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Uchiha Jones is a character role-played by cyr aka Anime Phuckface.

Introduction[]

Born in Kansas, Japan, Uchiha Jones lived with his parents until the age of four, when they were brutally murdered in front of him. A man took him in and trained him as a Shinoba. At the age of 18, his sensei confessed that he was the one who beheaded his parents. Searching for his sensei, Uchiha moved to Los Santos. He is a core member of Chang Gang.

Uchiha speaks English and Kansas-ese, a mixture of Japanese and English. He also calls people "fucko", which is a term of endearment in his native land.

He has cybernetic arms, legs, and a shoko (penis) from Boston Dynamics (in collaboration with Pillbox Medical and SpaceSex). Uchiha wears an exoskeleton on his torso as a result of all the combat damage.

*Cyr has stated that Uchiha is based on various characters from video games [such as Final Fantasy] and anime series [such as Naruto]. Cyr uses music from these games and series to set the mood for Uchiha's character.

Uchiha's Early Days in Los Santos[]

Pinpoints

  • Uchiha's favorite doctor is Choi; she has helped him multiple times when he was injured in combat. She knows his cybernetic upgrades and how to fix them. Multiple EMT's also know about his upgrades and how to treat his injuries. The doctors at Pillbox Medical Center have become accustomed to Uchiha's Cybernetic upgrades.
    • Mel and Uchiha questioned Doctor Choi to see if she was his sensei, it is highly unlikely. With no leads on his sensei, Uchiha wonders if he is even in Los Santos.
  • Mother invited Uchiha and others to a Melbert themed party (Mel-Con) at the strip club. Outto-Tune Tyrone sang Mel a song, Vinny did a striptease, and Kelly did a bike show. Mel blew up a bunch of cars and burned himself, and Uchiha was run over by Jordan at the end of the filler episode. (all events were not canon to character development, according to cyr.)
  • Uchiha first met Vinny at Pillbox, where they fought. He then tells Choi that he wants to kill Vinny. Uchiha drove around on his motorcycle looking for Vinny, because he wanted to beat him up. After having no luck, Vinny called him. They met in front of his house and fought, and both of them got knocked down. In the end, they made up, and everything returned to normal.
The Egg Situation

Original Case

At one point, Nino Chavez claimed that Uchiha "shoved eggs up his ass". In response, Uchiha wanted to sue Nino for defecation, stating that he had lost business at his detective firm because of the rumor. Uchiha asked Dr. Choi for help finding a lawyer, and she called Erin; a newcomer to the role. Erin and Uchiha met in front of the courthouse, and Uchiha explained the case. After disclosing all the details of the situation, Erin revealed that she had already been hired as a defense attorney by Nino. Angered at Erin gathering this information from Uchiha, he left.

After the infuriating situation with Erin, Uchiha decided to hire Chang for SBS court. Upon meeting up with Chang, they devised a plan to frame Nino instead. They gathered Choi and Vinny, and headed to the Chicken Factory. Vinny disguised himself so that he resembled Chavez. The group staged a video so it seemed like Nino has been the one shoving eggs up his ass (video). Vinny had to commit to the act for it to be believable. The group then met with Nino at the mansion, and showed him the video; Nino questioned the group in anger, and left.

#NinoChaveggz

Uchiha and Chang debuted the video to the city, at an event meant for Brenda and Saab's two month anniversary. Everyone at the event posted on Twitter about the video, tweeting things such as #NinoChaveggz and #NinoShoveggzUpHisAss. Nino got a text from Saab, asking if he actually does what the video presents (1). Nino was extremely angry, and claimed to want to kill Uchiha.

Following the video debut, Chang set up a meeting to talk with Nino about it. Before driving to the location, Uchiha put on a disguise and hid in the trunk, in order to listen in on the conversation. During the discussion, the trunk was opened, and Uchiha was forced to get out. Luckily, he had previously beaten up a local on a bike, which Uchiha used to quickly escape (1).

Nino's Response

In revenge for Uchiha's actions, Nino planned to make a video of his own; depicting Uchiha and Choi in the act of "egg shoving". Nino employed Karen to play Choi, Garrett to play Uchiha, and Chang to help out. (video)

Nino aimed to host a city-wide event with a cash prize, and show everyone the video. However, unbeknownst to Nino, Chang had provided the location of filming to Uchiha. In true shinoba style, he snuck onto the scene, and found evidence that the video was a hoax (video).


