Sabith "Bunny" Cohen is a character role-played by itsjustasummerjob.
Bunny served as the 5th Mayor of Los Santos. She is the current Hospital Administrator of the Simone Memorial Hospital, and one of four board members on the Los Santos Medical Group Board of Directors. She co-owns Plan Bee and The Richman Hotel.
Background[]
Sabith Cohen, more commonly known as Bunny, was a showgirl for the "Coyote Cabaret" dance crew (for eight years under the employ of downtown bar owner Caesar Coin) in Nashville, Tennessee who had lived in an apartment with a mentally controlling fiancé named Buck. Six years into their relationship (and four years after their engagement), Bunny left him with her apartment and moved to Los Santos on April 8, 2021 for a fresh start.
Bunny makes friends quickly and is willing to do almost anything to support the people she loves. She spends most of her time helping various businesses and entrepreneurs around the city. When she isn't working, she can most often be found neck-deep in "boi trouble." While she can sometimes come across as ditsy, her silly personality masks a fount of personal trauma and a sharp business mind.
🏝️ General Information[]
Bunny's mayoral portrait inside of Dennis LaBarre City Hall on February 23, 2023
Bunny started out in Los Santos running businesses and working booths at the Andi Jones Farmers Market and the Dean World Night Market, aspiring to one day become the Mayor of Los Santos. As the CEO of Bahama Mamas West, her big break came when she won Cerberus' "Corpo Kid" reality competition to become the co-CEO of the brand-new Diamond Casino Hotel. She was also promoted from clean face to business underboss of The Stable about five days before the group broke up. On April 1st, 2022, Bunny finally fulfilled her dream and became the 5th Mayor of Los Santos, succeeding previous Mayor Emma Gaine.
Bunny is anti-violent, and doesn't even like to hurt locals. She has never owned a gun or been caught for a felony. She has also never applied for a weapons license, hunting license, or fishing license. Although she frowned upon The Stable's forays into violence, she believed in the overall good of the group except for the time that a Stable Hand stalked and murdered an innocent district attorney. To this day, Bunny considers the discovery of his burnt corpse after she had failed to prevent his murder the worst day of her life. The police investigated Bunny as an accomplice to that ADA's murder, as a shadow member of The Stable, and as a shadow ringleader of The Stable--but found no evidence of her involvement. She has also been audited as the Diamond Casino Hotel CEO, as the Mayor of Los Santos, as the Parks and Recreation owner, and as the Hospital Administrator at Viceroy Medical Center by people unsuccessfully looking for embezzlement.
Bunny is a capitalist and anti-monopolist who believes that citizens should be hypercritical of their government. Because of how seriously that Bunny cares about business, civics, and government, she is often misunderstood by criminals, strangers, and friends who expect levity and preferential treatment from her. Bunny compartmentalizes her business and personal feelings. She shrugs at resignations, is not afraid to fire friends, and is open to working with sworn enemies if her business calls for it.
Bunny is no longer on speaking terms with Cerberus, the megacorporation where her former best friend Nancy Drew works. Although Bunny ran Dean Watson's Diamond Casino Hotel (until it closed at the beginning of 2023) and used to be part of the Clean Queens that Nancy formed, Bunny was one of their least indoctrinated CEOs and was never afraid to be critical of their disproportionate wealth. When Cerberus backed Bunny's mayoral campaign, Dean, Leslie Lingberg, and Lang Buddha concluded she was too honest for them. They never asked her for any political favors for Cerberus, which had always struck her as ironic given how she was labelled the "corporate puppet" but not her mayoral successor: Cerberus loyalist and embezzler Mickey S. Bunny initially tried to work with him, but eventually became disillusioned with his administration. She also became concerned about all of the ways that Mayor Lang's AEGIS legislation could be abused and weaponized. Bunny had to go into long-term hiding from a Cerberus-Chang Gang alliance and suffer their rumors about her when Mayor Lang crusaded against her friend Nicholas Simone and the Simone Memorial Hospital where they worked as LSMG board members. Tired of the stigma that she hated Cerberus and would try to manipulate her husband, Mayor Sexton Cohen, against them, Bunny recused herself as a Deputy Mayor from his administration. However, Lang ended up hating Mayor Sexton as well over his approval of a pharmaceutical company tied to paroled terrorist Michael Simone. Ironically, Lang went on to bomb the Simone Memorial Hospital with Tony Corleone.
Bunny's middle name Doe is derived from a mythological god of death who ensouled several mortal humans with pieces of herself, like an ocean filling cups of water. Bunny uses "Doe" as her stage name when releasing music, and attributes the whiteness in her hair and her occasional sleepwalking episodes to Doe. Nancy Drew began referring to herself and Sexton Hardcastle as Bunny's "soulmates" because of an emergency soul tethering ceremony Cassandra Silverton performed to save Bunny's dying body. It is still unknown what happens if anyone in the trinity were to die--on one occasion, both Sexton and Nancy felt lightheaded around the same time he found Bunny cold and unresponsive on the beach. Bunny believes she was predestined to be with Rocky Topps, Jeffy Coldiron, and Edgar Del Castillo; and that she'll be reborn as another girl named Margo (however, Margo and several other pacifists have already been born on Earth with Doe souls). Bunny also believes that meeting immortal assistant Peren Meliamne caused her to remember Doe's memories, diverging the original timeline into the current timeline where she married Sexton.
Nancy and Sexton have historically struggled with Bunny's compulsion to "fix" problematic friends, e.g., Jeffy Coldiron, Nicholas Simone, and Edgar Del Castillo, particularly when she lamented about them but still gave them multiple chances--even putting her own life at risk by associating with Nick and Edgar. Bunny and Sexton have also struggled with Nancy's loyalty to Cerberus boss Lang Buddha, whose temporary alliance with Chang Gang once forced Sexton and Bunny into long-term hiding because of her friendship with Nicholas Simone.
Disavowed by Nancy Drew and hunted by both the Bondi Boys MC and Michael Simone for helping Edgar Del Castillo, Bunny fled Los Santos with her husband Sexton on December 10, 2023.
🐎 Clean Face of The Stable[]
When Bunny's good friend Thomas Dwayne (the owner of the Bahama Mamas West nightclub that she ran) joined Mick Flair, Dick Chiclets, and Nancy Drew in starting a new crime organization called The Stable, Bunny agreed to own their warehouse. It was nicknamed "The Barn", and served as the stash for all of The Stable's illegal money and drugs. Bunny continued to stay clean while the group ran illegal activities to pay The Barn off. At times, she had to make the loan payments from her own personal savings until the group could reimburse her. Occasionally, Bunny wanted more transparency from The Stable even though the group was not allowed to discuss any of their criminal activities with her. Friend and Stable Hand Elizabeth "Lizzie" Byrne's unsanctioned, premeditated murder of ADA Malcador Sigilite on August 18, 2021 provoked Bunny's strongest objection.
  Malcador Sigilite was an Assistant District Attorney whom Bunny had spent hours trying to save the life of. He had been repeatedly kidnapped and stalked by Elizabeth "Lizzie" Byrne (a Stable Hand whom Bunny had once dated). Lizzie convinced herself that she needed to kill Malcador to protect herself and The Stable from exposure. On August 18, 2021, Bunny spoke with Lizzie at the Farmers Market and sensed something wrong with her. Bunny's boyfriend, Senior Stable Hand Rocky Topps, called Lizzie and found out her plan to commit the murder--but then went to sleep for the night. In an effort to stop the murder from happening, Bunny demanded Lizzie's whereabouts from her friend Thom Yung or else Bunny would expose The Stable (Lizzie's most beloved relationship) to the police. Lizzie phoned Bunny that it was "too late", and reluctantly directed her to the torture chamber where she had killed and burned up Malcador. Bunny, guilt-ridden about her failure to save Malcador's life, called 911 and lied to responding Senior Officer Ellis Pinzon that she had randomly found the corpse.   Bunny giving a moral argument to Stable Head Dick Chiclets Later calling it the worst day of her entire life, Bunny was traumatized by the inhumanity of the murder and by all of the things she could have done differently to prevent it. She also began questioning the morality of The Stable to Stable Head Thomas Dwayne when they didn't kick Lizzie out of the group for her depravity. It turned out that Stable Heads Mick Jhonson, Dick Chiclets, and Thomas were actually more concerned with Lizzie's rogue carelessness, e.g., involving clean face Bunny, than the actual murder. At the construction site for Maison Ricard, Dick placed a gun on the counter to address the threat Bunny had made to Lizzie about taking down The Stable. But Bunny responded with persuasive rhetoric that she believed The Stable to be good people who needed to avoid becoming monsters. Mick was the last holdout against removing Lizzie from The Stable. He proclaimed that he didn't care what Bunny thought, and that telling them how to discipline Lizzie was like him telling Bunny how to run Bahama Mamas. Mick eventually folded and began discussing how the Stable Heads would execute and ocean dump Lizzie, but Stable Head Nancy Drew dissented and was able to talk them into peacefully exiling Lizzie from the group instead. |
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Some time after The Stable had finally removed Lizzie from the group, SCU detectives Sexton Hardcastle, Amber Gold, and Luka Kovacic investigated Lizzie for Malcador's murder. The detectives, suspicious over whether Bunny had "coincidentally" discovered Malcador's body in a secluded torture chamber, plotted to interrogate her and name her as an accomplice to an ADA's murder (Sexton even considered searching Bunny's warehouse for the murder weapon). When Luka couldn't reach Bunny, he put out a BOLO ("be on the lookout") to that effect. Alarmed, Bunny's lawyer Siobhan Fitzpatrick cleared everything up and accompanied both Bunny and her therapist Pixie Plum in the interrogation room. During the interrogation, Luka believed Bunny's tearful story that she discovered the body while scouting out properties, and rerouted the homicide investigation elsewhere. Meanwhile, The Stable had emptied everything illegal out of The Barn because of the Bunny investigation and because Thom Yung had spotted Matt Rhodes searching for the warehouse that Lizzie's crew was using. Rhodes, vengeful that Lizzie had kidnapped and gunned down his husband Richard Dark, knew the spot in the area where her friend Xavier Valentine had parked his car, but didn't know the actual warehouse location or the identity of Lizzie's crew. Rhodes also knew she and Xavier shared storage because Lizzie had allowed him to look through all of her text messages. Ultimately, Lizzie finally ended the threat to The Barn by confessing to Malcador's murder and going to prison for the 9's. |
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The Barn came under threat again when the neighboring warehouse, used by the HOA and owned by Mirror Park Tavern bartender Blanden Haster, got locked up by the police because Kian Mercer and Lilith Ailhart had been gunned down next to it. Unbeknownst to the HOA, Judge Alan Crane did not feel that Jeffrey Bundy's warrant had enough probable cause to search the HOA warehouse for class 2 guns (the police had recovered one that was robbed off of Kian). To protect the HOA warehouse from a police raid, Jesus Antonio Lopez Contreras risked a false flag scheme where he kidnapped Bundy, asked why the police had locked up The Stable's warehouse, and gunned him down. To Bundy's delight, Crane subsequently approved a raid of the locked up HOA warehouse (Bundy and Crane had never heard of "The Stable" before). Bundy seized over 40 meth pillows from the warehouse, and the HOA warehouse owner Blanden Haster went down for drug trafficking. Later, Bundy mused what the gunman had meant by "The Stable". |
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On November 9, 2021, the Street Crimes Unit turned their attention to The Barn, which similarly had over 40 meth pillows hidden inside of it. Lt. Jeffrey Bundy had searched Kirk Jerkems' apartment for illegal guns, but instead found three pillows of Kirk's meth strain 51-rhinoceros. Because half of The Stable had accidentally obstructed the raid in Thomas Dwayne's car, SCU claimed reasonable suspicion that Thomas' Bahama Mamas West CEO Bunny might be storing the crew's illegal drugs inside of her warehouse.   Det. Sexton Hardcastle staking out The Barn Det. Sexton Hardcastle staked out The Barn for eight hours and one whole morning. Finally on November 12, 2021, The Stable set out on a mission to smuggle all of the meth pillows out of The Barn to protect Bunny from a drug trafficking charge. Thomas, Dick Chiclets, and Xavier Valentine stormed into the warehouse as Kirk, Abner Vaca, and Marie Ortiz scouted out the area for police surveillance. Dick and Thomas then carjacked an armored Landstalker SUV to transport The Barn's meth pillows in, and the six of them headed toward the meth drop-off location in a three-car convoy. As Air-1 and a wave of police cars led by Sexton swarmed after them, the four Stable Hands created enough interference for Dick and Thomas to escape in the armored SUV, successfully drop off the meth, and ultimately save Bunny from incrimination. Because this SCU investigation had burned The Barn, The Stable stopped using it to stash anything illegal. Bunny and Nancy Drew renamed the warehouse to "The Hive", and began using it to store honey and bee's wax for their legal business Plan Bee. Ironically, Sexton later saved Bunny from her first felony arrest when she provided falsified documentation for the delivery truck that she had stolen to transport Plan Bee's goods. Sexton finally saw the inside of the warehouse on January 18, 2022, when Nancy gave both him and Lily Pond a guided tour of it. |
💎 Diamond Casino Hotel CEO[]
Bunny competed for a Diamond Casino Hotel CEO position in a Cerberus funded TV show called "Corpo Kid" against nine other contestants, and made it to the semi-final round with Tommy T, Lexi Law, and Dean Quincy. In the final round, Cerberus challenged finalists Bunny and Tommy T to a prisoner's dilemma:
- If Bunny picked "conquer" and Tommy T picked "divide", Bunny would win the CEO position.
