Shelly Smith was a character role-played by rlly.
General Description[]
Shelly Smith was a member of Prune Gang and the owner of Burger Shot, and one of its six original employees.
She was previously an Officer for the Davis Police Department, Badge #411.
Background Information[]
After many months of dealing with the daily chaos at Burger Shot from its very first day, Shelly climbed up the ladder and got promoted by Dean Watson to CEO of the company; she is now even the owner. This is a role which she managed to achieve after weeks of constantly struggling to improve herself when tasked with growing a backbone by the previous Burger Shot CEO, Cassie Cupcake. Of course, this was also due to her own personal desire to be able to stand up to Robert Spowylamywanowski after the Truth Circle incident and its aftermath.
Following that, Shelly had undergone some drastic changes in character, to the point where she begun to lead her own cult, the International Burger Society, and even had contacts with serial killers and other sorts of criminals. She has since decided to reform her life; after spending time in Parsons Rehabilitation Center, she got an expungement and joined the LSPD.
Notable Events[]
| The Gloryon Saga |
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During one chaotic as usual Burger Shot day, Shelly and Ken-sama got kidnapped by the undercover James Marco St. Marco and Guy Jones, who then proceeded to bring the two before the gnome god Kevin (who is really just a garden gnome). Pretending to speak as Kevin's proxy, James Marco told the pair to get married in less than 24 hours or else the world would end. After being picked up and returning back to Burger Shot, she once again met with James Marco St. Marco (this time not disguised), who had the idea of a speed dating event after being told the story by Shelly and Ken-sama. Having already embarked on a quest with Gloryon in the past, which ended up being more of a date, Shelly immediately called him to inform him of the events and to ask him to come to Burger Shot to resolve the issue. Hearing the news, Gloryon then rushed to Burger Shot as if his life depended on it. With the assistance of Annie May, who gave him a diamond and a rimjob to form a makeshift ring, he then proposed to her, a proposal which she immediately accepted. They were even looking forward to having a "Red Wedding", an idea Shelly was fascinated with due to her obsession with the Game of Thrones TV series. The engagement was of course not without its issues. Sheldon Jones, after already having a rough week due to the Truth Circle incident, was told the news by Shelly. Due to him being in love with Shelly and in combination with everything else that was happening to him, Sheldon shared a few final words with Shelly before quitting Burger Shot and taking a plane to Vice City. Unfortunately for their relationship, Shelly deemed Gloryon to be an absentee fiancée, noting the lack of times he hung out with her or even attempted to have a talk. Having had enough of that, and combined with the fact that Gloryon is affiliated with the Rooster's Rest, enemies of the IBS, Shelly began getting into a relationship with Jeffrey Price instead. With all of these factors adding up, it was only a matter of time that a breakup would happen, and so it did. In fact, the breakup turned out to be quite bloody, as Shelly threatened that none of his Rooster family but him would be safe; hearing that, Gloryon got out of the car and shot her on the spot. Shelly then sought revenge against Gloryon together with Jeffrey, whom she got engaged to shortly after. Shelly, Jeffrey, and Glue Guy kidnapped Gloryon and flew him on a deserted island, where Shelly stabbed him with a knife. Shelly proceeded to spend the next few days undercover as "Melisandre Maleficent" in order to hide from the Roosters' rage. She then had "Melisandre" die a fake death at a Hubcap Jones moshpit and pretended that she returned from a vacation in Hawaii with Jeffrey after the heat died down. |
| Growing a Backbone |
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Shelly's original assignment as Assistant to the General Manager in Burger Shot did not come without its own little catch. More specifically, Shelly was given the task of going on training adventures with X and Robert by Cassie Cupcake in order to grow a backbone so that she could handle managing the daily chaotic occurrences at Burger Shot. Having often been accused of being too kind or weak, Shelly slowly came on board with the idea and started to stand up to Robert's antics as well as chaos at the Burger Shot slightly more often. In fact, after some words of encouragement by her co-worker and friend Oki Doki, she even thought of possibly going along with X's crazy plan to rob a bank as training for Shelly. Despite X's departure from the city, Shelly still displayed signs of wanting to continue her training. She was even convinced by her co-worker and aspiring crimelord Pilbis Shonley to join him on a house robbery, though since it was her first time she only took on the role of lookout. That being said, Shelly became a bit more hesitant to engage in criminal activity ever since she found out she was an owner of the Split Sides Comedy Club, not wanting to jeopardize her position as a rising businesswoman. However, this hesitation faded away once her self-esteem got an overwhelming boost due to her statues as well as her increasing faith in the Great Burger in the Sky; Shelly decided to take no disrespect from anyone whatsoever. She even grew up the courage to talk back to Robert Spowylamywanowski, whereas old Shelly would have just cowered and taken any ridicule he might have thrown towards her. Not only that, she began getting her hands a bit dirty, along with her loyal followers. After being informed by Cassie Cupcake that the infamous Lang Buddha blew up her moped, she