Lana Valentine is a character role-played by Viviana.

Biography

Lana is a bubbly and socially awkward former Theater Major, who used to dream of becoming an actress. But, unfortunately, she ended up choking (three times) in the midst of the audition by not remembering the lines. Lana then lost her chance at ever entering the acting world. She came to Los Santos to fulfill that dream but since it didn't work out, she soon became a geek, Put on a pink wig, and got addicted to video gaming. She even entered e-sports competitions, and dabbled some into anime; her most favorite is notably Princess Robot Bubblegum!

Lana is also a computer whiz; she also have daddy issues after her father had abandoned her and her mom. This caused her to develop a fear of abandonment. Somewhere down the line, she briefly had a problem with drug addiction from taking Xanax. Eventually she overcame her addiction. She is blunt, so she isn't afraid to stand up for herself and tell it how it is. Underneath her sweet-like appearance, she is narcissistic; believing she deserves everything and anyone and she loves to be the center of attention and tries to make situations about her. She is both obsessive and possessive of those she crushes on and can becomes jealous easily. Lana can also be very aggressive and a bit impulsive and if put under too much stress, she resorts sometimes to violence or goes into a mental breakdown. Lana also at times can be very manipulative and also uses her charm and beauty to get her way. Despite this, she do have a caring side and is also shown to be loyal towards her friends.

Appearance

Lana wears circular glasses and has medium length brown hair that she hides underneath a pink wig. Lana is usually donning her PRB pants. Her clothing color theme consists of red and pastel themed colors ranging sometimes from lavender, white, blue, or to pink, etc. However, she loves pink the most. She has a small mole on the side of her upper lip. Lana also have an arrow behind her right arm with a triforce tattoo on her left, including a dragon tattoo on her right side.

Relationships

Carmella Corset (Best Friend/Adopted Sister)

  • Carmella is one of Lana's best friends and her 'seestur'... and also adopted sister. the two are both really close like family and Lana considers her, her comfort person whenever she feels nervous/unsure about something. The two sometimes may get in arguments, but at the end of the day they still love each other.

Charles "Taco" Prince [Good Friend]

  • Taco is one of Lana's good friends back in the day and the two had eventually reunited again after not seeing each other for awhile.
  • Things between them have changed since then and what was a somewhat rocky 'friendship' had made him one of her good friends again.

Ramee El-Rahman [Kinda-Friends]

  • The two haven't interacted as much until recently. The two are somewhat friends and had did a few jobs together.

Violet van Housen [Friend]

  • The two officially met on the street one day, *Lana called her name because she had recognized her from a dream- but much to her disappointment- she came to find that Violet actually didn't know who she was.
  • Despite this mistake, the two eventually became friends down the road and sometimes hang out together.
  • After a situation involving Violet's gang shooting her friend Carmella, Violet cut ties with Lana due to hearing the rumor that her and Carmella was hunting her friend Lexi. Because of this, Lana felt hurt and hates her for turning her back on her.
  • Because of the two missing talking to each other, they both put away the past and became friends again at the casino. The two celebrated being reunited again by twerking it out!

Annie May [Dislike]

  • A strange girl who resembles Lana in appearance. Lana met her on the side of the road one day to find out she was Don's wife and she instantly became jealous that he married Annie over herself and annoyed that he chose someone who resembled her.
  • Lana is suspicious of Annie, but she slowly became indifferent towards her. Her suspicious of Annie rose when Annie instigating an argument with her about why she was wearing her clothes and how Don chose herself over Lana.
  • Lana continues to remain indifferent towards Annie.

William Told [Old friend]

  • W was one of Lana's old best friends, they often argue with each other. They became friends when Lana gave him plastic to grow weed and he gave her the keys so she could help and also get any, if needed. They also tired to see who was a better shooter and shot at each other in the hills, Lana won.
  • Lana misses him a lot and haven't seen him since he lost his memories of her and the two lost contact with each other.

Vinny Pistone [Friends/Adoptive Brother/Father?]

  • Vinny paid for Lana’s bail, and recently helping her deal with her Murder trial. Vinny was there for her, and now Lana considers him a brother to her for that. The two interact with each other anytime they see each other.
  • Vinny asked Lana if they wanted to go on a date (for a dare on stream) which Lana responded with a no. Vinny still teases her about it.
  • Vinny was in his underwear outside integrity and he ran into Lana he told her "Lana don't look at me I'm like your father".
  • Vinny had used to be Lana's Father/Uncle figure back in the day and was always close, they had lost contact with each other along with other CG members, but eventually reunited again.

Uchiha Jones [Acquaintance]

  • A guy she met one day in the hotel's lobby who first had chicken legs- which she briefly picked at due to her being taken aback.
  • She was flustered when he suddenly asked her to be his 'Sakura-Chan' and she rejected his proposal. Because of this, he deemed her as not a Sakura-Chan.
  • They met a few times after this, although briefly, and she had given him her number to call her.

Paris Dior [Good Friend]

  • Paris and Lana met a few times but never began to speak until Lana wanted to set her up with Salem. This started their friendship and them hanging out together planning their wedding, but it eventually turned into Lana helping Paris make her way up, showing her things like weed trafficking and bringing her along for robberies and other jobs. Whenever they're together they like to troll other people or even start beef by bullying the wrong people.
  • Back in the day, Lana had used to help Paris with mentoring her gang, but they lost contact with each other for awhile and was reunited again and were happy to see each other again.

Molly Minaj [Good Friend]

  • Molly tormented both Carmella and Lana but she gave Lana her gun back that she took from her after growing tiresome of being hostile towards her all the time. Molly quickly bonded with her after hanging out and they seem to have chemistry playfully insulting each other all the time now. Although Molly doesn't trust anyone she seems to have a favorable relationship with her now.
  • They one day ran into each other again with Carmella after not seeing her for awhile.

Liz Anya [Best friend]

  • One of Lana's best friends, she's known Liz for quite awhile, Lana is a little protective of Liz and is there for her when she's down and offering comforting words to cheer her up.
  • Lana is a fan of Liz's song, Taxi Driver and listens to it whenever she feels down.

Nino Chavez [Acquaintance]

  • The two are on friendly terms and sometimes talk to each other, but not often. When Four Tee approached her to ask for her approval of Nino being #19 and Lana said that she liked him.