- If Bunny picked "divide" and Tommy T picked "conquer", Tommy T would win the CEO position.
- If both Bunny and Tommy T picked "divide", they would share the CEO position.
- If both Bunny and Tommy T picked "conquer", Lexi Law would have won the CEO position in a surprise twist.
Both Bunny and Tommy T picked "divide", and were declared the winners of the competition. On September 6, 2021, Bunny happily woke up in the Diamond Casino Hotel for the first time.
Bunny and Tommy T had contrasting expectations of their CEO positions. Bunny felt that Tommy T should do more work, while Tommy T felt that Bunny should do less work.
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Some time after Bunny hired her Stable friends Abner Vaca and Marie Ortiz onto the Diamond Casino Hotel, Bunny's boyfriend Jeffy Coldiron hired Kirk Jerkems on as hotel security. On December 6, 2021, Kirk, Abner, and Marie (blacked out with guns instead of wearing their casino hotel employee uniforms) barged into the Angels' hotel room to warn Randy Bullet against cooking meth there (previously, Bunny had spotted Randy cooking on the casino rooftop and didn't want police to raid the whole hotel). Indignant, Randy complained to the Angels, Tommy T, and Diamond Casino Hotel owner Dean Watson. Dean and Lang Buddha, surprised to learn that Bunny was the clean face of The Stable, called an impromptu Cerberus meeting with Bunny inside of the hotel. Bunny did not know about the hotel security, and assured Cerberus that only four trusted hotel employees could access the hotel room stashes to put the laundromat coins and lucky soaps in. Lang confronted Bunny over her connection to The Stable, and ordered her to give Thomas' hotel room to him. Later on the casino rooftop, Cerberus questioned Tommy T and found out what Randy and the Angels had said to him about The Stable. This led Lang to conclude that Randy and the Angels were trying to manipulate Cerberus into firing Bunny and The Stable from the hotel. Irregardless, Lang distrusted The Stable, and convinced Cerberus that all of Bunny's Stable friends should be fired (meanwhile, Bunny had already done so). Bunny and Nancy Drew concluded that they shouldn't employ any Stable members into Cerberus businesses. On December 7, 2021, Bunny and various Stable members repeatedly conferred about whether to disband the group because of all the negative associations with it. To protect the group from any future backlash, Kirk left The Stable. The group stopped having Stable meetings and paying dues, started to just individually buy into each bank job as friends without giving The Barn a cut, and began admitting that The Stable had broken up. |
Bunny actively worked as the CEO of the Diamond Casino Hotel until its closure on January 4, 2023.
👑 Clean Queen[]
On the night of December 20th, 2021, Nancy Drew purchased the Queen Manor mansion. Bunny was among the five female Cerberus CEOs to receive keys to it. As the Clean Queens, the CEOs supported each other in business, events, and clean Cerberus ventures.
After 10 months of the Bahama Mamas West nightclub getting passed over for construction--and months of the same running joke that its CEO Bunny and owner Thomas Dwayne couldn't even get locks on the doors despite all of Bunny's events there--Cassie Cupcake finally set up a meeting between Bunny and Dean Watson on February 3, 2022 to make a direct pitch. Later that night, Bunny cried to find locks on Bahama Mamas' doors, counter pick-up trays, cash registers, and a fridge (full of alcohol and lucky sushi).
On February 4, 2022 as a result of Emma Gaine's mayoral re-election victory, Bunny became a Deputy Mayor of Los Santos.
 After the police raided Rocky Topps on February 11, 2022 for cornering Dick Chiclets' weed strain, Randy Wrangler raided Dick's apartment and Maison Ricard the following day in a weed trafficking investigation. The Street Crimes Unit suspected Rocky's housemate Bunny of owning the warehouse that Dick was stashing the weed in. Louis Bloom even theorized that Bunny was the shadow ringleader of The Stable (despite The Stable having long broken up). On February 12, 2022, Bloom spied on her Plan Bee warehouse with a surveillance camera, and saw Bunny and Lester Sweets park a stolen box truck there. Randy Wrangler, Tracy Martell, Lea Nova, and Bloom pulled over the box truck in a felony stop and searched everything and everyone with canines. Wrangler then lied to Bunny so that the Street Crimes Unit could raid her warehouse. To Bloom's profound disappointment, he only found bee's wax, honey, and broken goods inside. Bored and disinterested, Wrangler let Bunny go without any charges and went on to raid Marie Ortiz's properties and vehicles. Martell was confused to find Kirk Jerkems' bag of baby turtles inside of Marie's beachside house. |
  Bunny blacking out leaving the DBR mansion on March 5, 2022 The appearance of musician Peren Meliamne triggered repressed memories inside of Bunny. After she blacked out leaving the Down Bad Records mansion on March 5, 2022, her dormant soul Doe wrote, sang, and released a new single "stranger" that hit #1 on the Los Santos music chart on March 8, 2022. The lore is that Doe is one of three eternal beings in charge of life and death. Doe fell in love with humans as a whole, chose to live a human life, and reincarnated a piece of herself as the mortal human Bunny so she could experience that love, struggle, and death first hand. Doe's song titles, lyrics, and text messages are stylized in all lower-case letters. On occasion, the "ocean" of Doe's essence has swelled enough to whiten Bunny's hair or cause her to sleepwalk. According to the mythology, the other two eternal beings are called the ruthless child and the broken elder. The ruthless child is the creator of life and protector of new worlds, Doe is the warrior priestess that enforces the death of life and destruction of all things, and the broken elder balances the other two deciding what worlds need to die and what to be created. Peren Meliamne is Doe's immortal assistant, and his family perished because of her. Peren's arrival signaled that the world would begin to die as deemed by the broken elder, and caused Bunny to remember Doe. It is believed that the broken elder temporarily possessed Rocky Topps, but he has no memory of it. The whereabouts of the ruthless child are unknown. As time passed, Bunny began to forget Doe more and more--even getting confused when someone brought up the mythology around her. When Bunny and Peren found out that Jeffy Coldiron once told his new girlfriend Charlie Greene about it, Peren responded that Jeffy had been role-playing too much "Dungeons & Dragons". | ||||||
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On March 16, 2022, Cerberus revealed that they would back Bunny's mayoral campaign. Bunny's campaign manager Nancy Drew helped her canvass voters from gang members to police officers. They secured the endorsements of incumbent mayor Emma Gaine and former mayors Andi Jones and Denzel Williams. At a contentious press conference in the Cerberus Business Center on March 22, 2022, Bunny officially announced her run for mayor. Although both Bunny and Cerberus wanted to run a clean campaign against her political opponent Ramee El-Rahman, Cerberus began to test Bunny's morals by pressuring her to overpromise and front for votes. Ramee's aggressive stumping and loud Twatter presence made both Bunny and Nancy second-guess Cerberus' measured approach. Then after both Ramee and Bunny stumped at a Davis PD meeting, Senior Deputy William Gunner warned Bunny that a body double had been trying to frame her for terrorism. Afterward thanks to a flagged plate alert from Sgt. Sexton Hardcastle, Nancy discovered a hot uzi that Mr. K had planted in Bunny's Range Rover. Sexton gave Nancy and Bunny car bomb detectors, and Bunny subsequently had to avoid taking out her Range Rover and being alone without an alibi. Inhibited by Cerberus' instructions to ignore Ramee's increasingly ugly campaign, Bunny stayed the course with media interviews, grassroots canvassing, events, signs, leaflets, a booth, and a mayoral debate where rival candidates, Chang Gang, and even some Cerberus Business Center tenants maligned her connection to Cerberus. On March 25, 2022, Bunny declined Vagos leader Speedy's offer to support her in exchange for co-ownership of Bahama Mamas West. However, Bunny was receptive to Speedy's second offer: investigating the private RON Corp oil monopoly that was backing Ramee's campaign and blocking Barrio Oil from expanding into the oil business. That morning, Bunny's campaign began advertising the new bunny ears that Nancy had secured in the clothing stores. Despite Cerberus' growing concerns that they were hurting Bunny's image rather than helping it, Bunny asked Leslie Lingberg for more visible support from them rather than less. She also endured conflicting opinions from constituents about how to change herself to better compete with Ramee's name recognition and "meme" appeal.  On the first day of voting on March 28, 2022, Bunny's campaign billboards (that Michael Simone had set up) loomed over the Alta Street Apartments, the City Vault, and Dean World. Chang Gang tried to vandalize them with "VOTE 4 RAMEE!" sprays. Election violence erupted on the second day of voting when Chang Gang attempted to false flag Cerberus by bombing Ramee and an audience of police officers in front of the Bob Smith Police Department. In response, Sam Baas announced that he and Jeffrey Bundy would be heading a new Counter-Terrorist Unit (CTU).  On the third day of voting, Bryce Miller nervously flew Bunny's pink campaign blimp over the city. Because Leslie had reserved them all, Chang Gang could only fly a yellow Abdul AlRahim campaign blimp in response. On the fourth day of voting, Ramee RPG'd the Abdul blimp that Mickey S, Nancy Drew, Kirk Jerkems, Felix Volk, and Pablo Loco (the creator of the Bunny campaign's scratch-off tickets) were using to clean "VOTE 4 RAMEE!" graffiti off Bunny's City Vault billboard. Undeterred, Bunny's campaign rented another blimp and completed the graffiti clean-up of all three billboards. Later that day, Chang Gang members Jaylen Carter and Miguel Almerion both missed RPG shots at Bunny's pink campaign blimp, and Ramee's allies Irwin Dundee and Pez Speedwagon ran out of ammo trying to shoot it down from a helicopter. After Air-1 chased Dundee's helicopter away, Chang Gang members Miguel, Curtis Swoleroid, and Novah Walker took off in a second helicopter in an effort to shoot down both the blimp and Air-1. When Chang Gang's helicopter began smoking and they bailed into the ocean, all three of them got picked off by the police and held until trial for terrorism. Mentally and emotionally exhausted from all of the negative attacks, stress, sleep deprivation, and inner thoughts of morning sickness, Bunny cried cathartically on April 1st, 2022 when she was declared the winner of the mayoral election--defeating Ramee El-Rahman by 111 votes. |
⚖️ Mayor of Los Santos[]
Deputy Mayors: Sean Deane, Lester Sweets, Jeffy Coldiron, Lola Sunshine, Mary Mushkin
Bunny's primary objective as Mayor was improving the civilian life in Los Santos and helping its citizens find a higher purpose than just grinding and crime. She believed that the biggest problem in Los Santos was discouraged, burnt out citizens leaving the city because they felt like their life was going nowhere. Bunny also stood against violence and the death penalty.
