Jeffrey Bundy is a character role-played by OccamsSabre.
General Description[]
Jeffrey Bundy is a Ranger Sergeant for the San Andreas State Park Rangers, Badge #251.
He was previously the Assistant Chief of Police for the Vinewood Police Department, Badge #451, and the Founder and one of the Chief of Detectives for the Street Crimes Unit, and before that was a Dispatch FTO for the Los Santos Police Dispatch, call-sign Delta-5.
Personality[]
Bundy is known for keeping a cool head at all times. He can easily lead a situation and keep an overview, even though he has no problems stepping back and letting others lead. During his time in High Command, he had always had an open ear for the problems of other officers, becoming known as the "Shift 2 Dad." He is very good at writing reports, collecting evidence, and winning court cases. He also loves responding to random 911 calls.
In his personal life, Bundy has lived with immense darkness and has overcome many struggles. He is extremely protective and stands up for the ones he loves. He would be the one staying aboard the ship to steward people to safety as it sank.
Bundy usually keeps a positive rapport with everyone he meets, whether a civilian or a criminal. As such, he has earned the respect of some of the largest criminals in the city as a Police Officer, such as the leaders of Chang Gang, Natural Born Crackheads, and The Stable, as well as many citizens across San Andreas, from business owners to fast food workers.
Although those that do not know him think he is very serious in demeanor, Bundy is often playful, and petty. He enjoys pulling pranks, especially on the clowns, or on the elderly menaces of the city. Bundy has come to accept that no matter what he does, he will be heavily criticized; so he does what he wants, with little to no care of what others think of him.
Since no longer being under the crushing weight of High Command, Bundy has fully let loose and has become unhinged and unfiltered, meaning he no longer has to be careful with his words or playing politics with others.
Background Information[]
Born and raised in Virginia, Jeffrey Bundy regularly scored C's and D's during his high school years, and he didn't have many options upon graduation. He eventually managed to secure employment in the government in Liberty City. He first worked as a Fireman from 2012 to 2014, then as a Police Dispatcher until 2018, where he was then hired to the Police Department, and worked his way up to the rank of Captain.
During his time as Captain, Bundy, along with most other commanding members of the police force, were notorious for taking bribes from criminals, scamming money off the top of drug busts, and taking advantage of the pimps they arrested. During this time, Bundy's younger brother, Johnny, wanted to imitate him. As the self-described "fuck-up" of the family, Bundy saw that his "shining star" brother, who excelled throughout his school years, wanted to follow in his footsteps and join the Police Department as well. Bundy pulled a few strings on behalf of his brother, and Johnny passed his Academy with flying colors, though he was more proficient with academics than practicals.
One day, Bundy led a SWAT operation on a notorious trap house (or "crack den") after his brother learned of their existence. Having beat down and detained the suspects surrounding the house, the SWAT team ripped up the floorboards and turned the house upside-down in search of illegal drugs. Upon searching the back room, they realized that the wall was false and tore it down, revealing heaps of paper cash. The $800,000 that was found was loaded into a large sack and instructed, by Bundy, to be carried out to the car by his younger brother. One of the apprehended suspects, however, saw his brother carrying the money out, and spread this throughout the gang.
Unbeknownst to his brother, the trap house was well known throughout the criminal underground, with many police officers receiving bribes to look the other way. Some time after the raid, Bundy's brother was sitting in his police cruiser at a traffic stop when members of the same gang pulled up beside him. Upon identifying him, the owners of the trap house shot him. He was pronounced dead on scene, and buried three days later.
Since it was Bundy's call for his brother to have carried out that money, and his decision to follow his brother's lead, Bundy blamed himself. Riddled with guilt, Bundy went back to the trap house two days after the funeral, and found the man who had witnessed his brother on the day of the raid, and who pulled the trigger five days before. With little thought, Bundy put a shotgun to his throat, and pulled the trigger. Emptying the entire shotgun, as well as half of his pistol magazine, Bundy executed three gang members before leaving, as vengeance for his brother.
An Internal Affairs investigation was launched, as well as an official investigation from the District Attorney's Office. Officially, it was ruled that Bundy's entry was unlawful, but based on a good-faith belief that there would be contraband located within. Unofficially, Bundy was faced with the choice of early retirement or prosecution. He was officially honorably discharged from the police department, with no criminal allegations pressed against him, and relocated back to Virginia.
