Goofy Ahh Gang

Goofy Ahh Gang is a g̶a̶n̶g̶ group of like-minded individuals who reside in Mirror Park. 🦄

Description[]

Created eight years ago by Trae Collins in Purple County, GAG is a group with the goals of progression and fun. They are often seen being goofy together but also spend time exploring, robbing things, and pushing weed.

Trae initially met Jay who became the first member in Purple County. The gang then moved to Los Santos where Gren also joined. Each member has their own corner of the 'O-Block' in the Southside, and they own a trailer in Sandy Shores. They previously worked with X (Tuxedo) and have good relations with Hades due to their history with Benji Ramos. They currently work with The Besties who they sell weed for.

Joining GAG[]

Every member must hand in an application form with their name, number, favorite color and a signature from their guardian. They must also complete a test where they must position themselves in a stance called the "Thugshaker" without any help.

Ginger's Goodbye[]

Ginger met with the gang to discuss progression, and admitted that she is no longer 'gagging'. They accepted it, she refused being paid back, and said that she'll always be GAG at heart. They honored her with a unicorn salute, and sang goodbye.

Zahn told the gang that it was a stab in his heart, and that they should propel themselves so high that she will want to come back. The group then made strides in their mining operation and overall crime.

Casino Heist[]

GAG were the first group to lockpick a helicopter, and they immediately flew to explore the new Krystal Casino. They landed successfully and took a group photo before taking a quick elevator down. Later that night, GAG stole a huge vehicle and caused highway mayhem which led to an extreme amount of explosions.

First Cash Exchange[]

GAG successfully completed their inaugural cash exchange on April 4, 2024, acquiring 40k banded cash along with a sticker booklet. Zahn masterminded the heist with a cunning strategy including a helicopter and boat. Assisting him were fellow members Trae and Jay , along with Timothy Butler and Jack Cortair.

Despite some initial setbacks, They executed their plan flawlessly, targeting the Strawberry Cash Exchange. Timothy and Jay infiltrated the locations systems, gaining access to the secure back room. After negotiating with law enforcement, they navigated through Los Santos until arriving at the helicopter and boat.

Trae, Timothy, and Jack boarded the helicopter piloted by Zahn, soaring into the horizon as cops watched helplessly. Meanwhile, Jay commandeered the boat, slipping away unnoticed by the authorities. The entire team met to split the spoils, and jubilantly commemorated their triumphant heist.

Gren's Betrayal and Zahn's Removal[]

After Gren began dating Ari, the crew, particularly Tater and Trae, grew increasingly jealous, exhibiting odd behavior towards the new couple. Ari, frustrated by Tater's actions, sought to resolve the problem, but her efforts tragically escalated when she lashed out, injuring Trae and Tater in a confrontation witnessed by Bones and Alaska.

The victims were left in critical condition and with memory loss after several hours in intensive care. Upon exiting the hospital, they were picked up by Ari and Gren, and in an attempt to make them remember, they traveled back to the pier where the incident had occurred in the first place. They found themselves grappling with the PTSD of the incident, and in a desperate attempt to erase the traumatic experience, Gren resorted to drastic measures, inadvertently causing Trae and Tater to plunge into the ocean, where they drowned. Gren and Ari, discovering the unconscious pair on the shore, attempted another memory wipe by bonking them on the head and leaving them in the ocean.

Several hours later, a confused Zahn arranged a meeting at the pier with Gren, Alaska, Bones, and Trae. Gren's attempt to deceive the group backfired when Zahn, distrustful, shot him, prompting a rushed trip to the trailer to remove Jay and Gren from the panel. However, Zahn arrived too late as Gren, Trae, and Jay had arrived before him, bonking him on the head to avoid any crazy decisions. Zahn was taken to the hospital by Jay, and a meeting was arranged at the old gang HQ (the hospital classroom).

GAG Meeting After Grari vs. Traeter Conflict

In the meeting, the gang deliberated their predicament. Zahn, feeling betrayed by Gren's perceived allegiance with his girlfriend over his gang, advocated for Gren's expulsion. Jay proposed stringent penalties but ultimately sided with Gren, citing familial loyalty and lack of malicious intent. Bones and Alaska aligned with Zahn, resulting in Gren's expulsion from the group.

The next day, Trae reveals that the 'jealousy' and 'odd behaviors' that were the root cause of this situation was all just and act and essentially a test of Zahn's loyalty to the gang. By ruthlessly shooting Gren, Zahn inadvertently failed this loyalty test.

As a result, the core members of Goofy Ahh Gang (Trae, Gren, Alaska, Tater) made unified decision to buy a house without Zahn and bring 6/7ths of the assets into the new house. Bones and Jay were not involved in this decision making process.

This left Zahn with 1/7th of the assets, which includes, the things locked in his barrel, 4 GPU racks a computer, washing machines, solar panels and the trailer to his name.