Hannah Hiltop [Good Friend]

  • One of Lana's good friends she met during when she worked at the VU. The two among others bonded from the time they worked together and became fast friends.
  • The two is usually hanging out together causing chaos wherever they go ether with themselves, or with the girls and this sometimes lead them into some trouble.
  • When Hannah was kidnapped, Lana felt extreme guilt from not being able to help her and almost had a breakdown in the waiting room with Carmella. But thankfully, Hannah was okay and Lana apologized to her which Hannah accepted.

Kenneth Foreman [Acquaintance]

  • A fellow weeb who Lana was friends with and was her previous employer at BurgerShot. He was one of the ones who were nice to her on the job... until she felt betrayed by him for firing her after two days. With no reason as to why and this both confused and angered her that this happened. After being egged on by her former co-workers, this escalated into her shooting him in the head and causing him to be hospitalized for some time.
  • Eventually, she began to feel bad about shooting him and tries to make up with him a few times- despite him hiding himself from her in fear.
  • The two are currently on friendly terms and he no longer hides from her out of fear; much to Lana's relief.

Randy Bullet [Good Friend]

  • One of her good friends back during the day and the two met again at the apartments and quickly remembered each other.
  • The two haven't talked as much for awhile with both being busy with other things, but after helping him out one day
  • Lana had helped Randy along with other members of Chang Gang a lot with evading the police, jailbreak, etc and in return he said that they will always have her back.

Love Life

Pilbis Shonly [Frenemy/#1 Hoe]

  • The met when Lana first started going to BurgerShot after being in the city for awhile, their meeting was rocky at first, but since he was able to deal with her and her friends orders (concerning only ordering lettuce) she gave him a 9$ tip for him being nice and apologized.
  • Lana to her friends called him one of her hoes.
  • After meeting again, she notice how his hair was changed to pink Lana thought this was sort of strange/creepy at first and was wondering
  • The two sometimes argue and throw roasts at each other due to finding the other being too mean to the other.
  • She calls him her #1 Hoe and commented once to Paris that she finds him sexy when he yells at her.
  • He seems to care for her as seen when he tried to save her job and Lana takes notice of this.
  • After their various texting back and forth, Lana took a chance to ask him out... only for him to avoid answering the question. Stung by the rejection, Lana started getting annoyed by him and sometimes ignored him.
  • Recently, she started warming up to him slowly and tried to befriend him- which he mistook as her just wanting him for his money, much to Lana's annoyance.
  • Lana at first had began to show slight jealously when she noticed other girls were hitting on him, but she wasn't willing to fight for him.
  • Lana believed at first she might of had a slight crush on him, and felt he was leading her on and called him out on this.
  • Lana was alittle wary of him and was hurt by how he tried to manipulate her into confessing any hidden feelings she have for him.
  • The relationship is complicated and a bit toxic, they're on friendly terms and she shows loyalty to him as her friend and have his back, also teasing him. Other times words are said that can result in an argument or Lana yelling at him, or both getting into a fight.

Humberto Antonio Donato Pecorino [Borderline Obsession]

  • They first met when Lana was with Liz and Jupiter looking for a rebound for Carmella and they came across him in front of the apartments.
  • They officially met during when she came to have an interview at the Digital Den and the two talked and hit it off, thus she gave him her number in hopes he'll call her.
  • After Lana's break up with Aleks, she started becoming obsessed with Don who she calls 'Pony-Tail Man' because of not knowing his name and the nickname stuck. The two don't see each other often due to him being busy, but when they do she tries to get him to notice her and it sometimes work or sometimes don't.
  • The two went on a date recently where they went to the beach for a bit and talked before going back to the Rooster to be given tea he made. After he given her tea to sell, he gave her a kiss on the cheek; ending the date.
  • Since their last meeting, Lana never heard from him anymore and was completely ghosted.
  • After not seeing each other for a long time, Lana had found out he's married to someone named, Annie May, who resembled her. Out of jealously, Lana contemplating killing her but decided to just confront him...to find out it was an open marriage and he suggested her to join in a polygamy relationship. She refused, as she isn't one to share.
  • Lana claims to have gotten over him as her heart is broken. But she is still in the process of it.
  • She's confused on how she should feel about him due to feeling really hurt by him choosing Annie over her.
  • The two met up and had their 'last' goodbye, where Lana called him up for both to meet up (with Lang right behind him to monitor the conversation) and the two had a heart to heart where Lana showed him a poem that she wrote for him. It ended when Lana told him if he wanted a true ride or die, he can come to her.
  • The two met a few times again after this and had started flirting with one another again. She still holds some affection for him despite his marriage to Annie, and feels as if he's trying to play with her feelings.

(Lana & Don goodbye)

Aleksander Sazkaljovich ['Ex-Boyfriend]

  • The two haven't really talked before until recently, when they did a job together, and the two started hanging out together once during a car drive. Feelings from Aleks started developing due to his friends teasing him about Lana and he sometimes would flirt with her; even though Lana didn't share the same feelings for him... until she gave him a chance.
  • Lana developed a crush on him and was nervous being with him and the same could be said for Aleks whenever they were alone, the ride would be filled with awkward silences due to not knowing what to say to each other.
  • On 1/1/2021, the two became 'Exclusive Homies' where the two can only flirt with each other, she was skeptical at first but agreed anyway.
  • Lana often comments on how Aleks is such a nice guy, however, she finds his niceness boring and wants to spice it up.
  • She's shown to be possessive of Aleks and says she would kill for him.
  • On 1/20/2021, she asked Aleks to meet her at Life Invader, where they talked and she asked him on a date using a yes or no note and he agreed, much to Lana's delight.
  • The two have grown closer through the time they had known each other and have shown to be both possessive of another and willing to kill anyone who tries to get with the other.
  • Both of reunited again in a new city and continued their relationship for awhile, until Lana began to feel distant from Aleks after not hearing from him a lot and started questioning their relationship. For example, thinking whether he was cheating on her or not when her calls/text messages were sometimes ignored/rejected. She even contemplated cheating, but was against it because she still loved him. After being told by everyone, including her friends Liz and Carmella and Violet, etc. She made her choice and texted him that they had to talk.
  • Soon they met up at the church where she broken up with him; saying, it was the right guy at the wrong time. But they still can remain as friends.
  • After recent events, Lana isn't on friendly terms with him anymore as he shot her friend Carmella in front of the VU with his gang and she came to find that he doesn't seem to care about her.