Bunny's signature achievement as Mayor was a popular state small business grant program that her mayoral successors continued to implement. She also revived and expanded a Parks and Recreation department that ran at least 39 different citywide events under the leadership of Director Charlotte "Charlie" Greene.
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Hard feelings from the heated election carried over into Bunny's mayoral term. Chang Gang cut ties with The Mandem and fired them all from H&O Exports for not voting Ramee unanimously. Bunny kept her promise to hire Ramee's niece Mary Mushkin as Deputy Mayor after Emma's Deputy Mayor Ricardo Perez had campaigned for Ramee so publicly. When anti-Cerberus sentiment provoked Cerberus to replace Ricardo with Sean Deane for the Pride event, Ricardo sought a job and Pride funding from Ramee in exchange for running as his Deputy Mayor again instead of as a mayor candidate. Ramee supporter Lt. Brian Knight, outraged by Bunny's reluctance to fund his and Kyle Pred's two million dollar bounty for wanted terrorist Michael Simone, asked Ramee to fund the bounty in exchange for dirt against Bunny. Bunny caught on to Knight's investigation of her based upon the information he tried to fish out of Nancy Drew, Clean Getaway Vision Director Peren Meliamne, and Pablo Loco. After Pred and Knight called Cerberus CEO Cassie Cupcake for questioning, Dean Watson and Lang Buddha whimsically informed Pred that Cerberus would fund the two million dollar bounty to stand with the PD against terrorism. |
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On April 19, 2022, Los Santos suffered an economic collapse due to the following changes in the city:
As a result of the economic collapse, the citizens of Los Santos struggled to afford food, gas, and car repairs. Bunny doubled welfare checks in the city, and convinced the Senate and Chief Judge Alan Crane to approve several million dollars worth of state grants for small businesses to continue to pay employees displaced by the market closures. |
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On May 17, 2022, an oil pipe leak in Mirror Park caused oil slicks in the streets and contamination of the lake. Bunny suspected that RON Oil CEO Emma Gaine's front yard oil pump had punctured a pipe. Bunny announced that citizens should steer clear of the area and avoid drinking the tap water, and dissuaded RON Oil from adding more oil pumps to the area. In an emergency relief effort, the Mayor's Office delivered clean, bottled water to the residents of Mirror Park. The oil spill provoked environmentalist Sgt. Tessa Lamb to draft new legislation with RON Oil board member Michael Ron that would fine oil companies for unauthorized drilling and dumping (felony and misdemeanor). |
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By the end of Bunny's two-month mayoral term, she and Sgt. Sexton Hardcastle had officially started dating ("together without a label") on May 19, 2022; her ex-boyfriend Jeffy Coldiron had left town on May 24, 2022; and she had finally broken up with her long-time partner Rocky Topps on May 27, 2022. Although Ramee El-Rahman's recent criminal record made him ineligible to rerun for Mayor, Bunny became sad that she had to run for re-election against the Cerberus intern she had been flirting with, Mickey S. Because of his friendship with Lang Buddha in the Cleanbois, Bunny foresaw having to campaign without Cerberus backing her. She also dreaded the possibility of Mickey winning and then neglecting the mayoral programs and responsibilities she loved.   Bunny Bar Hop on June 3, 2022 With Bunny's life savings dwindled from self-funding her own re-election campaign (including the topmost article in the LSBN news app), Nancy Drew surprised her with a $200,000 campaign contribution on May 31, 2022. Parks and Recreation Director Charlie Greene and recreation coordinator Niki Reynolds stepped up to plan Bunny's campaign events, i.e., a Bunny Bar Hop and Bunny's Casino Night (including two raffles of a fully-upgraded Prairie car and a baby ramp). Deputy Mayor Lester Sweets also donated half a million dollars of his own life savings to the campaign. On June 3, 2022, Bunny felt heartbroken and betrayed by ex-Mayor Emma Gaine's announcement that she was re-running for a third term with beloved ex-Chief Justice Dennis LaBarre on a "co-Mayor" ticket. Later, Chief Judge Alan Crane decreed that Emma couldn't have a co-Mayor, only a "Vice Mayor" at best.   2nd Bunny's Casino Night on June 8, 2022 After the first day of voting on June 6, 2022, Bunny cordially debated Mickey for over an hour at Mirror Park for Crane and the HOA, where Mickey countered Bunny's pragmatic rhetoric with quixotic promises. Bunny later mused that unlike her first mayoral run which she still received hatred for, Mickey's campaign (with the exception of Ricardo Perez's mud-slinging) treated her much more respectfully. Also to Bunny's relief, the mayoral debate on June 9, 2022 at Vinewood Bowl (set up by Cassie Cupcake and moderated by Crane) turned out much more civil than the previous one. Later that night, Bunny and Sexton moved in together at a new house he bought by the beach. On June 10, 2022 while Mickey was still comatose from two consecutive helicopter crashes, he was announced the winner of the mayoral election with 515 total votes. With a heavy heart, Bunny accepted that she'd have to advocate for her second-term campaign initiatives as a private citizen instead. Once Mickey woke up and was discharged from the ICU on June 14, 2022, Bunny met with him inside of the Mayor's Office to complete a peaceful transfer of power. Mickey kneeled and offered her a new advisory role in his cabinet. |
🌌 Your Ending Always[]
As a private businesswoman who no longer had to worry about a conflict of interest, Bunny finally bought a small-sized Vinewood Blvd storefront for Plan Bee on June 13, 2022. Bunny tested whether her cop boyfriend Sexton Hardcastle would steal a box truck with her to transport beehives, and told him that he couldn't come to her Plan Bee warehouse anymore if he was going to snoop around the other warehouses. After a search for Ethyl Winkelfiddle, Bunny confided her deepest, darkest secret (the truth about Doe and Peren Meliamne) to Sexton. The two attended the movie premiere for her break-out role in Simple Love on June 16, 2022. That same day, Bunny publicly released her new single "always", and finally revealed her secret identity as the music artist Doe to the world. On June 21, 2022 when Bunny's oldest friend in the city Thomas Dwayne formally broke the news of his deteriorating lung condition to The Stable (at a reunion that she hated attending), she asked Sexton if he wanted to marry her that weekend so that Thomas could walk her down the aisle before his death. Sexton answered, "Uh, sure. Yes."
  Wedding ceremony on July 8, 2022 at Paleto Cove Bunny and Sexton Hardcastle completed their legally binding marriage contract on June 23, 2022 with Judge Serge Cross officiating and Nancy Drew witnessing. On July 8, 2022 at sunset, Serge officiated their wedding ceremony at Paleto Cove. Nancy walked down an aisle lined by all of Street Crimes Unit and Bunny's friends. Thomas walked Bunny down the aisle. After Sexton and Bunny exchanged vows and wedding rings, Serge pronounced them husband and wife. On the limo ride back, Nancy accidentally drove over a motorcycle. Although the limo exploded and Bunny burst into flames, she kept drinking vodka on adrenaline. |
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In an effort to fulfill her unfinished second-term campaign initiatives, Bunny sought to create a new administrator position for Pillbox Medical Center focused on the business side. Her hospital budget request drew ire from Deputy Mayors Ricardo Perez and Sherry Paie. Ricardo and Sherry resented how much power Mayor Mickey S had granted to Bunny over the Mayor's Office and the Parks and Recreation department. On July 12, 2022 while Mickey was on extended leave from the city, Ricardo and Deputy Mayor Ayub Elmi phoned Parks & Rec employees (including former Assistant Director Niki Reynolds) and audited the department looking for any evidence of embezzlement. Ricardo texted Mickey that they should withhold the Parks & Rec budget until Bunny transferred ownership of the department to Mickey, and that Bunny had too much power (Ricardo later referred to her as a "Shadow Mayor"). Deputy Mayor Mila Smoak admitted minor discomfort over Bunny's oversight, but advised that Mickey had let Bunny own Parks & Rec unchanged and that Ricardo was conflicted out of investigating Parks & Rec. Also, former Mayor Emma Gaine correctly reasoned that Bunny was withdrawing money to pay out salaries, not keeping it for herself. On July 13, 2022 in a phone call with Sherry, Judge Serge Cross became suspicious and annoyed that she kept pushing for an ownership transfer of Parks & Rec so close to the end of Mickey's first term. Serge told her to wait until the next mayoral term, and told Bunny he'd have all of the Deputy Mayors back off until Mickey returned from his extended leave. By the time Mayor Mickey returned to Los Santos on July 29, 2022, Ricardo was permanently gone from the city and the Deputy Mayors' opposition against Bunny collapsed. |
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Following several weeks of persistence from Bunny, Head Doctor Derek Shaw, Head Doctor Alexander Blake, and Dr. Mercy Moon finally interviewed Bunny about her hospital administrator proposal on July 15, 2022. The doctors privately deliberated. Afterward to Bunny's relief and happiness, Dr. Shaw informed her that she was hired. Bunny started her new hospital administrator job at Viceroy Medical Center on July 16, 2022. Her weekly $50,000 salary was paid for by new funding that Mayor Mickey S had added to the current hospital budget.
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Hospital Administrator Bunny started out wanting to help the doctors with their budgets, proper compensation and bonuses for exemplary work, complaint forms, new clothing options, and her two unfinished second-term campaign promises: an FTO program for doctors and a licensed therapy initiative. Her priorities evolved when various doctors suggested ideas to improve morale and quality of life at the hospital.
