- Siz was only meant to be a test character at first.
- Siz likes being chased by Detective Ziggy Buggs so he can say "eat my dirt, motherfucker."
- in 2.0, Siz's Brawler was hotwired twice by his uncle Dundee.
- In 2.0, Siz's Mirror Park home at 21 West Mirror Park Drive was decorated by his ex-girlfriend Windsong and later his adopted sister Vivi.
- Pre-3.0, his ID listed his age as 45; Siz got this corrected to his actual age of 26 after the 3.0 phone update. But before this correction, Siz had to explain to those who asked about his fake ID and was (and to some degree still is) not completely certain on when he was born and didn't really seem to care. When speaking with Jacob in 2.0, he lamented being a millennial and claimed that he was a boomer at heart. With John Riker, he claimed to be too young to be an uncle. As a result, at that time the ages he claimed to be varied greatly (depending on whom he spoke to). In total, Siz claimed to be: 14, 23.5, 24, 26, 35, 46, 47, 57, and that he had forgotten his age entirely. OOC UberHaxorNova explained that due to Siz being originally intended as a test character, he didn't give thought as to what a reasonable birthdate would be and simply entered in a date to fill the field at the time (when the 3.0 update released he took this opportunity to finally establish Siz's true birthdate). Although even after this correction UberHaxorNova still often forgets Siz's true age due to how little that aspect of Siz's character is mentioned, let alone is relevant in his day-to-day activities. Compounded onto this is the tendency for UberHaxorNova's OOC birthday (June 1st) to be mentioned in character, often creating further confusion regarding Siz's true age. Siz's in character explanation of this has varied over the years, but the most coherent explanation came in 2022 when he claimed that he was a "born-again Christian with two birthdays" (his true birthday and the day he "rediscovered religion", aka UberHaxorNova's actual birthday). Furthermore, since the summer of 2022 Siz claims that every time Stanley or someone in the HoA irritates him, he mentally ages a couple of years (he claimed to be at a mental age of over 50 at that point).
- As a result of the above, after June 2022 Siz once again began offering contradictory/downright confusing answers to questions regarding his age.
- Siz was once robbed by an unarmed mime and later rammed him with his Brawler.
- Siz was once robbed by a scammer with a wrench and later rammed him with his Brawler, twice.
- Siz has voices in his head that he used to periodically scream at.
- Despite having a bed in his original Mirror Park home, Siz slept on the bathroom floor.
- Despite being compared to Two-Face, Siz's favorite super-villain is actually The Ventriloquist and Scarface.
- Siz has only experienced a small handful of erections, with Windsong being the cause of his first erection.
- Early on in his time in the state, Siz occasionally indulged in public masturbation (often to simply observe the reactions of those around him).
- Due to growing up homeless, prior to becoming wealthy Siz would sometimes eat garbage.
- In 2019 Siz occasionally listened to various Disney/90's songs he replayed in his head. (Whenever UberHaxorNova went AFK or entered a chase he sometimes put on a playlist of Disney or 90's music until he returned/the chase ended.)
- By 2021 this had evolved into listening to overtly sexual songs from about the same era. This started by chance when Siz first heard "Horny" by PiSk when he was searching for good electrojazz music while offroad racing.
- Siz's voice in his first days in the state was just UberHaxorNova's normal voice. Over time it became a "Kermit + Morty (esk)" voice which, while starting at quite a high pitch, has progressively lowered towards the voice we hear today.
- Siz burglarized his neighbors multiple times.
- Siz picked up his sister Martha from the airport in a stolen police cruiser, she had arrived in Los Santos from a vacation in the Bahamas. That same day she left the state and returned to the Bahamas after failing to replicate Siz's persona, much to the confusion of Siz.
- Siz stated to Speedy that he mostly watches Christmas or holiday movies.
- Siz has shopped for jeans at PacSun ever since he was 12.
- Siz enjoys the Mario Maker game series, going as far as to have installed a Nintendo Switch in the passenger seat of his Brawler and even went to MarioCon in Japan to celebrate the franchise. When waiting on something, Siz could sometimes be seen occupying himself with the Switch he has on his person (often attempting to beat one of his endless run records). This practice was abandoned by the end of 2019.
