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Jordan Steele is a character role-played by Penta.

Background Information Edit

Jordan Steele is an Officer for the LSPDBadge #405.

Before he was an officer, he was the official parking enforcer and security guard at Pillbox Medical. He's known for having a foul mouth, which oftentimes has left him stabbed, beaten, lit on fire, or having his tow truck blown up for impounding a criminal's illegally parked car. He was rather serious about his job and was even willing to impound the cars of doctors, EMS, and other staff members if they weren't parked appropriately.

In his past, Jordan had a drug addiction where he basically injected everything known to man, which led to him stabbing his wife and leaving her in a lake to die for throwing out his stash. Due to this, he has strictly sworn against the usage of drugs and now holds AA meetings.

Before becoming a police officer he was normally found standing in front of Pillbox with his hands on his waist or patrolling the city in his tow truck to catch crime or impound illegally parked cars.

He became a cadet of Los Santos Police Department on August 13, 2019.

He was promoted to full officer of the Los Santos Police Department on September 24, 2019.

Parking Task Force Edit

On November 20, 2019, Officer Steele became the Commissioner of the LSPD Parking Task Force (PTF), appointed by Sergeant Brittany Angel. Officer Steele replaces Sergeant Owen Svensen, who no longer wanted the position. Officer Kyle Pred will also work with him on the PTF.

Light vs Dark Path Edit

Jordan usually finds himself battling on his decisions due to both the injustices he faces, and the want to reform himself and keep his integrity. When treated poorly by both his coworkers and the police, he usually finds solace in contacting "Steven", who is actually Bovice. This puts him in the position of either joining the life of crime, or sticking to his dream of becoming a cop.

Recent Events Edit

On November 30, 2019, Officer Steele went to the prison to talk to his "dad" Tony Andrews. He told everyone that Deputy Michael Dias was his "best friend" and vowed to find his killer. Sgt. Brittany Angel and senior officer Emily Reinhart were upset at jordan and chased him to his police cruiser. They then violently beat his vehicle with prison pool sticks. Sgt. Angel was "accidentally" hit by his vehicle, and she opened fire as he fled the scene.

Forcer Incident Edit

Later that day, Officer Steele was issued 15 strike points by Assistant Chief Olivia Copper. Steele, who was upset over a botched sting operation, went to speak to Sgt. Angel at Pillbox medical. Upon arrival he asked Deputy Forcer where he could find Angel. When she hesitated to reply, he mocked the death of Deputy Dias.

Jordan accused his fellow officers of ignoring him and failing to provide backup. Meanwhile, Forcer used a taser and popped all of the tires on his police cruiser. When Steele returned to his car he tried to drive away, but "lost control" and crashed into Forcer. While receiving treatment Forcer told Copper that she tased one of Steele's tires and he ran her over.

Copper was irate and chased Steele down and issued 15 strike points to him without hearing his side. She also informed Steele that officers may only receive 30 strike points before they are suspended. Jordan was devastated about the 15 points, and believes everyone in the police department is against him. He later signed off of duty and went to work at his parking lot.

Downward Spiral Edit

Jordan got extremely drunk, and accidentally ran over his wife Jean (sending her to the ICU) and fled the scene. He feels as though the PD is biased against him. His new girlfriend, Nettie picked him up in her car and they talked of moving to Arizona to sell turquoise together. He ended up at Pillbox medical and got into a drunken fight with Kelly and was arrested by Bo Tucker. Jordan ended his night in the drunk tank at MRPD. The future is now uncertain for Officer Steele.

Sober Edit

Jordan awoke in the MRPD drunk tank, he was met by his "dad" Andrews. He reluctantly admitted that he hit Forcer with his cruiser, after she popped all of his tires. Andrews told Jordan he was disappointed, and he wants Jordan to be nicer and start taking responsibility for his actions. Jordan decided to go back to his roots by driving his tow truck for the day. He went to a car drifting event and saw Forcer, the two then apologized to each other. However, Forcer stormed off when Steele accused her of being emotional because she's a woman.

