The Guild is a group of LARPers who play their Dungeons & Dragons characters in real life. They are commonly known as The Nerds. They originally met on a LARPing online forum and came to Los Santos to meet in real life for the first time. They do not consider themselves a gang.
The Guild accept quests from their Stormlord who they worship, aiming to gain more experience and level up through accomplishing them. They earned themselves quite a reputation in the city. This led them to becoming employees at Rooster's Rest through being lured that it's a D&D campaign.
As they embarked on the quests handed to them, the Guild proved themselves as a dedicated and hardworking group, significantly contributing to the successful start of Rooster's Rest. However, they eventually felt a sense of dissatisfaction regarding their payment. Talon was then revealed to them, an organization they have to swore their loyalty to, and made them believe that their Stormlord is the one behind it. They were also convinced to never go out of character and to start fully embracing their character identities. Aiding a lot in the operations and eventually getting a bench of their own, the Guild has become more independent and learned to build connections of their own from all the things they were both exposed and taught with by their mentors and the city.
List of Members[]
The legal names of many Guild members are not widely known because all party members refer to each other almost exclusively by the names of their characters.
Chosen Nerds[]
The chosen nerds are the Stormlord's chosen ones.
- Burt Beans - Gloryon Pecorino the Storm Cleric
- Fred Fredrick - Necrolord the Necromancer
- Keith Wanderlust - Lando Stormborn of the Mountain Kingdom in the North, Manager of the Cock and Attempted Dragonslayer
- Kyrin-Chan WeuhBou - Leyla Nightingale of Embervale, First Arcane Trickster of Her Name
- Lars Haverford - Bjorn Tripod Corleone the Battle-Ready Bionic Barbarian, Attempted Dragonslayer, Wrangler of the Fingle, Ninja Looter and Former Employee of the Week. Warden of the North.
- Stanly Lessfield - Gea Stagdancer the Paladin
Other Members[]
Full Members[]
- Ai Musori - Egg Thundercock the Rogue
- Bernice Caldershot - Shadowlord, Arcane Trickster
- Bradley Evans - Sir Kickass the Monk
- Chut McMillan - Chut the Magnificent Sorcerer Supreme
- Greg Westside - Pebbles the Bad Dog
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- Alex Domino
- Finguild Dan - Immortal Dan the Brewmaster Monk
- Clarence Lorenfill - Flamewrath the Flame Sorcerer
- Trey Romano
- Delver Lee
- Eve DiCenzo-Summers
Inactive Members[]
- Arthas Menethil the Death Knight
- Clarence Trueshot the Ranger
- Greg Vomber - Sportacoss the Warrior
Former Members[]
- Clyde Eastside † - Meowfurryon Stormkitten, Archdruid of the Grove and Protector of the Wild. Formerly one of the chosen nerds, Meowfurryon left on his own terms after being pushed too far by Denzel Williams and pressured to go against his morals.
- Rat Lord - Ratlord the Raccoon was adopted by Yeager as the mascot of The Guild. He was killed after Game One of Squid Game.
- Yeager Demonblood - Left the Guild after repeated conflicts and deteriorating relationships with other Guild members to live on Sanguine Isle. Has since returned to being on good terms with the remaining Guild members but has not formally rejoined.
- Fiona Stewart - Left The Guild after distancing herself from them as a result of conflicts she had with Yeager and Bjorn and from siding with Lang Buddha in conflicts between Lang and other members of the Guild.
Former Guild Mom[]
- Anna Swallows - Anna Swallows of the Deep, Mother of the Cock, Mega Karen. The Guild stopped associating with her after she was fired from the Rooster's Rest.
Roster[]
Chosen Nerds[]
Gloryon
Meowfurryon
Necrolord
Yeager Demonblood
Lando Stormborn
Leyla Nightingale
Gea Stagdancer
Bjorn the Barbarian
Full Members[]
Egg Thundercock
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Shadowlord
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Sir Kickass the Monk
Chut the Sorcerer
Pebbles
Flamewrath
Prospects[]
There are currently no prospects.
Vocabulary[]
The Guild have developed their own vocabulary which consists of archaic terms to describe modern concepts that would otherwise not fit into their D&D universe. They also refer to everyone outside of the Guild as either "Sir", "Mr" or "Ms" followed by the person's first name (e.g. "Ms Ellie").
| Guild Expression | Meaning |
|---|---|
| steed | bicycle |
| mount, carriage | vehicle, car |
| dragon | helicopter, Yeager's first car |
| pigeon | text message |
| sending stone, summoning stone, communication crystal | mobile phone |
| healing potion | medkit, bandages |
| catnip | weed |
| skooma | meth |
| wand | gun |
| popsicle | silencer |
| city guard, city guardsman | LSPD member |
| queen's guard, state guardsman | state trooper |
| queen/king of the forest | park ranger |
| emperor | boss (specifically referring to Lang, Don, Nino) |
| high cleric | nurse, doctor, EMS |
| (foul) temptress, succubus | stripper |
| crusading | playing World of Warcraft |
| karate | car chopping |
Trivia[]
- The Guild is often compared to the HOA.
- Other Guild members are commonly mistaken for Gloryon.
- All Guild members are virgins.
- The Guild semi-ironically claimed Vinewood as their territory.
- All new members are blooded in with the Stormlords Holy Fire in the Guild Hall
- The Guild has been influential in several law changes in Los Santos, case law People v Wrangler, Case law People v Burt Beans, and a member of the Guild caused a Torture law to be legislated.
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