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On July 20, 2022 during Mayor Mickey S' extended leave of absence, Dr. Mercy Moon mistook Deputy Mayor Mila Smoak's offhand jibe about rethinking the hospital budget as cockiness and reported it to Viceroy Medical Center's Hospital Administrator Bunny. Then on July 27, 2022 when Judge Serge Cross and Jenny Hall denied most of Bunny's budget, Mila phoned Bunny with the unfortunate wording that she had talked to Judge Cross and "some other Deputy Mayors". Mila said they decided they wanted food delivery receipts, lowballed her on her Hospital Administrator salary, said the Senate should pay for the FTO program, Rumpo Vans, and livery, and wanted bonuses based upon proven cumulative hours instead of per week. Mila then summarized that they had only approved $380,000 of the 1.3 million dollars that Bunny had requested. Indignant that Mila had nit-picked her hospital budget similar to how the other Deputy Mayors had nit-picked Parks and Recreation, Bunny heavily suspected bias. Although Bunny resolved to only work directly with Mayor Mickey going forward, she texted the financial documentation and an apology to Mila. Mila ceded review of the hospital budget to Mickey.   Fuming that people kept openly criticizing his three-week leave of absence, Mickey capriciously approved everything in Bunny's hospital budget except for Dr. Langston Carter's $100,000 hospital boat reimbursement (for hospital staff meetings--the only purchase Mila had approved) and transferred $1,942,500 to the Los Santos Medical Group account on July 30, 2022. Bunny happily got to work starting the hospital's first-ever RTP program. Bunny also reimbursed Dr. Langston Carter for the hospital boat anyway, drawing from the roughly $250,000 in preexisting funds in the LSMG account. To the irritation of Head Doctors Alexander Blake and Derek Shaw, Deputy Mayor Ayub Elmi investigated the hospital for embezzlement, asking around about the reimbursement and the hospital's $100,000 payment for Dr. Mercy Moon's bail bond. Although Mayor Mickey had resolved to penalize the hospital's next budget, he decided against all financial and legal actions during a phone conversation with Bunny on August 11, 2022. Convinced that Mickey had the clout to push for construction at the hospital, Bunny pitched an idea to make quality of life at the hospital one of the cornerstones of his re-election campaign. Bunny then intrigued Mickey with an offer to replace Ayub as one of his Deputy Mayors for the next term. But Mickey ultimately decided against it when Deputy Mayor Mila Smoak revealed Sgt. Max Muller's investigation of TheraPD and Bunny's attempt to persuade Mila to run against Mickey. That same day, Bunny learned that Dr. Emma Gaine formally withdrew from the mayoral race and that SCU Det. Piper Paisley would begin investigating the Mickey administration for embezzlement. |
  A new venture from the detritus of Dean World On August 16, 2022 inside of Denis Labarre City Hall prior to Mayor Mickey S's looming re-election, Bunny met Mickey's trusted private assistant Sloane Kelly (nicknamed the "Shadow Mayor" by Mickey), and left with him to discuss the Mayor's Office paying Down Bad Records for music artists' radio plays. At the abandoned Dean World Night Market, Bunny and Sloane discussed how to incentivize the civilians of Los Santos to keep waking up in the city with purpose. They discussed everything from the competition between brick-and-mortar restaurants vs. storefronts to how the Farmer's Markets used to foster a "middle class". Inspired by their common passion for helping the civilians in the city, Bunny and Sloane began corresponding regularly about legislation and citywide solutions. With only two Deputy Mayors (Alex Domino and Ayub Elmi) staying on for Mayor Mickey's second term, the Mayor's Office became woefully understaffed. Mickey's inattention to the bureaucracies of office also made him a perpetual bottleneck for State Account transfers. Sloane founded the Apollo Integrated Ventures consulting firm to outsource Mickey's mayoral and accounting work to, including state programs, defense contracts, police equipment requests, health care improvements, and budgetary advice. Sloane hired Bunny as the COO on August 27, 2022. Bunny enjoyed working for the AIV, as it felt like constructive mayoral work without the headaches of the office. The AIV could also safeguard beneficial government projects such as her State Small Business Grants program and the payment of royalties to music artists. As the COO of AIV, Bunny designed Medal Of Valors for the State of San Andreas to present to exceptional police officers, had Turbo print Federal Investigation Bureau clearance cards, and designed the wine bottles for the Gold Gala painting showcase event at the Vultur Lé Culturé art gallery. However on September 6, 2022, Lang Buddha ordered Mayor Mickey S to defund the entire AIV because Cerberus believed that the AIV's defense contracts interfered with the Cerberus Industries Armory's plans to supply the FIB and Unified Police Department/3.0 with equipment. Sloane formally resigned from the Mickey administration on September 8, 2022, and ceased all operations of Apollo Integrated Ventures. Also once Sloane lost his business license, he lost the AIV company and could not include defense contracting in any future business proposals. Bunny and Sloane Kelly founded a new consulting firm/heath care product company called San Andreas Service. For the company's first project, Bunny designed an LSMG Organ Donor Card (approved by Head Doctor Derek Shaw) that grants the hospital permission to use any viable part of the donor's dead body to treat others. Bunny ran a drive to register organ donors at Viceroy Medical Center and Dean World.   Prototype synthetic eye Sloane engineered a Synthetic Eye (generic or customized) for all of the Los Santos citizens who want elective surgery (or require emergency surgery) for their missing eyeball. Bunny designed the packaging and registry card. John "Turbo" Miller of The Factory manufactured the prototype. Max Larson was the first volunteer to undergo the experimental eyeball surgery. Dr. Mercy Moon, Sloane, and Bunny observed as Dr. Jeffy Coldiron (assisted by intern Millie Madden) replaced Max's T-Eye with the prototype Synthetic Eye in a trial surgery at Viceroy Medical Center on October 20, 2022. As a result of the successful operation, Head Doctor Derek Shaw approved more clinical trials for the synthetic eyeball. |
  On November 5, 2022, Bunny returned to Nashville to fight a legal battle (due date November 22, 2022) against her ex-fiancé Buck to reclaim her apartment and the dance crew business that the late Caesar Coin had bequeathed to her. Then on November 13, 2022 during Bunny's visit to Los Santos, Jeffy Coldiron fully explained the lore of Norman Bones and Purgatory to her and Mercy Moon--causing Bunny to remember Doe again. Bunny villainized Norman as a "con man" whose "Ponzi scheme" depended on his marks staying alive, believing in him, and making deals with him. At Queen Manor, Nancy Drew began noticing that Bunny looked blurry to her. Bunny admitted that she didn't feel right. As time passed, Bunny grew scared that she was dying because her body was rejecting the Doe soul. |
  On December 5, 2022, a deadly explosion and fire destroyed Viceroy Medical Center and killed Dr. Ricky Minton. Head Doctor Derek Shaw announced the opening of Central Los Santos Medical Center in the South Side. The Head Doctors also appointed Hospital Administrator Bunny to the LSMG Board of Directors.   As the new Hospital Administrator of Central Los Santos Medical Center, Bunny successfully requested 5.9 million dollars from Mayor Mickey S to pay all of LSMG doctors a $100,000 Christmas bonus. Due to Bunny's months of activity on the LSMG bank account to request state funding and handle the hospital's finances, she was able to defend the worried doctors from Nicholas Simone's hostile takover. Bunny pointed out that although Nick had successfully bought the brand-new hospital and renamed it to Simone Memorial Hospital, he couldn't privatize it, slash the budget, or cut any of the doctors' wages and meals because they were all employed under Head Doctor Derek Shaw's Los Santos Medical Group. As a compromise, Nick joined the LSMG Board of Directors on December 15, 2022. He eventually befriended both Bunny and Nancy Drew. |
  By the end of 2022, Bunny's health had deteriorated, and Nancy Drew noticed Bunny appeared "dimmer". With Bunny's organs failing and her hair turning white, Cassandra Silverton performed an emergency spiritual ceremony on January 6, 2023 to tether Bunny's soul to keepsakes such as a locket Sexton gave her, the gold compass that she gave to him, their two wedding rings, and her friendship bracelet with Nancy. At sunset on Paleto Cove where Bunny and Sexton had held their wedding ceremony, he and a black feather-cloaked Nancy watched uneasily as Cas performed the ritual inside of a chalk circle with Bunny. Unbeknownst to them, Bunny's soul could only be tethered to living things--and trying to tether it to objects only caused more of Doe's essence to surge into her. The ceremony went awry, with Cas' hands burning and her eyes and ears bleeding, and the two wedding rings clutched in Bunny's hands breaking. Nancy spotted Norman Bones in the distance, and wrapped her cloak around Cas. Later in the hospital when Nancy looked into Cas' soul, it appeared "singed" with some kind of "shard" in the center. Also, Bunny still looked blurry to Nancy. In the days that followed, Bunny's health recovered while Sexton felt sicker with a profound sense of loneliness. Also, Sexton's eyes changed color from green to icy blue. Nancy felt fine--except for a little "twinge" in her chest. When Cas finally awoke from the ICU, she felt a little cold and sad but spiritually sound. Cas theorized that the ceremony had inadvertently pulled more of Doe's essence into Bunny's body--prolonging her life--and spiritually "exploded" shards of Doe into everyone else at the ceremony with Sexton suffering the worst effects. Using "soul surgery", Cas eventually managed to contain her Doe shard in a clear quartz crystal. On February 6, 2023, Bunny sleepwalked from Nancy's brand-new headquarters at the Galileo Observatory. Sexton found Bunny near death on the side of the road without a pulse, and struggled to resuscitate her. The hospital doctors stabilized her, and discovered unusually high brain activity on her MRI.   The next day, Bunny was still on a ventilator in the ICU--and Nancy saw that Bunny's soul was barely hanging onto her body. Inside of the Galileo Observatory, Sexton, Nancy, and Dr. Dahlia Fey watched as Cas attempted to "vaccinate" Bunny with the Doe shard crystal. The floor began to shake, and a deep hum filled the air. Dahlia had to resuscitate Bunny, inject her with adrenaline, and use shock paddles. Nancy noticed a slight improvement, but saw a lot of Doe "overflow" in Bunny as a result. Concerned that the "vaccine" might not work, Cas initiated a binding ceremony to tether Bunny's soul to both Sexton and Nancy. The floor quaked and the deep hum built back up. Cas' eyes bled and her hands burned. A loud bang and a flash of blinding light filled the room. Bunny's vitals stabilized, and she was able to breathe without a ventilator. Nancy reported that Bunny's soul had spread to both Sexton and Nancy, and that Bunny no longer looked blurry. Bunny woke up tired with lingering organ damage, but otherwise ok. |
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On February 16, 2023, Simone Memorial Hospital owner Nicholas Simone invited Bunny along to the Wyld Child storefront to pick up a recording of their fellow hospital board member Dr. Alexander Blake from Janus, a serial killer who was holding Blake captive to prolong a torture victim's life (Cassidy Fitzpatrick) and to extort Nick for supplies (two colt pythons, two burner phones, and two handcuffs). On the next day to the ire of both Sexton and Nick's ex-friend Nancy Drew, Bunny was briefly kidnapped by Janus (as leverage against Nick) and laughed it off. After Sexton collapsed from his lung failing, Bunny reconciled with both him and Nancy. But Janus continued to phone Sexton to taunt him about kidnapping Bunny again. Dr. Blake managed to euthanize Cassidy and escape from Janus, but suffered mortal gunshot wounds from her colt python. He tendered his resignation from the hospital, stating that he had lost the urge to help people and could not return in his current state. Janus taunted both Sexton and Bunny over the phone and left body parts in their mailbox. The police eventually caught Janus on February 25, 2023. Janus' serial killer wife Freyja Hemlock held up Anita May and died in a shootout. The next day after Janus briefly escaped police custody, Anita held her until trial.  Janus excelled at sowing disinformation. The hospital's General Counsel Norman Adams reported that during Janus' police interrogation, she claimed that both Nick and Bunny had paid off Janus to hold Dr. Blake captive for 30 days. This claim made both Dr. Blake and his cop lover Eryn Carter paranoid that Nick and Bunny had it out for Dr. Blake. Dr. Blake eventually died on April 2, 2023 from the mortal gunshot injuries inflicted by Janus. Later that day, Simone investigator Brian Knight took Janus' bait in exchange for a possible plea deal on her death penalty case. DoC officer Levy Martinez colluded with Wyld Child owner May Flowers and twatted a photo of Janus talking to Brian and her attorney Siobhan Fitzpatrick. Brian held Levy until trial for witness tampering. Sexton archived the twat in his Janus case file, and advised Nick not to kill her because it would be misconstrued as a cover-up. Hypothesizing that the LSMG Board of Directors conspired to violently remove Dr. Blake from the board, Brian recruited Jeffrey Bundy to help him investigate Nick and Bunny as possible accessories to Dr. Blake's murder. Primary on the case Anita May warned Brian and Bundy that Janus liked to twist the truth, and that Janus and her late wife Freyja Hemlock targeted more cops and medical staff than just Dr. Blake. Brian's police investigation went cold. On May 24, 2023, Deputy Mayors Eve Summers and Alex Domino informed Mayor Lang Buddha that Janus wanted a mayoral pardon from the death penalty (and relayed her claim that Nick and Bunny paid Janus to keep Dr. Blake captive for 30 days). The next day at Janus' sentencing hearing, she fatally stabbed Judge Antigone Weston in the neck with a pen. Janus was finally executed by lethal injection on May 31, 2023. |
