Joe Caine is a cocaine kingpin roleplayed by cyr.

Background Edit

Owner of the Marlowe Vineyard and the Tuner Shop with business partner, Otto Delmar, they run the cocaine business, and other black market goods behind their business fronts.

He frequently goes for long vacations in Spain and Italy, and he is particularly bad at shooting.

Personality Edit

Upon first meeting with Joe, he is seen coming across as a pushover, and a regularly normal, good guy. Around the general public, he is a business man who owns the winery in the hills, and seen recruiting people around the city to work for him. Joe is not afraid to announce to others about his business or the amount of money the name has on it.

"I own a ten million dollar corporation up in Vinewood hills!" - Joe Caine, to everyone.

Around close associates and friends, however, Joe is seen to have a much more darker side to him.

Behind the vineyards business front, he is a undercover criminal with borderline psychopathic tendencies which makes people immediately cautious of him. People would shy away from him because of his direct connection to cocaine, and because of this, it makes him one of the most feared people in Los Santos (second to Otto Delmar) as they don't want to lose their only source to cocaine.

Because Joe doesn't trust anyone other than Otto, he has admitted that he doesn't have any friends in the city while he is gone, which Otto then later agreed.

Premium Deluxe Motorsports Edit

Joe used to work at the dealership under Vinny Pistone.

Cocaine Business Edit

Marlowe Vineyards is a winery business to the public, but it's a legal-front for their cocaine enterprise that is run by Joe and Otto Delmar.

Joe is one of the prominent members of the criminal underground, his operations only being known by a select few people. To everyone else, including the police, he is a legitimate business man who owns and runs the Winery.

Joe is one of the most connected and wealthiest men in the city because of his direct connect to cocaine.

He is totally loyal to Otto and will follow his decisions even if they may not be good ones.

War with the Leanbois Edit

The Leanbois heard about cocaine being sold around Los Santos, and were intrigued about it. That proceeded them to meet Otto Delmar and Joe Caine who provided them all with cocaine.

But there was some instant lack of trust and animosity. Which eventually resulted in the death of Jaclyn "Jackie" Hyde (Otto's girlfriend) who was killed by Buddha and Saab

Otto retaliated by kidnapping and shooting and planting large amounts of cocaine and guns on Saab along with Joe Caine, Frankie & Yung Dab. Although he tried to reason with to and the rest, he did not participate in shooting of Saab but witnessed it.

Leanbois retaliated through, shooting up Otto & Joe as they were meant to try resolve their issues with Otto and Avonmeeting face to face to discuss everything, which neither really had any intentions of doing so.

Everything died down, and no one had retaliated to each other. But there seemed to be a lot of animosity still and still trying to bad mouth each other to others.

Otto started doing security for the Vanilla Unicorn, which the Leanbois & Vagos were trying to attack to cause more of a neutral ground, as it is ran by The Families and they didn't consider that neutral.

This resulted in Leanbois and Speedy kidnapping Joe because the Leanbois and Vagos didn't like Otto involvement, so they held him and threatened to kill unless Otto pays them $150,000. Which he did, through seven bricks of Cocaine.

Criminal Record Edit

Joe Caine has no criminal record. He is one of the few active members of the community without a scratch on his record.

Quotes Edit

  • "You just fucked with 10 billion dollars!"
  • "Honest Wine Zero Crime"

Sound Cloud Edit

  1. Kevin Doesn't Know (Instrumental)
  2. Kevin Doesn't Know (Honest Wine, Zero Crime)

Trivia Edit

  • before becoming Joe Caine, in the "old server" Joe Caine use to be Joe Kerr a serial killer.
  • Joe is a terrible shot (1) - he surrounds himself with people who do the shooting for him.
  • Whenever he comes back into the city, Joe usually tells people that he was in Italy getting his 'shlong nobbed on.'
  • He is often heard bragging about how much money he has in the bank.
  • Nowadays, he is usually seen riding around on a bike.
  • Otto Delemar is Joe's best friend
  • Joe dropping bars

Gallery Edit

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