They officially broke up on: 2/12/2021

Mr. Kebun [ Ex-Obsession/Good friend]

  • Lana had started dating Chang after confessing her crush to him, she has a soft spot for him and is extremely loyal to him and his gang. The relationship between the two is unclear whether they are still dating or not, as she stated before to Carl that she was over him, however Lana comments that she is 'with' him. Her soft spot stems from only loving the idea of him and finds him fascinating. Lana has also stated that Chang is the 'love' of her life and she will do anything for him.
  • She calls him her man and believes him to be her boyfriend... even though this is all in her head.
  • After a long time of Chang being in the ICU, Lana's feelings slowly began to wane after Randy told her how he had used to cheat on her; supposedly snapping her out of her long-time obsession over him. However, she was surprised to see someone who resembled and acted like him named, Mr Kebun.
  • She does not know that Chang has become Mr. Kebun and believes him to still be in the ICU, however she was later proved wrong.
  • Even though she isn't obsessed with him, she still cares about him and feels grateful towards him.
  • (Lana's confession to Chang)
  • (Love of my life is getting ran over)
  • (Love of my life)
  • (Lana tells Chang that he has only one girlfriend and that's her)

Clips

Lana Shoots Ken

Lana loses her gun license

Angry Lana

Lana gets hit... by a BOAT

Let's go to the mall

Now we know why Lana has issues

He's Back

Lana Confronts Violet

Lana catches Bjorn red-handed

Facts

  • Her favorite color is Pink.
  • Had a Futo + Sentinel Classic (car) with anime livery
  • Her looks was inspired by Sana Minatozaki from TWICE
  • She loves dragons and has a Dragon Tattoo on her side.
  • She hates being called Babe, or Baby
  • Makes TikTok, her most favorite is, ('SMACK CAM!')
  • She is good at coming up with different disguises.
  • Loves Vodka.

Gallery

Lana Valentine is a character role-played by Viviana.

Biography

'Lana is a socially awkward, former Theater Major and had used to dream of becoming an actress. But, unfortunately she end up choking (three times) in the mid of the audition by not remembering the lines. Lana then lost her chance at ever entering the acting world. She came to Los Santos to fulfill that dream but since it didn't work out. She soon became a geek, dyed her hair, and got addicted to video gaming. She even entered the e-sports competitions, and dabbled some into anime; her most favorite is notably Princess Robot Bubblegum!


Lana is also a computer whiz and has daddy issues after her father had abandoned her and her mom. Because of these past issues, she is more so attracted to older men than younger guys and have caused her to have fear of abandonment and briefly had drug addiction from taking Xanax. But eventually stopped taking them. She is blunt, so she isn't afraid to stand up for herself and tell how it is. She has a very energetic and fiery personality and is sometimes called clingy. Despite her sweet-like appearance, she is shown to be narcissistic; believing she deserves everything and anyone. Lana begins to show psychopathic tendencies after her traumatic murder of a police officer and her 'therapy' sessions and sometimes remarks that she doesn't feel anything anymore. She is obsessive and have shown this with her 'first love'. She can be very aggressive and sometimes impulsive, However, she shows kindness towards those she feels deserve it. Lana at times can be very manipulative and uses her charm and beauty to get her way.

She was very loyal towards all of her friends, but recently, she stopped wanting to be loyal to everyone and snapped after feeling betrayed by her own friends, she slid into a state of insanity and hides this other side. After this betrayal, she decided to not be loyal to others unless they proved that they deserve her loyalty. Lana also shows to have gain paranoia and have trust issues.

Appearance

Lana wears black framed glasses and have medium length brown hair that she hides underneath a pink wig. Lana is usually donning her PRB pants and her clothing color theme consists of pastel themed colors ranging sometimes from lavender, white, blue, or to pink, etc. However, she loves pink the most and her natural hair color is brunette. She also has a dragon tattoo on the side of her torso because of her love of dragons.

Relationship(s)

Alabaster Slim [Friend]

  • Slim is Lana's former Pimp at the Vanilla Unicorn. Their relationship was a bit abusive at first during her time working as a dancer. However, once she quit doing drugs she was able to leave the VU. She soon started working with Slim as his assistant after her position with Payne was replaced. He seems to be more nicer to her since then.

Andi Jones [Acquaintance]

  • The two don't know each other well, but Lana doesn't like her due to not trusting people who are too nice and she feel suspicious of her because of her relationship with the PD.

Bryce Miller [Friend]

  • Lana and Bryce relationship... is a little unique. They're Frenemies and roast each other sometimes. Carmella asked if he had liked Lana to which he replied with a no, but he would take her out on a date. Their ship name is #LYCE, however Lana doesn't have any romantic feelings towards him. The two don't see each other too much and she feels as if he had changed.

Carmella Corset [Best Friend]

  • Carmella and Lana were best friends and seesturs, and when they first met they instantly became friends despite their opposite personalities. They sometimes get caught up in strange situations, such as the stabbing at the Pink Cage. She gets jealous if she feels like Carmella is replacing her and her fears seem to be slowly coming true the more time Carmella spends together with her husband, Coop. Whenever Carmella calls Lana she always says that she is busy, like with war. When Chang Gang kidnapped Carmella. Maurice and Lana did not have the numbers to save her, so they allowed them to kidnap her. The kidnapping incident caused Carmella to lose trust in both of them, especially Lana.
  • Carmella and Lana were throwing a yacht party when Lana called her friend Dundee to give her meth, even though Vinny told Lana to not take any drugs. Carmella tried to stop Lana from taking drugs on the yacht and Lana and Dundee told Carmella to get out. Carmella pretended to be dead with the Chang Gang's help and while Carmella was in the morgue, Lana was arrested outside. Common confusion is the whole Chang Gang and Lana thinking that Carmella snitched, but really Carmella was in the morgue the whole time faking her death. After Carmella refused to side with Lana, Lana told her to get out and that she was disgusted of Carmella. During the incident, Carmella claimed that Lana admitted to taking drugs, however she did not have any evidence. This broke Lana's heart as she was trying to look out for Carmella, but this hurt their friendship.
  • After the twitter wars between Lana and Carmella, Carmella told Lana to go to the garage and while Carmella was on her phone, Lana one-hit punched Carmella unconscious without any brawl. Lana proceeds to drown Carmella and while this was happening Violet was driving to them. Violet shot Carmella multiple times and Violet set Carmella on fire with her rage while Lana watched, because Violet thought Randy was cheating on her with Carmella. Violet and Lana escaped with a car to prevent getting arrested.
  • Lana, despite everything still wishes to be friends with Carmella.
  • The two have since made up and beat Coop up together, their relationship have since became more friendly since Carmella's divorce.
  • The two currently are having beef with each other concerning Ownership of Onlystans, and this took a toll on their friendship. They have since made up.

