Doug "The Wild Goose" Canada, is a 39-year-old Canadian from Ontario.
Once a semi-pro hockey defense-man, he now enjoys the simple things like seeing his breath in the cold air, and listening to Coast To Coast AM. He is lovable but to be honest, a bit of a pecker at times.
Doug can often be seen around town looking for a place to "sharpen his ice-skates". Nobody actually knows what this means.
Physically, Doug is in "okay" shape. He is average-height with fair skin, brown hair and green eyes. He typically has an unkempt beard.
- Amazing fashion sense
- Always 'sorry"
- Sharp tongue
- Distrusts police
- NEVER FORGETS
- "Quickest Heist Ever"
- Doug, Outto Tune Tyrone, and Gladys Berry were apprehended while on the way to steal a car which would be used in the jewelry store heist. They were unaware of two police cars parked in the alley-way behind them and were immediately arrested, setting a world record for "quickest heist" to date.
- Video: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlausibleAuspiciousKangarooKappaRoss