Dequarius "Big D" Johnson is a character role-played by Coolio.
Background[]
Dequarius Johnson, known as "Big D", is an OG member of Chang Gang.
He is typically seen shirtless while riding atop a bicycle. Big D is very good with bicycle tricks and with scuffing everything around him. He is the BMX Bike God.
Lord Zulu's ERP Commandments[]
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1. | Thou shall not engage in ERP without first consulting the 15 Commandments of ERP. |
2. | Thou shall never ERP with a coworker. |
3. | Thou shall not use ERP as a substitute for human connection. |
4. | Thou shall not ERP without a proper script, lighting and a safe word. |
5. | Thou shall not treat ERP as a competitive Sport until it becomes a Olympic Event. |
6. | Thou shall not engage in ERP while operating heavy machinery. |
7. | Thou shall not ERP with intention of procreation. |
8. | Thou shall not ERP on the first date. |
9. | Thou shall not ERP in public areas, as it may disturb wildlife. |
10. | Thou shall not confuse ERP with the ability to be a Lover. |
11. | Thou shall not be ERP with locals, as they are not capable of giving consent. |
12-A. | Thou shall not ERP with their eyes closed. |
12-B. | Thou shall not close their eyes mid ERP Session with the intention of continuing the session. |
12-C. | Thou shall not communicate outside of city limits while ERPing with their eyes closed. |
13. | Thou shall not commit Commandment 12C, as it will result in the explosion of the planet Earth. |
14. | Thou shall refer to Commandment 13 while embarking on their ERP endeavors. |
15. | Thou shall remember, Lord Zulu is always watching. |
Trivia & Achievements[]
- How Big D joined CG
- He has been part of all of NoPixel servers.
- He was once perma'd in the 1.0 server by Honathan Yolo; his last words being "Uh, I'm stuck".
- Big D remains one the best BMX bikers in the server despite updates to bike mechanics over the years.
- Big D's odds of escaping the police increase dramatically if is he on a BMX.
- He is the son of Gladys Berry
- Similar to Ramee El-Rahman, Big D is Muslim.
- Big D joined Chang Gang before Vinny Pistone and Ramee, and is technically their OG.
- He has at least one unreleased song, a love song dedicated to Liz Anya.
- He once had one of the worst criminal records in the city, next to Melbert Rickenbacker.
- He claims to have "12 inches of wood".
- He has a foot fetish.
- According to Mr. Kebun, Big D is the real "Patient Zero" of Small Brain Syndrome (SBS), not Ramee.
- Big D is regarded as the "sleeper" member of the Chang Gang, being one of the more resourceful and "clutch" members of the gang.
- Beware of the infamous Sonic Boom. Uchi is a famous victim of it.
- As of 2024, he prefers to be called "Big G", after he found his G spot, which is located next to a red lego brick in his ass.
- Big D has an alter ego known as Lord Zulu (or Lord Zolu), a god-like figure that delivers judgement and punishment to people who ERP. As of July 2024, he has recruited Ramee and Arya Shah as disciples.
Discography[]
Songs[]
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Quotes[]
- "Waaaaaaaavecheck"
- "shut your mouth"
- "i'm a bmx god"
- "shut your bitch ass up"
- "Wave check"
Gallery[]
Big D with Chang Gang (3.0)
Lord Zulu with Ramee as his disciple.
Played By: Coolio |
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Characters: Dequarius Johnson • Adam Hopping • Gianni Pistone • Darren W. McDew • Giani Calzone • Nicholas Flamino |