Coop Holliday [Dislikes]

  • Coop and Lana have a very strange type of relationship, leaning more toward a mutual dislike. Although he seemed to show some care and concern towards her at first (It's unknown if he actually does). they always end up disagreeing and one of them gets hurt. She doesn't like when he antagonizes her and lies about her to Carmella and this is one of the main reasons she hates him. She also feels as if he's trying to steal her best friend, Carmella, from her and doesn't trust him at all.
  • He had tried seducing her once in his office after breaking up with Carmella, in which Lana retaliate by handcuffing him and threatening to burn him by his fireplace. She says that she doesn't fear him like others and this made him bring her to the prison to be locked down in his Maximum security vault. Despite all of that, Lana acted unimpressed, but in reality traumatized her as she told her close friends.
  • Lana spat on Coop during Chang's trial in front of Carmella and others because Chang told her to. This further pitted them against each other.
  • Coop attempted to revoke her bail with little evidence but hearsay. He claimed he had at least four witnesses who saw her using drugs. Ultimately, Coop told the police to let her go as he did not have any evidence.

Cam'Ron Giles [Friend]

  • AKA Peanut : Lana met Peanut after she was pulled over by a cop. He said that if she ever needed help, he would help. Later that day she saw him again they drove around, he got into a shootout and Lana was the getaway driver. They became friends and know they do jobs together with the other East Side Ballaz , whenever they need her.
  • She doesn't see him as often as she used to and misses him a lot.

Charles "Taco" Prince [Good Friend]

  • Taco is one of Lana's best friends, they often tease and pick on each other as if they were siblings. They're usually out and about during crime and hanging out together. Although recently, he doesn't hang out with her much as he's scared to be called a simp and she misses him.
  • Both are beginning to hang out more with each other since Lana became more integrated with Chang Gang and becoming more friendly.

Choi Zhangsun [Dislike]

  • Lana doesn't know Choi too well, but dislikes her due to her relationship to Uchiha. When, Lana became apart of the Illuminati and was still dating Carl, one of her missions was to kidnap Choi for Thomas and she watched as Choi was handcuffed and beaten by him into near unconsciousness. She soon found out she was hypnotized by Thomas into becoming one of the agents.

Domenic Toretti [Frienemy]

  • She first met him when she was arrested. Their relationship is rather unique, Lana called Toretti her only friend due to him being the only one that ever talks to her. She presumably becomes jealous if she feels like he's cheating' on her, while at the same time, asking him for money by using different excuses or through manipulation. Thanks to his generous personality, he usually gives in, much to Lana's delight.
  • Only recently, they had somewhat of a reunion that ended with him accidentally assisting her in the murder of Bo Tucker. She hasn't seen him since she was put on bail.
  • During the trial for Bo Tucker's murder Toretti was planning to defend Lana's actions, but after hearing Murphy Braun's argument of blaming Toretti for Tucker's death, he decided to stop trying to defend her and presumably not care about her. However, he unknowingly, ended up helping her with her trial.
  • On May 19th, Lana robbed a bank and recorded Toretti twerking for negotiations. Lana used this footage to blackmail Toretti into going on a date with her (1, 2, 3). Later on Lana found Toretti at the taco shop. They talked about Bodean Tucker while Lana teased him of accessory while talking the news crew came to talk to them. After they left Toretti asked Lana out on a date which Lana responded with a yes, but due to Toretti's being married she backed off and said they could go on a "Friend Date", because of this they argued (1, 2). Toretti walked away as he was getting no answer which resulted in Lana punching Toretti. In a panic Lana fled.
  • After the whole incident Lana called Toretti. While speaking to him Lana got hit by a car and in a worry Toretti shorty arrived to pillbox. After taking care of a investigation, Toretti spoke to Lana about the date. Since she couldn't give him a straight answer about the date, Toretti left after arresting a random criminal. (1, 2, 3, 4)

Dequarius "Big D" Johnson [Adoptive Dad]

  • One of Lana's friends and also one of her adoptive dads, the two are close and sometimes out and about doing crime or just in general hanging out.

Jacob Harth [Friend]

  • A mysterious man who called her one day to meet on a train and now stalks her around the city in the shadows. The two are on 'friendly' terms and seem to get along well.

Molly Minaj [Friend]

  • Molly tormented both Carmella and Lana but she gave Lana her gun back that she took from her after growing tiresome of being hostile towards her all the time. Molly quickly bonded with her after hanging out and they seem to have chemistry playfully insulting each other all the time now. Although Molly doesn't trust anyone she seems to have a favorable relationship with her now.

Freya Manning [Friend]

  • Lana's former enemy and rival for Chang's Heart, she was told one day about Freya being Chang's wife and out of rage and jealousy she called her out on Twatter and had a brief argument on there and then it was taken to over the phone. Lana purposed a duel with Freya (at dick and balls) for Chang and during the fight, Freya fell off from the giant pipe; making Lana the winner of Chang's love and the Wedding Ring. However, the two became friends after doing a robbery together and Lana doesn't see her as a rival anymore.

Thom Piper [Friend]

  • Thom is Lana's former stalker who was delusional and believed the both of them to be dating-- even though she has a Boyfriend. Lana is annoyed by this and at the lies he spread about them and mostly tries to kill him. But he keeps coming back, much to her dismay. However their relationship gradually is getting better more on friendly terms and she sometimes hang out with him and do jobs and Thom doesn't seem any interested in her anymore due to getting a girlfriend, much to Lana's relief.

Siz Fulker [Acquaintance]

  • The both of them don't know each other well, only really meeting a few times. One for example is during a car ride with Carmella and Coop and the two bonded over Soze's Picture.

Stacey Doyle [Best Friend]

  • Stacey is one of Lana's best friends, when they first met they instantly clicked and had often gotten into trouble together by commuting crimes and ending up in jail together. The relationship between the two has gotten a little complicated after Stacey was banned from the dark web for failing the test of loyalty while Lana and Carl passed.
  • But after this, Lana and Stacey still remain best friends.