took a crew of her most loyal followers and blew up his own expensive car when it was parked outside Rooster's Rest. When he came to confront her at Burger Shot, she told him to bring it on, and that she was not afraid of him. She has since become the CEO of Burger Shot and is no longer one to be pushed around. On the 7 of July 2021, the aforementioned planned bank robbery with X even came into fruition, despite the risk factor of Shelly losing her newly acquired 20% of Burger Shot as per her contract. Shelly attempted to steal from the Great Vault along with X, Oki Doki, and Linda Maridan. Although Shelly and Oki got caught, Linda and X managed to get away with the money. In spite of the bragging rights she managed to acquire because of this, Dean Watson wasn't too happy with her commiting such a felony after her promotion to CEO. He told her that she would not be keeping her position if she kept getting involved in such activities and proceeded to even give her a raise in order to convince her to stay clean. |
| Shelly vs Cornwood |
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One fateful night, as Shelly was standing by a telephone booth ready to anonymously prank cell her arch-nemesis Balducci, she was brutally rammed into by a police cruiser driven by officer Cletus Cornwood, with officer T.J. Mack as a co-driver. This resulted in the brutal mangling of Shelly's legs as well as nervous damage to her arm; as described by Fingle Dan, her arm now looked like sausage links. To make matters worse, Cornwood accused her of jaywalking when the incident happened. Being emotionally distraught and unable to even work and manage anywhere near her normal efficiency at Burger Shot, she decided to contact XPlain Law LLP and prepare a lawsuit against Cornwood and the PD for their negligence and the damages they caused. Adding to her humiliation, when she visited MRPD to check if they even filed a police report for running her over, she found out that they hadn't. On top of that, a group of officers laughed at her and Patrick Downing accused her of lying, grabbed her wheelchair and pushed her down the flight of stairs outside MRPD. All of this resulted in some rough days for Shelly. She spent most of her time facing off against a new primary villain during that time, namely the ever-present threat of doors and steps. Though she often came out victorious during those struggles due to her persistence and a lot of help from her at the time Ass to Ass Sherry Paie, it was never without a lot of effort. Tensions rose once again with Cornwood when he came to visit the Burger Shot after his promotion to Captain. Shelly, having already removed a few people from the roster for not showing up to work, fired Cornwood on the spot. The devastated Cornwood then got drunk and lumbered around his old home, while Trooper Tony Andrews accused Shelly of being a scammer due to her no longer being in a wheelchair. However, Shelly still had the medical records to prove her injuries, so all that remained in regards to that was to settle everything in court. Eventually, due to the constant delays happening to the trial between the two, Shelly moved on past her grudge for Cornwood. She is now more than OK with him working back at Burger Shot and she agreed to drop all charges in exchange for a pair of binoculars. |
| International Burger Society |
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The IBS has its origins deeply intertwined with Shelly's slowly increasing ego. After having statues erected in her likeness in Burger Shot as well as toys made of her that spread throughout the entire city, Shelly's idea of herself grew exponentially. The idea of the Burger Queen and the Great Burger in the Sky kept growing in her head, to the point where she began viewing herself as the physical manifestation of their will in the realm of mortals. All of this resulted in an escalation of Shelly's activities regarding the matter, to the point where she began asking for offerings to her statues, praying to them constantly, and even snackrificing people to them whenever she could. As a natural conclusion to this, she eventually began leaning towards the idea of a cult, an idea which she eventually decided to transform into a reality along with Scruffy Doodle, a business clown who shares her love for burgers. The International Burger Society was thus formed. After finding a location for their headquarters, they started scouting out potential candidates for their cult by offering them sacred ketchup packets and judging the manner in which they make use of those packets; promising candidates were promised a part in something bigger, something far greater than themselves. The IBS then proceeded to commit actual murder for their snackrifices, with Shelly stating that she felt more powerful after each one. International Burger Society's Official Prayer: Our Burger Goddess, who art in ketchup, flame broiled be thy name. Thy lettuce and bun, Thy rimjob and gun, the snackrifice has begun. May the ketchup flow like the blood from the Bleeder. Long live the Burger Queen! |
| Descent into Darkness |