Back in his hometown, Bundy fell further down a dark path and developed an addiction to drugs and alcohol. One day, he awoke and discovered his then girlfriend, dead, in their bed. She had overdosed sometime during the night while Bundy was too high and drunk to have realized or done anything about it. Overcome with grief once again, Bundy decided to turn his life around and later ventured to Los Santos in search of rejoining the police force again. Bundy promised himself he would do better, be better, and strive to be a good and moral Police Officer, like his younger brother once was.
Notable Events[]
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Momentous Dates within the Government[]
Unified Police Department[]
Rank | Insignia | Note | Date | |
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Applicant | - | Interviewed with Senior Officer Toretti and Sergeant Angel [1] | March 6th, 2021 | |
Cadet | Hired to the BCSO; Badge #543 [2] | March 8th, 2021 | ||
Passed Academy [3] | March 28th, 2021 | |||
Solo Cadet | Solo Certified; Badge #643 [4] | April 21st, 2021 | ||
Officer | Transferred to the LSPD; Promoted to Officer; Badge #451 [5] | May 15th, 2021 | ||
Appointed as a Detective in the MCD | June 17th, 2021 | |||
Senior Officer | Promoted to Senior Officer [6] | July 2nd, 2021 | ||
FTO Certified | July 22nd, 2021 | |||
MCD Disbanded | July 28th, 2021 | |||
Sergeant | Promoted to Sergeant [7] | August 8th, 2021 | ||
Appointed as Head of SCU [8] | ||||
Lieutenant | Promoted to Lieutenant [9] | October 8th, 2021 | ||
SWAT Certified | October 28th, 2021 | |||
K9 Cross-Certified; Handler for Watson | November 6th, 2021 | |||
FTI Certified [10] | November 23rd, 2021 | |||
Captain | Promoted to Captain [11] | December 13th, 2021 | ||
Transitioned to Detective Inspector of the SCU [12] | December 20th, 2021 | |||
K9 Certified; Handler for Ted [13] | January 11th, 2022 | |||
Returned to Chief of Detectives of the SCU | March 18th, 2022 | |||
Assistant Chief of Police | Promoted to Assistant Chief of Police for 5 Days by Kyle Pred [14] | April 9th, 2022 | ||
Captain | Returned to Captain | April 20th, 2022 | ||
Assistant Chief of Police | Promoted to Interim Assistant Chief of Police [15] | July 6th, 2022 | ||
Chief of Police | Promoted to Chief of Police as a Wedding Gift from Sam Baas [16] | August 5th, 2022 | ||
Assistant Chief of Police | Returned to Interim Assistant Chief of Police | August 7th, 2022 | ||
Captain | Returned to Captain | August 18th, 2022 | ||
Decertified after SWAT Restructure | November 23rd, 2022 | |||
Deputy Chief | Transferred to the VPD | November 25th, 2022 | ||
Assistant Chief of Police | Appointed as the Interim Assistant Chief of Police [17] | February 15th, 2023 | ||
Promoted to Assistant Chief of Police [18] | February 22nd, 2023 | |||
Officer | 2023 PD Restructure; Badge #U-451 | March 6th, 2023 | ||
SCU Disbanded | ||||
Senior Ranger | Invited into the SASPR; Badge #251 [19] | March 8th, 2023 | ||
Appointed as a Detective Supervisor in the MCU | July 12th, 2023 | |||
Ranger Sergeant | Promoted to Ranger Sergeant [20] | August 17th, 2023 | ||
Recertified K9; Handler for Ted | September 1st, 2023 |
Police Dispatch[]
Rank | Insignia | Note | Date |
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Dispatch FTO | Government Restructure; Call-Sign D-5 | February 5th, 2021 | |
Transferred to the BCSO | March 8th, 2021 |
Training Sessions[]
Cadet Training Shifts | ||
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FTO | Note | Date |
Senior Deputy Anita May | First Shift | March 13th, 2021 |
Senior Deputy Anita May | Standard Shift | March 15th, 2021 |
Senior Deputy Anita May | Standard Shift | March 18th, 2021 |
Senior Deputy Anita May | Standard Shift | March 21st, 2021 |
Senior Officer Sam Baas | Standard Shift Alongside Cadet Richardson |
March 24th, 2021 |
Sergeant Jack Ripley | Standard Shift | March 29th, 2021 |
Senior Officer Sam Baas | Standard Shift Alongside Cadet Hayes |
March 30th, 2021 |
Sergeant Jack Ripley | Standard Shift | April 1st, 2021 |
Senior Officer Lance Malton | Standard Shift Alongside Cadet Fitzpatrick |
