My Criminal Academia, founded by Mickey Sinclaire, is an educational institution focused on instructing enrolled individuals in criminal practices. Based at University of San Andreas, Los Santos (ULSA), it offers comprehensive training in various aspects of criminal activities.
General Description[]
My Criminal Academia, founded by Mickey Sinclaire and sponsored by The Company, offers a range of courses tailored to aspiring criminals seeking guidance from esteemed figures in Los Santos. While officially presented as a criminal reform school, its primary focus is to provide comprehensive training in illicit activities. With a faculty comprising Mr. K, April Fooze, Marty Banks, Raymond Romanov, and Irwin Dundee, the academy aims to equip enrolled students with the necessary skills to excel in their chosen criminal endeavors. The inaugural Class 1-A, conducted from March 25th to 29th, 2024, featured a diverse curriculum and concluded with a prom event. Additionally, the semester included the establishment of a sorority for Class 1-A participants.
Classes[]
Street Smarts[]
Led by Professor Mr. K, this course hones students' ability to navigate the streets adeptly. Topics include situational preparedness, essential tools for criminal activities, self-preservation techniques, car lockpicking, and efficient robbery tactics.
Transportation 101[]
Under the guidance of Professor Irwin Dundee, students master manual transmission driving, convoying strategies, road awareness, racing techniques, and evasive maneuvers to evade law enforcement during pursuits.
Cyber Security[]
Professor Marty Banks imparts knowledge on hacking, computer protection, puzzle-solving, and utilizing various computer applications such as Salty, Smokecrack, and Sniffer, along with the intricacies of cryptocurrency, including Buttcoins.
Physical Security[]
Taught by Professor Raymond Romanov, this class covers hand-to-hand combat, proper gun handling and marksmanship, understanding DNA evidence, dealing with informants, managing violent encounters, and prioritizing personal safety.
- Further Reading: Class Website
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss[]
Professor April Fooze leads this course focusing on aesthetics, manipulation tactics, leveraging seduction, mastering financial dependency on others, and cultivating a lifestyle where work is unnecessary for financial gain.
- Further Reading: Class Presentation
Future Plans[]
Following the success of Class 1-A, plans for Class 1-B are underway, demonstrating the academy's commitment to continuing its mission of shaping the next generation of proficient criminals. A couple of possible future classes include Vulturing by Ramee El-Rahman and Business by Vinny Pistone.
