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Dick Fillet is a character role-played by BananaDuck.

Description

"A pretentious Brit who thinks he is better than all of us and is the worst human possible" - Ursula

Dick is a law-abiding citizen who loves to follow traffic lights. He works as a freelance news reporter and loves to give ratings to people and establishments for his reviews. He is currently looking for a wife to get his mother's inheritance that is a set of cheese knives.

The Dick Fillet Report

Dick makes independent videos for his documentary "The Dick Fillet Report". The show is currently shopped to LSBN.

Episodes
Number Title Summary Video
1 Satellite Dishes Pilot episode. Dick rates satellite dishes around Los Santos. Link🔗
2 Manholes Dick gives a history of manholes. Link🔗
3 Ursula Leichenberg A comprehensive report on Ursula Leichenberg. Link 🔗


Trivia

  • Dick has a mild case of hemorrhoids. He sometimes lather hemorrhoid cream on the seat of his moped called Darlene.
  • He feels like a 'bad ass' when he wears his 'Pimp Fillet' outfit.
  • Dick loves cheese so much he sweats profusely while eating it.
  • His talent is Mongolian throat singing.


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