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Dan Faily is a character role-played by AaronOnAir.

General Description

Dan Faily is a Senior Deputy for the Paleto Bay Sheriff's Office, Badge #385.

He was previously a Senior Officer for the Los Santos Police Department, Badge #485.

Background Information

Dan is is what you would consider a "Dumpster Baby". Abandoned at birth behind the Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club, he was transferred from foster home to foster home.

When he reached adulthood, his lack of parental guidance left him fairly naive. The true identity of his mother is unknown, but she is believed to be a stripper from the Vanilla Unicorn

Dan was rescued from that dumpster by an unnamed officer who would look out for him through his rough childhood. Dan always strived to be an officer because of him and wanted to help people the same way as he was helped.


Romantic Relationships

Patricia Mayonnaise - Wife

Patricia Mayonnaise and Dan were married on July 18th, 2021 after having gotten engaged at Christmas the previous year. They had been dating for 3.5 months prior to their engagement.

Other Relationships

Los Santos Police Department

Jack Ripley

Jack Ripley is someone who Dan looks up to in a big way and represents the kind of officer he strives to be


Blaine Burke

Blaine is Dan's best friend since childhood. Blaine is the best man to the Datty wedding.

Momentous Dates within the Government

Rank Insignia Note Date
Officer Officer.png 2021 PD Restructure. February 5th, 2021
Cadet CadetLSPD.png Demoted to Cadet for the day by Trooper Kael Soze due to a misunderstanding February 15th, 2021
Officer Officer.png Reinstated as Officer February 16th, 2021
Senior Officer SeniorOfficer.png Promoted to Senior Officer April 19th, 2021
Senior Deputy SeniorDeputyBCSO.png Transferred to the BCSO; Badge #385 August 21st, 2021
Senior Deputy SeniorDeputyPBSO.png Transferred to the PBSO December 2nd, 2021
Certification Legend Rank Note Date
Field Training Officer FTO Cert.png Officer Probationary FTO Certified April 12th, 2021
Air-1 Pilot Air Cert.png Officer Air Certified March 25th, 2021
Field Training Officer FTO Cert.png Senior Officer FTO Certified April 18th, 2021
Air-1 Pilot Air Cert.png Senior Officer Flight FTO June 28th, 2021
Interceptor Driver Interceptor Cert.png Senior Officer Interceptor Certified July 8th, 2021
K9 Handler K9 Cert.png Senior Officer K9 Certified; Handler for Dude July 17th, 2021
Motorcycle Driver Motorcycle Cert.png Senior Deputy Motorcycle Certified August 31st, 2021
Field Training Officer FTO Cert.png Senior Deputy FTO Decertified September 23rd, 2021
Street Racing Unit SRU Cert.png Senior Deputy Appointed as Pursuit Driver in the SRU October 15th, 2021
Jet Jet Cert.png Senior Deputy Jet Certified December 13th, 2021
Interceptor Driver Interceptor Cert.png Senior Deputy Stepped down; Interceptor decertified April 7th, 2022
Street Racing Unit SRU Cert.png Senior Deputy Left the SRU April 7th, 2022


  • "WHAT DO YOU MEAN" - whenever Patty malds Dan
  • "I don't know what you're talking about" - when Dan gets caught in a lie


  • Is both the most shot and most sued cop on the force
  • His Air-1 callsign is AirOnOne, a play on "Air-1" and "Aaron"
  • Dan tends to be extremely persuasive.
  • He finds himself in terrible situations due to placing his trust in the wrong people.
  • Enjoys lasagna with ranch dressing.
  • Favorite TV show is "The A-Team"
  • Dan's K9 is named Dude after Aarononair's yellow labrador named Dude who passed in early 2020


Played By: AaronOnAir
Characters: Dan FailySal T. BlockLex StaleyTubs McKinnleyBrian O'CopnelJames PokieminFailingle Dan