Lang Buddha is a character role-played by buddha(Kick).
Background[]
Lang Buddha was a founding member of the Leanbois, Cleanbois, Talon, Cerberus, and superior of the Guild, who once adhered to him as the Stormlord.
Personality & Appearance[]
Lang is a severe-looking Chinese man with a short temper. He is quick-witted and often uses humor to disarm his interlocutors. He exhibits narcissistic behavior and demands respect from nearly everyone he interacts with.
He maintains a complex social graph that includes highly illegal criminal organizations as well as high profile business circles. This makes Buddha secretive and paranoid in nature, and as a result, he is a skilled liar and storyteller. Lang is also known for his improvisation skills, always keeping his enemies on their toes when it comes to anything and everything. He is also known for his ability to gaslight, and his relentless intentions to stir up drama for the fun of it.
Events[]
| Early Life & Los Santos |
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February 2021 - Early Life & Los Santos Lang Buddha was born in China. His grandfather was the head of a Chinese Triad who died after becoming sick. Buddha was intended to take over as the leader, but the Triad didn't consider him ready. His grandmother attempted to take his place instead, but the Triad felt that she would become too powerful and also did not want a woman as their leader. After being excommunicated, Buddha and his grandmother moved to Grove Street in Los Santos. Buddha became a taxi driver and met Avon Barksdale, which led to him becoming a founding member of the Leanbois. |
| Fleeing to Brazil? |
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December 11, 2023 After many weeks on the run, Lang Buddha decided to flee the country after twatting out:
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| Life In Brazil |
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Five Years After December 2023 After fleeing Los Santos to escape his outstanding warrant, Lang landed in Brazil, São Paulo. He spent time in the city figuring out what he's going to do with himself, turns out it wasn't the Brazil he once called home. Lang found himself being robbed for all of his possessions, leaving him with nothing to his name but the clothes on his back. Lang described the city as a now spralling jungle, everyone out for themselves, made Los Santos look like a child's teddy bear. Lang now stuck in a city with no phone, no money and wanted by Law Enforcement back in the US he retreated to the beach and lived a somewhat quiet life on the beach for three years, hunting for his own food becoming self sustainable. Some time after Lang met a woman in which they fell in love with one another resulting in them ultimately getting married, the woman had a piece of shit son from a previous relationship that Lang didn't really take too. Six months after being married, he found out the entire time she was using him to acquire herself a green card so she could skip out and move to the US. Lang though, hadn't revealed to her his entire past life with him being wanted by Law Enforcement in the US so the day she tried to get her green card at the Brazillian Embassy cause a ripple effect that resulted in the FBI coming knocking on Lang's door. Lang now had to run again, he skipped town and landed in the Favela's of Brazil, a desolate wasteland of chaos and poverty, not the typical playground of the once King of the City. He lived there for a bit until one day he found out his warrants back in the US had expired, an opportunity opened up for him to return to the city he once owned. |
| The Snr Buns Failed Scam |
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December, 16th Lang Buddha, Tony Corleone and Octavio Vettel having been putting in work delivering packages for Grime and acclamating to the city the trio decide to head to Snr Buns to grab food. Unfortunately for these three the entire Police Department turned up causing a massive queue to form inside, not wanting to wait in line they decide to come up with a quick scam to get food. Lang and Tony persuade Octavio to pose as the Snr Buns Manager and act like he's inspecting the restaurant and doing general manager type activities. Octavio hesitant at first eventually gives in and heads inside, he immediately heads to the front where he runs into various employee's already working. Octavio starts shouting out orders but is quickly ousted by Maxx McAllister who informs the waiting Police Officers that Octavio is trying to impersonate and act like he works there. Octavio now panicked runs out the back shouting "WE GOTTA GO, THERES LIKE 50 COPS INSIDE" to Lang and Tony who were snooping at the back door. The trio having realized that the plan won't work end up queueing inside for food regardless with Octavio sitting in the car incase he's recognized. |
Murders[]
| Stevie Daly |
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March 29th 2024 - The Murder Of Stevie Daly Not long after being bought into the crew, Stevie was found to be staking out the growers house, spreading private information to other members such as Illya who brought it up to the Dons. Later on, Lang, Luciano, Harry, Arush and Tony confronted him about his behavior. Later in the week Stevie met Pigeon at Paleto Gas station and started talking about weed strains and leaked more info to him than needed. This info then spread to the crew after wanting to sell the South Side house as soon as possible by asking around looking for buyers, Pigeon needing a new place inquired about buying the house, meeting up with Lang and Luciano to talk about the house and revealing what Stevie had told him. Not long after this meeting with Pigeon, Luciano and Lang learned that Stevie had kidnapped Illya demanding his 2 weeks of kickback or he'd kill Illya. Lang, Luciano and Clark managed to find Stevie after a search, held him at gunpoint. After he explained his side, Lang sighed, and proceeded to stab him and dump him in the water below. No one was charged for the murder. |
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Trivia and Quotes[]
- Lang's state ID is 7486.
- Biological father of Yeager.
- Adoptive father figure of Ai Musori.
- Adoptive father figure of Gerard "Dewey" Hawthorne.
- Has time travelled on multiple occasions to view his past and potential future.
- Lang got married in the five years he was away from Los Santos.
- "(My name is) Lang “Madafukking” Buddha!"
- "The Rooster flies over the nest.. with egg in hand."
- "Hey... Motherfucker."
- "I don't have any money......Dumbass"
- "Yeah, mon!"
- "Shut the fuck up, (________)!"
- "Shut your dumbass up, (________)!
- "Fuck you, (_______)!"
- "Whatcu' want, bitch?"
- "What?!"
- "Mmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!" (When Buddha gets angry)
- "Shit!" / "Shit! I'm wanted!"
- "...Dogshit!"
- "Oh shit, aright aright."
- "Listen...Listen..."
- "I surrender!"
- "I plead guilty. Put me in, mon!"
- "Corruption!"
- "I want a bench trial! (Get my lawyer!)"
- "Leanbois, Bitch! Suck a dick!"
- "Saab is a woman killer!" - (When Buddha talks about something that involves women and Saab)
- "Driver of the year, by the way." - (Usually refers to Tony)
- "I'm the best criminal in this city!"
- "I'm the best driver in this motherfucking city!" - (Sometimes, Buddha crashes after he says this)
- "Who (fucking) snitched?!"
- "You (fucking) kidding me?!"
- "I love you (*makes kissing sounds*)"
- "Ellie, why did you push me?!" - (When Buddha falls off a building or a car when Ellie is next to him, even though she didn't do it)
- "This is all your fault, (________)!"
- "You're fucking dead,(________)!"
- "Why are you (so fucking) stupid?" (When Buddha encounters someone saying or doing something stupid)
- "Oooooooooo....." (When Buddha sees something spicy)
- "Saab, how many white claws did you drink?" (Whenever Saab say or does something stupid)
- "I like it when you call me Lang! It turns me on!"
- "I love you. I forgive you. (Take all the time you need.)"
- "I'm rich."
- "Oh you cock sucker!"
- [Extremely loud snoring] - (Usually when downed)
- "You're a shell of a man Harry" - (Whenever Larry is downbad)
- "No disrespect but, (_______)" - (Usually followed by an often-times disrespectful complaint/critique)
- "Hangout with me and I'll make you rich."
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| Played By: buddha |
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