Conan Clarkson/3.0

4.0

3.0

2.0 and Prior

Conan Clarkson

SASPR
Patriot
Vest

Status

Active

Aliases

Code 4
Cockless
10-42
The Park Knight
LT
OG (by Pinzon)
Cownan (by Baas)
Wonan
Lieutenant Liability
Conan Calories (by Soze)

Relatives

Richard Richardson

Cousin

Biographical Information

Date of Birth

January 18th, 1995

Age

29

Place of Birth

Liberty City, Liberty, USA

Nationality

American

Gender

Male

Species

Human

Relationship Information

Relationship Status

Single

Children

Cuck Clarkson

Son

Faction Information

Former Affiliation

Street Racing Unit

San Andreas State Park Rangers

Employment Information

Former Job(s)

San Andreas State Park Rangers

Ranger Corporal

Law Enforcement Detail
Status	Badge #	Insignia
Fired	299

Role-player Information

Played By

Ramee

Conan Clarkson is a character role-played by Ramee.

General Description[]

Conan Clarkson was a Ranger Corporal of the San Andreas State Park Rangers, Badge #299.

Personality[]

Conan is renowned in the city for being boisterous and a prankster. This has led to numerous appearances in court in the past, most notably with employees of Otto's Autos. However, he can be an excellent field and pursuit leader when needed, as he has demonstrated multiple times. ^[1]^[2]

He is also highly protective as a department lead, and constantly works to make the San Andreas State Park Rangers a better division. He is a close friend of Trooper Jack Ripley, one of the heads of the K9 Unit, and worked to ensure that every State Park Ranger was trained to be a K9 Handler. He also worked with Trooper Jackie Snow, to ensure that State Park Rangers, if willing, are able to access the training needed to pilot Air-1.

Background Information[]

Conan Clarkson, born and raised in Liberty City, always wanted to be a Park Ranger. Ever since he was a boy, he had a fascination for wildlife and nature. He would always bring home rabbits and squirrels to his mom to see if he could eat it.

Eventually, he grew out of bringing home roadkill, and decided to preserve parks and oversee recreations. He moved to Los Santos and became a Park Ranger for the San Andreas State Parks Center, where he works with Jessica, who will shoot anyone that stands too close to her.

Notable Events[]

Otto's Auto's vs Conan
July 10th 2021 - Otto's Auto's vs Conan On July 10, Conan went to Ottos Autos for a repair, entering the mechanic shop at high speeds, striking multiple employees. When the employees approached Conan, they stated that he was banned. In response Conan showed the employees his badge saying, “I’m Park Ranger Conan Clarkson.” Later on in his shift, Conan returned to Otto’s entering the shop at somehow even higher rates of speed, hitting a wall and being ejected from his vehicle. While at the shop Conan was heard being said, “Am I still banned?” On his exit Conan ran over multiple employees (sending James Arsenal into the ICU), and struck multiple vehicles. After that moment of pure SBS, the employees from Otto’s 911’d that they were struck and ran over by the ranger. Two officers arrived on scene, Senior Officer Jeffrey Bundy and Officer Dwayne Carter. After collecting multiple statements and collecting evidence, a warrant was put out on the ranger. Conan returned to Mission Row Police Department, attended the meeting and was placed in cuffs by Bundy. Multiple officers found problems with this and told Bundy to just put it on the docket. Later- on July 30th, Conan and Richard Richardson went to Otto's before the court case, and shot their weapons into the air, and into some of the vehicles parked at the shop. In the court case Conan was found not guilty of Hit & Run, but was found guilty of Assault with a Deadly Weapon x3, and was sentenced to mandatory anger management. Despite being banned from Otto’s, Conan has gone into the business multiple times disguised and identifying himself as Ellis Pinzon or Ziggy Buggs. And on August 9th, Conan entered Otto’s and discovered that he was no longer banned, and he hit people on the way out, again. Conan was contacted by Alan Crane, a lawyer representing Otto’s. As it turned out Crane along with the employees were messing with the ranger, and Crane even offered to help expunge his record.

