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Criminal Record[]

3.0 Criminal Record
Status of Drivers License: 0 points

Warrant Status: N/A

Kidnapping (2x)

Joyriding (2x)

Grand Theft Auto (1x)

Robbery (1x)

Burglary (2x)

Disobeying a Peace Officer (1x)

Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] (2x)

Resisting Arrest (4x)

Evading (4x)

Failure to Obey Traffic Controlled Devices (2x)

Third Degree Speeding (2x)

Illegal Turn (1x)

Trivia[]

Fun Facts & Misc. Information

  • Siz's first phone contact in 3.0 was Alabaster Slim.
  • Siz's phone background is Zelda’s head on a banana.
  • Siz broke his nose on 2/9/21 after Officer Sam Baas punched him in the face.
  • Siz became a cannibal on 3/5/21 after eating a human meat burger Julio Thomas prepared.
  • Siz's first vehicle of 3.0 was a BF Surfer that he bought second-hand off of Jesus on 3/11/21.
  • Siz managed to re-buy his 2.0 home at 21 West Mirror Park Drive on 4/8/21.
  • In 3.0 Siz first went to jail on 4/16/21 after a burglary gone wrong (although he only got a tooth in the apartment they charged him of burglarizing).
  • On 8/31/21 Siz asked members of the HoA if they could hear his farts from outside the Mirror Park Tavern.
  • Siz participated in his first race of 3.0 on 9/23/21, a B-class race where he placed second in his Vagrant.
  • Siz got his first official pilot's license on 9/29/21.
  • Since mid October of 2021 Siz claimed that he urinated in his own mouth. His reasoning for doing so was to avoid waste and "save his own minerals". Although when actually presented with a cup of his own piss on 11/12/21 he changed his position and claimed he only gargled his piss rather than consuming it.
  • His bench press personal record is 320. It is unknown what the units are.
  • He was VIP #010 for the Squid Games on 10/29/21. He participated in the games and placed fourth, being eliminated by Francis J Francer.
  • Siz robbed the lower vault for the first time on 12/21/21.
  • Siz partook in a drag event with the rest of the HoA at Pitchers on 2/8/22; his drag name was "Ms. Sizzle".
  • Since 2/14/22 Siz started moaning sensually whenever he got injured. Prior to then Siz usually made nonsensical noises.
  • Siz's left testicle was shot off by Stanley on 2/23/2022; seconds afterwards Siz somehow immediately and rapidly healed the injury by smoking marijuana.
  • Siz's state ID in 3.0 is 1052.
  • On 4/3/22 Siz came into possession of yet another chimpanzee, although he initially believed it was Mighty Joe wearing Chimp Caesar's Kutte. As a result of the latter confusion, when Siz discovered that this was actually a completely different ape he christened it "Mighty Joe Caesar". Unlike his previous two chimps, Mighty Joe Caesar actually listens to Siz's commands (although his intelligence is far closer to that of a normal chimpanzee).
  • Siz has a microchip implanted in his left hand, it is used as a key to unlock hidden doors in the Liquid Library.
  • Siz never actually attended the grand opening of the Liquid Library, despite being its owner. Instead he opted to run several errands and fares for his taxi service at the time, waiting outside the event in the downtime between them.
    • On 12/13/22 Siz worked the bar at the LL for the first time. He had not worked a bar front since the opening of his previous business, the Mirror Park Tavern, in 2020. Unlike his brief previous stint as a bartender, this time Siz purposely tainted customers' drinks to observe their reactions and entertain himself (eventually also resorting to drinking and drug use while on the job). To this end, prior to starting work he obtained dead roaches, flies, and various other disgusting things to include in the drinks he made. Although, his customers didn't take too much offense to the various nasty concoctions he presented them with and in some cases were even impressed.
  • Siz received the first Shrugway sandwich in the state on 6/15/22.
  • After failing to gain control over Burger Shot in May 2022, Siz gave the fake baby he made to accomplish that to several people. By 6/15/22 one copy of the child was sold to PawnHub and the other was gifted by Siz to Curtis Swoleroid on the latter's birthday.
    • Later, on 8/20/22 Siz managed to actually acquire over a dozen clones of a real infant via John Miller, which came in stasis pods from an overseas laboratory (thus making Siz the first person in the state to participate in human trafficking of infants and the mass manufacture of people).
      • On 8/26/22 Siz gave one of these clones to Julio Thomas as a birthday gift.
  • Siz has not once listened to any citizen run radio station (a feature introduced with the 3.0 update). Instead he maintains his 2.0 habit of turning off the radio in any vehicle he drives.
  • Since 6/23/22 Siz began threatening to crush the penises/nipples of fellow HoA members with a pipe wrench. Thus far he's only been able to do this to: Julio Thomas, Stanley Wilkinson, and long time HoA "background character" Raphael Kristof tightening his pipe wrench by seven, eight, and five notches on their penises respectively. Julio eventually noticed what Siz was doing before he could complete the clamp and downed him in retaliation. On the other hand, Siz downed Stanley before ripping his penis off with the clamp at maximum tightness. Raphael was also downed and had his penis clamped and twisted, but managed to come out of the ordeal with no lasting injuries.
    • As a result of Stanley's "clamping" on 6/29/22, he got revenge by downing Siz and forcing him to eat his mutilated penis (which was placed in his pocket beforehand when it was ripped off).
  • During his time kidnapped by the Hyenas from 7/7/22-8/13/22 Siz's captors fed him a "corndog" that was actually shit on a stick.
    • He also befriended two stray Rottweilers who were living at the Dam, after his rescue Siz named them Jon and John respectively.
      • He didn't consider feeding them until 8/18/22 and did not know what they actually could eat.
  • Siz's left eye was pecked by a crow (that he attempted to kill and eat earlier that day) during a court case on 9/29/22.
    • In late January 2023 Siz was gifted a replacement eye by Andi Jones.
  • Has been shat on multiple times in his tenure in the state, most recently by Kael Soze on 10/5/22.
  • As a way to get himself a long jail sentence, Siz voluntarily got himself arrested for the murder of SDSO Deputy Ezra Funkhouser (who was actually murdered by Kian Mercer) on 10/11/22.
  • Since Siz first arrived in the state in 2019 he has had extremely good luck, which was quickly christened as "plot armor" by those who took notice. This luck has been an instrumental part in Siz's overall continued success, with such examples ranging from: his initial chance encounter with Evita Nimm introducing him to the social group that would radically shape his future, encounters with the police ending in either his escape/release or other extremely favorable outcome as a result of some outside factor, and a myriad of other minor random lucky happenstance(s) that resulted in various positive things for Siz.
  • Siz first boarded an oil rig on 11/25/22. He previously attempted to board one several months earlier shortly after they were constructed, but was halted by local guards and police that shot him down when he tried to do so.
  • Siz did his first delivery for Dodo Logistics on 1/19/23. While Siz despised the idea of working at Dodo, he had to as part of a challenge he was partaking in at the time.
  • Julio Thomas chopped off one of Siz's ring fingers on 1/19/23 during a weeklong HoA challenge. Surprisingly, Siz wasn't really bothered by this and harbored no real ill will towards Julio afterwards.
  • Siz sleeps on his side.