- Siz was the first civilian to come into possession of PD grade weapons, which he obtained by downing Officer Dias (Although he returned them to him a short while later to avoid having himself and his friends get raided.)
- In 2.0, Siz didn't like to be the first one to hang up in a phone call and usually waited for the person on the other end to hang up, prolonging the call with an awkward silence or giving the excuse that he was driving (often to the annoyance of the person he was speaking to) Although, after a while, the people of San Andreas caught on to his shtick and often outlasted Siz by flat out telling him they would not hang up first or by simply ignoring him until he was forced to hang up. As a result, by 3.0 he abandoned this bit entirely.
- In 2.0 Siz was the last person in the state to be escorted to prison by a police officer. (The ability to escort an officer while having your profile picture taken was patched after the next tsunami, but returned after the 3.0 phone update.)
- Siz believes the Pillbox Hill Medical Center is actually a scam due to the exorbitant amount of money they charge for healing injuries, in addition to the poor bedside manner he's experienced as a patient in the hospital.
- Siz is in his own one man gang (called the "🍊 Tang Gang 🍊") that reps the color orange as a homage to his (at the time of founding) close affiliation with both the Vagos (who rep yellow) and the Leanbois (who rep red).
- From 2019-Early 2020 Siz had a habit of taking people he just met to join him in robbing banks, just as Yung Dab did to him.
- Siz enjoys watching parody porn.
- Siz got Hank Dogstaff addicted to crack cocaine.
- Siz's Brawler has been stolen and joyrode off-road by Ziggy Buggs while he was on duty, who was quite impressed by its off-road performance. Although, as with all vehicles driven by Ziggy he eventually lost it in an accident as he crashed Siz's Brawler into the Land Act Reservoir.
- Siz used to wear an American flag pin on all his disguises in remembrance of the September 11th attacks. He stopped this once he got a new wardrobe in 2020.
- Siz wears Flip Flops in most of his outfits.
- Gladiator (2000) is one of Siz's favorite movies.
- In 2.0, despite the government "snapping" over 1,200 of his plastic, Siz never attempted to get restitution (when the new inventory system was implemented there was a bug that caused some items in any inventory you accessed for the first time to "fall out" onto the floor, this occurred with UberHaxorNova's plastic and before he noticed the server restarted [deleting over 1,200 plastic that fell onto the ground out of his house inventory]; UberHaxorNova did create a forum post reporting the issue, but he did not upload the correct clips showing what occurred [causing Koil to believe they were simply stolen], and when he was given the correct clip to upload five days after creating the post he did not upload it to his report in a timely manner [after waiting an additional two days to upload the clip he found that the post had been deleted as it had been more than a week since the report was last updated]).
- Siz's favorite type of food is teriyaki.
- In 2.0 Siz refined his ability to enter and exit "Bovice's World" at will from Mission Row, allowing him to pull off spectacular jailbreaks. In response they fortified the construction of their cells, eliminating Siz's ability to enter Bovice World from within.
- While employed at Clucking Bell Farms, Siz only did one job for them (which was under the pretense of a four man race). This pronounced inactivity resulted in him being fired during a purge of inactive employees in late August to early September of 2019.
- Before the purchase of his first property in 2.0, the GO Postal Boxville truck was one of the vehicles Siz had stolen the most as there always was one parked very close to the Pink Cage (the one and only spawn point at the time).
- Siz's favorite kind of soda is ginger ale as he claims it "helps his tummy."
- UberHaxorNova is a canonical streamer and YouTuber in the NoPixel universe, although Siz thinks that UberHaxorNova is an irrelevant, piece of shit broadcaster with no charm.
- Siz was one of the first criminals to experience the effects of a flashbang.
- Siz has some form of alopecia, a medical condition preventing the ability to grow hair. He claims the condition apparently covers his whole body (minus the top of his head), and that he's "smooth all over".
- About four months after coming to the state, Siz began whispering to police officers the titular phrase, "Hail Hydra." It is unknown whether it was merely meant to confuse the police or if he and the officers he spoke to are actually members of Hydra. He stopped the practice within a few weeks, assumedly after growing tired of the bit.
- When Siz first learned how to link his phone to his car stereo he had been a boombox of sorts, blasting random music to the denizens of San Andreas while driving about. He waned in this practice by late 2019, and it was stopped altogether in 2020 after a new government law banned copyrighted music.
