Huckleberry "Huck" Guthrie is a character role-played by Eebern.
Description[]
Huck is a mild mannered man from Paris, Texas. In the past, he had always worn a gray shirt under a gray flannel with the sleeves cut off and a camo cap until his new clothes came into the city. He has visible tattoos on both of his arms.
HOA[]
He is a member of the HOA and is part of High Command. Siz Fulker considers him his right hand man and third-in-command of the HOA.
He is the first and only Knight in the HOA. He attained knighthood after he was knighted by the HOA's patron deity, the Lady of the Lake.
Additionally, he is the HOA Court's presiding Chief Justice, he oversees the court and presides over any cases that fellow members of the HOA or people outside of the HOA file. His role as Chief Justice once netted him a temporary role as an actual judge in the Department of Justice, after Buck Stanton recommended them. Him and the HOA were given temporary ability to oversee any Bench Trials or small-claims court for 24 hours. As a Christmas gift from Ant, Huck was given a certificate signed by Dennis LaBarre stating that he is officially recognized as an honorary judge but he has no judicial power.
Connections[]
Huck originally pushed heavy pistols for the Lost MC, but now he has given that position to Stanley Wilkinson and became a full-time cocaine pusher for Siz Fulker alongside Kaleb Rush.
He was given the role as pusher after Siz needed to replace Manny McDaniels due to Manny's out-of-the-city obligations. Siz found him and Kleb to be the most fitting replacements because of their prior role in pushing heavy pistols.
Trivia[]
- He owns a Vapid Hustler, a Nagasaki Blazer, a Daemon Custom, and a Declasse Vamos.
- He is seen driving around in his Vamos throughout the city.
- He adopted Fred Bodini because he felt that Fred never had a father figure in his life.
- Has a mushroom up his ass, much like Siz, but much sharper.
- He is Siz Fulker's favorite (former) cadet.
- He also tries to be nice to law enforcement, even though they dislike him purely because of his association with the HOA.
- He has taken a liking to Brenda Pancake. Every time they see each other (whether it be in MRPD, a job, or a traffic stop) he takes the opportunity to flirt with her, however she tries to end his advances abruptly.
- On August 25th, 2020, Huck successfully completed his first Vault alongside Siz Fulker, Claire Seducer, and Juan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez.
- Currently in possession of Michael Simone's 1969 Dodge Charger while he is away from the city.
- His favorite flavor of ice cream is tiger.
Quotes[]
- "Best shape of my life"
- "Yalright"
- "Holograms aren't real Lilian Mackenzie, that's Star Wars bullshit"
- "You ever just lie about your feelings to shut people up?"
- "You can't be a brony and not be a furry, its like a venn diagram"
- "Hal, nutting into a sock does not count as murder"
- "Like we are not already the people who milk a person for robbing a store. You think we are worried about our reputation? We don't give a fuck. We are a fake book club, a fake biker gang, a fake home owner's association. The last thing we give a fuck about is our reputation."
- "My nipples are going to get chapped Kleb!"
- "You slimin' right now? My man!"
- "I'm just drinking your piss Miguel"
- "A little kiss, it's all daddy needs"
- "You have any kids Bunnie? You want some?"
- "That's how they say it in England. Oi mate, I'm arriving"
- "Would you use rubber? I feel it would be too firm. It would be like fucking an old tire"
- "It's fine, you just gotta milk it a little"
- "You're adorable and smoking hot like in a little sister way" - Simultaneously with Kleb to Ant
- "You like cobbler more?! Julio I knew you were sick but you're an absolute pervert!"
- "Do you masturbate laying on your stomach too?"
- "I can't believe this. My own daughter, a cuck."
- "What are you thinking Lily, goths can't swim!"
- "Nothing gets panties wetter than coral"
- "Go slime on a hoe"
- "You could smell it while you masturbate" - explaining what can be done with Kray-Tor's bathwater
- "You probably don't even cum in a jar anymore" - to Kleb
- "Oh please Ant, when are women ever genuinely sad?"
- "Is that what you wanna be Lily, you wanna be a pizza slut. Is that what you want Los Santos to know you as, Lily the pizza slut?"
- "Picture this, a woman throws up on her own feet. What do you think?" - to Blanden
- "I've got one question for you, are you ready to fart glitter out of your ass?"
- "Hal, are you telling me you have never put on a diaper, shit your pants, and gotten a little hard?"
Gallery[]
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