April 6th, 2021 |
Sergeant Jack Ripley Officer Dan Faily |
Standard Shift | April 7th, 2021 |
Senior Officer Sam Baas | Standard Shift Alongside Cadet Everly |
April 9th, 2021 |
Senior Deputy Anita May | Standard Shift | April 10th, 2021 |
Senior Officer Sam Baas | Standard Shift | April 12th, 2021 |
Officer Aaron Byson | Standard Shift | April 13th, 2021 |
Senior Deputy Anita May | Kellogg Farnsworth's Appeal | April 14th, 2021 |
Officer Dan Faily | Standard Shift | April 16th, 2021 |
Senior Officer Ben Casanova | Standard Shift Alongside Cadet Gunner |
April 17th, 2021 |
Senior Deputy Anita May | Standard Shift | April 18th, 2021 |
Trooper Olivia Copper | Standard Shift | April 19th, 2021 |
Senior Officer Dan Faily | Standard Shift | April 20th, 2021 |
Lieutenant Jack Ripley | Solo Evaluation | April 21st, 2021 |
Captain Johnny Divine Captain Lance Malton |
Final Evaluation | May 9th, 2021 |
FTI Evaluations | |||
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Cadet | Department | Note | Date |
Michael Pike | SDSO | Final Evaluation | December 11th, 2021 |
Ramona Celeste | SDSO | Final Evaluation | January 2nd, 2022 |
Blair Sutton | PBSO | Final Evaluation | January 7th, 2022 |
Ezra Funkhouser | SDSO | Final Evaluation | January 21st, 2022 |
Cherri Blossom | LSPD | Solo Evaluation | January 29th, 2022 |
Wesley Arnold | SDSO | Final Evaluation | February 25th, 2022 |
Shelly Smith | LSPD | Solo Evaluation | April 18th, 2022 |
Jerry Sweets | LSPD | Final Evaluation | June 4th, 2022 |
James McTavish | LSPD | Final Evaluation | July 22nd, 2022 |
Piper Paisley | LSPD | Final Evaluation | July 23rd, 2022 |
Michael Hemsworth | LSPD | Final Evaluation | July 29th, 2022 |
Ryan Kolinsky | LSPD | Final Evaluation | August 12th, 2022 |
Eryn Carter | LSPD | Final Evaluation | August 13th, 2022 |
Juno Sweeney | PBSO | Solo Evaluation | August 31st, 2022 |
Harvey Holden | LSPD | Final Evaluation | September 9th, 2022 |
Sonny Sweets | LSPD | Final Evaluation | October 1st, 2022 |
Ella Rivera | DPD | Solo Evaluation | December 3rd, 2022 |
Tommy Melarky | VPD | Solo Evaluation | January 18th, 2023 |
Lily Anderson | VPD | Final Evaluation | January 21st, 2023 |
John Spirits | VPD | Solo Evaluation | March 4th, 2023 |
MDW Profile[]
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Assets[]
Property | Address | Value | Description | ||||||
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4 Inseno Road, Los Santos, San Andreas | +$575K | Purchased after assisting Chief Justice Crane in foreclosing the property.
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6 Route 68, Los Santos, San Andreas | +$150K | Purchased during the "Housing Boom." The house has been targeted by many Stalkers and Serial Killers. It was briefly claimed by The Russians as an official Russian Embassy, but after some time was set ablaze, temporarily leaving it condemned by order of the Los Santos Fire Rescue.
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11 Prosperity Street, Los Santos, San Andreas | $80K | Owner of this upgraded apartment near the Vespucci Canals.
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Paleto Blvd, Los Santos, San Andreas | +$350K | Brick-in-color floral shop storefront co-founded with Lennon Bundy. The interior was decorated by Cleo Shaw.
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Rainbow Roast | Vespucci Canals, Los Santos, San Andreas | +$660K | A coffee shop co-founded with Lennon Bundy. The interior was decorated by Louise Campbell.
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3 El Rancho Blvd, Los Santos, San Andreas | +$800K | Purchased with Flop Dugong after assisting Chief Justice Crane in foreclosing the property.
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Mustang 1965 | U835F1IQ
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+$750K | Totally the wedding gift from Michael Simone, in which the trunk contained 50 tabs of LSD, a lime green KRISS Vector, and a 50g brick of cocaine. Bundy only kept the car... and 25 tabs of LSD. Totally did not receive this via the vehicle exchange program after he traded in the actual car, a BMW M4 Competition.
