Lars "Bjorn the Barbarian" Haverford is a character role-played by Biotox.
Description[]
Bjorn is part of The Guild and a kind-hearted person, naïve, usually calm and speaks with a deep, monotonous voice. Out of character, his speech is rushed and squeaky. Bjorn treats everyone with kindness and respect unless they give him a reason not to, i.e. by being rude to him or his friends. He has a very low intelligence score (-1) and struggles to pick up on social cues. Many things go over his head.
Background[]
Bjorn was raised by a single mother who homeschooled him. He longs for stability and structure. This has led to him falling down the religious rabbit hole that is the cult based around the Stormlord. Bjorn cares deeply about pleasing the Stormlord and is willing to do anything for him even if it goes against his own beliefs.
Titles[]
Season One Titles[]
Bjorn "Tripod" Corleone, the Battleready Bionic Barbarian, Attempted Dragonslayer, Wrangler of the Fingle, Ninja Looter, and Former Employee of the Week. Glory to the Cock!
Season Two Titles[]
The Honorable Hood Judge Bjorn "Tripod" Corleone, Warden of the North, Survivor of the 9's
Champion Fights[]
After Ellie Dono sold her soul to Bjorn for $1500 she regularly hosts 'champion' fights trying to win it back.
Bjorn has only lost one champion fight to Denzel Williams but because Denzel used handcuffs he still had half of Ellie's soul, he has since won it back.
- GOBBY LIN
- Rat Guy
- Bald Eagle guy
- Albert Intelligence
- Geralt
- Bo Xbox
- Denzel Williams
- Denzel Williams (Rematch)
- Jeremy Holden
- Ellie Dono
- Denzel Williams
Events[]
Relationships[]
Quotes[]
- "Is your refrigerator working?" - "..." - "Haha, you better go get it!"
- "DON'T LOOK AT MY HAIR!"
- "I boof the tea."
- oh ok...
- "I'm down for whatever"
- "They're gonna be a clown fiesta"
- "Huh?"
- "BSKAYYYYYY!"
- "HWAAAT?"
- "Boo hoo, soy boy!"
Trivia[]
- Bjorn owns a Bifta named Rooster's Rage.
- Bjorn owns his Dad's old Cheberuk he won in a raffle.
- He owns a Hakuchou with the license plate 'PLAGUE'
- Bjorn was Employee of the Week during the Rooster's Rest's second week in business.
- Bjorn frequently prank calls people from the payphone behind the Rooster's Rest.
- Bjorn doesn't know how to pronounce the name "Bjorn" correctly. He pronounces it as "Buh-jorn".
- Bjorn likes to throw unruly customers at the Rooster's Rest out of the window.
- Bjorn has won both the Burger Shot musical chairs contest and the Burger Shot Fashion Show
- Is commonly compared to Julio Thomas by members of the HOA
- Bjorn was awarded honorary lifer status by Lennon Lee and The Pack during his stint for the 9s
- Believes that being a virgin makes you better at League of Legends because Yeager told him so.
- Believes that semen retention leads to power.
- Has a judge profile in the MDW
- His judge call sign is "D-20 Demon Slayer"
- Entirely through technicalities Bjorn is a former Old Lady of the Bondi Boys MC
- Bjorn doesn't know that BSK actually stands for Brouge Street Kingz, and instead thinks it stands for Burger Shot Kings.
- Once Molotoved BurgerShot with Kayn Larp at the behest of Dexx Martin and The Families.
- according to Officer Jeffrey Bundy Bjorn and Andi are the reason there is a Torture charge
- Once drank Kale Apple Smoothie given by Senior officer Mackenzie Hayes and went unconscious.
Gallery[]
| Played By: Biotox |
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| Characters: Lars "Bjorn" Haverford • Thomas Taylor • Kringle Dan • Max Knight • Rick Camland† • Mick Camland† |