Kray-Tor Skullfonder (Matt Joe) is a character role-played by spicybackpain.

Background Information[edit | edit source]

Kray-Tor Skullfonder (Matt Joe) is a thrill-seeking criminal in Los Santos. He is one of the OG’s of the HOA, with the title of Senior Lieutenant; and a jewelry store robbing, car chopping waste lander. His wasteland settlement was built on top of an old Blockbuster Video store, causing Kray-Tor's movie references and knowledge to end around the mid-2000's.

Kray-Tor in his natural habitat.

Kray-Tor hails from the Northern Wastes, and came to Los Santos in search of gasoline and "shiny shit." He found both things almost immediately, and has become addicted to robbing the jewelry store.

He is known for leading the police into the hills strictly for the chase, which he feels is the best thing about committing a crime.

Having no record of Kray-Tor's existence prior to his arrival in the city, the government gave him the identity of Reverend Matt Joe, who drowned during a botched baptism at the tender age of 48.

HOA[edit | edit source]

While hiding from the police, Kray-Tor helped Siz Fulker obtain a security car for a patrol of Mirror Park. Not wanting to go to jail for hundreds of months (due to his massive debt), Kray-Tor volunteered himself to assist Siz with his HOA patrols. This was the first time Kray-Tor ever changed out of his classic outfit, and wound up dedicating all of his time toward building the HOA.

Senior Lieutenant Matt Joe, and Chief of the HOA, Siz Fulker.

At the time, the full time HOA roster consisted solely of Siz, Denzel, Vivi, and Zelda, so Kray-Tor was able to give himself any rank he pleased - Senior Lieutenant. Kray-Tor is thankful that the HOA has made him feel like he has a purpose, instead of just robbing the jewelry store all the time.

Wife Knife[edit | edit source]

Kray-Tor came to Los Santos with an ancient Skullfondler relic - his Wife Knife. Anyone who makes contact with it indirectly becomes one of his (already many) wives. There are currently five in Los Santos, all of which are on the police force.

The police force were determined to rid him of his knife, and incinerated it any time they managed to take it from him. Since the stores eventually stopped selling Machetes, he has been unable to take on any new brides. Following the meeting and subsequent dating of Ava and Kray-Tor. He decided to break the Wife Knife in his backyard, thus breaking all wedding ties to his previous police wives.

Relationships[edit | edit source]

Siz Fulker[edit | edit source]

He is extremely close with Siz and they consider each other like brothers. Siz was one of the first people to help Kray-Tor when he was new to the city, in exchange for the occasional shotgun and general criminal assistance he gives Siz any resources or gold watches he manages to acquire (as Kray-Tor has no other use for these materials.) They first met when Kray-Tor complimented Siz‘s Brawler and they’ve been super close friends ever since. SizDenzel, and Kray-Tor are the founding members of the HOA (which Kray-Tor often patrols for as a Senior Lieutenant), with Kray-Tor stating that he “finally has a purpose” after joining the HOA. Kray-Tor always calls Siz “SEEZ” and uses him as a sort of bank to hold his money (as his own bank account is greatly in debt and he'd rather ignore said debt than spend any money to pay it off.)

Denzel Williams[edit | edit source]

Kray-Tor first met Denzel at the Tuner Shop and they hit it off really well, they both shared an interest on planning to murder Luigi Bezos. They didn’t see each other for months until the HOA was formed, they are both OG’s and have been good friends ever since. Kray-Tor was one of the few that went to Denzel’s parole hearing after he murdered Michael Dias.

Grimoire Carolynn Hauttogs III[edit | edit source]

He has a strange but really good friendship with Gremlin as she can be very unstable and crazy. They both do jobs together. Kray-Tor once wanted her to be part of the HOA and went shopping with her for an uniform, unfortunately this fell through as she took Kray-Tor hostage when police arrived and got into a gunfire and she wasn’t accepted into HOA anymore.

Cooch Cassidy [edit | edit source]

Kray-Tor and Cooch turned out to be long lost brothers and when they knew that they started to get close, even as far as Kray-Tor wanting to join Lost MC before the HOA was made. When Cooch passed away Kray-Tor was devastated.

Wednesday Mushkin[edit | edit source]

Kray-Tor and Wednesday are both HOA members and he has a crush on Wednesday and calls her his ”big titty goth girl,” when others point out he likes Wednesday he gets really shy and always denies it but he usually slips up into admitting it on accident a lot. He also tries to impress her but sometimes it can get a bit scuffed, like when the HOA were getting free repairs at QuickFix and he was trying to impress her with his beloved Bifta, someone started to carry him and got scuffed but Wednesday tried to help stop the scuff.

Ava Ridge - Dating[edit | edit source]

Kray-Tor met Ava after Wednesday introduced her and The Goths to him. Kray-Tor then introduced The Goths to molotovs, oxys, and marijuana which made a long lasting positive impression on Ava about Kray-Tor. This long lasting impression eventually developed into a mutual crush between the two, however Kray-Tor keeps denying his love interest on Ava and when that is brought up he firmly states that she is merely a friend. Ava was the first person to introduce LSD to Kray-Tor and the wonders of raving in secluded places.

Despite previously being adamant that they are just good friends. The two have also had movie nights together and on April 13th 2020, Kray-Tor gifted Ava a Dune Buggy, he has also expressed how much he cares for her, and that he is afraid to lose her. However, on April 18th 2020, Kray-Tor asked Ava to be his girlfriend and they officially started dating.