- If Siz shits before going to shower he doesn't wipe but uses the shower water to clean his ass as a sort of aerial bidet.
- Siz was the first customer for the Tuner Shop after it moved locations on 8/17/2019.
- Siz used to patrol Mirror Park and Vinewood as the Chief of the HOA (Home Owners Association), staking out criminals and taxing residents and visitors a $10 fee. This was abandoned after the HOA became the HoA in early 2020.
- Siz enjoys his meat well-done.
- Siz's favorite cereal is Reese's Puffs.
- Siz enjoys Starburst Confectioneries and prefers sweets over salty snacks like potato chips.
- Siz managed to kidnap a random person from the yellow pages in less than one minute after beginning the search, a record time in the state.
- Siz's first gun in the state was an SNS pistol he received from Yung Dab, a gun he had until he returned it to Yung Dab soon after the 3.0 phone update.
- Siz is afraid of heights.
- Siz has stolen and joyrode in every single police motor vehicle except for the: police van, NOOSE Truck, police Granger, unmarked Schafter (he's never stolen one, but he has driven one back to MRPD for the police), and the prison bus (which he did briefly steal while in prison, but couldn't joyride since he couldn't drive out of the prison).
- In 2.0, Siz often referred to the police he saw as "policia", a habit he picked up from Speedy. Siz also often referred to a pistol as a "pistola" for the same reason. By 3.0 Siz dropped this trait, as Speedy no longer regularly interacted with Siz.
- Siz only washes one hand and uses the other to turn the faucet.
- Siz has been taken hostage six times, once where a kidnapping gone wrong resulted in Siz being briefly held hostage against the police. In this case, his kidnapper shot Siz down after the police refused to stop following him (Shortly after this he was shot down by the police and apprehended on the scene.) The second kidnapping was a chance encounter with a person who was hired to kill Julio Thomas; he took Siz hostage due to a prior beef with the HOA and as a bargaining chip to get at Julio. This resulted in Siz being stabbed after the HOA couldn't properly negotiate nor organize a rescue.
The third, fourth, and fifth kidnappings all occurred on the same day in the road in front of Pillbox Medical Center, with all ending in his safe release. The third kidnappers interrogated Siz concerning a prior robbery of themselves that they claimed a member of the HoA committed (demanding their goods and cash be returned); the fourth and fifth kidnappings were by Juan Carlos Hernandez's crew for the day (the fourth was to use Siz as a Jewelry store hostage and the fifth was done in jest, of which resulted in Siz's release at the Horny's Restaurant parking lot in Mirror Park).
His sixth time being kidnapped was by his adoptive grandmother Claire for another jewelry store in retaliation for the HoA kidnapping every member of the Angels, including her, for various reasons.
His seventh stint as a hostage was also for a jewelry store robbery, but this time it was by a crew made up of Curtis Swoleroid and various Chang Gang members (occurring on 6/13/22). In this situation Siz was actually happy to be their hostage and held no ill-will towards them afterwards, even willingly becoming their hostage after simply being asked.
- Siz was banned from the Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club from 4/28/19 to 9/19/19, a period of almost six months.
- Siz has an extreme distaste for EA and their development of the WWE 2K series since 2014 and harbored this opinion since he was invited to play-test 2K15 (where he was told a game function present in previous iterations of the series was removed because they "don't do it anymore").
- In 2.0, like his Step-Dab Siz never carried his own ID on him and actively threw out any and all IDs of his that the police forced him to purchase. Siz abandoned this practice after the 3.0 economy crash and now retains his ID to avoid incurring unneeded fines.
- Siz was the winner of Fucked or Cucked (a dating gameshow) where he simply pocketed the $22,000 cash reward rather than actually going on a date with the woman the other contestants were competing for (as he was already in a relationship with Griselda Harth).
- In an attempt to frame someone other than Jerry as the Mirror Park Predator, Siz, Kindle, and a friend they picked up went around Los Santos collecting semen from as many people as they could.
- Siz's kink is the feed fetish.
- Siz hates White-knights.
- Siz occasionally watches the QVC live stream in his downtime; he finds their enthusiastic infomercial style sales tactics for a myriad of mundane and/or odd products entertaining to watch.
