Eugene Zuckerberg

Overview

2.0 and Prior

Eugene Zuckerberg
Classic
Status	Active
Aliases	Mr.Oogene "Old Man" Old Fuck Grand Dab Ugin Eugina Slippery Gene Cock The Horseman of Cringe
Relatives	Carlos "Cheddar" Sanchez Brother Fiona Stewart Sister Adopted Mother Marlo Stanfield Adopted Father Karen Dahmer Daughter Siz Fulker Grandson Tony Corleone Grandson Clayvon Barksdale Grandson Julio Thomas Grandson Kevin Whipaloo Grandson Erin Cox Granddaughter Oki Doki Granddaughter Celine LaCroix Granddaughter Mando Thompson Adopted Grandson Kyle Pred Grandson Daquan Dumas Grandson
Biographical Information
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Age	74
Date of Birth	December 12th, 1949
Relationship Information
Relationship Status	Andi Jones Carlos "Cheddar" Sanchez Wife
Faction Information
Other Affiliation	Prune Gang Los Santos National Lottery Alta Street Ruff Rydaz The Chaos
Former Affiliation	Burger Shot Vultur Lé Culturé The Digital Den Ottos Autos
Role-player Information
Played By	Vader
Characters	Tuong Ru Kim Tommy Biggaz Dirty Mike Nacho Block Kudo Kai Darnell Jones Luigi Mario Rooney Mersion Jack Caine Robert Bankerton Xavier "X" Jackson Rob Wonders Rupert "Sin" Appleton Maxx Payne Paul Blart † Ling Buddha † Dwhyte Knight † David Windsor † Red Ditt † Rayne Boe †

Eugene Zuckerberg is a character role-played by Vader.

General Description

Eugene Zuckerberg is a delusional elderly man. Many people think Eugene has dementia, or as he calls it, "dimensions", even though it's more of an excuse that he uses for his criminal behavior. Eugene is a well connected criminal having ties to most gangs in the city.

Jobs

Legal Jobs

Eugene is a jack of all trades and has been employed by a large amount of people.

• Eugene has been working as a part time employee at the Burger Shot. Unbeknownst to most people in the city it was Eugene who started the rumors that Burger Shot sells human and dog meat in their burgers.
• After impressing members of Chang Gang during a job interview, Eugene got hired as an art curator for Vultur Lé Culturé. Eugene uses his stories to entertain the guests who visit the gallery.
• After numerous talks with Jacob Harth, Eugene was hired to do delivery and pickups for The Digital Den. On the legal side Eugene helps move merchandise.
• After being inspired by the raffle's at the casino and the gallery, Eugene decided to run a lottery of his own. Hoping to garner trust and eventually make it in to an official business. After partnering up with Tidus Schwinghammer, Eugene has made is lottery official. A new business by the name of Los Santos National Lottery was created.

Criminal Activity

• Eugene is a middleman for The Chaos, selling Molotov cocktails.
• Also Eugene is one of the biggest weed seller's. Having already be put in jail for Drug Trafficking, his weed game just grew to the point where he always have enough weed for daily Taco shop weed run. On July 3rd, he made a deal to work with HOA members.
• Eugene is also one of the most active car boosters in the city and part of the car boosting crew called Boost Boys with Nino Chavez and Tony Corleone.

Murders

• Rick Rivers, a Weazel News Reporter
  • Killed as a result of being fed alive to the sharks following his coverage of the Cleanbois' (stolen) car show and the interrogation going south.

• Zach Rack, William Gunner's alleged son
  • After Gunner's continuous action of calling them old, Eugene and Mel took Zack Rack hostage, to ask Gunner for money. After he failed to send the correct amount, Zack Rack was executed by Mel in front of MRPD. When they found out that Zach was indeed dead, they took a few EMS and Doctors hostage to steal the corpse and dump him into the Alamo Sea.

Quotes

• "My car!"
• "My door!"
• "STUPID LOCAL!"
• "Hwot?"
• "Uhhuh"
• "Excuse me?!"
• "Screw you!"
• "Let me tell you about the time I invented the Frisbee. We'd get a paper plate and turn it upside down and I would throw it to Edna and she would throw it back to me, and I would throw it back to her and she would throw it back to me."
• "Woah!"
• "You owe me money for the taxi ride!."
• "Fuck the Police!"
• "I've fought in 130 world wars!"
• "I invented this...."
• "You wear a HWIG!"
• "You stupid whore!" / "You stupid bitch!"
• "Oof!"
• "AKAWOK"
• "What did you call me?"
• "Why problem make when you no problem have you don't want to make?"
• "I am not old, I'm 35+"
• "Fuck 12!"
• "AAAAaaaahhhh.... JESUS!"

Trivia

• Has claimed to have fought in 130 "world wars" and have accomplished many other feats:
  • The Boer War, the War of 1812, the Civil War, the Battle of Yavin, the Battle of Hastings, the Battle of Helm's Deep, he carried the cross for Jesus, starred in The Garden of Eden, he's the First Creator of Man, he created the Earth in seven days, fought in a battle against the Roman Empire against 2.4 billion Romans (who he killed with his Panzer Tank), the Battle of Endor, the War of the Five Kings, World War Z, the Battle of Wakanda, climbing Mt. Everest in the nude, the Vietnam War, four American Revolutions, the Infinity War parts I and II, the War of the World, cut off Van Gogh‘s ear (in a bar fight), he sunk the Titanic, the Dunkirk War, he fought Private Ryan, built the Berlin Wall (with own fecal matter), you sank my battleship, the Star Wars, the Clone Wars, Battle of the Bastards, and stopped Chernobyl from erupting.
• Eugene's mental health is a taboo subject; though everyone believes he is crazy, and several doctors have suggested he has Dementia.
• Has claimed to have been reborn again at Easter but was once thousands of years old.
• Claims to have invented The Frisbee, going Left, running, the Aeroplane, and the Onion.
• Is related to everyone in the city.
• Once ran a Taxi Cab service; the rate was $1,000.
• Paints all of his vehicles salmon, including vehicles he's stolen and then returned to the owner.
• Eugene hates being called "old" and will hunt down anyone who calls him it.

Cars

List of vehicles owned by Eugene:

• Taxi [1]
• BMX
• Intruder [2]
• Issi Sport [3] *Vin Scratched
• Camaro Z28 1979 *Vin Scratched

Used to own/Sold:

• Lampadati Tigon [4]
• Adder *Vin Scratched
• Outlaw *Vin Scratched
• Kalahari *Vin Scratched
• Tailgater *Vin Scratched
• Cognoscenti Cabrio *Vin Scratched
• Ferrari