Dimitri Barkov is a russian member of the HOA, a Tow Truck & Escort Driver. He is roleplayed by Sams.

History Edit

Dimitri Barkov a former Nightclub Owner who returned to Los Santos after 2 years because of one simple reason. 


Dimitri & The Russian Mafia Edit

Dimitri is frequently associated with The Russian Mafia because of his Russian accent & looks. The numerous people he meets are asking him often if he knew "Boris" (the Leader of The Russian Mafia) but he didn't know who he was. He was hesitant if he should join them because he didn't recognize anybody after his return to Los Santos and he didn't have the money to survive in the city.

I like to stick with my own you know, I don't need more Russians in my life right now. You know, but eventually you know, when I am good to know the city you know, maybe I reach out to them you know.
- Dimitri Barkov

His first meeting with the group came after a police car crashed into him. He came back to the accident scene and would be immediately kidnapped by The Russian Mafia as a hostage to rob a bank. But the bank was robbed before so they left quickly and instantly ordered him to stay in the bank. 

Anton Belov Edit

Anton (Member of The Russian Mafia) had a little bit of history with Dimitri so after the failed bank robbery they kidnapped him again and had little chat in the sewers with him. He accused Dimitri to damage his vehicle and assaulted him while fueling his car afterward commissioned by Sun MoonDimitri denied all accusations and that he would remember and tell him if he did that to Anton. But it turned out that it happened in a "different county" (FamilyRP).

Boris Ivanov Edit

Dimitri was a little bit confused every time someone asked him if he knew who Boris was and his group. So after the Meeting with Anton, Igor & Stan, Dimitri asked if they are connected to him.

Sexuality Edit

Dimitri tries to seduce women constantly and tries to have as much sex as possible, but if the women does not want to immediately have sex he gives up and moves on to another woman.

Swolcainovs Edit

A group of friends including - Curtis Swoleroid, Dimitri Barkov, and Luther Caine. The group started in the Maze Bank Arena parking lot just hours before Luther shot Dimitris dick off.

5 Dicks Later/The Quest For Dimitris Dick Edit

Day One of The Quest For Dimitris Dick Edit

Luther gave Dimitri PCP mixed with Viagra and cocaine. While Dimitri was high, the Swolcainovs, along with Nino Chavez and Jenn Bordeaux, went on a mission to get Dimitri laid, which did eventually happen with Daphne Tillamuck.

Dimitri got downed after a car crash because he was hanging on the side of Ninos granger SUV, which led the group up a mountain to get to grandpas. On their way to grandpas, Dimitri, who is high on PCP, Cocaine, and has a raging boner (viagra), tries to get Luther to touch his dick, this led to Luther shooting Dimitris penis off with his pistol. Dimitri was too high to feel the pain and the group continued towards the mountain. While driving up a steep hill, Nino fell off the SUV and plummeted down the mountain hitting every rock on the way down.

They put the two downed friends in the car and continued back up. Curtis attempted to make it over the fence near the nudist camp in the car, which ended up getting the car stuck, forcing them to walk on foot. After Curtis performed his "Demon Ritual" to pick up Nino & Dimitri, they went down the mountain and back to the car. The Swolcainovs worked on getting the car loose, Luther got stuck under the car and went down, Nino fell under the car and went down aswell. Curtis and Jenn called the EMS after Dimitri got the car loose. Once EMS arrived they helped the downed and put them in a helicopter. While Hedi Saurus was taking off, she lost control of the helicopter and crashed it into Curtis & Jenn, downing Jenn. Once they all got patched up, they went to sleep.

Day Two of The Quest For Dimitris Dick Edit


Quotes Edit

-"you know"

-"you sure"

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