Undefeated Court Record Edit

As an officer, Jordan is often the target of litigation by people he arrest or interacts with. Despite complaints, demands for bench trials, and often frivolous lawsuits Jordan is undefeated in the courtroom. According to Chief Justice Dennis LaBarre, Jordan is actually 44-0 in court in total cases he has won.

Wins Edit

  1. Shady Grady † - 08/15/2019
  2. Kenneth Ruger † - 08/29/2019
  3. David Chris - 09/03/2019
  4. Gordon Parks - 09/09/2019
  5. Jayce Wyatt - 09/17/2019 
  6. Andre Xavier - 09/18/2019
  7. Vinny Pistone - 09/18/2019 51-50
  8. David Chris (Appeal) - 09/20/2019
  9. Matthew Payne (Civil Suit) - 10/02/2019 (Dropped by Payne)
  10. Ravi Ollie - 10/03/2019
  11. Maxy Mersion - 10/03/2019
  12. Shady Grady † - 10/05/2019
  13. Jerry Callow - 10/05/2019 
  14. Mike Skunt - 10/05/2019
  15. Mia Mersion - 10/10/2019  
  16. Taran Raid & Chasity Dawes (Class Action) - 10/12/2019
  17. Kayden Steele - 10/13/2019 (Dropped by Kayden)
  18. The Rickys (James Apeller, Savannah Castillo, Pepe Silvia) - 10/29/2019
  19. Davey Doherty - 10/29/2019
  20. Ella Snow - 11/11/2019
  21. Ryan Parker / Penny Moore - 11/13/2019
  22. Tommy Cruizer - 11/13/2019
  23. Gomer Colton - 11/24/2019
  24. Kai Lumen - 11/24/2019
  25. Ryan Kindle - 11/28/2019
  26. Kenneth Ruger † - 11/29/2019
  27. Sal Rosenberg - 12/06/2019
  28. Harold Ferguson - 12/08/2019

Relationships Edit

Family Edit

Jean Short Edit

Jean Short is Jordan's first wife. Their first encounter was during her uprising singing career, where Jordan offered to become her manager under false promises. This quickly transitioned into an abusive relationship where Jordan would take all of the profit, beat, stab, gaslight, and create rumors about her being a crackwhore. Having enough of his behavior, Jean dumped Jordan's drugs into a lake, which led to her being stabbed and disappearing for months. She eventually returned to become an EMS at Pillbox, discovering Jordan was now married to Kayden, and relented into joining a polyamorous relationship.

Kayden Dell'Anno Edit

Kayden was originally Jordan's lawyer, to which he literally told her one day "we're dating now" and she somehow agreed. She's often loudmouthed, abrasive, and abusive towards Jordan, constantly assuming he's cheating on her with multiple women and with Brenda Pancake. Because of her jealousy and generally psychotic nature, she usually beats, waterboards him with gasoline, or pulls a gun to his head when upset. She currently assists him with towing and raising their adopted son.

Chips Ahoy Edit

Chips is Jordan's adopted son, though because of recent lies, he now believes he's Jordan's biological son and is also under the impression that he is an albino. Because of this, you can often find him carrying an umbrella around to avoid damaging his skin. Chips is usually a victim of Jordan's verbal abuse and often has his crack stolen by him to be flushed down a toilet or consumed for himself. On Friday 20, September Jordan led a raid on Chips "mountain" after being tipped off by his wife Jean, resulting in the seizure of 10 x 50g bricks of cocaine, 40 x 5g bags of cocaine, and 920 x crack rocks, The LSPD's largest drug bust to date.

Kyle Pred

Officer Pred and Jordan became friends quickly during police academy. They share similar interest including insulting and verbally destroying others and apprehending criminals. They often work as partners on the force and have perfected the tandem beating tactical maneuver. Pred and Steele always have each others back and are brothers since Tony Andrews is now their father.

