Kevin Whipaloo is a character role-played by sodapoppin.

General Description

Kevin Whipaloo, also known as "Kevin" manages the Burger Shot & Marlowe Vineyard, he is also a Floor Manager at Diamond Resort and Casino.

Early life

Kevin Whipaloo made the decision to move to Los Santos earlier on in his life as he was being bullied in his old town and felt that his reputation was so far down the gutter that there was no hope of saving it. Therefore, the best option for him was to move to a different city.

Whimsical days

Within the first hour of Kevin's arrival to Los Santos, he made the mistake of yellow-booking Arush Patel "Speedy" Santana (a fledgling Vagos member at the time) as a tour guide, and unknowingly coerced into slinging crack cocaine, and wearing Vagos colors in The Families' territory. A shootout between Speedy and two Families gangsters ensued. Speedy was injured, and Kevin was then kidnapped, robbed, and abandoned on the beach by the Families members.

Kevin immediately called the police and snitched after the ordeal.

Post financial crash

After his misadventures in Los Santos, he fell into a deep depression which culminated in him paying a crack whore to have sex with him. He accidentally knocked her up and she gave birth to a boy, whom they named Kevin Whipaloo Jr.

Shortly after this incident, Kevin Whipaloo left his infant son and went off into the sunset to find another place where he could make an honest living. After the financial crash, Kevin Whipaloo Jr was recruited by Dean Watson to manage the Burger Shot, which later become somewhat of a kingpin after making so much money off Burger Shot and allegedly selling off human meat in their burgers, he even has the police in his payroll which Kevin refers to as a "sponsor" making the police prefer not to arrest him because he is the main donator of their budget. Kevin also owns/manages the Marlowe Vineyard. After seeing how well Kevin manages Burger Shot, Dean recruited Kevin to become the floor manager of Diamond Resort and Casino.


  • His unwitting disposition often leads him into criminal situations, despite constantly stating he wishes to live an honest life.
  • Due to his severe social anxiety, Kevin tends to spill the beans on himself and everyone around him upon questioning (sometimes without question), earning him the nickname Kevin Snitchaloo.
  • Has Arachnophobia. Whilst putting on his seatbelt (in the process of driving at high speeds) he noticed a spider on his steering wheel and leapt from his vehicle at 100+ mph onto the highway.
  • Also referred to as "Kevin Cripaloo" as a mocking nickname.


  • "I'm really stressed out."
  • "I have severe social anxiety!"
  • "I'm not a snitch!"
  • "Ah Jeez"
  • "I just wanted to live an honest life, free of crime."
  • "I'm trying to make an honest living."
  • "You're not recording, are you?"
  • "What? I didn't say anything, what?"
  • "Unlucky. / That's unfortunate."
  • "Honest wine, Zero Crime."
  • "You know what's really out there? Opportunity!"
  • "That's a low blow"
  • "I love you! - oh never mind"
  • "Eat a burger, don't do murder #dab."
  • "Instead of murder, eat a burger *dab*"
  • "*Cough* It's me, Kevin!"
  • "I'm not poor!"
  • "I jumped out of a car going 200mph, its not a big deal don't make it a big deal"


Played By: sodapoppin
Characters: Kevin WhipalooTappy Nippers
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