- in 2.0 Premium Deluxe Motorsport employed him (along with most of the HOA) as reposessors, and Siz's first successful repossession was on Saab's Sentinel.
- Siz has a cybernetic prosthetic big toe that he received on 10/15/19.
- Siz was raided by the police for the first time on 10/25/19 when they raided both his personal residence in Mirror Park and the HOA headquarters in Vinewood. This resulted in a 355 month jail sentence and a $26,000 fine.
- Siz's first time in the ICU was on 10/29/19 and it lasted until 11/2/19. He was ran over by a police cruiser driven by Bobby Smith (with Olivia Copper as a passenger); Siz was riding a bike and had a sliver of health before he veered into the path of the police car. Siz's favorite EMS, Hedi Saurus, went back on-duty just to take care of Siz, even though she was in her casual attire. Siz had a list of 20+ Emergency Contacts, with Hedi (and her ice cream) being one of them (despite not having her number at the time).
- Siz became a millionaire for the first time on 11/13/19 after receiving a $5,000 paycheck at the LifeInvader building (which was also the location where Siz received his very first amounts of money in the state, back when the building was still branded as Facebook).
- Siz first accumulated more than two million dollars in his bank account on 3/28/20.
- Siz first accumulated more than three million dollars in his bank account on 7/10/20.
- Siz first accumulated more than four million dollars in his bank account on 8/11/20
- In late October-November of 2019 Siz developed a special vehicular maneuver called the "Siz Special". Despite the name, the maneuver itself is simply a euphemism for common vehicular manslaughter. (This was something Siz had been known to do for months accidentally whenever a person exited the vehicle he was driving before he fully stopped the car, as Siz often briefly stops/slows down at a location before adjusting his parking or moving slightly closer to the destination.) The name for the maneuver developed from his friends, mainly from Curtis, Ellie & Brett who observed/were the victim of this phenomenon and coined it. By late 2020 Siz had finally dropped the "Siz Special".
- On 11/28/19 Siz testified in court for the first time. He was a witness called by Ryan Kindle.
- Midway through 2.0, Siz said if he had to pick one gang to side with that it would be the Lean Bois because he saw/knew them the most and they all treated him like family (even though he is second in command of the Vagos he rarely got to interact with any of their members besides Speedy and Flippy, making the relationship with the gang much more distant to him.)
- Siz is the most loyal to Yung Dab . Speedy would be second and Saab, Denzel, Kray-Tor, then Vivi and Zelda would be tied for third.
- In 2.0, Siz was able to fly helicopters since December 14th, 2019 after training in another county. In 3.0, Siz had to go through official training with AirX Flight School to get his (now required) pilot's license.
- Siz was held until trial for the first time on December 18th, 2019 pending his trial for an act of terrorism he committed the day before. On 1/14/20 his case was dropped due to the lengthy period it took to organize the trial as his parole would’ve been longer than his sentence, if he was ever found guilty.
- While in prison on 12/19/19 pending his trial, Siz shaved his head and went bald.
- Siz was admitted into ICU for a second time and fell into a coma on December 28th, 2019 after seven bullets missed his vest. He and Julio were shot by Theodore Martin while attempting to talk him out of committing suicide off the top of Legion Square bank. He awoke on January 31st, 2020 after being in a coma for one month and three days.
- After his exit from the ICU on January 31st, 2020, Siz decided to forgo the use of a disguise in his criminal activity. At first it was due to rustiness in his criminal skills as a result of his long coma, but it evolved into a belief that a disguise is "unreliable" and not worth the effort to use in a crime. After doing this several times he managed to persuade other people such as Curtis, Flippy, Mike Wadum, etc to follow suit. This began a new trend called, "No Mask SZN" in early 2020, where criminals committed crimes without masks. Although occasionally Siz did wear a disguise, but not change his voice in an attempt to differentiate. This was briefly dropped during early 3.0, but nowadays Siz has returned to "No Mask SZN" with no regard to concealing his identity or guilt. He now relies solely on his own or his team's evasion skills to evade incarceration. Although occasionally this belief is ignored entirely in occasions when he does not want a warrant and/or his accomplices request a disguise.