 The next threat to the Simone Memorial Hospital came from Mayor Lang Buddha, who wanted to cut off all State funding to the hospital because Cleo Shaw's tormenter Nick Simone owned it. Lang alleged that Los Santos medical care had become privatized by a "terrorist". He called Nick a terrorist on Twatter and provoked him with a state announcement about an investigation into the "death" of his brother Michael Simone. Nick angrily blew up Lang's car and spray-painted "MICHAEL WAS HERE" next to it. On March 19, 2023, Lang stirred on Twatter: "When did the hospital become a gang compound for the diamond dogs(who work for the simones) and a place that sells drugs. bring back hospitals that are ran by the people, for the people." Given Lang's power to cut the hospital's budget, Bunny attempted to dissuade Nick and the doctors from responding. Lang baited Diamond Dogs leader Sai Carter and Lizzie Byrne into shooting at his armored car, but overestimated how bulletproof it was and collapsed from gunshot wounds. Nick sent Lang a "notice to cease and desist" from the Los Santos Medical Group general counsel Norman Adams for defamation of character, and attempted to canvass votes against Lang in the next mayoral election.  Meanwhile, Bunny felt like giving up on her friendship with Nick because she saw him as too guarded and neglectful. In response to her letter that he wasn't putting enough effort into their friendship, a paranoid Nick showed her a secret bunker on March 22, 2023 where he had tagged "CORRUPTION", "LANG BUDDHA", "DEATH" and "NUCLEAR" all over the walls. Nick attempted to mend their friendship, confided secrets in her, and told her he was going into hiding. Bunny tried to sway him toward non-violent solutions that wouldn't burn the city down. Unbeknownst to her, the Simone brothers had a stolen intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) that could nuke Los Santos. On March 28, 2023 during a private meeting at the Del Pero pier, Mayor Lang informed fired LSMG doctor Arya Fitzpatrick that he planned to dismantle Simone Memorial Hospital and build a new one. Lang approved of Arya's proposal to round up LSMG's disgruntled EMS workers into a brand-new Procyon Medical group and hospital. In response to Nick's encrypted Twatter message, Lang led a hunting party after him with Harry Brown, Denzel Williams, Speedy, Tony Corleone, and Trey Romano. When they brainstormed going after the doctors closest to Nick, Lang phoned Nancy Drew with their intent to pick up her best friend Bunny--but Nancy talked him out of it. To Harry's frustration, Lang ordered them that Bunny was off limits. Afterward, Nancy cautioned Lang that the whole Simone situation felt "gang-like". Despite Lang calling off the hunt, Harry and Denzel baited Nick over the phone about Jenny Hall's kidnapping, spotted his black futo rental, and chased him. After Harry shot at the futo, they lost him. Although Nick initially began mobilizing Seaside for war, Seaside leader Benji Ramos ended up negotiating a truce with Cerberus at La Fuente Blanca. Meanwhile, Chang Gang continued to hunt Michael Simone and his associates for shooting down their member Miguel Almerion and blowing up The Hydra Pit. Everyone associated with the Simones and the hospital became stigmatized as Simone lovers and disciples. CG captured Nick, Benji, and Dragon Rush at the Simone Mental Institute for Long-term Evaluation. Based upon Bunny's letter that Mr. K found in Nick's pocket, CG wanted to kidnap her to use as leverage against him for the interrogation. Vinny Pistone and Miguel--overwhelmed by Bunny's employment list--searched the outside of The Richman Hotel, gave up, and searched for Andi Jones instead (but missed their chance to kidnap her at a gas station). After CG shanked Nick and blew up the Simones' secret hangar, Bunny and Sexton visited Nick in the ICU. Dragon warned Bunny that CG was responsible for it and the kidnappings of Jenny Hall and Olivia Copper--advising her to keep safe. Given the difficulty of opposing both CG and Cerberus, Bunny suggested counterattacking Cerberus in the court of public opinion rather than using violence. As Bunny and Sexton laid low incognito, Chang Gang misinformed Lang that Nick had been texting and taking photos with several lovers--and misled him into thinking that Bunny's letter criticizing Nick's failings as a friend was a "love letter". CG also kidnapped Andi Jones in front of the HOA and tortured her for information. Mayor Lang threatened LSMG general counsel Norman Adams over the phone and secretly sent Harry, Denzel, and Speedy hunting for him. When Nancy lamented the public stigma against "evil Cerberus", Bunny admitted to her that the vague wording of the AEGIS legislation had alarmed people into fearing that Lang had found a loophole to become a "forever Mayor". Bunny also cautioned that in a worst-case scenario, Lang could weaponize AEGIS against anyone he wanted. When random stranger Dexter Peabody twatted "The Simone Files" with Jenny Hall's private texts to Michael Simone, Nick, Bunny, and Sexton noticed that only Mayor Lang and Taj Robicheaux had retwatted it. Then during Lang's Siren Radio interview on April 3, 2023, Lang upset Bunny when he maliciously misconstrued her twat advocating how underpaid state employees were compared to Rooster's Rest. Although Lang wanted to leak her letter to Nick with their photos together, he didn't know how to prove that she actually wrote it and didn't want to look like a bully. Also out of loyalty to Nancy, he once again shut down suggestions about kidnapping Bunny. Nancy relayed to Bunny that Lang had felt called out by the Rooster's Rest example in her twat. Nancy, Bunny, and Sexton also laughed at Lang's misconception that Bunny was having an affair and made it into a meme. Out of loyalty to Nancy, Bunny stayed out of the political battle between Mayor Lang and his opponent for re-election, Osvaldo Pingafria. Meanwhile, CG continued to scout random women looking for Bunny. With all-out war breaking out in the city between the CG umbrella and the gangs they had ocean dumped the leaders of, Harry Brown helped CG kidnap Bunny's friend Dr. Pixie Plum and therapist Quinn Naiper to look for the secret room at Simone Mental Institute for Long-term Evaluation that Nick had told Bunny about. CG went on to request detcords from Sam Baas and Brian Knight, and to kidnap Alex Ron to no avail. Also at Dennis LaBarre City Hall, an unmasked Denzel Williams shot down newly-elected Judge Norman Adams and told him to send the Simones his regards. On April 8, 2023, Bunny openly celebrated her two-year anniversary in Los Santos with Sexton without disguises. Bunny warned Nick that Pixie's kidnappers were most likely looking for his secret hideout at SMILE, and gave Nick a tour of her interior decorations. Afterward, Eve Summers upset Nick by bringing Lexi Law, Lando Stormborn, and Antonio Rodrigues along to a message tree that Nick had secretly pinged only Eve to. When Nick's drone bombarded Icecrown Citadel with an airstrike, The Guild swore revenge on Nick. Lexi advised The Guild to go after Bunny through her bee business and interior decorating. Yeager Demonblood, Lando, Bjorn, Eve, Lexi, and Antonio hunted for Bunny. They installed cameras at Plan Bee, Nomad Detective Agency, The Richman Hotel, bee hill, and the ex-DBR house. Having given up on friendship with Andi Jones over the Simones' leaking of Yeager's bench to the HOA, Yeager told his adoptive father Lang he wanted to test Nancy Drew's loyalty with an order to bring Bunny to The Guild. Lang laughed mockingly, kept repeating that Nancy didn't owe The Guild anything, told them to find Bunny themselves, and threatened to kill Yeager if he went after Nancy. When Lang argued with Yeager over Andi leaking his bench, Yeager shot Lexi down with the intent to ocean dump her to make her forget what she heard. Enraged, Lang disowned Yeager and took away his keys to the Rooster's Rest bench. Based upon Yeager's public death threat to Nick's friends over Twatter and Richman Hotel guest Dahlia Fey's warning, Sexton and Bunny finally decided to leave town to her parents' house in Nashville until everything blew over. CG wound up kidnapping and torturing Dahlia. Following Mayor Lang's state announcement on April 17, 2023 that he successfully increased work receipts (to $400), he got into a Twatter war with Dr. Emerson Laurier over how underpaid doctors were compared to Burger Shot and went looking for her. In a phone call with Lang, Dr. Dahlia Fey explained that the Simone Memorial Hospital doctors were afraid to speak to him because of his hatred of Nicholas Simone, and convinced him to get the Senate to increase their EMS and doctor pay. Lang became disillusioned with his Mayor job. He and Cerberus also lost their motivation to run their own hospital to rival the Simones' because of their negative business view of Dr. Arya Fitzpatrick's Yokai leader Mary Mushkin, who owned Procyon Medical. Lang decided to focus on Betta Life Pharmaceuticals instead. Cerberus lawyer Tim Collins carried on Lang's agenda to abolish Simone Memorial Hospital by plotting legislation for AEGIS to oversee the Los Santos Medical Group--essentially proving Bunny's point about AEGIS being weaponized against Lang's enemies. Chang Gang eventually moved on when Hydra caught Michael Simone and turned him over to the police. Yeager became the official owner-operator of his own sovereign island named Sanguine Isle, and resorted to using Reed Dankleaf as a possible way of getting to Nick. Having been in hiding for about a month, Bunny and Sexton finally returned to Los Santos on April 24, 2023 and openly attended the wedding between Rose Rhodes and Chris Kross at The Gentry. Bunny returned to work as a board member for the Simone Memorial Hospital, with Dr. Charlie Jannetty replacing the late Dr. Blake as a Head Doctor on the LSMG Board of Directors. To Lang's shock, Mary Mushkin completely turned on her own Yokai doctor Arya Fitzpatrick for proposing her own medical group and hospital that would relegate Mary to silent partner--reinforcing Lang's position to only help Procyon Medical as Mayor and not as a Cerberus investor.   Return to normalcy for the LSMG Board of Directors Through Pixie Plum's new nursing program at the hospital, Bunny became a nurse in training. After Nick returned to the hospital, Bunny announced new hospital policy changes from the LSMG Board of Directors on May 22, 2023 which included new ranks, new sub-departments (with directors), the new nursing program, the new surgeon role and tags, the new training certification and RTP, the elimination of STD, pharmacy program changes, and the new food deal with Lucky Plucker. To Bunny's disbelief, Arya Fitzpatrick re-applied to be a doctor at the Simone Memorial Hospital. Lang's final mayoral term ended without his administration approving the Procyon Medical business. Additionally, Chief Judge Alan Crane and the Senate denied Tim Collins' Medical Reform Act legislation for AEGIS to oversee both the Los Santos Medical Group and Procyon Medical. |
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On May 2, 2023, Bunny's husband Sexton Hardcastle took her last name, officially changing his government name to Sexton Cohen. During Mayor Lang Buddha's second and final term, Bunny began advising Sexton in his "pre-campaign" for Mayor of Los Santos. Sexton intended to run a clean grassroots campaign much like Bunny did to win her mayoral race against Ramee El-Rahman. He managed to convince their mutual friend Nancy Drew to be one of his Deputy Mayors (and the liaison to Cerberus and storefronts), assuring her that she wouldn't have to campaign at all for him or work full-time. Nancy agreed because she wanted to reward everything he had done for Bunny, Clean Getaway, and Plan Bee. Sexton pitched himself as an independent non-puppet mayoral candidate who wanted to give back to the city, and started canvassing his police contacts, doctors, small businesses, and gangs. In a big move, he managed to acquire the backing of the Yokai leader he had once investigated for months, Mary Mushkin. The two bonded over their mutual hatred of Brian Knight, the former Chief of Police who "pocket-wiped" Mary with raids and fired Sexton for safeguarding the dongle of her dead friend. Mary would later donate one million dollars to Sexton's campaign. Despite Bunny's friendship with Nicholas Simone, Sexton resisted seeking his endorsement due to his recent feud with Mayor Lang Buddha. She advised Sexton against any kind of pro or anti-Cerberus stance, recommending that he instead cite Nancy Drew as their liaison to Cerberus. Bunny also suggested soliciting feedback from any constituents wondering whether Sexton's mayoral term would be like her mayoral term all over again. Once Sexton submitted his mayoral application on May 29, 2023, Cerberus voiced concerns about him because of how Chang Gang had managed to convince Lang that Bunny hated Cerberus (they also couldn't reconcile how their Corpo Kid winner could hate the idea of "big corpo"). Nancy's assurance of being Sexton's Deputy Mayor helped to placate Lang. The Sexton campaign team held events, i.e., free car repairs and gas for an hour at Harmony Repairs Garage and an hour at Otto's Autos. On the first day of voting on June 5, 2023, Bunny became furious when former Cerberus CEO (and former Clean Queen) Cassie Cupcake submitted her mayoral application a couple of hours before the deadline--leading the Sexton campaign to start twatting a new slogan: "Vote for a Mayor who's been here." Consequently, Cerberus became torn between their fear of Cassie's Gulag Gang friends manipulating her vs. their fear of Bunny manipulating Sexton--and resolved to just to try to plant Cerberus loyalists into both of their cabinets. At the Monday morning hospital meeting, Nick ended up endorsing Sexton. Bunny fumed at the possibility of Cassie's late entry, name recognition, and minimal effort hijacking everything they worked for. Bunny twatted about how little time Cassie spent in the city, and sent impulsively flippant texts to both her and Lang. Later that day, Bunny coached Sexton for his mayoral debate on Siren Radio; then joined his