Lang Buddha generally known as Buddha, he is one of the founding members of the Leanbois.

He is roleplayed by Buddha

Background Edit

He generally identifies himself as Lang “Madafukking” Buddha. He is an American citizen of Chinese descent. He is one of the founding members of Leanbois, and Buddha shares a great love for his Grandma’s pink minivan. His friends often regard Buddha as the worst driver in the city.

He is believed to be the greatest generator of scuff anyone has ever seen. Any heists, including him, have an 80% chance of success and a 90% chance of scuff!

He has a relationship with Dante Wolf. He would often spy on Dante when the latter used to wear white L.S.P.D. uniform. Using binoculars, he would look at Dante's behind and call him "sexy" on twitter. He claims that Dante sounds like a sexy bear that he wants to sleep with. They are clearly in love with each other.

Outside of the Leanbois, Buddha is known to have a close relationship with many other criminals in the city, specifically Alabaster Slim and Eugene Zuckerberg, who he frequently robs banks with and various other activities. Also more recently with Speedy.

Carpet Company & Gun Selling Edit

While the Leanbois were disbanded, Buddha went on to purchase the carpet company which was a front to sell guns, which he distribute across Los Santos, alongside Ed. Until Ed took over the company after Buddha disappeared out of the city.

Favorite Quotes Edit

  • "The Rooster, fly's over with egg in hand."
  • "Tony, get my armor."
  • "Hey...Motherfucker"
  • "Are you serious, man?"
  • "Yeah, man!"

Criminal RecordEdit

Status of Drivers License: Valid (13 points)

Lang Buddha's prior convictions list as of Wednesday, July 31, 2019.

Accessory to Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x2
Accessory to Robbery x3
Arson x1
Assault on a Peace Officer x1
Assault with Deadly Firearm x4
Assault with Deadly Weapon x2
Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x25
Battery x1
Battery on a Peace Officer x6
Brandishing x3
Burglary x1
Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x31
Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 2] x30
Criminal Threats x1
Criminal Use of a Firearm x19
Disobeying a Peace Officer x4
Driving on a Suspended/Revoked License x7
Escaping Custody x3
Evading x5
Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x9
Failure to Stop x1
Failure to use Turn Signal x3
First Degree Robbery x1
Grand Theft x1
Grand Theft Auto x3
Illegal Passing x1
Impersonation x1
Joyriding x23
Kidnapping x17
Negligent Driving x5
Non-functional Vehicle x1
Obstruction of Justice x1
Possession of Cocaine x9
Possession of Controlled Dangerous x11
Possession of Controlled with Intent to Distribute x1
Possession of Crack x6
Possession of Marijuana x1
Possession of Marijuana with Intent to Distribute x1
Possession of a Stolen Identification x3
Receiving Stolen Property x5
Reckless Driving x2
Reckless Evading x50
Removed Drivers License x1
Removed Weapons License x1
Resisting Arrest x50
Robbery x28
Second Degree Speeding x1
Third Degree Speeding x3
Trespassing x1
Vandalism x2

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