Dick Fillet is a character role-played by BananaDuck.
"A pretentious Brit who thinks he is better than all of us and is the worst human possible" - Ursula
Dick is a law-abiding citizen who loves to follow traffic lights. He works as a freelance news reporter and loves to give ratings to people and establishments for his reviews. He is currently looking for a wife to get his mother's inheritance that is a set of cheese knives.
The Dick Fillet Report
Dick makes independent videos for his documentary "The Dick Fillet Report". The show is currently shopped to LSBN.
|1||Satellite Dishes||Pilot episode. Dick rates satellite dishes around Los Santos.||Link🔗|
|2||Manholes||Dick gives a history of manholes.||Link🔗|
|3||Ursula Leichenberg||A comprehensive report on Ursula Leichenberg.||Link 🔗|
- Dick has a mild case of hemorrhoids. He sometimes lather hemorrhoid cream on the seat of his moped called Darlene.
- He feels like a 'bad ass' when he wears his 'Pimp Fillet' outfit.
- Dick loves cheese so much he sweats profusely while eating it.
- His talent is Mongolian throat singing.