of a prank, she decided to sneak into a line of of newly hired cadets and pretend that she was interviewed. During the event she met Charlotte Spade and started negging her. After the fair ended, she began driving Charlotte around the city and ran into several old friends and acquaintances, including Isabella Carrington and Scruffy. Scruffy then joined them as Nettie went job hunting around the city, with Scruffy eventually helping Nettie get in touch with Shelly Smith for an interview at Burger Shot.
  • On June 19th, Mila told Jordan that she'd met "grandma" and that Nettie knew he was alive. Jordan then became apoplectic at the news and feigned being in witness protection, claiming that he faked his death and that Nettie was a terrorist. He then told Mila that she was a terrible granddaughter and that she'd ruined Father's Day for him. Incidentally, this Father's Day was also Nettie's birthday.
  • On July 23rd, Walter Melon, an old friend who once wingmanned for Nettie when she attempted to woo Bailey, gave her an interview at Burger Shot. During the interview she was presented with the trolley problem, where she was asked to choose between saving a bunch of babies, a bag of puppies, or a plate of burgers being eaten by am obese man. After some deliberation she decided that her answer was to save none of them and hit all three options with the train. Later that night she was added to the roster by Shelly.
  • On July 30th, at the behest of Riv and Hal Nettie began doing volunteer EMS work with some of her old friends. Riv proposed the notion of getting in contact with EMS Bob to relaunch Crusade Medical to supersede the now defunct Crazy Science Division which was formerly run by Agnes Ranbough. Following the discussion, Nettie went on to pull a volunteer EMS shift with Hal, Artorius, and Lester Sweets; the latter being Demi Black's boyfriend, which became awkward as Nettie regularly attempted to hook up with her. Throughout the shift Nettie scored several phone numbers from various women before she stubbled across Headphones, an old crush who she'd met earlier in the year.
  • On August 2nd, Nettie met with Serge Cross about purchasing a civilian Class 2 weapons license. Being friends and former colleges from their time working together at Pillbox in 2019, Cross agreed to give her one with minimal hesitation.
  • On August 5th, Riv and Tim Buratler ran into Nettie at Burger Shot and briefly discussed the state of EMS in the city. Riv then told Nettie to hold off on joining if she's still interested, and to consider waiting for EMS Bob to return. He also told her she could purchase a personal ambulance if she does join.


  • She owns a Dilettante and a Kamacho.
  • The license plate on her Kamacho is "WIDOWED".
  • Having been in the city for 5 years, she's had a diverse employment history. In the past she's been a police officer, a medic, a parking valet, and a tow truck driver
  • She has a long running on-again, off-again relationship with Tracy Martell and frequently pulls dramatic stunts in an attempt to woo her.
  • She spent over a year in the closet and married Jordan Steele because she believed Bovice Wilkinson intended to have her assassinated by a lesbian.
  • She has heavily implied that she attempted to murder Jordan in a housefire that was staged as an accident. Whether or not she actually attempted this is up in the air as they both frequently avoid running into each other and have told strangers to inform the other that they're dead.
  • Despite Jordan being alive, she has also implied she committed fraud by regularly collecting life insurance on him.
  • Although neither Jordan nor Nettie are dead, they both regularly lie to women about the status of their spouse and attempt to score pity dates by claiming to be widowed.
  • Similar to her relationship with Jordan, she has formerly been engaged to Reed Dankleaf and Jerry Callow during her "straight phases".
  • Her frequent manic mood swings and callous demeanor have occasionally caused others erroneously to believe that she's a sociopath.
  • She has a history of being a celebrity stalker and has received multiple restraining orders from her celebrity crush, Sandra Bullock.
  • She's notably claimed to have been forced off the internet for 3 months for stalking Sandra online, and has recently claimed she spent several months in prison for breaking into Sandra's home and taking voyeuristic photos of her bathing.
  • She holds bizarre beliefs regarding religion and has been involved with several cults including Heaven's Gate: II, Scientology, Rickyism, Flat Earthers, and believes herself to be 95% immortal after joining Gremlin's blood-cult.
  • Her reasons for joining cults are often vain. She joined Heaven's Gate for free Nikes, Scientology because she believed Sandra Bullock was a member, and the blood-cult for eternal youth.


"Sometimes I just look at the mirror and think, 'Woah." - Nettie

Played By: netsirk
Characters: Nettie MacheteAugusta Carlin