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Mick Flair is a character role-played by GrandPooBear.

General Description

Mickolas Henry Flair IV, better known as Mick Flair, is a 15-time world wrestling champion and alleged drug dealer. Flair moved to Los Santos to claim the Los Santos World Wrestling Championship title. Flair loves fashion despite wearing only wrestling trunks, wrestling boots and a jacket which is his work attire so that if a match breaks out he'll be ready.

Mick Flair wants to challenge Mel Rickenbacker's alter ego The Fella for the Los Santos Championship on Pay-Per-View for $69.99.

Mick Flair stores six barbells in his ass at all times to work out on the go with friends, and is therefore unable to swim due to the additional weight.

Quotes

  • "I'm Mick Flair, 15 time world wrestling champion! WOOOOO!"
  • "15 time world wrestling champ out! WOOOOO!"
  • "I'm Mick Flair, the stylin', profilin', limo-ridin', jet-flyin' son-of-a-gun."
  • "To the moooon."
  • "Wanna ride on space mountain?"
  • "Are you a master-baiter?"
  • "I own pants"
  • "Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in town, but it's got the longest lineup"

Crimes

Sale of Drugs
  • Mick was caught doing drug deliveries but he denied having committed it, saying he was only smoking a cigarette. He is pleading not guilty and threatening to sue as he accuses the cops of forgery due to the presence of a floating vehicle in the supposedly incriminating photo evidence, meaning the entire photo may have been photoshopped.
B&E
Reckless Evading
  • Mick was caught at gunpoint by Officer TJ Mack for reckless evading in his orange Minivan. Mick served 12 months in jail.

Gang

Mick is the leader of The Syndicate, the criminal branch of Tupac Shakur's organization, working as part of The Four Equestrians with Virgil Simpson, Dick Chiclets, and Nancy Drew.

Mick and the gang learned how to launder money on 2021/04/04, are currently invested in offloading Red Eye to other criminals on the down-low, running oxy on the regular, and are investigating other potential job opportunities of the illegal variety in Los Santos.

Trivia

  • 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair cannot swim but is rumored to have taken lessons in a river on the outskirts of town while on a hunting trip with friends.


  • 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair was with Malcolm, Cherry, Gary, and Tim the whooooole time.


  • 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair has toured across the world visiting beautiful locales such as Nashville, Memphis, Gatlinburg, Knoxville, Chattanooga, Pigeon Forge, Murfreesboro, Clarksville, Jackson, and other notable cities of the world.


  • Born 1988 according to ID, but says he wrestled in the 80s.


  • 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair likes to dance.


  • Need a place to stash your bar bells? 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair has the prison pocket for you!


  • If you go up against 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair 1-on-1, your statistical odds of beating him are 1:4 at best. If you and one additional participant go up against 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair, your odds improve slightly to 1:3. In all scenarios, the probability that a tire or parking cone will be shined up real nice, turned sideways, and stuck right up your candy *expletive* are 1:1.


  • 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair says moms enjoy riding Space Mountain.


  • 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair often refers to his genitals as "Space Mountain."


  • 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair got his crystal-white hair when he was a child and saw a ghost walk across his bedroom floor right in front of him, turn to look at him, and say, "Hello."


  • According to 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair, "the carpet matches the drapes."


  • The scariest thing 15 time world wrestling champion Mick Flair's grandma owned was a broken globe, because who's going to fix a broken globe?


  • Mick Flair received an honorary degree from the University of Phoenix after his 13th world title.


  • Mick Flair was freelance, on-air talent for Weazel News, covering the "Supermarket Massacre," and its aftermath.


  • Mick Flair and his immediate family are unable to whistle.


  • Mick Flair holds forks in a strange manner.


  • Mick Flair's first ever wrestling match was in his father's testicles, followed by a royal rumble on his way to the egg. He then went on to deliver himself on the streets of Charlotte, NC, slapping the attending doctor, and pinning him right there; 1, 2, 3!


  • Mick has had 13 children with 15 women


  • Mick has been married 13 times to 14 women and 1 man


  • Totally owns pants. Sometimes wears them.


  • Enjoys frequenting the homeless encampments.


  • Is unable to read and listen at the same time.


  • Runner up tag team limo racing champ.


  • Once wrestled a bear in Tokyo, but he b(e)arely talks about it.


  • Has been featured on the Wheaties box 14 times, though he was paid by Kellogg's for it.


  • Hubcap Jones wrote a song about him called "Woo! Fifteen Times Tonight, All Right!"

Relationships

Friends
Acquaintances

Enemies


Vehicles

Current Vehicles

Yellow Dominator
The Dominator was made available to Mick on 2021-04-20 by chance via a repo from a previous owner. Mick saw the ad on Twatter and immediately responded. He then met with *Otto at the Diamond Casino where he put $30k down on the car, and needs to pay $11,875 per week over a period of 10 weeks.


Orange Minivan
This Minivan, which started out black, was soon changed to orange by Mick after receiving it. It was given to Tupac Shakur from one of his employees on the legal side of his business, then, having no personal need for it, he gave it to Mick for $1 to be used as a company vehicle.



Media

Fan Art

Photos

Music

Mick Flair's Current Theme

"Mick Flair 15 Time World Champion" - Hubcap Jones

A song Hubcap wrote when Mick Flair won his 15th championship. Hubcap Jones performed this song live on the Burger Shot roof for Mick, Nancy, and one other.

Original: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/979547771



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