Violet van Housen [Best Friend]

  • Violet is her friend and ally, at first Violet hated Lana because she assumed Lana wanted her boyfriend Randy when that wasn't the case at all. The two became friends after Lana shot down a man who was trying to beat Violet with a bat and the two are now on good terms.
  • The two burned Carmella alive because Violet thought she slept with Randy and Lana went along with helping her due to her distrust of Carmella. Lana was a bit afraid of how Violet reacted, but she loved it at the same time. After this, Violet and Lana became close and still remain close until this day and sometimes hang out and playfully flirt with each other.
  • Lana sometimes refer to her as her queen.

William "W" Told [Friend]

  • W is one of Lana's best friends, they often argue with each other. They became friends when Lana gave him plastic to grow weed and he gave her the keys so she could help and also get any, if needed. They also tired to see who was a better shooter and shot at each other in the hills, Lana won.

Vinny Pistone [Friends/Adoptive Brother/Father?]

  • Vinny paid for Lana’s bail, and recently helping her deal with her Murder trial. Vinny was there for her, and now Lana considers him a brother to her for that. The two interact with each other anytime they see each other.
  • Vinny asked Lana if they wanted to go on a date (for a dare on stream) which Lana responded with a no. Vinny still teases her about it.
  • Vinny was in his underwear outside integrity and he ran into Lana he told her "Lana don't look at me I'm like your father".

Four Tee [Bestest Friend/ Partner in Crime]

  • Lana was a bit weary of Four Tee at first, but after awhile she began to find the girl adorable and entered the Four Tee Tourney to become her friend. But unfortunately, she lost. It wasn't until Four Tee gave her another chance by surviving twenty punches from her and Lana did, which led to her gaining the number #68 on Four Tee's list.
  • She and Lana are like partners in crime and the two are sort of similar. She originally was upset with Four Tee and Mel for allowing Mike Block to kidnap her and Carmella and changing them into Carlos “Cheddar” Sanchez (Brie); even ignoring her pleads to be let go. Once Lana was forced to take acid, this lead to triggering her PTSD and mental break down- including finding out Cheddar was going to Max Sec(Thankfully, Chang Gang helped him). But now, the two developed a close, but strange, friendship and have recently became partners in crime. Lana once said she admires how she is loved by everyone and said she wants to be like her.

Paris Dior [Friend]

  • Paris and Lana met a few times but never began to speak until Lana wanted to set her up with Salem. This started their friendship and them hanging out together planning their wedding, but it eventually turned into Lana helping Paris make her way up, showing her things like weed trafficking and bringing her along for robberies and other jobs. Whenever they're together they like to troll other people or even start beef by bullying the wrong people.

Irwin Dundee [Extreme Dislike]

  • Lana met Dundee at the bottom of the stairs of integrity, where he proceeded to tell her pickup lines. Finally at the last on Lana agreed to go and a date with him. When she found out who he was, she realized, in the past she had been meaning to kill him and told him. They both laughed about it and carried on with the date. They ended up doing crazy things. But one of the craziest was her dressing up as him for a meeting with the Bondi Boys because his HOA vest was stuck on. She went to the meeting with him at the pier and he hid in the booth talking while Lana mouthed words. Lana also gave him a rose and a piece of rubber. Which caused him to ask to marry her.
  • Dundee had been in the past gas lighting and manipulating Lana to try to get her to do crime; locking her up in a cage, giving her drugs, pretending to be Bodean Tucker to make her 'feel better' about committing her first murder.. Even trying to push her to kill Carmella, however this didn't work as this is something Lana wouldn't want to do and ended up stabbing him to escape with Vinny. But she was left mentally unwell.
  • He had amnesia and had forgotten about Lana and the things he did before after she punched him in prison. She hates him for making her become the way she is.
  • After he regained his memory, she recently had gotten her revenge on him with Four Tee by chasing him through the mine then burning and stabbing him.

List of Victims

Victims (2.0) 2020-2021

  1. Bodean Tucker
  2. Machete Cortez
  3. Jimmy Deany
  4. Irwin Dundee
  5. Jacob Pierce
  6. Natalie Lorenzo (indirectly)

Love Life

Aleksander Bogorov [Dating/Boyfriend?]

  • The two haven't really talked before until recently, when they did a job together, and the two started hanging out together once during a car drive. Feelings from Aleks started developing due to his friends teasing him about Lana and he sometimes would flirt with her; even though Lana didn't share the same feelings for him... until she gave him a chance.
  • Lana developed a crush on him and was nervous being with him and the same could be said for Aleks whenever they were alone, the ride would be filled with awkward silences due to not knowing what to say to each other.
  • On 1/1/2021, the two became 'Exclusive Homies' where the two can only flirt with each other, she was skeptical at first but agreed anyway.
  • Lana often comments on how Aleks is such a nice guy, however, she finds his niceness boring and wants to spice it up.
  • She's shown to be possessive of Aleks and says she would kill for him.
  • On 1/20/2021, she asks Aleks to meet her somewhere and they had a talk where she asks Aleks on a date using a yes or no note and he agreed, much to Lana's delight.
  • The two have grown closer through the time they had known each other and have shown to be both possessive of each other and willing to kill anyone who tries to get with the other. S
  • (Wanna Make out?)
  • (Huggin In Life Invader)

Randy Bullet  [Good Friend]

  • Although Lana and Randy are just friends, they make jokes about playing tic-tac toe and twister. Randy becomes very anxious around Lana if his girlfriend, Violet, is around. He even thought Violet's going to kill her. Lana has helped Randy evade the police even though it ended up with them both in jail.
  • After Mr. Chang was ICUd, she was snap out of her obsession for him after Randy told her how he had used to cheat on her with other women behind her back.
  • Lana soon developed a crush on him and is confused about her feelings for Randy while at the same time feels drawn towards him. She feels as if he's only playing with her feelings and is hesitant in starting anything with him due to not wanting to lose her friendship with Violet.
  • Thanks to Carmella, Lana had taken a chance to confess to Randy to leave Violet at the beach, in which he had broken her heart.
  • She was trying to get over Randy Bullet and was successful.
  • Randy seems to be showing jealousy about Lana's involvement with Aleks, whether he is serious or not remains unknown.
  • (Lana's Love Reading)
  • (Randy F8 quits on Lana)
  • (What does Aleks have to do with this??)