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CY3BW218
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+$500K | The Winky has been Bundy's dream car for a very long time. But no one would sell one to him because he's a cop. Anytime he'd discover someone boosting a Winky, he'd let the suspect go in return for relinquishing the vehicle so he could patrol in it for the shift. Finally, he purchased a fully upgraded one from James Arsenal.
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BNDYBNCH
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+$415K | New family car. Received via the vehicle exchange program after he traded in his Honda Odyssey.
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BUNDAD
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+$125K | Painted Midnight Purple and Racing Blue but it's often confused with Bondi Blue.
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3OGI0KZ5
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+$120K | Purchased for Hunting Trips.
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PAPHOS
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$100K | Relaxation sailboat. Daddy Judge influenced the purchase.
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731O1X2G
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$15K | Bundy accidentally purchased this jet ski when he believed he was going to get fired from the LSPD and met the Chief and Assistant Chief in the middle of the ocean.
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G562273Q
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+$6K | Even cops need personal storage 9s vans.
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Pro 3 | TG1A4BV4
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$3.5K | Bicycle purchased from Pedro Frank.
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BD BIMX | 9C8GJHJ3
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+$2K | A bicycle.
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Total Value | |||
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+$2,037,000 |
Vehicle | License Plate | Value | Description | ||||||||
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BUNDADDY
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+$1.1m | Bundy's personal Police Charger currently with the SASPR Livery. He managed to convince Mayor Mickey to give him the funds to purchase this with the department's budget. It was briefly seized shortly after the 2023 PD Restructure as Bundy was not longer a part of High Command, but was returned to him as people in the State Police can own them.
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BUNCAT
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$250K | Bundy's personal Rhino/Bearcat/Bobcat. Sort of a mid-life crisis purchase.
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DEMOTED
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$250K | Bundy's personal Taurus with the SASPR Livery.
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DET CORD
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$190K | Bundy's personal Police Explorer with the SASPR Livery.
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JB007
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$80K | Personal CVPI with the High Command Ghost Livery.
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3T3T34CV
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$35K | A Blazer that Bundy bought as he was on the way to the courthouse for The People v. Mel Rickenbacker et al. to commemorate the life of Senior Ranger Wesley Arnold. Parked in the shared parking garage.
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+$1,905,000 |
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FUKTRUCK
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+$1.2m | Wastelander bought from Benson's Backalley Motors. Used in chases against prominent clowns of the city.
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QDX4DQI8
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+$275K | Personal Undercover Vehicle
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39C3OQER
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+$240K | Personal Undercover Vehicle
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Q2PHPRL1
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+$185K | Personal Undercover Vehicle
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M4124UA4
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+$143K | Personal Undercover Vehicle
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W8YVBP8G
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+$120K |
Purchased from Benson's Backalley Motors and primarily used for punishment patrol.
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42NFRBR6
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+$48K | Personal Undercover Vehicle
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39C3OQER
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+$45K | Personal Undercover Vehicle
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X1VNFG51
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+$42K | Personal Undercover Vehicle
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46JX07G4
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+$39K | Personal Undercover Vehicle
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GBB48Y11
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+$35K | Personal Undercover Vehicle
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Total Value | |||
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+$2,372,000 |
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Katana | +$500K | Bundy paid way too much for this Katana but he doesn't care because he's got money, and the only reason he was charged 2x the price is because he's a cop.
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NBC Gang Chain | - | One day while NBC where robbing a Fleeca, Bundy consensually downed Officer Daniel Kain with a nail gun, who kept encouraging Bundy to continuously shoot him with it. After Kain became incapacitated, Bundy was given a NBC gang chain by Pilbis Shonley afterwards and has been told to keep it by several other members.
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Trivia and Quotes[]
- Chose his cadet call-sign in honor of #344 Lauren Forcer and #444 Johnny Divine, who served as mentors to him at one point.
- Transferred away from the BCSO after it took 3 weeks to be informed, by the LSPD, that he passed his Final Evaluation.
- When he purchased his CVPI, the license plate it originally came with had "NBC," subsequently leading to him being tagged as "Natural Born Crackheads" on his MDW profile.
- Arrested Ranger Conan Clarkson during the middle of a PD meeting for his continuous altercations at Ottos Autos.
- Once jumped from his Boat Unit to board a Criminal's Boat while mobile in the ocean.