Underwood vs Conan
October 16th 2021 - Underwood vs Conan On the 16th of October, Conan, whilst at MRPD, ordered Jim Underwood to the Beaver Bush Ranger Station. He subsequently admitted to Olivia Copper, who he had been riding with, that he was going to beat Underwood] up. Underwood agreed over the radio and proceeded to break off mid-chase after responding to a race to meet with Conan. Conan and Underwood met on the Baytree Canyon Drive and drove to Beaver Bush Ranger Station together. Upon arriving, Conan pulled out a Skorpion and placed a C4 in his pockets. He then commanded Underwood to "follow him" and walked into the office, whilst Underwood questioned Copper about Conan as both followed him into the office.Whilst walking into the office, Conan said that "Underwood is a little tied up here Brittany" and proceeded to maliciously chuckle over the radio afterwards. Multiple welfare checks occurred over the radio, and Conan as well as Copper stated Underwood was ok. Brittany Angel, hearing this, became concerned and proceeded to slowly make her way to the Ranger Station. Conan ordered Underwood to take a seat in his office, and confronted him about his request for ranger liveries which had been delayed for some time, whereas three new interceptors for the PD had arrived. He proceeded to shoot the Skorpion at the ground and threatened Underwood with the C4 in his pockets. Conan questioned Underwood, to which he responded that Conan's emails had been in his junk mail. Conan, getting angrier, shot Underwood four times and shot Copper once whilst Angel videoed from the window with her phone. Suspecting someone was outside, Conan ran onto the balcony of the ranger station, but failed to find Angel. Upon re-entering the office, he pulled out his Rocket Launcher and pointed it at Underwood, which Angel also managed to take a picture of. Whilst taking the picture, Conan saw Angel in the window with her phone, and proceeded to chase her. After Conan shot Angel's interceptor, Underwood, Angel and Copper held Conan at gunpoint. Conan was ordered to suck the bullets out of Underwood at which point, he dropped the C4 in his pockets and all parties ran for cover. Eventually, Conan gave Underwood $225,000 for the Interceptor, Explorer and Charger liveries. Later, on the 5th of December, Conan, whilst in the Shift One PD meeting, twatted out "25k On Underwoods Head". Jim Underwood was subsequently held up and brought to the Ranger Station by Vinny Pistone when Underwood went to Maldini's Pizzeria. Vinny Pistone never received the money from Conan.

Fired from PD and Treason
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Momentous Dates within the Government[]

Unified Police Department[]

Rank	Note		Date
Ranger	PD Ranking Restructure; Badge #399		February 5th, 2021
Ranger	Changed Badge Number to #299		March 2nd, 2021
Sergeant	Promoted to Sergeant		August 9th, 2021
		Air Certified	August 12th, 2021
		Interceptor Certified	August 12th, 2021
		Motorcycle Certified	August 17th, 2021
		K9 Certified; Handler for Bonan	August 18th, 2021
Lieutenant	Promoted to Lieutenant		October 15th, 2021
		Appointed as Pursuit Driver in the SRU	October 15th, 2021
		Interceptor Restructure; Charger only Access	April 21st, 2022
Game Warden	Promoted to Game Warden		September 20th, 2022

Senior Ranger	2023 PD Restructure; Badge #299		March 6th, 2023
Senior Ranger		SRU Disbanded	March 6th, 2023
Deputy Game Warden	Promoted to Deputy Game Warden		March 7th, 2023
Senior Ranger	Stepped Down to Senior Ranger		June 2nd, 2023
Ranger Corporal	SASPR Restructure; Transitioned to Ranger Corporal		August 17th, 2023
Ranger Corporal	Fired		August 28th, 2023

Relationships[]

Police Departments

Brian Knight

Brian Knight and Conan have known each other for a long time and are very close. The two worked together in the Old City frequently, and can sometimes be seen patrolling together now.

