Melbert Rickenbacker is a character role-played by Spaceboy.
Description[edit | edit source]
Mel is a wily gentleman who finds himself in peculiar situations. He is best friends with Eugene Zuckerberg and Gladys Berry. Despite his often kind and innocent demeanor, Mel is deceptively intelligent and highly dangerous and though he is on the older side Mel is known to be "ride or die for his homies" and has absolutely no sympathy for a "snitch bitch".
Prune Gang[edit | edit source]
When Mel met Eugene Zuckerberg, they together formed the Prune Gang. Originally, it consisted only of
old elderly citizens which included Eugene, Mel, Gladys and Gordon Parks. Today, Prune Gang is seen as one of the most chaotic gangs in the city and have been arrested numerous times.
The Fella[edit | edit source]
Mel was once a professional wrestler known as "The Fella." He toured the world with the Worldwide Wrestling Corporation (WWWC). He was the WWWC champion from 1975 to 1989. He tore his ACL and now wears a knee brace.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Mel is married to Trish Baggs since March 2019. They first met on a blind date set up by Eugene Zuckerberg. Mel was completely enamored by Trish and on the very same day, asked her if she will "take his hand and grip it with her firm slug in marriage". Later, they went to the Prune Gang turf, the cemetery, for their wedding ceremony. There, they were pronounced husband and wife to the sounds of explosions.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
- "Thank you for your service." /e salute
- "Hi! I'm Melbert Rickenbacker and well, you're probably wondering how I got here..."
- "What did you just call me?!" (after being called old)
- "I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no, Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A god damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage, and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible."
- "MY BEST FRIEND'S THE MAYOR NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT"
Fun Facts[edit | edit source]
- Mel is a founding member of Prune Gang.
- He used to hate being called "old" But now his 70th birthday is approaching and he wants to get comfortable with people calling him that.
- He owns a 2012 Lamborghini Alentador which he named "Maria" and a Lamborghini Diablo which he named “Lilith“ nicknamed as “Lily” .
- Once served the remains of Mila Kunyit in tacos to help Ricky Robins.
- Mel was helping Bovice until his disappearance.
- Transplanted Leslie Ling's HIV infected kidney into Chips Ahoy.
- Has had both pinky fingers cut off by Mr. Chang.
- One of his plastic pinky fingers was cut off by Lang Buddha
- Mel released a diss track called Tombstone Piledriver.
- Although Mel owns 2 Lamborghinis he has managed to amass over $1 000 000 in debt.
Criminal Record[edit | edit source]
Mel has one of the worst records in the city:
Videos[edit | edit source]
Music[edit | edit source]
Mel - Tombstone Piledriver