and Nancy's visit to The Billabong so he could secure the BBMC vote. On the second day of voting, Cerberus continued to stay out of the election but had now vacillated toward Cassie. After the Cerberus meeting where Lexi Law, Penny Farthing, and Lang all shared what Bunny had texted Cassie and him, Nancy lamented that she couldn't defend Bunny anymore. Wanting to keep the campaign clean, Sexton told Bunny he didn't want Nancy to feel any divided loyalties. Sexton also concluded that both Lang and police Commissioner Sam Baas were ghosting him, and gave up trying to get a meeting with them. On the fourth day of voting, Siren Radio finally played Sexton's mayoral ad and reminded people to vote. Then with a box truck full of 100 paint thinners from campaign backer Jason Ledson, Sexton, Bunny, GSF, and others worked tediously to clean up the entire Forum Drive turf that GSF's enemies had vandalized with nearly 130 sprays of different varieties. Bunny bought an additional 30 paint thinners to scrub them all--a grand total close to half a million campaign dollars. They also met with Liz Anya at Wu-Chang Records despite their CEO Party Hardy running against them. On the final day of voting on June 9, 2023, Speedy tried to smear Sexton in a late push to elect Jose Luis Santana (nicknamed "Cousin") for Mayor. The Sexton campaign finally saw a campaign twat from Cousin, proclaiming that his first edict as Mayor would be to close down the "evil corporate company called Cerberus". Bunny became upset that the mayoral announcement got postponed to the following day when she couldn't be there, and began to doom spiral about whether it had gotten postponed because the winner of the election wasn't awake. On June 10, 2023 at Dennis LaBarre City Hall--where Chief Judge Alan Crane had announced Mayor Bunny's re-election loss to Mickey S exactly one year ago--Judge Crane declared Sexton Cohen the winner of the mayoral election. Sexton had won with a total of 314 votes and a landslide margin of over 22%. Although Sexton had initially hired Bunny on as a Deputy Mayor, she decided to recuse herself from the Mayor's Office to avoid scrutiny about whether she was manipulating him and Deputy Mayor Nancy Drew. Tired of the rumors that "shadow Mayor" Bunny would make "puppet Mayor" Sexton's term about herself (and possibly go after AEGIS), Bunny didn't want to overshadow his time in office and remove agency from him. Also, Chang Gang's misinformation to Lang that Bunny hated Cerberus had begun to strain her friendship with Nancy, who felt obligated to defend her against them but didn't want to look like she had a blind spot for her. Bunny returned to her hospital Board of Director job and focused on her nurse training. She trained the two newest Deputy Mayors, Etta Hawthorne and Kiki Pendragon. During an outing to celebrate their one year wedding anniversary on June 23, 2023, Bunny began to reconsider working for Mayor Sexton as a Deputy Mayor. After thinking about it over the weekend, she decided to be his Deputy Mayor behind-the-scenes to help him with business proposals and grants. Eventually, she publicly signed into City Hall as a Deputy Mayor. |
 On August 28, 2023 during the violent and traumatic war between the State of San Andreas and Sanguine Isle, hospital doctors and EMS voluntarily served as combat medics for the PD army as they invaded Sanguine Isle. Per a phone agreement with Commandant Yeager Demonblood, Nicholas Simone had the the Russians provide air support in exchange for the Sanguinians not shooting at EMS. The EMS combat medics evacuated the wounded to a Los Santos Medical Group triage station on the Leviathan boat midway between the Sanguine Isle and Los Santos. However as the PD soldiers dwindled down in numbers, Senator Sean Davis rallied doctors like Board of Director Dr. Charlie Jannetty, Dr. Frederick Frasier, Dr. Philippa Canter, Dr. Tommy Tribble, and Dr. Jeffy Coldiron into taking up arms and helping the PD soldiers push. Deputy Walter Christmas also false-flagged as an EMS with an RPG. And in an incident that went viral and provoked widespread public outrage, Director Brian Knight and Senator Davis sent EMS Veronica Mars (Nick's girlfriend) into a bunker of the final Sanguine holdouts with instructions to plant a C4 bomb under the guise of treating wounded combatants (Conan Clarkson shot her down before she could plant the C4). After the war, Sanguine sympathizers began to attack and threaten the lives of medics. Nick attempted to stop the violence by speaking with gang leaders. But after a heated fistfight over the issue with fellow board member Dr. Charlie Jannetty on September 1, 2023, Nick decided that the doctors deserved to be hunted. Bunny asserted their duty to protect all doctors and told Nick that if that's how he genuinely felt, he should step down as a board member. Nick quit the LSMG Board of Directors as a result. Convinced that Nick had threatened their lives, Dr. Jannetty, Dr. Frederick Frasier, and Dr. Philippa Canter conferred with Dr. Denzel Williams and Betta Life Pharmaceuticals owner Kitty Dream about leaving the hospital Nick owned and starting their own Cerberus-backed hospital at her Eclipse Medical Tower. However, Head Doctor Derek Shaw and Bunny distrusted Cerberus and felt that Nick deserved the benefit of the doubt after everything he did for LSMG. Lang Buddha also had Eve Summers cancel the business proposal for the new hospital, calling it "too messy". |
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On September 15, 2023, Bunny's long-time friend Jeffy Coldiron died from gunshots inflicted by his enemy Wade Wilson. Bunny mourned Jeffy and posthumously promoted him to Attending Doctor. She inherited his pet golden retriever Samwise Gamgee and his plastic bag of stuff to hold her keepsakes, including a memory ring with a blue stone made from Jeffy's ashes (Dahlia Fey and Kiki Pendragon got the other two memory rings). Dahlia inherited Jeffy's pet westie Zig Zag. Kiki inherited Jeffy's katana. Jeffy's funeral/memorial/roast was held on September 21, 2023 at the dog park in the Vinewood Hills. Bunny performed the song Doe had written about Jeffy, "stardust", and attendees took turns eulogizing him. Afterward, Rosabel Briar, Peaches Hayabusa, Bryce Miller, Kiki, Basil Barbera, Shirley Lemons, Tanner Phillips, and Sexton Cohen watched Bunny scatter Jeffy's ashes at the tombstone on their favorite sunset spot.  Bunny also let go of Bahama Mamas due to her annoyance with interested buyers pestering her with promises of reviving it. At the business purchase contract signing on September 27, 2023, Bunny (49% owner), Isabella Long (49% owner), and Thomas Dwayne (2% owner) sold the Bahama Mamas nightclub to Nicholas Simone (paid $2.5M for 25% ownership), Michael Simone (paid $2.5M for 25% ownership), and Sean Deane on behalf of Pitchers (paid $5M for 50% ownership). The contract stipulated that a) the "In Memoriam" employees can never be fired, and that b) Izzy, Bunny, and Thomas retain a "Legacy Role" and keep keys to the building (but have no power or say in how the business is ran). |
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Edgar Del Castillo won Survivor: Blood vs. Water. Bunny first met him at Bahama Mamas due to his interest in the nightclub and his incorrect theory that she had secretly murdered Thomas Dwayne to own it. Nancy Drew eavesdropped on the conversation and punched Edgar for his disrespectful words about Bunny and Sexton, later bristling over why Bunny liked Edgar and would ever give him the time of day. With Yeager Demonblood in prison for treason and the murder of Commissioner Axel Justice, Bunny got bored and helped Edgar and Dahlia Fey (from Nexus Pharmaceuticals) write a proposal to the state to decontaminate the radioactive Sanguine Isle. But when Edgar kept hitting on Bunny and bad-mouthing Sexton (and wishing him dead), Sexton confronted Edgar at the Chumash Pier on October 17, 2023 that he respect their marriage or Sexton will "rectify" the situation (or that he could shoot Sexton right there); and that the next time Edgar tells her not to bring Sexton to a meeting he'll purposely come to the meeting. Inspired by Edgar's dream to one day own Sanguine Isle, Bunny wrote his business proposal for an "environmental protection agency" called Fellowship Enterprises. But Bunny had to do damage control when Edgar and his cousin Cesar Delgado alienated Mayor Maximillian Angel, Deputy Mayor Etta Hawthorne, and Deputy Mayor Cydney Lune during a meeting on October 20, 2023 about approving the Fellowship Enterprises business. The Mayor's Office took issue with their agency to investigate radiation hazards, qualifications, evidence of irradiated mushrooms, transparency, and the treason charge for anyone visiting Sanguine Isle. After finding out that Chief Justice Alan Crane considered Sanguine Isle off-limits, Game Warden Tessa Lamb told Etta that she didn't want anything to do with Edgar's project. Mayor Max also conducted his own investigation (which included confirmation from Jenny Hall that the PD had locked up radioactive samples they had extracted from a Senate-approved mission to Sanguine Isle) and leaned toward denying the business proposal citing red flags and wanting the San Andreas State Park Rangers' blessing for it. In a meeting with Mayor Max, Nexus Pharmaceuticals' medical researcher Dahlia Fey clarified her ongoing study of the irradiated mushrooms that appeared in Los Santos after the Sanguine war, whether the radiation on Sanguine Isle is leaking to San Andreas, and Nexus' possible interest in making radiation pills. On October 24, 2023 in the Mayor's Office, Mayor Max counterproposed to Bunny and Dahlia that both Edgar and Cesar work at Nexus for a month to earn credentials, that the project fall under government oversight, e.g., AEGIS, and that Crane be the one to approve or disapprove it. Convinced that Edgar would die if he didn't show enough progress on his Sanguine crusade (and holding a million of his dollars for him just in case), Bunny almost gave up on his project when he didn't call her back to prepare for an important meeting with Game Warden Tessa Lamb and Ranger Sgt. Jeffrey Bundy (and upset Dahlia Fey by agreeing to marry Dr. Rosabel Briar to cover up their purple gun transaction). On November 7, 2023, Bunny and Edgar successfully convinced Game Warden Tessa and Sgt. Bundy to approve Fellowship Enterprises (without the Sanguine Isle part) on behalf of the Rangers--but then afterward on the same day, Solomon Walker set up Edgar for ex-police officers TJ Walker and Johnny Divine to shoot him on the aircraft carrier (for calling out the "The Faceless" and for publicizing in an LSBN article that he got a bomb from Yeager) after giving him one last look at the Sanguine Isle. Edgar clung onto life and wound up in a coma in the ICU, where Bunny told him, "If it's not ok, it's not the end." On November 13, 2023 to Bunny's frustration, Mayor Max still denied her business proposal for Fellowship Enterprises--citing a brand-new reason that government officials should handle ecological issues rather than civilians (Bunny also correctly reasoned that the Mayor's Office never really wanted to approve it because of their distrust for Edgar and his Sanguine Isle dream). Fueled by a new drive to see the crusade through, Bunny vowed to be "annoying" and proceed in spite of the Mayor's Office even if it meant prison. She also considered using San Andreas Service for the project even it meant her and co-founder Sloane Kelly losing the business. At the Monday hospital meeting as a "private citizen" rather than a Board of Director, Bunny offered $5000 to anyone who publicly slandered the "useless" Mayor's Office. When Dr. Duke Ramsey twatted that "The mayor's office is straight doo-doo", Mayor Max correctly suspected Bunny of bad-mouthing him and became fully convinced that a re-election campaign would not be worth it because of all of the civilians he had upset during his term. Head Doctor Derek Shaw kept an open mind to Bunny's pitch to create an LSMG task force for the project. |
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Eventually, Edgar Del Castillo secretly contacted Bunny from the ICU. She hid him in her poolside suite at The Richman Hotel. Although Bunny tried to talk Edgar out of violently retaliating against TJ Walker, Johnny Divine, Solomon Walker, and Mayor Maximillian Angel, Edgar responded that he could not change his nature. With Sexton's help, Bunny supplied Edgar and his cousin Cesar Delgado with GoPixel cameras, instructions, and motion sensors to help with their hunt. Because targeting TJ could start a war with BBMC, Bunny recommended Nancy Drew's boyfriend Collin McKinley to Edgar as the BBMC high command to talk to about it. At the in-person meeting, Edgar and Cesar Delgado came perilously close to attacking Collin when he said that he and the BBMC would fully support and protect TJ--even admitting that he would alert the BBMC about Edgar and Cesar. But Edgar decided that they leave Collin unharmed, revealing to Collin a last-minute phone plea to spare him (from Bunny out of loyalty to his girlfriend Nancy Drew) as the reason why. Unbeknownst to Edgar, the BBMC had been secretly surveilling the meeting and would have ambushed them. After Bunny told Edgar and Cesar they couldn't stay at The Richman Hotel anymore (because Nancy shared keys to it and hated Edgar), Edgar resolved to cut ties with her and Rosabel Briar for "holding him back and making him weak". As Collin was brainstorming who would phone Edgar to spare him but not forewarn Collin directly, Bunny interrupted Collin with a phone invitation to Queen Manor and admitted to both him and Nancy that it was her. Nancy and Collin rebuked Bunny for choosing to call Edgar rather than Collin (in Bunny's mind, she didn't want to betray Edgar's trust and hated that nobody appreciated how many people she had saved from getting hurt). When Collin vowed siding with TJ in a war on Edgar, Bunny anguished over the senseless cycle of violence in the city. Nancy warned Bunny that continuing to align with Edgar would end up hurting her emotionally and/or physically, that he couldn't be fixed or saved, and that Nancy wouldn't be able to save Bunny's life this time. In a phone call with Collin, Johnny Divine revealed that he and TJ might hunt Edgar's loved ones, and knew that Bunny had been looking for Divine at the Tuner Shop.
