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James Randal is a character role-played by Spaceboy.

General Description[]

James Randal is an elderly man from New York. He claims to be 82 years old, but his ID states he is actually 102 (as of 2025/01/15). He is usually seen loudly stating his name, looking for his nephew Ricky, taking selfies, driving cars into the Burger Shot, joyriding, filing a police report, or looking for his cat Juno. Just a silly little guy,

Repeated Behavior[]

Due to a combination of his old age, a warped understanding of morality, and severe ADHD, James is often seen repeating the same behaviors. This ranges anywhere from innocent ramblings to committing felonies such as terrorism. Being around James can often lead to injury or death due to the chaos he often causes.

James Randal & The Search for Ricky[]

"My name is James Randal. I'm from New York. I'm looking for my nephew, Ricky. He is to take me to a luncheon at the Dean, where I will have a Heartbreaker, with cream, extra cheese, no lettuce, and a side of French, with extra salT."

James will loudly and repeatedly tell everyone his name, no matter how many times they have already met and no matter the circumstances. He will usually go on to explain how he is looking for his nephew, Ricky, and asks everyone if they've seen him. He proudly exclaims he is hoping to have a luncheon with Ricky at the Burger Shot or Dean World (Referred to as "The Burger" and "The Dean" by James) where he will have one heartbreaker (heartstopper) with cream (for the regularities), extra cheese, no lettuce (lettuce belongs in a salad), and a side of French (fries) with extra salt (keeps his cholesterol high), a non carbonated beverage (the carbon gives him gas), and a side salad with extra croutons and no tomato (the tomato upsets his acid affleck).

Backstory[]

James Randal was once a jazz producer at Interscope Records in the 1970's and was about to sign a multi million dollar deal until "Hubcip Jone" invented rock and roll music and ruined James's life. This was the beginning of James' and Hubcap's rivalry; it started with the two sleeping with each others wives but later it would escalate into fist fights and shootouts.

Selfies[]

James takes pictures of himself and the people/things around him at any opportunity, and will post his picture on Twatter.

Vaccines and other sins[]

"Are you vaccinated?"
"You know, vaccines are created in the same part of the earth that HELL is in."

James believes all vaccines are created from the same corner of the earth that hell is in, and if you get vaccinated you will go to hell. James also believes that seatbelts are dangerous, and that therapy does not help anybody.

Joyriding[]

"There is a danger."
"I am the danger."

James will randomly hop into citizen's vehicles and tell them "there is a danger" or "I will drive" and that they must leave their vehicle. James will then move over to the drivers seat, and if the keys are still in the ignition (and they usually are), he will drive off with the vehicle and take it on a joyride. Sometimes he will just kick the driver out forcefully as well. These joyrides quickly result in the vehicle's destruction due to James' horrendous driving skills and complete disregard for traffic laws. Upon inevitably destroying the vehicle he is driving beyond usability, James will immediately exit the vehicle and walk away, declaring that "the vehicle is no longer functional."

He has done this with citizen's personal vehicles, ambulances, and police cars. Members of the police department have learned to lock their cruisers when James appears on scene to prevent this, and are reprimanded if they fail to do so and let James drive away with one.

The Chief lets him[]

"The Chief lets me."

When questioned if James is allowed to do something, James will claim "The Chief lets me," attempting to claim chief of police Sam Baas gave him permission to do pretty much anything, despite this never happening.

Eduard British[]

James Randal once went to the Tuner Shop to purchase a vehicle where he met owner Eddie Marshall, who he believes to be named Eduard British. James had seen a car "the 75" and wanted to purchase it, Eddie told James he needed a down payment of $170k to test drive the car. James then paid $170, got in the car where he received keys and drove off. James was chased by the Tuner Shop employees to get the car back. James now wants to destroy Eddie Marshall and the Tuner Shop, and James wants to watch as Eddie's business crumbles beneath his feet.

The leader of multiple gangs[]

After meeting The Mandem and BBMC and learning of their gang war, James took it in his own hands to end said war. Both groups have supplied him with weapons in the past to hurt the other side. The conflict between the groups has ended nowadays and James takes credit to that. He also states that he's the leader of both groups, in conversations he often says he's "the leader of The BBC" and "leader of The Mindim", and 'promoted' Tommy T to War Chief.