Tony Andrews Edit

Trooper Andrews is Jordan's superior officer and takes a special interest in Jordan. He initially was frustrated with Jordan because of the complaints he'd get from women in the city. Andrews decided to force Steele and Pred to do bike patrol instead they went and empowered women at the hospital. Ultimately, Andrews decided that all Jordan and Pred needed was a father figure. Now he makes them call him "Daddy" and tries to make them better cops. Andrews disciplines his "sons" with tough love that usually involves yelling and brutal ass beatings.

Torah Andrews Edit

Torah is now the mother of adopted sons Jordan Steele and Kyle Pred

Civilians Edit

Brenda Pancake Edit

Brenda is Jordan's best friend, since she's technically his only friend aside from Boba. She's often nice and supportive, and will occasionally assist with parking enforcement or serving as a witness to Jordan's daily stabbings. Their relationship tends to become estranged when she's unwilling to provide a report to an officer in order to protect a criminal, or when making a conversation about herself while not owning up to her behavior.

Boba Stone Edit

Boba is Jordan's other friend, who now assists him with parking. He's been given the title of "Parking Demigod" after proving himself worthy enough to protect the Hospital's lot. He's bubbly, and usually gets along well with Jordan despite how crude Jordan tends to be.

Serge Cross Edit

Dr. Cross, affectionately known to Jordan as "Boss Cross" hired Jordan to enforce parking justice at Pillbox. He always treats Jordan kindly and helps when there is a problem at the hospital. He is one of the people that Jordan respects and trust the most in the city.

Jerry Callow Edit

Jordan met attorney Jerry Callow at the police station and immediately noticed something was strange about him. Jerry always seemed nervous and oddly soft spoken. At the time there was a reported predator on the loose in Mirror Park. Jordan used his superior detective skills to deduce that Jerry Callow is the Mirror Park Predator. Now the whole city calls Jerry a predator.

Grimoire "Gremlin" Hauttogs Edit

While working as a tow truck driver Jordan encountered a maniacal criminal known as Gremlin. Jordan wanted her banned from Pillbox because she shot a gun and blew up his tow truck. His request were ignored and she returned and kidnapped him. Gremlin would then force Jordan to smoke crack and do crime. Distraught and high out of his mind, Jordan eventually jumped from a rooftop but managed to survive.[1] He occasionally runs into her while on duty as a cop but never forgot what she did to him. He refers to her as "Hotdogs" based on her last name.

Police Officers Edit

Vladimir Raven Edit

Chief Raven is usually very supportive of Jordan and encourages him to continue doing good police work. He requested that Pred and Steele teach their tandem beating tactic it to the entire police force.

Lauren Forcer Edit

Deputy Forcer and Officer Steele met in academy. Jordan would often make playful jokes about her hair. In return Forcer would punch or report him. While Forcer was on a leave of absence, Jordan encountered a killer who is infatuated with Forcer named Miguel Mejorz He learned of his obsession with Forcer and gathered intel which could someday help stop him.

Olivia Copper Edit

Former Assistant Chief, Olivia Copper, is one of Jordan's superiors in the police department. Copper often collects complaints about Jordan from angry civilians and other police officers. She typically sides with the complainant without hearing Steele's explanation. She issued 15 strike points to Officer Steele for hitting Deputy Forcer at Pillbox Medical. She then said that at 30 points he will be suspended, and advised him to "man up."

Brittany Angel Edit

Sgt. Angel was one of the FTO's that trained Officer Steele and tested his knowledge of SOPs during his final exam. She always questioned his abilities and warned him about his behavior. Despite her concerns, she often uses Jordan to gather intel on gangs. Jordan respects her commitment to the job and often asks her for advice. She reported Officer Steele to Copper on the night Deputy Forcer tased all his tires, and he hit her with his police cruiser.

Emily Reinhart Edit

Jordan and Reinhart have a long history of tension since his towing days at the hospital. Reinhart would often collect complaints and try to get Jordan fired from the hospital. She now secretly attempts to sabotage his police career, and often reports him to superior officers. They have never officially addressed their personal issues.

