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Durch Bayte is a character role-played by MitonTPike1.

General Description

Durch Bayte is a funeral director, and owner of the Durch Bayte Funeral Emporium. Their motto is "We will make you look good, because God doesn't like ugly".

Durch has a great personality, a deep gloomy voice, and plays the kazoo sometimes.

Durch Bayte Funeral Emporium

Durch Bayte Funeral Emporium has three tiers of Death Insurance.

  • Tier 1 ($215) - retrieve your corpse and attempt to make it presentable, burying you in a nice pine box.
  • Tier 2 ($1000) - all benefits of Tier 1, and Durch will sing "Ave Maria"
  • Tier 3 ($3000) - buries you alive.

Quotes

  • "We will make you look good, because God doesn't like ugly."
  • "You slay'em, we clean'em;?) you stab'em, Durch grabs'em; you shoot'em, Durch suits'em."
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