Quotes[]

  • "Do you want a bottle of our Top Shelf? It will literally knock you on your ass."
  • "I used to have five million dollars and I was a cocaine kingpin!"
  • "I'm down bad."
  • "You ever heard of dick cheese?"
  • "It actually has an anime vagina."
  • "My cum pile!"
  • "Shut up!"
  • "You wanna eat my ass?"
  • "That dog literally has a horsecock!"
  • "Now you're thinking with boxes!"
  • "And I have two balls that I'm gonna slap your forehead with."
  • "I'm gonna to slap your mom in the face with my dick."
  • "I will take your prize possession fish and I will stick its lips on my dick."
  • "You pussy!"
  • "I think I just became the piss cup connect for the first gay bar in the city."
  • "You know, if it was a negative I would've said maybe you were riding some horse dick instead!"
  • "If you fuck the green M&M in the ass, is it poop or chocolate?"
  • "All he wants is a bottle of Top Shelf so he can go home and beat his wife."
  • "I would never kick a lesbian out of Mirror Park."
  • "Stanley, did you cum?"
  • "How do you shoot a pussy...into someone's face?"
  • "Please, I have a laser hole in my asshole!"
  • "You fucking question me I'll stick my dick in your eye!"
  • "I'm gonna pull my asshairs out and shove them up your nose!"
  • "Hwat?"
  • "I don't care if your legs work or not I will shoot you!"
  • "I pooped meself."
  • "Why?"
  • "You're so weird man."
  • "What are you doing?!"
  • "What did you see?"

Siz Moments[]

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