Fooze Family

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Overview

The Fooze family is a predominant family in Los Santos.

Description[]

The Fooze family is a famous family in Los Santos and elsewhere in the world. Headed by the patriarch and mogul August Fooze, the family notably includes businessman December Fooze, singer/entrepreneur April Fooze, and content-creator March Fooze. Members of the Fooze family can be identified by the heart-shaped blush on their cheeks and being named after months of the year. They sometimes have a reputation for being money-obsessed due to their privileged upbringing, however this varies by the individual.

Ancestry[]

The Fooze family’s patrilineal and matrilineal ancestral lines are unknown beyond respective parents August Fooze and February Snooze. Their children April, March, May, January, September, and December Fooze have resided in or visited Los Santos. Their family resides in the northern region of the State of San Andreas. However they are not from Los Santos, which is in the southern region and the most populous city in the state. Following the economic collapse,

Family Tree[]

"We have a big family" (April and September about the Foozes)

As of now the furthest the Fooze family tree dates back to is 1969, the year that August was born, but their lineage likely dates back even further. August and February Fooze are currently divorced which has caused a rift between the siblings. Following the split, August gained custody of January, March, April, May, October and December, while February gained custody of June, July, and September.

The following is a list of all members of the Fooze's immediate and extended family.

Immediate Family[]

August Fooze (b. 1969) & February Snooze (b. unknown)
Children listed in order of the Roman calendar:
- January Fooze (b. Jan 10th, 2006)
- March Fooze (b. March 3rd, 1995 [doctored, as April is canonically older than March])
- April Fooze (b. April 3rd, 1995 [originally doctored as April 1st])
- May Fooze (b. May 9th, 2001)
- June Fooze (b. June 30th, ???)
- July Fooze (b. July 1st, ???)
- September Fooze (b. September 23rd, 2000)
- October Fooze (b. October 31st, 1999)
- November Fooze (b. unknown)
- December Fooze (b. unknown (1987-1994))

Extended Family[]

unknown & unknown Fooze
- Connie Clark (b. 1992) - Cousin to the Fooze family
unknown Fooze & unknown
- Summer (b. unknown) - Cousin to the Fooze family
- Autumn (b. unknown) - Cousin to the Fooze family

Family History[]

Main article: Fooze Family/History
A MAJORITY OF FOOZE FAMILY HISTORY HAS MOVED HERE

The Fooze family is a wealthy family from the northern region of San Andreas. It is said that August, the current head of the family, has a net-worth of upwards of $20M. August was married to February Snooze and they had a total of ten children together before their divorce. Although details of their divorce are unknown, August gained custody of most of the children.

The family's direct history in Los Santos began on March 26, 2021 when April first moved to the city. April was the sole Fooze in the city for a while with frequent visits from her father, August and her younger brother March. Their cousin Connie Clark briefly lived in the city at the same time and was a member of the LSPD. During this time April's music began taking off and she embarked on tour. After the tour began April was cancelled online which lead to her tour being cancelled as well and her moving out of Los Santos. After some time April moved back to Los Santos and was quickly followed by members of her family. Her siblings March, May, January, and September, all moved to Los Santos. December has visited on occasion and it was said that October planned to visit the family at some point as well.

Indirectly, the Fooze family has had considerable impact on Los Santos, or at least according to December. He claimed on more than one occasion that the Foozes "saved" the city during the economic uprest, and continues to fund the city, however the exact details of this are not clear.

Connections[]

An affluent and social family, the Foozes have made considerable connections in society, including in business and the criminal underworld.

Businesses

Wu-Chang Records
April has been signed to Wu-Chang for many years as a recording artist, putting out many singles under their label. Recently, she was given the position of Promotion Executive.

Gangs

Chang Gang

April has been a long-standing member of Chang Gang for many years and considers them her second family. While since the collapse she has been very busy to hang out with them much, she is still fiercely loyal to the gang.

September, by way of her relationship with Zaceed Skengerton (and his criminal mentorship), has become closer to the gang, having met with many members of the gang and helping them financially and selling their weed.

Hydra Gang
January joined Hydra a few weeks after leaving the now-disbanded Company. She clicked with the other members instantly and is treated like the baby sister of the gang.

Enemies

Vingle Dan

Vingle is the first real enemy of the entire Fooze family. During My Criminal Academia, during Raymond Romanov's class at Bolingbroke Penitentiary, Vingle attacked March when the latter was visiting January during the class. Having no arms, Vingle cut off March's to take for his own. March ended up in ICU.

A couple months later, Vingle tried to kill April and Elle Queenie with a stolen police truck.

Aubrey "4Head" Webster contracted Vingle for a hit on January because he did not want her turning the gang members of The Besties into "kittens."

Trivia[]

The Foozes all seem to be poor drivers.
The Foozes all have a distinct charm to them, as well as being conventionally attractive.
In 2024, January Fooze won 1st place on the Rizz Rivals chart, while her brother and sister, March and April, won 3rd and 4th place, respectively.
According to April, her parents (August & February) are big pranksters with an eye for content which was the cause for hers and March's doctored birth certificates.
January is the youngest member of the Fooze family. She was born January 10, 2006 and is 19 years old.
December is stated to be overachieving eldest son of the Fooze family.
September revealed that their parents were divorced.
April revealed that June and July are twins and grew up with September in the suburbs with their mother February.
Four out of Twelve Foozes were present at prom, the most at any one time: January, March, April, and September.
April and March, and presumably the other Fooze siblings, have an uncle from another country who is an attorney

When April was in high school, she would occasionally bring January to parties and leave her with her drunk friends as she would disappear upstairs.
On her thirteenth birthday, January's older brother, March, hired clowns to kidnap her for a prank video, straining the siblings' relationship and giving her a severe phobia of clowns.
When January was 13, she discovered her April's smut books that she left behind at the house before she moved to Los Santos. September also had read those books.
October was originally referred to as male by August, in 2022. He referred to October as April's musically gifted brother whom April always hated due to the constant comparisons.
August had a culinary specialty named "Candy cucumbers": microwaved cucumber slices with sugar sprinkled on top. March and April enjoyed the strange dish growing up, while January hated it. April claims that it promotes good sleep due to the relationship between the magnesium in the cucumber and the sugar sprinkled on top.
It was written into law by August that a Fooze cannot willingly change their last name, even in marriage.
January says that November is a lot like her in that he does not like to share, whereas December is very generous with her.

March and April were both lied to about their ages. April legal birthday was April 1st up until 2021 when she learned it was a prank by her parents due to the wordplay of her name, and March was led to believe he was born a month earlier than April, despite that being physically impossible.
During Pride 2022, April's drag name was "June Fooze" which is not to be confused with her sibling June Fooze. Years later, April's friend; Eli Lum, revealed his drag look & name as "July Fooze" which again is not to be confused with July Fooze. The two (April & Eli) were both styled in drag by Ricardo Perez.

Every member of the Fooze family puts on blush on their cheeks in a heart shape every morning before starting the day. However, it has also been stated that their hearts are a genetic trait.
Members of the Fooze Family have a natural inclination to make money, often through scamming.