Uchiha's Initiation To Chang Gang[]

Uchiha's Initiation To Chang Gang
: Uchiha is kidnapped by Chang, Randy, Ramee, and Vinny, who are dressed like Sasquatches. Uchiha is then taken to a maze, where he has to defeat all of the "Beasts." He manages to defeat all of the "Beasts", only to be confronted by Chang. They then engage in a gun fight, which leaves them both dead. They manage to get to the entrance of the maze, only to find Bobby Brown there, and he calls EMS. Once the EMS arrive, Chang tells Uchiha that he is officially a part of the Chang Gang. The boys then go to the mansion, and Vinny gives Uchiha keys.

Uchiha Returns to Los Santos after 7 Years[]

Returning to LS

After 7 years in Kansas Japan, a broke Uchi returns to Los Santos. Uchiha decides he needs to grind a little to enhance his financial standing, all the while aiming to connect with people and explore new possibilities in the city. Initially employed at Senior Buns and later at Group 6, Uchiha especially excels at Senior Buns, building relationships with old and new friends, encountering a lot of drama, earning a good amount of money (self-proclaiming as rich after just a few days of working there), and ascended to the position of manager.

Despite his success, Uchiha has harbored disdain for what he perceives as a 'minimum wage job' from the outset. Continuously stating he 'is going to bomb this place,' the notion of orchestrating terrorist bombing attacks has lingered in his thoughts since his return to the city. Over time, he conceives the notion of spearheading a revolution against major corporations. Gradually solidifying this revolutionary idea, his targets include the corporation overseeing Senior Buns, the very establishment he works in, and his overarching ambition extends to becoming 'el presidente'—the leader of an anarchist state resulting from a worker-led revolution he envisions.

Friends/Acquaintances[]

Mr. Chang

Uchiha's best friend, rival, leader and co-creator of Chang Gang. During the early times that Uchiha was in the city, they would fight each other in big battles (off the construction crane, top of Mount Chiliad, top of Miriam Turner Overpass Bridge, and the swamp). They usually rob stores or the vault together, with other members of Chang Gang. They run a detective firm and The Dragon's Dojo together. Chang put together an initiation for Uchiha to join Chang Gang, where Chang was the "Final Boss".
Melbert Rickenbacker

Uchiha's somewhat best friend; Mel is part of Prune Gang. During the early times in the city, Uchiha would hang out with Mel and Prune Gang most of the time. When Uchiha was involved with Mother's Family, Mel shot Uchiha in the back of head, causing Uchiha to lose his left eye. Mel had been manipulated by Tim Lee and Mother, and was under the impression that Uchiha was trying to set him up. This conflict was resolved after Mel discovered the truth, and explained the situation to Uchiha; asking for forgiveness.
Mel has also accompanied Uchiha during fights against Chang. During the swamp fight, Chang dumped Mel's Lambo (named Maria) in the swamp, after getting hit with a machete.
Ramee El-Rahman

A friend of Uchiha's; he is part of the Chang Gang and creator of "SBS" (Small Brain Syndrome). Ramee was the first person that Uchiha talked with about there being different realms existing. During a detective case, Ramee was possessed by a demon. Uchiha, Chang, and Jospeh had to do an exorcism on him at the church, and then again at the dam.
Ramee helped Uchiha with bail, and was the first person to tell Uchiha that he was part of Chang Gang. They have a good friendship, and get along with each other.
Vinny Pistone

A friend of Uchiha's who is a crazy Italian, and also a part of the Chang Gang. In the early days, Vinny would accompany Chang during his fights against Uchiha, where Vinny would call Uchiha a freak every time they ran into each other. Ever since Uchiha got closer with Chang Gang, they have grown closer.
As Uchiha grew closer, Vinny would charge Uchiha less money to fix his car, and would pay more for the pixerium Uchiha sold to him. Vinny also helped out Uchiha with paying for his bail during his court case.
James Marco St. Marco
Uchiha’s friend and co-worker at Snr. Buns and Gruppe 6.
Jason Polam
Uchiha’s other friend and co-worker at Gruppe 6.




