Jack Cortair

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Overview

3.0

2.0 and Prior

Jack Cortair
Status	Active
Aliases	Yack Jank Cookie Future Mayor Cookie Man Cookie Boy Cookie Monster Number Four (by Four Tee)
Relatives	Anzu Hoshino Sister
Biographical Information
Species	Cookie
Gender	Male
Residence	Gulag Street Apartments
Relationship Information
Relationship Status	Ex-Wife
Faction Information
Former Affiliation	1. East Side Ballas OG 2. Gulag Gang
Role-player Information
Played By	Jack
Characters	Dezmond Wright

Jack Cortair is a character role-played by Jack.

Description

Jack Cortair is the drippiest cookie in Los Santos, rocking his iconic cookie mask anywhere he goes, except on special occasions such as heists.

Jack has been known to ask people to "bite me" everyone is always unsure as to the connotation that this statement has. He has also been seen without pants on numerous number of occasions having to be apprehended by the PD for indecent exposure.

Background

Jack Cortair is a simple man. He likes money and believes he's a cookie.

Jack Cortair was an original member of the East Side Ballas, once the strongest gang in the city. Throughout his stint in the gang, Jack gained a reputation for being one of the top shooters and getaway-drivers in the city. When the whole city turned against the East Side Ballas and many of the gang members were deported, left, or died, Jack was one of the few members remaining who decided to leave the color purple behind and turn a new cookie.

Quotes

• "Jack Cortair, Future Mayor"
• "Indubitably"
• "Das Rot!"
• "Why Not!"
• "Weeow!"
• "Kick rocks!"
• "Arrrrrrrr!"
• "Hey Mothersucker!"
• "AAALLRIGHT!!"

Trivia

• Jack keeps extra cookie masks in his apartment that he often confuses as his siblings. Currently, Guy Jones is holding one of Jack's "brothers" in his possession.
• Joined Gulag Gang in their war against Chang Gang despite his relationship and history with CG.
• Jack's father went out to get milk and never came back. Just recently found out that his father, Mr Cortair, has frequent intercourse with Mr. Kebun - sometimes calling Jack as it happens.
• Jack doesn't use a voice changer. He strains his voice to sound like an idiot.
• While Nopixel has always been +18, Jack has been apart of NoPixel since the ARMA days and has been playing since he was 12. On GTA Nopixel alone, Jack has accumulated one of the most hours spent awake in the city.
• Many years ago, Jack was a police officer for the Los Santos Police Department. He was let go by the department because they could not have an officer wear a mask, which Jack denies wearing.
• Jack has three different types of masks, the happy cookie, the cracked angry cookie, and Yack.
• Jack once singlehandedly knocked out 7 Corrections Officers while in prison with Marty Banks.
• learnt how to drive and the ways of the Rat Strats from Ming Jingtai. He consider Ming and Marty to be his closest friends.
• Jack is extremely passionate about singing.
• Sometimes has a hard time ordering food at UwU Café, leading to him raging and beating on the counter.
• Once was a student at Carlito's Spanish School and thought about joining the Vagos when the Natural Born Crackheads wasn't around.
• Killed a Doctor named Langston Carter in March 2023 for joking about eating Cookies.