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Kray-Tor Skullfonder (Matt Joe) is a character role-played by spicybackpain.

Background Information Edit

Kray-Tor Skullfonder (Matt Joe) is a thrill-seeking criminal in Los Santos. He is one of the OG’s of the HOA, with the title of Senior Lieutenant, and a jewelry store robbing, car chopping waste lander. His wasteland settlement was built on top of an old Blockbuster Video store, causing Kray-Tor's movie references and knowledge to end around the mid-2000's.
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Kray-Tor in his natural habitat.

Kray-Tor hails from the Northern Wastes, and came to Los Santos in search of gasoline and "shiny shit." He found both things almost immediately, and has become addicted to robbing the jewelry store.

He is known for leading the police into the hills strictly for the chase, which he feels is the best thing about committing a crime.

HOA Edit

While hiding from the police, Kray-Tor helped Siz Fulker obtain a security car for a patrol of Mirror Park. Not wanting to go to jail for hundreds of months (due to his massive debt), Kray-Tor volunteered himself to assist Siz with his HOA patrols. This was the first time Kray-Tor ever changed out of his classic outfit, and wound up dedicating all of his time toward building the HOA.

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Senior Lieutenant Matt Joe and Chief of the HOA Siz Fulker.

At the time, the full time HOA roster consisted solely of Siz, Denzel, Vivi and Zelda, so Kray-Tor was able to give himself any rank he pleased, which wound up being Senior Lieutenant. Kray-Tor is thankful that the HOA has made him feel like he has a purpose, instead of just robbing the jewelry store all the time.

Wife Knife Edit

Kray-Tor came to Los Santos with an ancient Skullfondler relic - his Wife Knife. Anyone who makes contact with it indirectly becomes one of his (already many) wives. There are currently five in Los Santos, all of which are on the police force.

The police force were determined to rid him of his knife, and incinerated it any time they managed to take it from him. Since the stores eventually stopped selling Machetes, he has been unable to take on any new brides.

QuotesEdit

  • "Seez"
  • "Toodaloo!"
  • "Just another day in the HOA."
  • "DARRYL!"
  • "Pussy man of soft ass!"
  • "It's pronounced 'Ma-Sheet' (Machete)"
  • "I never hold the butt of a gun. I hold the barrel."
  • "Well met!"
  • "Goddamn lightning, AGAIN!"
  • "Senior Lieutentant Matt Joe of the HOA!"
  • ”MEOW BITCH!”
  • “SWEET GENTLE SEEZ!”

Fun FactsEdit

  • Has a stash house that used to be Dias’s main house. It is in Stanley Wilkinson’s name.
  • Is an avid collector of shiny things.
  • Was originally repulsed by money and refused to use it, instead relying on bartering for goods and vehicles.
  • Spends most of his time being chased by the police through the mountains on his Doom Buggy.
  • Does not bathe, and wipes his ass by rubbing it along a grassy area - like a dog with worms.
  • Has began broadening his crimes to car chopping, house robbing, and bank robberies. (After his repeated "smash and grab" style of jewelry store robberies, without allowing adequate cop response time.)
  • Loves driving his Doom Buggy on the mountains, and dancing on Simba Rock he escapes from the cops.
  • His main partner in crime is Siz Fulker, who helped him out early on in his time in the city.
  • After a few months on NoPixel, Kray-Tor's full name was legally changed to a more generic name (Matt Joe), as his character's last name was "unrealistic".
  • Meant to be a one-life perma character.
  • Easily one of the worst shooters in all of Los Santos.

Criminal RecordEdit

Violent
Theft
  • Accessory to Robbery x4 
  • Battery on a Peace Officer x1 
  • Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x5 
  • Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 2] x9 
  • Criminal Possession of a Taser x1 
  • Criminal Use of a Firearm x1 
  • Disobeying a Peace Officer x1 
  • Driving on a Suspended/Revoked License x3 
  • Evading x7 
  • Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x2 
  • Failure to Stop x1 
  • Grand Theft x2 
  • Grand Theft Auto x1 
  • Joyriding x6 
  • Misdemeanor Possession of Crack x1 
  • Operating a Motor Vehicle Without Proper Identification x1 
  • Receiving Stolen Property in the Third Degree x3 
  • Reckless Evading x30 
  • Resisting Arrest x14 
  • Robbery x34 
  • Third Degree Speeding x1 
  • Trespassing x2 
  • Unauthorized Operation of an Off-Road Vehicle x1 
  • Vandalism of Government Property x1

Drivers License: 15 Points (Valid)

Kray-Tor Klips Edit

GalleryEdit

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