The two are a dangerous duo when together, with Knight supplying the "evil ideas" and Conan doing it, as Knight remarked in The People vs Kyle Pred, on April 7th, 2022.

Joel Garcia
Conan and Joel Garcia often patrolled together, especially during Shift 3. They are close friends, often bantering with one another, and engaging in Twatter wars with criminals.

Mervin Napoli
Conan got to know Mervin Napoli through Joel Garcia, who is close to him. Another one of Conan's Shift 3 patroll partners, the two can often be seen patrolling in an interceptor, often along with Garcia.

Raycardo Flick
Raycardo Flick is an officer who Conan has indicated interest in bringing into the coveted Ranger Department.

Sam Baas†
Sam Baas and Conan are close friends, with Baas being one of Conan and the SASPR's biggest advocates. Baas also helps Conan with managing his department, with Conan regularly coming to him for advice regarding potential Rangers and the odd promotion.

Cletus Cornwood

Kyle Pred

T.J. Mack
T.J. Mack and Conan have known each other for a long time. The two enjoy a very close relationship, having been officers for 3 years, and can sometimes be seen patrolling together when Conan is on duty.

William Gunner†

Domenic Toretti

Ensley Alton

Fingle Dan
Fingle Dan is a deputy who Conan has indicated interest in bringing into the coveted Ranger Department. Conan also heavily fucks with Fingle.

A.J. Hunter

AJ Hunter is one of Conan's closest friends in the Unified Police Department/3.0. AJ was one of Conan's few FTOs, and the two officers have been close ever since. Conan supported AJ in his pursuit of becoming a Trooper, even allowing him to become a Ranger, so that he would be a part of the State Police.

The two officers, when on duty at the same time, can often be found patrolling together and if in separate cars, the two will sometimes pit one another. They also happen to get in trouble together, having being reprimanded by multiple officers senior to them in the Captain's Office of the Mission Row Police Department.

Jack Ripley
Jack Ripley and Conan are good friends within the Police Department. Jack usually backs Conan up whenever he needs it, and often supports him with Command issues, especially disciplining other officers. The two members of the State Police can often be found engaging in SBS behaviour when together.

Olivia Copper
Olivia Copper and Conan have known each other for a long time. Copper will often patrol with Conan when he is on duty, and will often be damage control for Conan's SBS antics.

Tony Andrews
Tony Andrews and Conan have known each other for a long time. They are close friends, with Andrews being the leader of the SASPR during its early days. The two, when on duty at the same time, can often be seen pranking other officers, the most iconic being when they pranked Jim Underwood.

John Mineo

Honathan Yolo

Tessa Lamb

Conan and Tessa are good friends, with Tessa being one of the three longest serving Rangers in the San Andreas State Park Rangers. Tessa is one of the first people that Conan will speak with regarding department matters, and strongly values her input on making the department better. Conan and Tessa also support each other with legislation changes and budget issues, with Tessa having instituted several changes in legislation pertaining to Hunting and Fishing, and Conan being largely responsible for obtaining and using funds to better the Park Ranger Department.

Wesley Arnold†
Wesley Arnold is a deputy who Conan has indicated interest in bringing into the coveted Ranger Department.

Ziggy Buggs
As the Original Park Ranger, Conan and Ziggy are good friends. As the two leads of the San Andreas State Park Rangers, the two have built the department from the ground up, along with Tessa Lamb, making the Department one of the most stable and enjoyable departments to be in, second only to the San Andreas State Police.

Trivia, Quotes, and Clips[]

He was known as "The Lone Ranger" and "The Last Ranger", being the only ranger in the city for some time.
He was promoted to Lieutenant after helping the PD win a Paintball Tournament.
His callsign when bringing out Air-1 is "Cockless 1".
Known for being brash and upfront with his colleagues.
He finally got his mobility scooter from Yeager on August 28, 2023.