Kevin Whipaloo

Kevin Whipaloo
Status	Active
Aliases	Kevin Snitchaloo Billy (w/ Eugene) Kevin Suck-a-dood Mr. Big Boss Man Kev/Kevo
Relatives	Eugene Zuckerberg (Surrogate Grandfather)
Biographical Information
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Age	25
Place of Birth	February 15th, 1994
Nationality	American
Relationship Information
Relationship Status	Single
Faction Information
Other Affiliation	Marlowe Vineyard Burger Shot Diamond Resort and Casino
Employment Information
Business Name	Burger Shot Diamond Resort and Casino
Occupation	Head Manager at Burger Shot Floor Manager at Diamond Resort And Casino
Role-player Information
Played By	sodapoppin
Characters	Tappy Nippers

Kevin Whipaloo manages the Burger Shot & Marlowe Vineyard, he is also a Floor Manager at Diamond Resort and Casino. He is role-played by sodapoppin.

Bio

Recently moved to the city because he was being bullied by his own town and felt that his reputation was so far down in the gutter that there was no hope in saving it. The best option for him was to move to a different city. Also types a lot of run-on sentences.

Whimsical days

Within the first hour of Kevin's arrival to Los Santos, he made the mistake of yellow-booking Arush Patel "Speedy" Santana (a fledgling Vagos member at the time) as a tour guide, and unknowingly coerced into slinging crack cocaine, and wearing Vagos colors in The Families' territory. A shootout between Speedy and two Families gangsters ensued. Speedy was injured, and Kevin was then kidnapped, robbed, and abandoned on the beach by the Families members.

Kevin immediately called the police and snitched after the ordeal.

Post financial crash

After his misadventures in Los Santos, he fell into a deep depression which culminated in him paying a crack whore to have sex with him. He accidentally knocked her up and she gave birth to a boy, whom they named Kevin Whipaloo Jr.

Shortly after this incident, Kevin Whipaloo left his infant son and went off into the sunset to find another place where he could make an honest living. After the financial crash, Kevin was recruited by Dean Watson to manage the Burger Shot, which later become somewhat of a kingpin after making so much money off Burger Shot and allegedly selling off human meat in their burgers, he even has the police in his payroll which Kevin refers to as a "sponsor" making the police prefer not to arrest him because he is the main donator of their budget. Kevin also owns/manages the Marlowe Vineyard. After seeing how well Kevin manages Burger Shot, Dean recruited Kevin to become the floor manager of Diamond Resort and Casino

Trivia

• His unwitting disposition often leads him into criminal situations, despite constantly stating he wishes to live an honest life.
• Due to his severe social anxiety, Kevin tends to spill the beans on himself and everyone around him upon questioning (sometimes without question), earning him the nickname Kevin Snitchaloo.

Quotes

• "I'm really stressed out."
• "I have severe social anxiety!"
• "I'm not a snitch!"
• "Ah Jeez"
• "I just wanted to live an honest life, free of crime."
• "I'm trying to make an honest living."
• "You're not recording, are you?"
• "What? I didn't say anything, what?"
• "Unlucky. / That's unfortunate."
• "Honest wine, Zero Crime."
• "You know what's really out there? Opportunity!"
• "That's a low blow"
• "I love you! - oh never mind"
• "Eat a burger, don't do murder #dab."
• "Instead of murder, eat a burger *dab*"
• "*Cough* It's me, Kevin!"
• "I'm not poor!"

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