April 27th 2020 seemed like an average sort of day for Kray-Tor. Some light terrorism and anarchy, spending some time with his fellow HOA members and definitely not awkward macking on Ava. Unfortunately for Kray-Tor, it would not remain so average. The HOA and Kray-Tor attempted to do rob the jewellery store, however it had already been hit. The group were pulled over for a routine traffic stop, and ended up with arrested. After multiple attempted breaks from custody, the four of them were transported to Bolingbroke Penitentiary.

Ava and Kaleb Rush attempted to sabotage the prison transport and break the HOA out of custody; it failed. Subsequently, the duo were also sent to prison. While serving their time the police arrived to search the penitentiary for stolen police equipment, the members of the HOA and Ava began to run around the yard to frustrate the officers. Kray-Tor tackled Senior Officer TJ Mack. The officer was not happy about this, and beat Kray-Tor down with a flashlight.

Unarmed and angry, Ava began to punch the officer. She was warned to stop or else she would be shot. But, before she had a chance to back down she was shot by two officers with automatic assault rifles. Ava was sent to the Intensive Care Unit, and currently resides there in a comatose state.

Kray-Tor was filled with rage like he had never felt before, and began to plot his revenge on the Mack. Kray-Tor was overjoyed to discover that Mack is in a relationship with psychologist Thalia Hayes, and currently plans to reap his revenge on her. However, after taking Thalia hostage for a Paleto bank heist and spending more than 15 minutes with her, Kray-Tor decided the best revenge would be letting her live and have Mack continue to date her and deal with her non-stop nagging.

Lady Of The Lake - Vessel[edit | edit source]


In June 2020, the Lady of the Lake began performing miracles in and around Mirror Park Lake. These included healing Huckleberry Guthrie from horrific burns, and also placing Blaine's soul within Huck accidentally. Every time the Lady appeared in the lake, Kray-Tor would mysteriously disappear and awaken hours later wearing heavy makeup and having longer blue hair. These effects would last a day or two before fading away.

The Lady explained to Huck that Kray-Tor was being used as a vessel to contain her spirit, and the physical transformation Kray-Tor would go through to contain her would always leave behind temporary physical side effects. However, she warned him that spending too much time within him or performing too many miracles would leave more and more severe and long last effects, until one point Kray-Tor may be irreversibly left as a physical representation of her. Huck told everyone to hold off on summoning miracles, everyone except for Kray-Tor, who summoned the Lady to bring Daryl Dixon back from the brink of death on June 6th, 2020.

After The Lady disappeared into Mirror Park Lake with Daryl, Kray-Tor awoke in a nearby bush, fully transformed to resemble her. Although the previous transformations begin to fade after going to sleep, Kray-Tor awoke to find nothing has faded away.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • "Seez!"
  • "Unfuckable Slut!"
  • "Toodaloo!"
  • "Just another day in the HOA."
  • "Pay the man, Seez!"
  • "De fek?"
  • "DRL!"
  • "Heavens, no!"
  • "Yeah buddy!"
  • "Pussy man of soft ass!"
  • "It's pronounced 'Ma-Sheet' (Machete)!"
  • "I don't like it!"
  • "Niew."
  • "Wait, WHAT?"
  • "Goddamn lightning, AGAIN!"
  • "Senior Lieutenant Matt Joe of the HOA!"
  • "MEOW, BITCH!"
  • “AVA NO!”

Fun Facts[edit | edit source]

  • Has a stash house that used to be Michael Dias’ main house. It is in Stanley Wilkinson’s name.
  • Is an avid collector of shiny things.
  • Originally hated guns and refused to use them, but has recently fallen in love with shotguns.
  • Has a weakness for big tittie goth girls.
  • Is a confirmed Boomer, constantly confusing the people of Los Santos with obscure movie and television references.
  • Was originally repulsed by money and refused to use it, instead relying on bartering for goods and vehicles.
  • Spends most of his time being chased by the police through the mountains on his Doom Buggy.
  • Does not bathe, and wipes his ass by rubbing it along a grassy area - like a dog with worms.
  • Loves driving his Doom Buggy on the mountains, and dancing on Simba Rock he escapes from the cops.
  • His main partner in crime is Siz Fulker, who helped him out early on in his time in the city.
  • After a few months on NoPixel, Kray-Tor's full name was legally changed to a more generic name (Matt Joe), as his character's last name was "unrealistic".
  • He was meant to be a one-life perma character but when Spicy noticed that Kray-Tor made more money through his crimes than any other character he made, he decided to keep the character.
  • Easily one of the worst shooters in all of Los Santos.
  • Kray-Tor may be the vessel for the Lady of the Lake, Nimue du Lac. As every time she disappears, Kray-Tor wakes up with blue hair and blue make-up all over him.

Criminal Record[edit | edit source]


  • Accessory to Robbery x4 
  • Battery on a Peace Officer x1 
  • Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x5 
  • Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 2] x9 
  • Criminal Possession of a Taser x1 
  • Criminal Use of a Firearm x1 
  • Disobeying a Peace Officer x1 
  • Driving on a Suspended/Revoked License x3 
  • Evading x7 
  • Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x2 
  • Failure to Stop x1 
  • Grand Theft x2 
  • Grand Theft Auto x1 
  • Joyriding x6 
  • Misdemeanor Possession of Crack x1 
  • Operating a Motor Vehicle Without Proper Identification x1 
  • Receiving Stolen Property in the Third Degree x3 
  • Reckless Evading x30 
  • Resisting Arrest x14 
  • Robbery x34 
  • Third Degree Speeding x1 
  • Trespassing x2 
  • Unauthorized Operation of an Off-Road Vehicle x1 
  • Vandalism of Government Property x1

Drivers License: 15 Points (Valid)

Kray-Tor "Klips"[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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