After finding out that Chang Gang were warring the BBMC shortly after that, he started calling himself "Mr. Chang, leader of the Chang Gang" as well.

Drugs and their effects on James[]

Like most people of the city drugs have an effect on the 100 year old brain of James.

He first takes Adderall, he was aiding The Mandem counter an attack from R.U.S.T and Seaside, but while also under the effects of Oxy the Adderall was somewhat negated, and ended before anything crucial happened. Only on the second time that James was given Adderall, given to him by Rivington Rivera, he became very lucid and answered many questions brought to him, such as that he has crippling ADHD, he is in-fact around 100 years old, and tried to argue about not murdering anyone, and that all his 1st and 2nd degree murders were in self defense, However the effects do end and his crippling ADHD returns.

While under the effects of Bath Salts, James gets an unrelenting appetite for human flesh, gnawing at peoples faces, and necks. While still under the effects he was shot down by police officers, and after his Hospital visit he would continue to consume the flesh of the people around him, making guttural noises and squeals, until we find out that while on Bath Salts, James becomes the "Devil Ütįçktę Randal" being immune to bullets and all forms of damage, the effect ends and James is brought back into the hospital and revived back to his old self.

Quotes[]

  • “My name is James Randal. I'm from New York. I'm looking for my nephew, Ricky. He is to take me to a luncheon at The Dean, where I will have a Heartbreaker, with cream, extra cheese, no lettuce, and a side of French, with extra salT.”

  • “I have 82 years of experience behind the wheel of a cayer; it is safer if I drive. The day I was born, my, eh, Deddy, he duct tape me to the gas pedal of the family Buick, and I drive my Mammie and Pappi home from the 'ospital...... They died! D:”

  • “The chief lets me.”

  • “There is a danger.”

  • “I am the danger.”

  • “Here is my card.”

  • “It's like riding a bike, you never forget.”

  • “I'm the leader of the BBC and Irvin Dundee is my hangaround.”

  • “I am the leader of The Mindim.”

  • “I'm the leader of a gang.”

  • “They are trying to kill me!”

  • “Spicy Pepper!”

  • “Tiny box of milk!”

  • “Torture is a Brand Risk!”

  • “I HAVE A PRESCRIPTION!!!”

  • “How do I know if I'm gay?”

  • “I will drive.”

  • “Yaes, MY name is James!”

  • “OH MINE GOT!”

  • “I'm freaking out!”

  • “I'm scared!”

  • “I will defend myself!”

  • “I will go... I know when I'm not wanted... D:”

  • “The devil made me do it!”

  • “Here is my phone's number.”

  • “Leave malone!”

  • “I didn't mean to!”

  • “I'm just tryin' tuh live muh life!”

  • “HILP! HILP ME, PLEASE!”

  • “G'fuck y's'lf.”

  • “No further quenion.”

  • “No quilt!”

  • “Eyeball for Collin!”

  • “Viva la Cuba!”

  • “CoobaCares”

  • “A little bit of shit. A little baby of shit. A little baby-sized shit.”

  • “RAYAMP”

  • “Yeah, I fuck houses, what of it?”

  • “Don’t make me shit my pants!”

  • “The vehicle is no longer functional.”

  • “Alola!”

  • “Little dip of the shit”

  • “This is my cat Juno. She's a good girl.”

  • “I beat off my bullies!”

  • “They beat me shitless!”

  • “Where the fuck is me?”

  • “I feel fine.”

  • “I wish the Lord would take me.”

  • “My shoulder!”

  • “I smoke my stogie wherever I want.”

  • “No No No, not today!”

  • “I'm God's drunkest driver!”

  • “The drunk driving fandom is dying, retweet this if you love a good booze cruise!”

  • “It's Friday night baby!”

  • “Walking in the road is safer than the sidewalk because cars are trying to avoid obstacles. If a car is on the sidewalk, they're already careening out of control!”

  • “Swing!”

  • “Shut the fuck up talking to me.”

  • “She strogan my beef 'til I'm off”

Media[]

"My Name is James" by rasharahman


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