- Siz was admitted to the ICU for a third time on 2/6/21 after being clipped by a truck shortly after being warned about being runover on the road. He awoke from ICU a day later.
- Siz's preferred wine is a rosé.
- The PD got Siz's DNA on record during an impromptu prostate exam, during which they scrapped off a sample from a mushroom shaped growth on the interior of Siz's colon.
- His girlfriend, Zelda, has been often mistaken as a sister of his, mostly due to his name being a corruption of "Sis Fucker" as well as his somewhat frivolous relationship with her. Ironically, according to Kiwo (who plays Mother), she intended to bring the Harths under her umbrella before she ultimately abandoned them with her first extended disappearance. Zelda has also been mistaken as Siz's daughter due to his insistence that he's older than he is (telling Raven and others that he's 47 years old), and how much younger she looks in comparison to him with his mustache and bald head. But when Siz wears his “College Dropout/Drug Mule” outfit he looks closer to Zelda’s age even to the point where Saab pokes fun at Siz calling him “his son”.
- Siz is able to consume hundreds of bottles of alcohol without suffering alcohol poisoning; he cites his "iron liver" for such a high tolerance. He once reached an astonishingly high 5,000 BAC level after Officer Sam Baas did a breathalyzer test on him, meaning 5,000 percent of his blood was alcohol (a feat that defies the laws of biology and physics).
- In the summer of 2019 Siz started purchasing and collecting rarities and oddities from people across the state. He was hoping to partner with Ramee to open up a museum to display them and hopefully auction them off. Although, this never occurred and after a year and a half of sitting in storage all his collectibles were seized by the state on the release of the 3.0 phone update.
- Siz is the first ever person to have stolen Vladimir Raven’s (ex chief of police and his father in law) PD AR.
- In November of 2019 Siz began wearing a fake mustache. At first it was simply part of a disguise for crime, but it later evolved into apart of his normal attire that he wore to boost his confidence. A similar situation occurred with his wig, of which he began wearing in late January of 2020 (as he had his head recently shaved and did not want to regrow his old hairstyle).
- Siz once fucked evidence he found in the PD's evidence room. When questioned on how he ruined said evidence he stated that he "deposited slime" all over the evidence, further clarifying to arresting officer Mike Bayo that is was "slime" and not cum.
- Siz has consistently described his penis as small and "knuckle shaped", however he has yet to reveal it to anyone.
- Siz was the last person Rico Ferarez † spoke to before he passed away on March 4th, 2020, after doing a bank trunk heist along with Curtis and Saab. His last words were “Just go” to Siz after he failed to get in the helicopter Siz was flying, allowing the PD time to open fire on the helicopter. (Of which mortally injured Siz, allowing for his subsequent arrest after the now uncontrolled helicopter crashed into the street below.)
- On March 19th, 2020 Mike Wadum, Siz Fulker, Juan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez, and Alabaster Slim successfully managed to complete the Vault Bank Heist, making them the second group in the state to attempt and complete it.
- He was able to successfully receive the phone numbers of Kym Johnson, Emily Reinhart, Violet van Housen, and Fiona Stewart within one hour after receiving "macking" training from adoptive uncle, Marty Swoleroid.
- Siz has started to mack on PD Dispatcher, Sydney Bearmont every time he sees her. He is unaware that she is dating Officer Casey Valentine, who is also trying to get at Zelda!
- On April 6, 2020 Siz was made a C4 Pusher by Lang Buddha as he found him the most trustworthy and discrete person to sell the product. Siz would only give one person C4, never following up with Buddha for further C4 due to a significant lack of demand. Additionally, Vinny Pistone sold him a warehouse on the very same day after he was deemed worthy by him and his associates.
- On 4/18/2020 Siz was temporarily blinded after Brian Knight shot a steam pipe which scalded the eyes and face of Siz. Lydia Vale tried to administer first-aid to help recover his eyesight, but it did not help; about two hours later Siz claimed to have been a "master" at braille while operating the ATM near his Mirror Park home. He regained sight on 4/19/2020 after the HOA sprayed him down with a fire truck, he also developed temporary tinnitus in the process.
- Siz used to walk with a sad demeanor, but eventually became more brave in his stance, dropping his signature walk. At first this was as a method to accelerate his ability to clean cash bands in mid 2020, but he retained his bravado despite his departure from the Taco Shop.