 In a secret meeting with an incognito Bunny on November 25, 2023, Edgar revealed he deleted her number from his phone and was glad she took his Richman Hotel keys, saying that sentimentality (for instance, sparing Collin for her) will get him killed. Bunny asserted that their enemies already knew of his associations and that it was too late to distance himself from her. To Dahlia Fey's dismay, Rosabel Briar abandoned "family" ties with her to be "ride or die" with her fiancé Edgar. Dahlia filled in both Michael Simone and Nicholas Simone on the whole situation on November 26, 2023. Nick reiterated that Bunny didn't want him to kill Edgar, and then invoked their "friendship clause" to ask her not to hang out with Edgar during this time. In response to Michael's insistence that Edgar is not a fixable person, Bunny stated that everyone is a fixable person. In KJ Black's beachside meeting where Michael and Nick heard Edgar's side of the story, Michael simply criticized Edgar's bomb article for starting a big snowball. Later that same day, the BBMC and their helicopter swarmed over Edgar and Cesar during their surveillance mission in Vespucci, screencapping text messages and warning them that they'd go after their associates next time before carving a star into their backs and letting them go. Bunny and Sexton, coincidentally the only medical personnel on duty at the hospital, treated them. Edgar and Cesar mutually agreed that they would have to rethink their revenge strategy.  The next day, Rosabel Briar pinged Edgar to Bunny's location by the sea where she asked why Rosabel was allowed to endanger her life for him but not Bunny. Edgar left without conversing (and later got detained by the BBMC during their investigation of whether he tried to kidnap one of them). However, Bunny angered Nicholas Simone when she impulsively lied about meeting Edgar, putting her friendship with Nick in jeopardy. Edgar explained that he had to separate himself from Bunny because all of her closest friends (especially Dahlia and Nick) were his enemies--and that unlike Nick, Edgar wouldn't skip town when she was in danger. He also warned her to stay away from his wedding to Rosabel on Saturday, but refused to explain why. Edgar kissed her and left. When Bunny told Sexton she had kissed Edgar back, the news hit him hard as it was the first time in their marriage that he had to deal with her polyamory. Bunny assured him that she wouldn't leave him. To Sexton's dismay, Bunny also told Edgar's fiancé Rosabel about the kiss. On November 30, 2023, Rosabel informed Bunny that Edgar murdered Marek McFly and got held until trial in prison with his cousin Cesar Delgado, that Cesar got killed there in the prison showers, and that Nick blamed Marek's death on Rosabel. Bunny continued to hedge between her two closest friends, Nick (who refused to forgive her for lying about meeting Edgar, the man he wanted to kill) and Edgar (who began pushing her away again for continuing her friendship with Nick and Dahlia, both of whom Edgar blamed for Cesar's death). Also to Sexton's marital unhappiness, he felt like Bunny kept pushing him away. On December 1, 2023, Sexton admitted to Bunny that he'd be mad at her if she went to prison to see Edgar. Sexton drew a heart in the sand with "S+S" inside. Bunny suggested, "Maybe we'll just run away." Sexton emotionally replied, "Nothing I'd want more...nothing I'd want more." That same day, Bunny ended her friendship with Nick because he couldn't understand why she'd love Edgar. Afterward, both Sexton and Nancy Drew felt lightheaded around the same time he found Bunny cold and unresponsive on the beach. Bunny was hospitalized with an IV and thermal blanket. On a snowy December 2, 2023 at the Ranger watchtower, Bunny admitted to Sexton her love for Edgar. Sexton said he felt like he was losing her, that her love for someone so disrespectful hurt him, whether Doe was actually the one drawn to Edgar, that Bunny was pushing Sexton away (but that he wouldn't leave her), and that Sexton preferred she not do anything with Edgar. Bunny hinted that her time with Edgar was "limited". Sexton wiped away tears when she wouldn't look at him. After they kissed, she whispered, "I picked you when I wasn't supposed to. Don't forget that." Afterward, Bunny put her hand to her chest around the time that Sexton collapsed from a heart issue. In the ICU, Bunny placed the compass in his hand before he flatlined and required shock paddles to bring his pulse back.  Back at the Ranger watchtower, Bunny told Edgar her life was on fire because of him. Having lost interest in starting a polyamorous relationship with her, Edgar guiltily confessed that he instead wanted to marry Rosabel for real now. Bunny responded, "It's okay." Nancy Drew drove up to them and angrily accused Bunny of pushing away all of her loved ones for Edgar--adding that after seeing the "shell of a man" that was now Sexton, Nancy was done with Bunny. Afterward, as Edgar kept stalling instead of answering how he truly felt about Bunny, she collapsed from long-term heart failure (which Sexton sensed) and required an emergency operation at the hospital. Despite having a clean record for well over a year, Nancy finally reached her breaking point when Edgar ignored her third and final warning to leave the operating room. She gunned him down (receiving only two months in jail for reckless endangerment). In the ICU at Bunny's bedside, Sexton cried as she lay on life support in a medically induced coma, awaiting a heart transplant. On December 3, 2023, Sexton allowed Edgar to see a comatose Bunny, where EMS Lt. Aphrodite Theos served as a medium to help him channel that he loved Bunny back--but it backfired because of Doe and "almost ripped Aphrodite's soul in half". Confused by the sound of Aphrodite vomiting, Sexton and Rosabel walked in and noticed Bunny's heart rate sped up and her skin got hot. Sexton sidebarred with Edgar probing what he knew about the Galileo Observatory room, but Edgar got confused because Bunny never told him about Doe. After Sexton stipulated that Edgar could only go back in the room without Aphrodite, Sexton and Rosabel eventually walked back in to overhear Edgar telling Bunny how much he cared for her. When Sexton said Edgar's time was up, their resulting argument nearly escalated into violence with Sexton shoving Edgar out the door. Edgar, still on bail and livid, left the hospital with Rosabel--however, she asked to be dropped off and left him. The experience turned Aphrodite's hair completely white. The next day, Nick kept pacing up and down the hospital hallway before finally entering Bunny's room. He crossed his arms in silence for awhile, picked up an extra pillow next to Bunny, fluffed it up, and put the pillow back next to her. He said that he didn't know if this person inside his ex-best friend's body was still his best friend, that he was still incredibly mad at her but didn't want her to die, that he loved her, that he'll remember her as the friend he had before their falling out, and that he was going to go kill someone. | ||||||
 On December 5, 2023, BBMC prospect Shang Liu betrayed and executed Bunny's close friend Dr. Rosabel Briar for digging into the Hotel. Rosabel, now braindead, had an organ donor card and was the same AB positive blood type as Bunny. In a life-saving operation, Dr. Emily Clarke surgically transplanted Rosabel's heart into Bunny's chest. Although the operation was successful, Bunny did not come back the same. Sexton unconsciously grabbed her phone, sleepwalked past confused bystanders like Juno Sweeney and Etta Hawthorne, drove to Nancy Drew's Galileo Observatory room, and twatted "don't you know me?" from Bunny's phone. When Bunny woke up on December 6, 2023, she was devastated to have survived with Rosabel's heart. She found out Nancy had removed her keys to the Observatory, which Bunny found cruel because she had considered that her safe space. Later, Bunny twatted "don't you know me?" and cracked the TV in her room. Upon leaving the hospital, she conversed with Dahlia but not Nick. In an explanation to Nancy about how Bunny wasn't the same anymore, Bunny ripped apart a paper symbolizing Doe into a dozen pieces, and pointed to a piece of paper different from the one that used to be Bunny--basically saying that Bunny's original soul left her body and a new Doe soul came in, leaving Sexton and Nancy with the only two pieces left of Bunny's original soul. Bunny insisted that she was still herself with the same brain and the same memories. She also warned that she didn't know what would happen if they continued to carry untethered souls. Nancy sped off to The Lighthouse and texted Norman Bones, "I need your help." A new enemy Pigeon--whom Edgar had stabbed and shot to avenge Rosabel's murder--joined the manhunt for Edgar. Intent on protecting Rosabel's heart, Bunny saw no reason to stay in a city where her friends weren't willing to fight for her (even in the months before Edgar). In melancholy goodbye conversations on December 7, 2023, Bunny announced separately to Nick and Edgar that she and Sexton were leaving town together soon (Sexton also sold their DBR mansion). As snow fell, Edgar called Rosabel the least guilty out of everyone, tilted his head when Bunny shrugged that she hadn't sent the twat he saw, and warned her that Pigeon might go after her. Bunny later explained to Seaside leader Benji Ramos how her "platonic soulmate" Nick broke up with her because of Edgar. Benji blamed Nick's ego and his bad first impression of Edgar. Benji and Bunny then screened Edgar's new friend Celia Fate. On December 9, 2023, Bunny returned half a million dollars to Edgar. Later that day at Burger Shot, Shang Liu and the BBMC kidnapped him and his ally Chopper to a beach for recruiting a crew. BBMC Road Captain Irish shot Chopper dead after he taunted him. Shang took Edgar to The Lighthouse and told him that according to Norman Bones, Edgar could choose to bring back either Cesar or Rosabel. But then Air-1 interrupted overhead (in response to Bunny's anonymous 911), and Irish crashed out driving a cuffed Edgar from the police. The BBMC shot Edgar in the car during a gunfight with the police. To Sexton's chagrin, Edgar left the hospital with Bunny and Sexton in front of an arrested Irish. Fuming, Sexton voluntarily exited the car so she and Edgar could speak in private. When Edgar hypothesized that Shang wanted to exchange Edgar's life for Briar's, Bunny told Edgar that Norman Bones doesn't work that way and to not mess around with The Lighthouse. |
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On December 10, 2023, Edgar Del Castillo swapped from Bunny's AMG GT63 (with the license plate "THATSLUT") to her Prairie car (with the license plate "CUMBUNNY"), exposing both cars to his enemies. She also agreed to loan him 2.5 million dollars of her life savings toward the bounty on TJ Walker that Benji Ramos hadn't paid yet. At Vespucci Beach, Edgar and the Brouge Street Kingz shot down the Bondi Boys MC--including Nancy Drew's boyfriend Collin McKinley--and dispatched of Shang Liu to avenge his murder of Bunny's heart donor Dr. Rosabel Briar. Angry about Collin's critical injuries (which ended up needing a pacemaker for his heart) and Dahlia Fey's news that Edgar had used Bunny's cars to hunt the BBMC, Nancy texted an expletive to Bunny, deleted her from her phone, texted Sexton, "Your wife is dead to me.", and gave the BBMC a blank check to hunt Edgar.  Alarmed that Nancy's text meant that Collin had been hurt and that the BBMC would come for them, Bunny warned Edgar that they weren't safe inside of Seaside Tower anymore because Nancy's friend Michael Simone had keys to it. Edgar phoned Dahlia to come to Seaside Tower to talk to him and Bunny, telling Dahlia to bring whomever she wanted. He told Bunny he was done running and hiding, and hoped the Simones would come too as he saw them as his only way out. Sexton radioed to Bunny a warning that a hunting party at the hospital was getting ready to kill both her and Edgar--but she refused to leave without Edgar. Edgar phoned Sexton to pick them both up in front of the Seaside Tower, but tricked Bunny into going down the elevator alone and locked the door behind her. In a goodbye phone call, Edgar told Bunny he loved her, to take care of Rosabel's heart, that it was worth it, to promise never to let them see her cry for him, that she was "a real one with some proper tripas", and ended the call with "pas pas pas." Edgar texted Sexton to take care of her. Bunny and Sexton went straight to the airport and flew to her hometown of Nashville, Tennessee.  The BBMC hotdropped onto Seaside Tower and kidnapped Edgar to a snowy mountainside, where Nick's brother Michael Simone told Edgar that he would have killed Rosabel himself. Michael added that he was going to kill Bunny for cutting off the friends who told her not to get involved with Edgar. The BBMC choppered Edgar to the Sanguine Isle that he had long dreamt of owning--and dropped him onto the snow-covered villa, leaving him for dead. |
📀 Discography[]
Bunny started her music artist career at Down Bad Records, releasing songs under the pseudonym Doe (SoundCloud Link). Bunny resigned as the CEO of DBR after a falling-out with co-owner Dick Chiclets, and was briefly an artist for Wu-Chang Records before quietly leaving the label.