Mr. Wang Chang [ Ex-Obsession/Good friend]

  • Lana had started dating Chang after confessing her crush to him, she has a soft spot for him and is extremely loyal to him and his gang. The relationship between the two is unclear whether they are still dating or not, as she stated before to Carl that she was over him, however Lana comments that she is 'with' him. Her soft spot stems from only loving the idea of him and finds him fascinating. Lana has also stated that Chang is the 'love' of her life and she will do anything for him.
  • She calls him her man and believes him to be her boyfriend... even though this is all in her head.
  • After a long time of Chang being in the ICU, Lana's feelings slowly began to wane after Randy told her how he had used to cheat on her; supposedly snapping her out of her long-time obsession over him. However, she was surprised to see someone who resembled and acted like him named, Mr Kebun.
  • She does not know that Chang has become Mr. Kebun and believes him to still be in the ICU, however she was later proved wrong.
  • Even though she isn't obsessed with him, she still cares and holds a type of love for him, whether it's platonic or romantic is unknown.
  • (Lana's confession to Chang)
  • (Love of my life is getting ran over)
  • (Love of my life)
  • (Lana tells Chang that he has only one girlfriend and that's her)

Joe Caine [Fling]

  • Lana first met Joe during an event he planned at his mansion. He instantly became attracted to her because of her sexy cosplay and even wondered if he had a chance with her. One of his friends had talked to her about asking her out on a date. She approached him and agreed to it. Soon after the event was over, she got his number. She didn't really have any feelings for him and only wanted him for his money.
  • They recently met again, however the relationship now is awkward but briefly mentions in still finding him attractive. She worked for him once during a gambling party with Karen and went out her way to try and seduce him by wearing a red dress in hopes of receiving more money and in the end it worked after the party was done.

Carl Crimes [Ex Boyfriend]

  • Carl Crimes is Lana's ex- boyfriend, the two are often out spending time with each other in the city and sometimes doing crime together, however they are polar opposites. The two have a complicated relationship. Lana was never really sure if they were dating or not and called him her man that wasn't really her man, however she got jealous if she felt like he was cheating on her, which lead to sometimes chaotic situations.
  • The two have recently broken up due to him cheating on her with Jenn Bordeaux. The relationship between the two are somewhat on friendly terms but more so as frenemies. However Carl still seems to have feelings for her, in an almost obsessive manner since their break up; much to Lana's annoyance.
  • She doesn't see him as often, but they're on friendly terms.
  • (Story of their Relationship)
  • (Story of their Relationship 2)

Uchiha Jones [Ex Boyfriend]

  • Lana now works as his assistant after her break up with her ex, Carl. She approached him suggesting that he could be her rebound. He soon called her after to ask her to be his assistant in detective work. The two have a complicated relationship where both at times get into different arguments that sometimes can lead into situations where they might shoot at each other the next while the other they get along well. Lana had recently confessed to having a crush on him should her court case go south. After her court case she was let go on manslaughter and the two were 'seeing each other' and liked to chill while watching Netflix.
  • The two dated for awhile until Lana broke up with him due to the fact that he was 'seeing' his sister, Coochiha.. They, however, remain on decent terms with each other.
  • (Lana does not know Uchi & Coochiha are engaged.)

Lana's Diary:

Black Dahlia

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  • On May 19th 2020, Lana karate chopped Bodean Tucker in the head which unfortunately caused his death as he developed an embolism, he didn’t survive the surgery and sadly passed away. It didn't settle in until his death was confirmed over the police radio while she was placed in a cell. She became traumatized by the fact of actually killing someone for the first time and that she may get the nines. The first person she called about this was to Uchiha in a panic about her getting the 9's, in which he replied in telling her to relax that she will be fine. However Lana has her doubts concerning this.
  • Thankfully, she was provided with a Lawyer sent by Chang Gang, by the name of Murphy Braun to help her case.
  • Her bail was paid off with the help of Chang Gang, using Vinny's cash, and now has a court case to attend to, but must remain clean from doing any criminal activities. From there, things began to spiral down where the guilt of killing Bo' continues to eat at her that she went to Thalia Hayes for therapy. She was fascinated by the cat, Unity, who held Bo's old baton staff and played with him during her time there. Soon, she had pushed to have anxiety medication, Ativan, to secretly feed her past drug addiction.
  • Lana, after finding and hanging around Karen, Uchiha and Chang, she was found by Dundee with his friend. They were surprised by her appearance and decided to take her somewhere to give her therapy when she explained her situation with killing Bo'. She was brought to a house where she was locked up in a cage by Dundee and his friend; leaving her in there to her thoughts for a little bit, until he brought her drugs while dressed up as a deceased Bodean Tucker. He began telling her things, pushing for her to commit chaos to make herself well known in the world as she begins hallucinating from the drugs she was taking. Soon she was released, with his words still in her head.
  • She return back to therapy where she was joined with Leland Jones by her side where he discussed things with her, such as letting her know that he will be there for her.
  • Lana became addicted to meth and her prescription medication, and her appearance became even more ragged as she struggles with her mental break down. She met up with Carmella who tried to cheer her up by giving her a make over and putting her in a bikini, and Lana suggested maybe shaving their heads in which Carmella agreed to. Thus, Lana shaved her head and dressed up in a black bikini and wore a blonde wig before both were ready to leave to the Yacht to have a bikini party. She then asked Carmella to lock her up in the shower and while in the shower, she called Dundee to ask him to come help her and that she was in a cage. She then asked Carmella to leave when Dundee arrived and found her in the shower. Lana told Dundee she 'loved' him and the drugs he had given her. She asked for more which Dundee readily agreed to get for her, much to Carmella's anger. Carmella tried to make him stop giving Lana anymore and convince him that he was ruining her life. Dundee then pushed Carmella to leave, which she begrudgingly did and left them both alone for Dundee to continue his 'Therapy'. Lana received a call from Vinny who wanted Carl's number, but seem worried about where Lana was. She talked around the subject and gave him the number but in a way let him know she was okay doing therapy and was in a cage, implying that Carmella was with her.
  • After the call ended, Dundee briefly left to retrieve meth for her and while gone, she then received a message from Vinny who was suspicious and became even more so when she mentioned Dundee. Dundee then returned.
  • "...Carmella doesn't care about you."
  • Dundee gave her meth to take that caused Lana to seemingly see Carmella in a negative light.(Something that affects her perspective later on)
  • When she was let out from the shower, Vinny showed up and Lana stabbed Dundee to escape with Vinny who was told by Carmella what was going on. She stated she would never turn against Carmella like that.
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  • * After the escape from Dundee, Lana, Vinny, and Carmella met up with Chang and all four went to see Chang Gang's mansion which was very nice looking. Vinny was flirting and hitting on Carmella while showing her around, which made Carmella a bit awkward since she was married to Coop and Vinny was still married. As Vinny and Carmella talked, Chang talked to Lana in secret to convince her to set Carmella and Vinny up together. Lana rejected the idea at first since Carmella is in love with Coop. Under the effects of the manipulation, her opinion for Carmella was low, she loved her but found her lame and questioned his interest in her as she didn't have much to her. In the end, she reluctantly agreed to Chang's plan as she mentioned doing anything for him.(She has a soft spot for him.)* Lana, watching the two from afar, she had walked over to the edge of the fence before jumping and this caused the others to follow in a worry, mainly Carmella and Vinny. She was asked why she jumped, her reason was to make sure she still felt anything.
  • After talking, they made it back up on the patio Lana took this time to talk to Carmella to somehow convince her to leave Coop for Vinny. (Chang and Vinny were hiding in the pool nearby) She told her that Coop was trying to walk all over her like he has been trying to with her the past months and commented on how the relationship isn't healthy at all. She declined as she has too much history with Coop and wouldn't want to be with Vinny since he was still married and she didn't want to be cheated on. Lana still tried to convince her but Carmella wouldn't budge, then she received a call from Coop that made Carmella stop the conversation to answer the call in a rush.
  • Lana tried to make her get off the phone by yelling about getting her a tampon and if she was going to just let her bleed everywhere. Carmella yelled at her to just free bleed, until finally to just go sit in the pool for the bleeding. Lana, frustrated, tried again and Carmella, under stress, screamed that Lana won't shut up to Coop. At this, Lana decided to knock Carmella out unconscious and she fell and hit the ground as the call ended.
  • Chang and Vinny were surprised at what Lana had done and this seemed to have made Coop make a state announcement in finding Carmella for $10k as they brought Carmella back up on the patio for Vinny to give her CPR.
  • Once Carmella had woken up, they rushed her to be taken to the hospital by a helicopter and Coop was a called to know about Carmella's current state.
  • Carmella had then cooperated with Chang Gang to fake her death to see if Coop loved her and was kidnapped for a time and while she was away, Lana stayed behind when Coop showed up with other officers to have her arrested and put behind bars until Carmella was found.