- Is a member of the "Blond Boys," alongside Sam Baas, Lance Malton, and Johnny Divine. [21]
- Once fought Michael Myers inside the Clean Manor. [22]
- During Halloween 2021, he dressed as Randy Wrangler, and turned a Traffic Stop into a Raid into a Drug Trafficking Charge into a Guilty Plea. [23]
- Performed the first ever Held Until Bench Trial with The Littlemans for Harboring a Fugitive, presided over by Judge Crane.
- His callsign when operating as a Boat Unit is "Boaty McBoatface."
- Was shot by a very high Lang Buddha, who thought he was a spy. [24]
- Impeached Mayor Abdul with the assistance of Aaron Byson, Serge Cross, Jenny Hall, and Brittany Angel. [25]
- Went to prison, drunk, with Aaron Byson for contempt of court. [26]
- Was the first Police Officer hired after the Economic Collapse to be promoted to both Command and High Command ranks. Was also promoted to High Command before any of the other Officers from after the Collapse were promoted to Command.
- Owns his own personal PD Rhino. [27]
- Was one of the main targets of Michael Simone, who would place car bombs on Bundy's police vehicles, and snipe him from afar. [28]
- Essentially "blooded out" TJ Walker from the PD while TJ got blooded into the Bondi Boys MC. [29]
- Tony Block and Mono Block were his K9 Units. [30]
- Wrote the most detailed construction request for the PD that Andi Jones has ever seen. [31]
- Once ruthlessly murdered a child. [32]
- Successfully boarded a BBMC Vehicle during Pursuit [33], as well as another Police Cruiser. [34]
- Was very proficient with the Mk-14 Rifle, regularly acting as the Sniper Unit during armed holdouts. [35]
- Was sniped by Michael Simone on May 6th, 2022, outside of Davis PD, and ended up losing his left eye. [36]
- Partook in the most intense chase of 2022 while attempting to apprehend Jaylen Carter Jr. [37]
- Had his Police Charger painted Bondi Blue at one point. It was Irwin Dundee approved. [38]
- Enjoys spiking wheelchairs. [39][40]
- Took down three HOA members by himself. [41]
- May have shot a child who had their hands up. [42]
- Was mailed a comic book titled "Making Friends" by Michael Simone, which depicted the day Bundy got sniped. [43]
- Has successfully convicted over a dozen Terrorism incidents. [44]
- Accidentally pistol whipped Demi Black in court. [45]
- Is Alex Casterman's Guardian during Drunk PD Nights.
- Distributed bonuses for the LSPD, VPD, SASP, and SASPR, and was in charge of the departments' contracts with vendors and mechanic shops.
- Consensually downed Officer Daniel Kain with a nail gun while responding to a bank robbery, and was given an NBC Gang Chain by Pilbis Shonley afterwards. [46]
- Does not believe in radio checks.
- Returned Norman Bones' car after it had been stolen. [47]
- Likes to do things to spite the DoJ. [48]
- Writes reports that kill. [49]
- Tries really hard to not be combative in the courtroom. [50]
- Pees in the corner of MRPD to give the janitors a sense of job security. [51]
- Easily tanked a bomb once. [52]
- Has an excellent memory.
- Loves to read. [53]
- Liked to brag about biking to work every day.
- Pees in the shower.
- Him and his brother, Henri King, have shot each other for fun. [54]
- Used to only sleep in the Dispatch Room at MRPD, and under the desk in the SCU Room, before he purchased a house.
- Dwayne Carter, Sexton Hardcastle, and Jenny Hall are his closest friends.
- Is referred to by Alan Crane as "My OG."
- His first time being kidnapped was by Chang Gang. [55]
- He was one of the very few police officers the BBMC had a soft spot for. [56]
- Has entered into passionate relations with women who perform services in exchange for financial compensation.
- Will only bite a homeless person under dire circumstances.
- Entered as a participant in the Squid Games undercover as "Jackson Pope".
- It is on court record that he and Steve Block are both "Bitches."
- Has a list of people to ocean dump for when he eventually snaps. [57]
- Used to have three active stalkers at the same time: "I.", G.D., and Jessi Adler.
- After learning of his stalkers, many people have offered to join the club, including Sabith "Bunny" Cohen, Barbra Thunk, and France Gall. [58]
- Collin McKinley was his Valentine. [59]
- Was formerly referred to as the BBMC Road Coptain by Jordan Lee. [60]
- Is packing. [61]
- Stabbed Kirk Jerkems with his boot knife inside his home after Kirk kidnapped him. [62]
- Would arrest his own mother for prostitution following an "I banged your mom" joke.