Bo Tucker Edit

Bo was a part of the same graduating class as Jordan. The two had a rocky start as Tucker went on a date with Jordan's wife Jean. Bo and Jordan remained amicable and worked well together. However, Tucker would often go behind Jordan's back and complain about him. He told superior officers that Jordan hit Jean with a car while off duty. He then arrested Jordan at Pillbox medical for public intoxication.

Side Romances Edit

In addition to his two wives, Jordan has many girlfriends across the city. He is always looking for more mistresses and potential wives. Still he claims to love his current wives very much and would "never" cheat on them. Some of his other romantic interest include:

Thalia Hayes Edit

Jordan contacted therapist Thalia Hayes seeking counseling for his abusive relationships with his wives. He told Thalia about Kayden's violent temper and his troubles with Jean and his drug addicted son Chips. Thalia was caring and understanding and she massaged his body to relax him. The two would eventually start dating and have occasional sex in a bush, now they rarely speak.

Violet Noreguarde Edit

Former Azteca member Violet would often flirt with Jordan while on duty calling him "Papi." Jordan saw this as an opportunity to to pursue her and gave her keys to his hotel room. They ended up having a sexual affair and Violet told him and the city that she was pregnant. She eventually admitted that she was never pregnant and was trying to scam him.

Nettie Machete Edit

EMS worker Nettie Machete was always friendly and helpful to Jordan as a tow driver and police officer. Jordan took an interest in her once she started dating Jerry Callow. Now Jordan wants Nettie for himself and hopes to cuck Jerry. However, Nettie has a dominant personality and does not put up with Jordan's antics (which he finds extremely hot). Nettie and Jordan have since agreed to run away to Arizona together, to sell handmade turquoise jewelry.

Mr. Chang Edit

Jordan was once romantically tied to Mr. Chang. The two used to be lovers when Jordan was a tow truck driver and they almost got married. Chang also claims to have had sex with Jean as well. Although they no longer are romantically tied they remain friends and sometimes flirt with each other.

Steele Family Parking Lot Edit

Jordan and his wife Kayden are co-owners of Steele Family Parking & Impound Lot. The lot is located at Garage Q and is officially owned by the Steele's and acknowledged by The State. Chief Justice Dennis LaBarre issued a warning that any criminal activity will be met swiftly. Despite this announcement by The State, citizens continually harass, ignore and attack Kayden and those working for her at the lot. They continue working to establish the business.

Staff: Edit

Quotes Edit

  • "Damn! Damn! Damn!"
  • "Damn drugs, damn!"
  • "Oh, how the turns have tabled."
  • "Brenda, you bitch!"
  • "Are you lying to your pap plap?"
  • "You don't know how hard my life is! I have two wives and a son!"
  • "Sir. Sir! Sir, can you please not park there?" (fifteen seconds prior to being stabbed)
  • "Brenda! Brenda call the cops!" (usually after being stabbed)
  • "I don't talk about that. Not after what happened."
  • "Hey, Sugar Ass. Honey Ass. Ass Ass."
  • "Enforcing the lawl by the books!"
  • "Hams! Hams! Hams! Show me your Hams!"
  • "I'm going to hammer that ass!"
  • "If you wait long enough, Steele always melts."
  • "There's no metal harder than Steele!"

Fun Facts Edit

  • Jordan is also known as "El Loco" and created the Latin Kings gang while in prison.
  • Despite him coming off as rude, Jordan becomes extremely polite if someone is willing to move their car without a second warning.
  • Jordan is a pathological liar.
  • Jordan is usually never the first person to swing in an altercation, which often leads to him being downed.
  • He forces Jean to only smoke cigarettes and drink water because he thinks she's overweight despite her ribs prodding out through her skin.
  • He used to have a crush on Brenda.
  • Fought in a war in the Middle East, which side you may ask. That doesn't matter.
  • Got bitten by K9 Trooper Fenton while on duty
  • Refers to Kyle Pred as his brother and Tony Andrews as his daddy
  • Known for his ability to empower women
  • Refers to the bike rack at Pillbox Medical as an art piece titled: "A World Without Bikes"

Gallery Edit

References Edit

  1. https://clips.twitch.tv/PhilanthropicGiftedEmuOneHand
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