Arc Clips


Dark Web and Illuminati

Dark Web
  • A while ago Lana met Jacob Harth, which was her first step into the realization that there was a dark web. What happened was Hugh had been robbed and knocked out while selling watches. Lana went to find him and got a call from a private number. She was told to get on the train. When she got on the train she met a mysterious man, Jacob, and they had a conversation about her crime life and if she wanted to be involved in The DW she would have to become a smart criminal. He then left. The next day at the pier she met with Jacob again while doing her job as Matthew Payne's assistant. They pretended to not know each other and while Payne was busy. They spoke to each other about Cosmic Comics. Jacob gave her a memory stick and said it will be useful later on. She didn't see him again for a few months. But she heard about the incident with The Reverend and the Bondi Boys, a few people were on the lookout for them, such as the rest of The DW. Taco gave Lana Jacob's number in case she saw him and told her not to say anything about how she got it.
  • Then a few months after that Carl found notes around the city about getting into the DW. Carl talked to Lana about it and they looked through the DW but after a few days the web links to access it were gone and instead of finding notes about the password, it was a quest. Carl, Stacey, Lana, and Thomas spent time going through the quest and tried to figure it out. After a few days of failing, Carl noticed The Reverend following him, this lead to Stacey going up to him and The Reverend threatening her with a knife which caused Stacey to shoot him. They both went on the run, later meeting with Lana and Thomas.
  • They ended up hiding out at Grandma's, where Carl got a call from a private number stating that Stacey was going to die unless she paid $50K. Carl's says that he can pay but the guy said no. After more talking Carl accidentally brought up Lana. They give him an ultimatum, either Lana or Stacey for who died. After Stacey heard about Lana she hid because she thought it was her fault. They looked for her, during this Lana got a call from The Reverend and he asked her if she was willing to die for Stacey, and she said yes. Due to stress Lana and Stacey parted from the group, willing to sacrifice themselves. Lana got a call from Tyrone asking what's up and she told him the DW was after her. This interested him and he kept calling her. Lana was very skeptical of this and she gets a call from Cheddar asking her to do a bank trunk, she doesn't trust this but says she sorry for everything. She radios to Carl and Thomas to pick her up. While waiting for Lana, Thomas spotted The Reverend and sat in his car. Lana got in the car with Carl. Thomas drove off with The Reverend and told them not to follow. A short while after they hear Stacey on the radio saying weird things, she said something about the bank. Carl and Lana drove to the nearest one and saw Stacey being kidnapped by the Fudge Lane Ballas.
  • Stacey got into the car with Carl and Lana, causing a shootout, they got out of there, but made the mistake of trusting the police, they stopped and then the FLB cought up to them and shot them. They all went down, Lana and Stacey were supposed to be taken but because of the panic they only got Lana. Lana was then taking to the beach, Novah and Dee took photos of her and left. A short while later Novah came back and took her to Grandma's, where they met The Reverend. She was told that she passed the game. The game of loyalty, she was harmed while protecting Stacey, she could have left but she didn't. Carl and Lana had passed but Stacey failed, which meant Stacey was banned from The DW. Lana was then dropped off by Novah and she told Carl what The Reverend had said. Stacey heard this and got out the car. They then spent the rest of the day trying to figure out the code.
Illuminati
  • The day after the test Lana met with Thomas, and he told her he needed to speak to her in his office he bought Nettie along with him (which he also uses for his hypnotism therapy.) He showed Lana a medallion which he said was apart of the Illuminati. He then proceeded to tell Lana he was a part of the Illuminati and that he wanted her as a prospect. She agreed and she had to do her first mission that night (it involved Brian Knight.) Thomas wanted to speak to him about something. Lana's job was to bring him in the building and watch the doors so no one would come in. Lana was also asked to come up with a new name that had something to do with Greek mythology, and she came up with Medusa. Once Brian arrived Lana led him into the office building and then waited outside. After a while a few people came up to her asking what she was doing and she tried to get them to go away.
  • A drunk man came up to her asking where he could get alcohol from which caused her to be distracted, Copperpot then handcuffed her (they were purposely distracting Lana.) Copperpot had dressed exactly like Lana because she wanted to get in the building. Lana was taken to the side where she tried to get them to take her out of cuffs. There was also two other females doing the same job as Lana but they were inside. Lana was being moved and saw Stacey, she screamed for help and Stacey started shooting. Stacey went down fighting. After a few seconds, Brian came to them shot the kidnappers down and uncuffed Lana and let her go. Then Nettie came shooting at Brian then ran. Lana came back for Stacey and was allowed to take her. She took her to grandma's. Stacey and Lana went to get changed and Stacey was confused about why she was wearing a suit and Heels. Lana was later informed that Stacey was being hypnotized and didn't remember anything that happened. She was told this by Thomas and he told Lana it was his doing.
  • The day after that Lana, Stacey, and Carl were given the mission of kidnapping Dr. Choi for Thomas. They got into a truck and Thomas managed to get Choi to wait outside with him. Which is then when the rest rolled up and kidnapped her using the truck. They took her to the recycling center and were told to wait outside. But when Lana went in she saw Thomas beating her up and she was then told to run as the police would be coming. During this, Stacey and Carl had left to get another car and were felony stopped as someone had reported that the delivery truck they were in was the same one that took off with Choi. They were saved when the police got a call from someone about Choi's location. So they left immediately. The next time they saw Thomas they were informed he had memory loss, and they were trying to do things to get his memory back. He was on his computer and he played a video recording, which Carl informed them was of himself and Thomas torturing Richard Dark.