- Siz is the first and only person in the state who has managed to steal a blimp and use it in a crime. He attempted to do a bank truck heist on top of it with other HoA members, however this clearly was not possible. The endeavor ended when Siz attempted to land his blimp onto another blimp midair in an effort to evade the chasing police officers, causing an explosion that destroyed both blimps. Since then, he has successfully used a blimp to escape a Jewelry Store Robbery alongside members of the HoA.
- Siz sends Zelda various pictures of his feet while wearing differing pairs of flip-flops. His favorite pair are the black and white ones.
- Siz has been walking and running everywhere with flip-flops to the point where the soles of his feet have been completely calloused over. He claims that if he steps on a nail it won't penetrate through the skin.
- Siz was infected with syphilis on 5/5/20 after a doctor that treated his fall injuries (attained after an accident on Mt. Chilliad) claimed that infection with the disease was the only way to treat said injuries, despite syphilis not having any healing properties whatsoever.
- On May 15th, 2020 Siz took over Dom's old cocaine distribution position with the approval of Joe Caine and on May 16th, he was given keys to the cocaine production factory by Joe Caine.
- Siz owns two chimpanzees named Chimp Caesar and Mighty Joe that he purchased as apart of the updated furnishings for his HoA tavern. They replaced a python that was in a terrarium on a table that occupied the space where their cage resided.
- Siz once played a tune on his adoptive grandmother's vaginal kazoo, after which he immediately ran to a nearby convenience store to wash her vaginal fluids out of his mouth.
- On 7/21/20, after a week-long escapade in Japan, Siz vowed to not use any more firearms and instead use only melee weapons, citing his desire to "remain honorable". This lasted for a few weeks.
- Siz was the first person in the state to open a Bank Box. One was given to him by Chimp Caesar in front of his house in mid 2020, which he eventually figured out how to open using an air pressure lockpick.
- Julio Thomas pissed in Siz's mouth while he was downed on 9/11/20.
- Siz first accumulated more than five million dollars in his bank account on 11/3/20.
- From November 2020 to 3/12/21, Siz was so overweight that him alone could pop vehicle tires (which on average are rated to support 800 pounds past the weight of the vehicle itself). Tire failure occured at random intervals on the tire closest to wherever Siz was sitting.
- Despite weighing enough to pop car tires, he was fully capable of walking or even partaking in short sprints if motivated (demonstrating bone and muscle strength well in excess of any other recorded human being); although his stamina was still that of a typical obese person.
- On 12/15/20, after being knocked out by several people in a surgery room in Pillbox, Siz's kidneys were stolen and replaced with special hamsters by Dr. Agnes. These hamsters were supposed to be that of "fire resistance" and "gluttony", the latter of which was mistakenly swapped for a "sluttony" hamster by Dr. Agnes during the procedure. At the same time Dr.Agnes also removed large amounts of fat and grafted lizard skin onto him to repair damage caused by Julio Thomas biting chunks out of Siz's body while he was downed mere minutes beforehand. The "sluttony" hamster caused Siz to flirt with nearly everyone he saw (except for Stanley Wilkinson) while the "fire resistance" hamster turned his hair bright orange. Two hours later Siz had the "sluttony" hamster removed in a procedure done at the Altar of the Father of the Fire, after which he reverted to his obese self (seemingly also losing his fire resistance, despite that hamster not being removed.)
- Siz was almost charged with "improper handling of a corpse" after shooting serial killer Jasper Saxon's corpse, instead managing to upgrade said charge to second-degree murder. After being told that a miscommunication in the PD caused them to delete the crime from his record, Siz took them to court on 1/20/21 and ended up being charged with first-degree murder after he made a determined argument for the DOJ to recognize his supposed "murder" of Jasper, with Judge Coyote sentencing him to only 20 months in jail. Despite this ruling, Judge Coyote failed to actually add the charge to Siz's MDT, thus invalidating his entire endeavor. This made him the first person in San Andreas history to be: legally recognized for murdering a person who was already deceased (a paradox in itself), purposely argue that his charges be upped to that of murder, and actually completely avoid the results of a court case being reflected on his criminal record.
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