- Was issued a Civilian Class 2 License by Judge Might on April 22nd, 2022. This means that he can openly carry a Class 2 Weapon while off-duty, but will be punished if he does so on-duty with his Police Rifles.
- Can be very insensitive towards disabled people. [63]
- Is a top. [64]
- Got punched by Jesus. [65]
- Proposed to Lennon McDermitt at Two Hoots Falls on June 24th, 2022. [66]
- Was recognized as BBMCa by Irwin Dundee and was given keys to the Billabong. [67][68]
- Used to pay "Club Dues," mainly as ransom fees for when his PD vehicles got stolen, or that one time when he purchased a defused bomb from Irwin Dundee in hopes of having it reversed engineered into Bomb Diffusal Kits for PD. [69]
- Temporarily gained full custody of Flop Dugong following a Bench Trial against Richard Dark, with Judges Norman Adams, Serge Cross, and Siobhan Fitzpatrick presiding. [70][71]
- Escaped Air-1, EMPs, and several interceptors on an ATV... after being injected with metamorphine.
- His favorite 95 sent him a heartwarming letter in the mail. [72]
- Got legally married to Lennon McDermitt on June 25th, 2022, at the Courthouse. [73]
- Cleo Shaw knocked him out with a keyboard. [74]
- Ran over a Yeti. [75]
- Considers himself the "Irwin Whisperer." [76]
- The Bundys' wedding ceremony was officiated by Tessa Lamb on August 5th, 2022. [77]
- Crows do not like him. [78]
- Is a very loyal customer of Swallow.
- Nancy Drew is his LSD connect.
- Was almost ocean dumped by a crow. [79]
- Is an honorary member of the "Black Delegation."
- He took an unspecified nautical class during his undergraduate years.
- Velociraptors are his favorite dinosaurs.
- Briefly had an Honorary Medical License given to him by Judgingle Dan. [80]
- Gained Canadian citizenship on January 21st, 2023. [81]
- His metamorphine incident became a hypothetical question for EMS interviews. [82]
- Judge Fitzpatrick's ovaries get fuzzy when he talks. [83]
- Relies on confidence when driving without a seatbelt. [84]
- Wants a snowy owl as a pet.
- Believes the increasing population of rabbits on the island means they are plotting something.
- “I appreciate you.”
- “I wave my magic captain wand, which is my dick, and it’s undone.”
- “Beautiful.”
- “I can’t promise I’ll be there 100 percent of the time, but when I can be there, I’ll be there 100 percent.”
- “You look like someone who never had a library card.” — Bundy to Cindy Tipton
- “I will spike that wheelchair, I don’t give a fuck!”
- “Help step-SRU bro, I’m stuck!” — Bundy to Jerry Sweets
- “I am government property.”
- “I can’t arrest NBC, I’m conflicted!”
- “And very similar to how it took so long to catch Jeffrey Dahmer, no one would care, because no one cares when bad things happen to prostitutes.”
- “The Honda Odyssey... with its 5 star safety rating...” (rambling)
- “I’m NBC - a Natural Born Cop!”
- “I WILL NOT BE OCEAN DUMPED BY ANOTHER BIRD!”
- “I have seen this before. This man is a vampire.”
- “I really became unhinged now that I’m not under the weight of command, didn’t I?”
- “... AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BUTTHOLES!”
- “I’m a smurf.”
- “Quick justice doesn’t feel like justice.”
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References[]
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Played By: OccamsSabre |
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Characters: Jeffrey Bundy • Ray Montag • Gemma Knight • Busta Block • Benjamin Crane Characters: Benjamin Crane • Busta Block • Gemma "Emerald" Knight • Jeffrey Bundy • Ray Montag • Theodore Dahmer |
San Andreas State Park Rangers |
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High Command: Tessa Lamb Sergeant: Flop Dugong • Jeffrey Bundy Ranger Corporals: Louise Campbell • Lucas Lovesick • Ziggy Buggs Senior Rangers: Ben Casanova • Bryan Davids • Colt Shepherd • Henri King • Honathan Yolo • Richard Tips Ranger 1st Classes: Avery Stone • Birdie Nash • Juno Sweeney • Raycardo Flick • Tommy Melarky Rangers: Audrey Jones • Gregory Johnson • John Mineo • Ka Chao • Luth Rangmore • Octavius Scarpetta • Shawn Maple Ranger Cadets: Loki Skylizard In Memory: #275 Wesley Arnold† |
Unified Police Department/3.0 Supervisory Staff |
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