Criminal Record (27/05/2020)

Driver License: 4 points

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Warrant Status: N/A

  • Accessory to First Degree robbery x1
  • Accessory to robbery x3
  • Assault x3
  • Assault with Deadly Weapon x7
  • Attempted Murder of a Government Employee x5
  • Battery x2
  • Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x23
  • Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 2] x2
  • Criminal use of a Firearm x4
  • Driving On the wrong Side of The Road x1
  • Evading x1
  • Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x2
  • First Degree Robbery x2
  • Grand Theft Auto x1
  • Impersonation x1
  • Joyriding x4
  • Kidnapping x7
  • Manslaughter x1
  • Misdemeanor Possession of Cocaine x1
  • Misdemeanor Possession of Controlled Dangerous Substance OXY or Meth x14
  • Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana x3
  • Obstruction of Justice x2
  • Operating a Motor Vehicle without Proper Identification x1
  • Receiving Stolen Property in the Third Degree x3
  • Reckless Driving x1
  • Reckless Evading x1
  • Resisting Arrest x 10
  • Robbery x 5
  • Second Degree Speeding x1
  • Third Degree Speeding x1
  • Trespassing x1

Facts

  • Knows Ninjutsu!
  • She seems to have a Voyeur kink.
  • Her favorite color is Pink.
  • Has a Futo + Sentinel Classic (car) with anime livery
  • She loves dragons and has a Dragon Tattoo on her side.
  • She is a sharp shooter.
  • Lana is half Korean, Japanese, and Slavic.
  • Her most favorite game is, Yakuza and after playing the game so much she became inspired in idea of the criminal life style.
  • Was known to dance at the Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club from time to time when large parties and events are held there. However, she no longer works as a stripper.
  • She worked at Herr Kutz for a bit selling materials and lock picks for Dexx also doing hair, but she doesn't work there anymore.
  • She currently owns her own business called, Cosmic Comics with Ginger DeVine.
  • She hates being called Babe, or Baby
  • Makes TikTok, her most favorite is, ('SMACK CAM!')
  • Has a songthat was made for Matthew Payne and Lana.
  • She is good at coming up with different disguises.
  • She once snorted 6 bags of coke in the Taco stand with her frat boy co-worker.
  • She went to war with the Vagos for the FLB , because they shot her up with Uchiha.
  • Loves Vodka.
  • Had 13 boyfriends, but this is only in her head.
  • Chang calls her his wife to other people.

Clips (Some may be deleted due to DMCA)

Random Clips
  1. ...I'm Hot?
  2. Beware of the UWU
  3. To Flyy!!!!!
  4. Tweedle dee and Tweedle dumb
  5. Bryce slays the beast
  6. Lana loses it
  7. WE AGAINST RACISM
  8. Lana not joking around
  9. CAN I GET A COFFEE?CAN I PLEASE GET A COFFEE?
  10. I knew it
  11. Lana finds out about Chang Gang
  12. THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING
  13. LUL
  14. EGG ROLL PLATTER
  15. Lana trying to rescue Peanut
  16. Lana V Freya for Chang's Heart
  17. Coochia / Uchiha Cosplay
  18. Gimmie your car
  19. Lana is cracked
  20. I can't shoot
  21. Lana against Alien's
  22. I NEED HELP!!!
  23. Lana breaks Andrews
  24. Headaches stop crime.
  25. Vinny said what?!
  26. Broken Lana
  27. Me + you = us
  28. Lana Bustin' Windows
  29. "Count your days"
  30. Lana falls off a mountain.
  31. Lana Playing some baseball UWU
  32. Lana with everybody
  33. Lana's Crush
  34. Girl talks about the coolest cop, Tucker
  35. Uchiha's call to Lana
  36. Riley tries pushing Lana out a blimp
  37. Harley Quinn?
  38. Party Hardy's Movie Ft. Lana Valentine


Dark Web

 Carl talks about Lana to The Reverend
 Stacey hides so that her friends don't get hurt.
Lana speaking to The Reverend.
The Reverend is after Lana.
Lana having a breakdown.
Time is ticking for Lana.
Stacey nearly taken by the FLB.
Lana is taken.
The game is over...

Illuminati

Lana finds out about the Illuminati
Lana chooses her Illuminati name
The distraction
Stacey tries to save Lana
Lana's cover was blown.
Lana learns about Thomas' hypnotise   
Kidnapping Dr Choi..
Blindfolded..
Dr Choi ends up hurt...
Run...

Quotes

  • "I may be a dumb bitch, but I'm not stupid."
  • "I'M OUTTA HERE!"
  • "YOU WANT THE SMOKE?"
  • "Wait what?"
  • "I'm so confused."
  • "Pull up hoe"
  • "Shut the fuck up" (W/Taco)
  • "I GOTTA GO!"
  • "Can I have some money?"
  • "AYYYY!"
  • "...Okay??"
  • "Hi, I'm Lana; Lana fucking Valentine!"
  • "For Feminism."
  • ”Fuck 12!”

Gallery


Played By: Viviana
Characters: Lana ValentineHannah HotPocketGriselda AmbroseSquid GeeAmanda HayesPascal FrogAnna DollEleanor Clarke

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