Matt Rhodes is a character role-played by curvyelephant.
General Description
Matt Dark-Rhodes (né Rhodes) is the Undersheriff for the Paleto Bay Sheriff's Office, Badge #320.
Rhodes is a 32 -year-old caucasian male with scruffy blonde hair. He is widely regarded as one of the best drivers and leaders in the PD. Despite his relative newness to the PD, he is highly respected as a leader and role model to new officers.
Personality
Rhodes values honesty, even from criminals: He's willing to work with people who can admit they're at fault. But he is strict and he will fine anyone, even if they're just driving 1mph over the speed limit. He is a self-proclaimed "petty bitch" and till today hasn't lost a pettiness war.
Despite the BCSO having a reputation for incredibly bad drivers, Rhodes breaks the mold; regarded by some as one of the best drivers throughout all three departments.
With his formal schooling (and personal studies since), Rhodes has a strong understanding of case law; to the point where the LSPD Chief of Police, Bob Smith's feedback on him during academy was, "He [Matt] was a lawyer, now he's a cop. He's a lawyer cop; he can fight the lawyers in Mission Row."
Momentous Dates within the Government
| Rank | Insignia | Note | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Senior Deputy | 
|
PD Ranking Restructure; Badge #320 | February 5th, 2021 |
| Sergeant | 
|
Promoted to Sergeant | February 25th, 2021 |
| Lieutenant | 
|
Promoted to Lieutenant | April 19th, 2021 |
| Undersheriff | 
|
Promoted to Undersheriff | May 20th, 2021 |
| Captain | 
|
Demoted to Captain by The Senate | November 15th, 2021 |
| Undersheriff | 
|
Re-elected as the Undersheriff of the PBSO | December 3rd, 2021 |
| Certification | Legend | Rank | Note | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Field Training Instructor | 
|
Sergeant | FTI Certified | February 25th, 2021 |
| Air-1 Pilot | 
|
Lieutenant | Air Certified + Flight FTO | TBD |
| K9 Handler | 
|
Undersheriff | K9 Certified; Handler for Peanut + K9 FTO | May 25th, 2021 |
| Interceptor Driver | 
|
Undersheriff | Interceptor Certified + Pursuit FTO | June 16th, 2021 |
| Street Racing Unit | 
|
Undersheriff | Appointed as Supervisor in the SRU | October 15th, 2021 |
| Interceptor Driver | 
|
Undersheriff | Interceptor Restructure; Full Access to all Interceptors | April 21st, 2022 |
Quotes
- "I'm TAKEN!"
- "FILTHY CRIMINALS!"
- "I'm no lawyer, but..."
- "I love dick."
- "I GOTTA GO!"
- "It's CITATION SZN!"
- "...listen, I'm more T H I C C than S T I C C." - Said while doing bike patrol, voluntarily.
- "This my jam!" (while dancing, mostly listening to The Midnight)
- ”...It’s complicated.” (When explaining something complicated.)
Fun Facts
- Really loves honey, especially on toast, and in his tea.
- Frequently goes into deep conversations about food and gadgets.
- Has mastered the Shinoba sleeper attack, "Ichi Punch".[1]
- During his wedding, Rhodes made sure to let Brian Knight know that he was specifically not marrying Richard Dark to rub it in Brian's face. ( Brian was convinced for several weeks that he could get Richard Dark to marry him, in order to create the combined last name of "Dark-Knight".)
- Adopted Cody Sharp as his son to spite Dark for adopting Flop Dugong behind his back.
- Loves Adele songs.
- Sleeps at the Mission Row Police Department, despite owning two houses.
- It is canon that Matt is a rope bunny.
- During "No Shave November" he sported a handlebar mustache.
- Rhodes' K-9 Partner is a German Shepherd named Peanut.
- Rhodes claims to have started a new department, alongside DOC officers, named "Department of Inconvenience 'N Karma" (DOINK).
Gallery
References
- ↑ Rhodes masters the Ichi Punch - https://ripvod.com/curvyelephant/clip/AverageFrailGrasshopperSMOrc
| Played By: CurvyElephant |
|---|
| Characters: Matt Rhodes • Ryan Parker • Kevin Shaw • Brad Berkley |