Fun Facts[]

  • Uchiha ordered his legs off the Dark Web.
  • Uchiha learned how to pick up women from the video game Super Seducer.
  • Uchiha likes to tell mother jokes/burns. (1)
  • Uchiha helped Snake with the Bovice prison break.
  • Uchiha helped Bovice get a clean ID.
  • Uchiha went to a concert at an empty bar to watch a man sing a song for Mother.
  • Mr. Kebun is Uchiha's mortal enemy, mentor, and business partner.
  • Uchiha hates blackjack and racing.
  • Uchiha once ramped Lil Erf's car onto some power poles. (1)
  • Uchiha once told Karen to drive FAST! resulting in her being ejected from her car and dying. (1)
  • Uchiha wanted to sue Nino for defecation of character because he said he shoved eggs up his ass.
  • Uchiha has a cool Sakura-chan car and a motorcycle he calls 'the smoke monster'. (1)
  • Uchiha once did a pretty sick back-flip while in prison. (1)
  • Uchiha often takes on the persona of "Fish boy" and "Rick Grimes" during heists/missions and likes to ask for marshmallows. (1, 2)
  • Uchiha was Jordan Steele's best man for his wedding that they had outside of the courthouse.
  • Uchiha helped Joe Mullet, and Zelda Harth on a surprise practice mission to rescue John Pliskin.
  • Uchiha calls women Sakura-chan or LS thots.
  • Uchiha is co-owner of The Dragon's Dojo according to Chang.
  • Uchiha's feather tattoo on his right side represents his bird feet, the tattoo on his chest represents Boston Dynamics, and the tattoo on his right elbow was made by his drunk friend while they were both high on LSD.
  • Uchiha always enters the 420 realm during rare late nights hanging out with Chang.
  • Uchiha succeeds in his first getaway driving role during a heist with Boe and Pablo.
  • Uchiha robbed a convenience store twice by himself successfully.
  • Uchiha murdered (PERMA) El Muerto by stabbing him in the back with a knife in Chang's Dojo.
  • Uchiha is the first to be the dragon trophy champion.
  • Uchiha is one of the only convicted cop killers to still walk the streets, avoiding the death penalty in court.
  • Uchiha shot down his first person with Ricky Robins during a robbery gone wrong.
  • Uchiha's rap "Mother Don't Know" (https://www.twitch.tv/cyr/clip/KindLuckyKoalaMingLee)
  • Uchiha's rap "Jail Cell" (https://www.twitch.tv/cyr/clip/OptimisticBelovedClintChocolateRain)
  • Uchiha's rap "Top Notch Killer" https://clips.twitch.tv/AuspiciousFlaccidGuanacoJKanStyle
  • Uchiha has shot down Kael Soze and Bobby Smith.
  • Uchiha has the second sword in the city that Chang gave him after the battle for the cursed sword.

Quotes[]

  • "SAY IT! YOU THINK IM A FREAK!"
  • "See Ya, Fucko!"
  • "I don't expect you to understand."
  • "You got got."
  • "Prone Bone Style."
  • "I could have dropped you like a sack of rice."
  • "Relacc"
  • "Goog"
  • "LS Thots"
  • "I'm simply jesting"
  • "The best of the best of the best, Sir! With honors."
  • "Oishii desu ne"
  • "SHA"
  • "It's your life, take a chance"
  • "SILENCE MHORTALS!"
  • "Diagnostics suggest..."
  • "Natural selection, baby."
  • "A lot of people want to know just who I am, well I'm Uchiha."
  • "My old man is Jecht, and Jecht is sin"
  • "You ever just do some DMT and listen to Nickleback?"
  • "SLEEP"
  • “I’m only here to procreate. I cannot lose sight of that mission.”
  • "Be My Wife!"
  • "You're just a dumb old docktor"
  • "What happened to me"
  • "What's the point"
  • ''I'm going to bomb this place one day.''
  • "I have slept with my own mother."
  • "SYAT!"
  • "Sounds like the same old dilly dally shilly shally"


Openings / Endings[]


Media[]

Uchiha Jones' Theme

Cyr -55 Hoes[]

55 hoes country version


Videos[]


Gallery[]


Played By: Cyr
Characters: Uchiha Jones • Joe Caine • Joe Kerr • Fred Hurst • Rick Rhymes • Vincent Hunt • Gunther Geiger • Alex Jones • Remedy Williams • AJ West • Bob Cruz • Disgusto Meroni • Lola Frappe • Paul Dingh • Raggy Rogers • Sar Magnus • Leonardo Day-Lewis • The Father • Khan Di'Sendo • Maul Dingh†
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