Joe Caine is a character roleplayed by cyr.

Background Information Edit

Joe Caine and Otto Delmar are co-owners of the Marlowe Vineyard and the Tuner Shop; using these businesses as a front for distributing cocaine and other black market goods.

Joe used to work at Premium Deluxe Motorsport under Vinny Pistone.

He frequently goes for long vacations in Spain and Italy, and he is particularly bad at shooting.

Personality Edit

Upon first meeting with Joe, he comes across as a pushover; a run-of-the-mill normal, good guy. Around the general public, he is just a businessman who owns the winery in the hills, and can be seen recruiting people around the city to work for him. Joe is not afraid to let others about his business, or the amount of money the name has on it.

"I own a ten million dollar corporation up in Vinewood Hills!" - Joe Caine, to everyone.

Around close associates and friends, however, Joe is seen to have a much darker side to him.

In truth, Joe is an undercover criminal with borderline psychopathic tendencies, making people immediately cautious of him. People would shy away from him, because of his direct connection to cocaine. His true personality, and his cocaine distribution business, makes him one of the most feared people in Los Santos (second to Otto Delmar.)

As Joe doesn't trust anyone other than Otto, he has admitted that he doesn't have any friends in the city while he is gone (which Otto then later agreed on.) He is completely loyal to Otto, and will always follow his decisions, even if they may not be good ones.

General Information Edit

Cocaine Business Edit

Marlowe Vineyards is a winery business to the public, but in truth it's a legal business front for Joe and Otto's cocaine enterprise.

Joe is one of the prominent and well connected members of the criminal underground, his operations only being known by a select few people. To everyone else, including the police, he is a legitimate businessman.

War with the Leanbois Edit

The Leanbois heard about cocaine being sold around Los Santos, and were intrigued about it. That preceded them meeting Otto Delmar and Joe Caine, who provided the gang with cocaine.

There was some instant lack of trust and animosity, and eventually resulted in the death of Jaclyn "Jackie" Hyde (Otto's girlfriend) by the hands of Buddha and Saab. Otto, alongside Joe, Frankie, and Yung Dab retaliated; they kidnapped, shot, and planted large amounts of cocaine and guns on Saab. Although he tried to reason with the others, he did not participate in the shooting of Saab, but he did bear witness to it. Leanbois sought revenge for Saab; shooting up Otto and Joe. 

They were meant to try to resolve their issues, having Otto and Avon meet face-to-face to discuss everything; but neither really had any intentions of doing so. Eventually, everything died down, and they each stayed clear of one another. However, there still seemed to be a lot of animosity, and rumors of slanderous things involving each other being said.

Otto started doing security for the Vanilla Unicorn, which the Leanbois and Vagos were attacking, attempting to sway it to more of a neutral ground. (At the time, it was run by The Families, and they didn't consider the strip club as neutral territory.) This lead to the Leanbois and Speedy kidnapping Joe, because the Leanbois and Vagos didn't like Otto's involvement. They held Joe, and threatened to kill him, unless Otto paid them $150,000. Otto compiled with equal payment in the form of seven bricks of cocaine.

Criminal Record Edit


Joe Caine has no criminal record.

Quotes Edit

  • "You just fucked with 10 billion dollars!"
  • "Honest Wine Zero Crime."

SoundCloud Edit

  1. Kevin Doesn't Know (Instrumental)
  2. Kevin Doesn't Know (Honest Wine, Zero Crime)

Clips Edit

  1. Joe dropping bars
  2. Joe tries to shoot Ziggy

Fun Facts Edit

  • In the "old server" Joe Caine used to be Joe Kerr - a serial killer.
  • Is a terrible shot [1] - he surrounds himself with people who do the shooting for him.
  • Whenever he comes back into the city, he usually tells people that he was in Italy getting his 'shlong nobbed on.'
  • Often heard bragging about how much money he has in the bank.
  • Usually seen riding around on a bicycle.
  • Otto Delmar is Joe's best friend.

Gallery Edit

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