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Following the foundation of the IBS aswell as Shelly's rapidly increasing idea of herself, Shelly slowly but surely began displaying increasing ruthlessness and foolhardiness when it came to dealing with her rivals and enemies. This rise in violent tendencies reached a boiling point on the 28th of May, 2021, when Shelly took part in Robert Spowylamywanowski's scheme to commit a toy heist at the Rooster's Rest. This was a heist that Shelly was more than willing to take part in due to her intense rivalry with Lang Buddha as well as her desire to take revenge for the toy heist Buddha himself committed at Burger Shot a week prior. Unfortunately for Shelly and her crew, which was comprised of her, Robert Spowylamywanowski, Jeffrey Price and Kyle Brovloski, the heist ended up in complete failure. After taking around 20 hostages comprised of customers who kept entering the Rooster's Rest, the situation grew out of control and the crew had to evacuate the building while keeping one hostage, Peener Pogue. Jeffrey Price, who remained behind, was took by surprise when Officer Sam Baas breached the building, and ended up firing at him. This complicated the situation for the remaining crew; the police immediately started opening fire despite the hostage, due to the fact that one of their own was shot. Seeing that they were out of options, Shelly took it upon herself to gun down the hostage and subsequently fire at the responding officers. Of course, this didn't end well for the crew as they were vastly outnumbered by the police, and they all got gunned down. Shelly spent a long time in prison due to the incident, time which changed her perspective on the world. The day after she got out of prison, she proved herself to be much less hesitant to use deadly means against her enemies and she became much more open to the idea of working with forces of questionable morality. She even invited Alberl Jonie, a serial killer that goes by the nickname "The Tower", into the society, hoping to make use of his skills against enemies of herself and the IBS such as Lang Buddha. As if that wasn't enough, she also schemed with ex-terrorist and suitor Jeffrey Price to kill her own fiancée, Gloryon, not only due to him neglecting her but also for the sake of the IBS, since he is a part of the Rooster's Rest. On the 10th of June 2021 she even performed the first murder-snackrifice for the IBS, having Jeffrey Price stab Fred Mossberg after the latter was made to kneel before her and chant the Society's prayer. She had new aspirations, to take over Burger Shot and eventually Los Santos with Jeffrey at her side at the top of the IBS. |
| The Fall and Rise of the Burger Queen |
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As the Cerberus corporation began to involve itself more in matters concerning Burger Shot, so too did Shelly Smith's career at her beloved restaurant and home begin to reach its end. Her chaotic nature was inevitably going to be an element that contrasted the corporate structure of the three headed beast controlled by Dean Watson, Leslie Lingberg, and of course Shelly's archnemesis, Lang Buddha. Following the disastrous end of Shelly Smith and Raymond Romanov's arranged wedding, which was an attempt to create an alliance between Rooster's Rest and Burger Shot, Shelly took it upon herself to exact revenge for the shooting of Jeffrey Price, in which Ray was involved. Finding Kitty Dream, Ray's ex and the CEO of his company Betta Life outside of Rooster's Rest one night, she decided to kidnap and execute her. Shelly made her call Ray and tell him that she was going to get hurt and that it would be his fault before immediately shooting her in the head. Unfortunately for Shelly, she did not know exactly how many friends Kitty had in the city; this event ignited a chain reaction that would culminate in the burning of some her last bridges in the city. A mere three hours after Kitty's execution, Shelly herself was kidnapped by Kitty's boyfriend, Octavio "Goofy" Stenberg, as well as his allies and Ray himself. For retribution, Goofy stabbed her multiple times, riddled her with bullet holes, and finally lit her on fire, permanently scarring her face. As if that wasn't enough, Shelly came out of the ICU to find that loyal employees had quit Burger Shot over her actions against Kitty, with even Oki Doki deciding to set out on her own path and Jeffrey Price joining the LSPD. Finally, an assortment of Cerberus members including Dean Watson, Lang Buddha and Cassie Cupcake took her to a beach and made her choose between death or staying at Parson's for rehab; she chose the latter. Feeling devastated by the weight of her own mistakes, Shelly received the final blow to her Burger Shot career when she found out that, as one of the heads of Cerberus, Lang Buddha would be receiving a portion of Burger Shot's profits. Unable to deal with making money for her archnemesis, on top of everything else that had happened, Shelly did something few would have ever expected; the Burger Queen decided to quit Burger Shot. However, this was not to be the end of Shelly's future at Burger Shot; Leslie Lingberg presented her with a final offer of 3 million and the Comedy Club in exchange for full ownership of the restaurant, an offer which she accepted. After a week of hard effort together with the rest of the ex-Burger Shot employees as well as a generous donation of 500k from Dean Watson himself, she obtained the full amount and finally became what she always dreamed off; the owner of Burger Shot. |
Momentous Dates within the Government[]
Unified Police Department[]
| Rank | Insignia | Note | Date |
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Hired to the LSPD; Badge #523 | March 21st, 2022 |
| Temporarily Solo Certified for 72 Hours | April 18th, 2022 | ||
| Solo Cadet | 
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Solo Certified; Badge #604 | April 22nd, 2022 |
| Officer | 
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Promoted to Officer; Badge #411 | July 25th, 2022 |
| Transferred to the DPD | November 25th, 2022 | ||
| Fired | December 30th, 2022 |
Quotes[]
- "Have a burgertastic/shellytastic day!"
- "The Burger Queen demands a snackrifice!"
- "I am Burger Shot!"
- "Son of a bun!"
- "The Burger Queen never forgets!"
Gallery[]
3/21/2022
| Played By: rlly |
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| Characters: Consuela Chan • Gloria Berry • Giovanna Moscato • Kelly Smith • Lucy Moon • Madam Saanvi • Mara Floyd • Meadow Riley • Mona Kramps • Paisley Lynee Hartford • Phoebe Quinn • Ruby Jane Huckleberry • Shelly Smith |