Deese East is a character role-played by Tormy.
Description[]
Deese East is a dead man whose final wish was to "travel the globe". Kind people the world over have taken Deese's dead and rotting cadaver various places. He is known to wear a pair of boxer shorts, an undershirt, and glasses. He presumably had more clothes when his post-mortem journey began.
Deese's underwear is full of notes that explain his final wish, they read as such:
"Hi!
My name is Deese East, and I'm a corpse traveling the globe! When I was alive, I did nothing but stay at home and sit at my computer... so my last wish before dying of ass rot was to be shown the world! Please take me to interesting locations and share photographs with me! Let's make some fun memories!
- Deese East, Globetrotting Cadaver
PS. Please to not bury or cremate my remains! D:"
Deese can usually be found lying dead on the ground in well-travelled locations.
(Second) Death[]
Deese is reduced to ash.
After spending a long day with Colt Shepherd that included going to the Observatory, Vinewood Sign, and Dean World, Deese was picked up by Moose Knuckles of the Clowncil, who cremated the corpse using the fire-spewing sign on top of the Funhouse. This reduced Deese to a charred pile of bones.
Trivia[]
- Deese East is full of bugs.
- The first person in Los Santos to find Deese was Kayne Larp, who took all of his notes and left him closed in a dressing room at the Cuban Embassy.
| Played By: Tormy |
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