Immortal EP[]
| Title | Release Date | Record Label |
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| "stranger" | March 5, 2022 | Down Bad Records |
| "stardust" | March 28, 2022 | Down Bad Records |
| "always" | June 16, 2022 | Down Bad Records |
| "embraces" | September 6, 2022 | Down Bad Records |
| "honey" | September 24, 2022 | Independent |
| "pieces" | April 21, 2023 | Independent |
| TBD | TBD | TBD |
Featured On[]
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| "In Here A Real Long Time (Ft. Doe)" | Peren Meliamne | February 11, 2022 | Down Bad Records |
🎬 Filmography[]
🏠 Storefront Interior Designs[]
Starting with the Nomad Detective Agency and The Richman Hotel in 2023, Bunny found a passion for designing the interior of storefronts. Olympus Interiors hired Bunny as a decorator.
🚘 Vehicles[]
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THATSLUT
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Gift from husband Sexton Hardcastle. | |
MOTRGASM
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Motorcycle that Bunny has owned since her early days in the city. | |
PUSSYBOM
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Another motorcycle that Bunny has owned for a long time. | |
CUMBUNNY
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Compact two-door coupé that Mayor Bunny purchased for herself after raffling two of them off. | |
BUN
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Two-door hatchback bought from PDM. | |
BI7W1MUP
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Golf cart bought by husband Sexton Cohen. | |
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A tugboat that Bunny just bought after losing patience trying to rent one. | |
SHRUGAIR
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Private helicopter that Bunny bought for around 1.5 million dollars. | |
THATSLUT
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(REMOVED from the city and swapped with a Toros that got sold). Mr. K once planted a hot uzi in it in a conspiracy to sabotage her campaign for mayor. | |
5252IIVT
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(SOLD for $15K) Former gold-colored Plan Bee van. |
♒ Trivia[]
- Born February 14th, an Aquarius.
- Has a Cassette Tattoo representing the first song she ever recorded, title unknown.
- Used to spend a lot of time lying dramatically on the floor of Bahama Mamas, a nightclub that she eventually became the CEO and 49% owner of.
- Used to give friends (and strangers) nicknames through a convoluted process of word-association such as:
- Thomas Dwayne: Lock
- Pixie Plum: Crow
- Taylor Briggs: Goose
- Timothy Snapple Jr.: Lane
- Darien Shields: Tux
- Favorite ice cream flavor is mint/mint chocolate chip.
- Favorite movie is "Moonstruck".
- Favorite TV show is "Gilmore Girls".
- Loves camping, hiking, and similar outdoor activities.
- Once threatened to take down The Stable in an effort to stop Lizzie Byrne from murdering an innocent assistant district attorney.
- Almost replaced Nancy Drew as the CEO of the NPA because of a dispute between the Cerberus heads and Nancy's crew The Stable. The Cerberus heads were not aware that Bunny was the clean face of The Stable.
- Ended up marrying Sexton Hardcastle, a police detective who had investigated her as an accomplice to ADA Malcador Sigilite's murder and once staked out her warehouse for eight hours and one whole morning.
- Won the first place $100,000 prize in the Dodo Logistics Scavenger Hunt with the team of Jeffy Coldiron, Vincent Tracoli, Kirk Jerkems, Xavier Valentine, and Nancy Drew.
- Finally hit the triple diamond jackpot on a slot machine in the Diamond Casino and Resort on July 28, 2022...and only won $50,000.
- Has only been shot thrice during her entire time in Los Santos: once by a friend whom she never spoke to again, once by a carjacker thinking she was a local, and once by a local who got provoked by flares.
- Finally got a mayoral portrait inside of Dennis LaBarre City Hall. Sexton commissioned an artist who had just gone done painting Mayor Lang Buddha's City Hall portrait, and former Mayor Andi Jones helped hang up the finished portrait in City Hall. Sexton and Eve Summers surprised Bunny with the portrait shortly after storm on February 23, 2023.
- After almost 10 months of marriage to Sabith Cohen, Sexton Hardcastle officially changed his government name to Sexton Cohen on May 2, 2023.
- Sabith Cohen's mayoral term ended on June 10, 2022 as a result of her re-election loss to Mickey S. Exactly one year later, her husband Sexton Cohen's mayoral term began on June 10, 2023.
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- Bunny finds ADA Malcador Sigilite too late (8/18/2021)
- Bunny wins Corpo Kid with Tommy T (9/2021)
- Bunny gets prio to wake up at the Diamond Casino Hotel (9/6/2021)
- Bunny wakes up at the Diamond Casino Hotel (9/6/2021)
- The police finally close in on Bunny and The Stable (11/2021)
- Bunny decides to quit Swole Creations (12/2021)
- Bunny rides in the McLaren 720S that Xavier boosted with her money (2/2022)
- Bunny blacks out leaving DBR (3/5/2022)
- Cerberus backs Bunny for Mayor of Los Santos (3/16/2022)
- Bunny talks about Hardcastle with Lester (3/2022)
- Ramee RPG's mayoral candidate Bunny's graffiti clean-up crew (3/31/2022)
- Bunny is elected the Mayor of Los Santos (4/1/2022)
- Mayor Bunny blacks out at the Andi Jones Farmers Market (4/19/2022)
- Pred asks Mayor Bunny a question at her town hall (5/2022)
- Mayor Bunny says she loves Hardcastle (2022)
- Bunny decides to propose to Hardcastle (6/21/2022)
- Hardcastle proposes to Bunny (6/2022)
- Bunny weds Hardcastle (7/8/2022)
- Bride Bunny catches on fire (7/8/2022)
- Bunny appointed to the LSMG Board of Directors (12/2022)
- Hardcastle surprises Bunny with her own mayoral portrait in City Hall (2/23/2023)
- Rosabel Briar foreshadows donating her heart to Bunny (12/2023)
| Played By: itsjustasummerjob |
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Characters: Darcy Lane • Siren Gray Characters: Sabith "Bunny" Cohen • Echo Gray • Margaret Pressman • Poet Wilde |
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Head Doctors: Derek Shaw • Pixie Tarantino • Charlie Jannetty Attending Staff: Frederick Frasier • Philippa Canter Doctors: Duke Ramsey • Erik Gunman • Peri Wattson • Perry O'Dontell • Rivington Riviera • Ryan Wilson
Head Psychologist: Pixie Tarantino Therapists: Johanna Golden • Nathaniel Greyson • Sarah Tonain • Sebastian Dior • Tanner PhillipsResidents: Amber Atkins • Andrew Fischer • Angus Berkowitz • Arlo Watson • Arthur Klaus • Ava Deveraux • Baghdon Bashar • Beatrice Merzhin • Ben Casanova • Catherine Cuddlepuff • Charlie Hawkins • Chloe Connelly • Claudia LaBarre • Dennis LaBarre • Emily Clarke • Ensley Alton • Esne Meadow • Etta Hawthorne • Giovanna Gambino • Harper Elliott • Ivy Grayson • Jackie Leggs • Jane Erik • Jessie James • John Degrey • Julio Thomas • Kai Ree • Kaiya Vuitton • Kaleb Rush • Kitty Dream • Laurence Nightingale • Lucy Winsmore • Luis Screw • Luther Caine • Monte Ramos • Montez Belair • Natalia Omar • Saint Clair • Sasha Blackwell • Scarlet Rose • Sebastian Dior • Sofia Stewart • Steven Hayes Interns: Aaron Marchetti • Adam Nesciac • Amelia Waters • Andi Jones • Arthur Drake • Autumn Perry • Bruce Baylor • Burt Beans • Carlo Marciano • Cece Laurent • Celaena Cortland • Clyde Davis • Coraline Carver • Craig Westley • Devon Shy • Dougie Howzer • Emma Schmidt • Francisco Ramirez De La Vega • Hal Apenyo • Jackie Hill • Jason Ledson • Jenny Hall • John Spartan • Judas Thompson • Karla Jax • Lowri Baker • Lynn D'Anemone • Maddison Bancroft • Mari McKay • Marie Fister • Masen Machuca • Mayumi Himura • Meg Kyracruz • Melvin Graves • Mory Moon • Nico August • Oakley Stallion • Omar Flocko • Peter Pillson • Pilbis Shonley • Rhysand Velaris • Roy Dean • Rustin Cooper • Sam Pickle • Samantha Morningstar • Sasha Gelato • Sebastian Owen • Tommy Tribble • Willie Banger • Xedrick Samonte Head Nurse: Pixie Tarantino |